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00:02:33A bit nippy.
00:02:37It's nice though.
00:02:38Nice.
00:02:42Do you mind if I see it?
00:02:44Oh, nice.
00:02:45Thanks.
00:02:52I didn't realise I'm so steep.
00:02:55Yeah.
00:02:58Oh, this is nice, isn't it?
00:03:11What have we got there?
00:03:12Oh, jam sandwich.
00:03:13Oh, my brother hates jam.
00:03:20Oh?
00:03:20Yeah.
00:03:22When you were kids, he wants a whole jar.
00:03:25He was sick for two days.
00:03:26Two days.
00:03:27Yeah, I know.
00:03:28Two days.
00:03:30I don't mind it though.
00:03:38Do you want one?
00:03:41No.
00:03:42I, um...
00:03:44I, uh...
00:03:54Yeah, maybe.
00:03:55Oh.
00:04:00Cheers.
00:04:02Cheers.
00:04:03Cheers.
00:04:03Cheers.
00:04:06Mmm.
00:04:09Yummy.
00:04:09Yummy.
00:04:22I just want to say that I'm sorry.
00:04:26Arden?
00:04:27You seem quite nice, really.
00:04:29I didn't think you would be.
00:04:30Oh, right.
00:04:31I just oversaw myself out in the end.
00:04:33Right?
00:04:34I'm sorry.
00:04:35I don't think I quite understand.
00:04:37Ah!
00:04:37Ah!
00:04:39Ah!
00:04:40Ah!
00:04:41Ah!
00:04:43Ah!
00:04:45Ah!
00:04:47Ah!
00:04:48Ah!
00:04:48Ah!
00:04:49Ah!
00:04:50Ah!
00:04:52Ah!
00:04:54Ah!
00:04:56Ah!
00:05:05I said keep him talking, not eat his fucking breakfast!
00:05:14What is it?
00:05:16It's jam.
00:05:19Wank.
00:05:23Well, come on then.
00:05:27Ah!
00:05:37Ah!
00:05:37Ah!
00:05:37Sorry.
00:05:42Come on then!
00:05:46Eh!
00:05:57well let's go on
00:06:02it was pleasant and delightful on a midsummer's morn
00:06:10where the green fields and meadows were buried in corn
00:06:18and the blackbirds and thrushes sang on every green tree
00:06:25and the locks they sang melodious
00:06:31at the dawning of the day
00:06:35and the locks they sang melodious
00:06:41and the locks they sang melodious
00:06:47and the locks they sang melodious
00:06:52at the dawning of the day
00:07:03moving on to the ilkly literature festival
00:07:06now the small towns had some big speakers this fortnight
00:07:09culminating this sunday with the controversial secularist professor bill
00:07:21it's pretty
00:07:21it reminds me of hollywell
00:07:25do you see the bridge
00:07:29shame we didn't come up earlier we could have had a wander
00:07:31see what the festival's about
00:07:33did i do something wrong
00:07:37you didn't do anything wrong
00:07:39i hope he fucking rots
00:07:51i'll stop the burger king with this time
00:08:03what
00:08:04fuck's sake
00:08:07yes all right
00:08:10i didn't realize he was local
00:08:12what
00:08:13i didn't realize that he was from around here
00:08:15he's not from around here what you're talking about
00:08:18oh
00:08:20he sounded it
00:08:25what
00:08:35fuck
00:08:38how
00:08:39how
00:08:39i don't know
00:08:40i saw him coming out of the hotel
00:08:42fuck
00:08:42fuck
00:08:43fuck
00:08:43well look just like him from behind
00:08:45yeah but everybody looks like everybody
00:08:47from behind
00:08:48no not necessarily
00:08:49that is fucking
00:08:50you fucking
00:08:57fuck
00:08:58fuck
00:08:58fuck
00:09:01hello
00:09:04er we're still here
00:09:07you're here
00:09:08yeah
00:09:11well i er
00:09:20here
00:09:21that is
00:09:21good
00:09:22all right
00:09:23yeah
00:09:29just şey
00:09:46I'll watch T. We're staying. I thought the plan was changed. Is he upset? We'll check into a hotel.
00:09:59And then what? And then nothing. We wait. He's coming here. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Honestly, honestly. Look
00:10:20at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. It's fine. Everything's fine.
00:10:33Put your belt on.
00:10:47What fucking festival prices my arse? Pretty, like, we're teenagers again, eh? What side do you want? Don't care.
00:10:57All right, I'll take that side.
00:11:00No, I want that one.
00:11:01Sure.
00:11:11Forgot my fucking beads.
00:11:19Do you think he'll mind?
00:11:21What?
00:11:23That we, er, we killed the wrong one.
00:11:26It's all part of his plan.
00:11:28Sure.
00:11:30Still seems a bit mean, doesn't it?
00:11:32Tim, I'm praying.
00:11:34Sorry.
00:11:43That doesn't mean watch TV!
00:11:45Fucking spiders!
00:11:46No, no, no!
00:11:47Vic!
00:11:48Well, it's safe to say you've certainly ruffled some feathers.
00:11:51Have I?
00:11:51Few.
00:11:52I thought I was losing my touch.
00:11:53And you really can't understand why your book is offending so many people.
00:11:57Well, sure, I can understand it.
00:11:58But that doesn't mean to say I have to care.
00:12:00I mean, I'm offended every day by the dogma peddled in churches and mosques up and down the country.
00:12:05But you don't see me issuing fatwas or burning effigies of Christ.
00:12:09Yes, but the point is...
00:12:10The point is this.
00:12:11My book deals with facts, with rational thought.
00:12:15Now, if that makes people so insecure about their supposedly omnipotent God to the point of offence...
00:12:20Well, you'll excuse me, brethren.
00:12:22Arsehole!
00:12:23Fucking arsehole!
00:12:24Fucking arsehole!
00:12:25Fucking arsehole!
00:12:26Fucking arsehole!
00:12:27Pillow, pillow, pillow!
00:12:28Fuck!
00:12:30Fuck!
00:12:33Fuck!
00:12:40Fuck!
00:12:43Fuck!
00:12:45Fuck!
00:12:48Fuck!
00:12:50Fuck!
00:12:50Fuck!
00:12:51Fuck!
00:12:51Fuck!
00:12:51Fuck!
00:12:52Fuck!
00:12:52Fuck!
00:12:53Fuck!
00:12:54Fuck!
00:12:54Fuck!
00:12:55Fuck!
00:13:22Careful.
00:13:23Doesn't it?
00:13:27Hey.
00:13:30Do you love me?
00:13:31Shut up.
00:13:32Sorry.
00:13:33Here you go, Jus.
00:13:35Cheers.
00:13:52For our Lord, grant them joy.
00:13:55The eternal brightness.
00:13:59Amen.
00:14:04Go on, then.
00:14:06No, I'm all right.
00:14:08Suit yourself.
00:14:16Time's coming.
00:14:18Afternoon.
00:14:18What do you want to do before?
00:14:20Sleep.
00:14:21I was thinking maybe you'd go for a wander.
00:14:24Just for a bit, you know.
00:14:25If you don't have to do anything.
00:14:26Oh, God.
00:14:28Rick?
00:14:33Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:14:37No, Vic, leave it.
00:14:38It's fine.
00:14:39Oh, my God.
00:14:40Oh, my God.
00:14:41Oh, my God.
00:14:42Oh, my God.
00:14:42It's fine.
00:14:42Come on.
00:14:43Oh, God.
00:14:45No, Vic.
00:14:46Vic, come on.
00:14:46You said...
00:14:50One more time.
00:14:51What?
00:14:52Say his name.
00:14:53One more time.
00:14:54There's gonna be a problem.
00:14:55Do you understand?
00:14:55I'm sorry.
00:14:56I think there must be some mistake.
00:14:57No.
00:14:58No.
00:14:59Mistake.
00:15:00He that blasphemes against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness.
00:15:04Blasphemes?
00:15:04I'm sorry.
00:15:05We didn't mean to offend you.
00:15:06You think you can laugh at us, eh?
00:15:07You think you can fucking laugh at us?
00:15:10No.
00:15:10No, I don't.
00:15:12My sister's a Roman Catholic.
00:15:14Come on, Vic.
00:15:14Let's go.
00:15:19Well, then let this be a warning.
00:15:24Yeah.
00:15:25Yeah, of course.
00:15:26Yeah.
00:15:42Jesus Christ.
00:15:43What did you just say?
00:15:44What the fuck did you just say?
00:15:47I'm in bed.
00:15:48Alright.
00:16:10So, how do we begin to grapple with this notion of heroism?
00:16:14What makes our heroes heroic?
00:16:16Is it success?
00:16:18Or final victory?
00:16:20Not necessarily.
00:16:23Oedipus was the greatest king that thieves had ever seen.
00:16:25Until he wasn't.
00:16:27So, perhaps then, heroism lurks somewhere between polarities.
00:16:31Between good and evil.
00:16:33Action and inaction.
00:16:36Milton has state and lament.
00:16:38Which way I fly is hell.
00:16:41And it's this indecision.
00:16:48Oh, God.
00:16:50Oh, God.
00:16:52Light!
00:16:55Anybody?
00:16:57Can I get a ruddy light?
00:16:59Yeah, Mum.
00:17:06I'll have that.
00:17:07Off you, Trot.
00:17:08Right.
00:17:09Hodge.
00:17:09Yes, Mum.
00:17:10Like us who found him?
00:17:11Local?
00:17:12Yes, Mum.
00:17:13The Dennehees.
00:17:14Couple out walking the lobby.
00:17:16They're what?
00:17:17Their dog.
00:17:18Walking their dog.
00:17:19Farm.
00:17:19Right.
00:17:19How long do you think he's been here?
00:17:21I'm not a coroner, Mum.
00:17:23I don't know.
00:17:23Just have a stab in the dark, love.
00:17:26Judging by the rigidity of his extremities.
00:17:28I'd say at least 12 hours.
00:17:31Right.
00:17:32So why did Jack and Jane bedpan only find him two hours ago?
00:17:35We've got something, ma'am.
00:17:37Bring it down then, Frank.
00:17:38I'm not a fucking Sherpa.
00:17:39Fuck's sake.
00:17:41Hiking really is a wanker's pastime, isn't it?
00:17:43That said, our wanker looks like he came prepared.
00:17:46Pricey boots.
00:17:46Nice waterproof.
00:17:48Can't see an experienced walker tumbling 30 feet
00:17:51just because they'll wear a pixel.
00:17:53Suicide's an option.
00:17:54Correct.
00:17:55Here, ma'am.
00:17:56We found it on the bench.
00:17:58Hi, Millie.
00:17:59Hiya.
00:18:00Frank, if you want to stick your dick in something,
00:18:01talk to the corpse.
00:18:02Yes, ma'am.
00:18:04It looks like a bracelet.
00:18:05Shut it, Frank.
00:18:06Ma'am, have you seen the bruising round his neck?
00:18:10Oh.
00:18:14Fun.
00:18:51How do you sleep?
00:18:53Fine.
00:18:56Yeah, it took me ages to nod off.
00:19:00You don't think you'll be looking for us, do you?
00:19:02Who?
00:19:03I don't know.
00:19:04Police?
00:19:05Get your fucking voice down, will ya?
00:19:08Sorry.
00:19:16I don't want to go to prison.
00:19:17I'm not going to prison.
00:19:18Shut up.
00:19:20Anyway, even if we did, so what?
00:19:24Those saints went to prison.
00:19:25Didn't do them any harm, did it?
00:19:27Some twat blows himself up.
00:19:29Gets himself in the front of every fucking paper.
00:19:31Maybe it's our turn, eh?
00:19:33They don't love God any more than we do, do they?
00:19:37No.
00:19:38No.
00:19:38So, if we do go to prison, and I'm not saying we will because we won't, but if we did,
00:19:46we'd be martyrs.
00:19:47Proper ones.
00:19:49There you go, see?
00:19:51Just stop thinking so much, all right?
00:19:55Good.
00:20:03Now, should we go and watch cartoons?
00:20:06What?
00:20:08I just thought maybe we could have a wander around town.
00:20:10Why?
00:20:11Just for a bit, you know?
00:20:13I don't think that's a good idea.
00:20:15I think this place doesn't seem that bad.
00:20:17Even Sodom had its good bits.
00:20:24All right, fine, you go.
00:20:25Just for a bit.
00:20:26Oi, listen.
00:20:27Be careful, yeah?
00:20:29Remember why we're here?
00:20:36No.
00:20:40No.
00:20:51No.
00:20:52As I came, as I came.
00:20:55As I came, as I came.
00:20:56As I came for a stand-cake, for a stand-cake, for a stand-cake.
00:21:22Hello. Hi. It's you. Is it? You were talking at the hotel last night. Oh, God, yeah, it is me.
00:21:30Sorry, I hope it wasn't too tedious. No, no, no, no, not at all.
00:21:33We had someone pull out last minute, so I got bullied into it. Oh. Anyway, nice of you
00:21:42to say hi. I'd better... Yeah, yeah, sure, sure. Um, who's Milton? Sorry? Well, you were talking
00:21:50about Milton last night, about Satan. John Milton, yeah, he's, um, he wrote Paradise Lost.
00:21:59It's a very long poem about the Bible. Satan's the good guy. Whoops, I'll have.
00:22:04Well, then, uh, what about God? God is kind of like a judgmental dad, constantly shutting
00:22:12down everyone's party. That, uh, that sounds a bit like my brother. Does it? Yeah.
00:22:21So who else are you here to see other than me, obviously? Oh, I should have seen this.
00:22:28You know, I think that's for kids. Oh, right. Oops. But, you know, it's all good stuff.
00:22:35Do you want to come? You know what? Normally, I would, but I'm just about to meet a friend.
00:22:41Oh, sure. No worries. Okey-dokey. But I hope you enjoy it. Thanks. Bye, then. Bye.
00:22:48Bye. Hey. Hey, hold on.
00:23:13Why are you reading that? Er, he hasn't said anything in about eight minutes.
00:23:18No. Why are you reading that?
00:23:23He wanted to see what all the fuss was about.
00:23:27There's just another jumped-up cock who thinks the world's waiting for his opinion.
00:23:31I've said it before. Do you know what? I'm going to say it again.
00:23:35This festival brings out the twats like nothing else.
00:23:39Are you sure there's a connection?
00:23:41What, a perfectly ordinary bloke? No debts, no dirty habits, loving wife.
00:23:45It's tossed off a bluff. The only weekend this place means anything to anyone.
00:23:49Yes. I think it might be a fat old coincidence.
00:23:53It's possible.
00:23:55Jesus. Hodge, you sound like my therapist.
00:23:59Praise be. Here he comes. Locked off.
00:24:03Morning, Martin.
00:24:04Oh, Christ. Before you ask...
00:24:06Do you have a message then?
00:24:06Yes, I did get your messages.
00:24:08And no, I don't have time to talk about it because if you haven't noticed, I'm trying to run a
00:24:11festival here.
00:24:12This is T.I. Hodge.
00:24:13Yes, I know. Millie used to babysit my daughter. Hello, Millie.
00:24:15Hi, Mr. Silver. How's it all going?
00:24:17Getting there. Your mum's been a great help sorting out that bunting.
00:24:20You see, you forget that you're the only person in Ilkley who somehow manages not to know anyone.
00:24:24Boo hoo. You gonna invite us in?
00:24:26No.
00:24:42Peter's mother put her arm around him suddenly and hugged him in silence for a minute.
00:24:47Then she said,
00:24:48Don't you think it's rather nice to think that we're in a book that God's writing?
00:24:53If I were writing the book, I might make mistakes.
00:24:57But God knows how to make the story end just right.
00:25:00In a way that's best for us.
00:25:02Do you really believe that, mother?
00:25:04Peter asked quietly.
00:25:06Yes, she said.
00:25:08I do believe it.
00:25:09Almost always.
00:25:11Except when I was so sad.
00:25:18You think you'll ever write a book?
00:25:20Oh, I have.
00:25:21Unfortunately, no one wanted to publish it.
00:25:24You can stand on the edges in this job, but if your name's not on the list, you're not getting
00:25:28in.
00:25:29Yeah.
00:25:31When I was 15, Bobby Rhodes wouldn't let me play in his treehouse.
00:25:35Oh, yeah?
00:25:36Yeah.
00:25:37How did that work out?
00:25:39Well, my brother broke his nose.
00:25:41No.
00:25:42You're not the average festival goer, are you, Tim?
00:25:46Uh, what do you mean?
00:25:47Well, you know, you don't exactly fit the type.
00:25:52What are you really doing here?
00:25:55I'm just, um, you know.
00:25:58You're only teasing.
00:25:58Why shouldn't you be here?
00:26:01All stories in the end, as my dad would say.
00:26:05That's why we tell them.
00:26:08Wow.
00:26:10Oh, that is fantastic, Margaret.
00:26:12Yes, we will make sure they're still and sparkling.
00:26:16All right.
00:26:17Yes, looking forward to it.
00:26:18Okay.
00:26:19Take care.
00:26:19Bye-bye now.
00:26:20Bye.
00:26:20Bye-bye.
00:26:22If they cut their hands, you do tricks as well.
00:26:24Only for the Nobel winners.
00:26:26What do you want?
00:26:27Okay, right.
00:26:28Well, I want suspension of all festival events for the next 48 hours.
00:26:32You are joking.
00:26:34It's the final weekend, Louise.
00:26:36I mean, it's the biggest weekend in the bloody calendar.
00:26:40Yes, Martin.
00:26:41And there's been a bloody murder less than a bloody mile away.
00:26:43And the family has my deepest sympathies.
00:26:46They do.
00:26:46But I really don't see what that has to do with us.
00:26:49Unless the police want to start deputising novelists.
00:26:52Don't be a smart-arse, Martin.
00:26:53I'll twat you in the throat.
00:26:54But the reality is we've got 24 hours to find our man before our odds become considerably
00:26:58slimmer.
00:26:58So it would really help our lives if we didn't have a fucking carnival going on around us.
00:27:03You need a holiday, Louise.
00:27:05Get out of Yorkshire.
00:27:07Okay.
00:27:07All right.
00:27:08That's how you feel, Martin.
00:27:09Hey, hey.
00:27:10Perhaps Helen would like to know about this waiter you've been going around with.
00:27:15Italian, isn't he?
00:27:17Very exotic.
00:27:19Louise, Helen and I have been amicably separated for two years.
00:27:25Enrico is my fiancée.
00:27:27Look, I know this weekend means nothing to you, yeah?
00:27:31But it's our single largest tourism boost of the year.
00:27:34I've seen jaws, Louise.
00:27:37Don't make me the mayor.
00:27:38John, Martin.
00:27:40I've seen jaws as well.
00:27:41I am fucking jaws.
00:27:43And you are this far away from getting slapped by my fish dick.
00:27:53Congratulations on your wedding, Mr. Silver.
00:27:55Oh, thank you, Millie.
00:27:57Oh, and regards to your mother.
00:27:59I hope she's doing okay.
00:28:04Fish dick.
00:28:06Fish dick.
00:28:10What now?
00:28:11Follow him home.
00:28:12Post a shit through his letterbox.
00:28:14How about some breakfast?
00:28:17Fine.
00:28:20I mean, they're all at it.
00:28:21The golden age of children's literature.
00:28:24Right.
00:28:25I see.
00:28:30Oh, gosh, I've got to go.
00:28:31Oh, okay.
00:28:34It was nice meeting you, Imelda.
00:28:37It was nice meeting you too, Kim.
00:28:39Bye.
00:28:39Oh, um, there's an end of fest party at the banister tonight.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:45You should come along if you want.
00:28:46Uh, yeah, um, maybe.
00:28:48Okay.
00:28:49Well, it starts at seven, and I promise not to talk about books.
00:28:57What?
00:29:09I'm a naughty little boy.
00:29:11I'm a naughty little boy.
00:29:12I'm a naughty little boy.
00:29:12Oh, um.
00:29:12Tim!
00:29:13Sorry, sorry.
00:29:13Tim!
00:29:14Sorry.
00:29:14For fuck's sake.
00:29:17Don't look.
00:29:17Don't look.
00:29:20Knock.
00:29:24Hello?
00:29:27Hello?
00:29:29Hello?
00:29:29Naughty little boy.
00:29:30Where have you gone?
00:29:32Hello?
00:29:34Oh.
00:29:36Hi there.
00:29:37Hello?
00:29:38Yeah, um, he's, uh, he's just...
00:29:41Okay.
00:29:42I like your room.
00:29:45Uh...
00:29:48Let's go.
00:30:12There you go, love.
00:30:15Right, what can I get for you, love?
00:30:17Oh, no, um, I think...
00:30:19It's all right.
00:30:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:30:20Please.
00:30:21Oh, dear.
00:30:22Sausage softie, please, Tina.
00:30:24Uh, and a black coffee.
00:30:25Coming up.
00:30:25One sausage!
00:30:27Any news on that dead bloke, Millie?
00:30:29Nothing yet.
00:30:31And his wife come down this morning and identify the body.
00:30:33Oh, poor hen.
00:30:35He went from Hockney, wasn't he?
00:30:37I don't know.
00:30:38Do something like that.
00:30:40It's awful.
00:30:41Whoever it is, we'll get them.
00:30:42Yeah.
00:30:43Throw away the key and let them rot.
00:30:45And for you, love.
00:30:47Oh, um, a, er, bacon sandwich and an orange juice, please.
00:30:52Coming up.
00:30:53One bacon!
00:30:54I'll get that coffee for you, Millie.
00:30:58Here for the festival.
00:31:00Yeah?
00:31:02Business or pleasure?
00:31:04Business.
00:31:05Pleasure.
00:31:07Business and pleasure.
00:31:09Oh, you're a writer.
00:31:12Yeah.
00:31:13Well, I'd better keep an eye out of you and Hunter.
00:31:16Mm-hmm.
00:31:17Right, there you go then.
00:31:19Oh, cheers to you.
00:31:21Oh, enjoy the festival.
00:31:24See you around.
00:31:43Tim.
00:31:49Tim.
00:31:51Yeah.
00:31:52Look, in the hotel, I wasn't...
00:31:55It's all right.
00:31:58You don't have to.
00:32:06How was your walk?
00:32:09It's fine.
00:32:13What if we didn't...
00:32:15What?
00:32:18Hurt anyone else.
00:32:21I'm not saying I don't want to.
00:32:22I do.
00:32:23I want to be sure.
00:32:24Tim.
00:32:25No, I mean...
00:32:26Sure that it's definitely the right thing.
00:32:28Tim is here.
00:32:44Ah, my boys.
00:32:47What will we do with you, eh?
00:32:59So...
00:33:01Who wants to start?
00:33:04Victor?
00:33:07We're...
00:33:08We're so sorry.
00:33:10Well, that's very gracious of you, Victor.
00:33:12Very gracious.
00:33:14But you don't suppose I travelled all this way for an apology, do you?
00:33:19Or perhaps you thought I'd just make you say...
00:33:22Ten Hail Marys and everything would sort itself out.
00:33:26Hmm?
00:33:29I don't think so.
00:33:31Do you?
00:33:35Well!
00:33:37It was my fault, Father.
00:33:39Good, Timothy.
00:33:40Now we're getting somewhere.
00:33:41No, it wasn't...
00:33:42Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:33:43That's enough from you, Victor.
00:33:44I'm talking to your brother.
00:33:45Go on.
00:33:47Well, I made a mistake.
00:33:49Yeah, you did, didn't you?
00:33:51I don't know, the big mistake.
00:33:53Yes, Father.
00:33:57And?
00:33:59How do you suggest we fix this rather big mistake?
00:34:06I don't know.
00:34:10You don't know.
00:34:12You don't know.
00:34:22I'm sorry.
00:34:23Yeah, all right, now.
00:34:23We're back to apologies.
00:34:25I didn't bring you up to be sniveling pigs, did I?
00:34:28I brought you up to be kings.
00:34:33But we all fall short in the glory of God.
00:34:37Though your sins be like scarlet, they shall be white as snow.
00:34:43We'll make it up to you.
00:34:45I know you will, boys.
00:34:48I know you will.
00:35:00What's cooking?
00:35:01Good looking.
00:35:02Good afternoon.
00:35:02How can I help?
00:35:03Detective Inspector Brough.
00:35:05This is T.I.
00:35:05Hodge.
00:35:06I need a record of everyone who's checked in over the last two days.
00:35:08I'm not sure I am.
00:35:10Let me just call the manager.
00:35:12Oh.
00:35:13That won't be necessary, sweet Tom.
00:35:15We don't rub well with bureaucracy, do we, Hodge?
00:35:19Now, be a good boy and start printing, yeah?
00:35:24Anything stand out on that list?
00:35:26A few families, a lot of folk on their own.
00:35:29Are we really going to knock on every door?
00:35:31Have you got a better idea?
00:35:33Nope.
00:35:35Hey, look at that.
00:35:36I've got Professor Huckley staying here tonight.
00:35:38Oh, yeah.
00:35:39Let's start with him, then.
00:35:40You're lucky he might sign your text.
00:35:44So, this time you must be certain, absolutely certain,
00:35:47there's no room for error.
00:35:49Where do we know for sure that he'll be?
00:35:54Eh?
00:35:55Well, at the talk.
00:35:57Good, Timothy.
00:35:58Very good.
00:35:59At the talk, yes.
00:36:02I think that's an excellent idea.
00:36:04Why not let the world see God's wrath made plain?
00:36:09But then...
00:36:10Well...
00:36:11But then how would we get away without everyone seeing us?
00:36:16Oh.
00:36:22I remember the day I took you in.
00:36:25Like Moses in the basket.
00:36:27Except you didn't even have a basket, did you?
00:36:30You poor, sweet boys.
00:36:32And I was willing, wasn't I?
00:36:34To clothe you, teach you, love you.
00:36:38And what have I asked in return?
00:36:41Eh?
00:36:42What have I only ever asked, Timothy?
00:36:46For our love.
00:36:48For your love.
00:36:49Yes.
00:36:51But love wants sacrifice.
00:36:55Not just obedience, Timothy.
00:36:58You won't forsake me now, will you?
00:37:02You'll be a good boy, yes?
00:37:08Splendid.
00:37:11So, we'd better start making arrangements before our distinguished professor's arrival.
00:37:24Afternoon.
00:37:25We're looking for Professor Oxley.
00:37:27Er, he's not arrived yet.
00:37:28Can I help?
00:37:29Detective Inspector Brough.
00:37:30This is T.I. Hodge.
00:37:31We're investigating a crime in the area.
00:37:33Right.
00:37:33Yeah, we're just, er, carrying out some routine checks.
00:37:36Well, like I say, the professor's not here.
00:37:38Have a nice day.
00:37:39Ashley, I've got you, sweetheart.
00:37:41You haven't noticed anything unusual in your cleaning rounds, have you?
00:37:46My cleaning rounds?
00:37:49Oh, I...
00:37:50Yep.
00:37:50Sorry, I just assumed...
00:37:51She honestly didn't mean anything by this.
00:37:53No, I'm sure she didn't.
00:37:55I'm here to welcome the professor as part of the festival committee, but I do have five minutes if you'd
00:37:59like me to shine your shoes, or...
00:38:01We're very sorry to disturb you.
00:38:02Have a lovely day.
00:38:06Oops.
00:38:09All booked.
00:38:10Old library tomorrow, two o'clock.
00:38:12Good.
00:38:13Very good.
00:38:14Right, but what if there's security?
00:38:17How am I gonna get near him if there...
00:38:18Timothy, would you pass me my bag?
00:38:26Put it in.
00:38:31Hey.
00:38:47This was my father's.
00:38:49Great man.
00:38:51Valiant man.
00:38:52Sort of man.
00:38:53That doesn't exist anymore.
00:38:55Why stay with my mother for so long?
00:38:57I'll never know.
00:38:59Cowardly woman.
00:39:01Timothy, come here.
00:39:02Father, I think...
00:39:04Victor, be a good boy.
00:39:05Make me another cup of tea.
00:39:06Come on.
00:39:12Right, now, give me your hand.
00:39:13Aye.
00:39:14Hey, hey.
00:39:15Timothy.
00:39:19Hey, come on.
00:39:19He's not gonna bite you.
00:39:21Hmm.
00:39:22Now, you make sure that this is pulled right back.
00:39:27Yes?
00:39:28And you can see the bullet in the chamber, do you see?
00:39:31Now, it's very simple.
00:39:33When the time comes, you just take a big, deep breath and squeeze.
00:39:41Jesus, what a waste of an afternoon.
00:39:43What now?
00:39:44I'll carry on.
00:39:45You take the Grand Lodge, I'll try the lamp.
00:39:47Not live.
00:39:48No.
00:39:49Why are you telling me there shouldn't be?
00:39:51Yeah, because if anything should happen, anything at all, I need to know that you'll be ready.
00:39:57Do you understand?
00:39:58But...
00:39:59But...
00:40:00Timothy, you're weak.
00:40:02And God wants to be your strength.
00:40:06Surrender to him, and he will show himself strong.
00:40:11I don't want to.
00:40:14Excuse me.
00:40:18Afternoon, I need to conduct a search of the premises.
00:40:21I mean, I...
00:40:21I can't.
00:40:23I can't do it.
00:40:24I'm sorry.
00:40:24You are disobeying me!
00:40:27No, I'm not.
00:40:27I just...
00:40:28I don't see why.
00:40:29Be very careful, Timothy.
00:40:31Very careful.
00:40:32Remember who you're speaking to.
00:40:36I molded you out of nothing.
00:40:38Every sermon, every scrap of clothing.
00:40:41Every lash.
00:40:43That was me.
00:40:44Do you understand?
00:40:45And now I'm asking for your protection.
00:40:49I have been meek.
00:40:50I have been guided, haven't I?
00:40:52But now they say we must close our church.
00:40:55Leave our home.
00:40:56Well, enough is enough.
00:40:58We shan't bite our tongues anymore.
00:41:01We shan't let them laugh at us.
00:41:02Humiliate us.
00:41:03Right.
00:41:03That's all the same.
00:41:04Saul hath slain his thousands.
00:41:07David has tens of thousands.
00:41:09And I am asking you for only one.
00:41:11You understand?
00:41:12Just one.
00:41:13Take it for peace.
00:41:14Take it!
00:41:15Take it!
00:41:16Wait!
00:41:16Wait!
00:41:19Don't do that.
00:41:22Don't do that.
00:41:27I'll do it.
00:41:30Please, I'd like to.
00:41:33Really.
00:41:40There.
00:41:43There.
00:41:44See?
00:41:46Now everybody's happy.
00:41:51Everybody's happy.
00:41:53Hello, please.
00:41:54Can you open up?
00:42:02I can hear someone in there.
00:42:04Can you open up, please?
00:42:11Hello, my dear.
00:42:13Oh.
00:42:14How can I help?
00:42:14Sorry to disturb you, Father.
00:42:16I'm just looking for a Victor and Timothy Walker.
00:42:23Are you either of those?
00:42:24No.
00:42:25Have they done something wrong?
00:42:28No, no.
00:42:29Not necessarily.
00:42:29It's just they're the names that the room's booked under.
00:42:31Oh, come here.
00:42:34Oh, come here.
00:42:34I understand.
00:42:35They're my boys.
00:42:36They booked the room for me.
00:42:37I can't get my head around this modern technology.
00:42:40Right, sorry.
00:42:41So you're saying that they booked this room for you under both of their names, yes?
00:42:45Is that a problem?
00:42:47No, no.
00:42:48No problem.
00:42:52Do you mind if I come in, Father?
00:42:54Come in?
00:42:58You're old.
00:42:59No, no.
00:43:00Of course.
00:43:00Come in.
00:43:10Come in.
00:43:10Come in.
00:43:11Come in.
00:43:12Come in.
00:43:12No, no.
00:43:13Of course.
00:43:13Come in.
00:43:14Come in.
00:43:15In fact, that's the kettle just boiled.
00:43:19How about we have a chat over a cup of tea?
00:43:22It's funny, though.
00:43:23Just before you knocked, I was thinking about that passage.
00:43:26What is it?
00:43:27Matthew 5.
00:43:28Blessed are the peacemakers, Father.
00:43:31They shall be called the sons of God.
00:43:33Daughters, in your case, of course.
00:43:35Are you religious yourself?
00:43:37Nope.
00:43:37Well, then maybe a chat will be good.
00:43:39If you'll forgive me for saying, you seem to be carrying some pain.
00:43:44That must be exhausting.
00:43:47Actually, do you know, I must be going out.
00:43:49I've got a lot of room to get through.
00:43:50You understand, Father?
00:43:50So, um...
00:43:51Are you sure I can't tempt you?
00:43:53Uh, maybe next time.
00:43:54Well, I hope you find what you're looking for, Officer.
00:43:58Good night.
00:44:03Two o'clock tomorrow.
00:44:06As the applause rises,
00:44:08let them see the decrepitude of their idolatry.
00:44:14Good.
00:44:17Now, how shall we spend our evening?
00:44:38What's happening?
00:44:42Oh, is it wet?
00:44:43Yeah!
00:44:45Oh, is it wet?
00:44:49Oh, is it wet?
00:44:49Whoa!
00:44:51Oh, you're wet!
00:44:54Oh!
00:44:54Wait, wait, wait.
00:45:08Wait, wait, wait.
00:45:42Oh, you know, surviving.
00:45:45Any major breakthroughs?
00:45:47I wouldn't pull back first, dear.
00:45:48The wind might change.
00:45:49So what now?
00:45:50Oh, I don't know.
00:45:52Maybe we should wrap up for the night.
00:45:53Call it in.
00:45:54Get Scotty Yard here first thing.
00:45:55No, I haven't been them bastards have it.
00:45:58Killers here.
00:45:59I can feel it.
00:46:00Hey, it's you.
00:46:03Er, yes, hi.
00:46:05You're here for the party?
00:46:06Sorry?
00:46:07The banister?
00:46:09Sort of, yeah.
00:46:11Fun.
00:46:14Goodbye.
00:46:16See ya.
00:46:17I've been doing our beds a lot of them.
00:46:19I thought they seemed nice.
00:46:21You would.
00:46:22All right, sweetheart, let's get you off.
00:46:24Oh, it's okay, I don't mind.
00:46:25No, no, I know what you girls are like without your beauty sleep.
00:46:29Drop me back at the office.
00:46:30Lucky me.
00:46:31I'll wrap up for the night.
00:46:34Tomorrow's ours!
00:46:35I know it!
00:46:54Hello.
00:46:55I need to speak to Imeldo.
00:46:58It's a party.
00:46:59Okay, can I get a name?
00:47:00Tim.
00:47:02Tim.
00:47:03Tim.
00:47:05Yeah.
00:47:06I'm afraid it's invite only here, Tim.
00:47:08You might be better off down the road.
00:47:09Tim?
00:47:10You made it.
00:47:12Hello.
00:47:13It's all right, no idea is with me.
00:47:15How are you?
00:47:15I need to talk to you about something.
00:47:17Yeah, sure.
00:47:17Let's see.
00:47:19Hi!
00:47:20Hi!
00:47:24Hi!
00:47:32I'm afraid bullshit is the lingua franca here.
00:47:34Come on.
00:47:37Imeldo, there's something going on that I need to talk to you about.
00:47:40Something bad is going to happen.
00:47:41I need to...
00:47:42Ah, there she is.
00:47:43Where have you been hiding?
00:47:45Take a deep breath.
00:47:47Just making sure it's everything else.
00:48:03Tim.
00:48:05Ah!
00:48:07I'm sorry.
00:48:09He's one of your followers.
00:48:10Not literally, I hope.
00:48:12So what do you do, Tim?
00:48:15I'm, um, a warden at the church.
00:48:19I do the gardens as well sometimes.
00:48:21Gosh, Amanda, I think you've put yourself a live one.
00:48:24Fabian, I do apologise.
00:48:25My friend here is obviously unschooled in the art of tact and tolerance.
00:48:29Tim, I'm so sorry, I didn't realise.
00:48:31That's all right. I think I'm just going to...
00:48:32No, no, no, don't. Come on, please stay. They're all idiots anyway.
00:48:35Yes, yes, do stay.
00:48:36Fabian was only teasing. We can get you a drink.
00:48:46In fact, perhaps there's something you could help me with.
00:48:50I'm having particular difficulty with a passage in 1 Corinthians.
00:48:55And then the end will come when he hands over the kingdom to God
00:49:00after he has destroyed all authority.
00:49:04Now, do you not think there's an inherent contradiction
00:49:07in destroying all authority whilst handing back power to an omnipotent God?
00:49:13Because of the only way I can rectify it in my head,
00:49:15and granted, I won't be as read up on this as you,
00:49:18but in order to make sense of it at all,
00:49:21God the Father will have to face eradication,
00:49:24which I presume means pressing the self-destruct button
00:49:27behind the immovable boulder.
00:49:30That's just a joke.
00:49:31There is something wonderfully nihilistic in it
00:49:34that God should judge himself so severely
00:49:37to the point of destruction.
00:49:38But I have to admit,
00:49:40that's the kind of God I can really get better than.
00:49:42What do you think?
00:49:48You know what?
00:49:49I think you might be in the wrong group after all, chum.
00:49:58Tim, Tim, where are you going?
00:50:08Idiot!
00:50:09Idiot!
00:50:29Idiot!
00:50:29est
00:50:40Where the hell have you been?
00:50:44Sorry.
00:50:56Are you okay?
00:50:58I'm enjoying my final night.
00:51:12Where is he?
00:51:15Asleep. I don't have to worry about you, do I?
00:51:19No. No, you don't.
00:51:22I'm sorry, I...
00:51:26I'm back now.
00:51:30Yeah?
00:51:32Yeah.
00:51:35I don't want anyone laughing at us, Vic.
00:51:39They won't. I won't let them.
00:51:45Just wish everything wasn't so complicated.
00:51:50It's okay to doubt.
00:51:54You know?
00:51:56I doubt too, sometimes.
00:52:01I thought I saw him.
00:52:03Sitting in a restaurant.
00:52:05The bloke that we...
00:52:10That I...
00:52:13I wanted to tell him I was sorry.
00:52:18Tell him...
00:52:21It was a mistake.
00:52:23Because...
00:52:24Didn't he look just like Dad?
00:52:31Hey.
00:52:33Hey.
00:52:38It's alright.
00:52:41It's alright.
00:52:42It's alright.
00:52:52I always look after us, you know that.
00:52:56Yeah.
00:52:57Yeah, I know that.
00:53:01Come on.
00:53:02May?
00:53:03Let's go to bed.
00:53:06Come on.
00:53:09Here we go.
00:53:14Don't wake him. Don't wake him.
00:53:16No.
00:53:34Vic?
00:53:37Yeah?
00:53:38Do you ever wish that we could go home?
00:53:47I really love you Tim.
00:53:55I really love you too.
00:54:00Till tomorrow.
00:54:18Well done!
00:54:27That's good.
00:54:31This is all.
00:54:31The oklag ellos.
00:54:33Okay.
00:54:33Why is it okay?
00:54:34Then said to them, where shall we our breakfast take?
00:54:40With a dawn, they flew away slowly early.
00:54:49Down, down, hey, down, down.
00:54:53Pastors knew in search of fear with a dawn.
00:54:57Behind the time-marched, though spring came next but soon.
00:55:05With a dawn, derry, derry, derry, down, down.
00:55:10Down in yonder greenfield, down, hey, down, hey, down, hey, down.
00:55:18There lies a knight slain under his shield with a dawn.
00:55:22Down, down, down, where comes a fellow to great with young as she might go?
00:55:33With a dawn, derry, derry, derry, down, down.
00:55:36Did you miss her?
00:56:04Timbersey.
00:56:05Isn't it perfect day
00:56:11I've still got to a second coat of varnish on the pews supposed to do when I got back. Oh,
00:56:18there'll be time
00:56:24No, you better get going I want to be late
00:56:29No
00:56:32You're not coming hmm me no
00:56:36Martyrdom is a young man's game. I place my trust in you both
00:56:42Just as the Lord has placed his trust in the three of us
00:56:49All right
00:56:55I love you both good luck
00:57:09I think I'm gonna walk fine
00:57:25As I came as I came
00:57:29As I can't pretend me, pretend me, pretend me, pretend me, I've heard a lassi-si-si
00:57:59Well, break a leg
00:58:04Don't break a leg
00:58:10Ladies and gentlemen, please can you get tickets ready
00:58:29Next, oh, let me out here. Ah, thank you. Next, thank you. Next, thank you. Next.
00:58:41Next.
00:58:41Here, let me help you.
00:58:43Oh, that's very kind of you.
00:58:46Move your arms out, sir, please.
00:58:57Give me a check in your pocket, sir.
00:59:06The whole bloody thing's made of metal, you retard.
00:59:13All right, okay, go through.
00:59:19Next.
00:59:21Put your arms out.
00:59:22All right, thank you.
00:59:26Next.
00:59:36Tim, hello.
00:59:38Are you all right?
00:59:39You look a bit...
00:59:40Yeah, no, I'm fine.
00:59:41I've missed all the good seats.
00:59:43I think I'm just gonna head home.
00:59:44Right.
00:59:45Follow me.
00:59:56You look so neat and charming in every high degree.
01:00:00She looks so neat and nimble over the driving of her baby load.
01:00:04She looks so neat and nimble over the driving of her baby.
01:00:21She looks so neat and nimble over the driving of her baby.
01:00:22She looks so neat and nimble over the driving of her baby.
01:00:22I just wanted to, um...
01:00:25How bad is that?
01:00:31Jumping away
01:00:32She's moving away
01:00:33She's moving away
01:00:35She's moving away
01:00:35She's moving away
01:00:35She's holding my heart away
01:00:37Excuse me! Excuse me!
01:00:41Oh, thank you.
01:00:53I'm surprised you still came today, after last night.
01:00:57Yeah, well, you know. I'm sorry I shouldn't have left you.
01:01:03You and Huxley seem quite...
01:01:06Yeah, I know. Worst kept secret on the festival circuit.
01:01:10Anyway, it's irrelevant now.
01:01:14Relevant? Yeah, I have this incredible epiphany that if something
01:01:17feels wrong, don't do it.
01:01:29Ladies and gentlemen, thank you all for coming. It's wonderful
01:01:33to see so many of you here.
01:01:35Yes, even you, David.
01:01:39As the festival
01:01:40draws to a close, it is with great
01:01:41pleasure that I introduce our
01:01:43keynote speaker.
01:01:45He's a man who, frankly,
01:01:47needs no introduction.
01:01:49But I'm going to give him one anyway.
01:01:53He's a man of summer pool,
01:01:54a human juggernaut
01:01:59of wit and intellect
01:02:01and one of the few moral
01:02:02authorities in an increasingly
01:02:04terrifying world.
01:02:06So, without further ado,
01:02:09ladies and gentlemen,
01:02:10please put your hands together
01:02:11and give a very warm welcome
01:02:12to the one and only,
01:02:14Professor Bill Huxley.
01:02:20APPLAUSE
01:02:32Thank you, Martin. I'm positively blushing.
01:02:36Well, I must say, I'm rather humbled by how undaunted my readers seem to be,
01:02:41considering that everyone thinks I'm going to be blown up.
01:02:44Personally, I take that as a compliment.
01:02:47Anyway, enough of the sentimentality,
01:02:49we've got work to do.
01:02:54Good morning, Ilkley.
01:02:56Rise and shine for another beautiful day in Yorkshire.
01:02:59Of course, we've got Professor Bill Huxley here.
01:03:02Who's next, please?
01:03:03Yeah, hi, I need, uh, twenty-five minutes of your time.
01:03:05I think we were first, actually.
01:03:06I think we were first, actually.
01:03:07Oh, right. I don't think you were.
01:03:09But my son's been waiting for twenty minutes.
01:03:11I really need to go!
01:03:12Well, uh, maybe your son needs to learn
01:03:14that the universe doesn't owe him anything.
01:03:15He's lucky he's got shoes on his feet
01:03:16and he's not being sex trafficked
01:03:18halfway across Thailand.
01:03:20Excuse me?
01:03:21Excused.
01:03:22Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:03:22I need twenty-five mill of lift...
01:03:28Remind me why we're in Weatherby.
01:03:30We're in the place open on a Sunday night.
01:03:33Ah.
01:03:39We've finished that, yeah?
01:03:41Pretty much.
01:03:42Worth it.
01:03:42I don't see why he has to be such a massive prick
01:03:44about the whole thing.
01:03:45Oh, look at you, tough nut.
01:03:48I just think you should be careful what you're ripping down
01:03:50before you know exactly what it holds up.
01:03:52Come on, Hodge.
01:03:53You're lost on this profession.
01:03:54You should join the nunnery, do you?
01:03:57You've definitely got the arse for it.
01:03:59I'll take that as a compliment.
01:04:00Yeah, I do.
01:04:01Nuns at my school are the best buttocks I've ever seen.
01:04:04You're a Catholic?
01:04:06No, of course I'm not a fucking Catholic.
01:04:08Do I look like a ruddy Catholic?
01:04:10No.
01:04:11God.
01:04:12Jesus, do you think I'd let some bloke in a dress moan at me
01:04:14for three hours?
01:04:16Enough of that from the chief super.
01:04:18Mind you, they all start to roll into one, don't they?
01:04:20What?
01:04:21They start to look the same.
01:04:23I won't argue with that.
01:04:26By the way, I don't suppose the lab have got that with results on that bracelet?
01:04:31Mum.
01:04:34What is it, Mum?
01:04:36It's not a bracelet.
01:04:39What?
01:04:41It's not a fucking bracelet.
01:04:44How do you mean?
01:04:45They're beads.
01:04:46They're fucking prayer beads!
01:04:48I don't get it.
01:04:49What time's his talk?
01:04:50Who?
01:04:51Huxley.
01:04:52His talk.
01:04:52What time?
01:04:52What time?
01:04:53Two.
01:04:53Bollocks, right.
01:04:54How quick he is back into town.
01:04:56A lady sits out alone from...
01:04:58Yes.
01:04:58Hiya.
01:04:58Uh, I need to speak to Martin Silver ASAP.
01:05:01Oh, you've got to put your foot down.
01:05:02Keep your massive foot.
01:05:02Might be in trouble.
01:05:03And he said, bye, lady, bye.
01:05:06There's no way you can hide.
01:05:08For the love still, he'll be on love and he will lay your pride.
01:05:12I often have the accusation...
01:05:17Pure sensationalist.
01:05:18Said and done to sell books and make headlines.
01:05:21Please don't forget, I only wish to see the undeniable empirical order of things.
01:05:29Not to divide society, but to improve our lot.
01:05:34Yeah, well, you can tell Martin, if he doesn't follow me back in the next two minutes,
01:05:38I'm going to string him up by the bollocks and then I'm going to thresh him like a fucking pinata.
01:05:43It's a Mexican paper animal full of sweets.
01:05:46But ultimately there is no justice for the everyday hero.
01:05:50In reality, religion does not convey immortality upon its partisans, but only on those that spread it.
01:05:57All men throughout the history of our various civilizations who have used a false god to justify torture, rape, genocide,
01:06:07the oppression of women and homosexuals.
01:06:10These are the men that religion makes immortal, not the martyrs.
01:06:13Quite the contrary.
01:06:15Immortality is reserved for history's greatest villains.
01:06:19Liar! You're a liar and a fraud! Shame on you!
01:06:23For if we go on sinning willfully, after receiving the knowledge of the truth, we shall not be forgiven for
01:06:31our sins!
01:06:32Get off me! Get off me!
01:06:34Ah, there goes one of them now.
01:06:35Liar!
01:06:37Liar!
01:06:38Liar!
01:06:38Liar!
01:06:40If we might continue.
01:06:42Hello Brandon!
01:06:43Could you fucking move?
01:06:45Right!
01:06:47Not that!
01:06:49Right there!
01:06:50Where then does that leave us in relation to morality?
01:06:55If we reject the notion of a prime mover, are we therefore amoral?
01:07:02Absolutely not.
01:07:04To suppose that without ethical laws impressed upon us by some deity that we would be unable to discern between
01:07:11right and wrong is at best childish and at worst utterly shameful.
01:07:16Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
01:07:19We must be accountable for our actions and for the decisions from which they derive.
01:07:26We cannot hide beneath a safety blanket, letting ourselves be dictated to by some dusty book.
01:07:33Unless, of course, it's one of mine.
01:07:37I'll end with this.
01:07:39The comforts we take for granted every day, shelter, tools, nutrition, these were gifted to us by science, not mysticism.
01:07:52Why then won't we trust science when it comes to morality?
01:07:56To be here in Oakley, where Darwin himself made the transition from the tyranny of belief to the sanctity of
01:08:06rational enlightenment, gives me hope that our civilization...
01:08:12The infringement of reality that religion offers, allowing us instead to regain our integrity, our individuality, and celebrate true autonomy
01:08:26of choice between the moral and the immoral, between right and wrong.
01:08:35I've made my choice, and now it's up to you. Thank you very much.
01:09:03Let me move! Let me stay where you are!
01:09:07Ladies and gentlemen, I am DCI Brough from the North Bradford Police Department.
01:09:14Now, I need everyone to remain calm. There is nothing to worry about...
01:09:18He's gone, go! He's gone, go!
01:09:20Enrico!
01:09:30Come with me.
01:09:37Can someone tell me what the fuck is going on out there?
01:09:45You?
01:09:46Shut up. Give me the gun.
01:09:48No. No, not yet.
01:09:50Come on through here.
01:09:52Get up.
01:09:53What? Get up!
01:09:54Ow! Ow!
01:09:55Shut up! Come on!
01:09:56Ow! Shut up!
01:09:56Ow! Shut up!
01:09:57Ow! Shut up!
01:09:58No, no.
01:10:02I'm sorry.
01:10:02Nothing, Mum.
01:10:04You seem to be making a habit of this, Inspector.
01:10:09No.
01:10:09I just thought...
01:10:12I just thought...
01:10:20shut the fuck up sorry this one
01:10:29okay you just thank god no i'm doing it what you've done enough it's my turn
01:10:39please i'll be right here if you need me
01:10:45you can't be serious
01:10:52okay
01:11:10please please please dad what is it you want
01:11:14money no no i don't want money uh okay listen uh what's your name we met yesterday
01:11:21well i meet a lot of people it's it's not always possible to remember everyone's a
01:11:26trevor uh michael francis tim tim my name's tim tim yes of course look uh my name's bill
01:11:34yes i know who you are yes of course of course you do look look tim you really don't have
01:11:40to do this
01:11:41i'm sorry but i do is this about amelda that's just a bit of fun i am here on behalf
01:11:49of hollywell
01:11:50paris church what this is about but you're a christian so christians send letters that are
01:12:03jihad professor hoxley this is for the souls you've led astray but that's just words it's nothing it
01:12:11doesn't mean anything
01:12:14everything all right yeah yeah it's it's fine yep
01:12:20i'm gonna kill you professor please i'm gonna kill you and then and then we're gonna we're gonna turn
01:12:26ourselves in or uh maybe maybe we'll just kill ourselves you know i don't know yet anyway that
01:12:31does not concern you please please don't do you repent your sins i'm begging you do you repent
01:12:36your sins yes louder yes louder yes louder yes i repent my sins
01:12:45fuck come on tim well done mate
01:12:52everything all right
01:13:02what's going on shh shh shh shh shh shh we've got to go now
01:13:09what's the pattern tim everything all right yep it's all good just give me a second
01:13:16what do you mean i mean i'm getting you out of here you're gonna live hooray
01:13:25But... you just tried to shoot me.
01:13:28Yeah, but no, I'm not, so please, hurry up.
01:13:32So what the fuck? What's that all about?
01:13:36What the fuck is going on?
01:13:38Hey, you. What are you doing? Who's in there?
01:13:41Tim. Tim.
01:13:42Come back here! Get back here! Get after him!
01:13:44Open up! Get after him! Go on!
01:13:46Fucking hell, open the door!
01:13:48Open the door! It's the police!
01:13:52I can't believe it!
01:13:54The one imbecile, thick enough, to actually try to kill me,
01:13:59and he has a crisis of confidence!
01:14:01You've wasted that!
01:14:02I mean, what kind of fundamentalist changes his fucking mind!
01:14:06Open up! Open this door right now!
01:14:10Open up! Get out of the car!
01:14:12Don't you dare drive one! Don't get out of the car!
01:14:16This is the trouble you believers, isn't it?
01:14:19You incense-burning, bean-counting, mourning masses for all your pointless frenzy!
01:14:25You never actually put your money where your mouth is, do you?
01:14:27Because if you really believed in an afterlife,
01:14:30if you actually believed there was somewhere else beside this shitty place,
01:14:34you'd spike the sacrament with fucking cyanide and line up to dump it down!
01:14:39This is DCI Hodge, I'm in pursuit of a red hatchback driving normal!
01:14:44I'm in need of backup! The man may be armed and dangerous!
01:14:47The pink backup now!
01:14:48Because you're young!
01:14:50You're just all snubbering little agnostics, aren't you?
01:14:53Pathetic Debbie Doubters!
01:14:54Too terrified to pick a side!
01:14:56Too scared to make a fucking choice!
01:14:59I have a fucking key!
01:15:00No, I am making a choice!
01:15:03Well, come on!
01:15:04You're not even going to be a hero in your own ideology!
01:15:06I don't want to be a hero!
01:15:12I just want to save your life!
01:15:16Even if you are a...
01:15:19a...
01:15:19a big knob.
01:15:22Now, please, can you help me get this open?
01:15:30No!
01:15:40I apologize.
01:15:43Acting in self-defense is too good an opportunity to turn down.
01:15:47You can't buy that sort of publicity.
01:15:51Sorry, Chuck.
01:15:52No! No, wait!
01:16:01Fuck!
01:16:03Fuck!
01:16:04How do you turn this fucking thing on?
01:16:08And he said,
01:16:09Hi, lady, hi!
01:16:11There's no way you can't hide!
01:16:13Oh, no!
01:16:14Smitty!
01:16:14Oh, no!
01:16:15Even where you're from!
01:16:17Wait till you sit there,
01:16:18maybe!
01:16:19I think you're all so red!
01:16:21How come tomorrow,
01:16:22at the same time,
01:16:23then have you in me bed?
01:16:25He said,
01:16:25Hi, lady, hi!
01:16:26He said,
01:16:27I can't even help you, sir!
01:16:28Use that!
01:16:29To handle the "...st seminary",
01:16:31oh no!
01:16:32Even where you're from!
01:16:33And when away,
01:16:34you come, like,
01:16:35spit out what you'll do me wrong!
01:16:37What a thing to have me made in hanjat
01:16:40I had kept so long!
01:16:42I'd rather I wastan and cunaran,
01:16:44He laid out a grey fuckin'
01:16:46on a 넣고- Megan vendetta
01:16:47Steal vars breastmarks
01:16:48And he said,
01:16:50Hi!
01:16:51Yes,と you ha人はい,
01:16:52I've had their own boy you can't hide!
01:16:54Still be alive!
01:16:56Even where you're from!
01:16:58Yay!
01:17:25OUCH!
01:17:54I want to go home.
01:18:05It was pleasant and delightful on a midsummer's morn,
01:18:16where the green fields and meadows were buried in corn,
01:18:26and the blackbirds and thrushes sang on every green tree,
01:18:37and the larks they sang melo the house at the dawning of the day,
01:18:49and the larks they sang melo the house at the dawning of the day.
01:19:31Two weeks on, Father. What's the mood been like for you in the parish?
01:19:35Well, as I said, we're in shock. Deep shock.
01:19:40We saw no signs of the disturbance of those boys.
01:19:44No warning. We just wish we could have done more.
01:19:48And what about those suggesting some link between the church and...
01:19:52Oh, absolutely not. No.
01:19:56No, an ill mind is an ill mind. There's nothing Christian about it.
01:20:00I mean, put it like this,
01:20:04parishioners are coming back to the church who haven't attended for 20 years,
01:20:08and that's because at moments like this there is nothing more powerful
01:20:13than community and Christian love.
01:20:18Professor, care to add anything?
01:20:22No, I'm not going to bite. This is hardly the time.
01:20:26But I would just add that I feel oddly grateful for the experience.
01:20:33I mean, I hug my kids a little tighter each night.
01:20:36I kiss my wife a little more often.
01:20:39Is this a softer side to Professor Huxley that will be evinced in future work?
01:20:45Look, both Enoch and I might seem somewhat divisive figures.
01:20:51I mean, we'd hardly share a platform like this in the normal course of events.
01:20:54But we both vehemently reject the terrorism embraced by these young men,
01:20:59particularly in this day and age.
01:21:02We understand the importance of putting aside our differences
01:21:06at a time when common humanity must come to the fore.
01:21:09Amen.
01:21:10Professor Huxley, Father Enoch, thank you very much.
01:21:13You'll be sticking around for a look at tomorrow's headlines.
01:21:15Oh, we're not going anywhere.
01:21:18Fantastic.
01:21:19Back now to the suspected terror attack in Rome.
01:21:23Reports say that a man in his early thirties...
01:21:25...
01:21:28...
01:21:30...
01:21:31...
01:21:39...
01:21:41...
01:21:41...
01:21:41I believe, I believe, I believe, in the Lord above.
01:21:49Oh, I believe, I believe, I've been saved by His sweet, sweet, sweet love.
01:21:56Oh, I believe, I believe, I believe, that the Lord, He loves us all.
01:22:04I believe, I believe, I will end up when my sweet Jesus falls.
01:22:13I was weak, but now I'm strong.
01:22:17What will the love God need all day long?
01:22:21I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, yes, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe.
01:22:32I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe.
01:22:45Oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh.
01:22:48Oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my,
01:23:02oh.
01:23:02Oh, I believe, I believe in the Lord above. Oh, I believe I've been saved by His sweet, sweet love.
01:23:18Oh, I believe, I believe that the Lord, He loves us all. I believe, I will answer when my sweet
01:23:32Jesus falls.
01:23:34I was weak, but now I'm strong. What will the love guide me all day long? I believe, I believe,
01:23:46I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe.
01:24:05I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, in the Lord above. Oh, I've
01:24:18been saved by His sweet, sweet love.
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