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00:00:00Thank you for joining us.
00:00:43Mike, you ready?
00:00:44Yep.
00:00:51We need a ping pong table for the apartment and some sharpies to put off to the side so when
00:00:55people show up, they can sign it.
00:00:56I just don't want my parents to see it.
00:00:58They'll wonder why a ping pong table is constantly stained with beer.
00:01:02Mike, you're almost 21 years old. I don't know why they don't understand that yet.
00:01:08My parents are Catholic from Sunday mass to crappy cooking.
00:01:13And they don't even drink.
00:01:16You would think your dad would partake in the occasional glass of beer.
00:01:21I can only complain so much.
00:01:24I get my writing trade from him.
00:01:26Is this your bullshit Italian theory again?
00:01:29I'm telling you, Brady.
00:01:31Dante.
00:01:33Calvino.
00:01:34Machiavelli.
00:01:35It's our DNA.
00:01:37It's our Italian DNA that makes it so good at writing.
00:01:41Only you will consider Machiavelli a mentor.
00:01:46I'm taking Carly out when I get back.
00:01:48Great.
00:01:49Ask if she's a ping pong table, we can steal.
00:01:52That'd be a great way to mooch on the first date, wouldn't it?
00:01:55Do you ever regret your inability to date a girl for more than two weeks?
00:02:02They're just dates, man.
00:02:04It's not like I'm some man whore whose dick's gonna explode one day.
00:02:09I think what you mean is you're not one of those dick-exploding man whores anymore.
00:02:16Would I like to date women for longer?
00:02:18Yeah.
00:02:19But these are women I like.
00:02:22These are women I have fun times.
00:02:25I love seeing you attempt to be a gentleman.
00:02:27Yeah, you're the one to talk.
00:02:29Hey, I'm better at talking shit than implementing my opinions.
00:02:33So in other words, you're just a standard college dude?
00:02:37And you're not?
00:02:41I'm working on breaking it.
00:02:57Hey, Greg, what's up?
00:02:58Hey, Keller.
00:03:00You free?
00:03:03Um, no.
00:03:05I'm taking the trash out at work.
00:03:10What's going on?
00:03:12I, uh, I hit my head against a wall.
00:03:16Oh, shit.
00:03:18Are you all right?
00:03:21I just, I hate this shit job, and I thought that if I knock myself out that I could get
00:03:28a free pass for the day.
00:03:29I don't know.
00:03:29Why would you fucking do that?
00:03:31I shouldn't have tried, but my parents would kill me if I left.
00:03:35I've left too many jobs already.
00:03:36Have you tried to knock yourself out before?
00:03:37No.
00:03:39Okay, all right.
00:03:40I'm coming to pick you up and take me to a doctor.
00:03:43I can't leave.
00:03:44I've called out too many times.
00:03:45Keller, you might have a concussion.
00:03:48I'll be fine, okay?
00:03:50No, no.
00:03:51I'm coming to get you.
00:03:53Keller.
00:04:05Where have you been?
00:04:06Well, I was outside.
00:04:08Now, this is your last warning, okay?
00:04:13No more chances.
00:04:14You got it?
00:04:16Okay.
00:04:17All right.
00:04:41The test was positive.
00:04:49When do you start treatment?
00:04:52Next week.
00:04:55Keller, I need you to be strong right now.
00:04:58What do you mean?
00:05:00If it happens, you need to be the one to step up.
00:05:04Shocker.
00:05:06Keller...
00:05:06Why does it always have to be me?
00:05:08What, my brother can't help?
00:05:10Your brother isn't in town anymore.
00:05:12It's your responsibility.
00:05:14He can fucking drive.
00:05:15I...
00:05:20Fine.
00:05:21Whatever.
00:05:21Fine.
00:05:23Whatever you need.
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00:06:14You got it, you got it.
00:06:15One more.
00:06:16Come on, come on.
00:06:17Come on now.
00:06:19Ayy!
00:06:20That's what I'm talking about.
00:06:22Run that back.
00:06:23Let's go, baby.
00:06:24Let's go.
00:06:25Let's go.
00:06:25Next up.
00:06:26Alright, let's see.
00:06:27Come on.
00:06:31Where am I?
00:06:33You're in a house on Amelia Street.
00:06:41Okay, cool.
00:06:42Good.
00:06:43Good.
00:06:44Do you live here?
00:06:46No, I live right next door.
00:06:49Oh.
00:06:51Oh.
00:06:52Oh.
00:06:52Oh.
00:06:53Hatsy.
00:06:53You're gonna rest?
00:06:54Rest your everything?
00:06:56Okay?
00:07:04Are you a student?
00:07:05Yeah.
00:07:06Mm-hmm.
00:07:08Don't expect me not to be mad that you all did not invite me to your little party here,
00:07:14okay?
00:07:16You don't look fucked up.
00:07:23Well, I'll make sure to keep an hour for you.
00:07:29You better, or I'm gonna be such a fucking bitch to you, you will not know what to do with
00:07:37me.
00:07:37Whoa, whoa, whoa, alright, alright, alright.
00:07:40I think you've had enough fun for tonight.
00:07:45Let me get you home.
00:07:49Okay.
00:07:51Watch the door.
00:07:53This is my home.
00:07:54It is.
00:07:55We'll shut you down right here.
00:07:57Yee!
00:07:59Okay.
00:08:01Mm-hmm.
00:08:02Come here, come here.
00:08:03What?
00:08:04You're a really good person.
00:08:07Mm-hmm.
00:08:12What's your name?
00:08:14Lynn.
00:08:17Lynn.
00:08:19Mike.
00:08:23Good night, Lynn.
00:08:33I really love Keanu Reeves.
00:08:35He's so gorgeous.
00:08:37I never understood the attraction.
00:08:39Yeah, you're not the first guy I've heard say that.
00:08:45I'm really glad that you invited me on today.
00:08:49Me too.
00:08:52Hey, it's not too late.
00:08:55You wanna come over and watch another movie?
00:08:57Um, yeah, sure.
00:09:00Just anything but Ghostbusters.
00:09:01I hate Ghostbusters.
00:09:03I'll take you home then.
00:09:05Oh, yeah, sure.
00:09:12Like you're actually gonna take me home?
00:09:14Okay.
00:09:17Let's begin to grieve.
00:09:20Let's begin to grieve.
00:09:44Let's begin to grieve.
00:09:58Hey, man.
00:09:59Sorry I'm late.
00:10:03How's your head?
00:10:04Better.
00:10:05Really?
00:10:06Probably.
00:10:07Jesus.
00:10:11Do you remember when we were at school and I didn't sleep for like three months?
00:10:16I'm gonna grab a beer.
00:10:16I'm gonna grab a beer.
00:10:16What did you do?
00:10:21I told you to see a therapist.
00:10:24No.
00:10:25You called the therapist for me.
00:10:27Do you need me to do the same thing?
00:10:29Do you wanna pay for it?
00:10:30I'm not fucking around, Keller.
00:10:32I'm genuinely worried about you and I just can't handle your life decisions right now.
00:10:36I get why you dropped out of school.
00:10:38I get it.
00:10:40But at some point, you need to step up and start bettering yourself.
00:10:45Well, I'm glad that your moral compass is pointed north now.
00:10:49I mean...
00:10:50These.
00:10:51Why do you have these?
00:10:53You have no idea the week that I've had.
00:10:55I'm sure it'd be a hell of a lot easier if you didn't smash your head against a wall.
00:11:00My mom has some kind of autoimmune disease.
00:11:03And instead of helping her, I'm busy taking care of my dad.
00:11:06I mean, he can't contain himself.
00:11:07I'd like to see how you handled that situation.
00:11:19My dad was diagnosed with Alzheimer's when I was seven.
00:11:24He died last year.
00:11:27And yesterday would have been my sister's 30th birthday, but she OD'd when I was 10.
00:11:34But I guess you're the only one who's ever dealt with something shitty, right?
00:11:44I'm your friend, Keller.
00:11:50But I'm not gonna try to change you.
00:11:55Thanks, man.
00:12:23Oh, man.
00:12:25It's been since senior year, right?
00:12:27Yeah, you killed it in Cabaret.
00:12:29Well, she would have been the star if she hadn't gone to private school.
00:12:32Hey, I'm Keller.
00:12:33Oh, please.
00:12:33I'm a hugger.
00:12:34This is Emma.
00:12:35You can call me Em.
00:12:38Well, I'm here with a buddy.
00:12:39You guys should join us.
00:12:40You sure?
00:12:41Yeah.
00:12:45I like your sweater.
00:12:46Thanks.
00:12:50Our next studio session's in March.
00:12:53Hopefully it'll last two weeks, but we're keeping our options open.
00:12:56Greg's been killing it in the studio.
00:12:58Trying to.
00:12:59I'm hoping he does the music for the next short film.
00:13:02Wait.
00:13:02Is Keller the guy you mentioned?
00:13:04What?
00:13:05Chase has mentioned that you make short films and he wants to audition.
00:13:08That's not what I said.
00:13:10Sorry, man.
00:13:11Works a little slow right now.
00:13:15I like your tattoo.
00:13:17Thanks.
00:13:18Blackbird is my favorite song.
00:13:20So you like the White Album?
00:13:22Um, I actually don't like the Beatles other than Blackbird.
00:13:27What?
00:13:29I'm sorry.
00:13:30Lennon's voice annoys the hell out of me.
00:13:31Em's a snob.
00:13:32Oh, unapologetically.
00:13:34And if we're gonna get into Lennon's personal life.
00:13:36Okay, okay.
00:13:37If we're gonna talk John versus Yoko, I think we should go meet Jake at Spears.
00:13:40Yeah.
00:13:41Fair enough.
00:13:41I agree.
00:13:42Lennon's a prick.
00:13:44Good.
00:13:47Nice to meet you.
00:13:49You too.
00:14:01She's filling you.
00:14:03I don't know, man.
00:14:04It's rare anyone shows interest these days.
00:14:08I'm not wrong.
00:14:14I've always been a fan of this shitty ring.
00:14:17A dream.
00:14:18I'm not wrong.
00:14:19A dream.
00:14:19I'm the dream.
00:14:21It's funny this is the third time he's forgotten he's at the grocery,
00:14:24he's not that hard to remember.
00:14:26I understand why you're mad.
00:14:27But you've been way too hard on him.
00:14:29Well maybe he should remember to do what he's been with,
00:14:31he's not going to be hard on him.
00:14:33Calm down, sweetheart.
00:14:35Okay, but, he, he needs to step it up.
00:15:15Did you get back safe?
00:15:17When?
00:15:19When you hauled ass from the Delta house last Saturday.
00:15:23Oh god, barely.
00:15:26Did something happen?
00:15:29Kind of.
00:15:30I ended up walking a door.
00:15:33Well, what happened?
00:15:34Were they cool?
00:15:36Yeah, they actually were really cool.
00:15:38One of the guys ended up walking me back to my room.
00:15:42That's creepy.
00:15:45No, he was actually really sweet.
00:15:48I woke up and there was ibuprofen next to my bed.
00:15:51And have you seen him since?
00:15:54No.
00:15:57I don't know, he probably saw my Mennonite stuff and thinks I'm some sheltered church girl.
00:16:03And in less than two minutes, he would change his mind.
00:16:09I don't know if I'm supposed to be offended by that or not.
00:16:12You can take it any way you want.
00:16:15Since that's where the party is tonight.
00:16:42You're that girl I had to take care of a few weeks ago.
00:16:45Chip, right?
00:16:48No, uh, it's Mike.
00:16:54But hey, I don't know if I should serve you.
00:16:58You don't seem very tolerant.
00:17:02Okay, that is not fair.
00:17:04You only saw me drowning.
00:17:06You don't know how much I had that night.
00:17:08I could have had a trope of moonshine.
00:17:12That's nothing compared to what's in here?
00:17:14This is light beer.
00:17:16Hey dipshit, stop flirting and run the keg.
00:17:22You did kind of take a while to pour that.
00:17:27Guess I have to take you on a date.
00:17:31Okay.
00:17:32Cool.
00:17:35So you're the youngest?
00:17:37Yeah.
00:17:38One brother, two sisters.
00:17:41Are you guys close?
00:17:44I am with my brother.
00:17:46But I don't know.
00:17:48I feel like parents aren't as observant as they once were.
00:17:53I don't know about that.
00:17:55I feel like my parents were pretty laser focused on me and my brother's life.
00:17:59So you're close with them?
00:18:01Yeah.
00:18:02Yeah.
00:18:03I talk to my mom, like, every day.
00:18:06That's awesome.
00:18:11So what's with the journal?
00:18:14I didn't know you noticed.
00:18:17I like to say it's the Italian in me.
00:18:21But my friends make fun of me for that.
00:18:24But I don't know.
00:18:26I like to think of myself as a good writer.
00:18:29I try to jot down dots as much as I can.
00:18:33What makes you think you're so good?
00:18:36I'm sorry.
00:18:38I'm not trying to doubt you.
00:18:39I just mean, like, was English your best subject in school?
00:18:45It was.
00:18:46It was.
00:18:49But to me, it's more than that.
00:18:51I mean, when I would write a paper,
00:18:56I didn't have to go above and beyond to try to get my words out.
00:19:03You know, I could just formulate sentences in the best way.
00:19:10But even if it, you know, was a couple paragraphs I threw together for a paper, I'd still get an
00:19:15A.
00:19:17So I've been writing extensively ever since.
00:19:22I love that you're passionate about it.
00:19:28I actually used to go to that church.
00:19:30Oh.
00:19:31Are you very religious?
00:19:34I believe in God.
00:19:36But, um, I don't know, I didn't really believe in any of the other stuff the congregation followed.
00:19:43What about you?
00:19:44Do you believe in God?
00:19:49I have not decided yet.
00:19:53My dad was actually planning on becoming a priest until he met my mom.
00:19:57I know.
00:19:58He tried to raise us all Catholic.
00:20:01Did it take?
00:20:05My brother used to go to Christmas Mass drunk.
00:20:12I actually went to a Mennonite church when I was a toddler.
00:20:15No way.
00:20:16The Amish type people who ride horses and buggies and stuff?
00:20:21Yep.
00:20:22Yeah.
00:20:23Is your family Mennonite?
00:20:26Kind of.
00:20:27Um, my parents had me when they were still in college, so they hired this Mennonite couple
00:20:33to watch me while they were in classes.
00:20:36That's incredible.
00:20:37Yeah.
00:20:39Yeah, they get too much black.
00:20:41They're honestly some of the best people I've ever met.
00:20:46Awesome.
00:20:50You fascinate me.
00:21:06Well, I will definitely be jotting this story down.
00:21:28Hey, what can I get you to drink?
00:21:29Um, I'll stick to beer for now.
00:21:33Can I get the one from Sinistral?
00:21:36Yeah.
00:21:36Two from Sinistral, please.
00:21:38Glad you came.
00:21:39You too.
00:21:41You know we get along when I agree to you taking me to a bluegrass show.
00:21:45Thanks.
00:21:47Just know, if I get drunk tonight, I consent.
00:21:50I'm sorry, what?
00:21:52You heard me.
00:22:00Hey, so I appreciate it, but was that really necessary?
00:22:05Absolutely.
00:22:06If that's not clear, it becomes a gray area.
00:22:09I just wanted to be up front.
00:22:11Well, thanks.
00:22:14What makes you think I'd even want to?
00:22:17I have a pretty good sense of when guys want me.
00:22:21Okay, fair enough.
00:22:23Well, so you've got a lot of experience, I take it?
00:22:27I'm sorry.
00:22:29It's okay.
00:22:30I can help you with some word interest.
00:22:34I have.
00:22:35Oh, really?
00:22:36Is that a problem?
00:22:37No.
00:22:38You're allowed to do whatever you want.
00:22:39Thanks.
00:22:42If it makes you feel better, a lot of them sucked.
00:22:45Nothing worse than a bad hookup.
00:22:47That's not exactly what I meant.
00:22:49Oh, really?
00:22:51Like my ex, Brian.
00:22:54This one time he was supposed to drive me to the hospital.
00:22:57He literally forgot and then laughed when I brought it up.
00:23:00Oh, Jesus.
00:23:02You still see that, dude?
00:23:03No, thank God.
00:23:05Every time we meet, we have hate sex.
00:23:07It's always a bad idea, but it always happens.
00:23:11Sorry to hear that.
00:23:13It's not all bad.
00:23:15Pretty fun, actually.
00:23:22If it's not clear, I like to take the first step.
00:23:33So, do you need me to head out?
00:23:36Only if you want to.
00:23:38So it's cool if I stay?
00:23:40Of course.
00:23:45What do you want to do?
00:23:50You want to watch a clip from my latest short film?
00:23:55Yeah.
00:23:56Sounds good.
00:23:57Cool.
00:24:14Do you remember anything?
00:24:16It keeps coming back.
00:24:18How drunk were you?
00:24:19Not a fan?
00:24:21What?
00:24:21Listen, I just need you to tell me what to do.
00:24:24I don't even know if you know.
00:24:26You need to tell someone, or I will.
00:24:42I'm sorry.
00:24:45I really don't like movies.
00:24:49It's cool.
00:24:49We can do something else.
00:24:50No, it's not.
00:24:52Why not?
00:24:53Because, Keller, I really like you.
00:24:57And you're clearly very passionate about this.
00:25:00I just, I just don't know how this would work.
00:25:04I mean, let's not get ahead of ourselves.
00:25:06What do you mean?
00:25:11I'm going to go.
00:25:11No, no, don't go.
00:25:13You don't want me here.
00:25:14No, I do want you here.
00:25:16Look, please stay.
00:25:31I'm still surprised you're not heading to Miami, or someplace fuckheads like us usually go.
00:25:38Well, my family misses me.
00:25:42I'm sorry you couldn't afford spring training.
00:25:45I'll be sure to make it to Fenway once the season starts.
00:25:49Do you decide what you're going to do yet?
00:25:52I'll probably just go home.
00:25:54But your car's in the shop.
00:25:58I'll figure it out.
00:26:01Hey.
00:26:04I would have invited you.
00:26:05I just feel like I didn't want to put that pressure on you after two months.
00:26:10I totally understand.
00:26:16Walk me down?
00:26:18Sure.
00:26:18It's a simple thing.
00:26:21Loving you makes me want to sing.
00:26:25Takes me to new heights.
00:26:30Puts me at ease.
00:26:36You're the sweetest thing I've ever known.
00:26:41There's no questioning how much we've grown.
00:26:45Love in harmony.
00:26:52Can I help you?
00:26:55Kim, right?
00:26:56Yes.
00:26:58Hi.
00:26:58I'm Mike.
00:27:00I'm Lynn's boyfriend.
00:27:03Does Lynn know you're coming?
00:27:06I wanted it to be a surprise.
00:27:12Gordon.
00:27:14This is Mike.
00:27:17Pleasure.
00:27:20Lynn!
00:27:27Hey, Mike.
00:27:29Hey.
00:27:32You couldn't have given me a heads up?
00:27:36I wanted to surprise you.
00:27:38Oh, Jesus.
00:27:39It's not my fucking birthday, Mike.
00:27:40This is you meeting my parents for the first time.
00:27:43I kind of wanted that to be on my terms.
00:27:46Well, your dad seems to approve.
00:27:49I don't.
00:27:52I'll leave.
00:27:54How?
00:27:55You're going to walk 10 miles back to I-81 and hitchhike back to Fredericksburg?
00:28:00I don't mind.
00:28:01Don't manipulate me, Mike.
00:28:04Lynn.
00:28:07I'm sorry.
00:28:09I didn't mean to manipulate you.
00:28:13What do you want me to do?
00:28:34Thanks for making dinner, Kim.
00:28:35But y'all wouldn't have to make dinner again at 11 p.m.
00:28:39It's just a sandwich.
00:28:47How are the socks doing this season?
00:28:49I heard you're a fan.
00:28:51Mmm.
00:28:52Trash.
00:28:54They've been trash my entire life.
00:28:56At this point, you could call me a masochist.
00:29:07Mmm.
00:29:08So, uh, when are we seeing the buggy people?
00:29:11The buggy people?
00:29:13Uh, he means Margie.
00:29:15Mom.
00:29:15He means the Mennonites.
00:29:18That's my bad.
00:29:20We were planning on going to see them tomorrow.
00:29:24Can I come?
00:29:25Sure.
00:29:27They love masochists.
00:29:36You know, it's really interesting how wonderful they've been to your family over the years.
00:29:42What made you want to reach out to them?
00:29:44It's interesting, actually.
00:29:46We met them at a farmer's market, and they were fawning all over Lynn.
00:29:50They asked about our lives, and we told them that we were in college, and it was fawning.
00:29:55It had to be like a glass.
00:30:09Hey.
00:30:10Hey.
00:30:12Sorry to show up.
00:30:14I just wanted to talk, and I haven't heard from you.
00:30:17Well, I'm, I'm breaking ten.
00:30:20Cool.
00:30:28You saw me at my worst the other night.
00:30:31I tried to keep it together, but I, I feel movies too much.
00:30:37I'm not a fan of audience manipulation.
00:30:39I feel enough already.
00:30:43I am sorry that you had to see that, but I have to be honest with you.
00:30:52Remember when I told you that my ex didn't take me to the hospital?
00:30:56Well, it wasn't like a broken arm.
00:31:04It was a very hard semester for me, and I'd been saving my antidepressants so that one
00:31:12day I could.
00:31:15He knew?
00:31:18Thought I was lying.
00:31:27I'm glad you're here.
00:31:29I am too.
00:31:31The day I lived is the happiest I've ever been.
00:31:35But if I ever seem sad or stressed, I want you to know that I am working on it.
00:31:40And sometimes it's gonna happen, but I am definitely getting better.
00:31:47I told you what's going on in my life, right?
00:31:50Yeah, a, a bit.
00:31:53Em, I like you.
00:31:56But I'm just not sure I can handle all this right now.
00:31:58Eventually, maybe.
00:32:00But I gotta figure my own shit out before I can help you with yours.
00:32:03You wouldn't need to help me, you just...
00:32:05Yes, yes I would.
00:32:07And I'd want to, and I'd feel obligated to.
00:32:11And I just need you to know that right now, I can't handle it.
00:32:16I'm...
00:32:20Okay.
00:32:23I appreciate you coming to see me.
00:32:27Take care of yourself.
00:32:31I'll be right here.
00:32:33I'll be right here.
00:32:37I'll be right here.
00:32:39I'll be right here.
00:32:40I'll be right here.
00:32:40I'll be right here.
00:32:42I'll be right here.
00:32:46Hello, this is Mike Romano.
00:32:48Hello, Mr. Romano.
00:32:49This is Chris with the marketing department for the Boston Red Sox.
00:32:53Hey, if you've got a moment, I'm reaching out because I read your student article on the
00:32:56Bill Buckner play.
00:32:57And I gotta say, sir, I was very impressed with your work.
00:33:00Hey, you graduate in a few weeks, correct?
00:33:03Yes.
00:33:04Yes.
00:33:04Yes, I do.
00:33:05Well, that's fantastic.
00:33:07Hey, if you've got the time next month, would you be interested in coming in for an interview?
00:33:12Uh, Mr. Romano, you there?
00:33:14Uh, yeah.
00:33:15Yeah, I'm here.
00:33:16Well, hey, what do you think?
00:33:18Save the day and I'll be there.
00:33:19Perfect.
00:33:19How's the 17th sound?
00:33:23Lynn?
00:33:25I cannot begin to tell you about the call I just had.
00:33:34Lynn, what's going on?
00:33:35No.
00:33:36Um, I went to the doctor today about the pain.
00:33:42Is that not what you thought?
00:33:47No.
00:33:50Um, it's worse.
00:33:54It's a lot worse.
00:33:56Lynn.
00:34:06They think that I might have cervical cancer.
00:34:18When, when would you find out?
00:34:23Next week, I think.
00:34:29Is, is it treatable?
00:34:32Uh, yeah, I think so.
00:34:41Well, we're going to do everything we can to get you better.
00:34:46I'm here for you, baby.
00:34:51I'm always here for you.
00:34:58Um, Mike, it's worse.
00:35:05Worse?
00:35:09If, if I have it, I, I wouldn't be able to, I would be infertile, Mike.
00:35:22Well.
00:35:28Baby.
00:35:30It's going to be okay.
00:35:33Hey.
00:35:34Can you, can you just go?
00:35:36Lynn.
00:35:37No, please, please, can you go?
00:35:42Okay.
00:36:00Okay.
00:36:06Yeah, all right.
00:36:08I'm sorry.
00:36:08Sorry.
00:36:08Hmm.
00:36:09If.
00:36:09If.
00:36:21It's funny.
00:36:38Hey, I'm gonna fight this with you, and I'm not going anywhere.
00:37:07Okay, I came in here to see if you got your mother's meds, but I guess we have a whole
00:37:12other issue.
00:37:12It's not an issue.
00:37:14Oh, it's not?
00:37:14No, because I'm not 12.
00:37:16No, you're 21, and you still live under my roof.
00:37:19What's that supposed to mean?
00:37:21Did you pick up her prescription?
00:37:25It was a hard day, and I just...
00:37:27I don't care how many times this time you fucked up at work.
00:37:31Without those meds, your mother can't sleep without agonizing pain.
00:37:35Then I'll go get them.
00:37:37The pharmacy is closed, Keller.
00:37:40Your mom can't sleep in pain.
00:37:42Cute, Dad.
00:37:44Excuse me?
00:37:44I mean, maybe I'd have some sympathy if you didn't come in here firing bullets.
00:37:49How is what I just said firing bullets?
00:37:51I could have picked up her pills and shoved them down her throat, and you still would have
00:37:54found a reason to be pissed off at me.
00:37:56How about you pick up those fucking meds, and I don't have a reason to be pissed off?
00:38:00How about you and mom take care of yourself so I don't have to deal with this shit?
00:38:03We take care of ourselves!
00:38:05Sure.
00:38:05You're more than happy to take care of mom as long as you get to bitch at me to help
00:38:08pick up your slack.
00:38:12Get the fuck out of my house.
00:38:16Dad?
00:38:17Get out!
00:38:19Come back when you can actually help your mother and I.
00:38:22Are you serious?
00:38:23I am.
00:38:25Good luck.
00:38:36Fuck!
00:38:38Damn it!
00:38:41Fuck!
00:38:46Dad!
00:39:02If I promise to work on my panic attacks, will you give me a second chance?
00:39:07Um, uh...
00:39:08Keller?
00:39:10No, um...
00:39:10I don't want to put pressure on you.
00:39:12No, no, no, no.
00:39:13It's, it's, um...
00:39:15What's going on?
00:39:15My dad kicked me out.
00:39:17Why?
00:39:19Where are you right now?
00:39:21I don't know.
00:39:23I don't know.
00:39:24I...
00:39:25I'm going to send you my address.
00:39:27Please come here.
00:39:28You'll be safe.
00:39:30Are you sure?
00:39:32I'll text you.
00:39:33See you soon.
00:39:35Okay.
00:39:36Okay.
00:39:37Okay.
00:39:57You sure you're okay with this?
00:39:59It's no problem at all.
00:40:02You should rest.
00:40:04Keller, lay down.
00:40:05Mm-hmm.
00:40:13You're safe, Keller.
00:40:18Please cry.
00:40:19It's okay.
00:40:22Okay.
00:40:33Hey.
00:40:34Hey.
00:40:36Is everything all right?
00:40:37Come with me.
00:40:41Honey, isn't your mom coming?
00:40:44Yeah.
00:40:45Look.
00:40:46What's going on?
00:40:47I don't have cancer.
00:40:49Are you serious?
00:40:50Yeah.
00:40:51You got the test results back?
00:40:53Mm-hmm.
00:40:53Oh, my God.
00:40:55Um...
00:40:56As well as this.
00:40:57As well as this.
00:41:14What are you thinking?
00:41:20I...
00:41:22I don't know.
00:41:30Can we talk about it?
00:41:35I have to know what's going on in your mind, Mike.
00:41:39Is this what you want?
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:46Now?
00:41:48I'm scared that later isn't an option.
00:41:56As of ten minutes ago,
00:41:59I thought I was going to lose you.
00:42:04This is what I want, too.
00:42:16Lynn, is everything okay?
00:42:18The front door was...
00:42:22Mom, wait.
00:42:27Mom, stop.
00:42:28I can't believe this, Lynn.
00:42:30Mom, this is good.
00:42:31I don't have cancer.
00:42:32Well, that doesn't mean this is right.
00:42:35Please.
00:42:37Excuse me?
00:42:40This isn't up to you, Mom.
00:42:42I want to keep the baby.
00:42:59That was fucking terrible.
00:43:02Are you surprised?
00:43:05No.
00:43:07I'm sure your dad, the ex-priest,
00:43:09is going to have a few more things to say.
00:43:13Not after tonight.
00:43:26Are you sure?
00:43:29How did you get a ring so fast?
00:43:31I bought it a month before you told me.
00:43:36Will you marry me?
00:43:39Yes.
00:44:01You've reached Dan DeKette's office.
00:44:04Hi.
00:44:05This is Mike Romano.
00:44:08I was offered the marketing assistant position last week.
00:44:14I'm afraid I have to turn down the offer.
00:44:17I understand.
00:44:18Well, we were very sorry to hear that,
00:44:20but thank you for letting us know.
00:44:22Of course.
00:44:26I appreciate your consideration.
00:44:29Yeah, no worries.
00:44:30Well, have a great day.
00:44:31Bye.
00:44:36Bye.
00:44:37It's a party at the end of the night
00:44:48Three masons in their graves
00:44:52Reading what their tombstones say
00:44:58I listen to you as we walk
00:45:08I don't believe in the spirit that followed us through Princess Anne Street
00:45:21Talk about her all night
00:45:26See her trust in white
00:45:41Hey
00:45:43Excited for the bachelor party?
00:45:46Yeah, haven't seen my brother in over a year since the proposal. It's supposed to be a cool town.
00:45:51And where are you living after this, Greg's?
00:45:54His mom's still trying to decide if it's okay.
00:45:56So you don't even know a real?
00:45:59I should know by the weekend
00:46:05If you want health problems like your mother, keep smoking
00:46:15Can I have the water's end IPA?
00:46:17Would you like to start a tap?
00:46:18Yes, please. Two, please.
00:46:21Thanks.
00:46:21No problem.
00:46:25You, uh, hear from mom lately?
00:46:27Um, yeah. She told me that I should pay for you when I can.
00:46:33Fun words before your bachelor party.
00:46:35I'm about to get married. This is nothing.
00:46:38Thanks.
00:46:44Have you heard from her at all?
00:46:47No. She's too busy planning her trip to Elton Head.
00:46:51I think they both needed that.
00:46:53Yeah. They're going to the beach and I don't have a place to live.
00:46:59I think the first step in all of this, Keller, is you looking past yourself.
00:47:02It's not just about your relationship with them. It's about their marriage, too.
00:47:09How did you and Katie make it work?
00:47:11We're open about our feelings. We communicate.
00:47:14I need to get better at that.
00:47:17Sounds like you are with this girl in.
00:47:36Cheers.
00:47:44Hey! How's the trip?
00:47:48Way better than I expected.
00:47:50That's so great to hear. You really needed that.
00:47:53I agree.
00:47:57You're the best.
00:47:59Thanks, baby.
00:48:04Holy shit. These bridesmaids will not stop arguing about the dresses.
00:48:09I feel like they really don't understand that I do not give a shit about their opinions.
00:48:15You know I am not normally this self-centered.
00:48:18But that day will be the exception.
00:48:21You badass bitch.
00:48:37Mike.
00:48:39What's up?
00:48:42What is it?
00:48:43Dear Mike, we are sorry to hear that you had to turn down the marketing assistant position.
00:48:48We hope you will consider jobs in the future.
00:48:53I...
00:48:54Did you turn down a job for the Red Sox?
00:49:02Yeah.
00:49:05Why?
00:49:11That is not what I wanted.
00:49:13Don't say that, Lynn. Don't.
00:49:15You gave up your dream job because of me?
00:49:17It was a writing job with the Red Sox.
00:49:21I couldn't have known it existed until they called.
00:49:26And you couldn't accept it?
00:49:28I know you want to raise our children here in Fredericksburg.
00:49:33Plus, I don't want to have to make you move to Boston while you're pregnant.
00:49:38Mike, don't make that.
00:49:38Lynn, Lynn, Lynn.
00:49:40I love you.
00:49:42And I love our baby.
00:49:46I want to be there.
00:49:47For Zach.
00:49:49And turning down a job for him?
00:49:52Doesn't change a thing.
00:49:54And it's writing.
00:49:56For the Red Sox.
00:49:58I mean, you love to write!
00:50:07If I show you what I've been working on, do you promise not to tell him?
00:50:12Who?
00:50:16I'm writing a letter to Zach.
00:50:22That's...that's wonderful.
00:50:24Have you been working on it for a while?
00:50:27Every day.
00:50:29Since you told me I was going to be a dad.
00:50:32And I will every day until he's born.
00:50:36I'm going to make it into a book and give it to him on his 18th birthday.
00:50:44My son is going to have an amazing dad.
00:50:48Only 180 more letters to go.
00:51:01How are applications going?
00:51:03These cover letters are slowly sucking out my soul.
00:51:07Well, I think you're making the right call, baby.
00:51:10Yeah.
00:51:11Yeah, I do too.
00:51:11I just wish I could keep a job a little longer.
00:51:14Well, let's just make sure this job's more beneficial to you.
00:51:18I'm definitely not settling this time.
00:51:20You look nice.
00:51:21Where are you going?
00:51:22I have to be going somewhere to look nice?
00:51:25No.
00:51:26What?
00:51:26I'm sorry. I didn't mean to assume.
00:51:36Remember Brian?
00:51:40Your ex Brian?
00:51:44He's in town?
00:51:46Your ex that didn't take you to the hospital.
00:51:49He wants to get dinner.
00:51:51Your ex who you always end up hooking up with.
00:51:53It's just dinner.
00:51:54Yeah, sure it is.
00:51:55Keller.
00:51:55You're the one that said that when you two are together you can't control yourselves and
00:51:58you always end up hooking up, so...
00:52:00So you're not cool with it?
00:52:03If it was just an ex, then sure, fine, whatever.
00:52:06But I don't get why you'd even want to see this guy.
00:52:09Well, who are you to tell me who I can and can't see?
00:52:12Fine. Do whatever you want.
00:52:16Now, Keller, let's talk about this.
00:52:21What's your concern?
00:52:25Don't you trust me?
00:52:27Yeah, I want to.
00:52:37Em. Em. Em.
00:52:40You're right. You're absolutely right.
00:52:42Well, I didn't mean to.
00:52:43I don't deserve you.
00:52:44Yes, you do.
00:52:45I'm glad Brian didn't take me to the hospital. I shouldn't have gone at all.
00:52:48Em. Hey. Hey, Em. I trust you. Okay? And I love you. And I'm so happy we're together. You are
00:52:56my everything.
00:53:06Well, if you trust me, then I guess it doesn't make that big a difference if I go see him,
00:53:12right?
00:53:15Um. I mean, I guess not.
00:53:17Are you sure? I just think it would be good to catch up.
00:53:24Yeah, yeah, um, whatever.
00:53:29I'll see you in a few hours, baby.
00:53:50I like the Airbnb.
00:53:53How's the job?
00:53:55I think I'll be a jewelry retailer forever.
00:53:58You say that like it's a bad thing.
00:54:00I am nothing but proud.
00:54:03And how's the new guy?
00:54:06Keller?
00:54:07He's good.
00:54:09And he's okay? With your anxiety?
00:54:14I've honestly never been with someone who's more okay with it.
00:54:19Well, I won't take offense to that.
00:54:23I'm, uh, I'm glad you hear him.
00:54:32Thanks for having me, Brian.
00:54:35I think I'm gonna head out.
00:54:38Yeah? Since when do you turn someone down?
00:54:41Like I always say yes?
00:54:43Well, yeah.
00:54:48You just made this a lot easier.
00:54:51I love this guy, Brian.
00:54:53I'm not gonna fuck it up this time.
00:55:06Keller?
00:55:09Keller!
00:55:14Hey.
00:55:15Did you sleep with him?
00:55:16Baby, no.
00:55:18Why'd you have to go?
00:55:19Why'd you have to fucking manipulate me?
00:55:22I manipulated you?
00:55:23I didn't know what to do with that.
00:55:25I'm so sorry, Keller. I'm so, so sorry.
00:55:29Please don't do that again.
00:55:30I won't.
00:55:32I won't. I promise. I won't.
00:55:39Yes.
00:55:43What's that?
00:55:45Superman!
00:55:46Okay, Superman's gonna take a nap with you too.
00:55:49Right? You and Superman.
00:55:51We're gonna take a little nap.
00:55:55Comfy?
00:56:13They're still not even really sure what it is, Mom.
00:56:17Yeah, the doctor ran tests last week, but they think that maybe they need to rent some more.
00:56:21I don't know.
00:56:25I need to talk to Mike about the costs, but...
00:56:28Our insurance is not very good, so I don't even think we'd be able to even afford treating it.
00:56:34Oh, that's him now. I gotta go. I'll call you back.
00:56:40Hey.
00:56:42You're home early.
00:56:44I got the deal closed early, so...
00:56:47Decided to come home and do some budgeting.
00:56:51I'm just gonna go check on Zack, but then I want to talk to you about something.
00:56:55Okay.
00:57:15Okay.
00:57:33Hey.
00:57:36Honey, I think we're gonna have to go with our second option.
00:57:41Why?
00:57:44Zack's ear surgery set us back way more than I thought.
00:57:49And if we still want to buy the house before our second birthday, I think you gotta do it.
00:57:56Yeah, it's fine.
00:57:58It's not a bad idea.
00:58:06Do you know of any parents around to get a daycare started?
00:58:11I think so.
00:58:13And we can just do it here.
00:58:15That should be fine.
00:58:19Thanks, love.
00:58:20I really appreciate you doing this.
00:58:28You okay?
00:58:30Yeah.
00:58:31Yeah.
00:58:34I'm gonna go start reaching out to parents.
00:58:38What was it that you wanted to talk to me about?
00:58:43Oh, um...
00:58:44I found a preschool that I really like for Zack, but we can just worry about that later.
00:58:51Okay.
00:59:05Yeah, when my mom first met him, she was like, he seems great.
00:59:09He looks like he's 12, but he seems great.
00:59:13Yeah, we call Keller a puppy for a reason.
00:59:18Hey, I'll be right back.
00:59:22She's great, Keller. I love her.
00:59:24Well, I knew you two would get along, so...
00:59:28I'm sure Dad will, too.
00:59:30She's, uh, not hard to love.
00:59:35He misses you, Keller.
00:59:37Not surprising.
00:59:40I don't get why you...
00:59:41I'm not coming home.
00:59:43Look, if you just let me talk to you for too long...
00:59:45Then don't say something that you know I'm gonna disagree with.
00:59:49Wait, so you're mad at me, too?
00:59:51No.
00:59:51I'm not...
00:59:52How could you possibly be mad at me?
00:59:54I'm not mad at you, Mom.
00:59:58And I'm happy that you're doing so much better.
01:00:02And I'm sorry for the way that I acted, but he couldn't have handled this any worse.
01:00:11I don't understand how you could be so oblivious.
01:00:16Excuse me?
01:00:20You view everything from the scope of how you're always the victim?
01:00:25You have no perception of any faults you may have.
01:00:28Any faults I may have? Why is it always on me?
01:00:34Once again, Keller, you can't look past yourself.
01:00:37You know I needed help.
01:00:39And you can't take one second to see how much I've sacrificed.
01:00:46Listen to what your dad has done for this family.
01:00:49What he did for me.
01:00:51What he did for you and your brother.
01:00:54Then you can lecture us on sacrifice.
01:00:57If he wants me to come home, he can ask me himself.
01:01:05And yeah, his dad didn't...
01:01:06We're leaving.
01:01:07What's up?
01:01:07Just taking disappointed shots from your guns.
01:01:13Now that I see...
01:01:15I'm finally free...
01:01:21I wanna be...
01:01:24Lost at the sea.
01:01:27In a ship whose name is I'm not hiding.
01:01:35she's right what about i am an asshole i'm a fucking narcissist
01:01:43tell her i do have a victim's mentality
01:01:50maybe it just took her saying that to realize it
01:01:54well you've never been selfish to me i haven't
01:01:58no but i can't speak for her
01:02:03it's hard to realize that you're an asshole
01:02:06a victim's mentality doesn't make you an asshole
01:02:12come here
01:02:27as a father asleep
01:02:31to black and white TV
01:02:36that far away
01:02:41now the current dream
01:02:46it's winter dreams
01:02:51electricity
01:02:55there are words to say
01:03:00there are songs to sing
01:03:03when i can't hardly sleep
01:03:11at all
01:03:16home
01:03:19i'm on my way
01:03:24to a holiday
01:03:28i'm on my way
01:03:47i'm on my way
01:04:02hi
01:04:05is he asleep
01:04:07he is
01:04:08he is
01:04:10thank you honey
01:04:12for what
01:04:14i know you didn't want to start the daycare
01:04:17it just shows how big your heart is
01:04:22i'm glad i did
01:04:24and the new place is going to be perfect for it
01:04:29i'm going to go grab another box
01:04:44hey lynn
01:04:47i think
01:04:48we should have another kid
01:04:52you're kidding
01:04:54i'm not
01:04:56can we afford it
01:04:57could we afford
01:05:00zach
01:05:09should be an interesting speech
01:05:13it's for your brother
01:05:15not your dad
01:05:16yeah i know
01:05:17i just wish he'd like it
01:05:19i'm sure he will
01:05:23and now we'd like to call the best man keller
01:05:25i'd love to say a few words
01:05:29well for starters
01:05:30he is a terrible baseball player
01:05:32i mean worst guy in the field easy
01:05:36but what he makes up for his lack of athletics
01:05:39he brings to the table in being an amazing big brother
01:05:44you know
01:05:44i know i'm not the easiest kid brother to have
01:05:50but
01:05:50even when it's hard
01:05:52i know zach's always got my back
01:05:55and i am so sure he's going to bring the same love and energy to your marriage
01:06:00and um
01:06:02and so i propose a toast
01:06:04to the uh lovely bride and groom
01:06:11em
01:06:12baby
01:06:13baby what's wrong
01:06:15it's okay i'm right here
01:06:17i just can't handle drama
01:06:20what
01:06:22i don't understand
01:06:24i mean you know what's going on between me and my family
01:06:28i know it's wrong and i'm trying i'm sorry
01:06:31just
01:06:32just how i feel
01:06:34honey
01:06:35what's wrong
01:06:36please leave me alone
01:06:37mom
01:06:38please don't
01:06:39just
01:06:39honey it's okay
01:06:40i don't want to talk right now
01:06:42don't you
01:06:42fucking touch me
01:06:44you fucking bitch
01:06:49i'll be right back
01:06:51mom
01:06:51mom
01:06:52look
01:06:53she didn't mean it
01:06:54she's just panicking
01:06:55and
01:06:56it's fine killer
01:06:57are you sure
01:06:58mm-hmm
01:07:00go take care of her
01:07:01it's okay
01:07:02be a good boyfriend
01:07:11are you okay
01:07:14i think so
01:07:16okay good
01:07:18look i know you're my girlfriend
01:07:19but right now i really don't care
01:07:21no one talks to my mom like that okay
01:07:23i know keller i'm sorry i was upset
01:07:25i don't care
01:07:26you cut her down
01:07:28well i just said what you've been saying to me for months
01:07:31and what makes you think that you can say that to her
01:07:34i mean do you not want me to have a relationship with them
01:07:36of course i do
01:07:40i've enjoyed my time with you
01:07:43and what makes you think that that's gonna change
01:07:45i was upset keller
01:07:46if you can't handle me saying stupid things when i'm upset
01:07:49then maybe you don't care enough about me
01:07:51maybe i don't
01:07:56you don't
01:07:59em
01:08:01i want to help you
01:08:02but this is not okay
01:08:06do you love me
01:08:12i do love you
01:08:15and maybe that's not enough
01:08:19i love you too keller
01:08:22and i'm sorry i treated you like shit
01:08:26you deserve someone who doesn't
01:08:31tell your parents thanks for inviting me
01:08:56i love you
01:08:59Oh, my God.
01:09:34I think we should have another kid.
01:09:54You were my idea.
01:09:58Best idea I ever had.
01:10:30Kelly Ruano?
01:10:35Thanks for seeing me.
01:10:37Happy to.
01:10:38Greg has great things to say about you.
01:10:40He's a good friend.
01:11:06Hi, Keller.
01:11:08Or Megan.
01:11:10We found out yesterday that you were going to be in our lives.
01:11:14And I cannot wait to see who you become.
01:11:17I wrote the first of these letters to your brother, Zach.
01:11:20And felt it would only be fitting to write them for you as well.
01:11:26I'll never have the heart to tell you this myself, at least in person.
01:11:31But you were conceived on the steps of our basement.
01:11:35Jesus.
01:11:37When your mom and I met, the first year was wonderful.
01:11:40We knew exactly what we wanted.
01:11:42And we had a great time.
01:11:45You know, sometimes in life, it takes time to figure out who you want to be with.
01:11:51But it did not take me long.
01:11:54And I know now, that I made the right call.
01:12:21Hey, Em.
01:12:22It's, um...
01:12:24It's Keller.
01:12:24Keller, I heard you were in a wellness center.
01:12:28So, I imagine you won't get this for a while.
01:12:30But I...
01:12:31I just, um...
01:12:33Do you remember that night that we left my mom's for dinner?
01:12:39And I was upset.
01:12:41And you held me the whole night and sang to me?
01:12:46That's when I knew that I loved you.
01:12:50That's when I knew that someone loved me in ways that I had never felt before.
01:12:55I didn't know how to love.
01:12:58And I learned that from you.
01:13:01I won't regret, for a second, everything that you've done for me.
01:13:06And I know that moving forward, I'll be able to make something great out of my life because of you.
01:13:36How was therapy?
01:13:39It was good.
01:13:41I think he's gonna get me.
01:13:44How's mom?
01:13:46Good.
01:13:48She's tired from the meds, but she's keeping on.
01:13:51She amazes me.
01:13:53She still amazes me, too.
01:13:57Hey, Dad.
01:13:59How'd you know?
01:14:01How'd I know what?
01:14:04That's right.
01:14:04That mom was your person.
01:14:07I know I loved Em.
01:14:11But I know now that she's not my person.
01:14:15How did you know that mom was the one?
01:14:19You can marry the love of your life and still have a really hard marriage.
01:14:25You know, the first few months, it was nothing but fun.
01:14:29She helped me with school, and we went to parties.
01:14:33But it was when things got hard.
01:14:35It was when the hard decisions had to be made.
01:14:38But for me, those decisions were clear cut.
01:14:41I knew who I wanted to face those situations with.
01:14:44I knew she was mine.
01:14:48I hope I find something like that someday.
01:14:51You will, Keller.
01:14:53It's not a race.
01:14:57Good night, Dad.
01:14:59Good night, son.
01:15:33Good night, man.
01:15:38If I couldn't house him and met alone.
01:15:41I wanted to know, so tonight we could listen,
01:15:42food-education is filled,
01:15:42and were tuned this hour for me as the real expert.
01:15:42As I noticed, then we're doing theignative lifestyle...
01:15:42How'd that be?
01:15:42Good night.
01:15:49It's not as this your always voice...
01:15:50Then we didn't do anything whatever it wanted to be.
01:15:50I started doing...
01:15:50Then we could have ever fun...
01:15:52I wanted something to have to know that...