00:15Oh
00:16Ain't much stays clean up here, Volpe
00:20You'll see
00:22I don't think it's our job to help these people
00:24They're murderers
00:25So what do you propose we do?
00:27We can do what they would have done us
00:30Wow
00:31He killed my husband
00:33If your father were here, he'd do the right thing
00:37Are you okay?
00:39The whole opening the vault door for Lucy thing didn't sit too out with the council
00:43So I guess I'm not a gatekeeper anymore
00:46I need the head
00:48It's the only way I can get my father back
00:51You can't treat people like this
00:54Yeah, why is that?
00:57Because of the golden rule
01:00The wasteland's got its own golden rule
01:02Thou shalt get sidetracked by bullshit every goddamn time
01:25Let's go sunnin'
01:27It's so good for you
01:29Let's go sunnin'
01:30Neat the sky of blue
01:32Neat the sky of blue
01:33Greet the sun
01:33Every morn
01:35Feel as free and happy as the day you were born
01:39Let's go native
01:40Sun you gives away
01:42Be creative
01:44Learn to live and play
01:46Pretty flowers need the sun
01:49This applies to everyone
01:52Life's worth livin'
01:56Life's worth livin'
01:56When nature's givin'
01:59Happy rest to everyone
02:02Let's go sunnin'
02:19Make sure within the sun
02:21It's all went far
02:24It still can'tbles
02:26Are you sure?
02:26You and me
02:28Let's go
02:29store
02:29Set a
02:30one
02:30Let's go
02:49Roger, my name is Roger.
02:51My name is Roger.
02:53My name is Roger.
02:56My name is Roger.
03:00Hey, Roger.
03:03Hey.
03:07Fancy seeing you out here.
03:11You out for that bounty too, huh?
03:14Yep.
03:24Oh, shit.
03:28How are you feeling?
03:29No.
03:33You know, it's hard out here.
03:39Some of these can be so unkind.
03:43They say you got a smoothie of your own.
03:52You turn it.
03:56Maybe.
03:58Maybe.
03:59Hey.
04:01You know, you don't have to have any vials, do you?
04:07Just one little puff and I'll be back on my feet.
04:10You don't look for it.
04:13I'm sorry, Roger.
04:14I'm all out.
04:15That's okay.
04:16It's okay.
04:18Though, um, your smooth-faced friend, you, um, might want to clear out before things get ugly.
04:31I did okay.
04:32I did okay.
04:3528 years since I first started showing.
04:43What the hell?
04:48Not as long as you, though.
04:51You've lasted us all.
04:52How long?
04:53Since you first started Wasteland.
04:55I've been a long time.
04:58It's a lot of vials.
05:00Well, I've always been good at making money, Roger.
05:08Say.
05:10Remember how good food used to taste?
05:15Blamco mac and cheese.
05:17Ice cream and apple pie.
05:24You know, my mom used to...
05:43Why'd you do that?
05:46You're sick.
05:56Stop, stop, stop.
05:57Please, I...
05:58No, I know it's hard up here, but you don't...
06:00You don't have...
06:01You don't have to resort to...
06:04What'd you say your name was?
06:07Lucy McLean.
06:12McLean?
06:14Huh.
06:18Well, Lucy McLean, it ain't all canned peaches and marmalade left up here, sweetheart.
06:25Sometimes, a fella's gotta eat a fella.
06:37You know, my vault has endured hardship, too.
06:40In the great plague of 77, everyone had to quarantine.
06:44They couldn't work the farms together.
06:45People starved.
06:47My mother included.
06:49My dad dropped to 128 pounds, and he still refused to do anything like this.
06:55What?
06:56What's so funny?
06:58Well, as what people say they did, and what they really did,
07:04I'll bet your daddy was first in line at the cookout.
07:08I bet he had a bill with a drawing of his neighbor's ass on there.
07:17How do you live like this?
07:20Why keep going?
07:33Well, one good question deserves another.
07:40Why the fuck am I doing all the work?
07:45Now, come on, party.
07:47Ass-dricky don't make itself.
07:49I'll bet you have.
07:51I'll bet you have.
08:18I'll bet you have.
08:20Hello, ladies, how are you?
08:22Just fine, just fine.
08:24Hello, fellas, how are you?
08:26Just fine.
08:28It's real fine.
08:29We're the way we ought to get together, and we're all just fine, just fine.
08:35Are you glad that you are here?
08:37Morning, Woody.
08:37Morning, Reg.
08:39Nice work on your posters.
08:41Well, thanks, Reg.
08:42I've been admiring yours as well.
08:45Any luck?
08:46I asked him all sorts of questions, who he is, who he works for, why his colleagues kidnapped
08:52Overseer McLean, what organizing principle, if any, they operate under.
08:58Nothing, huh?
09:02200 years with no contact.
09:06The terrible things this creature must have been through.
09:11What's he doing?
09:12Oh, no.
09:14Sir?
09:15Sir, please stop.
09:16You will injure yourself.
09:17Fuck you!
09:19We better try and come again.
09:22For his own safety.
09:23We'll try again tomorrow.
09:41There you are.
09:42Thought you might be up here.
09:45Made pie, if you'd like a piece.
09:50I was there the first time that you tried rhubarb pie and ice cream.
09:55You sure did like pie that day.
10:01You came here to talk to me about what I said at the assembly.
10:05And why do you think that is?
10:07It upset people.
10:09You don't like it when people get upset.
10:11What do you do?
10:14What do you do?
10:16You're not the only one that feels the absence of your father.
10:20People here are hurting.
10:23Disoriented.
10:25And with your sister gone, you're the last standing McClain.
10:30Your voice carries more weight than you might realize.
10:35I hid.
10:36I hid.
10:39During the raid, I got in a storage space and I hid.
10:43Does that make you angry?
10:48Why does it matter?
10:54Regular boys can't get angry and they'll just pee on the ball.
11:02And clever boys like you are angry.
11:06You're lucky not to have seen where that can lead.
11:16Just tread lightly.
11:21That's all I ask.
11:52That's all I ask.
11:59Oh, my God.
12:28Oh, my God.
12:30Oh, my God.
12:38How does that golden rule drive what's going to be your head right now?
12:52What are you?
12:55Oh, I'm you, sweetie.
12:57Hey, you just give it a little time.
13:03Oh, my God.
13:11Oh, my God.
13:14Oh, my God.
13:19Oh, my God.
13:23Oh, my God.
13:30Oh, my God.
13:43Oh, my God.
13:55Oh, my God.
13:57Oh, my God.
13:57Oh, my God.
14:05Oh, my God.
14:18Oh, my God.
14:22Oh, my God.
14:24Oh, my God.
14:25Oh, my God.
14:31Now that she doesn't want me
14:36That's what helps me
14:38What to do
14:44What to do
14:46Keep on being lonely
14:50What a lonely
14:58Hey
14:59Hey
15:01I thought I'd just stop by and see how you're doing
15:04Not great
15:05To be honest
15:09First I lost Lucy
15:10And then I lost my job
15:12As the gatekeeper
15:14How are you handling the
15:19Death of the father
15:20Of your unborn baby
15:23Same
15:25I was actually just
15:26Organizing some of Bert's things
15:28And well I thought maybe you
15:30Might want some of them
15:40This is all that's left of him
15:42He was a good man Steph
15:45You think so?
15:46Of course
15:47I mean what can you say
15:53I will
15:56He took great care of his shoes
15:59You know it was one of the few things he truly loved
16:03Get him talking about shoe maintenance
16:05And he'd just carry on until everyone left the room
16:11I loved him
16:12I loved him so much
16:14And those monsters
16:16Tuck him away from me
16:19Awful
16:19I hate those guys
16:21It would mean a lot to me
16:24If you took Bert's shoes
16:27Wow
16:29Thank you Steph
16:30I'll
16:32I'll try to wear them
16:34Oh God
16:35And this
16:40Oh
16:44Oh Bert
16:46Bert
16:51Oh Bert
16:53Oh Bert
16:57Oh Bert
17:00Oh Bert
17:03Oh Bert
17:04Oh Bert
17:06Oh Bert
17:12Oh Bert
17:14Oh Bert
17:14Oh Bert
17:16Oh Bert
17:18Keep it on
17:19Oh yeah
17:20Oh yeah
17:20Of course
17:21I'm sorry
17:21What was I thinking?
17:27Oh Bert
17:28Oh Bert
17:29Bert
17:30I am Bert
17:31Yeah
17:37Now that is one wet lady
17:41Oh
17:44Oh
17:44Oh
17:45Oh
17:45Oh
17:45Oh
17:45Oh
17:45Oh
17:48Oh
17:48Oh
17:49Oh
17:51Oh
17:53Oh
17:54I don't know.
18:30Transaction?
18:32Yes?
18:35Two months' supply of vials. Exchange one female, mint condition.
18:43Near mint condition.
18:45Condition grading requires physical evaluation. Please send her in.
18:57What's in there?
19:00You're about to find out.
19:04You're selling me?
19:08You got problems out here too, sweetheart. Best you try your luck behind that door.
19:22Go on.
19:26Let's go.
20:33Welcome.
20:34What the fudge?
20:35Fudge? There's no fudge here.
20:37Only a General Atomics International Mark IV.
20:40That's what I am.
20:41You seem to be a woman.
20:44Please, sir.
20:45My name is Lucy McLean.
20:46My dad's been taken and I've been kidnapped.
20:49He's right outside.
20:51I say you've lost a finger.
20:54That won't do at all.
20:55Let's get you taken care of.
20:57Follow me.
21:08Please.
21:11Apologies for the mess.
21:13Time flies by lately.
21:15Especially since my temporal senses went out in the Great War.
21:18That must have been a week ago at least.
21:21Would you mind taking a seat on that gurney in front of you?
21:26Now, what have we here?
21:30Too fat, too withered.
21:32Ah, this one will do it.
21:33Now, you're lucky I don't have to use a thumb.
21:36Our finger infantry is in a sorry state.
21:40Now, if you give me your hand.
21:44Okay, you're going to feel a slight pinch.
21:49I say.
21:50I really do appreciate that.
21:52But listen, a big fish ate my head and I need my head to get back my dad.
21:56Ben, that's much better, isn't it?
22:02Not a problem.
22:04That feels really, really nice.
22:07Now, would you prefer a dressing of high-quality synthetic fibers, classic cotton, or a comforting synthetic cotton blend?
22:15You have real cotton?
22:18Of course.
22:19Don't you?
22:24You know, that creature that brought me here, he...
22:29You seem unhappy.
22:31He did not treat me very courteously.
22:33Really?
22:34When I pointed out that he wasn't following the golden rule, he put a leash around my neck and he
22:37made me drink from a pot of water that I'm pretty sure was just some kind of animal piece.
22:40Well, that is interesting.
22:41I mean, I thought I was here to be a sex slave.
22:43What?
22:44No.
22:45What a disgusting idea.
22:48I'm simply going to harvest your organs.
22:51Huh?
23:04Dessert tray in coming.
23:17Hey, Norm.
23:18Veronica.
23:24Wait, they're getting jello cake?
23:27Those are my orders.
23:30I wonder what your dad would say about this.
23:33He'd be handing out the cake himself.
23:35Yeah.
23:36He was a saint.
23:42Do you want it?
23:44Nobody's going to know.
23:46Yeah.
23:47I'm going to put this in my fridge.
23:57What are you looking at?
24:01A murderer in a cage?
24:03Paying the price for what you did to us.
24:07Or what you did to the innocent people in Vault 32?
24:12I don't know what the people of Vault 32 were up to.
24:17But it was anything but innocent.
24:38Turn it on.
24:39Turn it on.
24:39Turn it on.
24:39Turn it on.
24:44Turn it on.
25:09Norm.
25:11Hi.
25:18Feel like getting out of the house?
25:20Yes.
25:32Maybe he was messing with me.
25:33But one of the raiders told me there was something up in 32.
25:37Uh-huh.
25:38Well, this isn't exactly fun for me, Norm.
25:42Then why'd you come?
25:43To be honest, I don't know.
25:45You don't think it's because you're still in love with my sister and being around me reminds you of her?
25:56This is so wrong.
25:58Come on.
25:59Come on.
26:00You have to see this.
26:02Come on.
26:03Come on.
26:08Come on.
26:09Come on.
26:48You see, whatever happened here happened a long time ago.
27:27You see, whatever happened here.
27:45The last biosignal detected was two years ago.
28:15All these things, all the food they can eat, all the padding they can leave on.
28:20But eventually, overpopulation occurs.
28:24Life fight the once bountiful food, the once endless space.
28:29They eat each other in their desperation to survive.
28:57So if they were already dead when the Raiders got here, who killed them?
29:04I mean, it looks like they strangled each other with their hands.
29:09It just doesn't make any sense.
29:41It's so cute.
29:46It's so cute.
29:49...
30:00.
30:17Pardon the interruption.
30:20Our latest arrival has arrived.
30:23Oh, shit.
30:25What are they asking, Snip Snip?
30:2760 vials.
30:33We can do 60.
30:34Fantastic.
30:35Oh, do her now so she's ready for the next pickup.
30:39Excellent idea as always, sir.
30:42Thanks, Snip Snip.
30:43Do excuse me.
30:45Nice robot.
30:47Where are you from again?
30:50I've never been there myself.
30:52Hope to go there someday soon.
31:02Here we are.
31:03Let's get on with it, shall we?
31:04We don't want to keep your associate waiting.
31:10Sir, you can't do this.
31:13Please, I need my organs.
31:15Now, don't be afraid.
31:16Take a little Snip Snip, and it will all be over.
31:21Hold still now.
31:25This one hurt a bit.
31:35Excuse me.
31:55There's no bug here.
31:58There's no bug here.
32:09I am ever ready to thrall.
32:12Thrall.
32:13Thrall.
32:22Hands up.
32:24Do as I say, and Snip Snip doesn't get hurt.
32:29It's a fucking robot.
32:31Yeah, you might as well be holding an air conditioner hostage.
32:34Well, an air conditioner sounds nice, though.
32:36Yeah, an air conditioner would be a big deal, but you know what I mean.
32:39Totally.
32:41The question was, does she know what you mean?
32:44Yeah.
32:45I think I do.
32:47That's why I put a Braxol draining fluid in his syringes.
32:51Snip Snip, tell them what a Braxol does to the human body.
32:54If you've got a clog that's full of muck, trust a Braxol draining fluid to get it unstuck.
33:00It's very poisonous.
33:03Okay.
33:05You can walk out of here.
33:06Not just me.
33:08Them two.
33:29Hey, thank you.
33:39I said, all of them.
33:41Lady, those ones you don't understand.
33:47Whoa.
34:01Don't be scared.
34:04You're free.
34:05Go.
34:18Oh, gosh.
34:21That's all right.
34:22Whoa.
34:30Hello there.
34:35Good-bye.
34:36Good-bye.
34:52Martha.
34:53My name is Martha.
35:04Martha.
35:05My name is Martha.
35:07That's right.
35:08Your name is Martha.
35:14Martha.
35:15No.
35:17No.
35:22Martha.
35:24My name is Martha.
35:26Martha.
35:26My name is Martha.
35:26Please.
35:27Please.
35:29Come on, I know there's someone in there.
35:31Talk to me.
35:39Come on.
35:40I know there's someone in there.
35:58Pardon me, Martha.
35:59Pardon me, Medalist.
36:01Could I help you have a better day?
36:03No, thank you.
36:33Oh, jeez.
36:39Oh, jeez.
36:54Okay.
36:56I think it's safe to say they went bananas.
37:00This still doesn't explain how the Raiders got in.
37:04Oh, jeez.
37:15These people are crazy.
37:17If there were any survivors down here,
37:19they'd probably open the door and welcome the Raiders right in.
37:35It says it was open from the outside.
37:38No.
37:40They need a pit boy to open the door.
37:41They had one.
37:43Who's?
37:48They're moms.
38:00They're moms.
38:19You don't get these.
38:21You turn into one of those?
38:24That how it works?
38:48I may end up looking like you.
38:52I'll never be like you.
39:05Golden rule, motherfucker.
39:07I'll never be like you.
39:08No.
39:09No.
39:13No.
39:14No.
39:16No.
39:18No.
39:19No.
39:20No.
39:21No.
39:21No.
39:22No.
39:22No.
39:22No.
39:23No.
39:23No.
39:24No.
39:24No.
39:24No.
39:25No.
39:25No.
39:25No.
39:26No.
39:26No.
39:28No.
39:50I can see you
39:54No matter how near you be
39:59You never belong to me
40:07But I can dream, can I?
40:12Can I pretend that I'm locked in the van
40:17Of your embrace
40:20For dreams are just like wine
40:27And I am drunk with mine
40:35I'm awake
40:37My heart is a sad affair
40:42Are you shitting me?
40:44There's much disillusion there
40:50But I can dream, can't I?
41:17Can I adore you?
41:24I'm awake
41:25I'd love to share some of this with y'all
41:25We are oceans apart
41:29I can't make you open your heart
41:34But I can dream, can I?
41:58I can dream, can I?
42:00Look who's gone
42:01Look how he's gone
42:17There's an old Mexican eulogy,
42:22means he was ugly, strong, and had dignity.
42:28Well, Joey, I'll give you two out of three on that front.
42:39I hope you like the taste of red, you common son of a bitch.
42:45Yee-hoo!
43:14You common son of a bitch.
43:16You common son of a bitch.
43:18Yee-hoo!
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