00:00:08You know what, Harry?
00:00:09Hmm?
00:00:11He looks like Chaudhary Jameel.
00:00:15He looks?
00:00:17Yes.
00:00:18But he doesn't have Chaudhary Jameel.
00:00:20What about the other one?
00:00:21That's his butt.
00:00:23Yes.
00:00:24But he doesn't have butt.
00:00:26No Chaudhary Jameel, no butt.
00:00:31He looks like this.
00:00:33You know why?
00:00:35Why?
00:00:35There is a psychological condition.
00:00:38In which your enemy starts scaring on your nerves.
00:00:43Every man looks like your enemy.
00:00:47Let's go.
00:01:19That's the same one.
00:01:20We're not planning so much.
00:01:23We're having to fucking eat this.
00:01:24Hey!
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00:01:29Actually, he's not doing that.
00:01:30So what are you doing?
00:01:32It's like that he's doing that.
00:01:34But he's not here.
00:01:36You know what?
00:01:37What?
00:01:39We've been treated the disease.
00:01:41We've been treated the disease?
00:01:43You've been treated the disease too?
00:01:45I guess so.
00:01:48Let's go.
00:01:50Let's go.
00:02:03Let's go.
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00:08:46Do you want to go to London?
00:08:48Where is it?
00:08:51There is a good place.
00:09:22I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do.
00:09:52One-sided love is like that, Chauhi Saab.
00:09:56Lover is listening to the songs,
00:09:58and you can't get anything else.
00:10:00Don't discourage me.
00:10:07Listen.
00:10:08Now, you're still saving the seats.
00:10:10I'm not.
00:10:18Chaka!
00:10:22Whoo! Good job!
00:10:24Hey!
00:10:31Hi.
00:10:37This is...
00:10:38You're putting a little bit on the joints, sir.
00:10:40When you're putting a little bit on the joints,
00:10:43what are you doing on the 100?
00:10:48Come on, Chauhi Saab.
00:10:51Come on, let's see you.
00:10:54Chal, let's go.
00:10:56Chal.
00:10:57Chala gaya.
00:10:58Chala gaya.
00:10:59Hey! Hey! Hey!
00:11:00But she's coming.
00:11:03Take this.
00:11:04Take this too.
00:11:08Chal.
00:11:11Excuse me.
00:11:13Chal, Nase.
00:11:14Chani? Chani?
00:11:15Chani? Chani?
00:11:16Chani? Chani?
00:11:19Chani?
00:11:37Chani?
00:11:38Oh.
00:11:40Chani?
00:11:41Chani?
00:11:43Chani?
00:11:44Chani?
00:11:44Chani?
00:11:44Chani?
00:11:49I don't know.Å›
00:11:50I was not a sexy person.
00:11:54It was just normal.
00:11:58Don't you have a mouth open.
00:12:00But that was her past.
00:12:02Past?
00:12:04Before the girl, her old days were past.
00:12:11Why are you so frustrated?
00:12:30So, yeah, that was actually what I was trying to tell you, that this is basically...
00:12:47So, yeah, that's it.
00:13:30It's so good to see you. Come on.
00:13:32So, yeah, that's it.
00:13:34Oh, yeah, that's it.
00:13:38Oh, yeah, that's it.
00:14:04Oh, yeah, that's it.
00:14:09Oh, yeah, that's it.
00:14:33Oh, yeah, that's it.
00:15:16Oh, yeah, that's it.
00:15:31Oh, yeah, that's it.
00:15:59Oh, yeah, that's it.
00:16:01Oh, yeah, that's it.
00:16:31Oh, yeah, that's it.
00:16:41Oh, yeah, that's it.
00:16:46Oh, yeah.
00:17:01Oh, yeah.
00:17:04Did you get a note?
00:17:06Yes, Chohi, sir.
00:17:08Let's go and get it.
00:17:16Get up!
00:17:21No.
00:17:22Now we don't need to drink.
00:17:24We'll sit and drink.
00:17:26Get up, you bloody Pakistanis!
00:17:34No compromise on Pakistanis.
00:17:57We don't need to drink.
00:18:00Why are you eating Chohi, sir?
00:18:05Very good question.
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00:28:36so you have to help you in London.
00:28:41You have to be prepared with your father to help you and you are prepared for your father.
00:28:44Why you have to be prepared for your father?
00:28:47Why do you think you have to be prepared for your marriage?
00:28:50You don't understand, Abba Ji?
00:28:52But I understood that our children and daughters are coming from.
00:28:56So we have to be prepared for our marriage.
00:29:01We're just looking at the streets of the country
00:29:05and we're using them
00:29:06and we're using them
00:29:07and we're not making them
00:29:08and we're waiting for the Oculus model
00:29:10to change the way we can change the way we have.
00:29:15This is the way we are going to die.
00:29:20We are going to die.
00:29:21Do you mind, Abba Ji
00:29:23we make some money
00:29:24that we don't have to give an option
00:29:27but we don't have to give an option.
00:29:42Chaudhry Saab
00:29:43Yes, Chudrani
00:29:44Will you keep sitting here?
00:29:47Jogging n'i karni?
00:29:49Nain karni
00:29:51Ab m'i rok gaya ho
00:29:54Tham gaya ho
00:29:57Tumharae putr n'e bady bheezathi kiya
00:30:00And due to that
00:30:02I feel ashamed
00:30:05And Taya ji
00:30:07Kekhati hai
00:30:08Kekhshirminda
00:30:08Admi ko chup jana chai
00:30:10Yohan sarayam
00:30:12Daurna n'i chaiye
00:30:31Don't look at the girl Chaudhry Saab
00:30:34A girl n'i hai chudrani
00:30:36Apni zahara hai
00:30:38Teh kis tarah maame ko igan or mahar gai
00:30:40Maame ko?
00:30:42Maama kab se?
00:30:45Jab se pata chalaya na ke
00:30:47Sahara maari nahi
00:31:00Woh bhi aage hai yahan
00:31:03Kauan?
00:31:07Aapke paaji
00:31:16Paarq me dhekha unhye
00:31:18Aisse dhekharathe
00:31:19Jiasse mein kuch lagti ho unki
00:31:21Par meinne aise dhekha
00:31:22Jiasse woh mere kuch n'i lagti
00:31:30Kuch lagti hai kya?
00:31:31Kuch lagti hai kya?
00:31:38Kuch n'i lagti hai
00:31:40Woh n'ai yahan meire paachi
00:32:01Kuch lagti hai kya?
00:32:49Kuch lagti hai kya?
00:32:59Kuch lagti hai kya?
00:33:00Mujhe meek khatim karni
00:33:01Mail pe mail kar raha hai boss
00:33:03Do you love Jenny?
00:33:05No
00:33:07Do you love me?
00:33:09Is that a trick question?
00:33:10No
00:33:12Then yes
00:33:14Tho phir hum sunday ko shadhi karenge
00:33:16Lekin sunday ko am duno se shadhi karega kawm?
00:33:19Seriously?
00:33:20Are you serious?
00:33:22Yes
00:33:23Okay
00:33:25Then let's do it
00:33:33Oh wow
00:33:36Tum uske office kain, usse khench kar baahar nikala
00:33:40Usse kaha mucse shadhi karlo, sunte hi wo maan bhi gaya
00:33:44Tumne sunday ki date p rakhli
00:33:46Hmm
00:33:49Good
00:33:53Toh sunday ko shadhi hai tumhari
00:33:54I mean it mama
00:33:55It's not a joke
00:33:57Yehi toh mai karehing
00:33:58This is not a joke
00:34:00Mana yeh london hai
00:34:01Lekin yahaan bhi poochte hai maabaap se
00:34:03Or date rakhne se pehle toh definitely puchte hoongi
00:34:06You know what
00:34:08Jib bol andan naaya toh mujhe der nini laga
00:34:09Lekin jab aapke paji aagay toh me der gai
00:34:13Mujhe laga unko dhekkar pighal jayengi aap
00:34:15Woh paji banke rishtha maangengi
00:34:17Or aap kaoge chalo karlo unke beite se shadhi
00:34:18But I'm sorry mama
00:34:20May aap donoh ki khatir
00:34:21Apeni zindagii berbaad nahi karungi
00:34:23Mere koji paji nahi hai zara
00:34:32Apeni zindagii berbaad nahi karungi
00:34:55Apeni zindagii berbaad nahi kia
00:35:10Rokja nikhiye
00:35:16Apeni zindagii berbaad nahi kia
00:35:18Tere paj jaini
00:35:19You see, the sweetest, sweetest, sweetest.
00:35:24The chute and the chute and the chute are out of the way.
00:35:34This is a mansoor's house.
00:35:37There's no one here.
00:35:39It's a mansoor's house.
00:35:40You don't have a heart.
00:35:43Your heart doesn't have a heart.
00:35:44Then why did you come here?
00:35:47Your father has been very upset.
00:35:51He became a feminist feminist.
00:35:54He took the women's rights against her father.
00:35:59He said, please forgive me.
00:36:04Otherwise, I won't go with you.
00:36:08But I don't understand this
00:36:11I have been here.
00:36:15I have been here.
00:36:16I have been here.
00:36:20You're living in your life.
00:36:21If your mother said,
00:36:22you're gonna do it.
00:36:24It was a miracle.
00:36:26I have written it.
00:36:32It was a mess with your father.
00:36:36My mother had to die.
00:36:48Oh
00:37:07If you have 18 years of suffering, it is also in us.
00:37:12When did you believe that your love was your right?
00:37:17Mansoor Chami was also your right.
00:37:21We had to fight against you.
00:37:25We had to fight against you.
00:37:28And you had to fight against you.
00:37:33You have to fight against you.
00:37:36You have to fight against you.
00:37:41You have to fight against you.
00:37:45You have to fight against you.
00:37:46Four days later, Harry and Harry are married.
00:37:49If you come to Harry, you will be married.
00:37:53You are not a son of a son.
00:37:59You are not a son of a son.
00:38:01If I have a son of a son in the desert,
00:38:04you will be menooh.
00:38:07I and my son, you won't be a father.
00:38:11You are as a son of a son.
00:38:14You turn their son of a son.
00:38:14You, you can't fight against me.
00:38:14But I am only a son of a son of a son.
00:38:16You are my son, you are not a Son of a son.
00:38:17You are not a son of a son of a son.
00:38:18You are a son of a son of a son of a son.
00:38:21Oh
00:39:10I am sorry, yaar.
00:39:15No, it's okay.
00:39:26I am sorry, yaar.
00:39:30I am sorry.
00:39:32I am sorry, yaar.
00:39:45Hi.
00:39:49Hi.
00:40:05Can you see that?
00:40:08Water?
00:40:09No. Look how calm it is.
00:40:14What do you want to see?
00:40:15I want to see. Look at me.
00:40:20Look how calm I am.
00:40:24This is what you love, Jamil Sahib.
00:40:27This is like this river and my way.
00:40:31You hit the stone in it.
00:40:34You will do something, but then you will hide.
00:40:38Yes.
00:40:42You know, this river has seen many love stories.
00:40:45Some of them have been failed in love and died in it.
00:40:48Go, Jamil Sahib.
00:40:50I hate such people.
00:40:51They were losers.
00:40:53They are losers.
00:40:55They are losers.
00:40:57They are losers.
00:41:04They are losers.
00:41:21Okay tell me.
00:41:23They are losers.
00:41:24They are losers.
00:41:26They are losers.
00:41:27They are losers.
00:41:27Try again.
00:41:29We never try in love.
00:41:31If this happens, it happens.
00:41:32And if it happens, it happens.
00:41:33If it happens, it happens.
00:41:34Then understand, love is for anyone else.
00:41:36Very good, man.
00:41:56Maybe.
00:41:58Maybe.
00:42:01Maybe.
00:42:01Maybe.
00:42:02Maybe.
00:42:03Maybe.
00:42:04Maybe.
00:42:05expect her new love.
00:42:12Maybe.
00:42:14To come.
00:42:41I don't love you, and I mean every word of it.
00:42:47I swear, I don't love you, and I mean every word of it.
00:43:11I swear, I don't love you, and I mean every word of it.
00:43:38I swear, I don't love you, and I mean every word of it.
00:44:21I swear, I don't love you, and I mean every word of it.
00:44:29I swear, I don't love you, and I mean every word of it.
00:44:59I swear, I don't love you.
00:45:14I swear, I don't love you.
00:45:18I swear, I don't love you.
00:45:48I swear, I don't love you.
00:45:55I swear, I don't love you.
00:45:59I swear, I don't love you.
00:46:04I swear, I don't love you.
00:46:18I swear, I don't love you.
00:46:24I swear, I don't love you.
00:46:46Oh
00:46:47have you been getting it for?
00:46:53I have not gotten it for you, Abba Ji.
00:46:55I'm watching it like you.
00:46:57If you don't know my daughter,
00:47:00a little sweet one is.
00:47:03A little sweet one is.
00:47:05I am the most popular one, one number.
00:47:09It's a common example, Abba Ji.
00:47:14What's the most popular one?
00:47:17He has not done it, and you have not done it.
00:47:22Do you want me, madam? I'll start with you.
00:47:24Yes, sir.
00:47:25Please start with me.
00:47:26No, Maulwui, sir.
00:47:30Maulwui, first of all, you have a reply to me before you have a reply to me.
00:47:33Ask me, sir.
00:47:34This is what you say, Maulwui, sir.
00:47:37If you have a love for your love, and you have a love for your love, then you have a
00:47:42love for your love.
00:47:44Then you have a love for your love.
00:47:47You have a blow-the-belt question for me.
00:47:50Barchurdar, this is a problem.
00:47:52You have a girl who has a love for your love.
00:47:55So whether she is a friend or a enemy, she can be married.
00:47:59Why can't she be married, Maulwui, sir?
00:48:01When you have a love for your love, you can be married?
00:48:05Mind you, Mr. Tuna.
00:48:07I love Zara.
00:48:12You minded Mr. Harry.
00:48:16You are a liar.
00:48:18You are a liar.
00:48:19You are a liar.
00:48:19If you are a liar, let me ask you to come to him, Maulwui, sir.
00:48:25You are a liar.
00:48:28You are a liar.
00:48:59I'm going to get out of here.
00:49:00And this is not going to eat, Mr. Moolwis.
00:49:04Look at that, Mr. Moolwis is the name of Mr. Moolwis.
00:49:16And this is not going to be done, Mr. Moolwis.
00:49:19Because this is not going to be done, Mr. Moolwis.
00:49:20He is going to be able to get rid of me.
00:49:25And this is where the hell is going to be done?
00:49:27Where the hell is going to be done?
00:49:30That, Mr. Moolwis, come to be done, Mr. Moolwis.
00:49:32Hey!
00:49:39Hey!
00:49:40Oh, you are just hurting me, Mr. Moolwis.
00:49:41You are being left and dead.
00:49:45Oh, you are going to be able to get rid of me.
00:49:47If I don't do this, I will get rid of you.
00:49:50I will get rid of you, Mr. Moolwis.
00:49:52Remember that, Mr. Moolwis.
00:49:54If you don't want to get married,
00:50:24Oh
00:50:45Oh, my God.
00:51:02Oh, my God.
00:51:28Oh, my God.
00:51:31Oh, my God.
00:51:33Oh, my God.
00:51:36Oh, my God.
00:52:04Oh, my God.
00:52:09Oh, my God.
00:52:12Oh, my God.
00:53:05Oh, my God.
00:53:37Oh, my God.
00:53:40Oh, my God.
00:54:17Oh, my God.
00:55:08Oh, my God.
00:55:18Oh, my God.
00:55:27Oh, my God.
00:55:49Oh, my God.
00:56:20Oh, my God.
00:57:06Oh, my God.
00:57:28Oh, my God.
00:58:17Oh, my God.
00:58:19Oh, my God.
00:58:49Oh, my God.
00:59:26Oh, my God.
01:00:16Oh, my God.
01:00:20Oh, my God.
01:00:59Oh, my God.
01:01:35Oh, my God.
01:01:38Oh, my God.
01:02:08Oh, my God.
01:02:49Oh, my God.
01:03:17Oh, my God.
01:03:42Oh, my God.
01:04:08Oh, my God.
01:04:39Oh, my God.
01:05:08Oh, my God.
01:05:43Oh, my God.
01:06:08Oh, my God.
01:06:16Oh, my God.
01:06:48Oh, my God.
01:06:48Oh, my God.
01:07:20Oh, my God.
01:08:11Oh, my God.
01:08:18Oh, my God.
01:08:25Oh, my God.
01:09:24Oh, my God.
01:09:40Oh, my God.
01:09:55Oh, my God.
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