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Craving My Brother's Best Friend
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00:00:05Open your legs up for me.
00:00:07Why?
00:00:08Like that?
00:00:09Like that?
00:00:16Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:20Are you sure you're ready for me to take a virginity?
00:00:23This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:26I only want you.
00:00:30Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:32But I don't care.
00:00:34You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:47That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:50my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:52and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:55In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:57Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:01In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:04It's pure tragic.
00:01:05Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:07but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:09So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh shit!
00:01:14Fucking dumbass!
00:01:16Stupid!
00:01:18Stupid!
00:01:20Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:22It could have been really bad.
00:01:25Oh fuck.
00:01:27Oh my god.
00:01:28What?
00:01:29No.
00:01:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:32Oh my god.
00:01:34Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut.
00:01:39Starring him!
00:01:43Alright, welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:45You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:48This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:52And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:56But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:01:59What brings us?
00:02:00Not so fast.
00:02:02You're not staying here alone.
00:02:03I got you a roommate.
00:02:04And he's gonna keep an eye out of you.
00:02:06What?
00:02:07A roommate?
00:02:08No, I'm an adult.
00:02:09I don't need a babysitter, Vaughn.
00:02:10No, no.
00:02:11You're a big baby.
00:02:12And you know it.
00:02:14Okay.
00:02:15Fine.
00:02:15Who is it?
00:02:35Hey, roomie.
00:02:36It's been a while.
00:02:37You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:42Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:44I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:46The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed
00:02:49a ten-page smut about us.
00:02:51Uh, Ellie.
00:02:52My eyes are up here.
00:02:54What?
00:02:54Ellie.
00:02:55Whoa, Ellie.
00:02:56Quit drooling.
00:02:56Come on, that's gross.
00:02:57I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:03:00I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:02And, dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:04And put some actual pants on.
00:03:05You can't go command in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah.
00:03:07I just gotta share.
00:03:08I don't care, man.
00:03:09All right?
00:03:10You're in a watch duty now.
00:03:11You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:12Okay?
00:03:13And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:15We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:17Rowan.
00:03:18Rowan.
00:03:18I'm gonna wanna sleep with you, Rowan.
00:03:19Catch you later, okay?
00:03:20Fuck yeah.
00:03:21All right, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:22All right, later, bye.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one
00:03:27having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:34Hey.
00:03:35Hey, it reminds me.
00:03:37Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:41I don't know.
00:03:42Why don't you let it define weird?
00:03:45It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:53Sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it, so you just
00:03:57don't wanna open it.
00:03:57And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look
00:04:01at it.
00:04:02Yeah, right.
00:04:03A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:08That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:10No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp last, like, two weeks, so I hit a signal.
00:04:16So he hasn't seen it.
00:04:18I'm safe.
00:04:19Why?
00:04:20What's on the email?
00:04:22Why?
00:04:23What's on the email?
00:04:23Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:26Anything I should, uh, know about me?
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:29Nothing.
00:04:29Because you know, like I am, could be looking after you.
00:04:31I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should,
00:04:35uh, tell me.
00:04:37No.
00:04:38Nothing.
00:04:39Nothing scandalous.
00:04:39I, I'm gonna go, actually, um, I have to go.
00:04:41Oh, good to see you.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:47Deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year.
00:04:50New city.
00:04:51New school.
00:04:52I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:54And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:15What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:18Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:20No.
00:05:23Hi.
00:05:24Um, I'm Allison.
00:05:25I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:28Sweetie.
00:05:29Cheerleaders need to be liftable.
00:05:31And...
00:05:31more delicate.
00:05:33You know what I mean?
00:05:34Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I went really fast.
00:05:39Okay.
00:05:40You want a shot?
00:05:43But you have to prove your bets first.
00:05:45Okay.
00:05:45Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:46Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:48If he's okay with someone your size on the sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:54Sure.
00:05:55Yeah, probably.
00:05:56Where is he?
00:05:58He's in a team meeting.
00:05:59Down the hallway.
00:06:00Third door on the left.
00:06:02And just barge in.
00:06:03Be aggressive.
00:06:04He loves them.
00:06:07See you later.
00:06:12Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:16She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus.
00:06:20Brett's gonna eat her life.
00:06:26Third door.
00:06:27Meeting room.
00:06:28Show him aggression.
00:06:29I got this.
00:06:39Oh, my God.
00:06:41Oh, my God.
00:06:43You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:45Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:47Hmm.
00:06:47We lost, and we still have stuff.
00:06:53Hope you brought your meat pads, virgin.
00:06:54What?
00:06:55No!
00:06:56No!
00:06:58Don't be shy, baby.
00:07:00Turn around.
00:07:01Whoa.
00:07:06Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:09I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:10Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:12Were you needing a salute?
00:07:16Back off.
00:07:34You looking for me?
00:07:37You looking for me?
00:07:39What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:41Brett?
00:07:42He's the football captain?
00:07:44Of course he is.
00:07:46Who else could it be?
00:07:48Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:50You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:54Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:55The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:07:59Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:02I'm the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach has had.
00:08:06Oh, my God.
00:08:07Sorry.
00:08:08Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:11Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:12You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great.
00:08:22Well, you guys are going to be running laps and you fucking puke.
00:08:24Put it down!
00:08:29What's that?
00:08:30Well, let's get you out of here.
00:08:31I don't want to see you like this.
00:08:32It's okay.
00:08:33I can just go out.
00:08:34I don't want to go out.
00:08:45I finally did it.
00:08:47The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:50I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:52And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:56The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:01Touchdown!
00:09:03I slept.
00:09:11You guys are benched.
00:09:12It's just a joke.
00:09:14Seriously.
00:09:16The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:20Don't look.
00:09:21It's the kisser.
00:09:22In the men's shower, Alison?
00:09:24Unmenged.
00:09:24Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:27Kill me.
00:09:28No.
00:09:34What are you doing here?
00:09:37I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:38Obviously.
00:09:40Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:43Yes, you did.
00:09:44You've just been waiting.
00:09:46Yeah.
00:09:46And whose fault is it?
00:09:49I messaged you.
00:09:50Oh crap.
00:09:51I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:54I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:56I must have missed your message.
00:09:59Sorry.
00:10:00I missed my message, sir.
00:10:02You know, I don't think so.
00:10:04I think.
00:10:05I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:07Why?
00:10:08Okay, come on.
00:10:09What?
00:10:09Just give it back.
00:10:10Whatever you...
00:10:11Hold on.
00:10:12You're texting Chad?
00:10:15I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:18You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:20He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:21Are you into that?
00:10:22We're doing a school project together.
00:10:24Ah, a school project.
00:10:25Yes.
00:10:25You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:28Well, it's the truth.
00:10:30So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:32Hold on.
00:10:32Let me do something really quick.
00:10:33What are you doing?
00:10:35There you go.
00:10:36Chad is deleted.
00:10:37What?
00:10:38What?
00:10:38Stop!
00:10:39It's already done.
00:10:39That's not cool.
00:10:40You can't do that.
00:10:42That's not fair.
00:10:43Uh, yes it is.
00:10:44Because, listen.
00:10:45You're my business now.
00:10:47So, right now I want you to open your phone.
00:10:50So, take your phone out.
00:10:55Cool.
00:10:55Do what?
00:10:56I want you to, uh, pin my contact to the top.
00:11:07Keep it cool, Allison.
00:11:09Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:12This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:15The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:20I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:24Are you sure you want me to take your chance?
00:11:27Yes.
00:11:28This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:30My only.
00:11:31My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:37Ah, yes.
00:11:38Rhett.
00:11:39Harder.
00:11:41Faster.
00:11:42I'm coming.
00:11:44Are you alright?
00:11:45Yes.
00:11:45Any a little bit of air.
00:11:47It's really hot in here.
00:11:48I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:50Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:55No, I just...
00:12:04Oh my god.
00:12:06Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:08I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:12You have double XL condoms?
00:12:14I'll tell you.
00:12:14I'll tell you this.
00:12:16It's for grownups.
00:12:17Do you actually use those?
00:12:18Yeah.
00:12:19Maybe you're fixed.
00:12:21There's no way.
00:12:23That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:25What did you like to know?
00:12:31Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:34Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:36You kissed me back.
00:12:38You basically attacked me.
00:12:39I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:48Pathetic.
00:12:48I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:50I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:51I'm such an idiot.
00:12:54Forget I said anything.
00:12:55You know what, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:57Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:01Excuse me?
00:13:02There's gonna be a 9 p.m. curfew.
00:13:05No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:07And you're gonna share your liability with me all the time.
00:13:10Are you insane?
00:13:11Who do you think you are?
00:13:12My father?
00:13:18I'm your roommate, and I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:23So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:27Yeah.
00:13:28We're roommates.
00:13:29And that means we're equals.
00:13:31And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:35So you're forgetting the part where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:38And Ryan's already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do.
00:13:43To make sure that you're safe.
00:13:44Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:49Nope.
00:13:50Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:53No.
00:13:54Pro Max.
00:13:55Not when he looks like that.
00:13:59You're a pregnant thing?
00:14:00Yeah.
00:14:01This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:05First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:08Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:11You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:13I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:15You don't control what I do.
00:14:17Yes, you do.
00:14:30Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:34Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:37Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:41Lingerie?
00:14:42Seriously?
00:14:44But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:48I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:51I'm your roommate and I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:54Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:14:59I don't take orders from those.
00:15:21Oh my god.
00:15:23Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:26Oh.
00:15:29Look everyone.
00:15:30The strippers arrived.
00:15:32Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:39Thanks.
00:15:40At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:43You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me.
00:15:46I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:50Now, are we gonna have some fun?
00:15:52Or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:57Turn the music up.
00:15:58Let's play a game.
00:16:13I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:24Shit.
00:16:25I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:27Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:30What's the matter?
00:16:32No guys want you?
00:16:34Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:36She's stalling.
00:16:37She doesn't have anyone to help.
00:16:39You can't get a guy?
00:16:40You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim me or she
00:16:44cares.
00:16:46Just give me a second.
00:16:56Hey, Allison.
00:16:57Yeah, I...
00:17:04That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:07If you're so thirsty.
00:17:09Lick it up.
00:17:14Lick it up.
00:17:18Lick it up.
00:17:24Brett?
00:17:26What's up?
00:17:27Where are you?
00:17:29Not club vibe.
00:17:30I, um...
00:17:32I lost a dare.
00:17:33Uh...
00:17:33Yeah?
00:17:35What kind of dare?
00:17:37I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:41Allison, you're asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was a
00:17:45good idea for you to go out at night?
00:17:47Come on, Brett.
00:17:48Please, this is serious.
00:17:49Can you just come get me?
00:17:50No, Allison.
00:17:51You know what?
00:17:52You want it to break the rules?
00:17:53You enjoy your night.
00:17:54Brett, please!
00:17:59How dare you even think, Brett?
00:18:01He'd rather die than being a slut like you.
00:18:04You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:08I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:16Where do you think you're going?
00:18:17Grab her.
00:18:18What?
00:18:18No!
00:18:19Get off of me!
00:18:20You lost the dare.
00:18:22You paid the price.
00:18:25You need to loosen up.
00:18:27You couldn't get breath touching.
00:18:28That's fine.
00:18:29We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:33No!
00:18:36Go ahead.
00:18:46What was that?
00:18:46Oh, Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:55Please!
00:18:56Come on, sweetheart.
00:18:58A dare is a dare.
00:18:59Stop fighting.
00:19:02I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:04Taking that V-card out there.
00:19:13Please!
00:19:14Please stop!
00:19:16Get in this!
00:19:17That's what gets used.
00:19:20Hey, asshole!
00:19:33Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:35Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:38Oh!
00:19:42Oh!
00:19:45Brett, this is a total overreaction.
00:19:49Jason and Ally were just having fun together.
00:19:51I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:53She's practically begging for it.
00:20:05You know, I better not see any videos of this online, or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:10And that goes for everybody.
00:20:12I don't want to see one picture of one video.
00:20:14Does everybody understand that?
00:20:17Great.
00:20:18We're going to delete them right now.
00:20:24You okay?
00:20:26Come on.
00:20:28Let's go.
00:20:35Hey!
00:20:36Hey!
00:20:37What do you think you're doing?
00:20:39What do you think you're doing?
00:20:40Sneaking out?
00:20:41Going to a place like this?
00:20:43What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:46What did you mean back there?
00:20:51Back where?
00:20:53When you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:20:58The literal meaning.
00:21:00I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching me.
00:21:04I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:06And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:09Yeah.
00:21:10I know.
00:21:12Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:14Always causing trouble.
00:21:15Please, just put this up.
00:21:17Happy?
00:21:18Yeah.
00:21:23Well, you know what?
00:21:24I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:27Like I'm desperate?
00:21:28No, that's not true.
00:21:29I know.
00:21:29Okay, I'm a total joke.
00:21:31Bullshit.
00:21:31You're trying to impress people that don't matter, okay?
00:21:34These people are not your friends, and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:36I know!
00:21:37I know!
00:21:37Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:39And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:41And I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:43That's not true.
00:21:46Fuck Rita.
00:21:47Fuck everybody.
00:21:50Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:52I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:53I want to be liked.
00:21:54I want to be wanted.
00:21:56And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:21:59I'll always answer when you call them.
00:22:01I'll always be there.
00:22:02So what does that mean?
00:22:04What does that mean for us?
00:22:06What am I to you, Brent?
00:22:09I'm losing my mind.
00:22:11I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:14All I can think, just this once.
00:22:18What?
00:22:21Just say it!
00:22:22Just say it!
00:22:23I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:26Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:28No.
00:22:29It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:30That is not true.
00:22:32Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:35Tell me there's nothing happening right now!
00:22:37I can't.
00:22:39And you can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:43So you know what?
00:22:44Just forget it.
00:22:45Forget I said anything.
00:22:48I'm done begging you.
00:22:50I'm done.
00:22:50No, Alison.
00:22:51Alison, stop it.
00:22:54Listen.
00:22:59There is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:03Why?
00:23:05Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:10It says that you have to stop.
00:23:14Please don't stop.
00:23:15Please don't stop.
00:23:34Please don't stop.
00:23:36What are you doing, Ron?
00:23:38We're hurting everything.
00:23:51What's up, loser?
00:23:57Ali?
00:23:57Are you a threat right now?
00:24:01I swear to God, guys.
00:24:02What are you doing right now?
00:24:04Talk to me.
00:24:04He's dead, Ron.
00:24:09What is he doing?
00:24:10Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:17Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:19Hey, Ron.
00:24:20What's up, man?
00:24:20What?
00:24:21Ali called me, dumbass, and I had signed up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:26So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there and beat
00:24:29your ass.
00:24:30It's...
00:24:31It was an accident, okay?
00:24:32We just...
00:24:34I butt-dialed you.
00:24:35We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:41And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:44Okay?
00:24:45Chill.
00:24:46Really?
00:24:47Yeah, look.
00:24:51It's really dry, okay?
00:24:52My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:56All right, Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take her to, I don't know, like an urgent care
00:25:00right now or something.
00:25:01I need you to take care of that.
00:25:02I was, uh, I was going to right after.
00:25:04I got it.
00:25:06Peace.
00:25:07Bye.
00:25:07Bye.
00:25:10Oh, my God, that was really, really close.
00:25:14Babe, what's up?
00:25:15What's going on? We should...
00:25:17You forgot something.
00:25:17No, Ellie.
00:25:19It's late.
00:25:19Come on, you almost kissed me.
00:25:21Hey, Allison.
00:25:23Stop.
00:25:28Quit acting so childish.
00:25:33You know, the only thing that I need to quit...
00:25:37Is you.
00:25:45All right, ladies.
00:25:47Physical assessments today.
00:25:50Allison, you're up first.
00:26:23Damn, Allison.
00:26:24I see you.
00:26:26Yeah, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:29You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:31Shut up.
00:26:40Hey, uh...
00:26:41Hey, watch it.
00:26:43What's your problem?
00:26:46Huh?
00:26:54Partner up.
00:26:56Stretching drills.
00:27:01Solo, Allison?
00:27:02Let me help.
00:27:03No hands-on.
00:27:05Mm.
00:27:06I'm okay.
00:27:07Come on.
00:27:08It'll be fun.
00:27:10I promise.
00:27:12Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:14Uh, she's with me.
00:27:18I'm not with anyone.
00:27:20Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:23That's right.
00:27:24She's need to keep her breath.
00:27:27Choose me.
00:27:31Walk away, Chad.
00:27:34Walk away, Chad.
00:27:34Right now.
00:27:36Whatever, man.
00:27:37You're lost.
00:27:43What are you doing?
00:27:45What?
00:27:45Are you jealous or something?
00:27:47No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:48What was that?
00:27:49I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:51Keeping the vultures away.
00:27:52Just doing my job.
00:27:56First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:01Alright, come on.
00:28:03You first.
00:28:09Let's go!
00:28:10We don't have all day!
00:28:11You ready, Ricky?
00:28:13I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:15But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:17Let's go!
00:28:18We don't have all day!
00:28:20You wanna play?
00:28:22Fine.
00:28:23Let's play.
00:28:54What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:57I'm not doing anything.
00:28:58Stop it.
00:29:00Stop, Blair.
00:29:04Switch positions!
00:29:06You're turned.
00:29:07Shh.
00:29:09Shh.
00:29:12Shh.
00:29:19Whenever you're ready.
00:29:21She's trying to kill me.
00:29:22And it's working.
00:29:29She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:31It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:34Ron is gonna murder me.
00:29:42What the hell am I doing?
00:29:48What the hell am I doing?
00:29:50You okay, Brett?
00:29:52I'm okay.
00:29:53And done!
00:29:54Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:56You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:00Really?
00:30:01Wow, thank you.
00:30:05Congratulations.
00:30:07Uh, good flirting, you two.
00:30:14North.
00:30:31Oh, my God.
00:30:33Oh, my God.
00:30:33It's fucking hot!
00:30:34Hot!
00:30:35You okay?
00:30:37Um...
00:30:37Oh, God.
00:30:40Um...
00:30:43Um...
00:30:43Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:45Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:30:46Here.
00:30:47Jesus.
00:30:48I'm so sorry.
00:30:49It's fine.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:51Brain bleach.
00:30:52I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:55Damn it, how do I unsee that?
00:30:57How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:00Okay, it's fine.
00:31:01Just...
00:31:01It's okay.
00:31:02Just forget it, okay?
00:31:03I am.
00:31:03I'm doing laundry.
00:31:04I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:06I, um, didn't...
00:31:08You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:10And it...
00:31:11And neither are you.
00:31:13You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:14You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:16And you're not looking where you're going, so...
00:31:18Okay.
00:31:18I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:20Listen, I just...
00:31:22Why aren't you still here?
00:31:25Why aren't you still here?
00:31:26Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:27This is my morning routine.
00:31:28I don't...
00:31:28It's 8.30.
00:31:30Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock?
00:31:33Do you like the hair and makeup thing?
00:31:34What?
00:31:34Nobody told me that.
00:31:36Had...
00:31:38Oh my gosh, she's gonna kill me.
00:31:39Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:40This is how I'm gonna get kicked off the team.
00:31:41She's gonna...
00:31:42She's gonna kill me because I'm late for our first performance.
00:31:44Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:45It's okay.
00:31:45Well, I'll...
00:32:01Get all your stuff?
00:32:02Yeah.
00:32:04Um...
00:32:04I have to go.
00:32:05Okay.
00:32:06Thanks.
00:32:07Bye.
00:32:15Did you just see that?
00:32:17That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:20And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:22Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:24Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:26Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:35Hey, uh, sorry I'm late.
00:32:37I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:40Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:42Late is late.
00:32:43You're just too lazy.
00:32:52Hey!
00:32:54What's your problem?
00:32:55My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:32:57It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:00Like I said, nobody...
00:33:05No!
00:33:06Hey!
00:33:06Stop!
00:33:07Are you crazy?
00:33:09Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:13Stop!
00:33:15You wanna fight?
00:33:17I'll give you a reason.
00:33:23Hey!
00:33:24Hey!
00:33:24What are you doing?
00:33:25What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:26Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:27This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:29Cool.
00:33:29Get out.
00:33:32Get out of here.
00:33:33All of you, get out of here.
00:33:34Right now.
00:33:34Did you hear me?
00:33:35Get out!
00:33:40You okay?
00:33:42It's fine.
00:33:44I just can't go out there like this, so...
00:33:46I'm just gonna have to tell Coach that I'm sick or something.
00:33:49It's gonna be okay.
00:33:49We have enough time.
00:33:51Trust me.
00:33:54Hi.
00:33:55Hello.
00:33:56Listen, I need you to go to the school and I need you to meet me in the women's locker
00:33:59room.
00:33:59Right now.
00:34:04Alright.
00:34:05Hey, listen.
00:34:06Use my jersey.
00:34:07You can look better than the original.
00:34:09Alright?
00:34:33Oh shit.
00:34:35Is that even Allison?
00:34:46She looks...
00:34:48Stony.
00:34:50Look at you.
00:34:51You look, uh...
00:34:52You look fantastic.
00:34:53You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever do.
00:34:56It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:34:57You know, that's true.
00:34:59That's...
00:34:59That's true, I am.
00:35:00Hey, are you sure?
00:35:01It's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:04Yeah.
00:35:06You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:08Really?
00:35:10To you.
00:35:11As...
00:35:11As your best friend's sister.
00:35:13Of course.
00:35:15As...
00:35:17More than just a friend's sister.
00:35:19Alright!
00:35:20Time's ticking.
00:35:21Let's move.
00:35:23Allison.
00:35:24I don't know whatever this look is.
00:35:28But...
00:35:29It works.
00:35:30You take center.
00:35:32Let's go.
00:35:34Let's go.
00:35:36Okay.
00:35:38Hey, uh...
00:35:45We're at the lake.
00:35:48I'll do.
00:35:49Let's go.
00:35:54Let's go.
00:35:55Ladies and gentlemen.
00:35:55Please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:05Sure.
00:36:05Let's go.
00:36:07Let's go.
00:36:09Can you fall?
00:36:09Je가 찾아.
00:36:09Oh, Oh, yeah!
00:36:18Take the hill that you are.
00:36:21Let's go.
00:36:21Let's go.
00:36:22I'm on your path.
00:36:22Oh, yeah!
00:36:22Oh, yeah!
00:36:33What is that girl?
00:36:34She's on fire.
00:36:35That's Allison Scott.
00:36:37You know she had moves.
00:36:43Allison is seriously so hot.
00:36:46I mean, damn.
00:36:47I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:49Body in that uniform?
00:36:51Woo!
00:36:52You're getting lucky tonight.
00:36:55Stay with me.
00:36:56I don't have to.
00:36:57See, girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:00I'm telling you right now, you don't fuck off.
00:37:03The only thing that's going to be chasing you is my fist.
00:37:15He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:17The 20.
00:37:19The 10.
00:37:22Touchdown!
00:37:23Brad Harrison does it again.
00:37:25State wins.
00:37:26Go!
00:37:27Good job.
00:37:29Do it.
00:37:29Woo!
00:37:31Woo!
00:37:35Woo!
00:37:35Oh, yeah.
00:37:36Whoo, yeah!
00:37:36Whoo, yeah!
00:37:38Whoo, yeah!
00:37:38Whoo, yeah!
00:37:40Whoo!
00:37:41Hey!
00:37:42Oh.
00:37:43Congrats on the win, Captain.
00:37:45That was really good.
00:37:47You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me, so...
00:37:50Hey, shut up!
00:37:51Oh.
00:37:54You're kidding.
00:37:55KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS!
00:37:59KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS!
00:38:01KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS!
00:38:03KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS!
00:38:05Oh my god. Is he actually going to kiss me? In front of the entire stadium?
00:38:12Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
00:38:20Now we got ourselves a good old kids camp standoff. I haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:28Come on, Allison. Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:32I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:38Oh, but I want it.
00:38:54Wait. What?
00:39:01I can't believe this is happening. Kiss Kim, me, and Brett.
00:39:11I can't believe it.
00:39:14It's a funny thing.
00:39:14Allison. Don't pass out.
00:39:19Thanks for keeping Chad at bay.
00:39:22No problem.
00:39:31This is insane
00:39:32I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister
00:39:35But it feels so right
00:39:38I never want it to end
00:39:44Harrison!
00:39:49Harrison!
00:39:53What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister and from the entire school?
00:39:57Ron, just calm down, okay?
00:39:58You're making a scene
00:39:59I'm making a scene?
00:40:00Yeah
00:40:00I'm making a scene
00:40:01You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron
00:40:04Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:06Are you serious right now?
00:40:08If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a robe
00:40:13You're unbelievable
00:40:15I hate you
00:40:19Dude, I'm-
00:40:20No, no, no, you cut the crap
00:40:21You tell me, right now, what's happening between you two
00:40:23I-I-I promise
00:40:24Do not bullshit me!
00:40:25Do not bullshit me!
00:40:26Absolutely nothing
00:40:26I'm-I-I'm serious
00:40:28Nothing
00:40:29You're fucking lying
00:40:30I saw the way you kissed her
00:40:31Okay?
00:40:32She is not another one of your conquests
00:40:34I know that
00:40:34So you stay in your lane
00:40:36Because she is my sister
00:40:38And I'm warning you
00:40:39You do not cross me
00:40:40You do not!
00:40:41I promise
00:40:42Dude
00:40:43Fuck
00:40:47Okay
00:40:48Hey, we need to talk
00:40:50No
00:40:50I sound like a mom
00:40:53This is ridiculous
00:40:54Why am I texting him?
00:40:56He's literally in the next room
00:40:58You know what?
00:41:00Just go in there
00:41:01Just ask him
00:41:02Hey, Brett
00:41:03What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:05He kissed me back
00:41:06He can't deny it this time
00:41:07It's recorded and livestreamed
00:41:11Okay
00:41:12Do
00:41:13Or die
00:41:19What are you doing?
00:41:20Getting groceries
00:41:21What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:23I'm taking a hot bath
00:41:24Well, I think you should do something else
00:41:26I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us
00:41:29She has no idea what she's doing to me
00:41:32Brett
00:41:34What happened at the kiss camp today?
00:41:37I know you didn't hate it
00:41:38I can't talk about the kiss camp
00:41:41Why?
00:41:42You can't talk about the kiss camp?
00:41:44Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:47You know what?
00:41:47I'm not talking about the kiss camp thing
00:41:48Because there's nothing to talk about
00:41:51It was a kiss camp at a game
00:41:53And we did it
00:41:54Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:55The fun's over
00:41:56It's finished
00:41:57Do you understand?
00:42:01Don't you dare
00:42:02No, don't you dare look like that
00:42:03I'm not doing it
00:42:04No, no, no
00:42:04That's not fair, okay?
00:42:05Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:07Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:10Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:11You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:13Yeah, I know what you're doing
00:42:14I'm not doing anything
00:42:16Yes, you are
00:42:18You know what?
00:42:18Even if I was
00:42:19I guess I'm just playing into the game
00:42:21Because that's all this is
00:42:22Yeah?
00:42:24Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad
00:42:26I had two options
00:42:27You and him
00:42:28And I picked wrong
00:42:33Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie
00:42:36Jack's a predator
00:42:37And a loser
00:42:38And you do deserve somebody
00:42:39A lot better than that, okay?
00:42:43I can't
00:42:49Oh
00:42:51Is he
00:42:52Hard?
00:42:56Well, at least Chad is honest about what he wants
00:42:59You don't think I'm being honest?
00:43:06Oh, it's getting hot in here
00:43:07You know
00:43:10Biology
00:43:12Whether it's biology or not
00:43:15I'm the one who's causing it
00:43:20Allie
00:43:21Brett
00:43:22He goes out here
00:43:23Fucking shit
00:43:24What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:25You have to get out
00:43:26I can't get out
00:43:26If I get out, he's going to see me with my flagpole
00:43:28And he's going to kill me
00:43:29Okay, well, yeah
00:43:29He definitely can't see us like this
00:43:31So I
00:43:32I'm going to get out
00:43:33Okay, cool
00:43:34Allie, hey
00:43:35Oh my God, he's telling you
00:43:37Allie, hey
00:43:38Just get under
00:43:39Get under
00:43:39What?
00:43:39Brett
00:43:40Allie
00:43:45Allie
00:43:45Hi
00:43:46Showing alone
00:43:48Yeah, but I'm naked
00:43:49Run, I'm naked
00:43:51Get out
00:43:53You're
00:43:54You're not, though
00:43:57Okay, well
00:43:57I also have a vibe
00:43:59And you're ruining it
00:44:00So
00:44:01I'm sorry
00:44:01I just
00:44:01I wanted to get my charger
00:44:03I left it out here yesterday
00:44:04You got it
00:44:05I also wanted to say that
00:44:09I think you did a great job today
00:44:12I mean it
00:44:12You kicked ass
00:44:13And I'm sorry that I was
00:44:14An asshole about it
00:44:17Thanks
00:44:24Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:26Seeing my best friend
00:44:27Just suck my sister's face off
00:44:30Traumatized me
00:44:31So I'm just wondering
00:44:32Why you did that?
00:44:35Ron
00:44:36I mean it's a kiss cam
00:44:37It's a game
00:44:38Everyone does it
00:44:40A game
00:44:41I just feel like it's kind of
00:44:42I don't know
00:44:43A dream
00:44:43This is a guy that you've
00:44:44Had a crush on your whole life
00:44:45Well
00:44:46It was him
00:44:47Or it was Chad
00:44:48So
00:44:48Who did you want me to pick?
00:44:50That's fair
00:44:52Chad sucks
00:44:52Yeah
00:44:53Tone it down a little bit
00:44:54Okay?
00:44:55Okay
00:44:55He's my best friend
00:44:56And I don't want things to be weird
00:44:59They won't be
00:45:02Okay
00:45:03Thanks
00:45:06What was that?
00:45:09What was that?
00:45:12Sorry
00:45:12I got water in my nose
00:45:14Okay
00:45:14I'm okay
00:45:15Don't drown
00:45:16Okay
00:45:16Okay
00:45:16Have a good soak I guess
00:45:18Okay
00:45:19Bye
00:45:27God
00:45:27If he didn't leave him
00:45:28He's gonna die
00:45:30Good talk
00:45:31Wait
00:45:35I have to ask you something
00:45:37I'm going to ask him out
00:45:38On a date
00:45:39Don't be the little sister Alison
00:45:41Be the girl he kissed
00:45:42There's this
00:45:44Like stupid event
00:45:46I think tomorrow
00:45:46I was just
00:45:48Wondering if you
00:45:49Would want to go with me
00:45:57Got plans Allie
00:46:01Okay
00:46:02Yeah whatever
00:46:02I just
00:46:21I guess we have the same plans
00:46:27Except his or with Rita
00:46:29Not me
00:46:39Look
00:46:39Charity case is running a charity sale
00:46:42Just finally getting back
00:46:43Did you know Alison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:46It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts
00:46:48I didn't know you two were coming together
00:46:51I came by myself
00:46:53Brett was kind enough to help me
00:46:55With my family's donation
00:46:56Daddy donated a little of his collection
00:46:58Nothing major
00:46:59Just some Birkin bags
00:47:00Some vintage Rolex watches
00:47:03Let's see what you're peddling here Allie
00:47:07Huh
00:47:08How much are you asking for this?
00:47:11Fifteen dollars
00:47:11I made it myself
00:47:14Fifteen dollars
00:47:15For some plastic and twine
00:47:16You don't have to buy it
00:47:18It's ambitious
00:47:20You know I don't think it's ambitious enough
00:47:23I'm going to take
00:47:24Every single one of these bracelets
00:47:30You want to say five hundred dollars a piece?
00:47:33Are you insane?
00:47:35You actually want this garbage
00:47:36You know I value the artist
00:47:38That's just how expensive something looks
00:47:39So five hundred dollars?
00:47:41What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:42She's nothing
00:47:43No you're nothing
00:47:44Especially compared to her
00:47:46How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:50Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:52No I'm serious
00:47:52Don't come back to this table again
00:47:57You know I do think this stuff is pretty
00:47:59What are you doing?
00:48:00What do you mean?
00:48:01You can't keep doing this to me
00:48:03You blew me off yesterday
00:48:04And then today you come
00:48:05And you buy all of my jewelry
00:48:07You're distant with me one second
00:48:08And then you defend me the next
00:48:10What do you want?
00:48:11I'm just trying to
00:48:13No
00:48:14Allison
00:48:15Party at my place
00:48:17Celebrating the big win
00:48:18You coming?
00:48:20I don't know
00:48:21I'm not interested
00:48:23She's a grown woman
00:48:25She can speak for herself
00:48:28So
00:48:28What do you say?
00:48:31You're not going anywhere
00:48:33And there goes the big brother act again
00:48:36Who does he think he is
00:48:37Toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:39You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:41Fine
00:48:41Chad's my new best friend then
00:48:43No, yeah
00:48:44Sounds fun
00:48:48I'll be there
00:48:58There she is
00:48:59My guest of honor
00:49:02Damn, Allison
00:49:03You look sexy
00:49:04Oh
00:49:05Thanks
00:49:10It's a cool party
00:49:11Yeah, you know
00:49:11I threw this whole thing
00:49:12Just for you
00:49:14Really, for me?
00:49:16Why did you do that?
00:49:18You're single
00:49:18I'm single
00:49:20You need another reason?
00:49:23So what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:26No deal
00:49:26There's nothing happening between us
00:49:29He's just a friend of a friend
00:49:31Of my brother
00:49:33Is his loss
00:49:34My gain
00:49:38Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison
00:49:42Let's fix that
00:49:47Yeah
00:49:47No, why not?
00:49:49There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously
00:49:51Maybe I should just move on
00:49:53You haven't played the Pocky Challenge?
00:49:55No
00:49:55What's that?
00:49:56We each bite from one end
00:49:58Until one of us chickens out
00:50:15Damn it
00:50:16Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:19Come on, Allison
00:50:20You're already here
00:50:31Fine
00:50:33But I play to win
00:50:39I can check it out
00:50:41Ten bucks say they kiss
00:50:56Dude, what the fuck?
00:50:58Game's over
00:50:59Let's go
00:51:00Excuse me
00:51:01What are you doing?
00:51:01Get off of me
00:51:02What do you think you're doing?
00:51:04You're ruining my night
00:51:05Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:06What do you think Ron would think if he knew you were at it?
00:51:08Don't care
00:51:08How about you elect your someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:10Come on
00:51:10Okay
00:51:11No more of these stupid games
00:51:12You don't have to play this shit
00:51:13I know
00:51:13Let's go
00:51:14I don't have to play these stupid games
00:51:16I'm playing them because I want to
00:51:20Get the fuck away from me
00:51:31Oh my god
00:51:32Oh shit
00:51:46Oh my god
00:51:54Is she okay?
00:51:58Hey
00:51:59Look at me
00:52:00Look at me
00:52:01Look at me
00:52:01Hey
00:52:02Hey
00:52:02You okay?
00:52:03I can't
00:52:04I can't feel it
00:52:05I can't feel it
00:52:06I can't feel it
00:52:06You should breathe
00:52:07You should have to breathe
00:52:07All right
00:52:08All right
00:52:11I'm going to be okay
00:52:13All right
00:52:14Let's get you
00:52:15Hey
00:52:15Let's get you
00:52:20Okay
00:52:20Okay
00:52:23Get out of my way
00:52:23Move
00:52:24Move
00:52:26Just put me down, Brett
00:52:28All right, here you go
00:52:28Put you down
00:52:29You know, you could have died, Alice
00:52:32And Chad, I mean, my god
00:52:34You have no business being around that guy
00:52:36Let alone being this close to kissing him
00:52:37Anybody who's had a brain cell
00:52:39He'll realize he's a total fucking douche bag
00:52:40All right
00:52:41That's not fair
00:52:42What's not fair?
00:52:44What's not fair?
00:52:45What am I not understanding?
00:52:46What don't I understand?
00:52:48I don't know how this works
00:52:50Okay, I'm sorry
00:52:51I'm figuring it out
00:52:52I don't know how guys work all the time
00:52:55You know what?
00:52:55That's fantastic
00:52:56I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:52:58You're not any better than me
00:53:00I'm not any better?
00:53:01What did I do?
00:53:02How am I not any better?
00:53:03What are you talking about?
00:53:04Your work
00:53:05I jumped in the pool
00:53:06I saved your life
00:53:07And now what?
00:53:07I'm an asshole?
00:53:08How am I worse?
00:53:09You're worse
00:53:10Because you saved me when I was drowning
00:53:12Yeah
00:53:13Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined
00:53:16Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone
00:53:19Because you drove me to school when I was late
00:53:22Yeah, I know
00:53:22I sound like such a total jerk
00:53:25You know
00:53:27I don't understand
00:53:30You made me fall in love with you
00:53:34That's the worst thing
00:53:35Don't you
00:53:36I did
00:53:37I fell in love with you
00:53:38I'm in love with you
00:53:39Stop, stop
00:53:39And you're my brother's best friend
00:53:41I know that
00:53:42I know
00:53:43So then why do you keep swooping in
00:53:45And saving me like a hero
00:53:46And then pushing me away?
00:53:49Am I crazy?
00:53:50Do you not feel anything?
00:53:53Because you're playing with my feelings
00:53:55And you can't keep doing that
00:53:57Okay?
00:53:59I want you to tell me to stop
00:54:02Tell me that you don't want this
00:54:04Tell me you want me to get away from you right now
00:54:05I'm going to tell you to stop
00:54:07I'm never going to tell you to stop
00:54:15Fuck it
00:54:30I've wanted to do that for so long
00:54:40Listen, you have no idea
00:54:41Every single time I saw you, it was him
00:54:45I always just wanted to tell you
00:54:46That you've always been more to me
00:54:48Than just my best friend's sister
00:54:52Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:54I made a promise to run
00:54:56But you know what?
00:55:03I don't give a fuck about promises anymore
00:55:05I think I met you every day
00:55:18Every morning
00:55:20And every night
00:55:23Every single time I close my eyes
00:55:27It's you that I see
00:55:30Every time
00:55:33Hey
00:55:42I want you to take me
00:55:44Right here
00:55:47Right now
00:56:01So what are we now?
00:56:08What do you want us to be?
00:56:11What do you want me to be?
00:56:14I want you to be mine
00:56:19I think I already am
00:56:24But what about Ron?
00:56:25He's going to kill you
00:56:27I know Ron loves you very much
00:56:29He's very protective older brother
00:56:31But I think he'll come around when he sees
00:56:36How much I love you
00:56:42I don't know, I think
00:56:45I think we should maybe keep it a secret
00:56:49Just for now
00:56:51I don't want to keep it a secret
00:56:53I know
00:56:56But it's just for a little
00:56:58Until we find the right moment
00:57:01Yeah
00:57:04I don't want to be your way
00:57:06We'll be secret, Lars
00:57:24Thinking about you
00:57:33Hi Captain
00:57:35When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:36I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now
00:57:40I'm two seconds away from ditching my car
00:57:41And just sprinting to you
00:57:44Well, as much as I'd love to see you running to me
00:57:48Don't
00:57:49My legs are killing me
00:57:51And I really like your car
00:57:54Oh, I know you love my car
00:57:55He grabbed me by the waist
00:57:57Hoisting me up
00:57:57Putting me on the hood of his car
00:57:59Brett, stop
00:58:00Don't
00:58:01Read my smut
00:58:02I'm telling you
00:58:03Every single word that you've ever written
00:58:05Is etched into my heart
00:58:06Into my soul
00:58:08Betrayal's kisses from my neck
00:58:10To my breasts
00:58:11Gently sucking
00:58:12And biting
00:58:13Holy shit
00:58:15That is literal trash
00:58:17But why does it sound like 50 shades of grey
00:58:19When he says it?
00:58:21I feel so hot right now
00:58:25Palms my center
00:58:26Slowly massaging my folds
00:58:29Make it away, Allie
00:58:30Fuck
00:58:39Oh my god, someone's coming
00:58:40I have to go fake my own death
00:58:42Bye
00:58:42I'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:03Hey
00:59:04Are you okay?
00:59:05You sounded sick
00:59:06Do you need help?
00:59:07Mind your own business, Virgin Mary
00:59:09You think just because Brett took a chance on you once
00:59:11You're on my level now?
00:59:13I was just trying to help
00:59:16Save it for someone who gives a damn
00:59:20Shit
00:59:22Late
00:59:41Brett
00:59:43That's Allison's
00:59:44Uh
00:59:45I found it in the bathroom
00:59:47If I'd known it was your little girlfriends
00:59:48I never would have touched it
01:00:06See what you're up to
01:00:09Hey
01:00:10Hey
01:00:10You found my bag
01:00:11I was looking for that
01:00:12Thank you
01:00:13No problem
01:00:17Attention
01:00:18All members of the cheerleading squad
01:00:20It has been brought to our attention
01:00:22That apparently someone on this squad
01:00:24Is using illegal drugs
01:00:25I strongly suggest
01:00:27Whoever's responsible to come forward now
01:00:30Otherwise
01:00:30Will be forced to contact the campus police
01:00:33For a thorough search
01:00:35Well
01:00:36I think we all know someone who would do anything
01:00:38To stop being the fat friend
01:00:40Right?
01:00:41I'm sorry
01:00:41But I just saw you throwing up in the bathroom
01:00:43Like ten minutes ago
01:00:44Excuse me
01:00:44I was fixing my makeup
01:00:46It sounded like you were retching
01:00:47And I asked you if you were a
01:00:49Look at this
01:00:49This is perfection
01:00:51It's every girl's dream
01:00:52I don't need shortcuts
01:00:53And we all know someone who could lose a little weight
01:00:56I mean after all
01:00:57Who came in with zero athletic ability
01:00:59And suddenly has endless energy
01:01:00Search me
01:01:02I have nothing to hide
01:01:07Your turn Scott
01:01:09Sure
01:01:10But I
01:01:11Rita
01:01:13Jackpaw
01:01:14Well well well
01:01:16Look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes
01:01:19I knew it
01:01:20No one gets that good that quick without cheating
01:01:23Allison
01:01:25Performance enhancing substances
01:01:27Are grounds for immediate dismissal of a squad
01:01:29Coach I promise you I've never seen those before
01:01:31Okay those aren't mine
01:01:33Right
01:01:33A cheater and a liar
01:01:36Coach please listen to me
01:01:38I've never seen those
01:01:39I don't know what they are
01:01:41I'm lying
01:01:41It's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us
01:01:45They're mine
01:01:45Yeah those are actually my vitamins
01:01:49Did you forget I asked you to hold on to my vitamins this morning
01:01:52Yeah sorry I should have labeled them or something
01:01:55He's right
01:01:56They're just vitamins
01:01:57No they aren't
01:01:57Miss Russo
01:01:59How is it
01:01:59That you come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances
01:02:04I just
01:02:06They look suspicious
01:02:08Well we were just worried about the integrity of the team
01:02:11Yeah we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate
01:02:13That's enough
01:02:14All I see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate
01:02:18Rita
01:02:19You are stripped of captaincy effective immediately
01:02:22What?
01:02:23You can't do that
01:02:25Championships are in two weeks
01:02:26Nobody else knows the whole routine
01:02:28I mean I know it
01:02:29Yeah every count every formation I could step up and do it
01:02:33You little bitch
01:02:35You think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me?
01:02:37That's enough Rita
01:02:38My decision is final
01:02:44Listen up
01:02:45When it's Allison's turn for the basket toss
01:02:47You're gonna have a little timing issue
01:02:49You want us to drop her?
01:02:51She could get seriously hurt
01:02:52That's the point
01:02:54Accidents happen off the time in cheerleading
01:02:56So tragic
01:02:57I can't do that
01:02:58Coach will kill me
01:02:59Fine
01:03:00And say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms
01:03:03I know everything
01:03:04Girls
01:03:05Every dirty little secret
01:03:07Do exactly as I say
01:03:09Or you're gone
01:03:09You're cool
01:03:10And make sure she falls hard enough
01:03:12She never gets back up
01:03:20Very sweet
01:03:23What happened back there?
01:03:25How did you know that Rita put those vitamins in my purse?
01:03:27I saw Rita putting something in your bag
01:03:30So I swapped it out
01:03:33I knew it
01:03:34I knew she was up to something
01:03:35You know I heard her
01:03:36In the bathroom like ten minutes before
01:03:39Yeah
01:03:39She was throwing up
01:03:41It was when we were
01:03:44When we were having
01:03:49Bone sex
01:03:51So she's the one who interrupted my grand finale
01:03:54Allison, do you have any idea how hard it was to stop?
01:03:58Hey, do you
01:04:01Do you think I'm fat?
01:04:02Seriously, go put that garbage in your head
01:04:05I don't want you to say anything like that again
01:04:06I mean, I'm being serious though
01:04:08I'm being serious too
01:04:09Allison
01:04:10Perfect, just who you are
01:04:11Yeah
01:04:13I'll always be there
01:04:16To catch you when you fall
01:04:19Always
01:04:21All right
01:04:22On the count
01:04:24You both perform an elevated prep
01:04:26Rita, you're up first
01:04:27Then Allison
01:04:40Okay, Allison
01:04:41Hey, great job you guys
01:04:43You killed it
01:05:08Hey
01:05:09I told you to catch you
01:05:11Brett
01:05:12You just saved my life
01:05:17I guess that makes me like a bag of tree wheat or something, huh?
01:05:21Are you serious, Scott?
01:05:22You bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain?
01:05:25Are you kidding me?
01:05:27They almost dropped me
01:05:28I could have been paralyzed
01:05:29I could have died
01:05:30That would have been the best news of my life
01:05:32Rita
01:05:32That is a disgusting thing to say
01:05:35Leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team
01:05:41Oh, Brett
01:05:42Thank you
01:05:43Oh, my gosh
01:05:44I really appreciate that catch
01:05:46I almost had a heart attack
01:05:47All right, everyone
01:05:48In light of performances and character
01:05:51I am so proud to announce
01:05:54Allison Scott as the new captain
01:05:57Thank you
01:05:59Wow
01:06:01Congratulations, Captain Scott
01:06:03I'm proud of you
01:06:04Wanna show me just how proud you are?
01:06:09That's game
01:06:10State loses 21 to 35
01:06:15Allie
01:06:16Look, I know
01:06:17It's not what you wanted
01:06:17It's okay
01:06:18Because you did good
01:06:19That's all that matters
01:06:21Thanks, bro
01:06:21I'm gonna go take a piss
01:06:22I'll be right back
01:06:23Ew
01:06:24Don't ever touch me again, weirdo
01:06:26Yo
01:06:27Allison
01:06:27She is
01:06:28Looking good, baby
01:06:30Y'all do private shows
01:06:31You know, something with a little extra bump and grind
01:06:34You're so gross
01:06:37Yo, what the hell?
01:06:39Are you serious?
01:06:40What?
01:06:40What's going on?
01:06:41I'm just waiting for the MVP
01:06:42No, don't play with me, bitch
01:06:44You've been teasing me for weeks
01:06:45In your dreams
01:06:47How about you spend more time training on the field
01:06:49So that what happens today
01:06:50Never happens again
01:06:53You think you're so fucking special
01:06:55Why?
01:06:56You know, everyone knows
01:06:57How you got the captain's position
01:06:58How?
01:06:59By sucking your way to the top
01:07:01I mean, that must be how you got out there
01:07:03Considering how much you suck
01:07:05While you play
01:07:06You shameless whore
01:07:08Hey!
01:07:10I'm one more
01:07:11I do
01:07:12You're defending your slut's honor, huh?
01:07:14She's a public boss
01:07:16Everybody gets a ride
01:07:18Hey!
01:07:20Hey!
01:07:20Hey, fuck this
01:07:22You keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth!
01:07:29That's enough!
01:07:31What's going on here?
01:07:32I mean, coach, we all saw it
01:07:33Chad was gonna hit her
01:07:35You're gonna hit her?
01:07:36Get my office now
01:07:38You!
01:07:39With me!
01:07:40This is a really nasty cut, okay?
01:07:42Let's
01:07:42We should take you to the ER, okay?
01:07:45All right.
01:07:46You sure you're on it?
01:07:52It's a really nasty cut, Brett.
01:07:54You could have broken your hand.
01:07:56Yeah, well, it was totally worth it.
01:07:58Never let anybody get a bit of cheating like that.
01:08:01Shut up.
01:08:07You know, I could kind of get used to this,
01:08:09having Nurse Allison around,
01:08:12take care of me, help me out.
01:08:15Hey, guys, 304.
01:08:16I think it's this one.
01:08:17Let's go see the hero.
01:08:18Oh, shit.
01:08:19No, that's Ron and the whole team.
01:08:21They can't see us like this.
01:08:23I won't let him.
01:08:24Let's tell him.
01:08:26Let's tell him the truth.
01:08:27In front of the entirety.
01:08:30Ron's gonna kill you.
01:08:32What do you want to do?
01:08:34Let's hide.
01:08:35Yeah.
01:08:35All right.
01:08:40Brett!
01:08:42Brett, you in there?
01:08:42Yeah, I'm just, uh, washing up, man.
01:08:45Todd, you have no idea
01:08:47how crazy you drive me.
01:08:50You know, every single time I see you,
01:08:52all I can think about is, uh,
01:08:56doing this.
01:08:58You need a hand, man?
01:08:59No, I got everything I need, uh,
01:09:02right here.
01:09:06Oh.
01:09:09You've got to be quiet.
01:09:12Let's see what happens.
01:09:15Brett, stop jerking off and get your ass out here, man.
01:09:18Hey, you know what?
01:09:19It, uh, takes me a very long time, assholes.
01:09:31I feel what you do to me.
01:09:33I feel what you do to me.
01:09:36It's kind of hard to mess.
01:09:38Yeah.
01:09:40Friends, man.
01:09:42Brett, you gotta, you gotta speed this up, man.
01:09:44We got your food.
01:09:44It's gonna get cold.
01:09:45You know my hands are soft, bro.
01:09:46I can help you.
01:09:47Hey, why don't you guys just beat it, all right?
01:09:49I'm gonna be a little while.
01:09:50All right, let's just give him some space.
01:09:52Enjoy your blue balls.
01:09:53Yeah, don't pull muscles.
01:09:55You know, I took a pretty big hit for you today.
01:09:58I think I've earned some, uh,
01:10:01health and physical therapy time,
01:10:02if you know what I mean.
01:10:04You know, you could have just asked.
01:10:07You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky.
01:10:25You know, I think I'm just gonna watch.
01:10:47Brad goes pro after this, guaranteed.
01:10:50I've heard the half-time show's gonna break the internet.
01:10:52Captain Scott's changed the whole game.
01:10:54Sick.
01:10:55Ladies and gentlemen,
01:10:56let's make some noise for your State University cheerleading squad.
01:10:59Led by Captain Allison Scott.
01:11:04I will end you.
01:11:06Leave it.
01:11:08Save your applause, everyone.
01:11:10You're cheering for a fraud.
01:11:12Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot.
01:11:14She bought it.
01:11:15With illegal performance enhancers.
01:11:18And her dealer?
01:11:19Look no further than your MVP,
01:11:22Brett Harrison.
01:11:27That's, that's not true.
01:11:28You know what?
01:11:29I don't care.
01:11:31Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay?
01:11:32She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them.
01:11:35Just ask them yourself.
01:11:37Oh, really?
01:11:38Let's ask the SWAT then.
01:11:42Brett approached us about a month ago.
01:11:45He said he had good stuff.
01:11:48But only if we helped Allison become captain.
01:11:52You know, that's bullshit.
01:11:53I have proof.
01:11:57I know real doctors.
01:11:59I've got pills.
01:12:01Allie,
01:12:01no more being blackmailed.
01:12:03Let Allison take the captain position.
01:12:07This is insane, okay?
01:12:09I've never taken a drug in my life.
01:12:12Oh, sweetie.
01:12:12It's all coming out now.
01:12:14I saw her taking pills.
01:12:15For practice.
01:12:16We trusted you.
01:12:17Cheater!
01:12:21Hey, anybody who messes with her, messes with me.
01:12:24Open your eyes, Brett.
01:12:26She's using you.
01:12:27For the clout?
01:12:28For the status?
01:12:29Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:31Nobody.
01:12:32A total bottom feeder.
01:12:33Rita, you know what?
01:12:34You're so full of shit, it's unbelievable.
01:12:36How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:37And what'd you do to it?
01:12:38You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.
01:12:40Boo!
01:12:42Boo!
01:12:42Boo!
01:12:42Boo!
01:12:42Listen, just, please listen to me!
01:12:44Hey, everybody, just shut up.
01:12:46This is my sister, okay?
01:12:47She would never do something like this.
01:12:49And here come the pretzels.
01:12:52All right, that's enough.
01:12:53That's enough.
01:12:54Now, in light of these significant allegations,
01:12:58as well as the evidence that has been presented,
01:13:00I have no choice.
01:13:03Alice and Scott, you are hereby removed
01:13:05from your position as captain of the cheerleader.
01:13:07Furthermore, you are placed on academic suspension
01:13:09pending an expulsion hearing.
01:13:12Justice for the real athletes.
01:13:14Hold on.
01:13:15Hold it.
01:13:16If you would please look to the Jumbotron.
01:13:20I know some real doctors that can help you guys
01:13:21get healthy with the right way.
01:13:23No more pills, no more purging, no more blackmail.
01:13:26You'd really help us?
01:13:27Absolutely.
01:13:28Listen, you guys are never gonna have to take any of Rita's
01:13:30take your spouse ever again.
01:13:31So, what's the catch?
01:13:33We're gonna make Rita take some of her own medicine.
01:13:35This video, this is the real conversation,
01:13:39not the edited one that Rita just played.
01:13:42Not for the drugs.
01:13:44These are the drugs that I gave the girls.
01:13:46They're vitamins.
01:13:47You can get these at any pharmacy in the world.
01:13:50You wanna check these out, principal?
01:13:54He's right.
01:13:55These are common supplements.
01:13:57Everybody, Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates
01:14:00to take dangerous weight loss supplements.
01:14:03She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply,
01:14:05and she's been shaming them,
01:14:07degrading them for the bodies that they have.
01:14:09Now, everybody is different,
01:14:10but all bodies are beautiful.
01:14:12Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason,
01:14:14one reason only,
01:14:14because she was a threat.
01:14:16She threatened the total control
01:14:17that Rita had over the entire squad.
01:14:19And it's horrible.
01:14:21Because Allison,
01:14:22she's a beautiful person,
01:14:23and she would never do anything like this.
01:14:25And she deserves to be the cheer captain.
01:14:29That's not true.
01:14:30He's lying.
01:14:31She's the one who's drugging the team.
01:14:34Lock her up!
01:14:35Lock her up!
01:14:36Lock her up!
01:14:38Lock her up!
01:14:38You fucking bitch!
01:14:40You ruined my life!
01:14:42You ruined it yourself.
01:14:54Look at you,
01:14:55playing the victim.
01:14:57You've been throwing yourself at me for weeks.
01:15:00Just when I give you a chance,
01:15:02you run crying to Harrison.
01:15:04Nothing but a little...
01:15:05Shut up, dude.
01:15:06Shut up.
01:15:07What are you going to do about it, Harrison?
01:15:08I don't have to do anything.
01:15:10You're going to get exactly what you deserve right now.
01:15:12Mr. Williams!
01:15:16Apparently, we've had a number of allegations
01:15:19of sexual harassment against you
01:15:21from various female students.
01:15:23As of now, you are officially suspended from all school activities.
01:15:26What?
01:15:27No!
01:15:28My father...
01:15:29Your father may have his name on the library,
01:15:31but I assure you,
01:15:32his money will not buy you immunity.
01:15:35You can take him away.
01:15:36The party's over.
01:15:37Let go.
01:15:37No!
01:15:38I'll throw you off!
01:15:39This isn't over!
01:15:42And as for you,
01:15:43Ms. Scott,
01:15:44on behalf of the entire administration,
01:15:48I would like to apologize to you
01:15:51for everything that you've had to endure.
01:15:53And as of now,
01:15:54you can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain.
01:15:58You can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:03Thank you, principal.
01:16:05All right, everyone.
01:16:06Sorry for the unexpected drama.
01:16:08I hope you enjoyed the show.
01:16:09But we have a game to get back to.
01:16:12So let's cheer on our wolves!
01:16:13Woo!
01:16:16Win!
01:16:27Woo!
01:16:28Woo!
01:16:29Yes!
01:16:30Dayton University wins it all!
01:16:32Oh!
01:16:35Yes!
01:16:37Yes!
01:16:38Goal!
01:16:38Woo!
01:16:39Woo!
01:16:40Woo!
01:16:42Woo!
01:16:48Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss,
01:16:55kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss,
01:16:55kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss,
01:16:56kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss,
01:16:57kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss,
01:16:57kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss
01:17:12think he knew before we did. I love you, kid, Scott. I love you too, quarterback.
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