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My Luxury Car, Of Parasites Ep
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00:04are you out of your mind posting those photos in the family chat are you trying to humiliate us
00:11he shoved me into the living room that's my family kate and mia are driving a family car
00:17what gives you the right to catch an attitude apologize now my dog whimpered at my feet
00:23my sister-in-law kate hurried her son into his room she sauntered back out dangling my car keys
00:29before tossing them onto the table like trash maybe if you weren't so useless and actually gave
00:34this family an heir i wouldn't have to be the one hauling marson to school he's the priority
00:40what does a childless woman like you need a mercedes for anyway five minutes ago i saw my
00:45mercedes in the garage my parents wedding gift to save me from the subway now it was caked in dried
00:50mud and bird droppings covered in deep gouges two weeks ago mia borrowed it for a road trip
00:56she didn't even say thank you she just complained the gas mileage was trash
01:01i posted the damage and demanded they pay for repairs this slap was jason's answer
01:06i spat blood onto the floor and looked at these leeches
01:11i had never been hit in my entire life
01:15jason what gave you the right to hit me jason looking as nonchalant as if nothing had happened
01:22i'm asking you we were talking why did you hit me what are you trying to prove
01:27don't you know posting those photos in the group who are you trying to embarrass
01:32my car is filthy scratched and dented and am i not even allowed to ask about it my parents bought
01:38that for me i won't let your family trash it jason scoffed like he had just heard a joke
01:45let me tell you something you married me you belong to the davis family now that means your
01:50things belong to the davis family too so what if my family drives it even if they total it it's
01:55our
01:55family's business who gave you the nerve to point fingers i've been too nice to you haven't i
02:00what do you mean point fingers that car car is a premarital asset my parents paid for it
02:07how is it suddenly your family's property i gave you an inch and you took a mile
02:11nobody wants to hear your legal nonsense i took a mile get your facts straight did i tell your
02:16family to treat my my car like a dempster did i tell them to crash it not say a damn
02:20word
02:26all right that's enough eve is just being immature a harsh word is enough there's no need to get
02:32physical over family matters i don't mean to criticize you eve but you're overreacting it's
02:37just a car your office is close and taking the subway is so convenient i have to drive mason to
02:42school every day rain or shine you barely use it anyway why don't you just officially give it to me
02:47that way you won't have to stress over it my heart turning to ice why exactly should my car belong
02:52to you because you married into the davis family whatever you bring in belongs to all of us and
02:59because i gave the davis family a grandson you've been married for years and your stomach is completely
03:05flat you can't even produce a girl you're probably barren suddenly everything made perfect sense
03:13oh i see so in your eyes a woman is just a breeding tool you popped out a kid so
03:18now you're
03:19entitled to steal my property
03:24enough the neighbors can hear you screaming it's just a damn car from now on kate gets the car it
03:31makes picking up mason easier i've made the decision did you hear that dad made the call the car is
03:38mine
03:38now if you argue you're disrespecting dad with that she marched into her bedroom
03:45arthur i brought that car into this marriage my parents paid for it legally and morally it is my
03:52sole property you think you can just hand it over with one sentence do you really think that's how
03:57the law works i didn't say you couldn't use it arthur sat back down taking a slow sip of his
04:03water
04:04kate taking the boy to school is a real necessity your office is a few blocks away
04:09you take the subway for 10 minutes and you're there why hoard the car i almost laughed at the
04:14absurdity my office was a 15 minute walk from the subway station plus a 10 minute walk on the other
04:19end mason's kindergarten was literally two streets behind our apartment complex initially i only lent
04:26her the car because i felt bad watching her ride an e-bike in the winter but occasionally turned into
04:31always borrowing became a hostile takeover my own kindness had brought me to this pathetic state
04:36but i was done playing nice you bunch of leeches can drop the fantasy right now my car is never
04:43going to belong to anyone else are you rebelling you don't get to call the shots in this house my
04:54word
04:55is law i try to be nice to you and you dare talk back to me don't get worked up
05:00old man it's not
05:02worth it don't lower yourself to her level jason stepped between me and his parents are you done
05:07acting crazy let me make this clear if you give my dad a heart attack i swear to god i
05:12will end you
05:14i didn't spare another glance at jason or his oscar-worthy parents i turned and walked straight
05:19into the master bedroom behind me i heard martha say just leave her be jason let her throw her
05:25little fit if she's got the guts she won't come out for dinner starve her for a few days and
05:31she'll
05:31figure out her place once her head clears she'll behave i immediately started packing my clothes and
05:38personal belongings outside the door they were chatting and laughing probably assuming i come
05:43crawling back to apologize by morning they were dead wrong their easy ride was officially over
05:50while i was washing my face in the bathroom martha was in the living room on the phone
05:54did you see the pictures your sister-in-law posted she thinks she's royalty just because she owns a car
06:00i have plans to go hiking with my friends this weekend if she doesn't let me drive it i'm gonna
06:06look like an idiot why do you even care about her that car hasn't been hers for a long time
06:11it's
06:12kate's now if you want to use it just ask kate she's reasonable kate is the best unlike
06:18some people who treat a piece of metal like it's a priceless artifact like anyone cares she's just
06:24new punny with no class you're interning at a fortune 500 company mia you have a bright future soon
06:31you'll be driving a car way better than her junk piece she's just petty don't lower yourself to her
06:37level mia's fortune 500 internship did they really not know or were they just playing dumb just six
06:44months ago i had swallowed my pride and begged an old college alumni who was a middle manager at that
06:48company to give her a shot later my friend privately complained to me he said mia was entirely
06:54incompetent not only did she refuse to do actual work but she spent all her time trying to flirt with
07:00the senior male executives she was constantly bringing them coffee and acting overly familiar
07:05making herself the laughing stock of the office i had actually defended her she's just young and
07:12naive give her time to learn but listening to the sheer contempt radiating from the phone i realized how
07:17pathetic i had been i used to harbor the illusion that if i just compromised a little more i could
07:22earn
07:22their genuine affection now i knew the truth my phone buzzed the caller id showed the name of a used
07:31car broker i stepped into my bedroom miss miller i have a buyer very interested in your ride
07:37they need a car immediately however you're asking price of 150 000 is a bit steep especially since you
07:45mentioned there's some cosmetic damage is there room for negotiation if so we can close the deal today
07:51i'll drop it to 130 000 the buyer handles the repairs but i have one condition we meet at the
07:58dmv
07:58first thing tomorrow morning to transfer the title and i want a full cash offer 130 000 and they handle
08:04the repairs that's a steal i'll call the buyer right now i'm sure he'll take it you're very decisive
08:09miss miller keep the transactions strictly confidential especially from my family i'll have all the paperwork
08:15ready by tonight see you at 9 a.m at the dmv you have my word discretion is our policy
08:23i'll personally
08:24walk you through the paperwork tomorrow before the sun even came up i rolled my suitcase out of the
08:31bedroom the door to the master bedroom was ajar sure enough martha had been woken up by the noise
08:37what the hell are you doing at this ungodly hour making all this racket are you trying to wake the
08:43dead i didn't even grant her a glance as i slipped into my shoes i'm talking to you are you
08:48deaf you
08:49have zero upbringing i opened the front door and stepped out just as the door was closing behind me
08:57i heard her scream get the hell out and don't bother coming back you ungrateful bitch you were never
09:05good enough for the davis family anyway as the elevator descended i caught my reflection in the
09:10mirrored doors good enough that's not for you to decide anymore
09:17walking out of the building i pulled out my phone and texted my landlord hey sarah thanks for
09:23everything i won't be renewing my lease next month you can keep the security deposit to cover the early
09:29termination fee and cleaning costs before we got married jason promised we have our own home
09:34he swore he'd buy me a beautiful house instead after the wedding his entire family migrated into
09:40this apartment a place i was renting naturally the rent was paid exclusively from my paycheck
09:45they lived in the apartment i paid for drove the car my parents bought me and somehow still acted like
09:50i owed them my life it was a psychotic level of entitlement i hadn't seen it clearly before but i
09:56wouldn't have to deal with it ever again i walked over to my parking spot unlocked the car with my
10:01spare
10:01key and drove it straight to an auto detailer once the car was locked the deep scratch on the door
10:06looked even more glaring my phone rang it was the broker hello mrs miller the buyer is already at the
10:13dmv waiting for you can you head over now i'm on my way after hanging up i quickly checked the
10:21family
10:21group chat it had blown up the latest message was from kate where is our car i swear i parked
10:28it right
10:28here last night she attached a photo of the empty parking spot watching their pathetic frantic
10:33performance i simply exited the group chat muted my phone and tossed it into my purse the paperwork
10:39at the dmv went smoothly after a quick inspection the buyer nodded miss miller the engine and interior
10:45are in great shape these cosmetic scratches are an easy fix the price is very fair the cashier's check
10:50is inside full amount feel free to verify it that won't be necessary i trust you and i trust the
10:57people
10:57i choose to do business with looking a bit moved you're a very straightforward person miss miller
11:02hopefully we can do business again someday let me buy you lunch i tucked the envelope safely away
11:10i appreciate the offer but i have some urgent personal matters to attend to
11:15i booked a clean quiet hotel room near my office the next day i met with a divorce attorney i
11:22showed him
11:22the photos of my bruised face and explained the situation absolutely this is clear-cut domestic
11:28violence we have ample grounds for a fault-based divorce we can also file for a restraining order
11:33if he tries to harass you right as we were speaking my phone lit up it was jason he had
11:39already called
11:39over 20 times with my lawyer's reassurance i answered and put him on speaker jason roared through
11:45the phone evelyn you crazy bitch where the hell did you hide the car we spent the entire morning
11:51looking for it mason couldn't even go to school today what is your problem hide the car what are
11:57you talking about it's my car it's registered under my name stop this psychotic tantrum what do you
12:03mean your car you married me it's the davis family's car bring it back right now and on your way
12:10back stop at whole foods and buy those imported loose leaf teas my dad likes they didn't get to go
12:14grocery shopping today before i could speak he started screaming again mia has that road trip
12:20this weekend if you don't bring the car back you're going to embarrass her in front of her friends
12:25she works at a fortune 500 company networking is important don't push your luck eve bring the damn car back
12:36wow i didn't realize that car was the foundational pillaber of the davis family
12:40without it your nephew can't go to school your parents can't buy groceries and your sister can't
12:46maintain her fake socialette status well that's too bad i sold it yesterday i guess your family's
12:52pillar just collapsed evelyn you sold our car dear god you vindictive psycho bitch this marriage is over
13:01eve you're out of your mind if you give my mother a heart attack i swear to god if you
13:06don't get that car
13:07back don't you ever step foot in this house again i leaned back in my chair perfect because i just
13:14retained a lawyer i'm filing for divorce on the grounds of domestic violence i'll see you in court
13:19jason do not contact me again i hung up and instantly blocked his number then i blocked his entire family
13:25the world was finally blissfully quiet a moment later my phone rang again i was about to turn it off
13:32when i saw it was my mom i picked up eve honey what's going on jason just called us he
13:42said you
13:42threw a tantrum ran away from home and sold the car he said you won't listen to reason sweetheart
13:48what did they do to you tell mom don't be afraid eve did that punk can put it put his
13:54hands on you
13:56i knew that family was trash from day one but you insisted on marrying him but that's in the past
14:03whatever happened i've got your back clutching the phone my voice finally cracked dad mom jason hit me
14:13i still have the handprint on my face my mom gasped instantly choking back a sob where did he hit
14:19you
14:20does it hurt how dare he lay a finger on my daughter i'm okay i've already hired a lawyer to
14:27file for
14:27divorce my company is transferring me to a regional project near your house for the next year can i come
14:32stay with you guys of course you can tell me when you're arriving i'm driving down to pick you up
14:38myself let's see that bastard jason try to pull any stunts while i'm around two days later i was at
14:45my
14:45desk at the office organizing some data files when the glass door swung open two police officers
14:50walked in the entire office went dead silent we're looking for evelyn miller that's me is there a problem
14:58officers officers she stole our car no no we have security footage from the apartment complex
15:07it clearly shows her driving it away early in the morning eve stop this comb with us right now
15:15hand over the money from the car sale and we'll forgive you for this i felt my face flush not
15:20from
15:20the fading bruise the vehicle in question is my sole personal property it was purchased fully in cash by
15:27my parents prior to my marriage and the title was registered exclusively under my name i drove it away
15:32using my spare key the vehicle was legally sold and the title transferred at the dmv two days ago
15:37all the documentation is on record you claim the vehicle belonged to your family do you have any
15:44proof of ownership whose name was on the title she married into our family of course the car belongs to
15:51us whatever she owns is ours is that so hard to understand officers she's my wife in a marriage
15:58assets are shared she sold a major asset without my consent that has to be illegal right you need
16:06to talk some sense into her what do you think the police do
16:13you think we're marriage counselors you filed a false report for a stolen vehicle
16:20do you understand that wasting police resources is a crime martha's bravado instantly deflated
16:26but she still tried to argue maybe you made a mistake but if she hadn't acted like a thief
16:30would we have called you just arrest her she started all this i had reached my absolute limit
16:38officers i'm sorry you were dragged out here for this i think the situation is clear i am at my
16:44place
16:44of employment and these people are causing a disturbance could you please escort them out
16:50we will handle this the situation is clear this is a civil matter and we have no jurisdiction over
16:56property disputes but you are not allowed to harass her at her workplace miss miller if they return
17:03call 9-1-1 immediately and they will be arrested for trespassing officers you can't just let her get
17:09away with this she's clearly in the wrong jason grabbed his mother's arm finally realizing they were inches away
17:15from being put in handcuffs the venom in his voice was palpable the younger officer shot him a warning
17:22glare and jason immediately shut his mouth pulling martha out of the office in disgrace
17:29the peace lasted exactly two days i was in my hotel room packing my bags when someone pounded on the
17:35door
17:35i found two different police officers standing in the hallway followed by a massive crowd it was jason
17:41arthur martha kate holding mason and mia every single one of them was carrying duffel bags and
17:47suitcases they looked like they were moving in the officer held up his badge
17:54are you evelyn miller your husband jason davis reported you missing for over 48 hours before i could
18:01even get a word out kate shoved past the officers with mason on her hip and a massive ikea bag
18:05slung
18:05over her shoulder oh okay oh thank god we found you we were worried sick thank you so much officers
18:13the moment she crossed the threshold she started evaluating the hotel suite the living area the
18:18bedroom the balcony she looked like a real estate agent inspecting a property no wonder you didn't
18:25want to come home look at you living in luxury a massive suite all to yourself you really know how
18:32to
18:32enjoy life don't you mia and martha squeezed past the cops as if they were invisible mia pointed at
18:39the primary bedroom mom i want this room it has the best lighting it's perfect for me of course sweetheart
18:46you have great taste the best room is yours kate wasn't about to lose out mason and i will take
18:55this
18:56one it's closer to the bathroom perfect for when he needs to go at night the two officers stood in
19:01the
19:01doorway completely baffled by the sheer audacity unfolding before them one of them turned to me
19:08ma'am who are these people are you sure this man is your husband because this does not look like
19:13a
19:13missing person situation jason quickly stepped forward putting on his best concerned husband face
19:19thank you officers yes i'm her husband i'm just so relieved she's safe i was terrified something
19:26happened to her watching him feign concern made my stomach churn i looked at the officers i am not a
19:33missing person i have been staying at this hotel for days all under my own credit card i went to
19:38the
19:38dmv i went to work i am currently in the middle of filing for a divorce from this man he
19:43filed a false
19:44missing person report to use the police to track down my location officers you have to listen to me i
19:51genuinely couldn't find her her phone was off she wouldn't answer anyone i was genuinely concerned
19:56for her safety how is that a false report martha spat on the carpet worried about you we wished you
20:04died in a ditch you vindictive bitch you cancelled the lease and told the landlord to kick us out if
20:10it
20:10weren't for that the davis family wouldn't have wasted a second looking for trash like you you think we
20:15want to be in this overpriced hotel you couldn't pay me to stay here you're a disgrace to our family
20:21kate put on a fake patronizing smile and reached for my arm eve let me give you some advice when
20:27a
20:27woman gets married she needs to act like a wife running away from home and disrespecting your in-laws
20:34over a tiny disiscurient is not how a good woman behaves the officers had seen enough their expressions
20:40shifted from confusion to deep irritation but before they could act arthur wandered out of
20:45the kitchenette he had poured himself a cup of the complimentary dark roast coffee he took a sip
20:50made a face of utter disgust and spat it right back into the mug this american slub tastes like dirty
20:55dishwater you have absolutely no taste go down to whole foods right now and buy me some premium imported
21:02loose leaf tea the expensive kind suddenly a voice roared from the hallway get your hands off my daughter
21:11jason my dad burst through the door chest heaving his face red with fury he had sprinted up the stairs
21:18these are the parasites that have been leeching off my daughter that animal beat her the handprint is
21:25barely faded she's divorcing him because he's an abusive piece of garbage oh mr miller
21:33you need to control your daughter look at how she's torturing our family
21:40she's tearing a happy home apart over nothing the older officer turned a hard glare on jason is that
21:47true did you assault her it was just a heated argument i lost control for a second and slapped her
21:53just once officers we normally have a great relationship it was a one-time thing a slap is
21:59domestic violence period you couldn't reach her so you filed a missing person report to exploit police
22:04resources to track down your victim do you understand the severity of what you've done
22:08officers i swear i didn't know where she was please don't arrest me i won't cause any more trouble
22:13i promise i'm not arresting you today but you and your entire family are going to pack up your bags
22:21and leave this room immediately you are trespassing you can't do that
22:29she is my daughter-in-law we are family it is completely legal for us to stay in her hotel
22:36room
22:37fine if you won't leave i will as we passed through the living area i caught mia shoving my 300
22:44dollar la mare face cream into her purse muttering i always wanted to try this brand without a word
22:49i snatched the jar right out of her hands i then pulled my expensive air pods out of mason's mouth
22:54where he had been chewing on them as for the coffee arthur spat in i left it we're leaving marrying
23:01into
23:01this family was the worst mistake of your life eve but it ends today where do you think you're going
23:07you owe us we let you eat our food and live in our home and this is how you repay
23:11us pay the hotel bill
23:13before you go so you don't burden us my dad looked like he was going to explode
23:19you want her to pay for your hotel stay how about you pay her back for the car you destroyed
23:24first
23:25because she sold the car i had to take uber's to work i didn't pass my internship probation
23:30and i got fired she owes me compensation for my lost income and mason caught a cold because i had
23:37to ride
23:37my e-bike in the wind i want you to pay his medical bills enough are you people completely delusional
23:47does this woman owe you her life just because she married your son you didn't fail your probation
23:52because of ubers you failed because you spent your entire day flirting with senior executives who were
23:57disgusted by you my alumni friend who got you the job was so humiliated he almost cut ties with me
24:02entirely what do you know you're just a corporate drone who never got promoted you're a loser i ignored
24:10her completely and pulled my suitcase toward the door the officer stepped in physically blocking the
24:15davis family from following me the subject has been located and is safe if you continue to harass her
24:22you will all be arrested for stalking and harassment she is my daughter-in-law she's abandoning us in this
24:28hotel without paying the bill if you're going to stop me from making her pay then you pay for the
24:32room ma'am if you don't leave this property right now i'll be happy to offer you a free room
24:38down at
24:38the county jail after that pathetic standoff they didn't dare try to follow me the threat of jail time
24:46from the officers finally terrified them into submission besides the hotel was three hundred dollars a
24:51night their sheer entitlement couldn't magically produce the funds to stay there by then jason had been
24:57fired from his job he had coasted for years using my salary to maintain the illusion that he was the
25:02breadwinner when he tried to use my debit card to put down a deposit on a new apartment he found
25:07the
25:07account completely frozen his credit cards were maxed out his phone flooded with calls from debt
25:12collectors he sent out dozens of resumes but as a middle-aged man with a massive gap in his employment
25:17history nobody wanted him he eventually had to settle for a low-level data entry job at a tiny logistics
25:23company making a fraction of his old salary arthur and martha showed him zero sympathy every night at
25:28the dinner table they berated him for being a failure and demanded he go beg that ungrateful
25:32to come back and fund their lifestyle mia completely unemployable resorted to becoming a twitch streamer
25:39she wore tight revealing tank tops and spent her nights begging the camera
25:45hey boys don't forget to subscribe drop some tips for your favorite girl she'd barely made a dime
25:51mostly she just endured crude degrading comments from anonymous men it was humiliating but it was
25:58the only way she could afford her phone bill all six of them were now crammed into a tiny
26:02rent-down two-bedroom apartment in a bad neighborhood the air was thick with constant
26:07suffocating resentment kate curious of having to watch me a parade around the living room
26:12and practically nothing finally snapped mia put some clothes on mason is in the room you're gonna
26:18traumatize my son stressed about her lack of viewers mia exploded you're just an outsider who the hell do
26:27you think you are if you don't like it get the out my brother pays the rent this is a
26:34davis household
26:35you don't get to give orders here kate grabbed mason threatening to leave but martha immediately
26:40blocked the door you can pack your bags and get the hell out but the davis family grandson stays here
26:48trapped in a room filled with monsters kate realized she had nowhere to go in that tiny
26:52claustrophobic apartment the background noise was a constant symphony of crying children screaming
26:57matches over unpaid utility bills and vicious insults they would never know a day of peace again the last
27:04time i saw jason was on the steps of the county courthouse it was the final mediation before the
27:08divorce was finalized in just a few months he looked like he had aged 10 years his hair was
27:14thinning and graying and his cheap suit hung loosely on his frame he blocked my path his eyes filled with
27:19desperate regret are you really gonna do this does our time together mean absolutely nothing to you
27:26aren't you taking this a little too far i stopped looked him up and down and smiled a genuine radiant
27:32smile no i'm not because my real life is finally starting and the best part is you won't be in
27:40it
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