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00:22:55You fuck.
00:22:59They'll kill you for this.
00:23:03Not if I bring back the target.
00:23:26What? Damn you!
00:23:31Hi. Hello. Excuse me.
00:23:35Excuse me. Hi.
00:23:38May I approach?
00:23:39I ain't got weapons.
00:23:41Oh.
00:23:42For money?
00:23:43It's okay. I just want to ask you for directions.
00:23:48Okay.
00:24:04Sorry.
00:24:09I'm a little lost.
00:24:12Hi.
00:24:14Was that you're working on?
00:24:17It's meant to be a water filter.
00:24:19No matter how much sand I put in it, I just get more sand.
00:24:23Well, have you tried water?
00:24:26For the water filter?
00:24:34You got water?
00:24:36Oh, uh, would you like a sip?
00:24:39Here.
00:24:48Uh, sorry.
00:24:50Uh, sir, I actually, I might...
00:24:52I need that.
00:24:54Yeah, me too.
00:24:58Somebody hands you a bottle of clean water, you drink it.
00:25:02Even if you're not thirsty, you drink it.
00:25:04Once you can, anyway.
00:25:07Great.
00:25:08Uh, you haven't happened to have seen a girl pass by with a prisoner?
00:25:12Do you?
00:25:13Nope.
00:25:16You head to Philly?
00:25:19What's Philly?
00:25:20Town.
00:25:23It's over that hill.
00:25:26I've never been myself.
00:25:27You've never been over that hill?
00:25:30Nah.
00:25:31It's too dangerous.
00:25:33People get killed in Philly all the time.
00:25:36That's where my daddy got killed, anyway.
00:25:40A couple of brothers, too.
00:25:42Had an aunt, as well.
00:25:44She got killed there once.
00:25:48Sorry to hear that.
00:25:49Oh, thank you.
00:25:52Sounds dangerous.
00:25:52Or you can just stay here.
00:25:56Live with me.
00:25:58Use the family and help them all the work.
00:26:03Uh, I'm okay.
00:26:04But, uh, thank you so much for the advice.
00:26:09I'm real sick.
00:26:11Make them die, and you wouldn't have to put up with me for too long.
00:26:16This could all be yours.
00:26:19I'm okay.
00:26:23You're a good person for not shooting me with that gun.
00:26:26Oh, it was really no problem.
00:26:29Bye.
00:26:31Bye.
00:26:35Bye.
00:26:36Bye.
00:26:45Bye.
00:26:54Bye.
00:26:54Bye.
00:26:55Bye.
00:27:15Girls, girls, watch out, watch out, there's a two-legged animal running about.
00:27:29If it smokes a great big cigar, and it hangs around at a bar, if it tells the biggest lies
00:27:37with the loudest sound, it's a man, if it walks, if it talks, if it has a tire a little
00:27:47bit peculiar, if it brags and tries to make you think it's wonderful, be on the lookout, don't let it
00:27:54fool ya.
00:27:55What if it makes the moon no more high, more than just a light in the sky, if it kisses
00:28:03you and you find you like it too, grab it, it's a man.
00:28:36No, stop hitting me!
00:28:38I'm gonna fucking kill you, son of a bitch, you fucking hear me?
00:28:42Unhand me, you bastard!
00:28:44No!
00:28:45No!
00:28:46Fucking mother!
00:28:46No!
00:28:47I'm gonna bottle your fucking ass!
00:28:49Unhand him!
00:28:49That's gonna be it!
00:28:50This is the end of your fucking days!
00:28:52I said unhand him!
00:28:56Oh!
00:28:59Oh!
00:29:02Oh!
00:29:02Oh!
00:29:03Oh!
00:29:03Oh!
00:29:04Oh!
00:29:04Oh!
00:29:04Oh!
00:29:06How the tables turn!
00:29:20Oh!
00:29:30Oh!
00:29:31be committed. I'm sorry, okay? Don't, don't murder me. It's just, the guy was fucking my chickens.
00:30:01Okay. On your way, citizen.
00:30:06Grab it! Hold it! For it's a man!
00:30:59Hello there.
00:31:01It's my name.
00:31:22It's my wasteland.
00:31:35It's a man.
00:31:38It's a man.
00:31:39It's a man.
00:31:44Oh, uh, I'm okay. Thank you. Um, have you seen this man?
00:31:52Dogmate!
00:31:54Oh, uh, I'm okay. Thank you.
00:31:57You got shit? I can drive with it.
00:32:00Look at him.
00:32:01I can drive with it.
00:32:56I can drive with it.
00:32:57I can drive with it.
00:33:09Oh, sorry.
00:33:55Oh, hi there.
00:34:00I noticed that you have an assortment of Vault-Tec equipment.
00:34:05Mm-hmm.
00:34:08And, uh, well, because these items technically belong to Vault-Tec,
00:34:13it would be safe to assume that you do business with criminals.
00:34:19Not judging you.
00:34:21Don't imagine there's that many other options up here.
00:34:23But I'm actually looking for one criminal in particular.
00:34:28Holy shit.
00:34:31You're an actual Vault-Dweller.
00:34:34I am.
00:34:39I thought all you sardines fucking dipshits were dead.
00:34:43Barb, get in here.
00:34:44You've got to see this.
00:34:45Uh, ma'am, the radar I'm looking for is about five foot nine.
00:34:49Barb!
00:34:50A woman in her fifties, I think.
00:34:52Barb!
00:34:52Close by the name of Moldaver.
00:34:54Barb, get in here.
00:35:00Get back to your fucking room, Barb.
00:35:03Yeah.
00:35:06I take it you know who she is?
00:35:09Everyone knows who Moldaver is.
00:35:13Get out of here, Vault-Dweller.
00:35:17Ma'am, this Moldaver broke into my vault,
00:35:20took my dad, and killed him.
00:35:22And I'm telling you, you're gonna go through a whole lot worse
00:35:26if you stay around here.
00:35:28Trust me.
00:35:29I can tell by looking at you.
00:35:31Clean hair, nice teeth.
00:35:37All ten fingers.
00:35:41Must be nice.
00:35:42Well, I know that it can't have been easy for you up here
00:35:46what with all the murder and the dirt.
00:35:50But the mission of the vaults should be important to everyone.
00:35:55And why is that?
00:36:00Well, uh...
00:36:02Well, you see, the idea is, um,
00:36:06that we're going to save America.
00:36:12Ha!
00:36:14And when exactly were you planning on saving America?
00:36:20The vaults were nothing more
00:36:22than a holding ground for rich folks to hide in
00:36:26while the rest of the world burned.
00:36:35We vault dwellers
00:36:37recognize, uh,
00:36:39and are grateful for
00:36:40the privileged position we were born in, and...
00:36:42You know what folks up here
00:36:45say about the vaults?
00:36:48What?
00:36:50Fuck the vaults.
00:37:05Okay, well, uh...
00:37:09Thank you for your help, ma'am.
00:37:16Um...
00:37:17I know, bud.
00:37:23I know what you do.
00:37:27Will you do?
00:37:27Come on.
00:37:28Come on.AH!
00:37:32Well-
00:37:33You know,
00:37:33you know. What fuck?
00:37:35like, you know
00:37:40what it
00:37:44Okay, you can come.
00:37:45Come on.
00:37:47Come on.
00:37:55You again, miss.
00:38:00Really think you should go home.
00:38:02You are not safe here.
00:38:06That's what people keep telling me.
00:38:08No one understands my situation.
00:38:12You come from Vault 33.
00:38:15Your primary crop is corn.
00:38:18You have a telesonic projector in your farm.
00:38:21It lives images of the Nebraskan countryside.
00:38:24You've been brought up in a meritocracy
00:38:27where people pride themselves on doing the right thing.
00:38:31I think I know enough to know you need to go home.
00:38:39Who are you?
00:38:41And how do you know so much?
00:38:42Hey!
00:38:45You Wilson?
00:38:47Let's get you inside.
00:38:49I told you to get the fuck out of here.
00:38:52Wilson!
00:38:53Musk!
00:38:54Thank you!
00:38:56perlu Afever!
00:39:11Zach!
00:39:13Hey!
00:39:14Hey!
00:39:15Hey!
00:39:16Hey!
00:39:17Hey!
00:39:18Hey!
00:39:18Hey!
00:39:19Hey!
00:39:20Hey!
00:39:21Hey!
00:39:21Hey!
00:39:23Now, you wouldn't happen to be a doctor, would you?
00:39:27Because I happen to be looking for one.
00:39:29You know your kind ain't welcome here.
00:39:32Well, maybe not.
00:39:35But I'm gonna make myself welcome.
00:39:39Last night, a bounty came in through all six agencies.
00:39:45A hefty price on the head of a man that fits the description of that fellow right there.
00:40:00Now, I may not know much, but I do know a bit more when I see one.
00:40:05Maybe.
00:40:07But I've been paid a whole lot of caps to provide this man safe transport out of Philly.
00:40:18Change plans, I guess.
00:40:24I got a thousand bottle caps for whoever kills that fucker!
00:40:29But you don't get shit if I kill him first!
00:40:44I got a thousand bottle caps for whoever kills that fucker!
00:40:45I got a thousand bottle caps for whoever kills that fucker!
00:40:48I got a thousand bottle caps for whoever kills that fucker!
00:40:48I got a thousand bottle caps for whoever kills that fucker!
00:40:48I got a thousand bottle caps for whoever kills that fucker!
00:40:50I got a thousand bottle caps for whoever kills that fucker!
00:40:52I got a thousand bottle caps for whoever kills that fucker!
00:41:25I don't know.
00:41:33Damn, y'all ain't got me working up an appetite.
00:42:10Right off, you want these cherry tomatoes, but you got a hole in your neck.
00:42:30Right off, you got a hole in your neck.
00:42:44Right off, you got a hole in your neck.
00:43:20Right off, you got a hole in your neck.
00:43:23Right off, you got a hole in your neck.
00:44:09Right off, you got a hole in your neck.
00:44:18Right off, you got a hole in your neck.
00:44:54Right off, you got a hole in your neck.
00:45:27Right off, you got a hole in your neck.
00:45:32right off, you got a hole in your neck.
00:45:55Right off, you got a hole in your neck.
00:46:17Hi.
00:46:24Listen, that man is important.
00:46:26I've been sent here to find him.
00:46:28Get him inside and keep him there until I've dealt with the ghoul.
00:46:31Okay.
00:47:30Well, I'd say come up here and get me, but it's hard to walk upstairs when you're wearing
00:47:34a 12-piece cast iron skillet sit.
00:47:41I'm going to need a new foot bar.
00:47:43Time to eat my beans, but okay.
00:47:53I can still make this trip.
00:47:55You'll be lucky if you can make it a fucking breakfast.
00:47:58The foot bar.
00:47:59The foot bar.
00:47:59I'm looking for the foot.
00:48:01You got a whole crate under the box with the defibrillator.
00:48:05And you keep moving things around without telling me.
00:48:08I don't mean to interrupt, but was that a night?
00:48:13Barb!
00:48:16It wasn't under the defibrillators.
00:48:19Just saying.
00:48:20I'm sorry for yelling.
00:48:22I've been shot in a little head.
00:48:26I've been shot in a little head.
00:48:44I've been shot in a little head.
00:48:51I've been shot in a little head.
00:48:53If anyone can haul your limping ass across the wasteland, you may not be as smart as people
00:48:57say you are.
00:48:58Do you have anyone else you can trust in this town?
00:49:03Shit.
00:49:06Hey, daddy's girl.
00:49:09I need you to take this man here to my client.
00:49:14Oh, uh, thank you.
00:49:16Uh, but I'm really only here to find my dad.
00:49:19Uh, besides, no offense, but you're in no condition to travel.
00:49:23My client goes by the name of Lee Moldaver.
00:49:32Now, you ain't getting near Moldaver without something to bargain with.
00:49:37And delivering this guy right here is your best option.
00:49:43Well, what does Moldaver want with you?
00:49:45I mean, she steals dads.
00:49:49Do you want your dad back or not, kid?
00:49:53Huh?
00:49:57Gosh, you're going to get me okay.
00:49:59Uh, now, here.
00:50:00This is where you're going to find Moldaver.
00:50:04She and her kind hole up across the shithole.
00:50:08What's the shithole?
00:50:09Uh, well, just, just get to the coordinates.
00:50:12And the rides move pretty quick in and out through there.
00:50:15So, you're going to need to move fast if you want to keep the scans.
00:50:19All right.
00:50:20I can do this.
00:50:21Yes.
00:50:22You can do this.
00:50:23Sure you can.
00:50:24You are a vault dweller.
00:50:25True to your word, this really, this could maybe work.
00:50:31You really mean that?
00:50:35Don't hit out the back, hurt!
00:50:43Oh, my God, that hurt!
00:50:49Oh, my God.
00:51:02Oh, my God.
00:51:26Well, I guess basic training ain't what it used to be.
00:51:29You drive that thing like a fucking shopping cart.
00:51:38Rule number one.
00:51:40Read the manual.
00:52:20Oh, no.
00:52:21Oh, no.
00:52:31Serums to energize, serums to invigorate, serums to heal your feet, serums for pain, foot healing
00:52:51Serums are going to make you grow an entire new foot, baby
00:53:25rather than even Если this be the worst so you would hype you into the story, you would only take
00:53:26a falei help
00:53:49A man of our eyes is שנ ferrish it
00:54:13I don't want it.
00:54:32I don't want it.
00:55:00I don't want it.
00:55:26I don't want it.
00:55:56I don't want it.
00:56:06It says here we have about 20 miles left to go.
00:56:10How's your new goal?
00:56:12Oh, golly.
00:56:14Holy moly.
00:56:24I'm not going to make it.
00:56:31Listen, I don't know who you are or how you know the things that you do, but you are going
00:56:38to get across that wasteland.
00:56:40And we're going to do it together.
00:56:42Okay?
00:56:44That's a promise.
00:56:46No, you see, I've just taken a cyanide pill.
00:56:52What?
00:56:53What?
00:56:53The Vault-Tec Plan D.
00:56:55It was the most humane product that Vault-Tec ever made.
00:56:58It was quick, painless.
00:57:00It tasted like banana.
00:57:01I was surprised it wasn't more popular.
00:57:09People are going to come after you.
00:57:11You'll need to move quickly.
00:57:13You see, you can change the future if you can bring me to Muldaver.
00:57:23But how am I going to bring you if you're...
00:57:26You know, not my whole body.
00:57:28Ow.
00:57:31Just my head.
00:57:34Here.
00:57:34Pardon?
00:57:46I took the pill so that it would be less taxing for you to go through with it.
00:57:51It'll be easier if you carry my head instead of dragging my whole body.
00:57:58You...
00:57:59You're asking me to...
00:58:02Please.
00:58:05I'm begging you, and this is the only way to get your dad back.
00:58:10I knew I could trust you.
00:58:12You are a Vault-Dweller.
00:58:15But if you're going to survive for people, you need to start acting like a surface dweller.
00:58:23Okay.
00:58:24Yes, McLean.
00:58:27How do you know my name?
00:58:32Sir.
00:58:34Sir.
00:58:38Sir.
00:58:50Sir.
00:58:53Sir.
00:58:55Sir.
00:58:56Sir.
00:59:38Okie dokie.
01:00:18Okie dokie.
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