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00:16You
00:21Start climbing!
00:23Pump those legs!
00:25Yes!
00:26You are a sassy queen!
00:28A classy queen! A bad assy queen!
00:31Thank you, Corey!
00:33You can do this!
00:34You can run this team!
00:35You're so much better than your crackhead brother Cam!
00:38Hell, yeah! I'm so much better than Cam!
00:40I'm so much better than Cam!
00:41You know what you're doing?
00:42You're motherfucking Isla Gordon!
00:45Say it!
00:46I am motherfucking Isla Gordon!
00:48Say it again!
00:50Ow! Oh, Lev, you scared me!
00:54I just heard so much grunting, I thought maybe you were being attacked!
00:57A grunt?
00:58Like Shrek!
00:59Please don't move!
01:00I want you to die before we get married!
01:02Oh, yeah! This is my fiancé, Lev Levinson.
01:06Did I not tell you about him?
01:07You're much braver than my five-year-old patients.
01:10Lev and I have been together for six years, engaged for three.
01:12I know what you're thinking, but we're not two losers and some sad, long-ass engagement.
01:18First, there was COVID.
01:19And then his mom got a facelift.
01:21Then my mom got a facelift.
01:23It's been a whole thing.
01:25I noticed that you were a little extra psycho on the bike this morning.
01:28Is everything okay at work?
01:30Yeah!
01:30Yeah!
01:31I mean, I did make some big moves on my first day and went against the advice of everyone I
01:37work with, but I feel good.
01:40Listen, you are the smartest Gordon I know.
01:43I know that's not a high bar considering I once saw Ness fall into the fountain at the Grove, but
01:47Cam chose you for a reason.
01:49And to quote you from, I don't know, ten minutes ago, you are motherfucking Isla Gordon.
01:57I love you.
01:58I love you.
02:02I love you.
02:03It's Ali.
02:05Hi.
02:05Get your ass to work.
02:07We are fucked.
02:09Hold on.
02:09My grandma's calling me from Thailand.
02:14Happy birthday, y'all.
02:18Did you hear me?
02:19Fucked.
02:20F-U-C-K.
02:21I know how to spell it.
02:22I'm headed in.
02:29I'm Jack Gordon's son.
02:31This is crazy.
02:33Yeah, no shit.
02:34I mean, two years ago when your mom called me and she told me, Anna, take this envelope and don't
02:37open it until I die.
02:38I was like, okay, Tia Claudia, no problem.
02:41Like, my 56-year-old aunt is gonna have some real sexy secrets.
02:44Turns out, she kinda did.
02:45Were he and my mom in love?
02:47Well...
02:47Wait, wasn't he married?
02:49Yes, he was married.
02:50Your mom was a housekeeper at his Malibu home in the summer of 2003 and his wife and children were
02:56in Martha's Vineyard and your mom and Mr. Gordon became involved.
03:00I know.
03:01Wait, did he know about me?
03:03Before he died?
03:04Yes, Jack Gordon did know about you.
03:07And he never wanted to meet me?
03:08Jackie, your biological father was, how do I put this, a real piece of shit.
03:13And billionaires are like that.
03:15Not Oprah, though.
03:17Why did my mom tell me?
03:19My whole life I thought my real dad was in the Sinaloa cartel and died in a shootout.
03:24Yeah, me too.
03:24And that was cool as hell.
03:26Well, according to this letter, your mother wanted to protect you from the truth.
03:31That you're the product of an affair.
03:33Wait, so that means I have brothers?
03:34And a sister?
03:36Yes, you do.
03:38And they are very wealthy.
03:46So, I just heard that we have been dropped by snooze-a-pedic beds.
03:49Snooze-a-pedic?
03:50The cheesy mechanical beds you buy on TV?
03:53Those cheesy mechanical beds are our biggest sponsor.
03:56Apparently they are a deeply Christian family and their name can't be associated with a crackhead.
04:01Our brother's not a crackhead, okay? He's a rich man with a drug problem.
04:04Why don't we just find a new sponsor?
04:06Sure, let me just go through my Rolodex of Fortune 500 companies.
04:09Who want to give millions of dollars to a tarnished professional sports team?
04:13We'll call and smooth this out.
04:14No, what? I will. I can fix this.
04:17How?
04:17It's my responsibility as president. I don't need my brothers to hold my hand.
04:20As Corey says, I need to climb the steepest hills by myself.
04:24Who's Corey?
04:25Doesn't matter. I'm gonna do this in person.
04:27Where is snooze-a-pedic? The valley? Downtown?
04:30Indiana.
04:30Indiana?
04:33Fuck me.
04:35Allie?
04:36Let's go.
04:37I have to go?
04:38Yeah. I'm obviously not going to Indiana by myself.
04:43Ness, hang back a second.
04:46This is bad.
04:47We're fucked.
04:48No, I know.
04:49I love snooze-a-pedic.
04:50It keeps her from choking to death every night.
04:51Sleep apnea is no joke.
04:53No, dude.
04:53Isla, she has zero relationships with our sponsors.
04:56And the not trading Travis thing, what are we doing here?
04:59She's gotta go.
05:01And we have to do it together.
05:02I'm not making a move that big without talking to Cam.
05:07Looking good sober, my man.
05:08Don't lie to me. I look terrible.
05:11Oh, hey.
05:12I just wanted to snort mouthwash last night. I feel like shit.
05:14Wow.
05:16Oof.
05:17That's tough.
05:18Yeah.
05:18What do you want?
05:20We love that you put Isla in charge.
05:23It's, it's, uh, you know, it's feminist, it's noisy.
05:26It's just fuck you to the patriarchy.
05:28All right, let's skip the woke bullshit.
05:29I'm gonna zoom with my parole officer in five.
05:31We're panicking a bit, okay?
05:33I mean, she keeps Travis, she brings up some junior league rando,
05:37and now we lose snooze-a-pedic.
05:39Though to be fair, that was, uh, a little more of a you thing.
05:43We're struggling to understand why you picked Isla.
05:47As opposed to other options.
05:48But now you've had a couple days sober, you're thinking clearly,
05:51maybe you want to, uh, amend your decision.
05:56Oh, okay. I see.
05:58So I picked our sister over you guys,
05:59and now your little bitch asses can't handle it.
06:02No.
06:02That's pretty much it.
06:04This is the last thing I need to be dealing with right now.
06:06I'm in withdrawal.
06:08I've been shitting black tar for the last 48 hours,
06:10and last night I offered my body to an orderly for a Sudafed.
06:13Oh, my God.
06:14Now, does that sound like a man who wants to be dragged
06:16into a personnel issue at his own job?
06:18No.
06:18No.
06:19No, it doesn't.
06:24If I thought you guys could have handled it,
06:26I would have picked you.
06:28No.
06:28But clearly you can't.
06:32Do either of you have any cocaine?
06:37No.
06:38Of course not.
06:39You're fucking losers.
06:43I think it's clear.
06:44He wants us to handle the situation.
06:46Yeah.
06:47We should go to the board.
06:53That last question I asked you.
06:56You're sure?
06:58So sorry, man.
06:59We're sure.
07:01Fucking losers.
07:11Cran Merrickman.
07:12I've always loved your mascot.
07:14Oh, Marvin the Mattress.
07:16Yeah.
07:17He's been with us since the company was founded.
07:19Whew.
07:20Way back in 2006.
07:21Ooh.
07:22Well, he hasn't aged a bit.
07:24Well, I do appreciate you ladies coming out here to the heartland.
07:28And I wish I had better news.
07:30But the truth is, Snoozopedic has already moved on.
07:35Look, Cran, I get it.
07:36Cam made a terrible mistake.
07:38Mm-hmm.
07:38But wasn't it Jesus who said forgive and forget?
07:42Oh, this one.
07:43Always quoting her scriptures.
07:44That's true.
07:46My favorite book, the Bible.
07:47My favorite movie, The Da Vinci Code.
07:50Not quite the same, but who doesn't love Tom Hanks?
07:52The fact of the matter is, the waves stink this season.
07:56So, what are we paying for?
07:58Okay, I'll admit our record is not great right now,
08:00but I believe we have great potential to turn things around.
08:02Definitely.
08:03And you know Marcus Winfield is still an elite player in this league.
08:05Mm-hmm.
08:06That's besides the point.
08:07Now, we're a family brand.
08:09And I had no problem doing business with Cam when I thought he was a family man.
08:13But who am I dealing with now?
08:15Ness?
08:16Sandy?
08:16You?
08:17Yes, Cran.
08:18I'm in church.
08:20That's why I'm here.
08:22Yeah, but weren't you in an adult magazine?
08:25Oh, it's Playboy.
08:27It was 15 years ago.
08:28And I had basketballs covering my boobs.
08:30Look, we sell mattresses to families.
08:34You, Ness, and Sandy don't represent our values.
08:38Hey, we got a former adult model, a failed ball player with a mail order bride,
08:43and then the one with an unorthodox lifestyle.
08:45Well, I'm sorry.
08:47There's no family in the waves.
08:48Oh, Cran.
08:50The waves are my family.
08:51And yeah, maybe there's a couple pictures of my dad with Saddam Hussein.
08:54But we are good people.
08:55And Ness did not order Batuin.
08:57She's from the Philippines, I think.
08:59Believe it or not, she actually loves him.
09:01And I love my gay brother.
09:03And I love that he has gay sex with men on your mattresses.
09:06What?
09:07Yeah.
09:07So, guess what?
09:08You can keep your family money.
09:10We don't need it.
09:11Let's get out of here, Ali.
09:12Well, eat shit, Marvin!
09:14Don't, don't, don't!
09:17No!
09:18Please!
09:20We just had that one made.
09:23Screw this old school corporate bullshit.
09:25I don't want sponsors that make money off of detergent and office supplies.
09:30I want people who make money off of Bitcoin in the cloud or whatever.
09:35Modern shit.
09:35I don't understand.
09:37Tech money.
09:37You want tech money.
09:38I'll get us some meetings.
09:41Oh.
09:42Bernie, what's up?
09:43Please don't say we're getting sued because I'm in a real shitty mood.
09:48Mm-hmm.
09:54Okay.
09:56Is it one of the players?
09:58Oh, shit.
09:58Did you have us talk about vaccines again?
10:00No.
10:00I have a secret half-brother.
10:03What is wrong with your family?
10:06Fuck.
10:09This is our family lawyer, Bernie Berger.
10:12Is he a little too physically affectionate?
10:14Yes.
10:15But he's been taking care of my family's legal problems for 40 years and our dad loved him.
10:20In case you want an update, my prostate is doing great.
10:23It's back to normal size and polyp-free.
10:25That is fantastic news about your prostate, Bernie.
10:28Can we get to the part about our secret brother?
10:31This is John Alejandro Moreno, a.k.a. Jackie.
10:35He's a 19-year-old kid from Boyle Heights and he is the product of a secret love affair between
10:40your father,
10:41God rest his soul, and a woman by the name of Claudia Moreno, who was employed as a housekeeper.
10:46Dad schtook the maid?
10:48It appears so.
10:49I don't remember Claudia ever working for us.
10:51It was at the Paradise Cove home one summer.
10:54I think you guys were in Martha's Vineyard.
10:56I miss that place.
10:57I remember seeing Ryan O'Neal walking on the beach there.
11:00This is crazy.
11:01How the fuck are we just finding out about this now?
11:02Your dad kept this one pretty buttoned up. Even I didn't know.
11:05I refuse to believe that dad was a cheater.
11:08Really?
11:08Have you met Sandy?
11:09Excuse me.
11:10Hey.
11:11Dad did not cheat with my mom, okay?
11:13They met the day he told your mom he wanted a divorce.
11:16Wait.
11:17I know this kid.
11:18He spilled meat juice on me.
11:20That could be a lot of guys.
11:21That's actually very possible.
11:23You're not gonna believe this, but Jackie's been working as a vendor at the Waves game since he was 16.
11:28Our brother has been working in the same building as us for four years?
11:32Kind of romantic if it wasn't also extremely alarming.
11:36Legally.
11:37Bernie, how much are we talking here?
11:38Why are you assuming that all he wants is money?
11:40His lawyer did seem to indicate that that was the priority.
11:43This kid hit the jackpot.
11:44Bernie, I want you to come up with a number.
11:45We gotta pay this kid out.
11:46Otherwise we're gonna be splitting our inheritance five ways.
11:48And he was just making $16 an hour.
11:51So let's not go overboard.
11:52I want an NDA.
11:53I want to make sure that he doesn't work here anymore and he can never contact us again.
11:56Don't you think you're being a little hasty?
11:58This guy's her brother.
11:59You gotta stop thinking about it like that.
12:00This is shrapnel from dad.
12:01You just have to deal with it.
12:03It is literally the worst time for news like this to be coming out.
12:05Sandy's right.
12:06We gotta knit this in the butt.
12:07You got it, boss.
12:08Alright, now listen up.
12:10The press cannot find out about this.
12:12We have already lost one sponsor and it cannot leave this room.
12:15That means no spouses.
12:16No Lizzy, no Lev, no Batuin.
12:21Sandy, you got nobody so we're good there.
12:24Everybody got it?
12:25Yeah, got it.
12:26Got it.
12:27Got it.
12:32They want to settle.
12:34I'm gonna make sure you are the richest 19 year old in Boyle Heights.
12:37How much?
12:38$500,000 and I'm confident I can get them to a million.
12:41Their lawyer's an ancient white man and I think he has a crush on me.
12:44But think of what you can do with the money, Jackie.
12:46It's life changing.
12:47I can't believe this, Ana.
12:49A settlement and a family.
12:51I've always wanted to go on family feud and now I can.
12:54When can I meet them?
12:55The money is contingent on a few things.
12:58Namely, you quitting your job as a vendor, signing a non-disclosure agreement, and never contacting the family.
13:08I know rich people are shitty, but it's fine.
13:12I'm gonna get you paid.
13:15I can't believe Dad had a secret love chat.
13:18Really?
13:19At my fifth birthday party, I walked in on him feeling up the balloon animal lady.
13:23Well, because she was a free spirit.
13:25At least he could have told us.
13:26I always wanted a younger brother.
13:28You have a younger brother.
13:30Yeah, but like a fun one.
13:31Yes, Sandy.
13:32Hello, Steven.
13:33Hi.
13:33You said you needed to meet urgently.
13:35I am teeing off at 10-15 sharp and I will not make John Stamos weird.
13:40John Stamos.
13:41It's my favorite beach boy.
13:42Very talented, man.
13:43Now, what is this all about?
13:45Isla has to go.
13:46We love our sister, but our team is fundamentally in danger and she is not the one to get us
13:50out of that.
13:51I don't know.
13:51I can see Cam stinking on this.
13:53Putting a woman in charge is a good look.
13:54It changes the conversation.
13:56But if the new conversation is about how she's tanking the team, that's bad for women.
14:00And I love women.
14:01I believe women.
14:01I married a woman.
14:03Steven, my favorite movie is Wonder Woman.
14:06So who do you think should run the team then?
14:07Us.
14:08The CFO and the GM coming together makes total sense.
14:11I mean, frankly, it's what Cam should have done in the first place.
14:14Partying the front business in the back.
14:15We would like the board to convene to hear us out and have a no confidence vote in Isla.
14:20As majority shareholders, we have that right, but we want your support.
14:24Okay.
14:26I'll set it up.
14:30Any chance we could meet John Stangles?
14:32Nope.
14:36What's your name working?
14:41What would you do in this situation?
14:43Would you be okay never knowing your brother?
14:46No.
14:47But I'm Asian.
14:48You know, there's an unspoken morality there.
14:50I'm not from a broken white family.
14:52Well, if you were paying attention, you would have heard that we're not completely white.
14:56Isla Gordon.
14:58Congrats on the promotion, Mama.
15:00You too.
15:01Yog flirt is killing it, Mama.
15:04I don't think we've met.
15:05I'm Finn.
15:05Hi, Finn.
15:07I gotta say, you look so familiar.
15:10Yeah.
15:10Oh, a lot of people have been recognizing me thanks to that bad boy.
15:14Ding dong.
15:15What's that?
15:16Check it out.
15:17Oh!
15:18That's so cool.
15:19I mean, the idea is so simple, right?
15:21It's a dating app designed for single people who share a passion for frozen yogurt.
15:27People warned us that couples who work together never stay together, but I mean, look at us
15:31now.
15:31Look at us.
15:32Look at us, honey.
15:33Look at you.
15:34Aww.
15:35That's so great.
15:36So, the Waves organization would be honored to have a sponsor as successful and innovative
15:42as Yog Flirt.
15:43Well, no offense, but the Waves have always felt a little old boys club.
15:48I mean, your dad, your brother, a lot of toxic masculinity.
15:51So much.
15:52I love them.
15:54But they're gross.
15:54Yeah.
15:55And I promise, a lot has changed.
15:59Well, one thing that is very important to Finn and I is second chances.
16:02Like you, for example.
16:03I mean, you used to be this washed up party girl.
16:06And you've transformed yourself into a badass girl boss.
16:10We think you'd be a perfect fit.
16:13Ba-ba-ba, she rolled alert.
16:14Oh, this is so great.
16:17Thank you so much.
16:18No, thank you.
16:19This is amazing.
16:20Oh my God.
16:21Oh my God, it just hit me.
16:22I know where I met you.
16:24Okay.
16:24So, how's Malibu New Year's Eve?
16:26I don't think so.
16:27Wait, was this last New Year's Eve?
16:28Yes.
16:29No.
16:29Yes, you were with your friend and mad about how bad the Negroni was.
16:34I knew it.
16:35There was no angel investor meeting in LA.
16:38It?
16:38You were with Lindsey.
16:39Oh no, he was with a tall blonde Asian guy.
16:42That's Lindsey!
16:43You said it was over, Finn.
16:44It is kinda.
16:45Like 90% over.
16:47No.
16:48Let me explain.
16:49How am I supposed to know Lindsey is a guy?
16:51It's a girl.
16:52Lindsey Graham.
16:53Lindsey Buckingham.
16:54Okay, fine.
16:54You don't care about us.
16:56I'm sorry, excuse me.
16:57Excuse me, sorry.
16:58Alright, excuse me.
16:58Now I have to deal with this.
17:00Thanks to you.
17:02And you, kinda.
17:03Tati!
17:04Tati!
17:04Excuse me, Finn, I-
17:06Oh my god.
17:06Did that just happen?
17:08I don't know what-
17:09Oh my god.
17:10What the fuck was that?
17:12It's a sign.
17:14I shouldn't have this job.
17:15I should just quit and be a crappy interior designer like all my shitty friends from high school.
17:20Will you shut up?
17:21Don't tell me to shut up when I'm spiraling.
17:23Ayla, no one knows more about basketball than you.
17:25Wait, for years I've had to listen to you babbling on about pre-draft rankings and now you can finally
17:31use all that.
17:32Okay, so you have one setback and you wanna quit?
17:34Kinda.
17:35Well, Ayla.
17:37I don't know, Allie.
17:37I don't know what to do.
17:39We'll figure it out.
17:40And I know a place where you will feel better instantly.
17:44Ugh.
17:45Love Sephora.
17:47There's so much good shit to buy.
17:49Every 90 seconds a woman comes up with a headset and asks if you need anything.
17:52Welcome to Sephora.
17:53Can I help you?
17:54I'm good.
17:55Thanks.
17:56See?
17:56You forget about all your outside problems.
17:59Try 900 different mascaras.
18:00Not buy any of them.
18:01Nothing bad happens at Sephora.
18:03Welcome to Sephora.
18:03Holy shit.
18:04It's Steven.
18:05He's calling a meeting of the board tomorrow.
18:07Okay, well that's not what he's supposed to do.
18:10Ness and Sandy have called a vote of no confidence.
18:13For you.
18:15What the hell?
18:16I just said nothing bad happens at Sephora.
18:19Welcome to Sephora.
18:20Can I help you?
18:20No.
18:21Look, you're nice and obviously adorable, but you can't do anything.
18:25I'm sorry.
18:26Sorry.
18:28Jackie, I got them up to two million dollars.
18:31Isn't that incredible?
18:32So when can I meet them?
18:34I already told you, you can't contact them.
18:36But you can buy a mansion.
18:37I mean, not in LA, of course, but somewhere else, like Utah or something.
18:44Jackie, I just told you you're gonna be a millionaire.
18:46What's the matter?
18:49So they find out I'm their brother and they don't want to meet me?
18:52As your cousin and your attorney, I'm advising you, take this offer.
19:00Okay.
19:00Hmm?
19:01I'll do it.
19:02On one condition.
19:04I can't believe these assholes.
19:07The betrayal.
19:09You know I could have let Sandy drown?
19:11In 93, right?
19:12He was five years old.
19:13Our nanny was taking a personal call.
19:15He was thrashing around in the pool.
19:16I jumped in.
19:17I pulled him out.
19:18And then Ness, remember when he was scouting players in Turkey?
19:21He was getting a chin implant.
19:23Made me swear not to tell anyone.
19:25I didn't!
19:26You need to shut this down.
19:28I know, but how?
19:29Ness and Sandy have been working in the front office at the Waves for years.
19:32Everyone loves them.
19:33You need Joe Pesci and Casino these motherfuckers.
19:36What are you saying?
19:37What is that?
19:38You've never seen Casino?
19:40Martin Scorsese?
19:41Oh, Martin Scorsese.
19:43Don't get me homework when I'm having a panic attack.
19:45Look, hey.
19:46This is the most important advice I've ever given you.
19:50Watch Casino.
19:51Excuse me.
19:52Sorry to interrupt your tense, pretty adult conversation.
19:55But, uh, you're next in line.
19:57Sorry.
19:58Oh.
19:59Big Waves fans?
20:00Yes.
20:00Huge.
20:01Especially my daughter.
20:02We watch every game.
20:04Marcus Winfield is the goat.
20:06That means the greatest of all time.
20:08We know.
20:09We are younger than you.
20:11Allie.
20:12Get me in touch with our sales analytics department.
20:16Right away.
20:18If you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your fucking head wide open in front of everybody
20:22in the back.
20:22This movie is amazing.
20:24And just about the time that I'm coming out of jail.
20:25Love Casino.
20:26Scorsese's my guy.
20:27Hopefully, he'll be coming out of your coma.
20:30And guess what?
20:32I'll split your fucking head open again.
20:34Cause I'm fucking stupid.
20:36I don't give a fuck about jail.
20:38That's my business.
20:44If this meeting goes well, I could be president of the waves by this afternoon.
20:50I mean, Isla's gonna be pissed, but I have busted my ass for this.
20:53Years of staring at spreadsheets and dad taking me to strip club saying,
20:56you feeling anything?
20:58Nothing?
20:58Are you sure?
20:59Yeah, I'm fucking sure, dad.
21:00Were you talking to your dead dad this whole time?
21:02Because I totally thought you were talking to me.
21:04Sorry.
21:04Yeah, no, I, uh, it did start with you and then it ended with me yelling at a ghost.
21:09I'm so proud of you, babe.
21:10I mean, eventually you do need to talk to a therapist, but this, this is so huge.
21:14Oh, hey, uh, vitamin C, probiotic, Lexapro.
21:21Charlie, I'm sorry.
21:22I get so intense.
21:24It's just I finally have an opportunity to run shit in this family and I gotta take my shot.
21:28You know, it would be nice to meet all these people you're always complaining about.
21:31Oh, yeah, no, you don't want to meet my family.
21:33Trust me.
21:33We've been dating for a year.
21:35What are you, like, are you, like, embarrassed I'm a dog groomer?
21:38What?
21:38No.
21:39No, that's, that's so important.
21:41I love dogs.
21:42I don't have one, but they're everywhere.
21:43We could get one.
21:44I mean, I, we don't.
21:46It's okay.
21:47I gotta go.
21:49We're gonna celebrate tonight.
21:50All right?
21:50All right.
21:51Bye.
21:52Good luck.
21:55Hi, Gloria.
21:56You may be wondering why I wanted an urgent meeting with the head of marketing at Sephora.
22:00Yeah, I don't get a lot of DMs from famous strangers that say, please, please, please,
22:06meet me ASAP.
22:08911 prayer hands emoji.
22:11So how can I help you?
22:12Well, first of all, I think this should cover all of the makeup that I shoplifted from your
22:18stores in my teens and my 20s and, if I'm being very honest with you, my early 30s.
22:23I think the statute of limitations has run out, but I appreciate it.
22:26Was this really what you wanted to meet about?
22:28A couple days ago, the Waves lost our primary sponsor.
22:31And when I was looking at potential replacements, they're all the typical dude bro brands.
22:36Beer, energy drinks, pickup trucks.
22:39That sounds about right.
22:40I thought to myself, I am not the typical person to be running a basketball team.
22:44Why should I look for a typical sponsor?
22:46Which is why I'm here.
22:47I just don't know if our clientele overlap.
22:49I hate to disagree with a badass CMO from whom I'm asking millions of dollars, but you're wrong.
22:56Our analysis shows that women make up one third of all basketball viewers.
23:01That means on any given night, let's say we have six million people watching a game,
23:05that's two million women who all want to have glassy skin and a tight eyebrow game,
23:10and they're going to see your logo every night.
23:13You have the ability to tap into a market that's never been touched.
23:16And never forget, there's always a possibility that one of our basketball players may start dating a Kardashian.
23:24Do you think we could get a Jenner?
23:27And while this hurts me and my brother personally,
23:30what would be far more painful is leaving this beloved institution in the hands of our well-meaning,
23:37but let's face it, woefully underqualified sister who I hesitate to remind you guys flunked out of a state school.
23:43I also didn't finish college, but that was to go pro.
23:50Go waves.
23:52That was a jump shot.
23:53Uh, and that is why we are asking for a vote of no confidence.
23:57I think we've heard enough. Let's begin.
24:00Hello, everyone. Sorry to interrupt the coup.
24:03Oh, fuck.
24:03But I have some news.
24:04Isla, this is a closed-door session of the board. You can't just barge in here.
24:08This will only take 90 seconds.
24:09I just wanted to give you an update regarding the sponsorship situation.
24:13We had a great meeting with Gloria Shaw, who is the head of North American marketing for Sephora.
24:19Do you know what Sephora is?
24:21I've sat outside one many times with my wife and daughter's shop.
24:24Exactly.
24:25I am so happy to announce that they are going to be our new team sponsor.
24:30I earned them on myself.
24:32They love the idea of partnering with the first pro basketball team with the woman in charge.
24:37Wait a minute. Did they give you the same deal as Snoozopedic?
24:39No. Yes, they gave us 20% more.
24:43Sandy, you're really good with numbers. Is that better or worse?
24:47It is better.
24:49And, uh, trading Omari saved us how much?
24:5316 million over three seasons.
24:55Okay. Cool.
24:56So I'll let you guys get back to your meeting about how I'm bad at business.
25:02Yes? Sandy? Do we need to continue?
25:06No.
25:07Great.
25:08Well, Isla, on behalf of the board, congratulations on what sounds like an exciting new partnership for the Waves.
25:15We adjourned until next month.
25:17Great job, guys. Good meeting.
25:19Yeah, thank you. Good to see you.
25:22Nah, Sandy.
25:24Not you two.
25:25You sit down.
25:28Okay.
25:38I love you guys.
25:40Truly, I do.
25:43And I know it must have stung when Cam picked me to steer the ship, but he did.
25:48So, you two gotta get on board.
25:49I, uh, we are so sorry.
25:51You know, we're just looking out for the team.
25:53Yeah, and I speak for both of us when I say we cannot wait to collaborate with you.
25:59That's nice. We don't collaborate. I'm your boss.
26:01And if you ever try that shit again, I'll crack your fucking heads open.
26:06And then by the time I'm getting out of jail, hopefully you two will be out of your comas.
26:11And I'll crack your fucking heads open again.
26:16That's what I do.
26:19Is that from a casino?
26:21It is.
26:23So, are we clear?
26:25Perfectly, yeah.
26:26Great. Let's get some lunch.
26:31This kid wants to do this in person, that's fine.
26:33No one talks to him. No introductions. No hellos. Nothing.
26:38He is not our family.
26:40Eunice.
26:41You hugging?
26:43I'm gonna kill you.
26:48Counsel?
26:48Please, come on in.
26:50Have a seat.
26:51Hi, everyone.
26:53I'm Jackie.
26:59Okay.
27:00This won't take long.
27:02My client is ready to sign the deal, but first he would like to say a few words.
27:07I get that this is weird for everyone, but I really just wanted to meet you guys.
27:12My family was really small.
27:14It was just me, and my mom, and now she's gone.
27:19It's just you guys are so lucky.
27:22Not just because you're rich.
27:24Although, I saw your guys' cars in the garage, it was like a Bentley dealership.
27:28But because you have each other, and you get to work together.
27:32I know I can't work at the Waves anymore, but it's all good.
27:35I got an interview at Panera.
27:37I heard that if they don't pick up their order, we get to eat it.
27:40Jesus Christ.
27:41But just know that no matter what I sign today, I'll always love the Waves.
27:50And even if you don't, I will always consider you my family.
28:03Sorry, Normie, this is about something else.
28:05I was thinking about a scene from Coco.
28:07For fuck's sake.
28:08Brittany, can we just move this along?
28:09Yeah, great idea.
28:10By signing today, you agree to this non-disclosure agreement and to forever forfeit a relationship with any and all
28:18Gordon family members.
28:30Don't sign it.
28:31Isla.
28:32I'm sorry our dad was a creep, and it's shitty he kept you from us.
28:36I know that's a lot of money, but you are right.
28:40We are family, and we should know each other.
28:45I know what it's like to be forgotten and pushed aside.
28:50I'm not going to let that happen to you.
28:56I won't sign it.
28:58Whoa, whoa, whoa, counsel.
28:58This is insane.
28:59What are you doing?
29:00Say something, Sandy.
29:01He doesn't want to sign.
29:03Jackie, it's two million dollars.
29:05Also, I just bought a Ford Bronco yesterday with my cut.
29:08I'm sorry, but this is what I want.
29:09Isla.
29:10Isla.
29:11Nice to meet you again.
29:13I'm Isla.
29:15Isla Gordon.
29:15Hi, Anna.
29:16Hi, Anna.
29:17Oh, okay.
29:19I love you, and I'm going to protect you until the day you die.
29:24I'm going back to rehabilitation.
29:27Hello.
29:28Hi, Sandy.
29:29You're all losers.
29:30He's going to come around.
29:35I locked in the deal.
29:37I crushed Ness and Sandy's attempted coup.
29:40Handled the Jackie of it all without the press ever finding out.
29:43Am I that bitch?
29:44Oh, you are the biggest bitch.
29:52We have received official confirmation that Jack Gordon fathered a child out of wedlock.
29:59And that child is, get this folks, WAVE's concessions vendor, Jackie Moreno.
30:06You gotta be fucking kidding me.
30:08Got it on day.
30:09Okay, I'm ready.
30:11I'm set.
30:11Round it up.
30:12I'm about as up as it gets.
30:13This is my best.
30:14It's not even my best.
30:15I pull up, right.
30:17Hoping you feel like the best.
30:19I was just telling me this.
30:21You already know what it is.
30:24We was out here in them lists, kid.
30:26Go hit the clock with the next quick.
30:27I always wanted a big wrist full of diamonds.
30:30When you keep it real, you gon' see perfect timing.
30:33O's like a limey.
30:35Rico house looks like a driving.
30:37I'm trying to make home mining.
30:39I'm trying to eat Benny Hines.
30:41I'm running the crib with my guys.
30:43Way before I could get numbers out of this.
30:45All of my haters, they need me to choke.
30:47But I never did that before.
30:49I be cool with this shit out here cold.
30:51When it's crunch, keep it on the load.
30:53Fez out here, snatchin' my bros.
30:55Keepin' it honest is keepin' me lonely.
30:57Wish I could give all the drop to my boys.
30:59Tellin' these bitches, funny.
31:01Thought of the time that you ate on the cabin.
31:03I know that you ain't even makin' a minute.
31:05I give it all mine's every time.
31:07I'm trying to score with my guys with courtside.
31:09Hit her back up at mine.
31:11Plug, hit my line, shorty, you know the time.
31:15Go to bed.
31:27Go to bed.
31:55Go to bed.
31:56Go to bed.
31:57Go to bed.
32:14Go to bed.
32:14Go to bed.
32:14Go to bed.
32:14Go to bed.
32:15Go to bed.
32:15Go to bed.
32:16Go to bed.
32:23Go to bed.
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