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L.o.v.e I.s.l.a.n.d (UK) - Season 6 - Episode 42
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00:08Sorry, it's about to get real loud.
00:12It's the eve of the Love Island final and tomorrow one couple will be crowned our winner.
00:17You know Saturday night is going to be fun.
00:21So we've been busy tidying our desks, paying our room service bills and
00:25organising the best unseen bits for a week into a nice orderly pile.
00:30I mean, programme.
00:31Yeah, that would do.
00:33Let's see, we've got...
00:34Hold that, hold it.
00:36Outrageous flirting.
00:37Your voice is atrocious, isn't it?
00:39Oh, it's not that bad, is it?
00:40Check.
00:41Sexy dancing.
00:42Scream if you want to go faster!
00:45Check.
00:46The girl's looking hot.
00:48What?
00:48Oh, you're making me feel sick.
00:50Check.
00:51The boy's looking silly.
00:53I'll always sit down for a wee.
00:54Check.
00:55The soppy romance.
00:56Oh, my God!
00:58Ah!
00:58Check.
01:00So let's put this baby to bed.
01:03How old are you, by the way?
01:04And get ready for the wrap party.
01:07There you go!
01:08Ah!
01:09Absolute stupidness.
01:11This is Love Island Unseen Bits.
01:16Yeah, it's good, isn't it?
01:17Hot feminine.
01:40Hello.
01:40Hey, we're in front of it.
01:42It's good.
01:42I know we do, we know.
01:43Let's get ready for the apartment.
01:45Let's get ready.
01:45Let's get ready.
01:46Have a look.
01:46It's good.
01:47Yeah, I'm all right.
01:47and settle in for all the fun.
01:50And if that hasn't got you salivating for more,
01:54here's Ched to sock it to you.
01:58So sit back, relax, and watch with the same enjoyment
02:01with which Shanice watches Luke T. shower.
02:07And with the same enjoyment with which Finn's mum
02:10watches her favorite show.
02:12Do you watch like the unseen bits as well?
02:14Yeah, they're brilliant.
02:15They're just a bit of...
02:17Because all week you're quite tense, thinking,
02:19oh, I hope tonight goes well,
02:20but you know Saturday night is going to be fun.
02:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:23Thanks, Nicky. I'll give it my best this week.
02:32With the final fast approaching,
02:34the girls were busy pampering themselves this week,
02:36while the boys...
02:39Well, they just sat around and played with their balls.
02:42Quick penalty shootout, boys.
02:44Those shorts are definitely not FIFA approved.
02:47Summit's going to break!
02:48Yeah!
02:49I get no doubt, you'll try it all again,
02:52you'll never know if you keep me down.
02:55Oh!
02:57Oh!
02:58You missed it!
02:59I get no doubt, you'll never know if you keep me down.
03:03Come on!
03:04I get no doubt, I get no doubt, you'll never know if you keep me down.
03:07Oh!
03:17Aye, 1-0!
03:23I wonder if Darlington FC train with soft footballs too.
03:27Alright lads, name, position, club. Take it away.
03:32Luke Mabut, left back, Love Island.
03:35He's going for the lefty.
03:40Jamie Clayton, number nine striker.
03:43What team? What team?
03:44Love Island.
03:49Billy Tap, set it back.
03:51Love Island.
03:58Oh, he steps back.
04:00More hands on the hats.
04:01Fresh trim.
04:06Finn Tap celebrating like a professional football.
04:13Oh no wait, he is.
04:25Who are we on the go?
04:28I am the fudge, I am Team Love Island, and I am...
04:32Centermid.
04:33Centermid.
04:35Go on the fudge.
04:36Who do you think you are?
04:38Oh!
04:40Oh!
04:43Introduce yourself.
04:44I am the Dem Dems, I am a striker,
04:46and I play for Pompey!
04:48Yay! Pompey!
04:50Okay, okay, okay.
04:52You've got to know the little run, haven't you,
04:53when you've got to go like...
04:56Oh!
04:58Well, I think it's fair to say Dem Dems
05:00isn't Socrates.
05:02You're never gonna break my heart
05:09We'd all agree Luke T
05:10is a great laugh, but he's not
05:12just a fun guy. He knows
05:14how to chop fun guy.
05:16Everyone done with this?
05:18He just doesn't know what to do, bro.
05:20You look lost in the kitchen.
05:23How have you got this far?
05:26Bro, I'm actually a top chef.
05:30No!
05:39I told you I'm short, mate!
05:41I'm short!
05:42Where did I go from?
05:43Listen, bro!
05:47I always pretend to be crap at things, but I can't be arsed.
05:50I'll play the next clip.
05:59Earlier in the week, catering over orders,
06:01so the Islanders took part in the challenge
06:03She's a Pizza Me!
06:05You want a piece of me?
06:07Pizza me!
06:08Warning! If you're currently eating pizza, look away now.
06:12The aim of the challenge, I think,
06:14was for the boys to throw pizza toppings
06:15at the girls who were the pizza bases
06:18in order to make their best pizza.
06:20Got it? No?
06:21Well, it doesn't matter anyway.
06:22Come on, babes!
06:24First off, a delicious saucy
06:27tomato sauce.
06:32Is this what the Domeo family
06:34gets up to on holidays?
06:35Oh, my God!
06:37Oh, my God!
06:39Oh, my God, my God!
06:41Oh, my God!
06:42Oh, my God!
06:43Oh, my God!
06:43You got your camera on yours?
06:44Look at that!
06:45Oh, my God!
06:47Straight in my face.
06:50Oh!
06:51No!
06:51No!
06:52Noah, JJ!
06:54Well, the sauce had to be under up.
06:56Just, like...
06:57Yeah.
06:57You know what I mean?
06:57No, Noah, JJ!
07:00You're left, she pissed me off.
07:01I did see you go like that at some point.
07:03Did I?
07:03No!
07:03Ted, you're going too high!
07:07You're just getting on me, then.
07:11Yes, that was a good one.
07:12So the lardle, or the ladle.
07:15The ladle.
07:16Tomato, tomato.
07:19You just said the same one.
07:25Oh, Cullen!
07:27Cullen, move on!
07:29With the tomato base perfectly tossed,
07:31next, it was on to the pizza toppings.
07:36Oh, Jesus!
07:38That's right, Jess.
07:40Cheeses!
07:44Oh, that is beautiful!
07:47Absolutely beautiful!
07:49Your catching technique is poor, isn't it?
07:53Great!
07:54Piano!
07:57Cullen, that's good!
07:58I do this every day, you work, throwing things.
08:00No, you are actually good.
08:01I know.
08:02I'm there for thinking.
08:03I'm there for dancing, isn't it?
08:06Shake it, baby, shake it, cause I love her when you take a...
08:10Come on!
08:12I like to call my throwing technique the swan.
08:15I would sort of leap in the air as a ballet dancer.
08:18Mama say you stop or I'm gonna tell a papa and I...
08:23Just land it right on your pizza.
08:27You mixed up Sir Juliana, it's so delicious, everybody come capisha.
08:32The next stage was to a chakada everything.
08:37What about the olives?
08:38What about the olives?
08:38Give me olives, they're going white tomatoes.
08:40One at a time, be careful!
08:43I was absolutely gagging.
08:45This is honestly disgusting.
08:47Oh, my God, I'm gonna vomit!
08:50Oh, you're making me feel sick.
08:52I can't even smell you.
08:53Oh, fuck!
08:54That was a headshot!
08:56I just stood there like an absolute imbecile with this pizza base getting food in the face.
09:08Oh, my God!
09:14Look at this.
09:18Oh, my God!
09:23Oh, my God!
09:24Oh, my God!
09:24Oh, my God!
09:25Oh, my God!
09:31It just made me hungry, not even craved pizza.
09:33That is gross.
09:38Oi, did you nick some of my peppers?
09:39You what?
09:40You nick some of my peppers?
09:42Yes, I did throw a mushroom back at Ched.
09:57Boys will be boys against them.
09:58Boys will be boys.
10:04And with all that, the winners were Callum and Molly.
10:07But here's sore losers, Paige and Finn, with the last word.
10:11Challenge wins are a look like pizza.
10:14Sharing is caring, and once you've had four, you don't need any more.
10:27Here's an unseen clip of couples Luke and Demi and Jess and Ched having fun with their hands.
10:33No, not like that, shame on you.
10:36Whoever loses has to, think of a good punishment.
10:40Lick Ched's foot.
10:41Yeah, okay.
10:42Oh, come on.
10:43And it's not.
10:44He's going to lick it.
10:44He's going to lick it.
10:45He's going to lick it.
10:46He's going to lick it.
10:48Okay.
10:49Let's go, because then it will pick us up.
10:50Okay.
10:51Rock, paper, scissors.
10:53Yes!
10:54Yes!
10:55Yes!
10:57It's either you licking it, or your head licking licks.
11:02Come on, Jess.
11:03You don't want to lick it.
11:04Wait.
11:05No, no.
11:05Between you both and others.
11:06No, we've got...
11:07Oh, wait, wait.
11:08Let's go.
11:09Do you want to see?
11:11Right, let's go, let's go, let's go.
11:12Rock, paper, scissors.
11:17You gotta lick it.
11:18Two.
11:19One.
11:20No, it's going to be yours, or it's you.
11:23It's yours.
11:24Do you want something?
11:26Big?
11:30Come on.
11:31Lick the stud.
11:39Don't lick them.
11:40Hit them all down like two times.
11:44Are you sorry?
11:45And that's right!
11:54French is the language of love.
11:56And here's an unseen clip that proves just that.
11:59Ooh-la-la, monsieur T.
12:01I was learning French before I come in, you know.
12:04Were you? Is there any reason?
12:06Or did you just want to...?
12:07Because it's sexy.
12:09Yeah.
12:11This is a good thing that you have,
12:13because we need to go to Disneyland Paris.
12:17True.
12:18Go on, teach me some.
12:19Let's say, I would like to...
12:21I want to know where Aladdin is, please.
12:24Yeah.
12:24Je voudrais savoir.
12:26Je voudrais savoir.
12:28Again.
12:29It's like a silky word.
12:31Like, savoir.
12:32Yeah, and then roll the R.
12:34Savoir.
12:36Go on.
12:37Savoir.
12:38Yeah, that would do.
12:40Okay.
12:40All together.
12:42Vous?
12:42No.
12:43Oh.
12:44Je voudrais...
12:46There we go.
12:48Savoir.
12:49There we go.
12:50Où?
12:51Yeah.
12:51Aladdin.
12:52Aladdin.
12:57To be honest, I don't...
12:59Aladdin?
12:59I'm just guessing.
13:01Where is Aladdin?
13:02Where is Aladdin?
13:04Where is Aladdin?
13:04Eh.
13:04Eh.
13:05Is...
13:06Is.
13:06Eh.
13:07Eh.
13:08Okay, so...
13:09And then we say please and thank you, so...
13:11S'il vous plaît.
13:13S'il vous plaît.
13:14S'il vous plaît.
13:15S'il vous plaît.
13:26S'il vous plaît.
13:28S'il vous plaît.
13:29Oh yeah.
13:30Je voudrais...
13:31Je voudrais...
13:32Savoir.
13:33Je voudrais...
13:34Savoir...
13:36Où...
13:37Aladdin.
13:39Aladdin.
13:41Yeah.
13:42Eh.
13:43Yeah.
13:44S'il vous plaît.
13:45Yeah?
13:46And is it a man or a woman?
13:48Madame.
13:49Madame.
13:50All together.
14:09Time for a break, so pop for a oui-oui and we'll see you in a more. Bonjour.
14:26I want you to be mon amour.
14:29Welcome back!
14:30To Love Island Unseen bit.
14:32Or as Luke T would call it...
14:35Il est d'amour, invisible le morceau.
14:39You didn't know I had that in my locker, did you?
14:42But I'm not the only one with worldly knowledge.
14:46Whereabouts in Ireland are you from?
14:48Ireland?
14:48You're not Irish, right?
14:49I'm Scottish, mate.
14:51Oh, I can't even know.
14:53Oh.
14:53Well, they're good at astrology.
14:55I know that Taurus and Pisces are meant to be compatible.
14:59Compatible?
15:00Compatible.
15:01Right, well, I don't fucking know, I give up.
15:03Stick to what you know, guys, and apparently that's cloud watching.
15:06It looks like a little dog, to be honest.
15:08Aww.
15:09You can barely see that.
15:10Oh, my God, it's got bigger now.
15:11How weird is that?
15:13Oh, now it looks like a...
15:14Whale!
15:15Yes.
15:15With a tail, yes.
15:16Seahorse, seahorse.
15:17Seahorse.
15:17And now it looks like...
15:19A crab.
15:20Like a willy.
15:21Jellyfish.
15:22A willy.
15:23It's a fucking willy with a bellend.
15:25No.
15:26With a report, Cloudy with a chance of genitalia.
15:34There's the islanders in the kitchen getting into a heated bread debate, although technically,
15:39that would be toast, wouldn't it?
15:41Oh, there's white bread there.
15:43Do you want some white bread as well?
15:45Ooh.
15:46I might put in two pieces.
15:48I might put in two pieces.
15:48I'll have an M piece if you want.
15:50Do you want the M piece, do you?
15:52Mmm.
15:53Need to melt that a bit, cos it's just...
15:54Who else likes an M piece?
15:56A heel?
15:57I don't mind a topper.
15:58Do you call it a heel?
15:59That.
15:59Let's call it M piece, but I'm going to start calling it a heel.
16:02A topper.
16:03A topper?
16:04It's called a topper.
16:05What is it called?
16:06A topper.
16:07We call it the heel of the bread.
16:08Heel of the bread?
16:09No, I've never heard that before.
16:11You've never heard that?
16:11No.
16:12Oh, my God.
16:12I like both of them.
16:13It's definitely a topper.
16:15Paige, what do you call the end of the bread?
16:18The Outsider.
16:19Oh, my God.
16:20Awful.
16:20The Outsider?
16:22No.
16:23What do you call that?
16:23The heel.
16:25It's just the end of the bloody bread.
16:27It's a topper.
16:28That's too long.
16:29It's definitely a topper.
16:31Definitely the end of the bread.
16:32End of the bread.
16:33Way too long now.
16:35You're all wrong.
16:36It's a crust.
16:44It's week six and it's important, much like my mum used to tell me.
16:49Ian, make your own fun.
16:51I'm not here to amuse you.
16:53So, much like these lot, I resorted to wearing wigs.
16:57Hang on a minute.
16:59What?
16:59Whose wig is this?
17:01Mine, of course.
17:03You're putting it all wrong.
17:04Where is my blonde?
17:05I think it's up there.
17:06The other one?
17:07It's Amanda.
17:08Your turn.
17:12Do it.
17:13Rick James.
17:15Rick James!
17:20Scream if you want to go faster!
17:24Oh, my God.
17:25That is mad.
17:26That is mad.
17:27I'm in tears.
17:29I'm in tears.
17:29Oh, that's sick.
17:30Wow.
17:30Do you reckon it'll fit my head?
17:31Yeah.
17:32Probably.
17:33Wait, okay, wait.
17:34Let me put that there.
17:35Go on.
17:36Go back.
17:38And now fling it back.
17:39Jesus!
17:43Oh, my God.
17:48You look like Ozzy Osbourne.
17:50He does look like Ozzy.
17:52He does look like Ozzy.
17:55He looks like Ozzy Osbourne.
18:03He does look like Ozzy!
18:04You look like Ozzy!
18:06Oh, you look like Oli!
18:09Oli's back!
18:15Smile!
18:18Are you waiting Matt Hardy or Jeff Hardy?
18:20One of the wrestlers!
18:25It doesn't help that you look pretty as well.
18:28Little Mix have let themselves go.
18:36Ever the observant voiceover artist that I am,
18:39this week I've noticed Finn paying particular attention
18:42to the process of how a girl gets ready.
18:44But why?
18:46So talk me through what you're doing then.
18:48Applying the foundations.
18:49Applying the foundations.
18:50It's like building a house isn't it?
18:51It really is, isn't it?
18:53See, everyone's different though.
18:55I started my eyebrows first.
18:56See, I was getting my cake and foundation after though.
19:00Why'd you ask Finn?
19:05OK, I like this.
19:06Where's that?
19:07I mean, I don't know quite how it goes.
19:11That's how it would look on.
19:13OK, Finn.
19:15Where's that?
19:17I don't really...
19:18I don't know how I feel like that.
19:21That's how it'd look?
19:23Amazing, darling.
19:28What are you up to, Finlay?
19:40Oh, nice legs.
19:42I hope he wears that for the final.
19:47I can see it now.
19:48Got Finn.
19:49The man with a feminine touch.
19:52I'd love some tips, Finn.
19:54Would you?
19:55Yeah, hit me.
19:56OK.
19:57So, you've got a little cheetah print going on.
20:00Yeah.
20:01I like the black shoes.
20:03Thanks.
20:03And I like the hair.
20:05I think it's spot on.
20:07Anyone else?
20:08I'm here or not.
20:09I'm here or not.
20:18Early in the week, the islanders were thrust into parenthood as they had to prove they could
20:22hack it as mums and dads.
20:25As usual, the first thought for a lot of them was making sure their baby was looking and smelling again.
20:32What are you doing?
20:34He smells like Gucci back now.
20:36He's a Gucci baby.
20:40He went on his neck.
20:42No, it didn't.
20:42It went all over his face.
20:44Ooh.
20:45He went all in his eye.
20:48I
21:22It wasn't long before the Islanders got the hang of it though
21:24and they were keen to regale the kids with tales from before their time
21:29Right, okay, so do you want to see pictures from Sean Paul night?
21:32Oh, you weren't here, where are you?
21:34Right, so this is me and Molly
21:37This is what we wore
21:39Do you like the outfits?
21:41I think they're really good outfits
21:43What would you rate them out of ten?
21:46Yeah, probably a good seven and a half, I agree
21:50What about this one?
21:53This is just a selfie
21:56No?
21:56Oh, okay, I'll delete that one
21:59Oh, do you like the selfie?
22:00Do you reckon this is Insta-worthy or not?
22:03Yeah?
22:04Yeah?
22:06Yeah, it's good, isn't it?
22:07Yeah, I might post that
22:10Oh, yeah
22:12That's a good one, I'm going to favourite that one
22:14Just because you said that
22:16Meanwhile, Finn had already mastered the art of story time
22:20There was one story I'll tell you about your nan and gramp, right?
22:24So, I was playing badminton
22:26Outside the front of my house
22:27With my dad
22:28Your gramp
22:30And I cracked my knee open, right?
22:33Anyway, mum come home
22:34She was out getting the Chinese
22:36That's your nan, that is
22:38So she sees it
22:39And then she goes
22:40Oh, bloody hell, that's really bad
22:41Like, my knee was bleeding, Darcy
22:43It was really bad
22:44And then they said
22:45Oh, we're going to have to take you to an A&E
22:47I said, yeah
22:48Done right you are
22:49My leg was almost hanging off
22:52Then my mum said
22:53We'll just eat this Chinese
22:54And then we'll go
22:55So I was laid there, Darcy
22:57With my leg up in the air
22:58Blood pouring out of it
22:59Whilst my mum and dad
23:01Your nan and gramp
23:02Were eating their chow mein
23:04I wouldn't do that to you, Darcy
23:05I wouldn't
23:06I'd take you straight there
23:08I'd probably eat the Chinese on the way there
23:11How old are you, by the way?
23:14Like, two?
23:16Be fair, Finn
23:17Chinese is never as nice
23:19If you have to reheat it
23:21Out in the garden
23:22Luke M was willing to go to any length
23:25To make sure his son had everything he wanted
23:28We need them camo shoes
23:30Okay, I'll do it
23:31Go, go, go
23:33You got the shit
23:39Hey, girl
23:40Hey, girl
23:41I can visit you whilst my baby's being looked after by his daddy
23:44I'm absolutely loving this mum life
23:45Do you like it?
23:46Like, honestly, this is a bit of me
23:48I absolutely love it
23:50Oh, it's so cute
23:52You all right?
23:53How are you?
23:54I'm good
23:55You got the sun cream
23:57You got...
23:59No, don't put it on the baby
24:00I'm not putting it on me
24:03Have you not put any on?
24:05Can you put the spray one on me?
24:07Yeah
24:08Thanks
24:10Well, I'll leave you guys to get it
24:14Enjoy
24:14Thank you
24:15Thank you, babe
24:16Hey, Harry
24:19Do you like quite a bit of them?
24:21Where did you put them?
24:22Where?
24:23Oh, sick
24:24As if I didn't even see the turkey
24:25I know, that's how I saw you
24:30He looks sick
24:32He looks sick
24:33He looks sick
24:34Our baby is unreal
24:36You cheeky wee monkeys
24:45Everyone has their own style of parenting
24:47And looks squared were no exception
24:50Come here
24:51Come here
25:03Do you want to get the frig out of my baby's prom?
25:06Hell no
25:07Push me about
25:14Even though you're an absolute rascal
25:17Yeah
25:17You want to be his godparent?
25:20Oh, man, no
25:21Come on
25:22I'll let you be his...
25:23I'll let you be his godparent
25:24Oh, sick
25:25Ah, you fucker
25:29Stop
25:33Demi, I think Luke might need changing
25:36I'm gone
25:37See you in a more
25:48You make me so happy
25:52Welcome back to Unseen Bits
25:55You decided against string quartets and going on safari
25:58And chose to watch us instead
26:00I know it's only been six weeks
26:03But we love you too
26:04Yeah
26:05It's the penultimate part
26:08But don't worry
26:09There's still loads of unseen stuff
26:10You never knew you needed
26:12Do you put the toilet seat up?
26:14I sit down
26:15Sometimes I sit down, bro
26:16I always sit down for a wee
26:18And sometimes it just turns into a ship
26:19Yeah
26:20Right, that's enough nonsense for now
26:22There's still way too many Islanders for this part of the show
26:25It's about time we sent some home
26:29After the Islanders had voted who they thought were the least compatible couple
26:33It left five pairs vulnerable of being dumped from the island
26:39The public votes saved Luke M and Demi and Jess and Ched
26:44Leaving three couples at risk
26:47Your votes meant that Jamie and Natalia were the next couple to leave the villa
26:51And everyone was so stunned
26:53They forgot to follow them to the front door to say goodbye
26:57Then it was the Islanders' turn to decide who was next
27:05As they had to save one of Mike and Priscilla or Callum and Molly
27:12Mike and Priscilla
27:14Callum and Molly
27:15Mike and Priscilla
27:16Mike and Priscilla
27:18Mike and Priscilla were saved
27:20And the Lancashire lovebirds Callum and Molly were dumped from the villa
27:30Callum was never very good with his words but here's an unseen attempt at an emotional farewell
27:36It's been the best five weeks
27:38I don't know what else to say
27:40Go on
27:41Me?
27:42Come on, give me a little see
27:43Oh, don't make me do a speech
27:44I know, I'm not doing a speech
27:45I'm sure at speeches
27:46Right, fuck off
27:46Top speech, yeah kid
27:48See you down Trafford centre in the sunshine
27:52Don't look back in anger
27:56Don't look back in anger
27:57Anyone want to close the door?
28:00No?
28:01Fair enough
28:10If you ever wonder what people from Milton Keynes sound like
28:13Then it's absolutely nothing like this
28:16Alright, Geese
28:17Alright, Geese
28:18Get a point
28:19Alright, Geese, let me get it
28:21San Miguel, please
28:21San Miguel, please
28:24Geese
28:25Peace
28:28Pint of San Miguel, please
28:29Pint of San Miguel, please
28:31I'll have a pint of San Miguel, whatever she's having
28:33I'll have a pint of San Miguel and whatever she's having
28:36I'll have a pint of San Miguel and whatever she's having
28:39I'll have a pint of San Miguel and whatever she's having
28:42I'm good, aren't I?
28:43You're going to stick out like a sore mum
28:45Says, yeah
28:46Pint of San Miguel, bag of salted peanuts
28:49That's my order
28:50Oh, you weird dog
28:52Pint of San Miguel, bag of salted peanuts
28:55Gays.
29:01You're funny. You're funny.
29:03Alright Finn, I'd like to see you go to Glasgow and order a bottle of Bucky and a pizza crunch.
29:15You've got to love Mike and Priscilla. Their fellow islanders may give them stick for being cringy or vain.
29:21And what do they do? Have a photo shoot. Good on them.
29:26Shall I face the camera?
29:33You can face me now.
29:40Next position.
29:44Are you doing a video?
29:45Oh no, she got me.
29:49She got me.
29:52Alright cool.
29:53Bye boys.
29:55I love you.
29:57He's so sick.
29:59Take a picture of me now.
30:00Okay, mommy.
30:02I have to put my glasses on.
30:03Oh my glasses are too big though for the picture.
30:05You ready?
30:06One, two, three.
30:13Hold that.
30:14Hold it.
30:17One more.
30:18Oh yes.
30:21Welcome to MB Studios.
30:25Mikey B Studios, are you ready?
30:27Yes.
30:28Wait until they find out they've got to give the phones back.
30:36Oh my word, it's nearly part four.
30:39I've got another nipple growing of them.
30:41And no one's said anything that ridiculous yet.
30:44This fucking Hesper smells like fucking old people.
30:47It must be time for...
30:49Did you seriously just say that?
30:53You lot should have put the oven on.
30:55You should have preheated the oven, but the oven's not hot now.
31:00So...
31:01What if I slap it on now?
31:02It'll start melting.
31:03Could do.
31:09It's gotta be...
31:10Which one is it then? That one?
31:12Yeah.
31:14Fan assisted.
31:16I did turn down the volume.
31:18Did you seriously just say that?
31:27They say men are from Mars and women are from Venus.
31:30Well, one thing's for sure, girls are still pretty alien to our boys.
31:34Guys, have you learnt anything new about women after living with them for so long?
31:38Yeah, don't get a pool because they won't never go in it.
31:43That's very true.
31:45I've learnt that they take tomato ketchup into the showers.
31:49Yeah.
31:50That's a new one.
31:51I learnt that as well.
31:53They take tomato ketchup into the shower?
31:54Yeah, because it stops their hair going different colours.
31:57Shut up.
31:58Yeah.
31:58That's not true.
31:59No, it is.
32:00I've learnt that women take ages to get ready.
32:06Literally ages.
32:07Four hours.
32:09I've learnt that some women do their make-up
32:12to come and sit by the pool.
32:14I don't get that.
32:16To sweat it all off.
32:17To sweat it all off.
32:18Bear in mind they're not going in the pool, so it won't get ruined.
32:21But I've learnt it's easier just to nod and say yes.
32:26Yes.
32:27Absolutely.
32:28I agree with that.
32:28Just agree with everything.
32:30Agree with everything.
32:32Even when they're wrong.
32:34Even when they're wrong, they're right.
32:35Even when they're wrong, they're right.
32:36Especially when they're wrong.
32:37Happy wife, happy life.
32:39That's how it is.
32:41Did you know what you didn't learn, Finn?
32:43That at some point Paige will see this.
32:54Everyone's coupled up in the villa.
32:56Oh, my days, we're not sitting here.
32:59We're not sitting here.
33:01Love is in the air.
33:02Yeah, and it still looks...
33:04Ah!
33:04Has it gone?
33:05Oh, my God, has it gone?
33:07Jesus.
33:08Ooh, that was big that.
33:09What is there possibly to be scared of?
33:12Oh, that's me!
33:16And this week's...
33:18Islanders get scared by something!
33:22Yay, ding, ding, ding!
33:24We're back!
33:27It's...
33:29It's following you!
33:31Oh, it's coming to me now.
33:33Is it gone?
33:34It's following you.
33:35It's following you.
33:36It's following you.
33:37It's following you.
33:38Yay!
33:38Woo!
33:38Woo!
33:39More exclusive bits after the break.
33:43It's time for one of you lot at home to win a smashing £30,000
33:46and a seven-night holiday to the fabulous South Africa.
33:50Don't say we don't spoil you.
33:51Courtesy of Just Eat, we're flying you and four mates out to Cape Town
33:55for a taste of the five-star Love Island lifestyle.
33:58Loaded with £30,000 tax-free cash.
34:02Care check.
34:02For a chance to win all of this, just text LOVE to 65554.
34:08Text costs £2 plus one standard network rate message.
34:11Go to the website, entries cost £2.
34:14Or post your name and number to LV20, P.O. Box 7558,
34:19Starbay, DE1, 0NQ.
34:21Entrance must be 18 or over.
34:23Paid entries close at 4pm on Monday the 24th of February.
34:25Good luck.
34:43Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
34:45And the final Unseen Bits of the series.
34:48And I want to make it a good one.
34:50My secret trick is my self-confidence tape.
34:55I like to play it to myself during the dumpings
34:57to really get me in the mood for the voiceover.
35:01Ian, you are amazing.
35:04I am amazing.
35:06Ian, you are the best V.O. artist in the land.
35:10I am the best V.O. artist in the land.
35:14You are big, strong and confident.
35:18I am big, strong and confident.
35:21Try it on a fucking TV show, little guys.
35:24Shit, have I been playing that into the villa?
35:28Sorry, Paige, as you were.
35:31Right, I need to finish this tape.
35:32You lot watch this unseen bit of philosophy chat.
35:36No, seriously.
35:37What do you reckon came first?
35:39The chicken or the egg?
35:42It's got to be...
35:45It's got to be the egg.
35:46No, it's got to be the chicken, sorry.
35:47Surely God would make an egg first.
35:50Why would he make an egg first?
35:51When he could just cut straight to the point.
35:53So he would just snap a whole chicken out?
35:54Yeah, he would.
35:55What do you think?
35:57The egg came from a fish.
36:02Fucking fish.
36:03We came from sea animals.
36:07Did we though?
36:08How do you know that?
36:09Fossils.
36:10How do you know that, mate?
36:11Fossils.
36:11No, there's no fossils saying we come from...
36:14It was evolution.
36:15We came from monkeys, yeah, didn't we?
36:17Yeah, but where did the monkeys come from?
36:18They come from God.
36:20No.
36:20They come from somewhere.
36:22Brother Charles Darwin says otherwise.
36:24Who?
36:25Isaac Newton says otherwise.
36:28He's on about apples and gravity, him.
36:31He don't have a scooby about animals.
36:35Who's...
36:35It's Charles.
36:36Charles Dickens.
36:37Darwin.
36:38Darwin.
36:39Dickens, Darwin, who cares?
36:41Neither of them will help you explain how a fish gave birth to a chicken.
36:51Earlier in the week, you saw the Islanders take part in the legendary annual talent competition.
36:55Yay!
36:57God!
36:58Yay!
36:58Go!
36:59Love Island 2020, I love you!
37:01Where we saw all of this.
37:04This.
37:05Yay!
37:06And a little bit of this.
37:08But what you didn't see was all the hard work, grit, determination and dedication behind the scenes.
37:14Partly because there wasn't that much, to be honest.
37:17What the hell are we going to do in the talent show?
37:19So we could just do, like, just basic exercise, but a couple...
37:23Is that talent?
37:25Well, not everyone can do it, can they?
37:27What are we going to do?
37:29Sing?
37:29Nah.
37:30Oh, no.
37:30Your voice is atrocious, isn't it?
37:32Oh, it's not that bad, is it?
37:33Nah, it's not bad.
37:35We've got to dance.
37:37Never done a dance routine in my entire life.
37:39It's great, we're going to do it together.
37:40Yeah?
37:40Come up with a few moves.
37:41Yeah?
37:42Because I'm sorry, but I ain't going out there half-hearted.
37:44Oh, no.
37:45It's got to be on point.
37:46I ain't doing it.
37:47What do you, like, you tell it to...?
37:50Metallics.
37:51Well, I don't really have many, actually.
37:54Oh, fuck off.
37:55I'm nervous, mate.
37:57OK.
38:09Sorry, it's about to get real loud.
38:12Don't touch the jump back down.
38:14This is why.
38:15You're not the DJ further up, pretty girls get loud.
38:19Ah!
38:22We're not doing it.
38:23We're not doing it.
38:24We're not doing it.
38:26Oh, that's so much...
38:28That's the technique.
38:29There we go.
38:31Ah!
38:32I'm shaking like I'm shetting doggers.
38:36That means I'm nervous.
38:47This is going to end tragic.
38:49Come on.
38:50Oh, my God.
38:52Yeah.
38:54Am I light or heavy?
38:56No, you're light.
38:57This is actually really comfy.
38:59Wow.
39:00Yeah.
39:01OK.
39:06No, I can't do it.
39:09Oh, Paige.
39:15There you go.
39:17See, he did it.
39:18Look.
39:21No pressure.
39:26OK.
39:28Don't call us.
39:29We'll call you.
39:42For the past few weeks, you've been voting in your millions.
39:45However, this week I wanted to know what the Islanders' best moment in the Love Island Villa has been.
39:51And this week's Bitch Hot Bonanza.
39:56Best moment.
39:59OK.
40:00I've had so many amazing moments in this villa, I can't even tell you.
40:05It's probably like the funniest moment of my life, and it's so immature, but it was just so funny.
40:10So I was on the beanbags, and Rebecca lets out the most massive fart.
40:17You could not play off as the beanbag.
40:19Yo.
40:21Rebecca, was that you?
40:22It was so funny.
40:23Hey.
40:24Get out of there.
40:26The funniest moment.
40:29Mike fell forward in that gunk, in that challenge.
40:32Mike, now!
40:35It's just, how did that happen?
40:39Funniest moment for me was watching Callum walk straight into a glass window.
40:44Who's watching that?
40:48I don't think anything could really top that.
40:52Natalya's pram falling in the pool.
40:55The pram!
40:56The pram!
41:00Oh, my God!
41:03Probably watching original Connor do the strip tease.
41:14That was ridiculously funny.
41:22My sweetest moment was when Finn asked me to be his girlfriend.
41:26Will you be my girlfriend?
41:30Wait, say that one more time.
41:34Will you be my girlfriend?
41:35It was lovely.
41:36It was very nice.
41:43One of the best, walking back from Casa Ramor and seeing Paige single.
41:50Can't fuck for that.
41:53I've never been so nervous in here.
41:55How are you feeling?
41:56Surprised.
41:59Go, go, go get each other.
42:01Go get your girl.
42:02Go, go, go.
42:04Go, go.
42:05When my Maihi asked me to be his girlfriend.
42:09I want to ask you something.
42:10Go on.
42:12It was magical.
42:14It was, I don't think I've had anything sweeter.
42:18Yeah.
42:18It would be an honour if I could call you my girlfriend.
42:25Unreal.
42:26That's definitely my best moment.
42:32The sweetest moment is just, it's waking up next to Jess every day.
42:37Every day we're just getting better and better.
42:40My best moment has got to be when Luke T asked me to be his girlfriend.
42:46To find your prince you must quest to the peak.
42:49It was how he done it, you know, the whole fairytale plan.
42:53Answer this correctly to get past the giant in the way.
42:58Yeah, it was a moment that I'll never ever forget.
43:00I don't want to ask you if you want to be my girlfriend.
43:04Oh, 100%.
43:08My best moment personally was walking in with Luke M.
43:14We were so excited.
43:16We were dancing, trying to make ourselves calm down.
43:18I think actually in terms of like sweetest moment,
43:21was when Shanice and Luke T set up our first little picnic date on the daybed.
43:25What?
43:27What the fuck?
43:28We hope you enjoy your evening.
43:31And then we shared our first kiss at the end.
43:34To put a little love on me.
43:37I think that was my sweetest moment with Luke M.
43:41Without a doubt, going in with Luke T.
43:45I don't think my love island journey would be the same without him.
43:49And I wouldn't want it to be any other way.
43:52Exactly.
43:53That was this week's Beach Up in Nanza.
44:04And that, ladies and gentlemen, is that.
44:07Six amazing weeks ago, the classic Cape Town 2020
44:11enrolled on a crash undergraduate course of love.
44:17They've grafted.
44:19You are mustard and I'm having you on time.
44:21They've been schooled.
44:23And don't.
44:26They've excelled in biology.
44:30They've even fallen asleep at their desks.
44:33But after all their coursework,
44:35it's time for their last exam.
44:37The Love Island final.
44:42And you at home decides who graduates with a first.
44:48Tune in tomorrow night for the Love Island final.
44:52Tune in tomorrow night for the day in the day.
44:53Let's go.
45:02Pick up the war.
45:03Let's go.
45:15In the day, let's go.
45:20Let's go.
45:21Let's go.
45:21Pino.
45:21Let's go.
45:22Let's go.
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