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فيلم Cunk on Life 2024 مترجم اون لاين - Episode 1
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00:00:00ترجمة نانسي قنقر
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00:01:00وقد عدت على مكتب الميستر من كل شيء،
00:01:02ما هو مكتب المهمة؟
00:01:05أليس لم يكون لديهم.
00:01:06ولكن لديهم من عدة سنة.
00:01:09عامراتيين والصفلات و قامتون من قبل
00:01:12يحاولد أن تفعل مفهد المعاملات.
00:01:15هو مكتب المهمة ولم يمكن أن تفعله.
00:01:18في الانتحالي، إذا كنت نحن نتعلم
00:01:20أو يجب أن نقوم أسفق بالتواصل.
00:01:23أقعد هذا الأسرق الملكي سيحة
00:01:25أسرع إلى سلوظة إلى مطلعا
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00:04:33شكرا للمشاهدة
00:05:05لذلك يمكن أن تكون ممنتسة
00:05:07في الإجراء الآن في تلك السيستينة
00:05:09في نحن مجلسة المرحلة
00:05:12تجاهل من المعرشة الملتسطة
00:05:15أن تكون هذه الكرة اكتشفة
00:05:20لأنه يكمل بشكل بشكل سيد
00:05:23ولكن أيضاً يجب أن توقفه
00:05:27ثم يبدأ من شخص النبط
00:05:34This image of the most significant finger-banging history
00:05:37has inspired visitors to the Sistine Chapel for many centuries
00:05:40and visitors to this replica for less time than that
00:05:45It's perhaps the greatest masterpiece in all of art
00:05:48but also the most annoying to look at
00:05:51When I gaze up at it, I'm struck by a sense of wonder
00:05:54but mainly by a crick in my neck
00:05:58When Michelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel
00:06:00did he start on the floor?
00:06:02and then they flipped the building over
00:06:04or was it always on the ceiling?
00:06:07The painting was always on the ceiling
00:06:09It's quite high up, isn't it?
00:06:11Did Michelangelo use a really long brush
00:06:14or did he have really long arms?
00:06:17Um, well, he had to stand up on top of some scaffolding
00:06:20and bend his head backwards
00:06:22Wouldn't paint drip down into his eyes when he was doing it?
00:06:26I bet he was blinking the whole time, like that
00:06:30He doesn't complain about that, but he must have done
00:06:32However he did it, painting the Sistine Chapel must have been a great upper body workout
00:06:37How strong were Michelangelo's arms?
00:06:39Like, if a mad priest had leapt on his back while he was painting it
00:06:43Would he have been able to reach round and pull him off?
00:06:46Oh yeah, I think so
00:06:48Yeah
00:06:49I think Michelangelo was quite muscular
00:06:51He must have been
00:06:52Or if he wasn't
00:06:53So he could really yank him off
00:06:55I think he could have done
00:06:56Yeah
00:06:57The man God's creating here is called Adam
00:06:59He's one half of the first celebrity couple Adam and Eve
00:07:03Played here by actors who happily signed a nudity waiver
00:07:07Of course, the real Adam and Eve wouldn't have had tattoos
00:07:10We'd have to paint over our intimate piercings
00:07:13We'd have to ask them to take out and hand to our researcher for safekeeping
00:07:17We've pixelated the offensive parts of their bodies
00:07:20A technology that wasn't available in Old Testament times
00:07:23Which is why I can see everything
00:07:25Even though I don't really want to
00:07:28Adam and Eve weren't just the first humans to exist
00:07:31But the first humans to disappoint their dad
00:07:34God had hidden the secret of knowledge inside a delicious looking fruit
00:07:37And then forbidden them to eat it for some fucking reason
00:07:40But eat it they did
00:07:42An early example of an apple product
00:07:44Hastening the downfall of humankind
00:07:47This was the original sin
00:07:50And ever since all humans have been considered sinful
00:08:00Sinners worry God might punish them but what about you?
00:08:08Well, I'm a sinner like anybody else
00:08:13No, I mean should they worry about you punishing them?
00:08:17Uh, no
00:08:21God realised he needed help keeping us sinful humans in check
00:08:25And he knew just who to call on
00:08:27This is Holy Moses
00:08:29The most successful influencer of Old Testament times
00:08:32Very much the Mr Beast of his day
00:08:34One day God invited Moses to the top of Mount Sinai
00:08:38And handed him a set of rules for life carved on stone tablets
00:08:41It was the world's first and heaviest press release
00:08:45God commanded Moses to spread this message far and wide
00:08:48Which must have been annoying for Moses
00:08:50Because he'd have to carry the tablets back down on foot
00:08:52And probably didn't have room in his rucksack
00:08:55How many Ten Commandments were there?
00:08:58How many? You just named them Ten
00:09:01So there were Ten Ten Commandments
00:09:03There weren't a hundred commandments
00:09:05There were Ten Commandments
00:09:07There were Ten Commandments
00:09:09Yes, that's it
00:09:12These shalts and shalt-nots are a set of terms and conditions for humankind
00:09:17All Christians had to agree to abide by them
00:09:19And also accept occasional promotional messages from God
00:09:22On subjects that may interest them
00:09:24How did God manage to boil his terms and conditions down to just ten points
00:09:28When the iPhone end user license agreement is about 100 pages long?
00:09:34Well, it just proves the point that God is God and so he's a lot more concise than we are
00:09:38Is it a legally binding contract?
00:09:40It is a covenant, which is a covenant of love between God and God's people
00:09:45No, I meant the iPhone one
00:09:48In a bid to stay in God's good books, devout followers avoid sinful pleasures
00:09:53Like lusting after sloths during their lifetimes
00:10:00Not everyone thinks enjoying yourself is bad
00:10:03Some people dedicate their lives to hedonism
00:10:05The sleaziest ism there is
00:10:07Apart from jism
00:10:11Entire cities have been built for hedonist pursuits
00:10:14Impressive, opulent cities like Swansea and Wales
00:10:18And also this place
00:10:20This is Las Vegas
00:10:22Spanish for the Vegas
00:10:25With its culture of casinos, strip clubs and round-the-clock drinking
00:10:28It's a Mecca for people who aren't going to Mecca
00:10:31Vegas is a shimmering visual metaphor for human indulgence
00:10:36According to our director
00:10:37And too far away and expensive for us to film in
00:10:40According to our producer, who lost the argument
00:10:46Given its reputation, Las Vegas is also known as Sin City
00:10:50Which is short for Cincinnati
00:10:52Or would be if that wasn't a different place altogether
00:10:56Many of the tourists who flock here each year hope that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
00:11:02Maybe that's true
00:11:04But on the other hand, God sees everything
00:11:06Even that thing my ex Sean used to do with his thumb
00:11:10Worse still, God doesn't just know about the sinful things you've done
00:11:14He also knows about the sinful things you're merely thinking of doing
00:11:19God knows everything we're thinking
00:11:21That's a data privacy nightmare, isn't it?
00:11:23Is there a way to opt out?
00:11:26Not that I'm aware of
00:11:28Could you put God off the scent by only thinking decoy thoughts
00:11:32Like only thinking the opposite of what you actually think
00:11:36Would that work?
00:11:38I don't think so
00:11:40No
00:11:41Because you're not just dealing with a God who is omniscient
00:11:43Knows everything
00:11:44You're also dealing with a God who is omnipotent
00:11:47Is all-powerful
00:11:48I'll be honest this relationship with God throws up a lot of red flags
00:11:52He's watching us all the time
00:11:54He sets rules
00:11:56He's got a terrible temper
00:11:58He even thinks he's God
00:12:00Isn't he basically just a toxic narcissist?
00:12:04If you follow God's rules religiously
00:12:06You'll ascend to the kingdom of heaven
00:12:08Which sounds great
00:12:09Although if you're old when you die
00:12:11You might not want to be going up a lot of stairs
00:12:16In heaven nobody has to work anymore
00:12:18The most that will be asked of you is doing the washing up
00:12:21But since all earthly appetites will have been sated
00:12:24We can only be talking about the odd mog
00:12:27The alternative to heaven is hell
00:12:30A fiery pit of damnation and eternal torment
00:12:33Which currently only has two stars on TripAdvisor
00:12:36This is quite a spiritual show
00:12:39Can I ask about our souls?
00:12:41Do we get judged for the cleanliness of our souls when we get to heaven?
00:12:46I think we get judged by how we've acted in the world
00:12:49When we look into our souls, what do we find there?
00:12:55Well, it depends on how far we're prepared to look into it
00:12:58How far you look up, yeah
00:13:02God's unforgiving nature means his believers try to stay in his good books
00:13:06Through a form of organized groveling called worship
00:13:12Enter our souls, king of heaven
00:13:19Even though they read the sea
00:13:24Enter our souls resolutely
00:13:29Penetrate the depths within
00:13:34Our souls, our souls
00:13:37Our souls, our souls
00:13:40Fill them up unto the free
00:13:48Many find praising God in this way gives them a purpose in life
00:13:52Sucking up to the boss
00:13:55If God's up there looking down on us, why do we kneel when we pray?
00:14:00Kneeling is the expression of a sense of awe and holiness
00:14:06Yeah, but what's the point of kneeling though all bent over?
00:14:09You know, it's terrible acoustics
00:14:11Wouldn't it be better to stand up and shout a list of demands up to the sky?
00:14:15God is not in the sky, literally
00:14:18Right
00:14:18So where is he? Has he got an address?
00:14:22God is present in all places and all times
00:14:29What, even like in cupboards?
00:14:31Well, you've raised a very important question here
00:14:35Because one way of thinking about the divine presence is in terms of his knowledge
00:14:46So maybe God is not located in the cupboard
00:14:51But he knows about the state of affairs in the cupboards
00:14:56I'm sorry, is he in a cupboard or not?
00:14:59Not everyone believes God is solely responsible for giving us life
00:15:03Other origin stories are available
00:15:07The man slowly moving towards you is unshaven Victorian genius Charles Darwin
00:15:11One day Darwin rode a beagle to the Galapagos Islands
00:15:15Where an exotic tortoise gave him an idea in the form of a theory
00:15:19A theory that human bodies hadn't always been human bodies
00:15:24Why do we say our ancestors came in apes?
00:15:29Our ancestors came?
00:15:31In apes
00:15:33Ah, they didn't come from apes
00:15:35Apes and ourselves came from something else
00:15:39A chimp
00:15:40Sort of, you know, it's not exactly like a chimp or a modern ape or ourselves
00:15:45Right, so we didn't come in and chimp
00:15:47No
00:15:49It's hard to believe we all mutated from monkey meat
00:15:52Unless you consider all life is basically the same at a microscopic level
00:15:57Lots of things are alive from tiny microbes to bigger microbes
00:16:01Every life form is made of cells like a prison
00:16:05Which is probably why existence is so depressing
00:16:08It's a life sentence
00:16:10Just like the sentences I say in this programme about life
00:16:15Are cells worth having?
00:16:17Well, without cells we wouldn't be
00:16:20We're made up of trillions of cells
00:16:22We all came from a single cell
00:16:24So they're really important to us
00:16:26Are my cells dividing and multiplying all the time?
00:16:30Like even when I'm sitting here now
00:16:31Since you've been sat there they probably
00:16:34You've had about a million cell divisions going on in your body
00:16:37Ah, no wonder I feel so worn out all the time
00:16:41Cells couldn't multiply without this
00:16:43The IKEA instruction manual for life, DNA
00:16:47DNA is tiny yet complex, like Tom Cruise
00:16:51It would take a typist over 50 years to type out the DNA sequence
00:16:55Which would be stupid because she could just cut and paste it and go home
00:16:59I call her she because of unconscious bias
00:17:01Which is in my DNA and not my fault
00:17:04Have you heard of DNA?
00:17:07Yes
00:17:08Do we all have DNA?
00:17:11Or do some of us have D or A but not both?
00:17:15No, it's not D and A
00:17:17It's three letters, D-N-A
00:17:20Can you tell by looking at me whether I have DNA?
00:17:24Well, I know you have DNA because you're a living organism and all life has DNA
00:17:28My mate Paul tried to create a new life form by inserting his DNA into a grapefruit
00:17:34But halfway through the experiment the greengrosser started hitting him
00:17:39Why is science so controversial?
00:17:44Sorry, that question didn't follow from your story of the DNA
00:17:49It changed, yeah
00:17:51One of life's biggest mysteries is how it's possible for me to look both like my mother
00:17:58And my father
00:18:00At the same time
00:18:02Even though I've only got one face
00:18:04Is it true the most important thing we can do as humans is piss in our genes?
00:18:10Pass on our genes
00:18:12Sorry?
00:18:13Sorry, it's pass on our genes
00:18:14Oh, right
00:18:17Is it true the most important thing we can do as a human is pass on our genes?
00:18:25Well, I don't know if it's the most important thing but it is very important
00:18:30Because what it means is that you pass on your genes from you to your child
00:18:36What if I don't want to pass on any of mine?
00:18:39Then, erm, then you don't have to
00:18:40Right, how can I avoid it?
00:18:42Well, erm, you have to make love
00:18:46What, to avoid passing on my genes?
00:18:52All living things reproduce, which means all living things procreate
00:18:56Dogs, lions, pigs, penguins, monkeys, shell monsters, elephants, horses, David and Victoria Beckham and pigs again
00:19:06The female reproductive organs are largely hidden indoors for safekeeping
00:19:10And are normally only visible behind some kind of paywall
00:19:13By contrast, the male genitals or mister genitals live on the outside of the body
00:19:19Where they can be easily photographed and DM'd to a potential mate without consent
00:19:24So, which bit's the penis?
00:19:26So, the penis is over here, it's this bit here
00:19:29Right, I'll talk quietly, I don't want to wake him
00:19:32This is a flaccid penis, so for sexual intercourse, it has to become erect
00:19:37So, what happens then? What bit goes where?
00:19:41So, this penis needs to become erect
00:19:44And then it will be put in the vagina here during intercourse
00:19:48And he's going to ejaculate sperm through his penis and then into the woman's vagina
00:19:54Christ, I hope nothing like that ever happens to me
00:19:58The disappointingly flavoured soup that vomits from the penis contains millions of plucky young tadpoles
00:20:05Which swim their way up through the female pipework towards an egg
00:20:08And then kamikaze into it like a tiny 911 happening up a lady
00:20:13This is where, incredibly, the miracle of life begins
00:20:17And the precise moment that a woman's right to choose ends
00:20:23Nine months after conception, the infant painlessly slides through the lady's front hole
00:20:28And out into the world
00:20:30It then slowly mutates from a baby into an actual human being
00:20:35But what exactly is a human being?
00:20:38What percentage of people have a human body?
00:20:42All humans have a human body
00:20:45What about people holding a cat?
00:20:47Have they got a human body and a cat's body?
00:20:50Or does it not work that way?
00:20:52No, the two are completely separate
00:20:54The human is a human and the cat is a cat
00:20:58Human biology has existed almost as long as humans themselves
00:21:02If not longer
00:21:04It involves a complex arrangement of skin and meat machines called organs
00:21:09Put these organs in a plastic bag and walk around a shoe shop with them and you'd be arrested
00:21:14But put them in the right order and you've got a human body
00:21:17An exquisitely constructed machine that also farts on its crisps
00:21:23Our organs are so gory some people can't bear to see images like this
00:21:27If you're one of those sensitive viewers look away five seconds ago
00:21:32Is the correct term for all this awful or gore all this stuff?
00:21:38Yeah, that is this is called the intestine
00:21:40If you pulled an intestine out how long would it be?
00:21:44It would be many meters
00:21:46Okay, but why are you pulling it out?
00:21:48We wouldn't normally pull it out unless there was a disease process
00:21:52Right, so you don't know why it's happening?
00:21:54No
00:21:55All these slimy innards need a surrounding structure to stop them slopping onto the floor for passers-by to slip
00:22:01on
00:22:01We wouldn't be upstanding citizens if it wasn't for this
00:22:05The human skeleton of ghost train fame
00:22:07It's incredible to think that there's one of these inside some of us
00:22:13Did you know only 40% of people have skeletons?
00:22:18Where did you get this figure from?
00:22:20It's true, I saw a video about it
00:22:22You only find out if you've got a skeleton after you die
00:22:25Some people are just solid meat
00:22:27This is
00:22:27You know Burt Lancaster the actor
00:22:30He was solid meat apparently like a sausage
00:22:33Every human being has a skeleton that figure is 100%
00:22:38Did you know knees are a con?
00:22:40Why do you say that?
00:22:42Apparently if you walk everywhere without bending your legs you can prolong your life by about eight years
00:22:47I went running this morning
00:22:49How would I run without bending my knees?
00:22:51I'm not saying you didn't bend your knees
00:22:53I'm just saying that if you didn't bend your knees you could prolong your life by eight years
00:22:59Although it does make stairs a problem, I'll grant you that
00:23:03The most important bit of the human body is up here in the driver's compartment or skull
00:23:10Imprisoned within every skull is a creature we've enslaved to do our thinking for us
00:23:14A sort of smart cauliflower known as the brain
00:23:18So this is a brain
00:23:21This is a brain
00:23:21How many of these are in an average head?
00:23:25We have one each
00:23:26Just the one?
00:23:27Just the one brain
00:23:29The brain doesn't just tackle complex tasks like blinking or making porridge
00:23:34It also handles trivial things like our entire human consciousness
00:23:39The origins of which are a complete mystery
00:23:43Does the brain generate the consciousness or does the consciousness operate the brain?
00:23:51You'll find lots of disagreement about this
00:23:53Oh, I'm sorry, and I'm supposed to remind you to keep your answer
00:23:57Coherent for our fuck-witted viewers
00:23:59It is a complicated question
00:24:01My view is that the brain generates consciousness
00:24:05But consciousness gives us the ability to do things that we wouldn't be able to do if we weren't conscious
00:24:11Thank you
00:24:12And apparently I wasn't supposed to read that card aloud, so apologies to you at home
00:24:22All of this leads to a fundamental human question
00:24:25Who am I?
00:24:27Not me, obviously
00:24:28I'm on the telly, so people know who I am
00:24:30But who are you?
00:24:31What are you doing here?
00:24:33And is any of this really happening?
00:24:37When we have a thought like, if I picture a windmill, how real is that windmill?
00:24:43It's not real
00:24:44It's not real?
00:24:46It's in your mind
00:24:47Why did I picture a windmill though? Is it a clue?
00:24:51A clue to...
00:24:52Something
00:24:53I don't know, depends what you were thinking about
00:24:55What's inside the windmill?
00:24:58Um, depends what you were thinking about
00:25:02What if someone lives inside the windmill?
00:25:05And I'm not imagining them, they're imagining me
00:25:10This is a very unusual way to think about how imagination works
00:25:16Imagination is a side effect of having a mind
00:25:19And some believe it can be enhanced with the use of mind expanding drugs
00:25:25When hippies took mind expanding drugs, how much wider do their minds get?
00:25:31Did their skulls ever pop open?
00:25:33Their skulls didn't pop open, but it meant that they were more open to ideas and philosophies
00:25:38And concepts they may not have previously considered
00:25:42You know when people talk about opening the third eye
00:25:47That's what my mate paul calls the hole in the end of his penis
00:25:51Why would anyone want to widen that?
00:25:54The use of psychopathic drugs in the 1960s also led popular figures to contemplate more spiritual aspects
00:26:00To human existence
00:26:02When the beetles dropped acid and went to india
00:26:06Did they actually go or was that part of the trip?
00:26:10No, they did actually go to india and they visited an ashram and they visited gurus while they were out
00:26:16there
00:26:16It changed the stuff they said didn't it they said all you need is love and then george harrison said
00:26:23all things must pass
00:26:24Those were spiritual messages weren't they so when paul said he was simply having a wonderful christmas time
00:26:32Was there a deeper meaning there?
00:26:35I don't know there was a deeper message there and that was a bit later that paul was having a
00:26:39wonderful christmas time
00:26:40Yeah, my ex sean sang that to me in bed once during an intimate moment
00:26:46Honestly, I went as dry as a cat's tongue
00:26:49Rock stars also popularize meditation as a way to clear the stresses of modern life from the mind
00:26:56do you have to sit down to meditate or could I do it at the same time as something else
00:27:01like
00:27:02driving or operating heavy machinery you some people do some buddhists for example do walking meditation
00:27:09So you don't have to sit down does meditation help our souls relax?
00:27:15Yes
00:27:16Meditation does help our souls relax. Yes. Yeah
00:27:20Let's take a moment to realign ourselves with our present reality together
00:27:24We're going to do a guided meditation now. So feel free to join in at home
00:27:29close your eyes
00:27:32Slow your breathing
00:27:34Now breathe in
00:27:47Sorry breathe out
00:27:51Become aware of the rise and fall of your belly
00:27:55Feel the fabric of your clothes on your skin
00:27:58Why is it that particular material was it sewn together by a child in a sweatshop
00:28:04Probably best not to think about that actually
00:28:08Listen to my voice
00:28:10Why have they put a sort of echo effect on it?
00:28:13I think it's so that when they show this footage of me it sounds like these are my thoughts echoing
00:28:16in my mind
00:28:17But we filmed that weeks ago
00:28:19Hang on where am I now?
00:28:22Hang on that's that's me waking up and standing that's not meant to happen
00:28:27Help! I'm still here!
00:28:29Oh god I've got separated from my own body they said this might happen
00:28:32Help!
00:28:33Help!
00:28:40Well our apologies for that we had a duplicate consciousness stuck on the voiceover track
00:28:45So we've had it shot and can shortly rejoin
00:28:48Kunk on life
00:28:52Who's that walking through an awesome landscape recording a piece to camera?
00:28:55It's your very own Philomena Kunk
00:28:57Featuring a vaguely realistic face similar clothing and a total lack of mannerisms
00:29:01But that's not all
00:29:02Philomena also sprouts facial hair
00:29:04Witnesses the crucifixion and lays eggs
00:29:07Pop off her head tip her over and whoops-a-daisy real blood
00:29:10And the fun doesn't end with mopping that up
00:29:11Philomena pilots her very own spacecraft
00:29:13The USS Triceratops with her intergalactic friends
00:29:16Captain Shit Peas, Mrs. Benson, and Barnaby 9
00:29:19Together they tore the galaxy repairing black holes and mutilating cattle
00:29:23Philomena Kunk and Pals
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00:29:27Side effects include spontaneous combustion and melancholy
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00:29:30Do not feed after midnight
00:29:30Remember to hydrate forever and ever
00:29:31Amen
00:29:35Coming up on Kunk on Life
00:29:38Meet a man facing oblivion on death row
00:29:41I ask a philosopher to probe our souls
00:29:44Do philosophers spend a lot of time thinking about our souls?
00:29:50And I visit the Large Hadron Collider for some astro chat with Professor Brian Cox
00:29:55What's a black hole?
00:29:57A black hole?
00:29:59Sorry, a hole of colour
00:30:00But first, let's take a sideways look at the suffocating inevitability of death
00:30:10Death is the great leveller
00:30:13In life, you might have been a billionaire supermodel, president and king
00:30:17But the moment you die, you start rotting like a sausage in a lay-by
00:30:23The big unknown is how you'll die
00:30:26You might die falling off a ladder or a cliff
00:30:28Or into a lake full of knives
00:30:30You could be hit by a car or a bus or a tractor if you're rustic
00:30:35Maybe you're already dead and watching this from beyond the grave
00:30:38Which would be a shame because you won't count towards the ratings
00:30:42Statistically, which is more common, athlete's foot or death?
00:30:46Death is infinitely more common
00:30:49In fact, it is guaranteed for all of us
00:30:51How soon after death is it safe to resume your regular day-to-day activities?
00:30:57You can't resume your day-to-day activities once you're dead
00:31:01How would you?
00:31:03So you can't do anything, you can't even listen to a podcast?
00:31:06You can't listen to anything
00:31:07If you played a podcast to a corpse, would really none of it go in?
00:31:14Absolutely nothing would go in
00:31:16One downside of our big brains is we're the only creatures who are aware that death is inevitable
00:31:21Although if you line ten dogs in a row and shot them one by one
00:31:25The dog on the end would probably get the gist by about dog four
00:31:30Of course, it's easy to forget about death until it happens to you
00:31:33At which point your brain gets wiped anyway
00:31:35It wasn't like that in medieval times
00:31:38Back then, thanks to plagues, wars and a general undercurrent of violence
00:31:42People were casually familiar with death
00:31:44In fact, they got FOMO when they didn't die
00:31:48And this matey relationship with their own mortality was reflected up their art
00:31:55This is Bruegel's triumph of death
00:31:57Which depicts an army of the undead violently laying waste to humankind
00:32:02In scenes unlikely to be adapted into a Pixar movie
00:32:07It's terrifying to think that this actually happened
00:32:09We're lucky Bruegel managed to capture this image
00:32:12Before he too was captured by the skeletons
00:32:15In fact, I'm surprised he could paint at all
00:32:17My hands would have been shaking so much
00:32:20I'd have had my own eye out with a brush
00:32:24What the fuck is this?
00:32:28Well, it's a scene of imagination
00:32:32But it's not a scene that Bruegel would have actually witnessed
00:32:37I mean, but it could happen, couldn't it?
00:32:42No, it couldn't happen
00:32:44Misinformation is getting so sophisticated
00:32:46It's terrifying
00:32:49For years, morbid art like this depicted an ominous figure
00:32:53dispatching human souls with a scythe
00:32:56That's this man, the Grim Reaper
00:32:59Don't worry, I haven't gone mad
00:33:00It only looks like there's no-one there
00:33:02In fact, you won't be able to see the Grim Reaper at home
00:33:05Unless you're going to die within the next 24 hours
00:33:09What happens after death is the subject of huge debate
00:33:12Some think that after you die, you evolve into a ghost
00:33:16A sort of low-tech hologram made of haunted smoke
00:33:19Scientists say ghosts don't exist
00:33:21Even though they've been caught on camera loads of times
00:33:24Like in Poltergeist and Poltergeist 2
00:33:27And the remake of Poltergeist
00:33:29In fact, ghosts have been caught on camera more often than scientists have
00:33:34So who's real now?
00:33:36Shall we move on to more hardcore scientific stuff?
00:33:41OK, so ghosts
00:33:44When a human body dies, which hole does the ghost come out of?
00:33:49North or south?
00:33:52I don't regard ghosts as a hard scientific subject, I'm afraid
00:33:57Let me tell you something
00:33:59Don't dismiss it
00:34:01In 2021, my Aunt Carol got engaged to a man called Bob Collins
00:34:06But one day, he just vanished
00:34:09And cleared out a bank account
00:34:11And when she looked up the name Bob Collins
00:34:15She discovered he'd died in 1958
00:34:18He'd been a ghost all along
00:34:21Could it not just have been someone impersonating Bob Collins?
00:34:24No, no, there were photos of Bob Collins in 1958
00:34:27And he looked totally different
00:34:30Which proves he'd disguised himself so she wouldn't know he was a ghost
00:34:34You can't explain it, can you? It's terrifying
00:34:37Isn't the easy answer that he doesn't look like him because it's a different person altogether?
00:34:44No, it's a ghost
00:34:51Death, tragedy and suffering have always been part of human life
00:34:54Struggling with lives of ceaseless misery
00:34:56People began to wonder whether any kind of god exists at all
00:35:02But for centuries no one dared voice that suspicion
00:35:05In case god did exist and smited them shitless
00:35:10But that was about to change
00:35:12It's 1883 and German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche is hard at work in his study
00:35:19Putting his thoughts on paper
00:35:22Don't worry, he can't hear me
00:35:25He's about to write one of the most controversial
00:35:34Catchphrases in history
00:35:34He's about to write one of the most controversial catchphrases in history
00:35:39Three little words by the name of
00:35:42God is dead
00:35:44Nietzsche said god is dead didn't he
00:35:46And now he's dead himself
00:35:48Who's next?
00:35:50Did he name the killer before he died?
00:35:53Nietzsche, no
00:35:55I think he thought that
00:35:59People should realise that they had constructed a god
00:36:03That actually wasn't doing them as much good as they thought
00:36:06And people need to realise
00:36:09Not perhaps that he was dead but that he hadn't existed
00:36:12So he's saying that we killed him
00:36:16In effect
00:36:17But I wasn't even born
00:36:19No, yeah
00:36:20Nietzsche can fuck off
00:36:24Can we be sure god didn't kill himself?
00:36:27You know, because you never know what people are going through
00:36:32It's possible
00:36:35Nietzsche's proclamation that god was dead caused an intellectual firestorm
00:36:40As writers and thinkers debated the decline of religious authority
00:36:43In an increasingly secularised world
00:36:47107 years before the release of unrelated belgian techno anthem
00:36:51pump up the jam
00:37:07Pump up the jam
00:37:09Pump it up
00:37:10While your feet are stumping
00:37:12And the jam is pumping
00:37:13Look ahead the crowd are jumping
00:37:15Pump it up
00:37:17A little more
00:37:17Get the party going on the dance floor
00:37:19See, cause that's where the party's at
00:37:21And you'll find out if you do that
00:37:24I will walk
00:37:26A place to stay
00:37:27Get your booty on the floor tonight
00:37:29Make my day
00:37:32I will walk
00:37:33A place to stay
00:37:35Get your booty on the floor tonight
00:37:37Make my day
00:37:39Make my day
00:37:41Make my day
00:37:43Make my day
00:37:45Make my day
00:37:46Make my day
00:37:53But if Nietzsche was right and god is dead
00:37:56It means we've got no higher entities judging our lifestyles
00:37:59Except the people from the flat upstairs
00:38:02It could create a terrifying moral vacuum
00:38:04In which people feel free to behave atrociously
00:38:07Like they did in the entertainment industry of the 1970s
00:38:11And the 80s and the 90s
00:38:132000s 2010s and today
00:38:16Luckily moral guidance was on hand
00:38:18Thanks to the world of literature
00:38:24There were a lot of influential Russian writers in the 19th century
00:38:29Tolstoy, Dostoevsky, Turgenev, Turnover and Pushkin
00:38:33Who was best?
00:38:36I like Pushkin
00:38:37Yeah?
00:38:38Yes
00:38:39What about Turnover?
00:38:41Turnover
00:38:42Is
00:38:43What did he write?
00:38:45Oh, I don't know
00:38:46It's in the notes
00:38:50The main influential Russian writers were Tolstoy, Dostoevsky, Turgenev, Turnover and Pushkin
00:38:59It's all right if you've not heard of him it's fine
00:39:01You shouldn't be embarrassed
00:39:02I hadn't heard of him either
00:39:03Yeah, no, no
00:39:05This is one of the literary world's greatest moral thinkers
00:39:08Russian novelist Fyodor Dostoevsky
00:39:11Seen here enjoying himself at a party
00:39:14He wrote many books still not read to this day
00:39:16But his most celebrated work
00:39:19His absolute tour de France
00:39:20His unopened masterpiece Crimean de Punishment
00:39:24Crime and Punishment grapples with individual freedom
00:39:27The role of authority and the complexities of morality
00:39:31What would you give it out of ten?
00:39:34I'd give it nine, I think
00:39:36Nine
00:39:36Yeah
00:39:39Nine
00:39:41Punishment hasn't changed much since Dostoevsky's day
00:39:44Although incredibly in some countries if an offender's crime was really bad
00:39:48The authorities will actually cut their sentence short
00:39:51By killing them
00:39:53Capital punishment forces us to ask questions like
00:39:57Does it hurt?
00:39:58Are tickets available?
00:39:59And what's the view like from seat 6A?
00:40:02And also other more profound moral questions
00:40:05Why do we say people are facing the electric chair when they've got their backs to it?
00:40:10Well I think you're taking it too literally though
00:40:12What we mean by facing the electric chair is facing an inevitable death
00:40:18This is Waylon Jackalote the fourth
00:40:21In 2019 he skinned six people alive and was rewarded with his own Netflix documentary and a guest spot on
00:40:29death row
00:40:30And I'm delighted to say he's joining us right now
00:40:33So Waylon, you murdered six people
00:40:36Where did you get your ideas from?
00:40:39It's kind of tough for me to dwell on
00:40:41All I can say is the Waylon Jackalote that killed those folks was a different man to the one you
00:40:50see today
00:40:51So it wasn't you? You're innocent
00:40:54Well no ma'am, I killed them
00:40:56Oh thank God for that
00:40:59So have you been on death row before or is this your first time?
00:41:04First time
00:41:05You're facing the electric chair
00:41:07Aren't you worried about what's going to happen?
00:41:09I've made my peace with the Lord
00:41:12But I'm ready to meet him
00:41:13Yeah, but aren't you scared it'll hurt? It's millions of volts
00:41:17My mate Paul says you liver fries and your kidneys pop and your bowels go into reverse flow
00:41:23And shoot boiling shit up into your throat which chokes you
00:41:27Apparently it'd be genuinely more humane to just pay some of the other inmates to hold you down and physically
00:41:32pull your head off
00:41:37Anyway, um, best of luck
00:41:42Actually before you go
00:41:43Could you just do a quick promo thing for us into that phone?
00:41:47Could you say watch me die on kunk on life?
00:41:51It's for tiktok it's only short
00:41:54Watch me die on kunk for life
00:41:58On life, on life
00:42:01Watch me die on kunk on life
00:42:06There you go
00:42:07Wasn't hard was it?
00:42:10Why does the electric chair only do one person at a time?
00:42:14Could you have an electric bench that does about seven in one go?
00:42:18You probably could
00:42:20You definitely shouldn't
00:42:22Would be quicker though and you can do them in batches
00:42:24It would be quicker but we'd have to accept that the death penalty was a
00:42:28A sensible and useful thing to do and I don't accept that so
00:42:31Electrocuting people isn't very eco-friendly is it?
00:42:34Could we steam them to death instead?
00:42:37I'm sure there are other ways
00:42:41of administering the death penalty
00:42:43That might be more eco-friendly
00:42:46I think the preference would be to not do it at all
00:42:48In a just and moral society is it better to kill one innocent person than to save one innocent person?
00:42:56It's never going to be better to kill an innocent person I don't think
00:43:01Contemplating weighty big bummed life and death dilemmas in a godless universe
00:43:06Opens the door to nihilism and existentialism two of the hardest to spell concepts in philosophy
00:43:14So nihilism is the view that nothing absolutely nothing matters
00:43:21Why don't people mention the nihilists on their dating profiles?
00:43:25I went on a date with a bloke and 20 minutes in he said he was a nihilist
00:43:30And that because human existence is futile there was no point continuing with the date and he left
00:43:36And i had to pay was he a nihilist or just a prick?
00:43:40Probably both
00:43:42Yeah as i suspected
00:43:47Nihilism is the belief that life is meaningless and nothing is worth believing in except more nihilism
00:43:53Existentialism is the same as that but using longer words
00:43:57Who's the most famous existentialist in history?
00:44:02Probably jean-paul sartre
00:44:05Right see i just said it was et
00:44:09This is the first celebrity existentialist parisian writers jean-paul sartre and ringo
00:44:15Sartre saw things differently to everybody else partly because of his questioning mindset, but mainly because of those eyes
00:44:22I mean seriously you could probably see the back of his own ears with them or write two books at
00:44:27once
00:44:28That's why he was such a prolific author writing book upon book outlining his existentialist theories
00:44:34Decades before the release of unrelated belgian techno anthem pump up the jam
00:44:40Which you heard earlier
00:44:42Someone told me that cats are a good example of something that lives like an existentialist
00:44:47A good life for an existentialist if there is such a thing is a matter of
00:44:53Creating your own goals and values and sincerely following them for example my cat reacts to his environment
00:45:02Rather than just being dragged around by others. How do you know cats aren't thinking about their existence?
00:45:09They might be really anxious and when they say meow they're expressing their own pain like me ow
00:45:15Well cats have pain they don't behave in a way
00:45:20That seems to suggest a level of self-consciousness
00:45:24Cats lick their own bum holes don't they are all
00:45:28Existentialists supple enough to do that
00:45:31No
00:45:33Being overwhelmed with existential angst is part of being human
00:45:41Some of the greatest artists in history have tried to express the agony of the human condition
00:45:46And so have ones who could only pay as badly as this
00:45:50This is edward monk's the scream the first major existentialist statement to later become an emoji
00:45:57What inspired eddie monk to paint this?
00:46:00It was an experience he'd had walking with his friends
00:46:03But i've i've been on bridges and you don't find me painting about it
00:46:07How come we can't hear him is he on mute?
00:46:10No, it's nature that is screaming loudly and we all could hear nature screaming loudly
00:46:16So is this one of the few examples of a silent painting?
00:46:20All paintings are silent
00:46:22If edward monk knew we won't be able to hear it
00:46:25Why didn't he wait till this bloke's mouth was closed before painting him?
00:46:29It's just annoying
00:46:31I've noticed he's not moving either. Why is that?
00:46:33Because he's rooted to the spot by the
00:46:37Deep emotion he finds
00:46:38So it's a freeze frame of a painting
00:46:42It's it's a freeze frame of a mood
00:46:46Drew barrymore dies at the start of this painting doesn't she
00:46:49Do you know if they've got scream 2 in this gallery as well scream 2 yeah i'm afraid i don't
00:46:56know scream 2
00:46:56I mean this was based on the film wasn't it
00:46:59I don't think you'd seen the film it's it's a painting of of an experience he'd had
00:47:05But not a physical experience an emotional and psychological experience
00:47:10We paint our souls
00:47:12Why do we paint our souls?
00:47:15The more agonized and miserable the artwork the more people like it
00:47:19And no dead agonized artist is bigger than miserable redhead and own ear vandal vincenzo van beethoven goff
00:47:27As you can see from this photograph van goff actually resembled a painting in real life
00:47:32making a career in art inevitable
00:47:35several of his works such as sad flowers scary night and woofy mc poker i fetched millions at auction
00:47:4322 million 500 000 pounds for the last time
00:47:50This is one of his most famous works wheat field with crows
00:47:55At first glance it's a simple rural scene but look closer and you'll see it's actually very badly made
00:48:01Take these birds
00:48:04Apparently they're crows but it's impossible to know because there's no detail at all some are big some are small
00:48:11some have more wings than others
00:48:13Looking at this it's hard to believe van goff had actually even seen a crow or a wheat field or
00:48:20even held a brush before
00:48:23Look at those strokes
00:48:25They're sloppy. It's like he painted it wearing boxing gloves
00:48:29It's just not good enough. In fact, it's actively bad
00:48:33Van goff's life and by extension our world would have been improved if he'd never painted anything
00:48:39Not even a bog door in a home for the blind
00:48:42Anyway, that's my view. What do you think?
00:48:49Of course most people aren't miserable like van goff
00:48:52They're miserable like themselves
00:48:57They simply don't have time to channel their pain into artistic expression because they're too busy working
00:49:03And work is something we all learn to barely tolerate
00:49:07Ever since the earliest caveman went to work for the first cunt people have hated their jobs
00:49:13Partly because those jobs were awful
00:49:15For centuries most jobs involved manual labor
00:49:19Like logging heavy coal around and tilling the fields while someone sketched you for posterity
00:49:24But as our world gets more modern and full of old plastic and metal and stuff the nature of work
00:49:30has changed
00:49:30Now jobs are even worse which contributes to an ever-growing sense of hopelessness
00:49:37Humans have to work a lot don't they can work ever be truly rewarding
00:49:43Yeah, I think so
00:49:46What even for him
00:49:49All he does is hold a stick all day. There's no way that's rewarding or meaningful. There's no skill involved
00:49:57We wouldn't even need a machine to replace him just like a bracket and a standard do
00:50:02Can't be fulfilling in the slightest. He holds that stick more than he holds his loved ones
00:50:08If you think of the things he's missed out on just holding that fucking stick like a slave
00:50:14You don't get that time back, you know
00:50:18Wasted his life
00:50:25Very echoey in here, isn't it? Phil would have hated that
00:50:30Wouldn't he, Ian?
00:50:34You're next
00:50:36Can we have a minute for Atmos, please?
00:50:43Life itself can sometimes feel like a horrible burden from which there is no escape
00:50:48But luckily help is at hand
00:50:49That's why i've come to leading streaming platform streamberry
00:50:53To see how they help distract viewers from the bottomless misery of existence
00:51:00Here at streamberry we're passionate about providing our users with entertainment
00:51:04That speaks to them on a personal level about their needs
00:51:07Not just as a consumer but as a mammal
00:51:11We monitor our viewers emotional state at all times
00:51:15And we've discovered most of them are locked in a state of existential helplessness
00:51:20And i imagine you you want to fix that
00:51:22Yes that's why we launched a suite of programming aimed at viewers who have given up all hope
00:51:28Which is a hundred and sixteen percent of them
00:51:30These shows are grouped together into genre brackets that help despairing viewers locate content
00:51:35That really speaks to their mood
00:51:37We're currently seeing maximum growth in a category called standing on a ledge right now
00:51:42And what's that that's programming aimed at viewers standing on a ledge right now
00:51:47Usually watching on their phone
00:51:49Naturally we don't want them to jump that would negatively affect engagement
00:51:54And what's about the little ones is there anything for them
00:51:58Yes actually one of our newest releases is a show aimed at kids
00:52:02Standing on ledges
00:52:03Wow and i think we've got an exclusive preview of that right now
00:52:19Hey mister don't jump
00:52:21Why not
00:52:21Well
00:52:25Sometimes we all feel like life's lost its meaning
00:52:28But jump and that sidewalk will need careful cleaning
00:52:31And more to the point you just wouldn't survive
00:52:34Let me list you some reasons for staying alive
00:52:37Uh okay
00:52:39You'd miss out on nature in all of its wonder
00:52:43Like puppies and kittens and sunshine and thunder
00:52:46Your parents would miss you in sorrow they'd drown
00:52:49If your blinds from that legend went flat on the ground
00:52:56Jumping's no final
00:52:57Oh no chance of revision
00:53:00Most people who do jump we quit their decision
00:53:05Oh you cry
00:53:07To leave a great legacy stay in the game
00:53:12It's your beats just leaving a dent and a stain
00:53:20You've convinced me life is worth it
00:53:23I don't wanna die
00:53:25Oh be careful returning
00:53:27You don't wanna slip
00:53:29Oh well it's too late bye bye
00:53:39Well thanks Jackie that was really enlightening and streamberry seems fantastic
00:53:44Thank you
00:53:45Thank you
00:53:45Great
00:53:47Brilliant
00:53:48Thank you
00:53:50Yeah
00:53:54Still to come
00:53:55Will computers recode the meaning of life
00:53:58Will we ever be able to upload our souls to a computer
00:54:02I take a closer look at cloning
00:54:04If you clone twins
00:54:07Do you get two copies of one of them or one copy of both of them?
00:54:12Brian Cox gives a scientific view of the firmament
00:54:15Isn't it a waste of energy leaving the stars on at night?
00:54:18No
00:54:19But first time to contemplate our fate in a pitiless godless universe
00:54:25With god dead and existential despair all the rage
00:54:29It seemed humankind was all alone in the universe
00:54:33We were back to square one staring up at the night sky and wondering how it got there
00:54:38To find out we'd have to reopen the biggest cold case of all time
00:54:48The bible had claimed the universe was god's creation
00:54:52But now we knew that that was a lie we'd have to come up with a new implausible theory
00:54:59It's october the fifth 1923
00:55:02And astronomer edwin hobble is about to make an incredible discovery
00:55:08Peering through his telescope he becomes the first human to observe a cepheid variable star in a galaxy beyond our
00:55:15own
00:55:16Hubble raced home to tell his wife grace who had loyally supported him throughout his career
00:55:22I've done it he cried but in his voice instead of mine
00:55:26I fundamentally altered our concept of the universe
00:55:29Oh darling that's wonderful she replied her eyes shone with pride and they embraced
00:55:36As they kissed hungrily their excitement gave way to passion and they moved to the bedroom hurriedly shedding their clothes
00:55:46Flesh pressed on flesh
00:55:50As they explored each other's bodies with carnal abandon
00:55:55Together they steadily built towards a crescendo of ecstasy their faces contorting with bliss
00:56:19And a mutual orgasm shuddered through their bodies
00:56:25There they lay quietly entwined exhausted yet resplendent in the warm afterglow of their union
00:56:33And then hobble mopped up the damp patch with his vest
00:56:39Hubble's discovery paved the way for a groundbreaking theory about how our universe was formed
00:56:45A theory that still excites nerds to this day. Why do people say the universe came out of a big
00:56:51bag?
00:56:53I think you mean big bang
00:56:55A big bag that went bang?
00:56:57No, no just a big bang no bag
00:56:59Has anyone ever claimed responsibility for the big bang?
00:57:05It just happened
00:57:06So we're no nearer finding a culprit
00:57:10The big bang is a theory and like all theories no one understands it and if they come too close
00:57:16to working it out
00:57:17They're assassinated by the cia
00:57:20But if it did happen the big bang filled the universe with matter
00:57:25This is an atom it's so tiny you probably can't see it even if you're watching in 4k
00:57:31In fact, it's so small chances are I dropped it before we started filming
00:57:36You me and everything around us is made from these apart from this coat which is 100% cashmere
00:57:44What's the point of atoms?
00:57:46You know do we really need them or could we just do without?
00:57:49We do really need them because we are made of atoms everything in the world is made of atoms so
00:57:55Without them. We wouldn't be here. Are eyes made of atoms?
00:57:59Yes, because my mate paul did ketamine once
00:58:03And he said he started counting all the atoms in his eyes
00:58:07Then he tried to eat a towel and he ended up in hospital. Okay. Are my feet made of atoms?
00:58:14Yes, I mean I could save you the bother by
00:58:17It's everything you say everything stuff is made of atoms
00:58:22Are thoughts made of atoms?
00:58:23Well, no. Well, no thoughts. Well, there you go then. Okay, but okay
00:58:29You might think nothing smaller than atoms, but as usual you'd be wrong
00:58:33Incredibly atoms themselves are made of even smaller subatomic particles
00:58:38Scientists have spent literally decades attempting to explain why these are interesting to no avail
00:58:45Perhaps that's why deep underground near geneva they built a gigantic machine called the large hadron colander
00:58:53It smashes subatomic particles together
00:58:56Recreating the conditions of the big bang and i'm actually walking into it now
00:59:01Wearing a hard hat
00:59:03In case a proton falls on me
00:59:05So this is this is the actual large hadron colander
00:59:09So am I right in thinking that this might prove the existence of chakras within the human body no
00:59:16You're not interested in chakras?
00:59:18No in the same way. I'm not interested in ghosts
00:59:21But my aunt carol she can sense chakras in someone's body and she doesn't need any machines
00:59:28This could explode at any minute couldn't it no
00:59:30How fast are the protons in this thing though?
00:59:3599.9999999% the speed of light your sense of smell is faster, isn't it?
00:59:40No
00:59:41Well, how come that when someone's frying bacon and you walk in the kitchen
00:59:45You can smell it straight away before you've even seen it. Have you ever tried putting bacon in here?
00:59:53No
00:59:53Yeah, you should try it you might make quantum bacon
00:59:56Would that make it more interesting a little bit?
00:59:59Why would it be more interesting because what he's trying desperately i'm trying to help you out here
01:00:04I'm trying to like make it even slightly more interesting than it is
01:00:08But what it did was it detected
01:00:12a thing called the higgs particle without the higgs particle you
01:00:17Me and everything else that we know of in the universe none of those things would exist
01:00:22In 2012 the mega boffins at cern discovered something incredible the higgs bosom
01:00:29Because of its significance in explaining how our universe was made the higgs bosom is sometimes referred to as the
01:00:36god particle
01:00:37But it could also be called the Allah particle because we can't show you any pictures of it
01:00:43No less an authority than the man I just spoke to claimed it was the biggest scientific discovery in his
01:00:49lifetime
01:00:51I think this is the biggest scientific discovery in my lifetime and that it stood with the great scientific discoveries
01:00:56of all time
01:00:58And it stands with the great scientific discoveries of all time can the higgs boson rewind time no
01:01:07Can it tell when an earthquake is going to go off no
01:01:10Can it make food spicier it's just a particle it's like saying can an electron
01:01:18Tell when an earthquake is going to go on can it no
01:01:22Subatomic particles the tiniest things in existence can simultaneously exist in two different states at once
01:01:29Just like liam hemsworth who's sexy and boring
01:01:33In other words science moves in mysterious ways just like god does which was awkward because scientists had decided god
01:01:41didn't exist
01:01:42So they invented a whole new kind of science the science of things that don't make scientific sense
01:01:49And to make it sound official they gave it a clever name
01:01:53What is quantum physics
01:01:55Quantum physics
01:01:56Quantum physics is so quantum mechanics is our best theory of how the world works
01:02:01It describes everything that we've observed
01:02:04Other than gravity do mirrors run on quantum physics
01:02:09Run yeah
01:02:12As in well according to quantum physics mirrors shouldn't work they're a miracle
01:02:17That's not correct
01:02:19Quantum theory onyx proves there's infinite multiverses like in marvel films doesn't it
01:02:24That's one interpretation of the theory how many infinite multiverses are there
01:02:30If there were an infinite number of multiverses then the number of multiverses would be infinite
01:02:35See I think there's two hours and the one in mirrors
01:02:42Mirrors are windows into other universes aren't they no my mate paul says they run on quantum power
01:02:48And that's why you can see into an alternative dimension in which everything's the same as our realm but backwards
01:02:54What does paul do well?
01:02:56He worked in a tennis ball factory where he had to catch the tennis balls, but he was fired from
01:03:01that now. He's unemployed
01:03:07Sorry am I wasting your time yeah
01:03:13By the end of the 20th century science had tried to outdo religion by explaining creation
01:03:19unpicking the fabric of existence and discovering the god particle for its next trick it tried to emulate god himself
01:03:27By creating life the first ever thing to be cloned was dolly the sheep daughter of dolly the other sheep
01:03:35dolly became the most famous sheep in history although to be fair that's a low bar
01:03:40Of course cloning raises awkward questions about our sense of identity
01:03:45If I get copied am I still unique or is the clone me more unique because it's a clone which
01:03:52is cooler
01:03:53what makes me me and you you and our sauce and we we
01:03:58But rather than being replaced by clones it's more likely will be replaced by something else we created
01:04:05Computers which are becoming so clever. They might one day outsmart their masters
01:04:11Will a computer ever be clever enough to play chess?
01:04:15Computers are already clever enough to play chess really this is chess we're talking about yes
01:04:21years ago computers
01:04:23Overtook human beings at chess
01:04:25But do they know what all the pieces do like even the little horse ones yes
01:04:30But the horse ones move in random directions don't they there's no passing to it no no there is they
01:04:35they just move
01:04:37Two in one direction and one in the other so that all right did the computers work that out for
01:04:42us
01:04:43Not content with playing chess computers are getting better at emulating other more human less chess-like pursuits
01:04:50One of the first examples of ai was a piece of software called eliza which stands for something
01:04:56Eliza simulated a psychiatrist it would ask you how you were feeling and respond to your reply
01:05:01But it was basic you couldn't do everything a psychiatrist can do
01:05:05It couldn't walk around the desk or overcharge you start an affair with its secretary
01:05:09Cook an omelette or go
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01:09:22أني حصلت على بقاء حتى بقاءة
01:09:22من أن تتستطيع الاجتماد
01:09:23كما تنجح السمكون
01:09:24كما تنجح أن تتزغلت من سمك
01:09:26وأن لا تنجح الاجتماد
01:09:33لا تنجح ان تتمكن لها
01:09:36مهما كانت تذهبته لأسراء
01:09:40من ذلك السمارة
01:09:41حوالك نحن الاجتماد
01:09:42من ذلك السمارة
01:09:43تعالى.
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01:09:48حالياً.
01:09:49إذا لما فضعت مقابلت بضع مقابلت العملكات
01:09:52ستفرض مونها للقرب.
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