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00:05shit look at that place language sorry i mean it's impressive but like who needs that many
00:12rooms it's not about rooms it's about power that building has one purpose to say i'm the queen
00:19and you are my subjects huh you think so queen might look like a nice old lady but she comes
00:26from a long line of tyrants who all thought they were better than the rest of us i i didn't
00:41know
00:41they had burger marks here you called me dad
01:02so
01:07so
01:09so
01:29go go go get in there
01:31one team for casualty move me jesus christ what will happen here
01:35applying aqueous feeling is that part of her brain it's a green ghost
01:40i used to worship this guy as a kid
01:45capping the neck now
01:46sometimes it affects the spine
01:57beginning nanosuscitation
01:59locking in neural stabilizer
02:01omni man's alive get out of the way
02:08get ready for transport go go go careful don't bump her
02:13never seen anything like this
02:17god damn it
02:19i love you
02:19i love you
02:47are to make sure
02:48and are people
02:48they're
02:49this
02:49god
03:00hey mom what's wrong nothing just missing your dad he didn't come home last night mom
03:07stop worrying he probably got buried under a mountain again or something
03:12well it wouldn't be the first time don't be late for school
03:20nolan's receiving the absolute pinnacle of care as the global defense agency we have access to
03:27medical technology far beyond any normal hospital
03:35that's one of our threat response teams we're not in the mood for the tour donald sorry debbie
03:42my dad never mentioned you guys that's the idea we work with superheroes like your father to keep
03:48the world safe who knows maybe someday we'll even work with
03:57oh my god nolan dad
04:04he's gonna be okay right we hope so and our doctors are doing their best but we don't get a
04:10lot of
04:10viltrumites in here who did this we have no idea not yet anyway but we'll find out and when we
04:19do
04:19they're gonna look a hell of a lot worse than your dad right over there cecil stedman director the gda
04:28deborah i'm so sorry cecil you've got a lot of someone murdered the guardians of the globe last
04:34night oh my god all of them tore them limb from limb and we tried like hell to bring them
04:38back
04:39but nolan was the only survivor how is that even possible we don't know yet we also don't know why
04:45your dad was at guardians hq now working theory is whoever killed the guardians lured in there
04:50tried to wipe them all out at once why why well that's the easy part there isn't a super villain
04:57alive who doesn't want omni-man and the guardians six feet under and we're keeping this all hush-hush
05:02for now but news will break i wanted you and mark to know first
05:07cold towels and ice water and have a cot brought in here for me deborah we've got the best i've
05:13patched
05:13nolan up for 20 years cecil i am not leaving yeah of course debbie
05:26sir there's some kind of attack happening downtown it seems numerous contacts heavy
05:30weaponry multiple casual now we're a little understaffed in the hero department
05:34and we're a little understaffed in the hero department
06:10Get it together, Rook.
06:12Get it together.
06:14Get in there.
06:23Stop!
06:24Get away from those p***s!
06:40Get away from those p***s.
07:13Get away from those p***s.
07:39I don't know who you are, but it's time to go.
07:44Jotila, your rank.
07:53Eve, two and a half seconds after this sentence, three enemy tanks will align 50 degrees to your rank.
07:58I got it.
08:05Rex, the civilian's in danger to your left.
08:07Uh, yeah.
08:08Yeah, I got eyes too, Robot.
08:16Duplicate.
08:23Keep doing what you are doing.
08:33You, get her to a hospital.
08:35We can handle this.
08:37You're out of meat.
08:38What?
08:39Just go!
08:44Admirable intention, but I am not positive we can't handle this.
09:07Guys, I'm down to pocket change here.
09:11They're killing me faster than I can keep up.
09:14We gave evil time to escape.
09:17That's what matters.
09:18I know.
09:19Me living is what matters.
09:21Then I have bad news.
09:29So good.
09:32What?
09:38What?
10:04I don't know what just happened, but I think I speak for everyone here
10:08When I say I never want it to happen ever again
10:17Indeed
10:21Help! Anyone! I need help!
10:24Freeze
10:25He needs a doctor
10:27Come on, give her to us
10:30Clamp that vein and get a trip started
10:32Prep operating room 6
10:34He's clear
10:45Mark!
10:47I tried my best
10:50Tried to be like Dad
10:55It's okay
10:57It's okay
11:12Hey!
11:14Hey!
11:15Watch it, dick
11:17Hey, Mark
11:19Mark
11:20Mark
11:23Whoa! Are you okay?
11:26My dad, um, he got attacked
11:30What? You're kidding
11:33Oh, God, you're not kidding
11:35Is he okay? What happened?
11:38He's in the hospital
11:39They're doing, uh, they're doing their best, but it's messed up
11:44But, you know, he's really hurt
11:46Jesus, Mark
11:47I'm so sorry
11:48Did they catch you, did it?
11:50No, not yet
11:51Oh, speaking of someone who's been attacked in this stupid city
11:54I'm here for you
11:55Whatever you need
11:56You want to talk?
11:58I'll listen
11:58You and Debbie need a lasagna?
12:00I make a good one
12:01Actually, I make a great one
12:03Eve Wilkins
12:05Uh, um, yeah, that's her
12:09I need to talk to her
12:10Ha! You and all the other straight boys in a ten-mile radius
12:14Good luck with that
12:15And didn't you just get your ass kicked last week for Amber Bennett?
12:19Eve?
12:21Hi, um
12:22Oh, hey
12:23Mark, right?
12:25Grayson
12:25Yeah
12:27Um
12:28Thanks for saving my butt back there
12:31Y-
12:32Yesterday, I mean
12:33Yesterday?
12:34Oh
12:36Oh
12:37That was you
12:39In the blue and the yellow?
12:41Yeah
12:41That was me
12:43I'm, um
12:45Invincible
12:47God, that sounds dumb when I say it like that
12:50Sounds a little optimistic, maybe
12:54I'm Adam Eve
12:55But the rest of the team just calls me Eve
12:58So does everyone else
12:59Right, since it's kind of a normal name and not something like
13:02Invincible?
13:04Invincible, yeah
13:04Do you want to talk about yesterday?
13:08You look like you need to talk about yesterday
13:11I heard he just let Todd hit him
13:13Like 20 times
13:14He didn't flinch or anything
13:16Todd got so freaked out he stayed home for three days
13:19Are you talking about Mark Grayson?
13:21Duh
13:21Of course, Amber
13:23You're the reason Todd beat him up again
13:28I never recognized you before
13:30No one does
13:31It's a psychology thing
13:32If you don't expect to see a superhero in your school
13:35You don't see a superhero in your school
13:38Hmm
13:39I even follow Teen Team on Instagram
13:41That's us
13:42Everyone's fourth favorite superhero team
13:45I like you guys way better than Fight Force
13:47Oh, we're definitely better than Fight Force
13:50Those guys are the worst
13:51They got their asses kicked by the Lizard League last year
13:54Oh, I remember seeing that on TV
13:58So, you're new to this, right?
14:00Uh, I just got my powers
14:02That was my first big fight
14:04Ah, okay
14:05Explains a lot
14:07Still, not bad for a rookie
14:09Are you kidding?
14:10I froze out there
14:11People got hurt
14:12People escaped because of you
14:15And everyone freezes their first time
14:17I used to throw up before every fight
14:19Barf my guts out
14:21Really?
14:23Like a fire hydrant
14:25You'll get used to it
14:26The fights
14:27Not the barfing
14:29Uh, I...
14:31I just...
14:33It wasn't what I expected
14:35I figured I'd punch some aliens
14:38And they'd go home
14:39Not how it looks on TV
14:41No shit
14:45Thanks
14:46I charged $2.50 an hour
14:50Now I'm kidding
14:52You are new at this
14:56Why don't you come by
14:58And meet the team after school
14:59Team team?
15:01I don't know
15:02I heard they were only
15:04Everyone's fourth favorite
15:06Meet me out front after class
15:08Invincible
15:18You kids did good, Robot
15:19Thank you, Cecil
15:20It's an honor to assist
15:22The Global Defense Agency
15:23Though your use of the term
15:24Kids might be considered condescending
15:26But a victory
15:28No
15:28Do you know how many people
15:30Died here yesterday?
15:31Three hundred and thirty-eight
15:32Three hundred and thirty-eight
15:35And it only stopped there
15:36Because whoever the hell
15:37Those assholes were
15:38Ran away
15:38The Flaxons
15:40What?
15:41They call themselves
15:42The Flaxons
15:42I reverse-engineered their language
15:44Using recordings from the battle
15:46Any idea why they left
15:47Just when they were
15:48Kicking our asses?
15:49I have six ideas
15:55But I believe that
15:56Narrows it down to one
16:02Oxidized and corroded
16:04For an alloy like this
16:05That should take years
16:07Time runs faster
16:09Wherever they come from
16:10They ran off
16:11Because they were dying
16:12Of old age
16:13Huh
16:14Well, if they come back
16:15Maybe I'll just evacuate the area
16:17And wait till they get cancer
16:19How did that new kid do?
16:21Invincible?
16:22He has promise
16:23But he seems unprepared
16:24For the more
16:25Realistic aspects of superhero
16:28Well, he'd better toughen up
16:29We're gonna need his help
16:30Why?
16:35From one giant shit show to another
16:37Give me some good news, Donald
16:40Whoever did this cut the power and the backup
16:42They killed the cameras
16:43And the security systems
16:44Forensics
16:45Frankly, is stumped
16:46I told them to start over
16:48And try harder
16:48That's not good news
16:50That's not good news at all
16:51I ask you for some good news, Donald
16:55Get the hell out
16:57Everyone
16:59Come on
16:59You heard the director
17:00Move it
17:06Come on out
17:08I know you're there
17:11Wasn't hiding
17:20Sir, who the hell
17:21Damien Darkblood
17:22Demon detective
17:29Seven superheroes
17:30Murdered
17:31Strongest man on the planet
17:33Almost dead
17:34No suspects
17:35No leads
17:37How does he
17:38I don't know
17:38Demon magic or something
17:40If you're asking
17:41If we need your help
17:42Wasn't asking
17:46Fine
17:47Knock yourself out
17:49Help us solve the case
17:50Oh great horned Holmes
17:52Sir
17:52Are you sure?
17:54You got a problem with a demon?
17:56Thought you were an atheist, Donald
17:59Theoretically
18:03Hey
18:04I heard you took a few on the chin for me again
18:06Oh
18:07Hey, Amber
18:08Uh, yeah
18:09But don't worry
18:10I've got this amazing new strategy
18:12For dealing with Todd
18:13I let him hit me
18:14Until he gets bored
18:15And goes home
18:16Hmm
18:18Nice
18:19He'll never see it coming
18:20Unfortunately
18:21Neither will your face
18:22Eh, people always told me
18:24I was too pretty anyway
18:24Heh, I gotta run
18:25Catch you later
18:31Ready?
18:38Try to keep up
18:54Eve?
18:56Eve?
18:57Eve?
18:59Oh shit!
19:07Okay
19:08Let's try this again
19:15Follow me
19:33Now I know
19:41Cool.
19:44Big.
19:49Oh, hey.
19:51It's the Iceman.
19:53Rex.
19:54Couldn't have won that fight without you.
19:55Oh, except we did.
19:58They got old and ran away.
20:00Still counts.
20:01Welcome, Invincible.
20:02My name is Robot.
20:04Apologies for Rexplode.
20:05He's...
20:06Unbelievably awesome.
20:07Incorrigible.
20:08And rude.
20:09And bored of this.
20:12Unduplicate.
20:13Invincible.
20:14Which one of you do I look at when we talk?
20:17Hey, Robot.
20:18Find anything at the site?
20:19The Flaxons come from a dimension with a faster temporal rate.
20:23As a result, the tachyons they emit spin more rapidly than our own.
20:27I've created this detector to warn us if they return.
20:30Ah, because we almost missed all the explosions and the screaming and the chaos.
20:36It should give us a few minutes of early warning.
20:39Cecil and the GDA have also requested to call on us for any possible emergencies.
20:44Since the Guardians are apparently indisposed.
20:47Invincible, may we count on you in the future?
20:50You sure you want my help?
20:53Yeah, I mean, of course.
20:55Just text me, I guess.
20:58Oh, right.
20:58You need my number.
21:02I know you don't like teams much, but they were all pretty cool.
21:07Except Rexplode.
21:08I do not know what that guy's problem is.
21:11I think he and Eve are a thing, maybe?
21:14Who's Eve?
21:15Uh, no one.
21:17Just a friend.
21:19Mm-hmm.
21:20Did you find the dinners in the freezer?
21:23Yeah.
21:24Thanks, Mom.
21:25Oh, Mark.
21:26I'm sorry.
21:28I've been so focused on your data that I've forgotten about you.
21:32Are you okay?
21:33Donald said you saved a lot of lives.
21:35Yeah, it was just, uh, harder than I thought.
21:39Dad didn't talk about this part of being a superhero.
21:41Your dad's good at a lot of things.
21:44Talking about his feelings isn't one of them.
21:47But we can talk.
21:58Is, uh, is she okay?
22:00Her name's Maya.
22:02Doesn't she have any family?
22:04We've contacted them, yes, but this is a secure facility.
22:07She's not strong enough for us to transfer her to a normal hospital.
22:10But she'll be okay.
22:12Well, it's too soon to tell, but I hope so.
22:33Is this supposed to be doing that?
22:37Huh?
22:38uh we're just friends will you stop saying that it's like you're trying to
22:44jinx any chance you have of dating Eve a day ago you said I had no chance that
22:49was before everyone saw you leave school with her yesterday everyone saw that it
22:55doesn't matter she already has a boyfriend so you can be more awesome
22:59than him and take his place that's how dating works why are you so intimidated
23:05by her other than she's amazing and you're kind of basic thanks for that
23:10William I gotta go go go where you know what I don't care it's probably somewhere
23:17you'll be alone forever is mark dating Eve Wilkins I wish I I mean no definitely not
23:26she's got a boyfriend he is super available you want his number I'll write it down
23:36uh where are you guys coming from um we go to the same high school Rex oh you do do
23:43you um yeah we do must be nice you know who never got to go to high school me we
23:50know it shows I'd appreciate everyone's attention on the matter at hand guess who's
24:04back
24:10getting old robot why aren't they getting old they seem to have discovered a way to resist
24:16our time stream in three days three days for us decades for them who cares I bet their bones
24:23don't work so do ours ready for this yeah I think so
24:36yeah
24:36yeah
24:44yeah
24:44yeah
24:44yeah
24:44yeah
24:44yeah
24:48yeah
24:57yeah
24:58yeah
24:58Do that!
25:05Zoe, it's troubling!
25:19Run!
25:28No!
25:56Soap!
26:18They seem to have spent their time wisely.
26:23Eve!
26:29No, don't!
26:31Don't!
26:32So, Ultima!
26:34I sent you!
26:37Relax my hand!
26:49Invincible!
26:51Eve!
26:56You okay?
27:14The wristbands protect them from our time stream.
27:18Destroy their wristbands!
27:20What?
27:21All of them!
27:22No.
27:23You too.
27:24No!
27:27You too!
27:34No!
27:38No!
27:42No!
27:43No!
27:4649,000 Kilohertz
27:51Keep them off
27:53Keep them off
28:15Right back at you, buddy
28:19Way to go psycho there, Invincible
28:21I take back everything I said about you before
28:23And I said a lot
28:25I don't know what happened
28:26I got mad, I guess
28:28Don't get me wrong
28:29That was amazing
28:30But also, the scariest thing I've ever seen
28:32Just don't ever point that at me, okay?
28:35Don't listen to Rax
28:36You did great
28:37That's what I said, Eve
28:39Ugh, God, my back
28:42Ugh, can I get a massage?
28:43Anybody?
28:44Just a little rub
28:45Everything okay?
28:47I gotta go
28:48Oh, no, that's fine
28:49We'll handle the cleanup
28:51Asshole!
28:57Ugh!
29:00Mark!
29:01Hey, son
29:01Dad!
29:03Ow!
29:04Ribs
29:04Careful!
29:06You're going to put him in a coma again
29:08You're okay
29:09No, he's not
29:11But he is okay enough to come home
29:13Mom says you've been keeping the planet safe for me
29:17Mom's exaggerating
29:19Tell me everything
29:32What hospital did they move Maya to?
29:36No, they said she'd recover
29:41It's part of the job
29:44Come on, let's go home
29:45I'm dying for some real food
29:51Hey, I need my costume back
29:52I don't care how torn up it is
29:54It's classified
29:55And I want it back
29:57Go get it
29:58Now
30:05Where are the guardians of the globe?
30:07There's been no sign of the iconic heroes for over a week
30:10Leaving the local champions to pick up the slack
30:20It's like you're not even trying
30:24And now you're trying too hard
30:26Slow down
30:28Don't hit me where I am
30:29Hit me where
30:32Thanks for the tip
30:33You know, you have to be able to take a hit
30:36Oh, great
30:42We picked this up near Mars an hour ago
30:46Moving fast
30:47He's back
30:48Fifteen minutes till he's breathing our air
30:50I wouldn't ask, Nolan
30:53But with the guardians gone
30:54I'll stop him
30:56Who's he?
30:57Nolan's been home a week
30:58And you want to send him to space?
31:00No
31:01No way
31:02He doesn't work for you
31:03Sweetie
31:04There's no one else, Debbie
31:05I'll go
31:06Sweetie
31:07I said no
31:08You're still injured
31:09I'll go
31:11Okay
31:11What?
31:12Why not?
31:13He's not that tough
31:14Mark can take him
31:15Oh
31:16Wonderful
31:16That's your solution
31:18Could you define not that tough?
31:20Just knock some sense into the guy
31:21And throw him back where he came from
31:23Easy
31:25How do I breathe in space?
31:27That's the neat thing
31:29You don't
31:3012 minutes?
31:40Okay
31:57Hey, you're early
31:58Ant, you shaved your mustache
32:01Stay away from my planet
32:11Not bad
32:12But if you're trying to tackle me into something
32:14Your moon is that way
32:22Why can I hear you in my head?
32:24Where else do you keep your brain?
32:32That's what you call protecting your planet?
32:35I'm sad for your people
32:54You sure you're the same guy?
32:56I fought here three years ago
32:58No, I'm not the same guy
32:59Well, sucks to be you then
33:01My eye
33:02Really?
33:04You tried this already?
33:06Hey
33:13Maybe you'll do after all
33:15What are you talking about?
33:17What?
33:20Stop
33:21I don't
33:22God
33:22I don't
33:23I want to
33:24Talk
33:26Are you using your timeout?
33:28I get a timeout?
33:29Why do I get a timeout?
33:31Hey, I didn't invent the rules
33:32What rules?
33:34I don't even know who you are
33:36Oh
33:37You don't?
33:52Alright, um
33:54I'm an evaluation officer
33:55For the Coalition of Planets
33:57I drop by little dirt balls
33:59Like yours
33:59To make sure there's
34:00Someone capable of defending them
34:02Against, you know
34:03Planet conquering monsters
34:04Things of that nature
34:06I literally have no idea
34:08What any of that means
34:10Well, I don't know what to tell you, man
34:11Your planet signed up for the program
34:13See?
34:14Request from Urath
34:15For evaluation
34:15Urath?
34:16This is Earth
34:21Earth
34:22Yes
34:24Not Urath
34:24No
34:25Is that with an E or a U?
34:27E
34:29Oh, I'm in so much trouble
34:31Well, thanks for letting me know
34:33I'm Alan, by the way
34:36Invincible
34:36Oh, yeah?
34:38A little optimistic, isn't it?
34:39Yeah, I know
34:40I just bought you
34:41And I think you're quite invincible
34:44Okay
34:44Well, as long as I don't get fired
34:46I'll see you around, Invincible
34:47Sorry about all that
34:53What the hell was that?
34:57Wow
34:59Cool
35:26Uh, before I go
35:30You're a pretty tough bastard
35:30You're a pretty tough bastard to take you down
35:32I've never seen you lose like that before
35:35Yeah
35:39Do you have any leads yet?
35:40Someone thinks they're too clever for us
35:43They all think that at first
35:52Oh, great
36:00Look, Todd
36:02Why don't we just
36:03Shut it, Grayson
36:05I'm sorry
36:06What?
36:08I'm sorry I kicked your ass
36:09I don't know what you're saying
36:15I'm sorry I kicked your ass, okay?
36:18Oh
36:20Thanks, I guess
36:23Amber Bennett also wants to know if you'd like her number
36:25What?
36:26Do you want Amber's phone number, nerd?
36:28Yes, but
36:28Why are you
36:30Because she found some old photos of me, okay?
36:32Photos she said she'd delete
36:33If I did this one stupid thing
36:34And then never talk to you again
36:36There
36:36Have a crappy life with her
36:39Suck
36:43Photos of what, Todd?
36:45Don't push your luck, Grayson
36:51Amber?
36:52I mean, uh, hello?
37:04But that's mine!
37:11I have bad news
37:12Oh!
37:14Robots got bad news, everybody!
37:16Did you hear that?
37:17Hey, robot!
37:19What's the bad news?
37:20There are too many of them
37:21Their technology has advanced too far
37:23And they've rendered themselves immune to our time stream
37:26We should consider the city lost
37:28I will contact Cecil and suggest a nuclear response
37:31What?
37:32No!
37:32No way!
37:33We're not nuking anyone, robot
37:36And we're not giving up
37:38What are we?
37:39Fight force?
37:40I love you, man
37:41But sometimes
37:42You've got to screw us
37:44I don't use screws
37:46My fastenings are all magnetic interlocks
37:51What?
37:58AHHHH!
38:18Invincible.
38:44Are you okay, Mark?
39:07My turn.
39:34Oh dear, Yurik, Latimoi!
39:45Dad!
39:49Whoa, whoa, whoa. Omni-man's your dad?
40:05What happened?
40:06Dad saved us from the Flaxons, but he went into one of their portals.
40:12Oh, so he'll be late for dinner?
40:17I was worried before because I've never seen your father so badly hurt.
40:21But taking on aliens in another dimension? That's just Tuesday.
40:26I'm sure he's explaining nicely why they should leave us alone.
40:33You don't seem to understand. Earth isn't yours to conquer.
40:38You don't seem to understand.
40:45You don't seem to understand.
41:22I need a shower.
41:27Dad!
41:35I'm at a loss for how to report this, but the guardians of the globe are dead.
41:49Get an extraction team out there now.
41:52Tell the French president we have it covered.
41:59I need the room.
42:01Now!
42:04Well, enlighten me.
42:07No one they for sure.
42:09No one else had seen of murders.
42:12Only guardians.
42:14Omni-man.
42:15Which means killer must be one of them.
42:19One of them?
42:20There's a hundred supervillains who don't leave a trace.
42:23We turn into smoke.
42:24Or living electricity.
42:25Or only exist in dreams.
42:28I know.
42:29You don't listen to me.
42:31You listen!
42:32And you mention your idiotic thoughts to anyone.
42:34And I mean anybody!
42:35I'll make sure they're the last thoughts you ever have.
42:38You understand me?
42:39Now get out.
42:41Get out!
42:42Before I send you back to help myself.
42:46Blind old man.
42:50Put an A6 surveillance team on the races.
42:53Sir?
42:54The killer's still out there, Donald.
42:56Might decide to finish the job.
43:14If you like..
43:14You can go!
43:16Look where you got to fill.
43:16You can give yourself a little star.
43:16He doesn't saveQuéness.
43:26Well, this is the Inhale of exceeding the impulse.
43:27That is the second flying wheel by connecting in real life.
43:27And you can even discuss the He pm,
43:28and stronger the area in range
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