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L.o.v.e I.s.l.a.n.d (UK) - Season 6 - Episode 42
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00:08Sorry, it's about to get real loud.
00:12It's the eve of the Love Island final and tomorrow one couple will be crowned our winner.
00:17You know Saturday night is going to be fun.
00:21So we've been busy tidying our desks, paying our room service bills and
00:25organising the best unseen bits for a week into a nice orderly pile.
00:30I mean, programme.
00:31Yeah, that would do.
00:33Let's see, we've got...
00:34Hold that, hold it.
00:36Outrageous flirting.
00:37Your voice is atrocious, isn't it?
00:39Oh, it's not that bad, is it?
00:40Check.
00:41Sexy dancing.
00:42Scream if you want to go faster!
00:45Check.
00:46The girl's looking hot.
00:48What?
00:48Oh, you're making me feel sick.
00:50Check.
00:51The boy's looking silly.
00:53I'll always sit down for a wee.
00:54Check.
00:55The soppy romance.
00:56Oh, my God!
00:58Ah!
00:58Check.
01:00So let's put this baby to bed.
01:03How old are you, by the way?
01:04And get ready for the wrap party.
01:07There you go!
01:08Ah!
01:09Absolute stupidness.
01:11This is Love Island Unseen Bits.
01:16Yeah, it's good, isn't it?
01:32It's true!
01:35I'm sorry, it's good.
01:36What are you doing?
01:37It's true!
01:37I don't know whatyy!
01:40It's true!
01:40It's true!
01:41It's true!
01:44so get comfy grab them snacks and settle in for all the fun and if that hasn't got you salivating
01:53for more here's ched to sock it to you so sit back relax and watch for the same enjoyment with
02:02which your niece watches luke tea shower and with the same enjoyment with which finn's mum watches
02:10our favorite show do you watch like the unseen bits as well yeah on saturday night they're brilliant
02:16because all week you're quite tense thinking i hope tonight goes well but you know saturday
02:21night is going to be fun yeah yeah thanks nikki i'll give it my best this week
02:32with the final fast approaching the girls were busy pampering themselves this week while the boys
02:39well they just sat around and played with their balls quick penalty shootout boys
02:44those shorts are definitely not fifa approved so it's gonna break
02:52oh
02:55oh
02:57oh he missed it
03:03oh
03:04oh
03:05oh
03:05oh
03:07i used to play for city me back in the day salford city you used to play for city
03:11yeah i used to when i was about eight and i stopped when i was nine
03:16oh
03:18what a save
03:21wait
03:21oh
03:22oh
03:23i wonder if darlington fc train would suck footballs too
03:26all right lads name position club take it away
03:31luke mabber left back love island
03:34oh
03:34oh
03:34he's going for the lefty
03:36oh
03:38oh
03:38oh
03:39oh
03:39oh
03:40oh
03:40oh
03:40oh
03:41oh
03:41oh
03:43oh
03:43oh
03:44oh
03:44oh
03:44oh
03:47oh
03:49oh
03:51oh
03:58Oh, he steps back, fresh trim
04:03Yeah!
04:06Tap, tap, tap, da-da-da-da-da
04:09Fin tap celebrating like a professional football, oh no wait, he is
04:28I am the fudge, I am Team Love Island and I am centre mid
04:35Go on the fudge
04:36Who do you think you are?
04:38Oh!
04:40Oh!
04:43Introduce yourself
04:44I am the Dem Dems, I am a striker and I play for Pumpy
04:47Woo!
04:49Pumpy!
04:50Okay, okay, okay
04:52You've got to know the little run aren't you when you've got to go like
04:57Well I think it's fair to say Dem Dems isn't sock rape tees
05:02You're never gonna break my heart
05:09We'd all agree Luke T is a great laugh but he's not just a fun guy
05:14He knows how to chop fun guy
05:16Everyone done with this?
05:18He just doesn't know what to do bro
05:20You've got lust in the kitchen
05:23How have you got this far?
05:26Bro, I am actually a top chef
05:38I told you I am short mate
05:41I am short
05:42Where did that go from?
05:43Listen bro
05:47I always pretend to be crap at things when I can't be arsed
05:49I'll play the next clip
05:59Earlier in the week catering over orders so the Islanders took part in the challenge
06:03She's a pizza me
06:05You want a piece of me
06:07Pizza me
06:08Warning if you're currently eating pizza
06:10Look away now
06:11The aim of the challenge I think was for the boys to throw pizza toppings at the girls who were
06:17the pizza bases
06:18In order to make their best pizza
06:19Got it? No?
06:21But it doesn't matter anyway
06:22Come on babes
06:23First off a delicious saucy tomato sauce
06:32Is this what the Domeo family gets up to on holidays?
06:49No!
06:51No!
06:52No!
06:53No!
06:53No!
06:54No!
06:54No!
06:57No!
06:59No!
06:59No!
06:59No!
06:59You're actually missed me off
07:01I did see you go like that at some point
07:03No!
07:03Ted you're going too high
07:07You're just getting on me fun
07:11Yes!
07:11That was a good one
07:12So the lardle or the ladle
07:15The ladle
07:16The ladle
07:17Tomato tomato
07:18Yeah, I said the same one
07:25Oh!
07:26Oh!
07:27Colin move on!
07:29With the tomato base perfectly tossed
07:31Next up it was on to the pizza toppings
07:35Oh Jesus!
07:38That's right Jess!
07:39Cheeses!
07:40Hey mambo!
07:43Mambo!
07:43Mambo!
07:44Oh nice!
07:45Beautiful!
07:46Absolutely beautiful!
07:48Wow!
07:48Wow!
07:49Your catching technique is poor isn't it?
07:53Great!
07:54Piano!
07:56Alan that's good!
07:58I do this every day at work throwing things
08:00No you are actually good
08:01I know
08:01Better for thinking
08:03I'm there for dancing
08:04Isn't it?
08:06Shake it baby shake it cause I love her when you take me
08:10Come on
08:11Bella!
08:12I like to call my throwing technique the swan
08:15I would sort of leap in the air as a ballet dancer
08:19Mama say you stop or I'm gonna tell a papa
08:23Just land it right on your pizza
08:27You mixed up Sigiliana
08:29It's so delicious
08:30Everybody come capisce
08:32The next stage was to a chakada everything
08:37What about the olives?
08:38Give me olives they're going white tomatoes
08:39One at a time be careful
08:43I was absolutely gagging
08:44This is almost disgusting
08:46Oh my god I'm gonna vomit
08:50You make me feel sick
08:52I can't even smell you
08:53Oh fuck that was a headshot
08:55I just stood there like an absolute embossil
08:58With this pizza base getting food in the face
09:30You know what the challenge just made me hungry
09:32Not even
09:32and crave pizza.
09:33That is gross.
09:38Oi, did you nick some of my peppers?
09:40You what?
09:40You nick some of my peppers?
09:42Yes, I did throw a mushroom back at Ched.
09:57Boys will be boys against them.
09:58Boys will be boys.
10:04And with all that, the winners were Callum and Molly.
10:07But here's sore losers, Paige and Finn, with the last word.
10:11Challenge wins are a look like pizza.
10:14Sharing is caring, and once you've had four,
10:17you don't need any more.
10:27Here's an unseen clip of couples Luke, Emma and Demi
10:30and Jess and Ched having fun with their hands.
10:33No, not like that.
10:35Shame on you.
10:36Whoever loses has to.
10:38Think of a good punishment.
10:40Lick Ched's foot.
10:41Yeah, okay.
10:42Oh, come on.
10:43And it's not.
10:44He finally licks it.
10:44You have to lick your own foot if you lose.
10:46I think he licks it.
10:47He licks it.
10:48Okay, let's go.
10:49Because then it will pick a stone.
10:50Okay.
10:51Rock, paper, scissors.
10:53Yes!
10:55Yes!
10:55Yes!
10:55Yes!
10:56Yes!
10:57It's either you licking in spit or your head licking licks!
11:02Come on, Jane.
11:03Wait, wait!
11:05Between you.
11:06Wait!
11:06Wait, wait, wait, wait.
11:09Do you want to see?
11:11Right, let's go, let's go, let's go.
11:12Rock, paper, scissors.
11:14No!
11:17You've got to lick your own foot!
11:19No, he's going to be yours or it's me.
11:23It's yours.
11:26Ahhhhhhh!
11:26Big!
11:29Ahhhhhhhhh!
11:30Come on.
11:31Lick the stone.
11:39Don't lick her.
11:40Don't even roll it down like two times.
11:44Sorry.
11:45And that's dry.
11:47Ha ha ha ha.
11:48Ha ha ha ha ha.
11:54French is a language of love, and here's an unseen clip that proves just that.
11:59Ooh la la, monsieur T.
12:01I was learning French before I come in, you know.
12:04Were you? Is there any reason?
12:06Because it's sexy.
12:09Yeah.
12:11This is a good thing that you have, because we need to go to Disneyland Paris.
12:17True.
12:17True. Go on, teach me some.
12:19Let's say, I would like to, I want to know where Aladdin is, please.
12:24Yeah.
12:24Je voudrais savoir.
12:26Je voudrais savoir.
12:28Again.
12:29It's like a silky word.
12:31Like savoir.
12:32Yeah, and then roll the R.
12:34Savoir.
12:36Go on.
12:37Savoir.
12:38Yeah, that would do.
12:40Okay.
12:40All together.
12:42Vous.
12:42No.
12:43Oh.
12:44Je voudrais.
12:46There we go.
12:48Savoir.
12:49There we go.
12:50O.
12:51Yeah.
12:52Aladdin.
12:52Aladdin.
12:57To be honest, I don't know how they say Aladdin.
13:00I'm just guessing.
13:01Where is Aladdin?
13:02Where is Aladdin?
13:04Eh.
13:04Eh.
13:05Is.
13:05Is.
13:06Eh.
13:07Eh.
13:08Okay, so.
13:09And then we say please and thank you, so s'il vous plaît.
13:13S'il vous plaît.
13:14S'il vous plaît.
13:15S'il vous plaît.
13:17And then it would either be monsieur if it's a man or madame if it's a woman.
13:21Okay, let's go from the beginning.
13:23Go on.
13:23I would like.
13:25You need to remember this.
13:26Je voudrais.
13:28Vous.
13:29Oh yeah.
13:30Je voudrais.
13:31Je voudrais.
13:33Savoir.
13:33Je voudrais.
13:34Savoir.
13:35Où.
13:37Aladdin.
13:38Aladdin.
13:39Aladdin.
13:41Aladdin.
13:41Yeah.
13:42Eh.
13:43Eh.
13:44S'il vous plaît.
13:45Yeah.
13:46And is it a man or a woman?
13:48Madame.
13:49Madame.
13:50All together.
13:52Vous.
13:53No.
13:54Oh.
13:55Je voudrais.
13:57There we go.
13:59Savoir.
14:00There we go.
14:01Où.
14:02Yeah.
14:02Aladdin.
14:03Yeah.
14:05Eh.
14:06Eh.
14:07Eh.
14:09Time for a break.
14:11So pop for a wee-wee and we'll see you in a more.
14:15Bonjour.
14:29Welcome back.
14:30To Love Island Unseen bit.
14:32Or as Luke T would call it.
14:35Il est d'amore invisible.
14:38Muscle.
14:38You didn't know I had that in my locker, did you?
14:42But I'm not the only one with worldy knowledge.
14:46Whereabouts in Ireland are you from?
14:48Ireland?
14:49You're not Irish, right?
14:49I'm Scottish, mate.
14:52Okay, now.
14:52Oh, well, they're good at astrology.
14:55I know that Taurus and Pisces are meant to be compatible.
14:59Compatible.
15:00Compatible.
15:01Right, well, I don't fucking know.
15:02I give up.
15:03Stick to what you know, guys, and apparently, that's cloud watching.
15:06Looks like a little dog, to be honest.
15:08Oh, you can barely see it now.
15:10Oh, my God, it's got bigger now.
15:11How weird is that?
15:13Oh, now it looks like a...
15:14Whale!
15:15Yes.
15:16Seahorse, seahorse.
15:17Seahorse.
15:17And now it looks like...
15:19A crab.
15:20Like a willie.
15:21Jellyfish.
15:23It's a fucking willie with a bellend.
15:25No.
15:26With a report, Cloudy with a chance of genitalia.
15:34There's the islanders in the kitchen getting into a heated bread debate.
15:38Although, technically, that would be toast, wouldn't it?
15:41Oh, there's white bread there.
15:43Do you want some white bread as well?
15:45I might put in two pieces.
15:47Do you have three?
15:48I'll have an end piece if you want.
15:50Do you want the end piece, do you?
15:52Mmm.
15:53Need to melt that a bit, cos it's just...
15:54Who else likes an end piece?
15:56A heel?
15:57I don't mind a topper.
15:58Do you call it a heel?
15:59That...
15:59Let's call it an end piece, but I'm going to start calling it a heel.
16:02A topper.
16:03A topper?
16:04It's called a topper.
16:05What is it called?
16:06A topper.
16:07We call it the heel of the bread.
16:08Heel of the bread.
16:09No, I have never heard that before in my life.
16:11You've never heard that?
16:11No.
16:12Oh, my God.
16:12I like both of them.
16:13It is definitely a topper.
16:14Paige, what do you call the end air bread?
16:18The oat shader.
16:19Oh, my God.
16:20Oh, awful.
16:20The oat shader.
16:22No.
16:23What do you call it?
16:24The heel.
16:25Oh, shut up, man.
16:25It's just the end of the bloody bread.
16:27That's all it is.
16:28That's too long.
16:28What is it wrong?
16:28Can I have another topper?
16:29It's definitely a topper.
16:31Definitely the end of the bread.
16:32End of the bread.
16:33Way too long, man.
16:34I know.
16:34Oh, you're all wrong.
16:36It's a crust.
16:44It's week six, and it's important, much like my mum used to tell me.
16:49Ian, make your own fun.
16:51I'm not here to amuse you.
16:53So, much like these lot, I resorted to wearing wigs.
16:57Hang on a minute.
16:59What?
16:59Whose wig is this?
17:01Mine, of course.
17:03You're putting it all wrong.
17:04Where is my blonde?
17:05I think it's up there.
17:06It's Amanda.
17:08Your time, James.
17:09Oh, my God.
17:11Wait, wait, wait.
17:11Oh, my God.
17:13Do it.
17:14It's Rick James.
17:15Rick James.
17:16Yeah.
17:17Whoa.
17:20Scream if you want to go faster.
17:24Oh, my God.
17:25That is mad.
17:26That is mad.
17:27I'm in tears.
17:29Oh, that's sick.
17:30Do you reckon it'll fit my head?
17:31Yeah.
17:32Hopefully.
17:33Wait, okay, wait.
17:34Let me put that there.
17:35Go on.
17:36Go back.
17:37All right, go and find a woman.
17:38And I'll fling it back.
17:39Jesus!
17:43Oh, my God.
17:44Oh, my God.
17:48He looks like Ozzy Osbourne.
17:50He does look like Ozzy.
17:51He looked like Ozzy.
17:53Yeah.
17:55Oh, my God.
17:57Let me hear you say.
17:59Sharon.
18:00Hold that.
18:01Hold that bit on your head, yeah.
18:03And let me put it back.
18:05Oh, what?
18:05Do you look like Oli?
18:09Oli's back.
18:15Smile.
18:16Jeff.
18:18Are you waiting for Matt Hardy or Jeff Hardy?
18:20Oh, my God.
18:21One of the wrestlers.
18:25It doesn't help that you look pretty as well.
18:28Little mix have let themselves go.
18:36Ever the observant voiceover artist that I am, this week, I've noticed Finn paying particular
18:41attention to the process of how a girl gets ready.
18:44But why?
18:46So, talk me through what you're doing, then, applying the foundation.
18:49Applying the foundation.
18:50It's like building a house, isn't it?
18:51Mm-hmm.
18:51It really is, isn't it?
18:54See, everyone's different, though.
18:55I start with my eyebrows first.
18:56See, I was getting my cake and foundation after, though.
19:00Why'd you ask, Finn?
19:05Okay, I like this.
19:06Where's that?
19:07I mean, I don't know quite how it goes.
19:11That's how it would look on.
19:13Okay, Finn.
19:15Where's that?
19:17I don't really...
19:18I don't know how I feel like that.
19:21That's how it'd look?
19:23Amazing, darling.
19:26Erm...
19:28What are you up to, Finlay?
19:40Oh, nice legs.
19:43I hope he wears that for the final.
19:47I can see it now.
19:48Got Finn.
19:49The man with a feminine touch.
19:52I'd love some tips, Finn.
19:54Would you?
19:55Yeah, hit me.
19:56Okay.
19:57Erm, so, you've got a little cheetah print going on.
20:00Yeah.
20:00Erm, I like the black shoes.
20:03Thanks.
20:03And I like the hair.
20:05I think it's spot on.
20:07Anyone else?
20:08I'm here or not.
20:18Early in the week, the islanders were thrust into parenthood as they had to prove they could
20:22hack it as mums and dads.
20:25As usual, the first thought for a lot of them was making sure their baby was looking and smelling
20:31again.
20:32What are you doing?
20:34What are you doing?
20:34He smells like Gucci by now.
20:36He's a Gucci baby.
20:38You don't spray blue and fragrance in a baby's face.
20:40He went on his neck.
20:42No, it didn't.
20:42No, it didn't.
20:42It went all over his face.
20:44Ooh.
20:45I mean, spray it in a baby's face.
20:47It went all in his eye.
20:51No.
20:51Item.
21:07Municipality.
21:12My baby is going to suck your baby up.
21:22It wasn't long before the Islanders got the hang of it though
21:24and they were keen to regale the kids with tales from before their time
21:29Right, okay, so do you want to see pictures from Sean Paul at night?
21:32Oh, you weren't here, where are you?
21:34Right, so this is me and Molly
21:37This is what we wore
21:39Do you like the outfits? I think they're really good outfits
21:43What would you rate them out of ten?
21:46Yeah, probably a good seven and a half, I agree
21:50What about this one?
21:53This is just a selfie
21:56No? Oh, okay, I'll delete that one
21:59Oh, do you like the selfies? Do you reckon this is Insta-worthy or not?
22:04Yeah? Yeah?
22:06Yeah, it's good, isn't it? Yeah, I might post that
22:10Oh, yeah
22:12That's a good one, I'm going to favourite that one
22:14Just because you said that
22:16Meanwhile, Finn had already mastered the art of story time
22:20There was one story I'll tell you about your nan and gramp, right?
22:24So, I was playing badminton outside the front of my house
22:27With my dad, your gramp
22:30And I cracked my knee open, right?
22:33Anyway, mum come home
22:34She was out getting the Chinese
22:36That's your nan, that is
22:38So, she sees it
22:39And then she goes, oh, bloody hell, that's really bad
22:41Like, my knee was bleeding, Darcy
22:43It was really bad
22:44And then they said, oh, we're going to have to take you to an A&E
22:47I said, yeah, done right you are
22:49My leg was almost hanging off
22:52Then my mum said, we'll just eat this Chinese
22:54And then we'll go
22:55So, I was laid there, Darcy
22:57With my leg up in the air
22:58Blood pouring out of it
22:59Whilst my mum and dad
23:01Your nan and gramp
23:02Were eating their chow mein
23:04I wouldn't do that to you, Darcy
23:05I wouldn't
23:06I'd take you straight there
23:08I'd probably eat the Chinese on the way there
23:11How old are you, by the way?
23:14Like, two?
23:16Be fair, Finn
23:17Chinese is never as nice if you have to reheat it
23:21Out in the garden, Luke M was willing to go to any length
23:25To make sure his son had everything he wanted
23:28We need them camo shoes
23:30Okay, I'll do it, can they?
23:32Go, go, go, go
23:33You got the shit
23:39Hey, girl
23:40Hey, girl
23:41I can visit you whilst my baby's being looked after by his daddy
23:44I'm absolutely loving this mum life
23:45Do you like it?
23:46Like, honestly, this is a bit of me
23:49I absolutely love it
23:50Oh, it's so cute
23:51You alright?
23:53How are you?
23:54I'm good
23:55You got the sun cream
23:59No, don't put it on the baby
24:00I'm not putting it on me
24:03Have you not put any on?
24:05Can you put the spray one on me?
24:07Yeah
24:08Thanks
24:10Well, I don't think I see it
24:14Enjoy
24:14Thank you
24:15Thank you, babe
24:16No worries
24:19Do you like quite a bit of them?
24:21Where did you put them?
24:22Where?
24:23Oh, sick
24:24As if I didn't even see you take them
24:25I know, that's how I am
24:30He looks sick
24:32He looks sick
24:33He looks sick
24:35Our baby is unreal
24:36You cheeky wee monkeys
24:45Everyone has their own style of parenting
24:47And looks squared were no exception
24:50Come here
24:51Come here
24:55It's alright
25:03Hey, do you want to get the frig out of my baby's prom?
25:06Hell no
25:07Push me about
25:14Even though you're an absolute rascal
25:17Yeah?
25:18You want to be his godparent?
25:19Oh, man, no
25:21Come on
25:22I'll let you be his godparent
25:24Oh, sick
25:25Ah, you fucker
25:29Stop
25:33Demi, I think Luke might need changing
25:35I'm gone
25:37See you in a more
25:48You make me so happy
25:52Welcome back to Unseen Bits
25:55You decided against string quartets and going on safari
25:58And chose to watch us instead
26:00I know it's only been six weeks
26:03But we love you too
26:04Yeah
26:06It's the penultimate part
26:08But don't worry
26:09There's still loads of unseen stuff
26:10You never knew you needed
26:12Do you put the toilet seat up?
26:14I sit down
26:15Sometimes I sit down, bro
26:16I always sit down for a week
26:18And sometimes it just turns into a ship
26:19Yeah
26:20Right, that's enough nonsense for now
26:22There's still way too many Islanders for this part of the show
26:25It's about time we sent some home
26:29After the Islanders had voted who they thought were the least compatible couple
26:33It left five pairs vulnerable of being dumped from the island
26:39The public votes saved Luke, Em, and Demi
26:42And Jess and Ched
26:44Leaving three couples at risk
26:47Your votes meant that Jamie and Natalia were the next couple to leave the villa
26:51And everyone was so stunned
26:53They forgot to follow them to the front door to say goodbye
26:57Then it was the Islanders' turn to decide who was next
27:05As they had to save one of Mike and Priscilla
27:08Or Callum and Molly
27:12Mike and Priscilla
27:14Callum and Molly
27:15Mike and Priscilla
27:16Mike and Priscilla
27:18Mike and Priscilla were saved
27:20And the Lancashire lovebirds Callum and Molly were dumped from the villa
27:30Callum was never very good with his words but he has an unseen attempt at an emotional farewell
27:36It's been the best five weeks and I don't know what else to say
27:40Go on
27:41Me?
27:42Come on, Molly, give me a little say
27:43Oh, don't make me do a speech
27:44I'm sure I'm not doing a speech
27:45Right, fuck off
27:47Top speech, yeah, kid
27:48See you down Trafford centre in the sunshine
27:58Anyone want to close the door?
28:00No?
28:01Fair enough
28:10If you ever wonder what people from Milton Keynes sound like
28:13Then it's absolutely nothing like this
28:16Alright, Geese
28:17Alright, Geese
28:18Get a point
28:20Some of the girl, please
28:22Some of the girls, please
28:25Please
28:25Pleaseuce
28:27Fine
28:28to say Miguel, please Fine
28:30to say Miguel, please I
28:31love points I'm Miguel whatever she'd have it I'll
28:33have points on your ground and whatever she's having I love
28:36a point on it. profile of girl what she's having I have
28:40finds and ago on what about she's having I'm
28:43good. I'm
28:43gonna stick up like a song Assorted
28:48peanuts
28:48That's my old ass.
28:50Aw, you weird dog.
28:52Part of San Miguel, bag of salty peanuts. Gays.
29:00Aw, you're funny. You're funny.
29:02You're funny.
29:03Alright, Finn, I'd like to see you go to Glasgow
29:06and order a bottle of Bucky and a Pizza Crunch.
29:15You've got to love Mike and Priscilla.
29:17Their fellow islanders may give them stick for being cringy or vain.
29:21And what do they do?
29:23Have a photo shoot?
29:24Good on them.
29:26Shall I place the camera?
29:27Ooh!
29:33You can face me now.
29:40Next position.
29:43Ooh!
29:44Are you doing a video?
29:45Damn, yeah.
29:46Oh, no!
29:48She got me!
29:49Ah!
29:50She got me!
29:51Oh, no!
29:52She got...
29:52Alright, cool.
29:53So safe holding.
29:54Bye, boys.
29:55I love you.
29:57He's so sick.
29:59Alright, take a picture of me now.
30:01Okay, mommy.
30:02I have to put my glasses on.
30:03Oh, my glasses are too big, though, for the picture.
30:05You ready?
30:06Three.
30:13Hold that.
30:14Hold it.
30:17One more.
30:18Ooh, yes.
30:21Welcome to MB Studios.
30:25Mikey B Studios.
30:26Are you ready?
30:27Yes.
30:27Wow.
30:28Wait until they find out they've got to give the phones back.
30:36Oh, my word, it's nearly part four.
30:39I've got another nipple growing of them.
30:41And no one's said anything that ridiculous yet.
30:44This fucking Hesper smells like fucking old people.
30:47It must be time for...
30:49Did you seriously just say that?
30:53You lot should have put the oven on.
30:55You should have preheated the oven.
30:58But the oven's not hot now.
31:00So...
31:01What if I slap it on now?
31:02It'll start melting, innit?
31:03Could do.
31:09It's got to be...
31:10Which one is it, then? That one?
31:12Yeah.
31:14Fan-assisted.
31:16I did turn down the volume.
31:18Did you seriously just say that?
31:27They say men are from Mars and women are from Venus.
31:30Well, one thing's for sure.
31:31Girls are still pretty alien to our boys.
31:34Guys, have you learnt anything new about women
31:36after living with them for so long?
31:38Yeah, don't get a pull,
31:39cos they won't never go in it.
31:43That's very true.
31:45I've learnt that they take tomato ketchup into the showers.
31:49Yeah!
31:50That's a new one.
31:51I learnt that as well.
31:53They take tomato ketchup into the shower?
31:54Yeah, because it stops their hair going different colours.
31:57Shut up.
31:58Yeah.
31:58That's not true.
31:59No, it is.
32:01I've learnt that women take ages to get ready.
32:06Literally ages.
32:07Four hours.
32:08Crazy.
32:09I've learnt that some women do their make-up to come and sit by the pool.
32:14I don't get that.
32:16To sweat it all off.
32:17To sweat it all off.
32:18Bear in mind they're not going in the pool, so it won't get ruined,
32:21but I've learnt it's easier just to nod and say yes.
32:26Yes!
32:27Absolutely.
32:27I agree with that.
32:28Just agree with everything.
32:32Even when they're wrong.
32:34Even when they're wrong, they're right.
32:35Even when they're wrong, they're right.
32:36Especially when they're wrong.
32:37Happy wife, happy life.
32:39That is.
32:41Did you know what you didn't learn, Finn?
32:43That at some point Paige will see this.
32:54Everyone's coupled up in the villa.
32:56Oh, my days, we're not sitting here, we're not sitting here.
33:01Love is in the air.
33:02Yeah, and it still looks...
33:04Ah!
33:04Has it gone?
33:05Oh, my God, has it gone?
33:07Jesus.
33:08That was big, that.
33:09What is there possibly to be scared of?
33:12Fast people!
33:16And this week's...
33:18Islanders get scared by something!
33:22Yay, yay, yay!
33:24We're back!
33:27It's...
33:29It's following you!
33:31Oh, it's coming to me now.
33:33Is it gone?
33:34It's following you.
33:35Oh, it's following you.
33:36It's following you!
33:39More exclusive bits after the break.
33:42It's time for one of you lot at home to win a smashing £30,000
33:46and a seven-night holiday to the fabulous South Africa.
33:50Don't say we don't spoil you.
33:51Courtesy of Just Eat, we're flying you and four mates out to Cape Town
33:55for a taste of the five-star Love Island lifestyle.
33:58Loaded with £30,000 tax-free cash.
34:02Care check.
34:02For a chance to win all of this, just text LOVE to 65554.
34:08Text costs £2 plus one standard network rate message.
34:11Go to the website, entries cost £2.
34:14Or post your name and number to LV20 PO Box 7558 Starby DE1 0NQ.
34:21Entrance must be 18 or over.
34:23Paid entries close at 4pm on Monday the 24th of February.
34:25Good luck.
34:43Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits and the final Unseen Bits of the series.
34:47And I want to make it a good one.
34:50My secret trick is my self-confidence tape.
34:55I like to play it to myself during the dumpings
34:57to really get me in the mood for the voiceover.
35:01Ian, you are amazing.
35:04I am amazing.
35:06Ian, you are the best VO artist in the land.
35:10I am the best VO artist in the land.
35:13You are big, strong and confident.
35:18I am big, strong and confident.
35:21Try to run a fucking TV show, little guys.
35:24Shit, have I been playing that into the villa?
35:28Sorry, Paige, as you were.
35:31Right, I need to finish this tape.
35:32You lot watch this unseen bit of philosophy chat.
35:36No, seriously.
35:37What do you reckon came first, the chicken or the egg?
35:42It's got to be...
35:45It's got to be the egg.
35:46No, it's got to be the chicken, sorry.
35:47Surely God would make an egg first.
35:50Why would he make an egg first, when he would just cut straight to the point?
35:53So he would just snap a whole chicken out?
35:55Yeah, he would.
35:56What do you think?
35:57Egg came from a fish.
36:02Fucking fish.
36:03We came from sea animals.
36:06Fossils.
36:07Did we, though?
36:08How do you know that?
36:09Monkeys.
36:09Fossils.
36:10How do you know that, mate?
36:11Fossils.
36:12No, there's no fossils saying we come from...
36:14It was evolution.
36:15We came from monkeys, yeah, didn't we?
36:17Yeah, but where did the monkeys come from?
36:18They come from God.
36:20No.
36:20They come from somewhere.
36:22Brother, Charles Darwin says otherwise.
36:24Who?
36:25Isaac Newton says otherwise.
36:27He's on about apples and gravity, him.
36:31He don't have a scooby about animals.
36:34Who's...
36:35Who's...
36:36Charles.
36:36Charles Dickens.
36:37Darwin.
36:38Darwin.
36:39Dickens, Darwin, who cares?
36:41Neither of them will help you explain how a fish gave birth to a chicken.
36:51Earlier in the week, you saw the Islanders take part in the legendary annual talent competition.
36:55Yay!
36:57God!
36:58Yay!
36:58Go!
36:59Love Island 2020, I love you!
37:01Where we saw all of this.
37:04This.
37:05Yay!
37:06And a little bit of this.
37:08Yay!
37:09But what you didn't see was all the hard work, grit, determination and dedication behind the
37:13scenes, partly because there wasn't that much, to be honest.
37:17What the hell are we going to do in the talent show?
37:19So we could just do, like, just basic exercise, but a couple...
37:23Is that talent?
37:25Well, not everyone can do it, can they?
37:27What are we going to do?
37:29Sing?
37:29Nah.
37:30Oh, no.
37:30Your voice is atrocious, isn't it?
37:32Oh, it's not that bad, is it?
37:33Nah, it's not bad.
37:35We've got to dance.
37:37Never done a dance routine in my entire life.
37:39It's great.
37:39We're going to do it together.
37:40Yeah?
37:40Come up with a few moves.
37:41Yeah?
37:42Because I'm sorry, but I ain't going out there half-hearted.
37:44Oh, no.
37:45It's got to be on point.
37:46I'm not doing it.
37:47What's your, like, your talents are...
37:50Metallics?
37:51Well, I don't really have many, actually.
37:54Oh, fuck off.
37:55I'm nervous, mate.
37:57Okay.
38:09Sorry, it's about to get real loud.
38:22We're not doing it.
38:23We're not doing it.
38:26We're not doing it.
38:27Oh, that's so much.
38:28That's the technique.
38:29There we go.
38:31Ah!
38:32I'm shaking like Chetan doggers.
38:36That means I'm nervous.
38:41Er...
38:45Okay.
38:47This is going to end tragic.
38:49Come on.
38:50Ah!
38:50Oh, my God.
38:52Ah!
38:52Ah!
38:54Am I light or heavy?
38:56No, you're light.
38:56This is actually really comfy.
38:59Wow!
39:00Yeah.
39:01Okay.
39:01Ah!
39:06No, I can't do it.
39:07Woo!
39:09Oh, Paige!
39:15There you go.
39:17See, he did it.
39:18Look.
39:21No pressure.
39:27Okay.
39:27Don't call us.
39:29We'll call you.
39:42For the past few weeks, you've been voting in your millions.
39:45However, this week, I wanted to know what the Islanders' best moment in the Love Island Villa has been.
39:51And this week's...
39:54Bitch are bonanza!
39:57Best moment.
39:59Okay.
40:00I've had so many amazing moments in this villa, I can't even tell you.
40:05It's probably like the funniest moment of my life and it's so immature but it was just so funny.
40:10So, I was on the bean bags and Rebecca lets out the most massive fart.
40:17You could not play off as the bean bag.
40:19Yo!
40:21Rebecca, was that you?
40:22It was so funny.
40:23Hey!
40:24Get out of there!
40:26The funniest moment.
40:29Mike fell forward in that gunk, in that challenge.
40:32Mike, now!
40:35It's just, how did that happen?
40:39Funniest moment for me was watching Callum walk straight into a glass window.
40:44Who's watching that?
40:48I don't think anything could really top that.
40:51Natalya's pram falling in the pool.
40:55The pram!
40:56The pram!
40:56The pram!
40:57Oh, my God!
41:03Probably watching original Connor do the striptease.
41:13That was ridiculously funny.
41:22My sweetest moment was when Finn asked me to be his girlfriend.
41:26Will you be my girlfriend?
41:30Wait, say that one more time.
41:34Will you be my girlfriend?
41:35It was lovely. It was very nice.
41:38Because we are stars, we are lights.
41:43One of the best, walking back from Casa Ramor and seeing Paige single.
41:47We are planets in the sky.
41:50With him to be.
41:51Fuck for that.
41:53I've never been so nervous in here.
41:55How are you feeling?
41:56Surprised.
41:59Go, go, go, go get each other.
42:01Go get your girl.
42:04When my, my, he asked me to be his girlfriend.
42:08I want to ask you something.
42:10Go on.
42:13It was magical.
42:14It was, I don't think I've had anything sweeter.
42:18It would be an honor if I could call you my girlfriend.
42:25Unreal.
42:27That's definitely my best moment.
42:32The sweetest moment is just, it's waking up next to Jess every day.
42:37Every day we're just getting better and better.
42:40My best moment has got to be when Luke T asked me to be his girlfriend.
42:46To find your prince you must quest to the peak.
42:49It was how he done it, you know, the whole fairytale plan.
42:53Answer this correctly to get past the giant in the way.
42:58Yeah, it was a moment that I'll never ever forget.
43:00I don't want to ask you if you want to be my girlfriend.
43:04Oh, 100%.
43:08My best moment personally was walking in with Luke M.
43:14We were so excited, we were dancing, trying to make ourselves calm down.
43:19I think actually in terms of like, sweetest moment, was when Shanice and Luke T set up our first little
43:23picnic date on the daybed.
43:26What?
43:27What the fuck?
43:28We hope you enjoy your evening.
43:30And fun.
43:31And then we shared our first kiss at the end.
43:34To put a little love on me.
43:37I think that was my sweetest moment with Luke M.
43:41Without a doubt, going in with Luke T.
43:45I don't think my Love Island journey would be the same without him, and I wouldn't want it to be
43:50any other way.
43:52Exactly.
43:53That was this week's Beach Up in Nanza.
44:04And that, ladies and gentlemen, is that.
44:07Six amazing weeks ago, the classic Cape Town 2020 enrolled on a crash undergraduate course of love.
44:18You are mustard, and I'm having your own time.
44:21They've been schooled.
44:23And done.
44:26They've excelled in biology.
44:29They've even fallen asleep at their desks.
44:33But after all their coursework, it's time for their last exam.
44:37The Love Island final.
44:42And you at home decides who graduates with a first.
44:48Tune in tomorrow night for the Love Island final.
45:09Which is behind
45:15We'll see.
45:26See you next time.
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