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[EngSub] Reborn for the Crown
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00:00:00You
00:00:06Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline
00:00:17This is me
00:00:20I'm casually ruining my house for a little money
00:00:27Mia, is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working no
00:00:36Sorry, Jessica, but actually I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think good
00:00:42Okay, yeah, just save it Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check now
00:00:45Just clean this up or I will find myself another assistant
00:00:59Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006 is prom king and queen
00:01:06Connor Oliver and Jessica Hart
00:01:20My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince, and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:25name
00:01:25But details
00:01:27Yeah
00:01:29Me? Yeah, I'm super good. You seem really amazing. Look who's talking. Well, I was surprised that you were here
00:01:39You're such a big shot in the city. I'm sorry. I'm actually I came here for someone very special
00:01:46I came back for you
00:01:48Um
00:01:50Can I talk to you later?
00:01:52It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and find me telling how I
00:01:57feel
00:01:57Absolutely
00:01:59Actually, I want to come on everyone is waiting for us to start the show
00:02:05So let's give them one
00:02:20Jessica what the hell
00:02:22Mia!
00:02:23Mia!
00:02:23Come here
00:02:24Mia, it's okay
00:02:26You're gonna be alright. Just hold on
00:02:28Mia
00:02:28I wish I could go back
00:02:30What do you mean? Go back where?
00:02:31Then I could tell you
00:02:32How much
00:02:34How much you want
00:02:35Hey, Mia, Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:37Mia, look at me
00:02:38What did you want to tell me?
00:02:40I'm not expecting this
00:02:44Am I dead?
00:02:50Or did my wish come true?
00:02:52Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:56Holy bananas
00:02:58No more frownrines
00:02:59I look 18 again
00:03:01Which means
00:03:04Look the freak show lives
00:03:06No
00:03:07Rise and shine Mia
00:03:08I've got a mountain of my homework for you too.
00:03:13Those clothes.
00:03:15Those highlights.
00:03:17A Tamagotchi?
00:03:19I went back to...
00:03:212006?
00:03:26When else would it be reject calendar munch?
00:03:31Miss Thompson, may I be excused? I think I'm hallucinating.
00:03:36Mimi, you've got to stop getting high before class like the other losers.
00:03:42Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser!
00:03:49Nothing's changed. Everyone still sees me as a loser.
00:03:52And nobody. The girl who can't fight back.
00:03:55But that's the thing about second chances. You can always flip the script.
00:04:00High school bucket list item number one. Never put up with bullying again.
00:04:08Miss Thompson, he was trying to kill me!
00:04:12Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office!
00:04:16Why?
00:04:17For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:20They do this every day!
00:04:28Don't be silly. Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student. I mean, she would never bully anyone.
00:04:38She just...
00:04:39Sit down and finish your lab before I fail you.
00:04:49Mia, join Jessica's group. And I expect a perfect report when I get back.
00:04:58Okay. So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid.
00:05:09Oops! What can I say?
00:05:12Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat.
00:05:16It's a shame what happened to your shirt.
00:05:19Let's clean you up.
00:05:21That acid...
00:05:21I know, Mia, but this is science class.
00:05:25And I want to try this experiment on you!
00:05:37Oh, these are so fun in my space.
00:05:39Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as Dirty Danglars or No Man's Land?
00:05:51Oh, Mia, you look like you're in trouble.
00:06:02So are you gonna put her in her place or should I?
00:06:05High school bucket list item number two.
00:06:07Be the kind of girl who gets her crush's attention.
00:06:12Concon, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal.
00:06:16Don't...
00:06:18Don't call me that.
00:06:19Or what?
00:06:19Little Miss...
00:06:21Stutter!
00:06:22This time, no more shrinking.
00:06:25You do that again?
00:06:26I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade.
00:06:29Hmm.
00:06:29What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:33I don't know what you're talking about.
00:06:36You're cheating your way into college.
00:06:37And if you keep pushing me...
00:06:39I'll ensure you don't get in.
00:06:42Shame what happened to your shirt.
00:06:44Imagine what I could do to your face.
00:06:50Let's see what this does to yours.
00:06:59Mia, put the bottle down!
00:07:04No!
00:07:05No!
00:07:06High school bucket list item number three.
00:07:08Teacher of least favorite teacher, Alyssa.
00:07:11Sorry, Miss Thompson.
00:07:12Freak.
00:07:12Science accident.
00:07:14Blame chemistry?
00:07:15Ah!
00:07:16God!
00:07:17Ah!
00:07:18Damn, Mia.
00:07:20Wasn't expecting that.
00:07:21Little fight looks good on you.
00:07:24Use your words.
00:07:25Don't get lost in that smile.
00:07:27Just...
00:07:27Say something!
00:07:28No, it's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.
00:07:31No.
00:07:33You look good kicking ass.
00:07:35I like this new you.
00:07:36I like the new me too.
00:07:39Goodbye, shy girl.
00:07:40Hello, high school 2.0.
00:07:43Ah!
00:07:44You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering?
00:07:49What's next, Mia?
00:07:50Running for prom queen?
00:07:52Stop! Stop!
00:07:53You know what?
00:07:55Maybe I will.
00:07:56Literally, no one knows you.
00:07:58And you wanna run against me?
00:08:00Anyone can wear a crown.
00:08:03Not people like you.
00:08:06Need a reminder?
00:08:08Nikki!
00:08:09Sharpie!
00:08:10Now!
00:08:12Look, if you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen, I will not make your life a living hell.
00:08:17Feel?
00:08:22Everyone, I'd like to make an announcement.
00:08:27High school bucket list item number four.
00:08:29Be brave even when it scares you.
00:08:32I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:08:37Mia, Mamacita, Watkins, did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:43Chris and Kay were my only real friends.
00:08:45They lost touch after high school.
00:08:47I am not losing them again.
00:08:49I did.
00:08:51I'm so glad you guys are here.
00:08:53I just miss you so much and I love you.
00:08:56Come here.
00:08:58It's been like ten minutes, but we love you too.
00:09:01And since we love you, let's get you right.
00:09:09Great!
00:09:09More maggots have arrived.
00:09:12Besides the Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:16The misfits.
00:09:18The outcasts.
00:09:19Anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of prefect.
00:09:24To the queen.
00:09:25Let's annihilate this biatch.
00:09:27Shut it, wannabe Lance!
00:09:29Choke and die, slutty Spears.
00:09:31Well, since we're doing this, raise your hand if you want to vote for me.
00:09:51Connor, what the hell did you just give her? Was that your number?
00:09:56My vote.
00:10:00Please, may I not be hallucinating.
00:10:03Con-Con!
00:10:04You already got the vote for Prom King this year.
00:10:07We have to do this.
00:10:09Together.
00:10:10Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina!
00:10:13Except for me.
00:10:15I don't want to date you, Jessica.
00:10:18Everyone wants to date me!
00:10:20I'm head cheerleader!
00:10:22You're the basketball captain!
00:10:24Even our parents want us together!
00:10:26It's destiny!
00:10:27May the best girl win.
00:10:29Aw, Mr. Oliver.
00:10:32If you fail again, you won't be able to go to prom or play in the basketball finals.
00:10:36Understood?
00:10:39Got it.
00:10:42Where do you think you're going?
00:10:43We have a pop quiz on-
00:10:45Theory of Relativity.
00:10:46The answers are A, C, C, B...
00:10:52I'll come back for my A later.
00:10:53No, you're right.
00:10:54You're not going anywhere until you take this test.
00:10:56High school bucket list item number five.
00:10:58Ditch class like a badass.
00:11:00Check it!
00:11:01If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office.
00:11:06You wasted.
00:11:08How?
00:11:10Told ya.
00:11:12See you later, Misty.
00:11:20Hey, I just wanted to thank you for-
00:11:24Oh!
00:11:25Oh!
00:11:27Um...
00:11:29Hey, you here?
00:11:31Um, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
00:11:34Um...
00:11:35I'll get off you now.
00:11:37Uh, you good?
00:11:39Yeah.
00:11:40Oh!
00:11:41Where are your necklace?
00:11:42Oh no, don't worry about it.
00:11:43It's been in my family for years.
00:11:45It's like indestructible.
00:11:46Oh, it's pretty cool.
00:11:47Thanks.
00:11:48Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers.
00:11:52She's nuts.
00:11:55You know, I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like.
00:11:58Wow.
00:11:59Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful.
00:12:02Jess?
00:12:03Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:05Well, because you two are a thing.
00:12:07You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet.
00:12:10Hello, who?
00:12:12Uh, nothing. No.
00:12:13It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year, so I thought...
00:12:18She doesn't deserve to be prom queen.
00:12:20You do.
00:12:21I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it.
00:12:25That's why you won my vote.
00:12:28I thought you liked her.
00:12:29Wow.
00:12:33To be honest with you, Mia...
00:12:37There's only one girl that I've ever really liked.
00:12:40And it's not Jess.
00:12:43Then who?
00:12:45Mia, the girl that I've always really liked...
00:12:51Is...
00:12:52Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:12:54Sorry.
00:12:54Oh, fuck.
00:12:55No, yeah, I'm fine, I'm great.
00:12:56What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:58Oh, she's out of my league.
00:13:00She...
00:13:01Oh.
00:13:01God.
00:13:02It's okay.
00:13:03Yeah, I'm fine.
00:13:04Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league and she's beautiful and smart.
00:13:11And she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb job like me.
00:13:15You're not dumb, Connor.
00:13:18She's the stupid one if she turns you down.
00:13:22Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:13:27Cool.
00:13:27Um...
00:13:28But I'm not gonna ask her out until I get my grades up.
00:13:31High school bucket list item number six.
00:13:34Pretend you're not heartbroken that your crush likes someone else.
00:13:37What did you have in mind?
00:13:39Well, if you could help me ace this test, I...
00:13:43Will help you win the crown.
00:13:45Make you prom queen.
00:13:49What do you think?
00:13:58Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen.
00:14:03Keep freaks out of our last dance ever.
00:14:06Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism.
00:14:10Dr. Jessica!
00:14:14If I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it.
00:14:22Oh, perfect. Just the people I wanted to see.
00:14:24You are just in time for my campaign kickoff.
00:14:29Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge.
00:14:34Come in.
00:14:36Here goes nothing.
00:14:38Connor will join too, since everyone already wants him to be prom king.
00:14:43What's his challenge?
00:14:44A chemistry test.
00:14:46Well, great. Chemistry's my favorite subject.
00:14:50Sexual chemistry.
00:14:52Sexual... what?
00:14:54The rules are simple.
00:14:56Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor and you will vote for who brings the fire.
00:15:02You down?
00:15:06Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
00:15:10You down?
00:15:14You down?
00:15:16You down?
00:15:16You down?
00:15:16Boo! No more applause! Jess already has the clap!
00:15:19Bite me, Mee Paz.
00:15:20Your little friend lost.
00:15:22Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:24This is the reunion all over again.
00:15:26I'm not letting her win this time.
00:15:28What the hell was that?
00:15:29Me winning.
00:15:31Can't wait to have you back, King.
00:15:33Concon and I are a tough act to follow, but uh...
00:15:36Show us your best, freak.
00:15:39Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:41Get your man, Mia!
00:15:42Shut the fuck up, Chris!
00:15:44You don't have to put on a show for them.
00:15:46Or anybody.
00:15:46You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow.
00:15:50You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother.
00:15:53Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:54I'm not doing this for them.
00:15:56It's for me.
00:15:57Just follow my lead.
00:16:00High school bucket list item number set.
00:16:02Make the first move.
00:16:04No, you follow my lead.
00:16:09You follow my lead.
00:16:27So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:30Mia!
00:16:31Mia!
00:16:34Mia!
00:16:36Damn.
00:16:38Mia, we definitely have to do that again.
00:16:40How dare you make out with that scum-sucking social climate science fair slut?
00:16:45I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen!
00:16:49Not if I can help it.
00:16:52The hotel wants us together!
00:16:54Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:56Go there!
00:17:01Mia!
00:17:02Your prince is waiting.
00:17:04Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:08Stop drooling, go over there.
00:17:10Or you can use your mouth another creative way.
00:17:12Go go go go go go.
00:17:14Use cotton.
00:17:14Hi!
00:17:15I can't!
00:17:15Bye bye bye!
00:17:18Mia, we really need to talk...
00:17:21about that kiss.
00:17:25Where'd you learn how to do that?
00:17:27College.
00:17:28Science majors are sloanier than you think.
00:17:30Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:17:32No.
00:17:34but i will one day my magic eight ball said so so you can predict the future actually i'm from
00:17:42the future right it's my secret superpower so well i hope that there's another run for us in
00:17:49our future somewhere where there's less interruptions connor i don't really kiss
00:17:58people unless i'm dating them and it's not like you want to date me so actually about that well let's
00:18:04just focus on uh beating jess and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later yeah connor might
00:18:12be my forever crush but he's also a forever playboy at least that's what the rumors say
00:18:19fine yeah look for your information the next best opportunity to get votes is going to be at
00:18:25tomorrow's bake-off so we could team up
00:18:32wait do you really think i could beat miss popular
00:18:37you can run this school if you want to team me up
00:18:40get royalty and you don't even know it
00:18:46out of the way cooking class champions coming through
00:18:51wait you're not seriously thinking about answering if you do i will embarrass you so bad you will
00:18:59wish you were dead still want to do this
00:19:04why not baking is just chemistry let the best baker win
00:19:11ew and i think we all know who's gonna win
00:19:17girls should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go
00:19:23what are you talking about you don't look the part yet nita let us help you out
00:19:38later loser
00:19:41let me guess just a bitch straights again
00:19:44well i hope her baked goods burn in hell you want me to go curse her
00:19:49thanks for the thought kate i don't want to beat her fair and square
00:19:52and we're gonna have to give you an edge something that gives you hot points and baking points
00:19:58meet me at school bright and early tomorrow
00:20:00why because i'm gonna turn you into a sexy nerdy baking queen
00:20:09how are you where's your baking buddy come on did she chicken out last night
00:20:19all right may i present to you your future girlfriend
00:20:24i mean this year's bake-off hbic mia watkins
00:20:32yeah you look like a fucking try hard overdressed much come on girls we have a contest to win
00:20:38like i was saying you look gorgeous high school bucket list item number eight
00:20:44flirt like a hot girl look who's talking chef ready to win
00:20:50stop putting on a show this event is supposed to be about me who the hell do you think you
00:20:55are mia
00:20:56call me queen
00:21:01because i'm coming for your throne
00:21:12shut up or die
00:21:16all right contestants we're about to begin to your tables please uh do you have any
00:21:21idea what we're doing here oh yeah we're just gonna make liquid nitrogen ice cream with some
00:21:25uh molecular gastronomy toppings it's really easy what it's science meets sweets come on all right
00:21:33contestants the bake-off begins now okay let's make this like this like that
00:21:50and then
00:21:51this is under nose
00:21:55no that's too much that's too much
00:22:10cool trick bill nye the science nerd hope it's earthquake proof
00:22:22oops oops oops foot slipped sorry not sorry oops sorry my hand slipped
00:22:39okay let's do that again miss watkins you will be disqualified she just kicked our table
00:22:44i did not see jessica do anything wrong get back to work it's fine it's fine so what do we
00:22:51do now a good
00:22:52scientist always has a plan
00:22:57and
00:22:59time
00:23:02the winning team's votes also count toward their prom queen's campaign
00:23:08jessica you're up it is a model of my mansion and anyone who votes for me can come to all
00:23:16my parties
00:23:16for the rest of the world this is our dessert it may look simple but it's got a little magic
00:23:26to it
00:23:46so
00:23:49and all the votes are in
00:23:51the winner of this year's senior bake-off is
00:24:02the winner of this year's senior bake-off is
00:24:12mia watkins
00:24:14mia the 2006 golden bake-off trophy belongs to you and connor
00:24:23we did it
00:24:26i can't believe it oh that's my queen that's my best friend we love her best day of my life
00:24:34i need you to do it
00:24:38no
00:24:40connor and that trophy are mine
00:24:46not anymore
00:24:50i'm so gonna regret that loser sorry
00:24:55high school bucket list item number nine start a riot make it epic
00:25:11jesus
00:25:12stop stop
00:25:27team jessica team mia get over here right now
00:25:32principal davis
00:25:34before you say anything
00:25:36mia started it thank you for your honesty jessica you and your friends can go
00:25:42what
00:25:44no she's lying i would drop that attitude miss watkins you know what no i like having an
00:25:52attitude i lived for years without one and now it's here to stay one more bad word one more
00:26:00the thing that you do wrong and you are suspended
00:26:03fine
00:26:05i'll stop having an attitude when you stop
00:26:08letting jessica's dad bribe you
00:26:11oh
00:26:12sorry no one knows about that yet
00:26:14both of you pack your bags
00:26:19wait are we suspended i can't get suspended my dad's gonna fly back from his business trip and get me
00:26:24killed no no no i'm giving you a vacation day you're both free to go
00:26:29okay for real of course you're both free to go and if uh you ever need anything feel free to
00:26:34come
00:26:34by my office the doors always open how much money did her dad give you uh 147 347 dollars
00:26:43and you'll be quiet you demon child
00:26:47on a second though why don't you um help me clean up here my star students thank you
00:26:59did you see the look on his face yeah he was freaking out how did you know all that stuff
00:27:04though
00:27:05well i told you i can see the future so right it's no big deal yeah so tell me
00:27:14what do you see in our future tonight well i have to study for the science test oh yeah
00:27:21what's it on again anatomy it's the study of the human body
00:27:27yeah yeah you want to do it at my place my parents aren't home your place like a
00:27:36life like us together you're alone yeah let's go professor i promise to be a good boy
00:27:46okay
00:27:51uh
00:27:52uh
00:27:59uh
00:28:00uh
00:28:00uh
00:28:02uh
00:29:04I was asking about question number four, um, rectus abdominis, what is it?
00:29:12Get up.
00:29:13I'm going to show you and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:14Oh, no!
00:29:18All right, please me.
00:29:19Okay.
00:29:24Can I?
00:29:25All right.
00:29:26Yeah.
00:29:27Okay.
00:29:33Bicep racchii.
00:29:39Hector alice major.
00:29:44Arctus abdominis, gloria amen.
00:29:50Is that the name?
00:29:51The name is that long?
00:29:52No, no, no.
00:29:53You forgot about that part.
00:29:54That's not important.
00:29:57Stop manhandling him, Mia.
00:29:59He likes someone else.
00:30:01You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:09But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:30:25The rules are simple.
00:30:27If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:30Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:32High school bucket list item number 10.
00:30:35Unleash your inner vixen.
00:30:37No?
00:30:39Are you ready to lose?
00:30:42Trapezibizias.
00:30:43Where?
00:30:44Oh my...
00:30:50Um, brachialis.
00:31:01That's cheating.
00:31:03Don't look at that.
00:31:09Mm-hmm.
00:31:24You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked.
00:31:26But you are getting pretty close.
00:31:29That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:34I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:37Uh, to level the playing field.
00:31:39You?
00:31:42Bad girl.
00:31:45Violence is against the rules.
00:31:47So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:58Make me...
00:32:01Make me.
00:32:02Careful what you wish for.
00:32:06Oh my god!
00:32:08Oh no!
00:32:10What are you doing?
00:32:13You're crazy.
00:32:15You know about this shirt.
00:32:19That's for cheating.
00:32:24Oh my god!
00:32:25Oh my god!
00:32:28Connor!
00:32:29Are you in there?
00:32:29Oh shit!
00:32:31That's my dad!
00:32:32No!
00:32:32No!
00:32:33No!
00:32:34Oh my god!
00:32:36Okay!
00:32:38Yeah, just a second!
00:32:39Oh my god!
00:32:42Yeah!
00:32:49That's my dad!
00:32:52Oh my god!
00:32:55Oh my god!
00:32:56That's my dad!
00:32:58Yeah!
00:32:58Oh my god!
00:33:05tutoring. Dad's not like that. Mia is unimportant. Weren't you and Jessica gonna be an item?
00:33:15She's from a good family. At least waste your time with someone respectable. Dad! Mia's
00:33:20valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be. Girls aside, fail again
00:33:27and you'll finish senior year in boarding school. You're 18. Connor, this is embarrassing. Embarrassing?
00:33:35Dad, since when do you actually even... You know what? Never mind. Hey, Mr. Oliver, I will help Connor pass
00:33:41and I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:46Oh? How can you be so sure? Just a hunch. Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart. Connor, wait! Just please talk
00:33:55to him. You can fix this.
00:33:56I can't fix anything when it comes to him. I think it's time you leave, Miss Valedictorian. I need to
00:34:01speak with my son, alone.
00:34:05Dad, wait!
00:34:14Connor has to make up with his dad. Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:29Connor's barely said a word to me since that night out of stats.
00:34:32I hope everything's okay.
00:34:34Today's test results were abysmal.
00:34:39But we did have two perfect scores.
00:34:43Stellar work as always, Mia.
00:34:46And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:49Keep up the good work.
00:34:59You got it. Good job.
00:35:04Thank you, Mia.
00:35:08Seriously, thank you.
00:35:10I wouldn't have ever been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:13Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:16Have you talked to him?
00:35:18Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:20I know you're trying to help, but you don't know him like I do.
00:35:27I can't just magically fix my old man.
00:35:29I have to try.
00:35:31Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:33That's enough dad talk.
00:35:34I have a surprise for you.
00:35:38Oh.
00:35:39Uh, wait.
00:35:40Before you guys go, I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:35:45for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:35:47So, come through and vote for Mia.
00:36:02Nikki, cancel your plans.
00:36:03We have a party to ruin.
00:36:07Here you go.
00:36:07We'll see you this weekend.
00:36:08Come to the party.
00:36:10Yes.
00:36:11Oh, shit.
00:36:12That's my dad.
00:36:13Come on, let's bounce before you see me.
00:36:14Wait, no.
00:36:14Just show him your test.
00:36:15He'll be thrilled.
00:36:16I'll show him another time.
00:36:17Come on.
00:36:17No, no, no.
00:36:17You don't have time.
00:36:18Just trust me.
00:36:20Come on, Connor.
00:36:21Talk to him.
00:36:21No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:22Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:24Hey, Dad.
00:36:25Hi, sir.
00:36:25What are you doing here?
00:36:29I'm going out of town on work, but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:33If it's another F, Connor, I aced it.
00:36:44Thanks to Mia.
00:36:44What's up?
00:36:45No.
00:36:46No.
00:36:46No, I barely helped at all.
00:36:47It was all Connor.
00:36:48You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:50Pride has to be earned.
00:36:52Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:56You see that little gremlin over there?
00:37:00I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:07Got it.
00:37:09What if I can't do it?
00:37:11Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:13Force her.
00:37:22Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:25Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:26I think I just had a quick chemistry question.
00:37:27Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade, so why are you talking
00:37:30to me now?
00:37:31Because you're super smart and sexy, and I hear that you're really good at giving private
00:37:37lessons.
00:37:38So can I get one or what?
00:37:39Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:41Enough.
00:37:41You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:43No fights.
00:37:44Do you hear me?
00:37:45Luke, stop.
00:37:46I'm busy.
00:37:47Mia, please.
00:37:48Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:50Can you help me?
00:37:52Come on.
00:37:53Just once.
00:37:55Connor, listen.
00:37:57I know that I'm hard on you, but it is because I-
00:38:01Dad, I gotta go.
00:38:01I'll talk to you another time.
00:38:04Get off me.
00:38:04I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:06The invite's still open.
00:38:07I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:10Come on.
00:38:11Five minutes.
00:38:18Okay.
00:38:19Alright, let's go.
00:38:24Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:32CopCon!
00:38:33What a surprise!
00:38:35I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:37Doing what?
00:38:38Looking for Mia.
00:38:39I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:43Ugh.
00:38:44You know Mia.
00:38:45She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:48But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:54She's gonna break your heart.
00:38:56And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:39:08I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:39:09No, no, no, wait.
00:39:10You're not going anywhere.
00:39:12Until we talk about this party.
00:39:14We'll come!
00:39:15We'll come!
00:39:16If you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:18Hey!
00:39:19Get the fuck off her!
00:39:23Aw shit.
00:39:24Cap's here!
00:39:25Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:27Hey, mind if it brought us?
00:39:31Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists,
00:39:34let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:36Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:45Alright.
00:39:46Come on.
00:39:47Look at what part you get to.
00:39:50Fine.
00:39:51I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:55You know, for a second there I kind of thought that you were into Luke,
00:40:01when I saw you guys walking away together.
00:40:04Rit?
00:40:07Rit?
00:40:08Ew.
00:40:10No, that walking steroid is not even close to my type.
00:40:14So, who is?
00:40:17Hula.
00:40:23You are not gonna believe who I'm into.
00:40:31It's crazy.
00:40:33Right?
00:40:33It's so funny.
00:40:34Who is it?
00:40:39Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:43She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:45You should come.
00:40:46My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:47No, I can't.
00:40:49I have to change for that party.
00:40:52Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:53High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:56Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:59She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:41:02You could probably borrow that.
00:41:04If you're into that.
00:41:06She wore it like once.
00:41:08Or if not.
00:41:11If you're into it.
00:41:12Really?
00:41:16Yeah.
00:41:16Yeah.
00:41:17I mean, our proton's positive.
00:41:19Right?
00:41:20Get it?
00:41:21Oh, yeah.
00:41:22Cool.
00:41:22Go away the way.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:24Okay.
00:41:26Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:31Come on.
00:41:31I need an answer.
00:41:32I need an answer.
00:41:34Should I?
00:41:38Should I?
00:41:46Yeah.
00:41:50Look.
00:41:55Look.
00:41:56Wow.
00:41:57Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:42:00You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street because her designs are going to be famous.
00:42:05What?
00:42:06Are you like a psychic or something?
00:42:07No.
00:42:08I'm future girl.
00:42:10Remember?
00:42:11Right.
00:42:12Also, you've got to enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:42:18Well, if I die by then, just blink twice so I can skip finals.
00:42:33Okay, future girl, if you really know everything that's going to happen, who shows up first?
00:42:39I actually have no idea.
00:42:46Hey, ConCon.
00:42:49You Sasquatch.
00:42:50I'm here, so your party's not the total bust.
00:42:54And I brought party favors.
00:42:57Everyone's already done.
00:42:58We'll stop you in on the way over.
00:43:25I tried to stop her, but she's like a crazier Regina George with worse highlights.
00:43:31So cute.
00:43:32Oh, on page four, there's a great palaboy that I took of Mia wedding herself in sixth grade.
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:37Page four.
00:43:38She fed all my worst moments into a little pink book.
00:43:44Hey.
00:43:45Hey.
00:43:47I like your pigtails.
00:43:49And everybody had bridges, Mia.
00:43:52This shit doesn't matter.
00:43:57Actually...
00:43:58It does.
00:44:02Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:44:05Um...
00:44:05Yeah.
00:44:06That's kind of the whole point.
00:44:07Do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who makes out with her in sync posters?
00:44:13See page seven.
00:44:14As long as it's not you, I'm good.
00:44:17Are you blind?
00:44:18She's been fugly since birth, and now everybody knows it.
00:44:22You know...
00:44:23A year ago, this book would have destroyed me.
00:44:27But...
00:44:28Now I know everything in here made me...
00:44:30Who I am today.
00:44:35So go ahead.
00:44:36Read away.
00:44:37I have nothing to hide.
00:44:39Unlike you.
00:44:40If you keep messing with me, I'll just expose you.
00:44:42For all the horrible things you've done.
00:44:44You have nothing on me, poser.
00:44:46What about...
00:44:47What you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip?
00:44:52What?
00:44:53I...
00:44:54Nobody knows about that.
00:44:56You just wait till Facebook.
00:44:58Facebook what?
00:44:59Okay, English much?
00:45:00You know, this little tough girl act is cute and all.
00:45:04But the only one getting exposed today...
00:45:06Is you.
00:45:16What are you hiding back there, Mia?
00:45:18Your couch potato cookie.
00:45:20Yeah.
00:45:21Show us your stressed out brain pain.
00:45:23That is way too far, Jessica.
00:45:26My mom gave her that dress.
00:45:28And it looks tragic on her.
00:45:30Honestly, I was helping.
00:45:31Hey.
00:45:32You're beautiful, Mia.
00:45:33And you know it.
00:45:34It's okay.
00:45:35I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:41Jessica.
00:45:42Jessica.
00:45:42You think being prom queen is all about looks.
00:45:46Okay?
00:45:47High school bucket list item number 12.
00:45:51Flown it while you've got it.
00:45:53You want my shine.
00:45:55You want my glossy.
00:45:57You want my sexy.
00:45:59You want my sassy.
00:46:01Who?
00:46:01Sorry, I was laughing.
00:46:01You ain't gonna get it, I ain't gonna get it.
00:46:04Ain't gonna get it, ain't gonna get it.
00:46:06You ain't gonna get it.
00:46:07No you ain't gonna get it.
00:46:08Yeah, you ain't gonna get it.
00:46:09Stop stop stop stop.
00:46:12Holy shit, Mia.
00:46:14Woo!
00:46:15Yes, Mia!
00:46:16Okay, Mia!
00:46:17Doesn't suck having my 18-year-old body back.
00:46:20Wow.
00:46:21Look at you, pretending to be hot and popular.
00:46:25FYI, you will never be like us.
00:46:27You will never live like us.
00:46:29No, I want to live better.
00:46:32How about a game of truth or dare?
00:46:34I dare you all to strip something off.
00:46:41High School Bucket List, item number 13.
00:46:44Find someone who's just as crazy as you.
00:46:48Who cares if they stripped?
00:46:50Anyone can do that.
00:46:52I can do it.
00:46:53And I bet I can do it even better.
00:47:05Fine.
00:47:06Let those motherfuckers have a dumbass party.
00:47:09Bye, Jess.
00:47:15Even her alcohol tastes like trash.
00:47:44Oh my wrist I think I sprained it
00:47:48hey hey hey hey hey hey she's not waking up she needs help someone at least get me some ice
00:47:56now
00:47:58don't make me ask again bitches you can't quit on me right now yeah not before I not before I
00:48:05tell you that
00:48:09Mia I've always Mia hey hey hey Mia you okay yeah yeah what happened Jessica thought attempted
00:48:22murder would be a fun party game okay I was trying to recycle how would I know her giant head
00:48:28would get
00:48:29my wife I didn't see that coming hey hey hey hey okay hey party's over everyone out you heard him
00:48:43go get
00:48:44it out remember vote me up vote me up vote me up I got you come on let's go
00:48:59okay thank you for saving my life I'm just glad you're okay for the record
00:49:07you look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit
00:49:16what's wrong just never gets better better at what her bullying just gets worse and worse and somehow
00:49:26she still ends up with you
00:49:30I would never take Jessica Connor seriously stop don't make promises you can't keep
00:49:40you know the girl I actually do like she I know she's a genius you're getting your grades up for
00:49:48her
00:49:48it's really cool it's really cool get some rest I'll be in the guest room Connor can you stay with
00:49:57me
00:50:04go get me
00:50:15you're the genius Tommy I'm doing this all for you
00:50:49you have a beautiful voice
00:50:53you scared me
00:50:57god no I don't I like to sing when I'm busy or bored so it's never around
00:51:03anyone which is good I'm not just anyone what is all this well you know the
00:51:16mission senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class you want to help me wrap
00:51:24Mia this is amazing no one else would do this for their class
00:51:31I've never met anyone like you
00:51:35not yet anyway
00:51:41so hate ball girl what's future me like don't tell me I'm a dipshit
00:51:48no you're not don't even look I know you're not
00:51:54you're actually super successful really smart kind
00:52:05you're pretty perfect
00:52:12no wonder I was in love
00:52:20hold up who did you say you're in love with
00:52:23no one I meant that I was in love with being from the future because now I know all of
00:52:35these
00:52:35is awesome yeah so so who do I get married to
00:52:43Jessica Alba so you gotta get over that Britney crush because things get complicated
00:52:51okay you know I can actually uh read the future also really you know what I see in our future
00:53:02will you come to my basketball finals I'd love to
00:53:09question are you gonna invite your dad
00:53:12I'm sure he will come to other games he's busy
00:53:18he's waiting for me to get into the NBA
00:53:20wait wait
00:53:24Connor your dad
00:53:26enough about my dad actually come on you don't want to be late
00:53:31okay
00:53:46everyone's gonna love these me yeah this will win you crazy votes
00:53:51sure but
00:53:54I also just wanted to do something nice because
00:53:58in a few months we will all go our separate ways
00:54:02and who knows what'll happen then
00:54:04right
00:54:09graduate in style besties
00:54:12oh you're too late butterface
00:54:16the class loved my gifts so much I already got all their votes
00:54:34so you're buying votes now me no I'm just giving my besties I guess they deserve
00:54:43but I'm sure they'll like your uh goodwill hand-me-downs too
00:54:50besties
00:54:52you don't even know their names
00:54:55of course I do
00:54:58well the hot ones the rest are freaks not people
00:55:01but hey money talks right even to losers with social rabies
00:55:08but come on now let's see what you got
00:55:18look trailer trash barbie got you all toy cars thank you
00:55:24I got them gucci earrings
00:55:33at least my gifts mean something
00:55:36um they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen but you can't because you're a nobody
00:55:44mia
00:55:45do you want to try saying that again relax jack bauer brutal honesty is an act of love
00:55:53and I love all my subjects
00:55:56even you
00:55:58look
00:56:16omg you're twin
00:56:27marge simpson hair pancake face kool-aid body I mean it's perfect
00:56:33oh and con con here is your gift only the best for the basketball captain
00:56:40i don't want anything from you
00:56:43not even a brand new limited edition ps2
00:56:51no matter what i do jess always gets her way prom queen connor
00:56:56what am i even doing here
00:57:01bribes aren't my thing
00:57:03maybe you should ask principal davis though he might be down
00:57:08hey mia wait hand out the gifts that you brought
00:57:12they're special not because they're expensive or fancy but because they're from you
00:57:17no no no they're stupid and she she won this one so let's just go just trust me
00:57:26they're gonna love them hey you guys
00:57:29nina has gifts for all of you and you're gonna love them
00:57:36you're gonna love them
00:57:48so yes it's yours
00:58:00So I know these aren't coach bags or Tiffany bracelets, but I hope coming under the real world, you'll remember
00:58:10them.
00:58:12Mia, what did you do?
00:58:17How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:21I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:25But you should. You're more talented than you know.
00:58:30You just need a cool artist name, like Banksy.
00:58:46You'll be an amazing songwriter.
00:58:48Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:58:55That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
00:59:00Be Jordan.
00:59:03Mia, these are incredible, but I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:10Just wait a few years.
00:59:13You're gonna be filthy rich.
00:59:16And you deserve it.
00:59:23Everybody shut up!
00:59:25Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:29Why don't you open your gift and find out?
00:59:31I got one for you too.
00:59:38Do you think so?
00:59:42I got one for you too.
00:59:46I got one for you too.
00:59:50Let's go.
00:59:53Hey, um...
00:59:56This one's for you.
01:00:07Mia, I...
01:00:11Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:00:15This is the first lure you ever bought me.
01:00:18How did you find...
01:00:19Magic 8-Ball, remember?
01:00:22A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:00:25It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:00:27Do everything with your dad.
01:00:30While you can.
01:00:33You'll never get this time back.
01:00:38Yeah, thank you.
01:00:42Oh my god, I didn't get you anything.
01:00:43Hey, no!
01:00:44Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it.
01:00:46Promise me...
01:00:48That you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:00:50That's all I want.
01:01:02For you...
01:01:04I'll do it.
01:01:09Congrats.
01:01:10Looks like you went over the class.
01:01:13Now what?
01:01:16It's time we step out of the shadows.
01:01:22Hey, everyone.
01:01:24Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals.
01:01:29Boycotting Jessica's prom queens.
01:01:44I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:54I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:02:02What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:07Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:02:10We're taking a stand.
01:02:12We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:02:16No plastics for prom!
01:02:18No plastics for prom!
01:02:20You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:02:23Worshipped?
01:02:27They were terrified of you.
01:02:28It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:02:31But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:37Since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of Rejects,
01:02:42let's hear your voice.
01:02:46Attention, everyone!
01:02:49America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins,
01:02:53just volunteered to sing the national anthem
01:02:58in front of the whole school.
01:03:14Come on, Mia!
01:03:16We're all waiting!
01:03:19Hey!
01:03:21Hey, yes you can.
01:03:23Show them all what you can do.
01:03:26All of them.
01:03:30No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:03:33Just don't look at them.
01:03:35Look at me.
01:03:37I believe in you, Mia.
01:03:39Get your camcorder ready.
01:03:40This is gonna be legendary.
01:03:44I believe in you.
01:03:50High school bucket list, item number 14.
01:03:53Live your Beyonce dance.
01:04:00Hi, everyone.
01:04:02Please rise.
01:04:16Oh.
01:04:24Just look at me.
01:04:34Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last night?
01:04:56Oh.
01:04:56When the dawn was gleaming, whose broad stripes and bright stars, though the perilous fight,
01:05:08O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
01:05:18And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
01:05:27Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
01:05:36O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave,
01:05:49O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
01:06:15Give it up for Mia. This is gonna be your new prom queen.
01:06:21See? Everyone loves you more.
01:06:41If you wanna win, you gotta give them a show, right?
01:06:43Yeah. Plus I like kissing you.
01:06:46What were you saying?
01:06:48Oh, nothing that I, um, I just thought I'm really...
01:07:00Shit, that's my dad. What is he doing here? He never comes to my games. What if I fuck up?
01:07:05Hey, Connor, you're gonna be fine.
01:07:10This is the big game, Mia. This is the only game he cares about.
01:07:15Hey, look at me. I already know what happens. Remember?
01:07:20Listen, in the last moment, take that three-pointer. It'll seem impossible, but trust me.
01:07:32I trust you.
01:07:35And here we go, everyone, the big championship game.
01:07:38The Fairfield Lions versus the Falcons for the big one.
01:07:42Here we go, ladies and gentlemen. Let's begin.
01:08:11And ten seconds left. The home team is done.
01:08:14Down two points. And Connor Oliver has the ball.
01:08:22He's gonna risk it all on the three-pointer.
01:08:32He's gonna risk it all on the three-pointer.
01:08:34He's gonna risk it all on the three-pointer. And there he goes.
01:08:39Yes, he scores! The Fairfield Lions, 49-48.
01:08:44And they win the game!
01:08:46Woo!
01:08:55Let's go!
01:08:57First, an A, and now this.
01:09:02Expect me at all your college games, Con.
01:09:06Really? Really.
01:09:09I'm sorry for missing out on this.
01:09:13And on you.
01:09:18I couldn't be more proud, son.
01:09:21Looks like you got a fan who feels the same.
01:09:25Congratulations.
01:09:25Please.
01:09:26Yeah.
01:09:29Yeah.
01:09:31You were right about everything.
01:09:33Oh!
01:09:34Am I being pumped?
01:09:36That pipply mouth-weather isn't going to steal ConCon and my crown!
01:09:41We will take her down and dance.
01:09:44For good!
01:09:45Not only because of you.
01:09:46No, not only one because of you.
01:09:49I just gave you a little hint of me.
01:09:52But I do accept payment and kisses.
01:09:57I could do a lot better than that.
01:09:59I could do a lot better than that.
01:10:09Wait, wait.
01:10:12Should we be doing this?
01:10:14I mean, what about your crush of the girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:16It's you, Mia.
01:10:19It always has been.
01:10:24Holy circuits.
01:11:13Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:17You're staring again.
01:11:20Five more minutes.
01:11:23You're kind of distracting.
01:11:27Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:31I can't have a chem test.
01:11:33This was your chem test.
01:11:36And you passed.
01:11:38With flying colors.
01:11:39Oh.
01:11:44Okay, say we do skip class.
01:11:49Mm-hmm.
01:11:49And what about brown tonight?
01:11:53Hm?
01:11:54Oh, you still wanted to go to this?
01:11:58I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:12:00Oh, my gosh.
01:12:00You're never going to let that go.
01:12:04Stupid.
01:12:06It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:09How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:14What?
01:12:15Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:17What?
01:12:18What?
01:12:18Yeah.
01:12:20I actually like the frizzy hair.
01:12:22And those, like, striped turtlenecks.
01:12:25No, you didn't.
01:12:26Yeah.
01:12:27It's so hot.
01:12:31Okay, so.
01:12:34Hurry up and ask me, though.
01:12:36Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:37Yes, please.
01:12:38Oh, I gotta do it properly.
01:12:43Mia Watkins.
01:12:45Mm-hmm.
01:12:46Will you...
01:12:53Will you officially be my prom date?
01:12:57And my girlfriend?
01:13:01Yes, I will go with you.
01:13:03And I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:11Come on.
01:13:12Let's go win that crown.
01:13:14Five more minutes, you said.
01:13:21I am going to give you the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:26Jess will not be able to sabotage your knight.
01:13:30Oh, she's going to.
01:13:32I don't know.
01:13:34You want to beg at the game.
01:13:36Maybe she's given a hug.
01:13:41No.
01:13:43She won't.
01:13:47I know she won't because...
01:13:50I've lived it.
01:13:53I'm sorry, say it again.
01:13:57Okay.
01:13:58This is going to sound insane.
01:14:00Chris, but you're my best friend.
01:14:01So, I have to tell you the truth.
01:14:03I...
01:14:08I'm from...
01:14:09The future.
01:14:17Okay.
01:14:19Yeah, the future. Cool.
01:14:21Are you, like, totally freaked out?
01:14:22Are you going to, like, call my parents or the cops or an exorcist?
01:14:28No, you're not...
01:14:30Mia, you're not crazy.
01:14:32And you're not a liar.
01:14:34If you say you're from the future...
01:14:38I believe you.
01:14:43Okay.
01:14:44Okay, okay.
01:14:44There'll be the future scoop.
01:14:46How's Lost Island?
01:14:47Oh, and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:14:49Okay, um, they got off the island.
01:14:52Uh, Lance does come out.
01:14:53And they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:14:56Wow.
01:14:57The future's pilot.
01:14:59You have no idea.
01:15:00But this dance could change my life, actually.
01:15:05So, will you help me?
01:15:08Come in.
01:15:11But before we close the whole mouth, that is just...
01:15:15Okay.
01:15:16Let's go.
01:15:43You look like a queen.
01:15:45Sure.
01:15:46Thanks.
01:15:48Hopefully I'll look.
01:16:03Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:16:15You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:16:21Yeah!
01:16:24Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:16:27Ready to need therapy after I win?
01:16:30We're going down, Watkins.
01:16:33Bring it on, Jessica.
01:16:38Okay.
01:16:45Come on, Con.
01:16:47You look so good.
01:16:49Black is stopping at your color.
01:16:51Oh, thanks.
01:16:52FYI, this is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:16:57Oh my God.
01:16:59Give it up, Jessica.
01:17:00I don't...
01:17:01I want Mia.
01:17:03Ugh!
01:17:04But I want you.
01:17:05We are perfect together.
01:17:07Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:17:11Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:14Con Con.
01:17:15Think about your future.
01:17:17My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:21It could be.
01:17:23If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:28You can be better than this, Jess.
01:17:35I know you didn't want this before, but open it.
01:17:47Just...
01:17:49Hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:17:55It could save your future if you don't.
01:18:03I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:18:13Oh!
01:18:17I tried.
01:18:19Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:18:24I think it's crack cane.
01:18:27I don't know, but just go get them!
01:18:30Hurry, they are dying!
01:18:53Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's Prom Queen!
01:18:59Let's welcome our Prom Queen finalists to the stage.
01:19:03Neal Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:19:09And as expected, give it up for your Prom King basketball all-star, Conor Oliver!
01:19:16Come on!
01:19:17Come on!
01:19:17Come on!
01:19:31Come on!
01:19:33Come on!
01:19:34Come on!
01:19:35Come on!
01:19:35Come on!
01:19:35While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our Prom Queen finalists.
01:19:41Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:19:45I would like to thank all of my die-hard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:19:52I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:20:04Hi.
01:20:07I shouldn't be here.
01:20:10That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:20:14I wasn't good enough.
01:20:17I wasn't pretty enough.
01:20:19I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:22But I'm here now.
01:20:26And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:20:29The misfits, the outcasts, anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:20:37You're not.
01:20:47Woo hoo!
01:20:50Alright, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:20:53And it looks like we have a winner, and your 2006 prom queen winner is Jessica Hart!
01:21:18I'm so sorry.
01:21:19Shh, it's okay. This is your moment. You earned it.
01:21:28I knew you guys wouldn't let me in the dumpster fire steal my crown.
01:21:35Smile, King. It's for the yearbook.
01:21:41You were right. You saw it all.
01:21:47And you believe to me.
01:21:52Out of the way, freak. This is for royalty only.
01:21:56Oh, shut it, 902-1-ho.
01:22:00Mia has something to say.
01:22:01I warned you.
01:22:11Mia? Mia? Mia? Mia Watkins?
01:22:15They're all for Mia, and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:22:18What? No! These are fake! Principal Davis, this is a setup!
01:22:25Mia? Is this true?
01:22:27No, no, actually...
01:22:30Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown, okay?
01:22:36Mia?
01:22:37Mia actually cares about this class.
01:22:39It's no wonder that she won. Fairly.
01:22:43But don't take it from me.
01:22:45Let's see. Show of hands. Who voted for Mia?
01:22:53Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia!
01:22:59They actually voted for me.
01:23:01I never doubted them.
01:23:04Were you?
01:23:12High school bucket list, item number 15.
01:23:16Embrace your inner crown.
01:23:19The crown is mine!
01:23:21I'm the popular one!
01:23:23I'm hot, and I'm skinny, and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:23:27What more do you people want?!
01:23:47Jessica, first you cheated, now you could have killed someone?
01:23:51This is grounds for expulsion. Security!
01:23:53No! No, it-it was Mia! She-she knows things.
01:23:59She's like a-a psychic or a witch or something, I swear!
01:24:02Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:24:04No!
01:24:14She's so nasty.
01:24:17That's nothing, Mia. Help me.
01:24:18You'll get it in a few years.
01:24:19No! No! This isn't right!
01:24:22What?!
01:24:23You suck!
01:24:25You're cheating!
01:24:28Curse on you, queen bitch!
01:24:32Here.
01:24:34Take this.
01:24:36No, I can't take that.
01:24:38Yes.
01:24:39I want you to.
01:24:41Clearly, no matter when or where you are, you can find me.
01:24:47Time-traveling nerd.
01:24:49Time-traveling nerd.
01:24:50Right here.
01:25:04Here.
01:25:06Mia!
01:25:07What?
01:25:10You okay?
01:25:11Connor.
01:25:13What happened?
01:25:21You tripped and fell.
01:25:24You alright?
01:25:25Yes.
01:25:31Where's Jessica?
01:25:33Jessica?
01:25:35Jessica?
01:25:36Jessica Hart?
01:25:38I don't know.
01:25:38She's probably in prison by now.
01:25:40Remember she got arrested at prom?
01:25:43I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:25:46Woah.
01:25:50Everything that happened senior year came too.
01:25:56But that's all in the past.
01:25:59I want to focus on the future.
01:26:02Neil Watkins, since the first time I met you in freshman year, I loved you.
01:26:10You were the cutest, glasses-wearing nerd I ever met.
01:26:20And from our wild study sessions, to winning prom king and queen senior year, to taking on the whole world,
01:26:29I...
01:26:30I couldn't ask for a better nerd to be my partner.
01:26:38Neil Watkins.
01:26:42Will you marry me?
01:26:44Hurry up and say yes, I have to get back home to Lance.
01:26:49Yes!
01:26:50Of course.
01:26:56I can't believe this is happening.
01:26:59You're a time traveler, Mia.
01:27:01You didn't see this coming?
01:27:05Us getting engaged? No.
01:27:08Not in a million years.
01:27:10But hey, I guess...
01:27:13Some things...
01:27:14You never see coming.
01:27:17I always knew.
01:27:18ilty for now...
01:27:22I went to the office.
01:27:25Woo!
01:27:28Woo!
01:27:28Woo!
01:27:29Woo!
01:27:29Woo!
01:27:32And no one makes me feel like you do.
01:27:37And no one sets my body on fire.
01:27:42No one gives me shivers like you
01:27:48Oh, no one does it, baby
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