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LOL: Last One Laughing Philippines - Episode 1
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00:08.
00:09.
00:09.
00:09.
00:09.
00:15Oh, my God.
00:19Yeah.
00:24Oh!
00:27Oh!
00:28Oh!
00:30Eh!
00:30Oh!
00:32Oh!
00:36Canada.
00:37Mexico.
00:38Italy, France, Nigeria, Australia, and other parts of the world already laughed.
00:44Finally, the funniest comedy reality show is here.
00:49Makikipagbardagula na satawanan ang mga Pinoy.
00:52Ako po, si Vice Ganda, at ito, and last one laughing, Philippines!
01:02Sa ilang taong experience ko sa comedy,
01:05masasabi kong hindi ganun kadali ang magpatawa.
01:08At alam niya ng best Filipino comedians na inimbitahan ko,
01:11dito sa Pinoy na Pinoy na bahay ni Lola.
01:1710 sa mga pinakapalaban sa pagpapatawa,
01:21ang magbabanding dito sa loob ng 6 na oras.
01:24At sa kanilang pagbisita,
01:26their only goal is to make each other laugh.
01:31Dali, di ba?
01:34Well, very wrong.
01:36Dahil sa bahay na ito,
01:39bawal tumawa.
01:41Kung sino man ang mahuli kung tumawa,
01:44o gumitiman lang,
01:45ay malalagot.
01:46First warning.
01:48Ang komedyante ay makakatanggap ng yellow card.
01:51At kung tumawa,
01:53not once but twice,
01:54red card.
01:55At automatic,
01:57babo.
01:59Every smile,
02:00every giggle,
02:01at kahit magpigil ng tawa,
02:03ay makikita natin dito.
02:04Dahil sa bawat sulok ng bahay nito,
02:06ay may matang nagmatsyad.
02:11Check that.
02:14Ayan.
02:15Hindi na nila ako side.
02:20Ayan ka pa rin!
02:21Oo!
02:23Sheesh!
02:24Pati ba naman sa rip?
02:25May camera pa rin?
02:26Oh, pandar!
02:28But,
02:29as the meme of the comedians,
02:30ako mismo ang magmamatsyag
02:32at manghuhuli sa kanila.
02:33Ganon.
02:34Ganon!
02:35Bawat kibot,
02:37bawat utot,
02:38bawat kamot
02:39ay walang kawala
02:40sa mga naglalakihang monitors na ito.
02:43Kapag pinindot ko
02:44ang green button na ito,
02:52Automatic,
02:53no-lap zone na
02:54sa bahay ni Lola.
02:56At kapag may nahuli naman akong tumawa,
02:58agad-agad.
02:59Pack!
03:00Red button na!
03:09Ibig sabihin,
03:10meron tayong maa-awardan,
03:12matatantusan,
03:13or worse,
03:14maliligwa.
03:15Excited na akong tumawa,
03:17pero excited na din ba silang
03:18magpigil ng tawa?
03:20It's time to meet
03:21our comedians.
03:22Let's all welcome
03:23our Riot Chan!
03:26Our first comedian,
03:28Chad Kinis!
03:30Tara!
03:31Grand finalist
03:32ng Miss Q&A.
03:33Hi, my name is Chad Kinis.
03:35Ang baklang kilabot
03:35ng termatologist
03:36at tinatawag din akong
03:38ang bokbok
03:39na may titagong panot.
03:40Bongga!
03:42Laki!
03:43Oh, guys,
03:43walang tao ako pa lang!
03:45Nung papasok ako
03:46ng bahay ni Lola,
03:47ang naramdaman ko talaga,
03:49it's surreal.
03:51Sa Tagalog,
03:51sobrang totoko.
03:53Surreal.
03:53Sa rosa.
03:54Oh,
03:55eto na siya!
03:57Ako nga po pala
03:58si Victor Anastasio,
03:59ito isa akong
04:00stand-up comedian
04:01with Comedy Manila.
04:02At baka kilala nyo ako
04:04ako yung nagbibenta
04:04ng mga palayok
04:06at exercise machine
04:07sa midnight shopping.
04:09Kaya rin ako sumali dito
04:10dahil hindi ako
04:11umabot ng kota.
04:14at baka kilala.
04:15Hello po!
04:18Pangilang ka?
04:19Kaya rin ako?
04:19Una ako!
04:20Ah, pangalawa ako?
04:21Hello po.
04:22Hello, hello.
04:22Victor?
04:23Opo, kilala ko po kayo.
04:26Taray!
04:28Multitalented girl,
04:29singer, actress,
04:30comedian.
04:32In fairness.
04:33Balbole po.
04:34May tao.
04:35Tuloy.
04:36At bahay.
04:44Hi, everybody.
04:46I'm Kimolina.
04:47Look it up.
04:47Teres!
04:53Oh my gosh!
04:55Hello.
04:56Hello.
04:56Chad,
04:57ang tawagan namin,
04:58Fifi.
04:59Plastic friends forever.
05:01Say.
05:02Huwag ka titingin sa akin, ha?
05:03Hindi ako titingin sa'yo talaga.
05:08Ah, ito na siya.
05:10The Uncavogable Sidekick.
05:12Yes!
05:13Ang Snow White ng Nabotas,
05:14Metro Manila.
05:16Hi, it's me, Negi.
05:18At syempre,
05:19medyo dalawang dekada na rin ako
05:21sa Singalong Bar.
05:22Oh my gosh!
05:25Oh my gosh!
05:28Oh my gosh!
05:28Ba't nandito ka?
05:30Ito, may dala akong sapin-sapin.
05:33Yes!
05:33Parang pabigat ng pabigat
05:35yung kalaban mo eh.
05:37Nagtitibi talaga.
05:38Tsaka parang trained ni Vice yun eh.
05:40Hello?
05:41Hindi naman kami umorder ng bangos.
05:43Ha?
05:43Okay.
05:44Medyo may kaba na ako ng onti.
05:46Hi.
05:47Victor.
05:48Oo, yeah.
05:49Oh my gosh!
05:50Natakot talaga ako.
05:51Tipong titingnan mo palang,
05:53nakakatawa na.
05:54Ah!
05:55Buti talaga dumating ka
05:56kasi akala ko ako lang yung pangit dito.
05:58So, may kasama na ako.
06:01Ah, ayan na siya.
06:03Ah, impersonator ni Boy Abunda
06:05from PBB.
06:07Bihasang-bihas ailing kasi sa Gab Show yan.
06:10Mangganda nga, araw po sa inyo lahat.
06:12Ako nga pala po si Jason Gainsa
06:13na nakasali po dito sa LOH.
06:15The One Man Love Standing.
06:18Tama ba?
06:20Ah, sorry.
06:21Tama lala.
06:24Huwag na kayo pumasok.
06:25Okay na kami.
06:26Ah!
06:26Ay!
06:27Oh my gosh!
06:30Ayoko na!
06:31Ikoy!
06:33Nako!
06:34Huwag niyo kang amunin!
06:36Ba, kuya?
06:37Dahil ang mga batangga niyo hindi natatakot.
06:39Mawala na ang yaman.
06:40Huwag lang ang yabang.
06:42Pwede pa ba tayong tumawa?
06:43Ha? Pwede pa.
06:44Pwede ba?
06:45Si Jason kasi yung parang,
06:46yung kwentuhan namin,
06:47yung kalye.
06:48Alam ko kasi laking kalye din si Jason.
06:50Kaya sabi ko na ako,
06:51sino kaya ang una mapatawa namin dito?
06:53Pero, sa tingin ko,
06:54kaya ko si Jason patawa namin.
06:56Ayan na!
06:57Dumating na yung kumari mo.
06:58Singer, actress, comedian.
07:01Yuppie Girl!
07:02Magaling ko sa mga sketches.
07:04At siya ay may hit song na
07:06Babae po ako.
07:10Handa na ba kayo?
07:15Si Boss!
07:16Oh my God!
07:17Anna George!
07:20Hi!
07:21Hi, my name is Tuesday Vargas.
07:23And I'm the most beautiful celebrity
07:24in Philippine showbiz.
07:26Ang dami nag-agree.
07:27Mga anin.
07:28Lima pa doon kamag-anak ko pa.
07:30Hello!
07:32Jesus!
07:33Mga sumasara na!
07:35Give me a chance!
07:36Kila na ako, anin.
07:37Noong na-starstruck ako.
07:40Kasi bata pala ko,
07:41napapanood ko na si Tuesday Vargas eh.
07:44Ito mukhang mahirap patawanin
07:45kasi yung mukha nito hindi nagbabago.
07:48Ganyan lagi ang mukha nito eh.
07:50Kung hindi mo kilala itong si Pepe,
07:51hindi mo isipin kumidiyante.
07:52Kaya isipin mo ex-convicto eh.
07:54Natawagan ako.
07:57Oh my God!
07:59Oh my God!
08:02Hello, I'm Pepe Herrera.
08:04And I'm the first ever champion
08:05of Last One Laughing Season 1 Philippines.
08:10Pepe!
08:13Hindi siya na nag-react?
08:14Ako sa'yo.
08:16Ganda nung comedy show.
08:18Oh my God!
08:18Pepe!
08:18Pepe!
08:20Pepe!
08:20Oh!
08:20Ah, this is it.
08:21Ito na yung isa sa mga may hirap patawan yun.
08:24Nagtateatro yan eh.
08:25Alam niyo paano kontrolin yung emosyon niya.
08:28Oh, ayan oh.
08:29May isang papasok din oh.
08:30Nagpapapogi oh.
08:32Ayan!
08:34Alam kaya niya na nasa sa loob yung jowa niya.
08:37At alam kaya nung jowa niya na si Kim Molina
08:40ay papasok din itong si Gerald.
08:42Alp!
08:44Alp!
08:45Alp!
08:45Alp!
08:45Alp!
08:49Alp!
08:50Suspense eh, no?
08:51Di ba nagtorvel ka na?
08:53Walang korente.
08:54Ninag-alcon ka yun.
08:55Wala nag-alcon ka yun.
08:56Uta sabi na si Gerald kasama.
08:58Mal!
08:58Oh!
08:58Oh my God!
09:01Mal!
09:01Mal!
09:01Pwede pa!
09:01May bawal ito!
09:02Ako po, si Gerald Napoles.
09:05Ang katuwang ni Kim Molina.
09:09At personal assistant din niya.
09:14and I'm also a comedian by profession and, yeah, like that.
09:22Can I still get out of here?
09:23Baby!
09:24Did you know that you won't get out of here?
09:27What's that?
09:28What's that?
09:29Excuse me, it's not bad.
09:30Where are you going to get out of here?
09:32Why are you going to get out of here?
09:34That's the ultimate feeling, Pogi.
09:39Hi, guys.
09:39I'm Emperor Marquez.
09:40I'm the one of contestant, and I'm a boy, and I have parents, one girl, and one boy.
09:49I have siblings, six siblings.
09:52Yes.
09:54Pagkasosyo.
09:54Pagkasosyo!
09:55Pagkasosyo!
09:56Pagkasosyo!
09:56Wala?
09:57Nagtatago.
09:58Ay, maleta lang yung dumating.
10:00Wala nga.
10:00Nga sa loob ng maleta yan.
10:02Sino yun?
10:03Alang trip nito.
10:04Sano ba itong bidabidang to?
10:06Nasa likod ng maleta, tas gaganyan-ganyan siya.
10:10Ay!
10:11Ay!
10:12Ay!
10:12Ay!
10:16Nako, kryptonite ka to.
10:17Si Empoy.
10:18Bigote pa lang.
10:20Ayaw ko na!
10:21Wala kang masasakot!
10:22Wala kang masasakot!
10:24Wala kang masasakot!
10:24Ayaw yung kamilito!
10:26Six-hour stop!
10:27Wala kang masasakot!
10:27Uy, gagaw sabi!
10:28Sabi ko may chatte hindi cloud!
10:30Hindi nga ganin kasi kung opis.
10:31Ano ba?
10:32Mas gawin nga.
10:33Katapusan nyo na!
10:36Nakakatawa yan si Rufa May, pero dai!
10:40Sobrang bungis-gis din yan!
10:42Good luck sa kanya!
10:43Hello!
10:44I'm Rufa May Kinto.
10:46Ah, not Ginto, not Canto, but Kinto.
10:51Yeah.
10:51That's me.
10:52Rufa May.
10:56Sino yan?
10:57Kevin Hart?
10:58Kevin Hart?
10:58Ayan!
10:59Ayan!
10:59Ayan!
11:00Ayan!
11:00Ayan!
11:00Ayan!
11:01Ayan!
11:03Ayan!
11:05Ayan!
11:08Ayan!
11:09Tapos!
11:10Oh my God!
11:11Toto na to!
11:14Nakakairita!
11:15Ang saray na Ginto!
11:16Asa yan naman!
11:17Hello!
11:18Asyon lang pala!
11:20Grabe yung outfit!
11:22Halala ko nun naman yung pinikula niya.
11:24Palampakan natin.
11:25Ano Gisha, Rufa May,
11:26Rufa May Kinto!
11:28The one and only Rufa May Kinto
11:30is always effortless.
11:33Kung ano siya sa totoong buhay,
11:35yun na yung nakakatawa.
11:36At hindi niya pinaplano yun.
11:38Sabi ko, artista ako,
11:39kaya kakayanin ko ang lahat.
11:41Goal lang ng goal.
11:43Oh, chef.
11:44Tutatapos na to.
11:45Wala na.
11:48Ay, nakakompleto na yung sampung comedians!
11:50Ay, pupunta na ako doon para ma-meet ko sila.
11:53Malolokat na pagpasok ko dyan.
11:55Alikin na, alikin na.
11:56Hindi ko ngayon.
11:58Hindi ko na.
11:59Hindi ko na.
12:11Huwag!
12:16Sak na!
12:17Ang may mga kalaban na!
12:19Kapong mga kalaban na!
12:20Kasali ka!
12:22Kasali ka din!
12:23Kasali ka din!
12:24Kasali ka din!
12:24We're gonna die!
12:27We're gonna die!
12:28We're gonna die!
12:30That's so nice!
12:32That's so nice!
12:32If you think that there's a PE in trumps,
12:36for example, Tarlac, right?
12:38And then you're gonna die, Manny Pacquiao.
12:40It's not like that, right?
12:41It's crazy!
12:43Welcome to Lola's house!
12:47So, that's it.
12:50I am your mime, and I'm gonna be your host.
12:54For our first ever season
12:56of Last One Laughing Philippines!
13:00Oh!
13:04Umpu muna kayo, kumalma kayo.
13:06Okay.
13:08Individually, nabrief na kayo sa rules
13:10bago pumasok sa bahay.
13:11At naririto kayo, pinagsama-sama namin kayo
13:14para sa isang misyon.
13:15To make each other laugh.
13:18Wow!
13:19Wow!
13:20Pero, may isang batas na hindi pwedeng,
13:23hindi sundin.
13:25Bawal tumawa.
13:26Oh, sure.
13:28Mati na matibay dito.
13:30Kailangan, malaman natin kung sino sa inyo
13:32ang pinakamahusay sa pagpipigil ng tawa,
13:34o ngisi, o ngiti.
13:35Dahil ang tatanghalin natin,
13:36last one laughing,
13:38ay tatanggap ng
13:40trophy at
13:411,000,000 pesos!
13:44Yes!
13:48Oh!
13:51Oh!
13:51Good luck sa inyong lahat!
13:53Okay.
13:54Last tawa, go!
13:55Ito, dinyo na yan!
14:00Good luck, everyone!
14:04Babu!
14:04Bye, Mare!
14:07Bye, Mare!
14:08See you, kao!
14:10Kakaegzai!
14:11Tayo na magsisimula na
14:12sino kaya ang unang titi kumabunganga sa mga yan
14:15bilang ang dadaldal nila.
14:16Espre, lahat daw dito merong camera,
14:19lahat nito meron.
14:21Ayan, habang nagkakagulo sila
14:23at tumatawa pa,
14:25simulan na natin agad-agad
14:26ang six-hour countdown!
14:29Let's start!
14:35Ang ibig sabihin niyan!
14:37So, bawal na tumawang.
14:39Hi!
14:40Ready na kayo!
14:41Halakpangan!
14:42Go, go, go!
14:43Guys!
14:44Sinong marunong maggupit ng buhok?
14:46Meron ba sa inyong marunong maggupit?
14:47Ayun, sabi ko na ikaw magsasuggesting.
14:50Marunong maggupit.
14:50Seryo sila, o.
14:52Ako din paggupit.
14:52Manipis na to eh.
14:56Paano at siya'y reveal si Chad?
14:58Agad-agad.
15:00Paano to eh?
15:01Ang tawag dito, undercut?
15:02Parang ang inisip ko nung nag-take na.
15:05Bisi-bisihan ako kasi natatawa na ako agad.
15:09Bakit siya umiiyak?
15:11Pwede tayo mag-gym?
15:14Si Kim, three minutes in,
15:16MMK na agad.
15:17Alam mo yung drama agad?
15:19Tululuha, ganun nakaharap sa ano.
15:21May eksena na siya.
15:23Wala si siyumbaw.
15:25Umakain ng tinapay tapos umiiyak.
15:27Bakit siya umiiyak?
15:28Masaya!
15:33Parang may lumalapit yata sa akin eh.
15:34Parang alam mo yung parang may evil spirits na pupunta sa likod mo.
15:39Si Chad yun.
15:40Yung gumaganyan na pifi, pifi.
15:43Eh alam ko na yun eh.
15:44Kilala ko si Chad eh.
15:45Huwag mo ako napisang!
15:48Huwag mo ako napisang!
15:50Huwag mo ako napisang talaga!
15:54Huwag mo ako napisang talaga!
15:57Dahil ako nga yung bungis-ngis.
15:58Sa tingin ko, oo!
16:00Itong mga to talaga ah!
16:02Ayok na ayok ah!
16:04Sabi ko ganun, isang milyon ah!
16:06Huwag! Asan na yung mga lalaking niyo!
16:08Nagre-ready na yung mga lalaki!
16:10Kailangan marami akong mapatawa rito.
16:12Nag-goal umagal ako!
16:15Guys! Attention!
16:16Attention guys!
16:18May inaisip lang ako idea!
16:21Pag ano tayo, parang...
16:22Pag ano tayo, magbagsakan tayo.
16:24Pakilala natin kasi hindi naman tayo lagi magkakasama, diba?
16:27So, may...
16:28Ano naman tayo, may nagbi-beatbox naman.
16:30So, magpakilala tayo isa-isa ng...
16:33Pero in a rough way.
16:35Ganon, ganon ha? In a rough way.
16:37Oo!
16:37Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
16:39Laki ng katawan eh.
16:40Sino muna?
16:41Ako na muna!
16:42Ako na muna!
16:46Ako si Chad Kinis, mukhang kakainis.
16:49Ako'y may alamat, yun lang makatapat.
16:51Ako'y malupet, kumakain ng puwet.
16:55Here we go!
16:56Sabihin mo sa lola mo na break na kami.
16:59Ako si Negi, Chad.
17:01Laki ka nakatibak.
17:02Hindi mo naman lahat sa bak.
17:04Oo!
17:05Pagkot pala siya!
17:06So, hindi pala kailangan magaling, Negi, no?
17:08Oo!
17:09Go Tuesday!
17:10Go Tuesday!
17:11I'm super fried, it's a run, I'm never busy.
17:14I'm not a festival, Zimba Chesa, but he stopped me.
17:16When we go, we go, when we go, we go,
17:18Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday,
17:21Happy Day Sunday!
17:21Happy Day Sunday!
17:22What is missing?
17:24Tuesday!
17:25Tagal!
17:26Ha ha ha ha!
17:28Ha ha ha ha!
17:29Welcome to me!
17:30It's me!
17:31Winner!
17:32Me!
17:34Pray, pray, pray!
17:36Nakayoy!
17:37Malos!
17:38Loss!
17:39Loss!
17:40Loss!
17:40Yay!
17:41I'm back hooray!
17:43Yeah!
17:43Special performance!
17:46Ladies and gentlemen!
17:49The Precious!
17:52Ha!
17:57Hinahanap ko ang sing-sing, kasi ito'y Lord of the Ring.
18:02Oh!
18:03Paano ba maahanap ko?
18:05Oh!
18:05Kung sino ba ang tagapagligas ito?
18:07Ligtas dito!
18:08Yang bulbul mo sa ulo!
18:10Sa ulo!
18:11Dapat na sa babae ito!
18:13Bakit ba ang kulot-kulok iyan?
18:15Kulot yan!
18:16Bakit kulot-kulok iyan?
18:18Kulot-kulot iyan!
18:18Yeah!
18:19Ayan, boy!
18:20Ayan, boy!
18:22Jason!
18:23Parang iba na yung pes mo!
18:24Give me some!
18:25Beat!
18:26Go, Empoy!
18:28Oh!
18:28Ang galing!
18:29Ang galing mo pala mag-ganyan, oh!
18:31Oh!
18:32Oh!
18:34Oh!
18:36My name is Empoy!
18:38Halihalihoy!
18:39Sinong matalo siyang unggoy?
18:41Check the hood!
18:41Ha-ha!
18:43Hey!
18:43Unggoy daw, be!
18:44Unggoy daw!
18:44Tawag mo siya!
18:55Hala, ako yun?
18:57Nihilukard agad?
18:58First award!
19:00Ano ang tanungin natin?
19:01Pwede ito, Mamie!
19:03Mamie!
19:03Para masyado kayong masaya?
19:05Ah!
19:08Bakit, bakit, Mamie?
19:09Alam!
19:11Ako ba?
19:12Para, ilang pa lang?
19:15Fifteen minutes!
19:16Fifteen minutes pa lang yung nakakalipas!
19:17Fifteen minutes pa lang nakakalipas?
19:18Mayroon lang hindi nakapagpigil.
19:20Masyadong masaya.
19:22May binitbit na kaligayahan ang puso nung pumasok sa bahay ni Lola.
19:25Sino diyan?
19:26Sino kaya? Ako ba yan?
19:28Kim!
19:30Shit, yung hotdog!
19:32Naging sausage ka na bigla!
19:35So, sino sa palagay mo?
19:38Tumawa ka ba kanina sa palagay mo?
19:40Di ko alam.
19:41Yata?
19:43Ikaw, Pepe. Tumawa ka ba kanina?
19:45Di ko rin alam eh.
19:46Ang hirap mamonitor.
19:48Oo.
19:49Lalo na pag in the zone.
19:50Let's watch this.
19:57Ege!
19:58Tapos ka na!
19:59Tapos ka na!
20:00Pepe!
20:01Pepe!
20:02Go Pepe!
20:02Go!
20:03Oh!
20:06Oh!
20:06Oh!
20:08Anlaki pala!
20:09Anlaki pala ng tako!
20:10Eto kasi!
20:11Eto kasi!
20:11Eto kasi!
20:11Eto kasi!
20:12Eto kasi!
20:12Eto kasi!
20:12Hulik ka!
20:14Sorry!
20:14Pero walang kulong!
20:16Wag ka makalala!
20:17Kasi first of best!
20:18First of best!
20:18Nakakuna ka na agad!
20:19Pamilya nga ni Epo'y.
20:20Natatawa sa kanya.
20:21Ako pa!
20:23Yellow card ka!
20:24Yellow card!
20:25Patawahan rin po ako!
20:26Bindi na yun!
20:26Talaga hindi ako nagtigil!
20:30Nakakaloka ka!
20:31Okay!
20:33May isa pa!
20:33Let's watch this!
20:35Oh!
20:40Yeah!
20:41Yeah!
20:43Yeah!
20:44Yeah!
20:50Laki pala!
20:52Oh!
20:52At katagal!
20:53Diba?
20:54Malaga pa naman!
20:556 hours itong show na to!
20:57Bakit pag 10 minutes pala
20:58nakakuha na agad ako?
20:59Mahina ba akong nila lang?
21:01Gusto ko na ipaalala sa'yo
21:02na hindi ka guest performer dito!
21:06Contestant!
21:06Tumidyan ka o!
21:07Antagalong tawa mo eh!
21:08Para akala mo regalo mo sa kanilang lahat!
21:12Nagmawal show!
21:14May mas malala kesa sa akin!
21:18Don't me!
21:21Ang assignment, patawanin nyo yung isa't isa para matalo nyo!
21:25Tinalo mo yung sarili mo, dai!
21:27Kalaban mo yung sarili mo, Jamie!
21:29Wow!
21:30Ikaw nga unang-unang lahuli ko!
21:32Paano paano?
21:32Paano?
21:33Paano?
21:33Paano yan?
21:33Ikaw nga unang-unang lahuli?
21:34T submission from you, Neghi!
21:36Hindi ka ba matatawa dito?
21:37Maka mga Torney na walang pinanalo!
21:40Jason and Nagy, warning, yellow card.
21:43Ay, ayoko dito, baka parang pare.
21:45Isang offense pa, sumain nyo ang pulang card later.
21:50Okay, good luck, everyone.
21:53Yes.
21:54Masaya, pero ano.
21:55Five hours, 45 minutes, 46 seconds.
21:59Okay.
22:00Ang haba pa nito, Dai.
22:02Baka naman in an hour, matapos tong show natin.
22:06Paano ba yun? World record ba yun sa ano?
22:08Sa show ng LOL.
22:10Wala ba yung award?
22:12Good luck.
22:13Kapit!
22:14Papo!
22:16Few minutes pa lang ang nakakalipas, pero meron ang natantusan.
22:20Yellow card para kina Nagy at Jason.
22:23Iwas-iwas din sa pagtawa dahil kapag nahuli pa kayo ulit, ligwak ganern.
22:28Let's resume.
22:32Mayroon ko, mag-base na tayo.
22:34Mag-action na, maais kayo.
22:36Kaya, may barbershop dito kung gusto nyo rin ah.
22:38Magpag-upit.
22:41Inakayit mo ba yung bigote mo?
22:43Sometimes, pag 5.34 AM.
22:46Oh my God!
22:48Kakalbuhin si ano, Pepe?
22:51Magpapashave siya ng ulo.
22:54Grabe.
22:55Hardcore.
22:57Weakness ko siguro nang matuturing kung may weakness ako,
23:00yung mga panggulat na joke.
23:02Tapos na ito?
23:04Tapos na yan.
23:05Lovat na eh.
23:07Lovat eh.
23:08Lovat.
23:09Okay naman.
23:10Okay naman siya.
23:12Sinegin ako ng basketball.
23:14Baka lang Lebron James.
23:17Ayun naman pala marami.
23:19Boy!
23:20Boy!
23:20Boy!
23:20Pero tayo, may libangan no.
23:22Boy!
23:23Sporty!
23:24Ito na ring.
23:24Eh, hindi nyo na itatanong nung araw eh.
23:26Napaka-husay ko rin mag-basketball.
23:28At napamahal din ako sa mga basketball player.
23:32Big bro!
23:33Oo, hao nga lang.
23:34Oo!
23:35Paano yun? Paano yung shoot? Paano yung shoot?
23:37Tunakit ako si Negi na kapong basketball.
23:40Wow!
23:43Parang this is the perfect time.
23:46Light camera!
23:49Go!
23:52Hi!
23:56Hi!
23:56Hi!
23:59Hi!
24:01Hi!
24:02Hi!
24:03Hi!
24:03Hi!
24:03Hello, everyone!
24:04Hi!
24:06Hi, ma!
24:07Hi!
24:07Hi!
24:07Hi!
24:08Hello, Petrie.
24:09Welcome to...
24:11Todo na to!
24:15Na, todo na to!
24:16Thanks to my award-giving body!
24:23As much as I can, ang iniiwasan ko, si Ate Rufa May.
24:29Kasi baka lumabas ang pagiging fangirl ko.
24:32Ito pong todo na to, ay pag-uusapan natin ang tatlong
24:36wisdom.
24:37Wisdom.
24:38Three words of wisdom from Rufa May.
24:41King to!
24:42Yes!
24:43Go, go, go!
24:46Eat healthy at balanced diet.
24:49Kaya, go, grow, grow!
24:50Go, go, grow!
24:52Go, go, grow!
24:54Go, go, grow!
24:57Yes!
24:58Go, go, grow!
24:59Go, go, grow!
25:09In English...
25:11In English...
25:13Sing-ka-mask.
25:15Ah!
25:17While...
25:17In-itlam-mask.
25:19Praying.
25:21As a mask, eh.
25:22As a mask.
25:24Oh, facial mask.
25:25Sing-ka-mask.
25:26Sing-ka-mask.
25:27Okay.
25:27Kaya pa, Pepe?
25:29Kaya pa, Pepe?
25:30Pangalawang gulay.
25:31Talong!
25:32Talong!
25:33Talong!
25:33Very long!
25:34Saburito ko yan!
25:35Yes!
25:36Talong!
25:39Go jump!
25:41Go jump!
25:43Like that!
25:44Talong!
25:47Sigarillas!
25:48Ayan, paano yan?
25:49Siga!
25:50Matapang!
25:51Tough!
25:52Siga!
25:54Sarilias ng train!
25:56Siga!
25:57Rilias!
25:58Nang train!
26:00Siga!
26:00Kaya pa!
26:02Kaya pa!
26:03Para nakatapak ng taain!
26:06Oo!
26:07Anyways, oh!
26:08Si next!
26:09Ayan, Mane!
26:10Ayan!
26:10Ayan!
26:11Ayan!
26:11Oo, Mane!
26:13Before!
26:15Mane!
26:18Pacquiao!
26:19International!
26:21Oo!
26:22Go, go, go!
26:24Five, five, five!
26:27Five, five, five!
26:28Five, five, five!
26:29Five, five, five!
26:30Five, five, five!
26:30Five, five, five!
26:31Sitaw!
26:32Sitaw!
26:35Sitaw!
26:36Sitaw!
26:37Sitaw!
26:38You're rocking the boat!
26:42Oh!
26:43Oh!
26:44Oh!
26:44Ang ganda ng facial expression!
26:46Oh!
26:46Sitaw!
26:47Sobra!
26:48Okay!
26:49Ang ganda!
26:50Kundol!
26:52Kundol!
26:54Kundol!
26:54Kundolens!
26:55Ha!
26:57Okay!
26:58May pumanaw!
26:59May serious!
27:00Sympathy!
27:00To the family!
27:01Sinceres!
27:03Sympathy!
27:04To the family!
27:06R.I.P.
27:08Sige, sinong hindi matatawa doon!
27:10Na lahat kami nagpipigil!
27:12Iba klase talaga yung peachy kasi one-liner lahat eh!
27:16Pag hinakapit mo talagang malalaglag!
27:19Sibuyas!
27:20Sibuyas!
27:20Ayan!
27:21Mahihirap yan!
27:22Cebu!
27:22Oo nga!
27:23Eto!
27:25Cebu!
27:26Yes!
27:28Yes!
27:29Todo na tour!
27:30Welcome to the Philippines!
27:32Go, go, go!
27:33The tourists!
27:34Yes!
27:35Ha!
27:36Halos!
27:36Yung kaaluluwa kung gusto kong umalis ka muna rito, please!
27:39Sana na may natutunan naman kayo sa aking presentation!
27:43Pero hindi pa tapos!
27:44Dapat to the highest level na ang good vibes!
27:48Kailangan kumanta na tayo!
27:50Okay!
27:50Come on!
27:51Go!
27:53May kanta!
27:57Go!
27:58Todo na to!
27:58Go!
27:59Go!
28:00Go!
28:01Go!
28:02Todo na to!
28:03Go!
28:04Nanay!
28:04Tatay!
28:05Ay hindi pa pala!
28:06Todo na to!
28:08Go!
28:09Go!
28:09Go!
28:10Go!
28:11Todo na to!
28:12Nanay!
28:14Tatay!
28:14Gusto kong tinapat!
28:17Api!
28:18Kuya!
28:19Gusto kong kape!
28:21Lahat ng gusto ko ay susundin nyo!
28:25Here we go!
28:26Go!
28:27Go!
28:29Ay!
28:29Ayun na!
28:30Ayun na!
28:30Hindi!
28:30Hindi nyo na napipigin!
28:36Pwede na!
28:40Ang dami ng offences!
28:42Nakaka-learn!
28:44Totoo ba?
28:45Sino?
28:47Kami!
28:48Face the wall!
28:49Ang hirap niyang madali eh!
28:51Hindi ka talagang may peprepere eh!
28:53Isuka mo rito!
28:54Si Gerald Gago!
28:57The journey ends here!
29:00Sooner or later, bibigay ako!
29:02Go!
29:05I'm hungry!
29:06I'm hungry!
29:07I'm hungry!
29:10I'm hungry!
29:11I'm hungry!
29:13I'm hungry!
29:24Thanks!
29:24Bye-bye!
29:27Shi, give me up!
29:28Oh no!
29:28Don't let me know!
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