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Craving My Brother's Best Friend
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00:00:04Open your legs up for me.
00:00:06Why?
00:00:07Like that?
00:00:09Like that.
00:00:15Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:20Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:22This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:25I only want you.
00:00:29Your brother's gonna kill me.
00:00:31But I don't care.
00:00:34You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:46And that's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:49my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:52and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:54In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:57Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:00In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:04Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:06but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh, shit!
00:01:13Fucking dumbass!
00:01:15Stupid!
00:01:17Stupid!
00:01:19Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:22It could have been really bad.
00:01:25Oh, fuck.
00:01:26Oh, my God.
00:01:28What?
00:01:28No.
00:01:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:31Oh, my God.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut
00:01:38starring him!
00:01:42All right, welcome to the Kingdom Alley.
00:01:45You crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:48This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:52And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:55But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:01:58We'll bring something.
00:01:59Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:02I got you a roommate.
00:02:04And he's gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:05What?
00:02:06A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:08I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:10No, no.
00:02:10You're a big baby.
00:02:11And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:15Who is it?
00:02:34Hey, roomie.
00:02:36It's been a while.
00:02:37You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:41Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:43I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:45The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:50Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:53What?
00:02:54Alice, hi.
00:02:55Yo, Ally, quit drooling.
00:02:56Come on, that's gross.
00:02:57I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:59I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:01And, dude, you've gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:03And put some actual pants on.
00:03:04You can't go come in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah, I just gotta have a shower.
00:03:07I don't care, man.
00:03:08Alright?
00:03:09You're in a watch duty now.
00:03:10You gotta keep the horny jacks away from her.
00:03:12Okay?
00:03:12And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:15We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:17Ron.
00:03:17Ron.
00:03:17I don't wanna sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:19Catch you later, okay?
00:03:19Fuck yeah.
00:03:20Alright, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:21Alright, bye-bye.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:34Hey, hey, it reminds me.
00:03:36Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:40I don't know.
00:03:42Why don't you define weird?
00:03:44It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:51It's, sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it.
00:03:55So you just don't wanna open it.
00:03:57And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look at it.
00:04:01Yeah, right.
00:04:02A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:08That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:10No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp the last, like, two weeks.
00:04:13So I, uh, hit a signal.
00:04:16So he hasn't seen it.
00:04:17I'm safe.
00:04:19Why?
00:04:19What's on the email?
00:04:22Why?
00:04:22What's on the email?
00:04:23Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:26Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:27Nothing.
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:29Because, you know, like I am, gonna be looking after you.
00:04:31I made a promise to Ron.
00:04:32So, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh, tell me.
00:04:37No.
00:04:38Nothing.
00:04:38Nothing scandalous.
00:04:39I'm gonna go, actually, I have to go.
00:04:41Oh, oh.
00:04:41Good to see you.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:47Deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year.
00:04:50New city.
00:04:51New school.
00:04:51I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:53And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:14What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:17Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:22Hi.
00:05:23Um, I'm Allison.
00:05:25I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:28Sweetie.
00:05:28Cheerleaders need to be liftable and more delicate.
00:05:32You know what I mean?
00:05:34Uh, but I was captain of my high school team and I went really fast.
00:05:39Okay.
00:05:40You want a shot?
00:05:42But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:46Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:48If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:54Sure.
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:55Um, where is he?
00:05:57He's in a team meeting.
00:05:59Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:01Hey, just barge in.
00:06:03Be aggressive.
00:06:04He loves them.
00:06:06Wish me luck.
00:06:12Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:15She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:19Brett's gonna eat her live.
00:06:26Third door.
00:06:27Meeting room.
00:06:28Show them aggression.
00:06:29I got this.
00:06:38Oh my god.
00:06:41Oh my god.
00:06:43You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:44Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:46We lost and we still gotta stop.
00:06:52Hope you brought your meatpads, virgin.
00:06:55No!
00:06:56No!
00:06:58Don't be shy, baby.
00:06:59Turn around.
00:07:01Whoa!
00:07:06Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:08I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:10Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:12Were you needing a salute?
00:07:16Um...
00:07:16Back off.
00:07:19Back off.
00:07:34You looking for me?
00:07:37You looking for me?
00:07:39What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:41Brett?
00:07:42He's the football captain?
00:07:44Of course he is.
00:07:46Who else could it be?
00:07:48Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:50You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:54Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:55The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:07:59Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:01I'm the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is at.
00:08:05Oh my god.
00:08:07It's alright.
00:08:08Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:11Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:12You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great.
00:08:22Well, you guys are going to be running last and you fucking puke.
00:08:24Put it down!
00:08:29Brother Sean.
00:08:30Alright, to get you out of here, I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:32It's okay, I can just go out.
00:08:45I finally did it.
00:08:47The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:50I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:52And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:56The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:01Touchdown.
00:09:03I slept.
00:09:10You guys are benched.
00:09:12What?
00:09:12It's just a joke.
00:09:14Seriously.
00:09:16The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:20Don't look.
00:09:21It's a kisser.
00:09:21In the men's shower, Allison?
00:09:24Unmenged.
00:09:24Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:27Kill me now.
00:09:34What are you doing here?
00:09:37I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:38Obviously.
00:09:40Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:43Yes, it did.
00:09:44You've just been waiting.
00:09:46Yeah.
00:09:46And whose fault is it at?
00:09:49I messaged you.
00:09:50Oh, crap.
00:09:51I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:54I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:56I must have missed your message.
00:09:59Sorry.
00:10:00Missed my message?
00:10:02You know, I don't think so.
00:10:04I think.
00:10:05I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:07Why?
00:10:08Okay, come on.
00:10:09What?
00:10:09Just give it back.
00:10:10Whatever you...
00:10:11Hold on.
00:10:12You're texting Chad?
00:10:15I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:18You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:20He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:21Are you into that?
00:10:22We're doing a school project together.
00:10:24Ah, a school project.
00:10:25Yes!
00:10:26You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:29Well, it's the truth.
00:10:30So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:32Hold on.
00:10:33Let me do something really quick.
00:10:34What are you doing?
00:10:35There you go.
00:10:36Chad is deleted.
00:10:37What?
00:10:38What?
00:10:38Stop!
00:10:40That's not cool.
00:10:40You can't do that.
00:10:42That's not fair.
00:10:43Yes, it is.
00:10:44Because listen, you're my business now.
00:10:47So right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:50I said take your phone out.
00:10:55Cool.
00:10:55Then do what?
00:10:57I want you to pin my contact to the top.
00:11:08Keep it cool, Alison.
00:11:09Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:11This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:15The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:20I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:24Are you sure you want me to take out my chance?
00:11:27This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:30My only.
00:11:31My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:37Yes.
00:11:38Rhett.
00:11:39Harder.
00:11:41Faster.
00:11:42I'm coming.
00:11:44Are you alright?
00:11:45Yes.
00:11:46Any a little bit of air.
00:11:47It's really hot in here.
00:11:48I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:51Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:56No, I just like...
00:12:05Oh my god.
00:12:06Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:08I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:12You have double XL condoms, don't you?
00:12:15I'll tell you what else.
00:12:16It's for grown-ups.
00:12:17Do you actually use those?
00:12:19Yeah.
00:12:20They use your face.
00:12:21There's no way.
00:12:22That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:25What did you like to know?
00:12:31Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:34Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:37You kissed me back.
00:12:38You basically tacked me.
00:12:39I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:48Pathetic.
00:12:49I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:50I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:52I'm such an idiot.
00:12:54Forget I said anything.
00:12:55You know what, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:58Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:01Excuse me?
00:13:02There's gonna be a 9pm curfew.
00:13:05No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:07And you're gonna share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:10Are you insane?
00:13:11Who do you think you are?
00:13:12My father?
00:13:18I'm your roommate, and I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:24So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:27Yeah.
00:13:28We're roommates.
00:13:30That means we're equals.
00:13:32And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:35So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:39And Ryan's already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to make
00:13:43sure that you're safe.
00:13:44Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:49Nope.
00:13:50Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra-large.
00:13:53No.
00:13:54Pro Max.
00:13:55Not when he looks like that.
00:13:59Yeah, Pro Max.
00:14:00Yeah.
00:14:01This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:05First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:08Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:12You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:14I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:15You don't control what I do.
00:14:18Yes, I do.
00:14:31Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:34Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:38Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:41Lingerie?
00:14:42Seriously?
00:14:44But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:48I am not letting Rita win.
00:14:51I'm your roommate.
00:14:52And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:54Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:14:59I don't take orders from those.
00:15:04Are you ready for this ride?
00:15:06Come on.
00:15:07Let's get up, let's go.
00:15:09Get your body on the dance floor.
00:15:12Boy, you know I got.
00:15:22Oh my god.
00:15:24Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:30Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:32Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:39Thanks.
00:15:40At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:44You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me.
00:15:46I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:50Now, are we gonna have some fun?
00:15:53Or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:57Turn the music up.
00:15:58Let's play a game.
00:16:14I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:24Shit.
00:16:25I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:27Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:31What's the matter?
00:16:32No guys want you?
00:16:34Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:36She's stalling.
00:16:38She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:40You can't get a guy?
00:16:41You dress like a hooker.
00:16:42You flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim you?
00:16:45Just give me a second.
00:16:56Hey, Allison.
00:16:57Yeah.
00:16:58I...
00:17:05That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:08Since you're so thirsty.
00:17:09Lick it up.
00:17:15Lick it up.
00:17:18Lick it up.
00:17:24Brett.
00:17:27What's up?
00:17:28Where are you?
00:17:29Matt Club Vibe.
00:17:31I, um...
00:17:32I lost a dare.
00:17:34Yeah?
00:17:35What kind of dare?
00:17:38I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:42Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:46a good idea for you to go out tonight?
00:17:47Come on, Brett. Please, this is serious. Can you just come get me?
00:17:51No, Allison, you know what? You want it to break the rules? You enjoy your night.
00:17:55Brett, please!
00:18:00How dare you even think of Brett?
00:18:02He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:05You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:09I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:17Where do you think you're going?
00:18:18Grab her.
00:18:18What?
00:18:19No! Get off of me!
00:18:21You lost the dare. You paid the price.
00:18:26You need to loosen up.
00:18:27You couldn't get Brett's touchy, that's fine.
00:18:29We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:34No!
00:18:46What was that?
00:18:47Oh, Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:56Please!
00:18:57Come on, sweetheart! A dare is a dare!
00:19:00Stop fighting!
00:19:02I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:04I'm taking that V-card out of your ass.
00:19:14I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:14Please! Please stop! Please!
00:19:16You're getting this?
00:19:17That's what gets used.
00:19:21Hey asshole!
00:19:34Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:36Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:39I'm being handsome!
00:19:46Brett, this is a total overreaction.
00:19:50Jason and Allie were just having fun together.
00:19:52I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:54She's practically begging for it.
00:20:06You know I better not see any videos of this online, or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:11And that goes for everybody.
00:20:13I don't want to see one picture and one video, does everybody understand that?
00:20:18Great.
00:20:19We're going to delete them right now.
00:20:25You okay?
00:20:27Come on.
00:20:28Let's go.
00:20:36Hey, hey!
00:20:38What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:20:41Sneaking out?
00:20:42Going to a place like this?
00:20:44What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:47What did you mean back there?
00:20:52Back where?
00:20:54When you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:20:59The literal meaning.
00:21:01I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:04I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:07And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:10Yeah.
00:21:11I know.
00:21:12Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:15Hey.
00:21:15Always causing trouble.
00:21:16Please, just put this out.
00:21:18Happy?
00:21:19Yeah.
00:21:24Well, you know what?
00:21:25I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:28Like I'm desperate?
00:21:29No, that's not true.
00:21:30I know.
00:21:30Okay?
00:21:30I'm a total joke.
00:21:31Bullshit.
00:21:32You're trying to impress people that don't matter.
00:21:34Okay?
00:21:34These people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:37I know.
00:21:38I know.
00:21:38Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:40And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:42And I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:44That's not true.
00:21:45I know.
00:21:47Fuck Rita.
00:21:48Fuck everybody.
00:21:51Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:52I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:54I want to be liked.
00:21:55I want to be wanted.
00:21:56And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:21:59I'll always answer when you call them.
00:22:02I'll always be there.
00:22:03So what does that mean?
00:22:05What does that mean for us?
00:22:07What am I to you, Brent?
00:22:10I'm losing my mind.
00:22:12I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:15All I can think, just this once.
00:22:19What?
00:22:23Say it!
00:22:23Just say it!
00:22:24I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:27Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:29No.
00:22:30It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:31That is not true.
00:22:33Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:36Tell me there's nothing happening right now!
00:22:38I can't.
00:22:40You can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:44So you know what?
00:22:45Just forget it.
00:22:46Forget I said anything!
00:22:49I'm done begging you.
00:22:51I'm done.
00:22:51No, Allison.
00:22:52Allison, stop it.
00:22:55Allison, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:04Why?
00:23:06Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:11It says that you have to stop.
00:23:15Please don't stop.
00:23:17Please don't stop.
00:23:20I'm done.
00:23:28I'll try it.
00:23:36You guys are out.
00:23:37What are you doing, Brad?
00:23:39I'm ruining everything.
00:23:40I'm ruining everything.
00:23:52Yo, what's up, loser?
00:23:58Allie, are you a threat right now?
00:24:03Swear to God, guys, what are you doing right now?
00:24:05Talk to me.
00:24:06I think it's time to run.
00:24:10What is he doing?
00:24:11Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:19Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:20Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:21What?
00:24:22Allie called me, dumbass, and I had signed up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:27So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there
00:24:30and beat your ass.
00:24:31It was an accident, okay?
00:24:34We just...
00:24:35I butt-dialed you.
00:24:37We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:42And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:46Okay?
00:24:46Chill.
00:24:47Really?
00:24:48Yeah, look.
00:24:52It's really dry, okay?
00:24:53My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:57All right, Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take care to, I don't know, like an urgent
00:25:01care right now or something.
00:25:02I need you to take care of that.
00:25:03I was, uh, I was going to right after.
00:25:05I got it.
00:25:08Peace.
00:25:08Bye.
00:25:12Oh, my God.
00:25:13That was really, really close.
00:25:15Dave, what's up?
00:25:17What's going on?
00:25:17We should...
00:25:18You forgot something.
00:25:19No, Allie.
00:25:20It's late.
00:25:21Come on.
00:25:21You almost kissed me.
00:25:22Hey, Allison.
00:25:23Hey, Allison.
00:25:24Stop.
00:25:29Quit acting so childish.
00:25:35You know, the only thing that I need to quit is you.
00:25:47All right, ladies.
00:25:48Physical assessments today.
00:25:51Allison, you're up first.
00:26:24Damn, Allison.
00:26:26I see you.
00:26:28Hey, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:30You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:33Shut up.
00:26:41Hey, uh...
00:26:43Hey, watch it.
00:26:44What's your problem?
00:26:56Partner up.
00:26:57Stretching drills.
00:27:02Solo, Allison.
00:27:04Let me help.
00:27:05I'm no hands-on.
00:27:07I'm okay.
00:27:09Come on.
00:27:10He'll be fine.
00:27:11I promise.
00:27:13Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:16Excuse me.
00:27:19I'm not with anyone.
00:27:22I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:24That's right.
00:27:25Just need to keep her breath.
00:27:28Choose me.
00:27:33Walk away, Chad.
00:27:35Right now.
00:27:37Whatever, man.
00:27:39You're lost.
00:27:44What are you doing?
00:27:46Are you jealous or something?
00:27:49No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:50What was that?
00:27:51I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:53Keeping the vultures away.
00:27:54Just doing my job.
00:27:57First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:02All right, come on.
00:28:04You're first.
00:28:11Let's go.
00:28:12We don't have all day.
00:28:13You ready, Rookie?
00:28:14I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:17But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:19Let's go.
00:28:20We don't have all day.
00:28:22You want to play?
00:28:24Fine.
00:28:25Let's play.
00:28:27We don't have all day.
00:28:56What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:59I'm not doing anything.
00:29:00Stop it.
00:29:02Stop where?
00:29:05Switch positions!
00:29:08You're turned.
00:29:11Shh.
00:29:12Shh.
00:29:20Whenever you're ready.
00:29:22She's trying to kill me.
00:29:24And it's working.
00:29:31She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:33It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:36Ron is going to murder me.
00:29:43What the hell am I doing?
00:29:49What the hell am I doing?
00:29:51You okay, Brett?
00:29:54I'm good.
00:29:54And done.
00:29:55Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:58You're going to be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:02Really?
00:30:03Wow, thank you.
00:30:07Congratulations.
00:30:09Quit flirting, you two.
00:30:15You're welcome.
00:30:32Oh my God.
00:30:35Oh my God.
00:30:45Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:47Yeah, yeah, for sure. Here.
00:30:48Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:51It's fine.
00:30:52Okay, brain bleach. I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:57Damn it, how do I unsee that?
00:30:59How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:02Okay, it's fine. Just...
00:31:03It's okay. Just forget it, okay?
00:31:05I'm doing laundry.
00:31:06I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:08I, um, didn't...
00:31:09You know, you're not really wearing any clothes, and it...
00:31:13And neither are you.
00:31:14You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:16You're wearing shorts and nothing else,
00:31:18and you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:19Yeah, okay. I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:21Listen, I just...
00:31:24Why aren't you still here?
00:31:26Why aren't you still here?
00:31:28Why wouldn't I be here? This is my morning routine.
00:31:30I don't know. It's 8.30.
00:31:32Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock
00:31:34for, like, a hair and makeup thing?
00:31:36What?
00:31:36Nobody told me that, had...
00:31:40Oh, my God. She's going to kill me.
00:31:41This is how I'm going to get kicked off the team.
00:31:43She's going to...
00:31:44She's going to kill me because I'm late for her first performance.
00:31:46Hey, hey, hey, hey. It's okay.
00:31:47We're all...
00:31:48Okay. Thank you.
00:32:03Get all your stuff?
00:32:03Yeah.
00:32:05Um...
00:32:06I have to go.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:08Thanks.
00:32:09Bye.
00:32:17Did you just see that?
00:32:19That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:22And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:24Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:26Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:28Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:37Hey, uh, sorry, I'm late.
00:32:39I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:42Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:44Late is late.
00:32:45You're just too lazy.
00:32:56Hey, what's your problem?
00:32:57My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:00It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:03Like I said, nobody...
00:33:07No.
00:33:08Hey, stop!
00:33:10Are you crazy?
00:33:11Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:15Stop!
00:33:17You want to fight?
00:33:19I'll give you a reason.
00:33:25Hey, hey, what are you doing?
00:33:27What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:28Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:29This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:31Cool, get out.
00:33:34Get out of here.
00:33:35All of you, get out of here right now.
00:33:36Did you hear me?
00:33:37Get out!
00:33:42You okay?
00:33:44It's fine.
00:33:46I just can't go out there like this,
00:33:48so I'm just going to have to tell Coach
00:33:50that I'm sick or something.
00:33:51It's going to be okay.
00:33:51We have enough time.
00:33:53Trust me.
00:33:56Hi, hello.
00:33:58Listen, I need you to go to the school.
00:33:59And I need you to meet me
00:34:00in the women's locker room right now.
00:34:06All right.
00:34:07Hey, listen.
00:34:08Use my jersey.
00:34:09Make it look better than the original.
00:34:11All right?
00:34:28All right.
00:34:35Oh, shit.
00:34:37Is that even Allison?
00:34:48She looks...
00:34:49Stony.
00:34:52Look at you.
00:34:53You look, uh...
00:34:54You look fantastic.
00:34:55You know, I think you look better in that jersey
00:34:57than I ever did.
00:34:58It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:00You know, that's true.
00:35:01That's true, I have.
00:35:02Hey, are you sure
00:35:04it's okay that we cut up your jersey
00:35:05right before the game?
00:35:06Yeah.
00:35:08You're the only thing here
00:35:09that managed me.
00:35:10Really?
00:35:12To you, as your best friend's sister?
00:35:16Of course.
00:35:18As...
00:35:18More than just a friend's sister.
00:35:21All right.
00:35:22Time's ticking.
00:35:24Let's move.
00:35:25Allison.
00:35:26I don't know whatever this look is...
00:35:30But it works.
00:35:33You take center.
00:35:34Let's go.
00:35:38Okay.
00:35:40Hey, uh...
00:35:47Break the leg.
00:35:50I'll do.
00:35:56Ladies and gentlemen,
00:35:58please welcome
00:35:59our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:03Oh, yeah.
00:36:05One, two, three, go.
00:36:11Turn that off!
00:36:16Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:36:18Oh, yeah!
00:36:24Oh, yeah!
00:36:25Oh, yeah!
00:36:35Who is that girl?
00:36:37She's on fire!
00:36:38It's Allison Scott.
00:36:39Who knows she had moves?
00:36:45Allison, you're serious.
00:36:46You're so hot.
00:36:48I mean, damn.
00:36:48I'm definitely making my move
00:36:50after the game tonight.
00:36:52Body in that uniform.
00:36:53Woo!
00:36:54You're getting lucky tonight.
00:36:57Stay with me.
00:36:58I don't have to.
00:36:59See, girls like that,
00:37:00they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:03I'm telling you right now,
00:37:04if you don't fuck off,
00:37:05the only thing that's gonna be chasing you
00:37:07is my fist.
00:37:18He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:20The 20.
00:37:21The 10.
00:37:25Touchdown!
00:37:26Matt Harrison does it again.
00:37:27State wins.
00:37:29Yeah!
00:37:29Oh, good job!
00:37:43Hey!
00:37:45Oh, congrats on the win, Captain.
00:37:47That was really good.
00:37:49You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:52Hey, shut up.
00:37:53Oh!
00:37:57You're a kid.
00:37:58Kids!
00:37:58Kids!
00:37:59Kids!
00:37:59Kids!
00:38:00Kids!
00:38:00Kids!
00:38:02Kids!
00:38:02Kids!
00:38:03Kids!
00:38:08Oh, my God.
00:38:09Is he actually going to kiss me?
00:38:12In front of the entire stadium?
00:38:15Kids!
00:38:16Kids!
00:38:18Kids!
00:38:20Kids!
00:38:21Kids!
00:38:21Kids!
00:38:23Now we got ourselves a good old kiss cam standoff.
00:38:26I haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:28Kids!
00:38:28Kids!
00:38:30Kids!
00:38:30June! June! June!
00:38:32Come on, Allison. Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:34I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:40Oh, but I want it.
00:38:57Wait.
00:38:58What?
00:39:04I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:06Kiss Kim, me and Brett.
00:39:17Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:22Thanks for keeping Chad at bay.
00:39:25No problem.
00:39:33This is insane. I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister, but it feels so right. I never want it to
00:39:42end.
00:39:46Harrison!
00:39:52Harrison!
00:39:55Oh, shit.
00:39:56What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in front of the entire school?
00:39:59Ron, just calm down, okay? You're making a scene.
00:40:02I'm making a scene?
00:40:03Yeah.
00:40:03I'm making a scene. You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:07Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:09Are you serious right now? If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a room.
00:40:16You're unbelievable.
00:40:18I hate you.
00:40:22Dude, I'm...
00:40:22No, no, no, no. You cut the crap. You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:26I promise.
00:40:27Do not bullshit me!
00:40:28Do not bullshit me!
00:40:29Absolutely nothing. I'm serious. Nothing.
00:40:32I'm fucking lying.
00:40:33I saw the way you kissed her, okay?
00:40:35She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:37I know that.
00:40:37So you stay in your lane.
00:40:39Because she is my sister, and I'm warning you.
00:40:42You do not cross me. You do not!
00:40:44I promise. Dude.
00:40:46Fuck.
00:40:50Okay.
00:40:51Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:53No. I sound like a mom.
00:40:56This is ridiculous.
00:40:58Why am I texting him? He's literally in the next room.
00:41:01You know what?
00:41:03Just go in there.
00:41:04Just ask him.
00:41:05Hey, Brett. What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:08He kissed me back.
00:41:09He can't deny it this time. It's recorded and livestreamed.
00:41:13Okay.
00:41:15Do or die.
00:41:22What are you doing?
00:41:23I'm getting groceries.
00:41:24What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:26I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:27Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:29I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:32She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:35Brett.
00:41:37What happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:40I know you didn't paint it.
00:41:41I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:44Why?
00:41:45You can't talk about the kiss cam?
00:41:47Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:49Oh, you know what?
00:41:50I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:54It was a kiss cam at a game and we did it.
00:41:57Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:58The fun's over.
00:41:59It's finished.
00:42:00Do you understand?
00:42:04Don't you dare.
00:42:05No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:06I'm not doing anything.
00:42:07No, no, no. That's not fair, okay?
00:42:08Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:10Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:13Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:14You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:16Yeah, I know what you're doing.
00:42:17I'm not doing anything.
00:42:19Yes, you are.
00:42:21You know what, even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:24Because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:26Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:29I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:42:36Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:39Chad's a predator.
00:42:40And a loser.
00:42:41And you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:44I can't.
00:42:51Oh.
00:42:53Is he hard?
00:42:59But at least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:43:02You don't think I'm being honest?
00:43:09Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:11You know, biology.
00:43:15Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:23Ally!
00:43:24Brett!
00:43:25He goes out here?
00:43:26Fucking shit.
00:43:27What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:28You have to get out.
00:43:29I can't get out.
00:43:30If I get out, he's gonna see me with my flagpole and he's gonna kill me.
00:43:32Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this.
00:43:34So, I...
00:43:35I'm gonna get out.
00:43:36Okay, cool.
00:43:37Ally!
00:43:38Hey!
00:43:39Oh, my God, he's coming.
00:43:40Ally!
00:43:41Hey!
00:43:41Just get under.
00:43:42Get under what?
00:43:43Brett, you have to get down.
00:43:48Ally!
00:43:49Hi!
00:43:50Showing alone?
00:43:51Yeah, but I'm naked!
00:43:53Run!
00:43:53I'm naked!
00:43:54Get out!
00:43:57You're...
00:43:58You're not, though.
00:44:00Okay, well, I also have a vibe and you're ruining it, so...
00:44:04I'm sorry, I just...
00:44:05I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:06I left it out here yesterday.
00:44:07You got it, so...
00:44:08I also wanted to say that...
00:44:12I think you did a great job today.
00:44:15I mean it, you kicked ass.
00:44:16And I'm sorry that I was, uh, an asshole about it.
00:44:21Thanks.
00:44:27Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:30Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off traumatized me.
00:44:35So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:38Run.
00:44:39I mean, it's a kiss cam.
00:44:40It's a game.
00:44:41Everyone does it.
00:44:43A game?
00:44:44I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream.
00:44:46This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:49Well, it was him or it was Chad.
00:44:51So, who did you want me to pick?
00:44:53That's fair.
00:44:55Chad sucks.
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:57Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:58Okay.
00:44:58He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird.
00:45:02They won't be.
00:45:06Okay, thanks.
00:45:09What was that?
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:15Sorry.
00:45:16I got water in my nose.
00:45:17Okay.
00:45:18I'm okay.
00:45:19Don't drown.
00:45:19Okay.
00:45:20Okay?
00:45:20Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:22Okay.
00:45:23Bye.
00:45:30God, the alien one's gonna die.
00:45:34Good talk.
00:45:35Wait.
00:45:38I have to ask you something.
00:45:41I'm going to ask him out.
00:45:42On a date.
00:45:43Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:45Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:46There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:50I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:46:00I've got plans, Allie.
00:46:04Okay.
00:46:05Yeah, whatever.
00:46:06I just...
00:46:20Brett?
00:46:24I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:31Except his are with Rita.
00:46:32Not me.
00:46:42Look!
00:46:43Charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:45Just finally giving back.
00:46:47Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:50It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:52I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:55I came by myself.
00:46:57Brett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:47:00Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:47:02Nothing major.
00:47:03Just some Birkin bags, some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:07Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:11Huh.
00:47:12How much are you asking for this?
00:47:14Fifteen dollars.
00:47:15Hmm.
00:47:16I made it myself.
00:47:17Fifteen dollars?
00:47:19For some plastic and twine.
00:47:20You don't have to buy it.
00:47:22It's ambitious.
00:47:23You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:26I'm gonna take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:33You want to say five hundred dollars a piece?
00:47:37Are you insane?
00:47:38You actually want this garbage.
00:47:40You know, I value the artist.
00:47:41That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:43So, five hundred dollars?
00:47:45What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:46She's nothing.
00:47:47No, you're nothing.
00:47:48Especially compared to her.
00:47:49How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:54Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:55No, I'm serious.
00:47:56Don't come back to this table again.
00:48:01You know, I do think this stuff is pretty...
00:48:03What are you doing?
00:48:04What do you mean?
00:48:05You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:07You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:08And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:11You're distant with me one second and then you defend me the next.
00:48:14What do you want?
00:48:15I'm just trying to...
00:48:18Allison.
00:48:19Party at my place.
00:48:21Celebrating the big win.
00:48:22You coming?
00:48:24I don't know.
00:48:25You're not interested.
00:48:27She's a grown woman.
00:48:29She can speak for herself.
00:48:32So, what do you say?
00:48:35You're not going anywhere.
00:48:37And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:40Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:43You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:44Fine.
00:48:45Chad's my new best friend then.
00:48:47No, yeah.
00:48:48Sounds fun.
00:48:52I'll be there.
00:49:00I'll be there.
00:49:01There she is, my guest of honor.
00:49:05Damn, Allison, you look sexy.
00:49:08Oh.
00:49:09Thanks.
00:49:13It's a cool party.
00:49:15Yeah, you know I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:18Really, for me?
00:49:20Why did you do that?
00:49:21You're single.
00:49:22I'm single.
00:49:24You need another reason?
00:49:27So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:30No deal.
00:49:31There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:32He's just a friend of a friend.
00:49:35He's just a friend of a friend.
00:49:35Of my brother, so.
00:49:37It's his loss.
00:49:38My gain.
00:49:41Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:49:46Let's fix that.
00:49:51Yeah.
00:49:52No, why not?
00:49:53There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:55Maybe I should just move on.
00:49:57You ever play the Pocky Challenge?
00:49:58No.
00:49:59What's that?
00:50:00We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:17Come on.
00:50:19Damn it.
00:50:20Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:23Come on, Allison.
00:50:24You're already here.
00:50:35Fine.
00:50:37But I play to win.
00:50:43I can check it out.
00:50:45Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:51:00Dude, what the fuck?
00:51:02Game's over. Let's go.
00:51:04Excuse me.
00:51:05What are you doing, huh?
00:51:05Get off of me.
00:51:06What do you think you're doing?
00:51:08You're ruining my night.
00:51:09Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:10What do you think Ron would think if he knew you were happy?
00:51:12Don't care.
00:51:12How about you elect your someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:14Come on.
00:51:15Okay?
00:51:15No more of these stupid games.
00:51:16You don't have to play this shit.
00:51:17Let's go. Let's go.
00:51:18I don't have to play these stupid games.
00:51:20I'm playing them because I want to.
00:51:24Get the fuck away from me.
00:51:34Oh my god.
00:51:36Oh shit.
00:51:37Oh shit.
00:51:43Oh shit.
00:51:48I got you.
00:51:48I got you.
00:51:49You okay?
00:51:50You okay?
00:51:50Hold on.
00:51:51Hold on.
00:51:52It's okay.
00:51:53I got you.
00:51:54I got you.
00:51:55I got you.
00:51:57Oh my god.
00:51:58Is she okay?
00:52:00I got you.
00:52:02I got you.
00:52:03Hey.
00:52:03Hey.
00:52:03Look at me.
00:52:04Look at me.
00:52:05Look at me.
00:52:05Hey.
00:52:06Hey.
00:52:06You okay?
00:52:07I can't.
00:52:08I can't be doing it.
00:52:10I can't be doing it.
00:52:11Just breathe.
00:52:11Just try to breathe.
00:52:12Alright.
00:52:16I'm gonna be okay.
00:52:17Alright.
00:52:18Let's get you in.
00:52:19Hey.
00:52:20Let's get you in.
00:52:22Okay?
00:52:25Yeah.
00:52:26I got you.
00:52:27Get out of my way.
00:52:28Move.
00:52:30God.
00:52:31Just put me down, Fred.
00:52:32Here we go.
00:52:32Put you down.
00:52:34You know, you could have died.
00:52:36And Chad, I mean, my god.
00:52:38You have no business being around that guy.
00:52:40Let alone being this close to kissing him, huh?
00:52:42Anybody who has a brain cell will realize he's a total fucking douchebag.
00:52:45Alright?
00:52:45That's not fair.
00:52:47What's not fair?
00:52:49What's not fair?
00:52:50What am I not understanding?
00:52:51Huh?
00:52:51What don't I understand?
00:52:52I don't know how this works.
00:52:54Okay?
00:52:55I'm sorry.
00:52:55I'm figuring it out.
00:52:57I don't know how guys work all the time.
00:52:59You know what?
00:52:59That's fantastic.
00:53:00I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:53:02You're not any better than me.
00:53:04I'm not any better?
00:53:05What did I do?
00:53:06How am I not any better?
00:53:07What are you talking about?
00:53:09You're worse.
00:53:09I jumped in the pool.
00:53:10I saved your life.
00:53:11And now what?
00:53:11I'm an asshole?
00:53:12How am I worse?
00:53:13How am I worse?
00:53:14You're worse.
00:53:15Because you saved me when I was drowning.
00:53:17Yeah.
00:53:17Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined.
00:53:21Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone.
00:53:24Because you drove me to school when I was late.
00:53:26Yeah, I know.
00:53:26I sound like such a total jerk.
00:53:30You know, I don't understand.
00:53:34You made me fall in love with you.
00:53:39That's the worst thing.
00:53:40Don't say that.
00:53:41I did.
00:53:41No, no.
00:53:42I fell in love with you.
00:53:43I'm in love with you.
00:53:43Stop, stop.
00:53:44And you're my brother's best friend.
00:53:45I know that.
00:53:46I know.
00:53:47Susan, why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away?
00:53:53Am I crazy?
00:53:54Yeah.
00:53:55Do you not feel anything?
00:53:57Because you're playing with my feelings and you can't keep doing that.
00:54:01Okay?
00:54:03I want you to tell me to stop.
00:54:07Tell me that you don't want this.
00:54:08Tell me you want me to get away from you right now.
00:54:10I'm gonna tell you to stop.
00:54:11I'm never gonna tell you to stop.
00:54:19Fuck it.
00:54:34I've wanted to do that for so long.
00:54:45Listen, you have no idea.
00:54:46Every single time I saw you, it was him.
00:54:49I always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me than just my best friend's sister.
00:54:56Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:58I made a promise to run.
00:55:00But you know what?
00:55:07I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:20I think about you every day, every morning, and every night.
00:55:28And every single time I close my eyes, it's you that I see.
00:55:34Every time.
00:55:38Every time.
00:55:39Every time.
00:55:41Every time.
00:55:46I want you to take me right here, right now.
00:56:06So what do we now?
00:56:12What do you want us to be?
00:56:16What do you want me to be?
00:56:19I want you to be mine.
00:56:23I think I already am.
00:56:28But what about Ron?
00:56:30He's gonna kill you.
00:56:32I know Ron loves you very much.
00:56:34He's very protectable to brother, but I think he'll come around when he sees...
00:56:40How much I love you.
00:56:47I don't know, I think...
00:56:50I think we should maybe keep it a secret.
00:56:54Just for now.
00:56:56I don't want to keep it a secret.
00:56:58I know.
00:57:01But it's just...
00:57:02For a little.
00:57:03Until we find the right moment.
00:57:06Yeah.
00:57:08Yeah.
00:57:08I won't do it your way.
00:57:11We'll be secret lovers.
00:57:28Thinking about you.
00:57:31We're safe.
00:57:33Yeah.
00:57:41I love you.
00:57:44I love you.
00:57:46I love you.
00:57:47I love you.
00:57:49I love you.
00:57:52Good.
00:57:53I love you.
00:57:58I love you.
00:57:59love my car he grabbed me by the waist hoisting me up putting me on the hood of his car
00:58:03brett stop
00:58:05don't read my smut i'm telling you every single word that you have ever written is etched into
00:58:10my heart into my soul betrayals kisses from my neck to my breasts gently sucking and biting holy
00:58:19shit that is literal trash but why does it sound like 50 shades of gray when he says it i
00:58:26feel so
00:58:27hot right now palms my center slowly massaging my folds are you away ali
00:58:43oh my god someone's coming um i have to go take my own death bye i'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:08hey are you okay you sounded sick do you need help mind your own business virgin mary you think
00:59:14just because brett took a chance on you once you're on my level now i was just trying to help
00:59:19save it
00:59:21for someone who gives a damn shoot i'm late
00:59:48brett that's allison's uh i found it in the bathroom if i'd known it was your little
00:59:52girlfriends i never would have touched it
01:00:11see what you're up to
01:00:14hey hey you found my bag i was looking for that thank you no problem
01:00:22attention all members of the cheerleading squad it has been brought to our attention that apparently
01:00:28someone on this squad is using illegal drugs i strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come
01:00:33forward now otherwise will be forced to contact the campus police for a thorough search well i think we
01:00:42all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend right i'm sorry but i just saw
01:00:47you
01:00:47throwing up in the bathroom like 10 minutes excuse me i was fixing my makeup sounded like you were
01:00:52retching and i asked you if you were look at this this is perfection it's every girl's dream i don't
01:00:58need shortcuts and we all know someone who could lose a little weight i mean after all who came in
01:01:02with
01:01:02zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy search me i have nothing to hide
01:01:12your turn scott sure but i rita jackpot well well well look who needs drugs to keep up with the
01:01:23real
01:01:23athletes i knew it no one gets that good that quick without cheating allison performance enhancing
01:01:31substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad coach i promise you i've never seen those
01:01:36before okay those those aren't mine right a cheater and a liar coach please listen to me i've never
01:01:44seen those i i don't know what they are i lying it's the only way a cow like her could
01:01:49ever compete with
01:01:50us they're mine yeah those are actually uh my uh vitamins did you forget i asked you to hold on
01:01:56to
01:01:56my vitamins this morning yeah sorry i should have uh labeled them or something he's right they're just
01:02:01vitamins no they aren't uh miss russo how is it that you come to possess such extensive knowledge
01:02:07of these banned substances i just they look suspicious well we were just worried about the integrity of the
01:02:16team yeah we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate that's enough all i see here are three
01:02:22bullies trying to frame a teammate rita you are stripped of captaincy effective immediately what you
01:02:28can't do that championships are in two weeks nobody else knows the whole routine i mean i know
01:02:33it yeah every count every formation i could step up and do it you little you think you can just
01:02:41walk in here and steal everything from me that's enough rita my decision is final
01:02:49listen up when it's allison's turn for the basket toss you're gonna have a little timing issue
01:02:54you want us to drop her she could get seriously hurt that's the point accidents happen all the time
01:03:00in cheerleading so tragic i can't do that coach will kill me fine and say goodbye to those little
01:03:06supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms i know everything girls every dirty little secret
01:03:12do exactly as i say or you're gone your call and make sure she falls hard enough she never gets
01:03:18back up
01:03:26very sweet
01:03:29what happened back there how did you know that rita put those vitamins in my purse i uh saw rita
01:03:34putting
01:03:34something in your bag so i swapped it out i knew it i knew she was up to something you
01:03:41know i heard her
01:03:42in the bathroom like 10 minutes before yeah she was throwing up it was when we were
01:03:49when we were having
01:03:54phone sex
01:03:56so she's the one who interrupted my grand finale allison do you have any idea how hard it was to
01:04:02stop
01:04:04hey do you
01:04:06do you think i'm fat seriously go put that garbage in your head
01:04:10i don't want you to say anything like that again i'm being serious though i'm being serious too
01:04:14allison perfect just who you are yeah i'll always be there to catch you when you fall
01:04:23always
01:04:27all right on the count you both perform an elevated prep rita you're up first then ellison
01:04:45okay allison hey great job you guys you killed it
01:05:14hey i told you to catch you brett you just saved my life
01:05:22i guess that makes me like a backup tree leader or something huh
01:05:26are you serious scott you bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain
01:05:31are you kidding me they almost dropped me i could have been paralyzed i could have died
01:05:35that would have been the best news of my life rita that is a disgusting thing to say
01:05:41leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team
01:05:47oh brett thank you oh my gosh i really appreciate that catch i almost had a heart attack all right
01:05:53everyone in light of performances and character i am so proud to announce ellison scott as the new captain
01:06:03thank you
01:06:07congratulations captain scott i'm proud of you wanna show me just how proud you are
01:06:14and that's game state loses 21 to 35
01:06:20ally
01:06:21look i know it's not what you wanted it's okay because you did good that's all that matters
01:06:26thanks bro i'm gonna go take a piss i'll be right back ew
01:06:29don't ever touch me again weirdo yo allison she is good baby y'all do private shows you know something
01:06:38with a little extra bump and grind you're so gross yo what the hell are you serious what what's going
01:06:46on i'm just waiting for the mvp no don't play with me you've been teasing me for weeks in your
01:06:52dreams
01:06:53how about you spend more time training on the field so that what happens today never happens again
01:06:58you think you're so fucking special why you know everyone knows how you got the captain's position
01:07:04how by sucking your way to the top i mean that must be how you got out there considering how
01:07:10much you
01:07:10suck while you play you shameless whore hey i'm one i do you're defending your sluts honor huh she's a
01:07:20public bus everybody gets a ride hey hey fuckface you keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth
01:07:35that's enough what's going on here i mean coach we all saw it chat was gonna hit her
01:07:40you're gonna hit her get my office now you with me this is a really nasty cut okay let's
01:07:48we should take you to the er okay all right you sure you're already
01:07:57it's a really nasty cut brad you could have broken your hand
01:08:01yeah well it was totally worth it never let anybody get a birth cheating like that
01:08:06shut up
01:08:13you know i could kind of get used to this having uh nurse allison around take care of me help
01:08:19me out
01:08:20yo guys 304 i think it's this one let's go see the hero oh no that's ron and the whole
01:08:26team they
01:08:27can't see us like this i won't let him let's tell him let's tell him the truth in front of
01:08:33the entire team
01:08:36ron's gonna kill you remind you let's hide
01:08:47you know i'm just uh washing up man god you have no idea how crazy you drive me
01:08:56you know every single time i see you all i can think about is uh
01:09:02doing this you need a hand man no i got everything i need uh right here
01:09:14you gotta be quiet
01:09:18unless you are not friends
01:09:21brett stop jerking off and get your ass out here man
01:09:24hey you know what it uh takes me a very long time assholes
01:09:37i feel what you did i feel what you did it's kind of hard to mess
01:09:44yeah
01:09:48brett you gotta you gotta speed this up man we got your food it's gonna get cold you know my
01:09:51hands are
01:09:52soft bro i can help you hey why don't you guys just beat it all right i'm gonna be a
01:09:55little while
01:09:56all right let's just give him some space enjoy your blue balls yeah don't pull muscles
01:10:01you know i took a pretty big hit for you today i think i've earned some uh
01:10:07health and physical therapy time you know what i mean
01:10:10you know you could have just asked you didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:30you know i think i'm just going to wash
01:10:42i'm so bad for you
01:10:45i'm so bad for you
01:10:53brad goes pro after this guaranteed i've heard the hot time show is going to break the internet
01:10:58captain scott's changed the whole game sick ladies and gentlemen let's make some noise for your state
01:11:04university cheerleading squad led by captain alison scott
01:11:10i will end you leave it save your applause everyone you're cheering for a fraud your precious new
01:11:19cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot she bought it with illegal performance enhancers
01:11:24and her dealer look no further than your mvp brett harrison
01:11:33that's that's not true you know what i don't care rita's the one that's been taking drugs okay
01:11:39she's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them just ask them yourself oh really let's ask the swad
01:11:45then
01:11:48this is
01:11:49brett approached us about a month ago he said he had good stuff but only if we helped alison become
01:11:57captain
01:11:57you know that's bullshit i have proof
01:12:03i know real doctors i've got pills ally no more being blackmailed let alison take the captain position
01:12:13this is insane okay i've never taken a drug in my life oh sweetie it's all coming out now
01:12:19i saw her taking pills for practice we trusted you cheater
01:12:27hey anybody who messes with her messes with me open your eyes brett she's using you for the clout
01:12:34for the status who was she before you slept with her nobody a total bottom feeder you know what
01:12:40you're so full of shit it's unbelievable how'd you get that video huh and what'd you do to it you
01:12:44have
01:12:44nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide listen just please listen to me everybody just shut up
01:12:52this is my sister okay she would never do something like this and here come the pretzels all right
01:12:59that's enough that's enough now in light of these significant allegations as well as the evidence
01:13:05that has been presented i have no choice alison scott you are hereby removed from your position
01:13:12as captain of the cheerleader furthermore you are placed on academic suspension pending an expulsion
01:13:17hearing justice for the real athletes hold on hold it if you would please look to the jumbotron
01:13:26i know some real doctors that can help you guys get healthy the right way no more pills no more
01:13:31purgent no more blackmail you'd really help us absolutely listen you guys are never gonna have
01:13:36to take any of reedah's take your spouse ever again so what's the catch we're gonna make reedah
01:13:40take some of her own medicine this video this is the real conversation not the edited one that reedah
01:13:47just played not for the drugs these are the drugs that i gave the girls they're vitamins you can get
01:13:54these at any pharmacy in the world you want to check these out principal he's right these are common
01:14:03supplements everybody rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates to take dangerous weight loss
01:14:09supplements she's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply and she's been shaming them degrading
01:14:13them for the bodies that they have now everybody is different but all bodies are beautiful rita sabotaged
01:14:19allison for one reason one reason only because she was a threat she threatened the total control that
01:14:24rita had over the entire squad and it's horrible because allison she's a beautiful person and she
01:14:30would never do anything like this and she deserves to be the cheer captain
01:14:35that's not true he's lying she's the one who's in drugging the team lock her up lock her up lock
01:14:43her up
01:14:44lock her up you fucking bitch you ruined my life you ruined it yourself
01:15:00look at you playing the victim you've been throwing yourself at me for weeks
01:15:06just when i give you a chance you run crying to harrison nothing but a little shut up dude shut
01:15:13up
01:15:13what are you gonna do about it harrison i don't have to do anything you're gonna get exactly what you
01:15:18deserve right now mr williams
01:15:23apparently we've had a number of allegations of sexual harassment against you from various female
01:15:29students as of now you are officially suspended from all school activities what no my father your
01:15:35father may have his name on the library but i assure you his money will not buy you immunity you
01:15:41can take
01:15:42him away party's over let go no i'll throw you off this isn't over
01:15:48and as for you miss scott on behalf of the entire administration i would like to apologize to you
01:15:57for everything that you've had to endure and as of now you can consider yourself officially
01:16:02reinstated as captain you can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain
01:16:09thank you principal all right everyone sorry for the unexpected drama
01:16:14i hope you enjoyed the show but we have a game to get back to so let's cheer on our
01:16:19wolves
01:16:20we'll start up here go
01:16:34what are you going to do
01:16:38what are you going to do
01:16:43um
01:16:54Haping
01:16:55Kiss! Kiss!
01:16:57Kiss! Kiss!
01:16:58Kiss! Kiss!
01:17:00Kiss! Saint Arts
01:17:06Hey, Alison
01:17:10The way I'm not even surprised
01:17:15Hey, well, you know what, uh, he's cool, isn't it?
01:17:19I think he knew before we did.
01:17:21I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:23I love you too, quarterback.
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