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The Golf King's Reconquest
The Golf King's Reconquest
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00:00:01Every golfer knows this model.
00:00:03Ball in the water, career on the line.
00:00:06But not a single player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:00:14Oh shit!
00:00:38To take that back, Bobby Woods has just made history with that shot heard around the world.
00:00:45Lion once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:00:49Congratulations, my friend. Winning three Grand Slams in a row?
00:00:52You truly are the undeniable king of golf!
00:00:58How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:01:00Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor. I have to get to the hospital.
00:01:03Mr. Woods, the doctor just called. Your wife is in critical condition.
00:01:07Ambientic fluid embolism. Her blood pressure's dropping. I'm so sorry.
00:01:13I gotta go. Excuse me. I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:01:21I'm sorry. We saved your daughter. But your wife. There's nothing more we can do.
00:01:28Claire, my wife. Yes.
00:01:32No, come on. What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:01:46To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:01:53No matter what happens, we'll always love you. Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:02:01Now go get him, Lion. I'll see you after the game.
00:02:16I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you. I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have
00:02:22been by your side. I promise. I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:02:36Hey. Tell everyone I'm retired. Are you sure? If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties. Lion, you'll go
00:02:48broke.
00:03:05Nice shot. Bet you could give that old king of the golf line a run for his money.
00:03:10We look just like the pros.
00:03:12Hey, buddy. Go fetch my ball.
00:03:15Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:03:25There you go. Now I'm paying you. Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:03:30You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggy and go fetch that ball.
00:03:36That's enough!
00:03:48Mr. Smith, I've warned you repeatedly. This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:03:54Come on, Mia. Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:04:00You're really going to risk offending us for this... nobody?
00:04:11Let me handle it.
00:04:15See? Even the help knows its place.
00:04:17You've got to trash. Do anything for a buck.
00:04:19Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:04:21Bet he will.
00:04:22Bet he will.
00:04:39Your form is sloppy.
00:04:41Cowering in fear is a better look for you two.
00:04:47Throw them out.
00:04:51Hey, what? Don't touch me!
00:04:53Hey!
00:04:55Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a... flagpole?
00:05:01Yeah.
00:05:02I could have done better.
00:05:04I was aiming for their heads.
00:05:05He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole.
00:05:09Only someone like Lion could do that.
00:05:11Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the U.S. Open?
00:05:17Miss Mia, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:05:21I'm sorry.
00:05:22I don't play golf.
00:05:24I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:05:27I see real talent in you.
00:05:29Don't waste it.
00:05:32It's just a lucky shot.
00:05:36Yeah.
00:05:48Hey, Bobby.
00:05:50Thought about what I said last time.
00:05:52You know, making a comeback.
00:05:54I'm sorry, Gabe.
00:05:56I already told you my answer.
00:05:58I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow up.
00:06:09Gabriel, I already told you.
00:06:11I'm not changing my answer.
00:06:12Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher.
00:06:15You need to come to the school.
00:06:16Now.
00:06:26What happened, sweetheart?
00:06:32Did you hit my daughter?
00:06:34Hey!
00:06:38You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:06:43Oh, God.
00:06:44It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:06:47What a small world.
00:06:49My daddy is not a loser.
00:06:51He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:06:54That's enough.
00:06:55Settle down, girls.
00:06:56Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious arts academy for gifted young children.
00:07:03Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:07:07But you're too poor.
00:07:09Only my daddy can afford it.
00:07:11Yeah.
00:07:12Guess what?
00:07:13Tuition, 70k a year.
00:07:16And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:07:20So just go ahead, give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:07:24Daddy is 70 grand a lot.
00:07:30I don't need it.
00:07:33I don't want to go, Daddy.
00:07:35I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:07:39But now I am such a bad father.
00:07:43This kid is obviously a bully.
00:07:45And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:07:49And you let it happen.
00:07:50Hey, kids will fight.
00:07:51I can't stop that.
00:07:54Then you suspend her.
00:07:57I...
00:07:57Hey.
00:08:08Look, you piece of trash.
00:08:10There is 10k.
00:08:12Forget about art school.
00:08:14Art and golf, the finer things in life, are for the wealthy.
00:08:20It's not my fault.
00:08:21You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:08:29Come on, Angel. Get your stuff. Let's go.
00:08:33See? I told you so.
00:08:35Wait, Mr. Smith. About that donation.
00:08:38Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week, I'll be forced to give the spot
00:08:45to Rosa. I'm sorry.
00:08:52Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:08:54No.
00:08:55I'm sorry, Daddy. I'll give my spot to Rosa. I'll be a good kid. I don't want to cause you
00:09:02any trouble.
00:09:04No, sweetie. I'm sorry.
00:09:06And don't worry.
00:09:08Your daddy's not gonna let that brat take your spot.
00:09:16I've buried the man I used to be.
00:09:18But now my daughter needs him.
00:09:21It's time to bring the lion back.
00:09:39Gabriel, get my clubs. I'm back.
00:10:03Sis, qualifying match is next week.
00:10:05Woo! I'm gonna destroy those guys over at Golden Hills Golf Club.
00:10:12Jake, you're our best shot. With you, we can finally show those guys at the Golden Hills Golf Club who's
00:10:17boss.
00:10:17They've been trying to buy us out for years now. If it wasn't for their new Grand Slam champ, Kane,
00:10:21I would've...
00:10:22Jake is young and talented. Maybe he'll beat Kane.
00:10:25It's a shame the legendary golfer, Lion, retired at the peak of his career.
00:10:30If he was still here, Kane wouldn't be getting away with any of this.
00:10:34Are we still daydreaming about Lion again?
00:10:38Didn't you want to marry him too?
00:10:40What? Shut up.
00:10:42Two yards.
00:10:46What?
00:10:52What do you mean, two yards?
00:10:53His grip's weak.
00:10:55Ball's gonna fade.
00:10:57Two yards to the right.
00:10:58Shut up, dude.
00:10:59You're just a homeless loser that Mia took in.
00:11:02Why don't you quit playing coach and get back to your real job?
00:11:05I mean, look, have you ever even held a golf club?
00:11:07Ignore him, okay? Jake's always been a straight shooter.
00:11:10He set that marker 10 out of 10 times easy.
00:11:13But you guys really don't see this?
00:11:16I guess that makes sense.
00:11:18This game takes years of practice to understand.
00:11:22Well, tell me.
00:11:24What do you see?
00:11:312.13 yards to be exact.
00:11:34And he needs to finish his rotation.
00:11:36If he doesn't, he could get injured.
00:11:38Jake is a pro golfer.
00:11:40He just got his PGA Tour card this year.
00:11:42What do you know?
00:11:43How about you go?
00:11:44And go focus on pulling up weights or something?
00:11:47You're sneaking up the place with your bullshit.
00:11:48Oh my God.
00:11:54Hey, it's free advice. Take it or leave it.
00:11:57But we can't even think about qualifiers,
00:11:59because soon he won't be able to hold a club.
00:12:152.13 yards to be exact.
00:12:25Jake, what's wrong with your wrist?
00:12:26Ugh, nothing.
00:12:27What's up with you guys?
00:12:29I'm so distracted I hooked it right.
00:12:30Yeah, Mr. Know-It-All here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit.
00:12:33This- oh my God.
00:12:37Come on, man.
00:12:39Jake, you keep putting pressure on this wrist, you're gonna hurt yourself.
00:12:43Come on, man, let go.
00:12:44You're just a useless groundskeeper.
00:12:46You know how valuable my hand is?
00:12:49Bobby's prediction was down to the inch.
00:12:51I was right.
00:12:53He's more talented than he seems.
00:12:55Jake, our golf club depends on you.
00:12:57Please get your wrist checked.
00:12:58It'll just take a moment.
00:12:59Oh, Mia, you're not actually listening to this guy, right?
00:13:02This guy's a rookie.
00:13:03Or he could be a freaking spy from the Golden Hills.
00:13:06I bet he's here to throw Jake off right before calls.
00:13:09No.
00:13:09No.
00:13:10I believe him.
00:13:11And he makes a good point.
00:13:14He's more than just a groundskeeper.
00:13:17Seriously?
00:13:18He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club.
00:13:21Yeah.
00:13:22He's a guy pretty full of himself.
00:13:23A guy who never swung a golf club.
00:13:25I've been golfing since before you were born.
00:13:41Who's this asshole?
00:13:42Tyler Carter.
00:13:44Younger brother of Kane Carter.
00:13:45You know.
00:13:46Most recent world champion.
00:13:48And he's paired up with Jake next week.
00:13:54It's all in the wrist, baby.
00:14:00Ready?
00:14:04It's always here to start shit.
00:14:06Yeah.
00:14:07Got it.
00:14:07Oh.
00:14:08Good job, baby.
00:14:10Oh my gosh.
00:14:13Look who it is.
00:14:16Your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt.
00:14:19Why don't you turn it into a strip club?
00:14:21Why don't you turn it into a strip club?
00:14:22Maybe you'll finally break even.
00:14:24You're not welcome here.
00:14:25Leave.
00:14:28Oh.
00:14:29Is this your little wimp of a brother?
00:14:31Is that the best August you've got nowadays?
00:14:33You watch your fucking mouth.
00:14:34How about that?
00:14:35Me, uh, dreaming of trophies when your best bet's this useless amateur?
00:14:42God.
00:14:43It's time to wake up, sweetie.
00:14:47Look.
00:14:48We both know you're not gonna win.
00:14:50It's just not possible.
00:14:51Let me throw you a lifeline.
00:14:53You sign over August to me.
00:14:55And I'll give you a fat payout.
00:14:58We can all go home happy.
00:15:01All you gotta do is sign the deal.
00:15:02It's all yours, baby.
00:15:05Never.
00:15:08August Golf Club is my mother's life's work.
00:15:11My brother and I will never let it fall into your hands.
00:15:14Okay. Option two.
00:15:16You put this on.
00:15:19You show me a good time tonight.
00:15:21I'll cut you a good deal.
00:15:23Fuck you, man. Fuck you!
00:15:25You and me, let's go at it. Sudden deathmatch.
00:15:28Loser backs out of the quals tomorrow.
00:15:33So the puppy's not a wimp.
00:15:36He's an idiot.
00:15:39Fine.
00:15:39But you better not be all bark.
00:15:42You better have some bite to you, boy.
00:15:48Look, you're going to lose, Jake.
00:15:54Fuck off, man. Stop acting like you're hot shit.
00:15:57Do I have to go mow the lawn or something?
00:15:58He's provoked you, okay? You're too emotional now.
00:16:00And you haven't fixed your swing yet.
00:16:02You won't win.
00:16:03Shut up!
00:16:04You are a useless groundskeeper.
00:16:06You don't tell me what to do.
00:16:09Looks like Tyler wants a sudden deathmatch on the first hole.
00:16:23You see that?
00:16:253.02 yards, mid fairway.
00:16:28Man, you can never hit a shot like that in your life, kid.
00:16:32Show him, Jake.
00:16:35That stance, it's too low.
00:16:38That ball's going off course.
00:16:40What did you just say?
00:16:41I said his ball's going in the rough.
00:16:43Will you quit the yapping?
00:16:44You got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're a professional or something.
00:16:48I'm the one swinging here, okay?
00:16:49Don't backseat it.
00:17:01Hopeless.
00:17:02What an idiot.
00:17:03Oh, my gosh.
00:17:062.13 in the rough?
00:17:08Oh, my God.
00:17:10My granny could swing harder than that, dude.
00:17:28If he keeps swinging like this, he's not going to win.
00:17:31Time for a little help.
00:17:36Gramps, the fuck you doing with that rock?
00:17:38You better not mess with Jake.
00:17:39This is serious.
00:17:40Okay, guys, whatever he has planned, I believe him, okay?
00:17:59Holy shit.
00:18:02Let's go!
00:18:03That stone just helped Jake make the perfect swing.
00:18:05Nah, that must have been a coincidence.
00:18:07A rock can't change the club angle.
00:18:08Yeah, if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier, Jake would have made it on the green by now.
00:18:13Don't get ahead of yourself.
00:18:15Remember, fortune favors the bowl.
00:18:28Guys, Jake's ahead.
00:18:29With that perfect line, we might just win this thing.
00:18:32Come on, Jake.
00:18:33You gotta pull through.
00:18:39Thanks, doll.
00:18:44Ready or not.
00:18:47Here I come!
00:18:49Oh!
00:18:50Hey!
00:18:51Shit!
00:18:53Should have been looking out, kiddo.
00:18:55Oh!
00:18:56He was standing right here.
00:18:57You knew that.
00:18:58He did that on purpose.
00:18:59It's against the rules.
00:19:00Ugh.
00:19:01I thought we were playing a friendly match.
00:19:03Doing this casual.
00:19:05There's no need for rules.
00:19:06I hope you learned your lesson, bud.
00:19:08There's only one golden rule in golf.
00:19:11Whatever the Golden Hill Club says, goes.
00:19:17A torn ligament?
00:19:19Must have been strained for a long time.
00:19:22Everything Bobby said came true.
00:19:24Who is he, really?
00:19:26Okay, you can't play like this.
00:19:28I'm gonna take you to the hospital.
00:19:29No.
00:19:30I can keep going.
00:19:31I'm not backing out of the quals.
00:19:34Jake.
00:19:36August Golf Club is the last thing Mom left us.
00:19:40I'm not letting this bastard take it.
00:19:45It's not too late to tap out, sweetie.
00:19:47If I find you in my bed tonight naked,
00:19:49I might let you keep your club.
00:19:51What the fuck did you say?
00:19:52Watch this bitch.
00:19:57Wow.
00:19:58Is that the best you got?
00:20:01I'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro.
00:20:13Jake's already three strokes in.
00:20:14He needs to put the ball in the hole to win, but his wrist...
00:20:17Will you stop?
00:20:19As long as I can swing, I'm not giving up.
00:20:21No, Jake, you can hurt your wrist for life.
00:20:27You're still powering through?
00:20:29Why don't I help you with that?
00:20:34That's enough!
00:20:40I'll take it from here.
00:20:44Will you back off?
00:20:45This is a gentleman's sport.
00:20:47Go mow the lawn, you cretin.
00:20:49Jake, that's enough.
00:20:50Step down.
00:20:51If you keep playing, you might never play again.
00:20:54Let Bobby take over.
00:20:57Are you serious right now, Mia?
00:21:00You're gonna send your little gardener after me?
00:21:03Why?
00:21:05Are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener?
00:21:09You got some balls.
00:21:11I bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life.
00:21:14You better not let it get into your head.
00:21:20This is my last chance to repay Mia for helping my daughter and I.
00:21:32This is the most prestigious golf club in America.
00:21:36And you think we'd hire some homeless loser?
00:21:39Just look at yourself.
00:21:41Covered in filth.
00:21:42Carrying around a burden.
00:21:45You're not even qualified to be a caddy.
00:21:50Excuse me, sir.
00:21:52Don't mind him.
00:21:53He's an asshole.
00:21:55I'm Mia.
00:21:57I'd love for you to come over and work at August Golf Club with me.
00:22:00And if there's anything I can do for you and your daughter,
00:22:03I'd be happy to help.
00:22:22Is that your wife?
00:22:24You should have brought her with you.
00:22:25I bet she'd be as good as a golf hole.
00:22:29A stupid, broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole?
00:22:33The only hole you'll make is your wife's.
00:22:38That's the last time you disrespect my wife before I break your kneecaps
00:22:41and make you beg for mercy in front of her grave.
00:22:43I'm begging.
00:22:44The only one begging is going to be you, pal.
00:22:47Remember, you got a lot on the line.
00:22:49You lose this, you're forfeiting qualifiers.
00:22:53And the loser's got to get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog.
00:22:58Deal.
00:23:00You better keep your word.
00:23:15This guy's putting on a blindfold.
00:23:17Is he trying to let Tyler win?
00:23:19We're screwed.
00:23:20I'm not sure this groundskeeper's going to ruin it for August.
00:23:23You got wind speed, five miles an hour.
00:23:27Humidity, sixty percent.
00:23:29Good weather for making it in the hole.
00:23:40Please clear the water.
00:23:42Forget about the hole.
00:23:43You won't even make it over the water.
00:23:45I win.
00:23:59What the fuck?
00:24:02What the fuck?
00:24:04Was he about to perform a miracle?
00:24:06There's no way.
00:24:06It's a trick shot.
00:24:07You can't control where it lands.
00:24:14What the fuck?
00:24:15What the water?
00:24:16I skipped it in the hole.
00:24:18But how?
00:24:19It's a miracle.
00:24:20Am I dreaming?
00:24:21Did we actually beat the Golden Hills bastards?
00:24:23This is impossible.
00:24:25There's no way I lost to an amateur, a gardener.
00:24:29Impossible.
00:24:30That sounds like something a sore loser would say.
00:24:33No.
00:24:34Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:36Even Kane.
00:24:37Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:46Is he?
00:24:47A master golfer would never join the ranks of August.
00:24:50Who are you?
00:24:54Who are you?
00:24:56Me?
00:24:57I'm a nobody.
00:24:58I'm a gardener.
00:24:59You just happened to hit a lucky shot.
00:25:00Matt.
00:25:01I want to play in the qualification round next week.
00:25:04Yes.
00:25:05Of course.
00:25:06You just saved August Golf Club.
00:25:08We, of course, will welcome you.
00:25:09Mia.
00:25:09This qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of August Hills.
00:25:13Can't leave it with this guy.
00:25:14Why?
00:25:14He doesn't even have any competitive experience.
00:25:16I mean, Mia, please.
00:25:17We should reconsider.
00:25:18Was this shot just not proof of his skill?
00:25:21I mean...
00:25:21How do we even know if he was blindfolded?
00:25:23If he was really that talented, why would he be slumming at August Golf Club?
00:25:26All things he could be doing.
00:25:28Yeah, if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our qualifier, we'd be laughed out.
00:25:33Okay, silence, all of you.
00:25:34I believe in Bobby.
00:25:36And he's our only hope now.
00:25:38Hey, Bobby.
00:25:39I got cash.
00:25:41Hot babes.
00:25:43You come over to Gold Hill Golf Club.
00:25:45I got anything you could ever want.
00:25:48I can't pay you cash or an advancement.
00:25:51But I can offer you 50% stake in the August Golf Club.
00:25:54If you'll still have us.
00:25:56I heard golf clubs going bankrupt, dude.
00:25:59Every check you get's gonna bounce.
00:26:01Come on.
00:26:02Don't be stupid.
00:26:03Just give me the word, it's all yours.
00:26:10Tuition, 70k a year.
00:26:19I just mowed the lawn.
00:26:21I don't need much in life.
00:26:27I'll represent August in the qualifications next week.
00:26:30My heart's racing.
00:26:33What's going on?
00:26:34You old bastard.
00:26:37You're gonna regret this.
00:26:39Hey!
00:26:40Aren't you forgetting something?
00:26:41What are you talking about?
00:26:42Our bet.
00:26:44You're forfeiting, right?
00:26:45My brother?
00:26:46Kane Carter?
00:26:47He's the grand champ.
00:26:49Your little amateur ass, are you sure you want this?
00:26:52It doesn't matter who it is.
00:26:54A bet's a bet.
00:27:00Baby, help!
00:27:01You bastard!
00:27:03You're gonna regret this!
00:27:04Men honor their words.
00:27:06Dogs run with their tails tucked between their legs.
00:27:09What are you, little boy?
00:27:10You motherfucker!
00:27:12Mark my words!
00:27:13You motherfuckers are gonna regret this.
00:27:16Come on, girls.
00:27:26You lost to a ground speaker?
00:27:29A loser who picks up balls?
00:27:32It was a fluke.
00:27:34If you just give me another chance, I'll do it.
00:27:38Useless!
00:27:38The Golden Hill Club does not tolerate excuses from losers.
00:27:41You better not fail me again in the qualification match.
00:27:54I don't know, the golf's always been in my family.
00:27:58But, it wasn't until the legendary lion that I really took notice.
00:28:03I can't believe he's been retired for six years already.
00:28:06You still think about him?
00:28:12I don't know.
00:28:14Do you want me to still think about him?
00:28:31Come on.
00:28:34Come on, where?
00:28:34We're leaving.
00:28:38You're drunk.
00:28:40I'm taking you home.
00:28:43Party pooper.
00:28:45Such a gentleman.
00:28:50I'm so thirsty.
00:28:52I'll get you some water.
00:29:04We're hungry.
00:29:04I'm so thirsty.
00:29:05Umm.
00:29:05I can't wait.
00:29:07I don't know what this is.
00:29:13I'm so thirsty and hot, but I can't wait.
00:29:20I'm sure something.
00:29:25I'm hungry.
00:29:28You're hungry.
00:29:33You are hungry.
00:29:35Mia, you're drunk. Are you sure this is what you want?
00:30:17I had a little fun last night. I had fun too. A lot of fun.
00:30:29Good afternoon. My name is Joanna Wilson, Vice President of the USGA. On behalf of the
00:30:38Gophers Association, I'd like to welcome you all to the US Open Press Conference.
00:30:4850 players with the top all-time rankings will be exempt from the local qualifying round.
00:30:54But this year, we'd like to reveal those rankings with something special.
00:31:01This AI-powered golf ball can scan your swing ID and match to your rank. Now, who's up first?
00:31:13Matches to our all-time high rank, right? I guess you losers ought to pack up and get going.
00:31:24Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills? Got nothing to be ashamed of.
00:31:28Yeah, we're all pros here. You think you'll beat us all?
00:31:31Be my guest.
00:31:33Okay.
00:31:34I'll let you write down that as a measure of everything.
00:31:47Yeah.
00:31:52Nice, man. Looks like we're locked in.
00:31:54Absolutely we are.
00:31:55It's done. Enough wasting my time. By the way, only reason I let you two go first, so that everybody
00:32:02here is aware of how under-ranked you are.
00:32:10This is a press conference, not a dumpster. What are you doing here?
00:32:14You're an amateur, buddy. You're gonna embarrass yourself over here.
00:32:17Well, I guess we'll just see about that.
00:32:20Okay. Okay. Sit back. You'll see my rank.
00:32:26Hey, get this. I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel.
00:32:33Let's go.
00:33:01It's 15.
00:33:03Every member of Golden Hill is a total beast.
00:33:06Pretty much.
00:33:07Don't cry, though.
00:33:08It's OK.
00:33:09You may lose me, but all of you are better than him.
00:33:15You know what's sad, Mia?
00:33:16The best you've got is dead last.
00:33:18You know what, Tyler?
00:33:19Shut up.
00:33:20August is not going to be dead last.
00:33:21Just mark my words.
00:33:23Mia, don't waste your breath on this guy.
00:33:25He's ranked 15th.
00:33:27He's a nobody.
00:33:28Wow.
00:33:30That's something coming from the gardener.
00:33:31Do you even know what it means to be top 15 in the US?
00:33:36Gardner?
00:33:36The August Golf Club sent their groundskeeper to the US Open.
00:33:39What the hell?
00:33:40Yeah, she sure did.
00:33:41I think you should be disqualified.
00:33:43All in favor, raise your hand.
00:33:47Golfers are forged from hard work and talent.
00:33:50Everyone deserves a shot.
00:33:52The only insult here is your elitist attitude.
00:33:54That's cute.
00:33:55August Golf Course owner crashed the press conference
00:33:57to throw a tantrum.
00:33:58Yeah, she did.
00:33:59Golf Club.
00:34:00Golf Club on the verge of going bankrupt.
00:34:02OK, that is not what is happening here.
00:34:19Trashy people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash.
00:34:25I'm going to knock you off your high horse.
00:34:28I'm going to knock you off your high horse.
00:34:29What do you think you're doing?
00:34:31Ice here, kid.
00:34:32You're not going to want to miss this.
00:34:40This is my rating.
00:34:59Six years ago, you retired.
00:35:02Vanished without a trace.
00:35:05Only leaving behind your legacy.
00:35:11Talented golfers, right come and gone.
00:35:14Kane was crowned the new king of golf.
00:35:17He's nothing compared to you and your peak.
00:35:20Mr. Hale, you have to see this.
00:35:23We got a ping on the golden scanner.
00:35:30I guess he couldn't wait to celebrate your comeback.
00:35:35I'm going to return all your trophies to you.
00:35:39Take these.
00:35:40Let's go.
00:35:41I'm a champ.
00:35:45What?
00:35:46Why is his ranking locked?
00:35:48According to the Govers Association rules,
00:35:51only the top 10 golfers in the nation have their rank locked.
00:35:54That means he's one of the top 10 golfers in the US.
00:35:58No, that can't be right.
00:36:00Well, there you have it, folks.
00:36:02Cold hard facts.
00:36:03I guess the whole world's going to know that the Golden Hills
00:36:06Country Club is all bark and no bites.
00:36:11Quickly, to the press conference and bring the trophies.
00:36:15All of them.
00:36:16I want the world to know that the Roaring Lion has returned.
00:36:24Wait.
00:36:25There's an explanation for this.
00:36:27He's not a pro golfer.
00:36:28So he's probably not even registered.
00:36:30Yeah, that explains it.
00:36:31How would a failing club like the August have a top 10 player with him?
00:36:35Well, if I'm just an amateur and you lost to me, what does that make you?
00:36:40You're getting pretty cocky over there, buddy.
00:36:43You know the Golden Hills created this AI system.
00:36:45We have the right to unlock it.
00:36:47If you get on your knees right now, I might let you go.
00:36:51Don't take my generosity for granted.
00:36:53Well, go ahead.
00:36:54Unlock it.
00:36:55I'm not going to stop you from humiliating yourself.
00:36:58Go, boys.
00:37:00You're going to regret that.
00:37:02Get ready, folks.
00:37:03This little clown's about to give us a strip show.
00:37:15What?
00:37:17He's not just in the top 10.
00:37:19He's the best in the country?
00:37:21That means he's ranked higher than the Grand Slam winner, Kane.
00:37:26How?
00:37:27Could it be?
00:37:30No, that can't be right.
00:37:32There's got to be a glitch in the system.
00:37:34He's got a point.
00:37:35Can you imagine the Grand Slam winner lying, raking leaves?
00:37:38Nowhere.
00:37:39Thank goodness.
00:37:40You almost ruined our association's reputation.
00:37:43You just had one lucky stroke.
00:37:45You thought you could fool me, you little bitch.
00:37:47This golf tournament's for pros, not no amateurs like you.
00:37:50Boys, get them out of here.
00:37:51That's not up to you.
00:37:53That's up to the Golfers Association.
00:37:56Miss Wilson, as the vice president of the association,
00:38:00there has to be a rule against this discrimination.
00:38:02Tyler, should I throw out the riffraff?
00:38:05I knew you making you my VP was the best decision I could make.
00:38:13You're on their side?
00:38:14Oh, don't act shocked.
00:38:16It's called networking, sweetheart.
00:38:18I know your little backwater club don't even know what that is.
00:38:22I think we should get him out of here.
00:38:24An unranked opportunist like yourself doesn't deserve to golf with pros like Tyler.
00:38:31On behalf of the Golfers Association, I'm revoking your entry into the U.S. Open.
00:38:37You bastards.
00:38:39I'm reporting you to the president of the association.
00:38:42Gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism.
00:38:44The chairman?
00:38:45That old man is busy drinking tea in his office.
00:38:49Don't bother him with your petty drama.
00:38:52Empetism is a big word for you, man.
00:38:54You think Gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club?
00:38:57He's got better things to do, sweetheart.
00:39:00Boys, get them out of here.
00:39:01I'm sick of seeing their faces.
00:39:03Make sure they're gone.
00:39:04I don't want them crawling back.
00:39:06This is my turn!
00:39:12This is my turn!
00:39:19Hands off!
00:39:23That's the bus the chairman had custom-made for Lyon.
00:39:26No one's ever seen it.
00:39:28Why did he bring it today?
00:39:29The Riders, President's Cup, Masters, the Open, the PGA Tour, they're all Grand Slam trophies.
00:39:36And there's multiple?
00:39:38Mr. Chairman, what are you doing here?
00:39:41I'm here to remind everyone that the Open is run by the Golfers Association, not Golden Hills.
00:39:50Mr. Chairman, these two crashed the press conference.
00:39:54I'm just throwing out the trash.
00:39:56The trash?
00:40:00How dare you?
00:40:02Do you have no idea who he is?
00:40:05Are you serious right now?
00:40:07You're forgetting who makes your paychecks.
00:40:13Who gave you permission to speak?
00:40:16He is the top-ranked golfer.
00:40:19Mr. Hale, there's a bug in the system.
00:40:23He's not even in the rankings.
00:40:24He's a nobody.
00:40:26A nobody.
00:40:27So all these trophies he won mean nothing to you?
00:40:31All these trophies belong to him.
00:40:35That's impossible.
00:40:36He's done the impossible.
00:40:38Time and time again.
00:40:39All these trophies belong to him and to him alone.
00:40:43He is the legendary golfer.
00:40:52The legendary golfer.
00:40:54Sir, I need to talk to you in private.
00:41:01What is he hiding from me?
00:41:05Look, I'd appreciate it if you kept my identity a secret.
00:41:10Eleanor's still young.
00:41:11And I don't want the press hounding her.
00:41:15I am so sorry, Claire.
00:41:16I wasn't there for you.
00:41:18I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:41:23But I promise I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:41:32I've been waiting for this moment for so long.
00:41:35I understand.
00:41:37I can keep your secret.
00:41:38Thanks.
00:41:40Here we go.
00:41:46After a thorough review, we have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system.
00:41:54Since we cannot guarantee ranks, all golfers will now be required to begin in the local qualifier and then immediately
00:42:03go into the final qualifier.
00:42:04Everyone except Tyler Carter.
00:42:15What?
00:42:16I'm the highest ranked person here.
00:42:18We don't need some AI system to prove that and you have no right to disqualify me.
00:42:23I am the president of the Golf Association and the host of the U.S. Open.
00:42:29I do have that right.
00:42:30You old bastard.
00:42:32You're making a mistake making an enemy of the Golden Hills Golf Club over this nobody?
00:42:36Enough.
00:42:38You and your golf club have been a menace to the golf society for far too long.
00:42:44You have no authority here.
00:42:47Take them out.
00:42:49You can't do this.
00:42:49You can't do this.
00:42:50You reckless bastard.
00:42:52As for you, the Golf Association has no room for a Golden Hills simpering lapdog.
00:43:01You're fired.
00:43:03You can't fire me.
00:43:04I am the vice president.
00:43:06You can't fucking fire me, you bastard.
00:43:12I have heard that Golden Hills has been experimenting with an AI neural chip implant.
00:43:18Now this gives their golfers expert calculations.
00:43:23Just watch out.
00:43:24I wouldn't worry about that.
00:43:26I chose to come back.
00:43:27I'm ready for anything.
00:43:30Come what may.
00:43:44All right.
00:43:45You can open your eyes.
00:43:53So you want to guess what I got you for your birthday?
00:43:56I don't know.
00:43:58But I do know that I'm going to love it because it's a present from Daddy.
00:44:07Daddy, is this all for me?
00:44:10It's just like my drawing.
00:44:11Yep, it's all yours, sweetie.
00:44:16Oh, I can't forget this.
00:44:25Perfect.
00:44:27My princess, may I have the first dance?
00:44:31Yes.
00:44:51Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the prettiest princess of them all?
00:44:57Why, it's you, my pretty little princess, Eleanor.
00:45:00Wait, Daddy, I've got you a present.
00:45:04This is my lucky bracelet.
00:45:07I made it at school.
00:45:08Miss Maya says wearing it means good things will happen.
00:45:12Daddy, you're going to be the bestest golf player ever.
00:45:16I'll be cheering for you.
00:45:17And I know Mommy will, too.
00:45:19I never wanted Eleanor to worry about me, so I didn't tell her about the match.
00:45:23But it looks like she knew all along.
00:45:26Thank you, sweetie.
00:45:29I promise I'm going to get you everything you ever wanted.
00:45:38Welcome, everybody, to the final qualifying round for the U.S. Open,
00:45:42which is also known as Golf's Longest Day.
00:45:45Today is going to be a 36-hole round,
00:45:47which means only the top 50 players will advance to the final round.
00:45:51So, good luck.
00:45:53Yeah.
00:45:54Let's do this.
00:46:14Oh, dear, whoa!
00:46:17Jim, that was incredible.
00:46:40You won.
00:46:42We won.
00:46:44Dinner's on me tonight, guys.
00:46:45We've got to celebrate.
00:46:46Let's party, drink it up, you know.
00:46:48Come on!
00:46:49Oh, wait, Jake.
00:46:49We have dinner with Dad tonight, remember?
00:46:51Oh, no.
00:46:52Disgusting.
00:46:52He just wants you there.
00:46:54He's trying to marry you off to that stupid piece of shit, Henry.
00:46:58I bet he's going to be there tonight, too.
00:46:59Yeah, I know.
00:47:00And I've had enough.
00:47:02It's time I end this.
00:47:12Lion, you've finally returned.
00:47:19For the past six years, I've torn through the competition.
00:47:23But those old-timers still insist that it is because you paved the way.
00:47:27No matter how many titles I win, your legacy hangs over my head,
00:47:31hangs over every single trophy,
00:47:33like a thorn digging deeper into my side.
00:47:36But I'll Peru myself.
00:47:41When I'm implanted with this chip,
00:47:43everyone will be forced to know the truth,
00:47:46that I am the greatest golfer in the world.
00:47:51I agreed to help Mia shoo off that trust fund brat
00:47:54by pretending to be her boyfriend tonight.
00:48:06Hi, I'm Bobby.
00:48:08It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.
00:48:10God, Mia, you just drag any bum off the street,
00:48:14you dare show your face here?
00:48:17Dad, can you be nice?
00:48:18This is the hero I told you about that saved our golf club.
00:48:40Everyone, this is Henry Hale.
00:48:44His father is the president of the Golfers Association.
00:48:48Golf is in their blood.
00:48:51Just the type of family that my daughter should marry into.
00:48:59Henry, is it?
00:49:00Yep.
00:49:02Mia's told me so much about you.
00:49:03You're Gabriel's kid.
00:49:04You act nothing like him.
00:49:06What would you know about my father?
00:49:08Nothing.
00:49:08He's just some broke bum that pulls weeds at our golf course.
00:49:16Mia, are you serious?
00:49:18You brought the help home?
00:49:22So humiliating.
00:49:23Yeah.
00:49:24What is he doing here?
00:49:26To shine Henry's shoes?
00:49:30Oh, Mia has good taste.
00:49:32I'm sure she'll know someone's right for her.
00:49:34Watch it, yard boy.
00:49:36His father runs a U.S. Open.
00:49:37With one phone call, he can have you disqualified.
00:49:42Everybody, let's not waste our time on this loser.
00:49:44Our food's getting cold.
00:49:46Let's go eat.
00:49:51Here, please.
00:49:52Allow me.
00:50:00Oh, that reminds me, Mr. Collins.
00:50:03You have to try one of these.
00:50:04I just had him cloned in from Cuba today.
00:50:07Really good urbanos.
00:50:08Oh, now we're done.
00:50:10Real Cuban, huh?
00:50:12Mm-hmm.
00:50:15There you go.
00:50:17Excellent taste, young man.
00:50:21Okay, can we not smoke at the table, please?
00:50:24I got a meal.
00:50:26Yeah, real mature.
00:50:30We should really try this meal.
00:50:32Our chef would be a special.
00:50:44I'm sorry, man.
00:50:45I mistook that for an ashtray.
00:50:47Okay, that's enough.
00:50:48Stop disrespecting my guest.
00:50:52Don't worry about it.
00:50:54I'm sure they'll see a new side of me soon enough.
00:50:57I brought a gift.
00:50:59I brought a gift.
00:50:59I brought a gift.
00:51:11Ew, what is this?
00:51:14It sounds like shiny scrap metal.
00:51:16I bet it's all junk.
00:51:20Henry, show this schmuck what a real gift looks like.
00:51:24Yes, yes.
00:51:25Thank you for the reminder, my friend.
00:51:26Mm-hmm.
00:51:29Well, Mia, I knew you grew up idolizing Lion, so I wanted to do something special.
00:51:35I got you this.
00:51:37This is Lion's old tour card.
00:51:40It took me ages to get it out of my father's collection.
00:51:43That would go for millions at Sotheby's.
00:51:46Henry, this is very sweet of you.
00:51:50But it's far too valuable.
00:51:52I can't accept it.
00:51:56This is incredibly rare.
00:51:59What are you smirking about over there, huh?
00:52:02Worried about that little trash bag that you brought in comparison?
00:52:05Admit it, loser.
00:52:06You are jealous because you could never afford a gift like that.
00:52:15Why don't we make a bet?
00:52:17All right, I'm listening.
00:52:20If my gift is more valuable than yours, you have to lick this plate clean.
00:52:28Cigar ash and all.
00:52:31Hmph.
00:52:37What a coincidence.
00:52:40Looks like I want to give Mia a Lion's tour card too.
00:52:46But not just one.
00:52:5110.
00:52:53Whoa.
00:52:54What?
00:52:56That's impossible.
00:52:57You're just a washed up loser.
00:52:59Like, how is that possible?
00:53:02Well, looks like you lost.
00:53:04Eat up.
00:53:05Jeez.
00:53:06Have I been getting this all wrong?
00:53:08I gotta make a phone call.
00:53:13He's got 10 points.
00:53:16Wait!
00:53:17Guys, we almost fell for this dude's trick.
00:53:20I just talked to my father.
00:53:22Apparently, there's hundreds of those things going around that are all fake.
00:53:25The only way you can even tell is if you put him against a fire and then the little lion's
00:53:30head would pop up.
00:53:31And let's be honest, these are certainly fakes.
00:53:35And now, guess what?
00:53:37My dad's on his way.
00:53:39And we're going to bust you as the con man that you are.
00:53:42You pissed off the president.
00:53:44You are so screwed.
00:53:47How dare you bring fakes into my house?
00:53:51So you all think these cards are fake?
00:53:54Yeah.
00:53:55Yeah.
00:53:55Yeah.
00:53:55Yeah.
00:53:56Well, I believe Bobby.
00:53:58I don't think he'd lie to me.
00:54:00Well, why talk about it?
00:54:02Let's put it to the test.
00:54:04Wait, no.
00:54:05You can't destroy those.
00:54:07That's part of Lion's Legacy.
00:54:08That's a disrespected golf itself.
00:54:14Wait, no.
00:54:15You can't destroy those.
00:54:17That's part of Lion's Legacy.
00:54:19It'd be an insulted golf itself.
00:54:20Oh, my God, Mia.
00:54:22Why are you believing this guy?
00:54:23I'm doing us all a favor by destroying these.
00:54:26I'm calling him out for having a scam.
00:54:33What's going on here?
00:54:35What if that card actually is real?
00:54:38Fire test gold.
00:54:41Adversity test men.
00:54:43Ew.
00:54:45You lying con artist.
00:54:47I'm sick of your parlor tricks.
00:54:49Get on your knees.
00:54:50Admit these are fake.
00:54:51Otherwise, I'm going to give you a glimpse
00:54:53into the depths of hell.
00:54:57Dad, this is who I was telling you about.
00:55:00This is the con man.
00:55:04Ow.
00:55:05Dad.
00:55:06You idiot.
00:55:06What do you think you're doing?
00:55:09Mr. Chairman, he was the one that brought the fakes.
00:55:12We had nothing to do with it.
00:55:15Fakes.
00:55:20These are the real deal.
00:55:22What?
00:55:25Fakes.
00:55:28No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:55:30These are the real deal.
00:55:32What?
00:55:33Dad, what are you talking about?
00:55:35Are you senile?
00:55:36Like, those can't be real.
00:55:38Ow.
00:55:39Did I raise an idiot?
00:55:40Wait a minute.
00:55:41If those cards are real, then he...
00:55:44He's lying?
00:55:47I apologize for interrupting your family dinner.
00:55:49I'll be cutting up all of his credit cards again,
00:55:53and he will be grounded until hopefully he learns his lesson.
00:55:57What?
00:55:58Let's go.
00:55:58Your mother's in the car.
00:55:59Ow!
00:56:00Ow!
00:56:01It's embarrassing!
00:56:02Ow!
00:56:02We almost destroyed those precious treasures.
00:56:08We didn't mean to.
00:56:09It was all Henry's fault.
00:56:13Well, it looks like dinner's finished to me.
00:56:17Let's go for a walk.
00:56:18That sounds nice.
00:56:21It'd be good to get some fresh air away from this stench.
00:56:33Sorry you had to deal with my family back there.
00:56:36Don't worry about it.
00:56:37I just didn't want our first date to end sour.
00:56:45Is that your wife?
00:57:07I just want to be by your side.
00:57:31Stay here, Mia.
00:57:33Be careful.
00:57:35Hey, bitch.
00:57:37Who's gonna save you now, huh?
00:57:39Hey, baby.
00:57:41Oh, no!
00:57:43Bobby, watch out!
00:57:54Let her go, Tyler.
00:58:00Bobby!
00:58:04I thought you were gonna go down swinging.
00:58:08Those are cute.
00:58:10Those are my daughters!
00:58:14See that?
00:58:16It's what you get for going against me, you son of a bitch!
00:58:21It's time to go join your wife in the hell.
00:58:28Fuck!
00:58:28Come on, boys!
00:58:29You got lucky this time, motherfucker!
00:58:32Next time I see you, it's gonna be your last!
00:58:34I think it's gonna be your last one.
00:58:37Not yet.
00:58:38I think it's broken.
00:58:40I think it's broken.
00:58:40Gotta get to the hospital.
00:58:43Let's go.
00:58:51Wait, don't move.
00:58:55Not until the doctor says what's wrong.
00:58:58I have an itch down there.
00:59:02My hands are...
00:59:03Okay, well, let me itch it for you.
00:59:09Is it right here?
00:59:16How's that feel?
00:59:17That's amazing.
00:59:18Is that it?
00:59:19Oh, yeah.
00:59:20That's so good.
00:59:23That's amazing.
00:59:25Please.
00:59:28Oh, yes.
00:59:29What's Daddy doing?
00:59:32Eleanor!
00:59:34Daddy!
00:59:35Hey.
00:59:36Oh.
00:59:37Oh.
00:59:37I'm sorry.
00:59:38Hey, Doc.
00:59:40Um, what's wrong with Bobby's hand?
00:59:42Well, Mr. Wood's right hand suffered a stress fracture.
00:59:45He needs at least six weeks of proper rest,
00:59:48or there will be permanent consequences.
00:59:50Six weeks?
00:59:52What about the U.S. Open?
00:59:54You need rest,
00:59:55and that's doctor's orders.
01:00:00I missed you, Eleanor.
01:00:01I missed you, too.
01:00:03Wait, wait, wait.
01:00:03What are you doing?
01:00:04You need to rest,
01:00:05and you're not swinging a club anytime soon.
01:00:07I have to go to the U.S. Open.
01:00:10I'll pop Oxy if I have to.
01:00:12Okay, but we only have one a day,
01:00:13and it only lasts four hours.
01:00:15What are you going to do when the pill wears off?
01:00:17You can't hold the club correctly.
01:00:20Four hours is plenty.
01:00:21For me, I'll win.
01:00:23For you and me.
01:00:25It's time the legendary line of golf gets its proper ending.
01:00:31Welcome to the U.S. Open Championships.
01:00:34The total course will consist of 72 holes across four days.
01:00:38The player with the lowest total score will win.
01:00:40This year, we'll be at the infamous Devil's Course,
01:00:43the Auckland Golf Club.
01:00:45The course consists of 250 acres, 168 bunkers, tall roughs, and no water hazards.
01:00:51It is heavily designed to punish every mistake.
01:00:55Who will conquer the Devil's Course,
01:00:57and who will claim the Sterling Trophy?
01:01:02What?
01:01:03What?
01:01:04Wait, Bobby.
01:01:05Bobby, our groundskeeper.
01:01:07This legendary lion.
01:01:09He's a grand slam champion.
01:01:11He's never lost a tournament.
01:01:13And now that the lion's back,
01:01:14if we win, August will be saved.
01:01:16Bobby didn't want to tell him about his injury.
01:01:19But his right hand,
01:01:20is it really going to be okay?
01:01:39Your old news, loser.
01:01:42Still living out your old Grand Slam glory days as your calling card?
01:01:45Shut the fuck up, Tyler.
01:01:49Feisty.
01:01:50I like it.
01:01:50You can keep screeching,
01:01:51but when I win,
01:01:52I'm going to find something to shove down your throat
01:01:54to shut you up.
01:01:55It's so fucking gross.
01:01:56Enough.
01:01:56This is a waste of time.
01:01:58While lion has been sleeping away all these years,
01:02:01I have been conquering this very course,
01:02:03year after year.
01:02:08You think you can keep up with me?
01:02:17You don't wake a sleeping lion.
01:02:23I will crush the very pedestal your followers have built up in your absence.
01:02:28I will show them once and for all
01:02:30who deserves to be the greatest of all time.
01:02:32I will show you.
01:02:42Let's go.
01:02:54Incredible!
01:02:55The Golden Hills Golden Boys strike with near robotic precision.
01:03:02They're all playing way above their level.
01:03:04It's almost like they can see the exact angle, arc, and swing path.
01:03:11Man, oh man.
01:03:13This AI, it's incredible. It's our secret weapon.
01:03:16This has-been, he can't beat us. He's done for.
01:03:27Can he do it?
01:03:37This is your grandson here? He's better off as my caddy.
01:03:41Don't push yourself. You can't play like this.
01:03:45Don't worry about it. I'm not gonna miss my next shot.
01:03:53All right, well, you focus on swinging. I'll take care of the nets.
01:03:56Okay.
01:04:22Hey, you okay?
01:04:25How's the leaderboard?
01:04:27Here you go. Good job today.
01:04:30Let's find out.
01:04:34Oh, thank God. We made it to the finals.
01:04:37I'm still way behind.
01:04:39To win this game, I have to catch up quickly.
01:04:42Game's just begun.
01:05:04Mia! Where are you?
01:05:06Hey, do you need something?
01:05:08I tried to grab my towel, but my wrist still hurts.
01:05:12Oh, yeah. Hold on.
01:05:16Can you massage it, please?
01:05:19The ferocious lion needs some help.
01:05:23Where does it hurt?
01:05:27Right here.
01:05:42The finals are tomorrow.
01:05:44I don't want you to overexert yourself.
01:05:47Tonight?
01:05:48You're mine.
01:06:10I brought you your luckiest charm for your big day.
01:06:15Eleanor is here to root for you.
01:06:19A good luck kiss for Daddy.
01:06:21Now you're going to win today
01:06:23because you always say I'm the luckiest thing
01:06:25that ever happened to you.
01:06:43Four hours?
01:06:44I need to finish before noon.
01:07:02What's going on?
01:07:03Loose golf ball isn't headed towards the flag.
01:07:10It's...
01:07:13Wait, that guy just pushed Bobby's ball deeper into the bunker?
01:07:17What are they trying to do?
01:07:21That's the game plan.
01:07:23The Golden Hills Golden Boys got Bobby buried in.
01:07:26He's forced to play an impossible life.
01:07:32We're completely dug in.
01:07:35What are we going to do?
01:07:38Just give it up, old man.
01:07:40According to our calculations,
01:07:41it is impossible to make it in the hole in one stroke.
01:07:45The mighty lion is trapped in our cage.
01:07:48There's no way these guys are this precise.
01:07:51They must be playing dirty.
01:07:56You planted microchips in your arm?
01:07:59So what if we did?
01:08:00All your experience is nothing compared to AI.
01:08:11You want a hint?
01:08:13The AI has calculated millions of possibilities
01:08:16and it's come up with one conclusion.
01:08:18You lose.
01:08:20AI's never wrong.
01:08:21You're so screwed.
01:08:25Dude, just accept it.
01:08:27You're a washed up retiree.
01:08:29You can't beat cold hard facts.
01:08:31Don't you understand that?
01:08:32It's in the bag, for God's sakes.
01:08:37Leave it to me.
01:08:57How the hell?
01:08:58No.
01:09:00That goes against all common sense and calculations.
01:09:03It's impossible.
01:09:10See, he landed back in the bunker.
01:09:13He still needs two strokes.
01:09:15That puzzle doesn't understand that AI, it runs the world now.
01:09:21Bobby has one stroke to land the ball in the hole, just to tie with Cain.
01:09:25Shit, Mia.
01:09:26We're done for.
01:09:28Looks like August can't escape bankruptcy after all.
01:09:31The fact that y'all still put all your faith in him, it's your biggest mistake.
01:09:35Making it into the hole from the bunker, nobody can do that.
01:09:39Oh, God.
01:09:41Wait, on the green?
01:09:43Something's moving.
01:09:47Wait, that's my ball.
01:09:52Did he just?
01:09:54Ooh, so close.
01:09:56But it looks like Bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes.
01:10:00It's okay, guys.
01:10:02Even if August Golf Club goes down, we'll stick together like family.
01:10:06Our cutting-edge AI implant chips have exactly what we need to get in your way.
01:10:13When?
01:10:15In your dreams.
01:10:16Our AI's calculated your chances.
01:10:19And guess what?
01:10:20It's a 100% chance you lose.
01:10:30What's this?
01:10:31I can't believe my eyes.
01:10:33The ball's still moving.
01:10:36Go live, boys.
01:10:38I'm still in play.
01:10:44It stopped?
01:10:46A pathetic old man challenging hard facts and data?
01:10:51It's impossible.
01:10:51Yeah, he must really be embarrassed, huh?
01:11:02Oh!
01:11:03Oh!
01:11:04Oh!
01:11:04Oh!
01:11:06Oh!
01:11:09Guys!
01:11:10Let's go!
01:11:12I knew you could do it.
01:11:16Our cutting-edge AI didn't see that path.
01:11:19How did you?
01:11:21Nah, you know what, man?
01:11:22It's gotta be a bug or something, right?
01:11:24I mean, there's no way that this guy's smarter than AI.
01:11:29It's not a bug.
01:11:30He took the path that AI considered to be impossible, and he did it in one stroke.
01:11:36He's done what AI thought to be beyond human ability.
01:11:39He's done what AI thought to be beyond human ability.
01:11:40A free lesson for you.
01:11:41All the cold, hard data in the world can't compete with years of experience on the golf course.
01:11:48It's gonna be a long time before you beat me.
01:11:51So all your little microchips won't win.
01:11:57Now let's take a look at the final leaderboard.
01:11:59Bobby and Kane are tied for first.
01:12:01You know what this means.
01:12:03A sudden death round.
01:12:05Whoever wins will move on to the next.
01:12:09Let's go, boys.
01:12:16What's wrong?
01:12:20The painkillers have worn off, haven't they?
01:12:22Don't worry.
01:12:23I'll put Kane in his place soon enough.
01:12:49You've held out long enough, old man.
01:12:51It's time to end your legacy, Lion.
01:12:55I'll put him in there.
01:12:56I'll put him in there.
01:12:58I'll put him in there.
01:12:59Damn it.
01:13:01Painkiller's worn off.
01:13:11Nice.
01:13:13Let's go.
01:13:13Next is hole 10.
01:13:15535 yards, apart four.
01:13:18Kane Carter is up next.
01:13:27Just give up. The future belongs to young, innovative players like me, not wrinkly old deadweights.
01:13:32You're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium.
01:13:46What the hell are you looking at, old man? The flag's all the way over there.
01:13:51Just waiting on the sun to disappear.
01:13:53Disappear? There's not a cloud in sight. You really are crazy.
01:13:57My experience doesn't lie.
01:14:10You're so crude. Even the great lion can't come back from this.
01:14:16Chin up, old man. You gotta make it to the green to watch me crush you. For good.
01:14:20Daddy! A lucky magic spell for you. I know you can do it.
01:14:26You got this.
01:14:30Soon.
01:14:31Soon? Soon what? Are you praying for a miracle?
01:14:35I mean, I guess you probably should, because it's gonna take an act of God for you to win this.
01:14:39Anything less, and that trophy is mine.
01:14:42A miracle?
01:14:43Miracles are for the unprepared.
01:14:57The sun. It actually disappeared.
01:15:10Fine. At least it'll make things interesting.
01:15:22Yes!
01:15:23Nice shot, bud.
01:15:25Bummer.
01:15:26Nerdy.
01:15:27Yes.
01:15:28Kane slipped up.
01:15:30Bobby just needs to get the ball in the green and put it in the hole.
01:15:33Then he's tied with Kane.
01:15:34Let's run another round.
01:15:36Got this, Daddy.
01:15:37God.
01:15:39At his time, he's gonna be in the total eclipse. How's he gonna swing in total darkness?
01:15:43This is beyond lion's top records. Even at his peak.
01:15:47Plus, it's about to be pitch black soon. You can keep dreaming, bud.
01:15:51Now it's Bobby's turn. He's looking rough.
01:15:55We believe in you, Bobby.
01:15:57You got this.
01:16:03Wait. Bobby's not aiming for the save. He's aiming for the flap! He's swinging for the whip!
01:16:09I tell you what. I'll sweeten it.
01:16:12You pull off this miracle, I'll tear down that Golden Hills sign.
01:16:16And I'll hand it to August.
01:16:21August doesn't want your club. Your reputation is trash.
01:16:27And you...
01:16:30I'll go beyond.
01:16:32I'll beat the old me. After this shot, August's name will echo across America.
01:16:39Now watch this drive.
01:16:58The End
01:17:13Fly, go, fall, fly!
01:17:15Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:17:37How did he do this?
01:17:41Let's go!
01:17:47No!
01:17:51I lost!
01:17:53He crushed me!
01:17:55How could Cain lose to this fucking old bastard?
01:18:01Daddy, I knew you were the bestest!
01:18:05Folks, did you see this?
01:18:07He managed to beat Cain Carter with an injured right hand!
01:18:11He's back, folks!
01:18:12The Goofs!
01:18:13The Lion!
01:18:15Bobby Woods!
01:18:21The winner of the U.S. Open Championship!
01:18:25Bobby the Lion Woods!
01:18:32I didn't do this for me.
01:18:36I did it for all of us.
01:18:38For August Golf Club!
01:18:40Whoo!
01:18:43You cheated!
01:18:45This trophy belongs to the Golden Hills Golf Club!
01:18:48You were taking pills.
01:18:50I saw it with my own two eyes.
01:18:52You were doping!
01:18:55No.
01:18:55The meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association before the competition even started.
01:19:00You got proof of that, sweetheart?
01:19:02I can prove it!
01:19:10The doping you saw?
01:19:12Painkillers.
01:19:13Prescribed by the hospital for his injuries.
01:19:17Legal.
01:19:17Approved by the association.
01:19:20And cleared prior to competition.
01:19:22It's all documented right here.
01:19:25You.
01:19:27You're on his team.
01:19:28You're in on it.
01:19:30Oh, and as far as your crimes go, I've got implanting microchips to cheat and also aggravated assault.
01:19:39I have evidence.
01:19:41How about you?
01:19:45I have evidence.
01:19:47Do you?
01:19:50This is enough to arrest you.
01:19:52And investigate your little club.
01:19:54Come on.
01:19:55Come on.
01:19:56You motherfucker.
01:19:57Lion, you finally returned reclaiming your place as champion.
01:20:08A long time ago I said I was going to retire.
01:20:11But I did for my daughter.
01:20:13And since I've won, I'm going back into retirement.
01:20:20Stay.
01:20:21Stay.
01:20:21We need a legend like you in golf to lead the way.
01:20:26Please.
01:20:27Stay.
01:20:28Stay.
01:20:30Stay.
01:20:31Stay.
01:20:31Stay.
01:20:32Stay.
01:20:34Eleanor.
01:20:35Daddy has a lot of money now.
01:20:37And I can afford to bring you to any art school you want to go to.
01:20:41I'm staying with you.
01:20:42I'm not golfing.
01:20:46Daddy, I like watching you play golf.
01:20:50I've never seen you so cruel and strong before.
01:20:53You're amazing.
01:20:56I'm a big girl now.
01:20:58Eleanor's happy if Daddy's happy.
01:21:01Daddy should do what he wants, too.
01:21:09Okay.
01:21:10Then we're all going to be a big happy family.
01:21:12Thank you very much.
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