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00:02:33A bit nippy.
00:02:37It's nice though.
00:02:38Nice.
00:02:42Do you mind if I see it?
00:02:44Oh, nice.
00:02:45Thanks.
00:02:52I didn't realise I'm so steep.
00:02:55Yeah.
00:02:58Oh, this is nice, isn't it?
00:03:11What have we got there?
00:03:12Oh, jam sandwich.
00:03:13Oh, my brother hates jam.
00:03:20Oh?
00:03:20Yeah.
00:03:22When you were kids, he wants a whole jar.
00:03:25He was sick for two days.
00:03:26Two days.
00:03:27Yeah, I know.
00:03:28Two days.
00:03:30I don't mind it though.
00:03:38Do you want one?
00:03:41No.
00:03:42I, um...
00:03:44I, uh...
00:03:54Yeah, maybe.
00:03:55Oh.
00:04:00Cheers.
00:04:02Cheers.
00:04:03Cheers.
00:04:03Cheers.
00:04:06Mmm.
00:04:09Yummy.
00:04:09Yummy.
00:04:22I just want to say that I'm sorry.
00:04:26Arden?
00:04:27You seem quite nice, really.
00:04:29I didn't think you would be.
00:04:30Oh, right.
00:04:31I just oversaw myself out in the end.
00:04:33Right?
00:04:34I'm sorry.
00:04:35I don't think I quite understand.
00:04:37Ah!
00:04:37Ah!
00:04:39Ah!
00:04:40Ah!
00:04:41Ah!
00:04:43Ah!
00:04:45Ah!
00:04:47Ah!
00:04:48Ah!
00:04:48Ah!
00:04:49Ah!
00:04:50Ah!
00:04:52Ah!
00:04:54Ah!
00:04:56Ah!
00:05:05I said keep him talking, not eat his fucking breakfast!
00:05:14What is it?
00:05:16It's jam.
00:05:19Wank.
00:05:23Well, come on then!
00:05:25Come on then.
00:05:33Huh?
00:05:37Sorry.
00:05:38Sorry.
00:05:58Well, let's go on.
00:06:02It was pleasant and delightful on a midsummer's morn, where the green fields and meadows were buried in corn.
00:06:18And the blackbirds and thrushes sang on every green tree, and the larks they sang melodious at the dawning of
00:06:34the day.
00:06:35And the larks they sang melodious at the dawning of the day.
00:07:06Now, the small towns had some big speakers this fortnight, culminating this Sunday with the controversial secularist Professor Bill...
00:07:21It's pretty, isn't it? Reminds me of Hollywood. Do you see the bridge?
00:07:29A shame we didn't come up earlier, we could have had a wander, see what the festival's about.
00:07:36Did I do something wrong?
00:07:37He didn't do anything wrong.
00:07:39I hope he fucking rots.
00:07:51I'll stop for Burger King this time, alright?
00:08:03What?
00:08:04Fuck's sake!
00:08:07Yes!
00:08:07Alright!
00:08:10I didn't realise he was local.
00:08:12What?
00:08:13What?
00:08:14I didn't realise that he was from round here.
00:08:16He's not from round here, what are you talking about?
00:08:18Oh.
00:08:20He sounded it.
00:08:26What?
00:08:35Fuck!
00:08:38How?
00:08:39How?
00:08:40I don't know.
00:08:40I saw him coming out of the hotel.
00:08:42Fuck!
00:08:43Fuck!
00:08:43Well, look, just like him from behind.
00:08:46Yeah, but everybody looks like everybody from behind!
00:08:48No, not necessarily.
00:08:49That is...
00:08:51Fucking...
00:08:57Fuck!
00:08:58Fuck!
00:09:00Hello?
00:09:05We're still here.
00:09:07He's here?
00:09:08Yeah.
00:09:10Well, I...
00:09:21Okay?
00:09:22Cut.
00:09:25Cut.
00:09:27Cut.
00:09:27Cut!
00:09:27Cut.
00:09:27What?
00:09:27What?
00:09:46I'll watch T. We're staying. I thought the plan was. Plan's changed. Is he upset?
00:09:57We'll check into a hotel. And then what? And then nothing. We wait. He's coming here.
00:10:16It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Honestly, honestly. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me.
00:10:23It's fine.
00:10:25Everything's fine. Put your belt on.
00:10:35She's smoothing. She's smoothing. She's smoothing. She's smoothing. She's smoothing. She's sold my heart away.
00:10:47What the fucking festival price is my arse? What do you think we're teenagers again? Eh? What side do you
00:10:56want?
00:10:56I don't care. All right. I'll take that side. No, I want that one. Sure.
00:11:11I've got my fucking beads. Do you think he'll mind? What? That we killed the wrong one.
00:11:26It's all part of his plan. Sure. Still seems a bit mean, doesn't it?
00:11:32Tim, I'm praying. Sorry.
00:11:42That doesn't mean watch TV. Fucking spares. No. No. Look. Vic.
00:11:48Well, it's safe to say you've certainly ruffled some feathers. Have I? Few. I thought I was losing my touch.
00:11:53And you really can't understand why your book is offending so many people.
00:11:57Oh, sure. I can understand it. But that doesn't mean to say I have to care.
00:12:00I mean, I'm offended every day by the dogma peddled in churches and mosques up and down the country.
00:12:05But you don't see me issuing fatwares or burning effigies of Christ.
00:12:09Yes, but the point is... The point is this. My book deals with facts, with rational thought.
00:12:15Now, if that makes people so insecure about their supposedly omnipotent God to the point of offence,
00:12:21well, you'll excuse me, brethren. Arsehole. Fucking arsehole. Fucking arsehole.
00:12:25Fucking arsehole. Fucking arsehole.
00:12:27Pillow. Pillow. Fuck!
00:12:30Fuck!
00:12:33Fuck!
00:12:40Fuck!
00:12:43Fuck!
00:12:45Fuck!
00:12:48Fuck!
00:12:50Fuck!
00:12:51Fuck!
00:12:52Fuck!
00:13:04Fuck!
00:13:06Fuck!
00:13:06Fuck!
00:13:06Fuck!
00:13:07Fuck!
00:13:07Fuck!
00:13:07Fuck!
00:13:08Fuck!
00:13:22Careful, doesn't it?
00:13:27Hey.
00:13:30Do you laugh at me?
00:13:31Shut up.
00:13:32Sorry.
00:13:33Here you go, Jets.
00:13:35Cheers.
00:13:52Through our Lord, grant them joy in the eternal brightness.
00:13:59Amen.
00:14:04Go on then.
00:14:06No, I'm all right.
00:14:08Suit yourself.
00:14:16Time's coming.
00:14:18Afternoon.
00:14:18What do you want to do before sleep?
00:14:21I was thinking maybe you'd go for a wander.
00:14:24Just for a bit, you know.
00:14:25If you don't have to do anything.
00:14:28Rick.
00:14:33Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:14:37No, Vic, leave it.
00:14:38It's fine.
00:14:38Oh, my God.
00:14:40Oh, my God.
00:14:41Vic, it's fine.
00:14:42Come on.
00:14:44Oh, God.
00:14:45No, Vic.
00:14:46Vic, come on.
00:14:46You've said...
00:14:50One more time.
00:14:51What?
00:14:52Say his name.
00:14:53One more time.
00:14:54There's going to be a problem.
00:14:55Do you understand?
00:14:55I'm sorry.
00:14:56I think there must be some mistake.
00:14:57No, no.
00:14:59Mistake.
00:15:00He that blasphemes against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness.
00:15:04Blasphemes?
00:15:04I'm sorry.
00:15:05We didn't mean to offend you.
00:15:06You think you can laugh at us, eh?
00:15:08You think you can fucking laugh at us?
00:15:10No.
00:15:11No, I don't.
00:15:12My sister's a Roman Catholic.
00:15:14Come on, Vic.
00:15:14All right, let's go.
00:15:17Well, then let this be a warning.
00:15:24Yeah.
00:15:25Yeah, of course.
00:15:26Yeah.
00:15:42Jesus Christ.
00:15:43What did you just say?
00:15:44What the fuck did you just say?
00:15:47I'm in bed.
00:15:48All right.
00:16:10So, how do we begin to grapple with this notion of heroism?
00:16:14What makes our heroes heroic?
00:16:17Is it success?
00:16:18Or final victory?
00:16:20Not necessarily.
00:16:22Oedipus was the greatest king that thieves had ever seen until he wasn't.
00:16:26So, perhaps, then, heroism lurks somewhere between polarities, between good and evil, action and inaction.
00:16:36Milton has state and lament, which way I fly is hell.
00:16:41And it's this indecision.
00:16:48Action!
00:16:50Fuck.
00:16:52Light!
00:16:54Anybody?
00:16:57Can I get a ruddy light?
00:16:59Yeah, Mum.
00:17:06I'll have that off you, Trot.
00:17:08Right, Hodge.
00:17:09Yes, Mum.
00:17:10Hikers, who found him?
00:17:11Local?
00:17:12Yes, Mum.
00:17:13The Denneheys.
00:17:14Couple out walking the lab here.
00:17:16Their what?
00:17:17Their dog.
00:17:17Uh, walking their dog.
00:17:19Farm.
00:17:19Right, how long do you think he's been here?
00:17:21Uh, I'm not a coroner, Mum.
00:17:23I don't know.
00:17:24Just have a stab in the dark, love.
00:17:26Judging by the rigidity of his extremities.
00:17:29I'd say at least 12 hours.
00:17:31Right.
00:17:32So why did Jack and Jane bedpan only find him two hours ago?
00:17:35We've got something, Mum!
00:17:37Bring it down then, Frank.
00:17:38I'm not a fucking Sherpa.
00:17:39Fuck's sake.
00:17:41Hiking really is a wanker's pastime, isn't it?
00:17:43That said, our wanker looks like he came prepared.
00:17:46Pricey boots.
00:17:46Nice waterproof.
00:17:49Can't see an experienced walker tumbling 30 feet just because the weather picks up.
00:17:53So she decides an option?
00:17:54Cross.
00:17:55Here, Mum.
00:17:56We found it under the bench.
00:17:58Hi, Millie.
00:17:59Hiya.
00:18:00Frank, if you want to stick your dick in something, talk to the corpse.
00:18:02Yes, Mum.
00:18:04It looks like a bracelet.
00:18:05Shut it, Frank.
00:18:06Mum, have you seen the bruising round his neck?
00:18:10Oh.
00:18:13Fun.
00:18:52How'd you sleep?
00:18:53Fine.
00:18:56Yeah, it took me ages to nod off.
00:19:00You don't think you'll be looking for us, do you?
00:19:02Who?
00:19:03I don't know.
00:19:04Police?
00:19:05Get your fucking voice down, will you?
00:19:07Sorry.
00:19:16I don't want to go to prison.
00:19:17I'm not going to prison.
00:19:18Shut up.
00:19:20Anyway, even if we did, so what?
00:19:24Those are saints who went to prison.
00:19:25Didn't do them any harm, did it?
00:19:27Some twat, blows himself up,
00:19:29gets himself in the front of every fucking paper,
00:19:31maybe it's our turn, eh?
00:19:33They don't love God any more than we do, do they?
00:19:37No.
00:19:38No, so, if we do go to prison,
00:19:41and I'm not saying we will because we won't,
00:19:43but if we did,
00:19:46we'd be martyrs.
00:19:47Proper ones.
00:19:49There you go, see?
00:19:51Just stop thinking so much, all right?
00:19:55Good.
00:20:01Now,
00:20:03should we go and watch cartoons?
00:20:06What?
00:20:08I just thought maybe we could have a wander around town.
00:20:10Why?
00:20:11Just for a bit, you know?
00:20:13Don't think that's a good idea.
00:20:14This place doesn't seem that bad.
00:20:17Even Sodom had its good bits.
00:20:23All right, fine, you go.
00:20:25Just for a bit.
00:20:26Oi, listen.
00:20:27Be careful, yeah?
00:20:29Remember why we're here?
00:20:30good, eh?
00:20:38Bye, come on.
00:20:52As I came, as I came, as I came, as I came to standing, as I came to standing, as
00:20:58I came to standing, as I came to stand, 김, as I came to standing, 김, I heard the last
00:21:00thing.
00:21:23Hello. Hi. It's you. Is it? You were talking at the hotel last night. Oh, God, yeah, it is me.
00:21:30Sorry, I hope it wasn't too tedious. No, no, no, no, not at all. We had someone pull out last
00:21:34minute, so I got bullied into it. Oh. Anyway, nice of you to say hi. I'd better. Yeah, yeah, sure,
00:21:44sure. Um, who's Milton? Sorry? Well, you were talking about Milton last night, about Satan. John Milton, yeah, he's, um,
00:21:57he wrote Paradise Lost. It's a very long poem of
00:22:00about the Bible. Satan's the good guy. Whoops, I love. Well, then, uh, what about God? God is kind of
00:22:09like a judgmental dad, constantly shutting down everyone's party.
00:22:15That, uh, sounds a bit like my brother. Does it?
00:22:21So who else are you here to see other than me, obviously? Oh, I should have seen this.
00:22:28You know, I think that's for kids. Oh, right. Oops. But, you know, some good stuff. Do you want to
00:22:36come?
00:22:37You know what? Normally, I would, but I'm just about to meet a friend. Oh, sure. No worries. Okey-dokey.
00:22:43But I hope you enjoy it. Thanks. Bye, then. Bye.
00:22:58Hey! Hey, hold on.
00:23:13Why are you reading that?
00:23:16Er, he hasn't said anything in about eight minutes.
00:23:18No. Why are you reading that?
00:23:23He wanted to see what all the fuss was about.
00:23:25Well, there's just another jumped-up cock who thinks the world's waiting for his opinion.
00:23:31I've said it before. Do you know what? I'm going to say it again.
00:23:35This festival brings out the twats like nothing else.
00:23:39Are you sure there's a connection?
00:23:41What, a perfectly ordinary bloke?
00:23:43No debts, no dirty habits, loving wife.
00:23:46It's tossed off a bluff. The only weekend this place means anything to anyone.
00:23:49Yes.
00:23:50I think it might be a fat old coincidence.
00:23:53It's possible.
00:23:55Jesus.
00:23:56Hodge, you sound like my therapist.
00:23:59Praise be.
00:24:00Here he comes.
00:24:02Locked off.
00:24:04Morning, Martin.
00:24:05Oh, Christ. Before you ask...
00:24:06You got a message, then?
00:24:06Yes, I did get your messages.
00:24:08And no, I don't have time to talk about it,
00:24:09because if you haven't noticed, I'm trying to run a festival here.
00:24:12This is T.I. Hodge.
00:24:13Yes, I know.
00:24:14Millie used to babysit my daughter. Hello, Millie.
00:24:15Hi, Mr. Silver.
00:24:16How's it all going?
00:24:17Getting there.
00:24:18Your mum's been a great help sorting out that bunting.
00:24:19You see, you forget that you're the only person in Ilkley who somehow manages not to know anyone.
00:24:24Boo-hoo.
00:24:25Can you invite us in?
00:24:26No.
00:24:42Peter's mother put her arm around him suddenly and hugged him in silence for a minute.
00:24:46Then she said,
00:24:48Don't you think it's rather nice to think that we're in a book that God's writing?
00:24:53If I were writing the book, I might make mistakes.
00:24:57But God knows how to make the story end just right, in a way that's best for us.
00:25:02Do you really believe that, mother?
00:25:04Peter asked quietly.
00:25:06Yes, she said.
00:25:08I do believe it.
00:25:09Almost always.
00:25:11Except when I was so sad when I got married.
00:25:18Do you think you'll ever write a book?
00:25:20Oh, I have.
00:25:21Unfortunately, no one wanted to publish it.
00:25:24You can stand on the edges in this job, but if your name's not on the list, you're not getting
00:25:28in.
00:25:29Yeah.
00:25:31When I was 15, Bobby Rhodes wouldn't let me play in his treehouse.
00:25:36Oh, yeah?
00:25:36Yeah.
00:25:37How did that work out?
00:25:39Well, my brother broke his nose.
00:25:41Oh, you're not the average festival goer, are you, Tim?
00:25:46What do you mean?
00:25:47Well, you know, you don't exactly fit the type.
00:25:52What are you really doing here?
00:25:55I'm just, you know.
00:25:58Why don't you tease him?
00:25:58Why shouldn't you be here?
00:26:01All stories in the end, as my dad would say.
00:26:05That's why we tell him.
00:26:08Wow.
00:26:10Oh, that is fantastic, Margaret.
00:26:12Yes, we will make sure they're still and sparkling.
00:26:16All right.
00:26:17Yes, looking forward to it.
00:26:18Okay.
00:26:19Take care.
00:26:19Bye-bye now.
00:26:20Bye.
00:26:20Bye-bye.
00:26:22If they cut their hands, you do tricks as well.
00:26:24And for the Nobel winners, what do you want?
00:26:27Okay, right.
00:26:28Well, I want suspension of all festival events for the next 48 hours.
00:26:32You are joking.
00:26:34I mean, it's the final weekend, Louise.
00:26:37I mean, it's the biggest weekend in the bloody calendar.
00:26:40Yes, Martin, and there's been a bloody murder less than a bloody mile away.
00:26:43And the family has my deepest sympathies.
00:26:45They do.
00:26:46But I really don't see what that has to do with us, unless the police want to start deputising novelists.
00:26:52Don't be a smart-arse Martin, I'll twat you in the throat.
00:26:54Look, the reality is we've got 24 hours to find our man before our odds become considerably slimmer,
00:26:58so it would really help our lives if we didn't have a fucking carnival going on around us.
00:27:03You need a holiday, Louise.
00:27:05Get out of Yorkshire.
00:27:07Okay.
00:27:07All right.
00:27:08That's how you feel, Martin.
00:27:09Hey, hey.
00:27:09Perhaps Helen would like to know about this waiter you've been going around with.
00:27:15Italian, isn't he?
00:27:17Very exotic.
00:27:19Louise, Helen and I have been amicably separated for two years.
00:27:25Enrico is my fiancée.
00:27:28Look, I know this weekend means nothing to you, yeah?
00:27:31But it's our single largest tourism boost of the year.
00:27:34I've seen Jaws, Louise.
00:27:37Don't make me the mayor.
00:27:38John, Martin.
00:27:40I've seen Jaws as well.
00:27:41I am fucking Jaws.
00:27:43And you are this far away from getting slapped by my fish dick.
00:27:53Congratulations on your wedding, Mr Silver.
00:27:55Oh, thank you, Millie.
00:27:57Oh, and regards to your mother.
00:27:59I hope she's doing okay.
00:28:04Fish dick.
00:28:06Fish dick.
00:28:10What now?
00:28:11Follow him home.
00:28:12Post a shit through his letterbox.
00:28:15How about some breakfast?
00:28:16Fine.
00:28:20I mean, they're all at it.
00:28:21It was a golden age of children's literature.
00:28:24Right.
00:28:25I see.
00:28:30Oh, gosh, I've got to go.
00:28:31Oh, okay.
00:28:33Um, it was nice meeting you, Imelda.
00:28:37It was nice meeting you too, Kim.
00:28:39Bye.
00:28:39Oh, um, there's an end-of-fest party at the Bannister tonight.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:45You should come along if you want.
00:28:46Uh, yeah, um, maybe.
00:28:48Well, it starts at seven.
00:28:50And I promise not to talk about books.
00:28:57What?
00:29:09I'm a naughty little boy.
00:29:11I'm a naughty little boy.
00:29:12Oh, um...
00:29:12Tim!
00:29:13Sorry, sorry.
00:29:14Tim!
00:29:14Sorry.
00:29:14For fuck's sake!
00:29:15Oh!
00:29:17Don't look!
00:29:17Don't look!
00:29:20Knock!
00:29:24Hello?
00:29:27Hello?
00:29:29Naughty little boy.
00:29:30Where have you gone?
00:29:32Hello?
00:29:34Oh.
00:29:35Hi there.
00:29:37Hello?
00:29:38Yeah, um, he's, uh, he's just...
00:29:40Okay.
00:29:42I like your room.
00:29:45Uh...
00:29:47Let's go.
00:30:00Let's go.
00:30:12There you go, love.
00:30:15Right, what can I get for you, love?
00:30:17Oh, no, um, I think...
00:30:18Eddie, it's all right.
00:30:19No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, please.
00:30:21Oh, jeez.
00:30:22Sausage softie, please, Tina.
00:30:24And a black coffee.
00:30:25Coming up, one sausage!
00:30:27Any news on that dead bloke, Millie?
00:30:29Nothing yet.
00:30:31And his wife come down this morning and identify the body.
00:30:33Oh, poor hen.
00:30:35It went from Hockney, wasn't it?
00:30:37I don't know.
00:30:38Do something like that.
00:30:40It's awful.
00:30:41Whoever it is, we'll get them.
00:30:42Yeah.
00:30:43Throw away the key and let them rot.
00:30:45And for you, love.
00:30:47Oh, um, a, uh, bacon sandwich and an orange juice, please.
00:30:52Coming up, one bacon!
00:30:54I'll get that coffee for you, Millie.
00:30:58Here for the festival?
00:31:01Yeah.
00:31:02Business or pleasure?
00:31:04Business.
00:31:05Pleasure.
00:31:07Business and pleasure.
00:31:09Oh, you're a writer.
00:31:12Yeah.
00:31:13Well, I'd better keep an eye out of you and Hunter.
00:31:16Mm-hmm.
00:31:17Right, there you go then.
00:31:19Oh, cheers to you then.
00:31:22Oh, enjoy the festival.
00:31:24See you around.
00:31:43Tim.
00:31:49Tim.
00:31:51Yeah.
00:31:52Look, in the hotel, I wasn't...
00:31:55It's all right.
00:31:58You don't have to.
00:32:06How was your walk?
00:32:08It's fine.
00:32:13What if we didn't...
00:32:15What?
00:32:18Hurt anyone else.
00:32:21I'm not saying I don't want to.
00:32:22I do.
00:32:23I just want to be sure.
00:32:24Tim.
00:32:25No, I mean...
00:32:26Sure that it's definitely the right thing.
00:32:28Tim is here.
00:32:43Ah, my boys.
00:32:47What will we do with you, eh?
00:33:00So, who wants to start?
00:33:04Victor?
00:33:07We're...
00:33:08We're so sorry.
00:33:10Well, that's very gracious of you, Victor.
00:33:12Very gracious.
00:33:14But you don't suppose I travelled all this way for an apology, do you?
00:33:19Or perhaps you thought I'd just make you say ten Hail Marys and everything would sort itself out.
00:33:26Hmm?
00:33:29I don't think so.
00:33:31Do you?
00:33:35Well!
00:33:37It was my fault, Father.
00:33:39Good, Timothy.
00:33:40Now we're getting somewhere.
00:33:41No, it wasn't...
00:33:42Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:33:43That's enough from you, Victor.
00:33:44I'm talking to your brother.
00:33:45Go on.
00:33:47Well, I made a mistake.
00:33:48Yeah, you did, didn't you?
00:33:51A rather big mistake.
00:33:53Yes, Father.
00:33:57And?
00:33:59How do you suggest we fix this rather big mistake?
00:34:06I don't know.
00:34:10You don't know.
00:34:12You don't know.
00:34:22I'm sorry.
00:34:23Yeah, all right, now.
00:34:23We're back to apologies.
00:34:25I didn't bring you up to be sniveling pigs, did I?
00:34:28I brought you up to be kings.
00:34:33But we all fall short in the glory of God.
00:34:37Though your sins be like scarlet, they shall be white as snow.
00:34:43We'll make it up to you.
00:34:45I know you will, boys.
00:34:48I know you will.
00:35:00What's cooking?
00:35:01Good looking.
00:35:02Good afternoon.
00:35:03How can I help?
00:35:03Detective Inspector Brough, this is T.I.
00:35:05Hodge.
00:35:06I need a record of everyone who's checked in over the last two days.
00:35:09I'm not sure I am.
00:35:10Let me just call the manager.
00:35:12Oh.
00:35:13That won't be necessary, sweet son.
00:35:15We don't rub well with bureaucracy, do we, Hodge?
00:35:19Now, be a good boy and start printing, yeah?
00:35:24Anything stand out on that list?
00:35:26A few families.
00:35:27A lot of folk on their own.
00:35:29Are we really going to knock on every door?
00:35:31You got a better idea?
00:35:33No.
00:35:35Hey, look at that.
00:35:36I've got Professor Huckley staying here tonight.
00:35:38Oh, yeah.
00:35:39Let's start with him, then.
00:35:40Look, he might sign your text.
00:35:43So, this time you must be certain, absolutely certain, there's no room for error.
00:35:49Where do we know for sure that he'll be, eh?
00:35:55Well, at the talk.
00:35:57Good, Timothy.
00:35:58Very good.
00:35:59At the talk, yes.
00:36:02I think that's an excellent idea.
00:36:04Why not let the world see God's wrath made plain?
00:36:09But then, er...
00:36:10What?
00:36:11But then how would we get away without everyone seeing us?
00:36:16Whoa.
00:36:22I remember the day I took you in, like Moses in the basket, except you didn't even have
00:36:28a basket, did you?
00:36:30You poor, sweet boys.
00:36:32And I was willing, wasn't I?
00:36:34To clothe you, teach you, love you.
00:36:37And what have I asked in return, eh?
00:36:41What have I only ever asked, Timothy?
00:36:46For our love.
00:36:48For your love, yes.
00:36:51But love wants sacrifice, not just obedience, Timothy.
00:36:58You won't forsake me now, will you?
00:37:02You'll be a good boy, yes?
00:37:09Splendid.
00:37:12So, we'd better start making arrangements before our distinguished professor's arrival.
00:37:24Afternoon.
00:37:25We're looking for Professor Oxley.
00:37:27Er, he's not arrived yet.
00:37:28Can I help?
00:37:29Detective Inspector Brough.
00:37:30This is T.I.
00:37:31Hodge.
00:37:31We're investigating a crime in the area.
00:37:33Right.
00:37:34Yeah, we're just, er, carrying out some routine checks.
00:37:36Well, like I say, the professor's not here.
00:37:38Have a nice day.
00:37:39Actually, I've got your sleep, Tar.
00:37:41You haven't noticed anything unusual on your cleaning rounds, have you?
00:37:46My cleaning rounds.
00:37:49Oh, I, yeah.
00:37:50Sorry, I just assumed...
00:37:51She honestly didn't mean anything by this.
00:37:53No, I'm sure she didn't.
00:37:55I'm here to welcome the professor as part of the festival committee, but I do have five minutes if you'd
00:37:59like me to shine your shoes, or...
00:38:01We're very sorry to disturb you.
00:38:02Have a lovely day.
00:38:06Oops.
00:38:09All booked.
00:38:10Old library tomorrow, two o'clock.
00:38:12Good.
00:38:13Very good.
00:38:14Right, but what if there's security?
00:38:17How am I going to get near him if there...
00:38:18Timothy, would you pass me my bag?
00:38:26Put it here.
00:38:47This was my father's.
00:38:49Great man, valiant man, sort of man.
00:38:53That doesn't exist anymore.
00:38:55Why is there being my mother for so long?
00:38:57I'll never know.
00:38:59Cowardly woman.
00:39:01Timothy, come here.
00:39:02Father, I think...
00:39:03Victor, be a good boy.
00:39:05Make me another cup of tea.
00:39:06Come on.
00:39:07All right, now, give me a hand.
00:39:13All right, now, give me a hand.
00:39:14Hey, hey.
00:39:15Timothy.
00:39:19Hey, come on.
00:39:19He's not going to bite you.
00:39:22Now, you make sure that this is pulled right back.
00:39:27Yes?
00:39:28And you can see the bullet in the chamber, do you see?
00:39:31Now, it's very simple.
00:39:33When the time comes, you just take a big, big breath and squeeze.
00:39:41Jesus, what a waste of an afternoon.
00:39:43What now?
00:39:44I'll carry on.
00:39:45You take the Grand Lodge, I'll try the lamp.
00:39:47Not live.
00:39:48Nope.
00:39:49Why are you telling me this?
00:39:50Yeah, because if anything should happen, anything at all,
00:39:55I need to know that you'll be ready.
00:39:57Do you understand?
00:39:59But...
00:40:00Timothy, you're weak.
00:40:02And God wants to be your strength.
00:40:06Surrender to him, and he will show himself strong.
00:40:11I don't want to.
00:40:14Excuse me.
00:40:18Afternoon.
00:40:19I need to conduct a search of the premises.
00:40:21I mean, I can't.
00:40:23I can't do it.
00:40:24I'm sorry.
00:40:24You are just so begging me.
00:40:27No, I'm not.
00:40:27I just...
00:40:28I don't see why.
00:40:29Be very careful, Timothy.
00:40:31Very careful.
00:40:32Remember who you're speaking to.
00:40:35I molded you out of nothing.
00:40:39Every sermon, every scrap of clothing, every lash.
00:40:43That was me.
00:40:44Do you understand?
00:40:45And now I'm asking for your protection.
00:40:49I have been meek.
00:40:50I have been guided, haven't I?
00:40:52But now they say we must close our church.
00:40:55Leave our home.
00:40:56Well, enough is enough.
00:40:58We shan't bite our tongues anymore.
00:41:01We shan't let them laugh at us.
00:41:02Humiliate us.
00:41:03Right.
00:41:03That's all the same.
00:41:04Saul hath slain his thousands.
00:41:07David has tens of thousands.
00:41:09And I am asking you for only one.
00:41:11You understand?
00:41:12Just one.
00:41:13Take it.
00:41:13Please, sir.
00:41:14Take it.
00:41:15Take it.
00:41:16Wait.
00:41:16Wait.
00:41:19Don't do that.
00:41:22Don't do that.
00:41:27I'll do it.
00:41:31Please, I'd like to.
00:41:33Really.
00:41:40There.
00:41:43There.
00:41:44See?
00:41:46Now everybody's happy.
00:41:51Everybody's happy.
00:41:53Hello?
00:41:54Please, can you open up?
00:42:02I can hear someone in there.
00:42:04Can you open up, please?
00:42:11Hello, my dear.
00:42:13Oh.
00:42:14Oh, can I help?
00:42:15Sorry to disturb you, Father.
00:42:16I'm just looking for a Victor and Timothy Walker.
00:42:23You either of those?
00:42:24No.
00:42:25Have they done something wrong?
00:42:28No, no.
00:42:29Not necessarily.
00:42:29It's just they're the names that the room's booked under.
00:42:32Oh, come on.
00:42:34I understand.
00:42:35They're my boys.
00:42:36They booked the room for me.
00:42:37I can't get my head around this modern technology.
00:42:40Right, so you're saying that they booked this room for you under both of their names, yes?
00:42:45Is that a problem?
00:42:47No, no.
00:42:48No problem.
00:42:52Do you mind if I come in, Father?
00:42:54Come in?
00:42:58You're old.
00:42:59No, no.
00:43:00Of course.
00:43:00Come in.
00:43:01Come in.
00:43:10Come in.
00:43:12No, no.
00:43:13Of course.
00:43:13Come in.
00:43:14Come in.
00:43:16In fact, that's the kettle just boiled.
00:43:19How about we have a chat over a cup of tea?
00:43:22It's funny, though.
00:43:23Just before you knocked, I was thinking about that passage.
00:43:26What is it?
00:43:27Matthew 5.
00:43:28Blessed are the peacemakers, Father.
00:43:31They shall be called the sons of God.
00:43:33Daughters, in your case, of course.
00:43:35Are you religious yourself?
00:43:36Nope.
00:43:37Well, then maybe a chat will be good.
00:43:39But if you'll forgive me for saying, you seem to be carrying some pain.
00:43:44That must be exhausting.
00:43:47Actually, do you know, I must be going out.
00:43:49I've got a lot of room to get through.
00:43:50You understand, Father?
00:43:50So, um...
00:43:51Are you sure I can't tempt you?
00:43:53Uh, maybe next time.
00:43:54Well, I hope you find what you're looking for, officer.
00:43:58Good night.
00:44:04Two o'clock tomorrow.
00:44:05As the applause rises,
00:44:08let them see the decrepitude of their idolatry.
00:44:14Good.
00:44:17Now, how shall we spend our evening?
00:44:19Dushing a ship in the school,
00:44:21and I just go away.
00:44:36Oh, it's a great day.
00:44:38What's up, please?
00:44:42Oh, is it wet?
00:44:43Get!
00:44:44Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:44:47Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:45:23I'm just I'm gonna just
00:45:28Oi, ay, ay, ay, ay. Let him enjoy his final night.
00:45:41You all right?
00:45:42Oh, you know, surviving. Any major breakthroughs?
00:45:47I won't pull back first, dear. The wind might change.
00:45:49So what now?
00:45:50Oh, I don't know.
00:45:52Maybe we should wrap up for the night.
00:45:53Call it in. Get Scotty Yard here first thing.
00:45:55No, I don't let them bastards have it.
00:45:58The killer's here. I can feel it.
00:46:01Hey, it's you.
00:46:03Er, yes, hi.
00:46:05You here for the party?
00:46:06Sorry?
00:46:07The banister?
00:46:09Sort of, yeah.
00:46:11Fun.
00:46:14Goodbye.
00:46:15See ya.
00:46:17A bunch of knobheads, a lot of them.
00:46:19I thought they seemed nice.
00:46:21You would.
00:46:22All right, sweetheart, let's get you off.
00:46:24It's okay, I don't mind.
00:46:25No, no.
00:46:26I know what you girls are like without your beauty sleep.
00:46:29Drop me back at the office.
00:46:30Lucky me.
00:46:31I'll wrap up for the night.
00:46:34Tomorrow's ours!
00:46:35I know it!
00:46:54Hello.
00:46:55I need to speak to Imeldo.
00:46:58It's a party.
00:46:59Okay, can I get a name?
00:47:00Tim.
00:47:02Tim.
00:47:03Tim.
00:47:05Yeah.
00:47:05I'm afraid it's invite only here, Tim.
00:47:08Erm, you might be better off down the road.
00:47:09Tim?
00:47:10You made it.
00:47:12Hello.
00:47:13It's all right.
00:47:14No idea is with me.
00:47:15How are you?
00:47:15I need to talk to you about something.
00:47:17Yeah, sure.
00:47:32I'm afraid bullshit is a lingua franca here.
00:47:34Come on.
00:47:37Imelda, there's something going on that I need to talk to you about.
00:47:39Something bad is going to happen.
00:47:42I need to talk to you about it.
00:47:42Ah, there she is.
00:47:43Where have you been hiding?
00:47:45Take a deep breath.
00:47:47I'm just making sure everything comes.
00:48:04Tim?
00:48:08Sorry.
00:48:09He's one of your followers.
00:48:10Not literally, I heard.
00:48:12So what do you do, Tim?
00:48:15I'm, erm, a warden at the church.
00:48:19I do the gardens as well sometimes.
00:48:21Gosh, Imelda, I think you've put yourself a live one.
00:48:24Fabian, I do apologise.
00:48:25My friend here is obviously unschooled in the art of tact and tolerance.
00:48:29Tim, I'm so sorry.
00:48:30I didn't realise.
00:48:31That's all right.
00:48:32I think I'm just going to...
00:48:32No, no, no, don't.
00:48:33Come on, please stay.
00:48:34They're all idiots anyway.
00:48:35Yes, yes, do stay.
00:48:36Fabian was only teasing.
00:48:37We can get you a drink.
00:48:46In fact, perhaps there's something you could help me with.
00:48:50I'm having particular difficulty with a passage in 1 Corinthians.
00:48:54And then the end will come when he hands over the kingdom to God after he has destroyed all authority.
00:49:05Now, do you not think there's an inherent contradiction in destroying all authority whilst handing back power to an omnipotent
00:49:13God?
00:49:13Because the only way I can rectify it in my head, and granted I won't be as read up on
00:49:17this as you, but in order to make sense of it at all, God the Father will have to face
00:49:23eradication, which I presume means pressing the self-destruct button behind the immovable boulder.
00:49:30That's just a joke, but there is something wonderfully nihilistic in it that God should judge himself so severely to
00:49:37the point of destruction.
00:49:38But I have to admit, that's the kind of God I can really get behind. What do you think?
00:49:48You know what? I think you might be in the wrong group after all, chum.
00:49:58Tim, Tim, where are you going?
00:50:08Idiot!
00:50:09Idiot!
00:50:40Idiot!
00:50:44Idiot!
00:50:46Idiot!
00:50:47Idiot!
00:50:50Idiot!
00:50:53Idiot!
00:50:55Oi!стати
00:50:57you okay?
00:50:58Enjoying my final night.
00:51:12Where is he?
00:51:15Asleep. I don't have to worry about you, do I?
00:51:19No. No, you don't.
00:51:23I'm sorry, I...
00:51:28I'm back now.
00:51:30Yeah?
00:51:31Yeah.
00:51:35I don't want anyone laughing at us, Vic.
00:51:39They won't. I won't let them.
00:51:44Just wish everything wasn't so complicated.
00:51:51It's okay to doubt.
00:51:54You know?
00:51:56I doubt too, sometimes.
00:52:01I thought I saw him.
00:52:03Sitting in a restaurant.
00:52:05The bloke that we...
00:52:09That I...
00:52:13I wanted...
00:52:15To tell him I was sorry.
00:52:19Tell him...
00:52:21It was a mistake.
00:52:23Because...
00:52:25Didn't he look just like Dad?
00:52:30Hey.
00:52:33Hey.
00:52:37It's alright.
00:52:41It's alright.
00:52:52I always look after us, you know that.
00:52:56Yeah. Yeah, I know that.
00:53:01Come on.
00:53:02May?
00:53:03Let's go to bed.
00:53:06Come on.
00:53:09Here we go.
00:53:14Here we go.
00:53:15Don't wake him. Don't wake him.
00:53:16No.
00:53:34Vic?
00:53:36Yeah?
00:53:38Do you ever wish that we could go home?
00:53:47I really love you, Tim.
00:53:55I really love you too.
00:54:00Till tomorrow.
00:54:19There were three ravens sat on a tree, down and down, hey, down and down, hey, down and down.
00:54:32And one of them said to them is,
00:54:36Where shall we our breakfast take?
00:54:40With a down, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, down and down.
00:54:45They flew away slowly, early.
00:54:49Down and down, hey, down and down.
00:54:53Pastures knew in search of fear with a down.
00:54:58Behind the storm.
00:55:00Behind the time much-not learn thorn,
00:55:02Spring came next plus slow.
00:55:05Our wills go down, down and down,
00:55:07Derry, dairy, dairy, dam, down, down.
00:55:10Down in yonder Greenfield,
00:55:14Down and down, hey, down and down
00:55:18There lies a knight slay under his shield with a down and down
00:55:25Down where comes a fellow too, great with young as she might go, with a dove, derry, derry, derry, down,
00:55:36down.
00:55:56What's that?
00:56:05Glorious, isn't it?
00:56:08Perfect day.
00:56:11I've still got to do a second coat of varnish on the pews.
00:56:15Supposed to do it when I got back.
00:56:17Oh, there'll be time.
00:56:24No, you better get going.
00:56:26Don't want to be late.
00:56:30You're...
00:56:32You're not coming.
00:56:34Me? No.
00:56:36Martyrdom is a young man's game.
00:56:39I've placed my trust in you both.
00:56:42Just as the Lord has placed his trust in the three of us.
00:56:49Alright.
00:56:55I love you both.
00:56:58Good luck.
00:57:08I think I'm going to walk.
00:57:11Fine.
00:57:12I've got everything in.
00:57:15GN-
00:57:15For the sake!
00:57:22R Sonic.
00:57:26As I came.
00:57:28As I came.
00:57:29As I came.
00:57:30As I came.
00:57:31As I came.
00:57:36As I came.
00:57:40I'm gonna love, see me see.
00:57:43Bill.
00:57:44This is the man I was after.
00:57:45Very much looking forward to today.
00:57:47I was just wondering if there was anything you wanted me to say in particular in your introduction.
00:57:53Why don't you do your thing and I'll do mine.
00:57:56Yes, of course.
00:57:57Yes.
00:57:59Well, break a leg.
00:58:04Don't break a leg.
00:58:10Ladies and gentlemen, please can you have your tickets ready?
00:58:30All right, thank you.
00:58:32Next.
00:58:37All right, thank you.
00:58:38Next.
00:58:41Yeah, let me help you.
00:58:43Oh, that's very kind of you.
00:58:46Move your arms out, sir, please.
00:58:57Give me a check of your pockets, sir.
00:59:06The whole bloody thing's made of metal, you retard.
00:59:13All right, okay, go through.
00:59:15All right, let's go through it.
00:59:19Next.
00:59:21Put your arms out, please.
00:59:23All right, thank you.
00:59:26Next.
00:59:34All right, next.
00:59:42Now, let's go.
00:59:43Hold on, I wait.
00:59:53All right.
00:59:55Hello, let's go to the good seats.
01:00:08I think I'm just going to head home.
01:00:12We don't have to do this.
01:00:13Don't be silly. That's the job.
01:00:15Um, look, why don't you go on and I'll just...
01:00:18We're almost there.
01:00:22I just wanted to...
01:00:24Um...
01:00:25How bad is that?
01:00:37Excuse me.
01:00:39Excuse me.
01:00:41Oh, thank you.
01:00:53I'm surprised you still came today after last night.
01:00:57Yeah, well, you know.
01:00:59I'm sorry I shouldn't have left you.
01:01:03You and Huxley seem quite...
01:01:06Yeah, I know.
01:01:08Worst kept secret on the festival circuit.
01:01:11Anyway, it's irrelevant now.
01:01:13Relevant?
01:01:15Yeah, I have this incredible epiphany that if something feels wrong, don't do it.
01:01:30Well, ladies and gentlemen, thank you all for coming.
01:01:33It's wonderful to see so many of you here.
01:01:35Yes, even you, David.
01:01:38Um, as the festival draws to a close, it is with great pleasure that I introduce our keynote speaker.
01:01:45He's a man who, frankly, he's a man who, frankly, needs no introduction.
01:01:49But I'm going to give him one anyway.
01:01:57A human juggernaut of wit and intellect, and one of the few moral authorities in an increasingly terrifying world.
01:02:06So, without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together and give a very warm welcome to the
01:02:13one and only Professor Bill Huxley.
01:02:30Thank you, Martin.
01:02:33I'm positively blushing.
01:02:36Well, I must say I'm rather humbled by how undaunted my readers seem to be, considering that everyone thinks I'm
01:02:42going to be blown up.
01:02:44Personally, I take that as a compliment.
01:02:47Anyway, enough of the sentimentality.
01:02:49Obviously, we've got work to do.
01:02:54Good morning, Ilkley.
01:02:56Rise and shine for another beautiful day in Yorkshire.
01:02:59Of course, we've got Professor Bill Huxley here.
01:03:02Who's next, please?
01:03:03Yeah, hi.
01:03:04I need a 25 minute of your time.
01:03:05I think we were first back too late.
01:03:06I think we were first back too late.
01:03:07All right.
01:03:08I don't think you were.
01:03:09But my son's been waiting for 20 minutes.
01:03:11I really need to go.
01:03:13Well, maybe your son needs to learn that the universe doesn't owe him anything.
01:03:15It's lucky he's got shoes on his feet.
01:03:17He's not being sex trafficked halfway across Thailand.
01:03:20Excuse me.
01:03:21Excused.
01:03:21Oh, yeah.
01:03:22Yeah, I need 25 minute of lift.
01:03:28Remind me why we're in Weatherby.
01:03:30Only place open on a Sunday night.
01:03:33Ah.
01:03:39We've finished that, yeah?
01:03:41Pretty much.
01:03:42Worth it.
01:03:42I don't see why he has to be such a massive prick about the whole thing.
01:03:45Oh, look at you, tough nut.
01:03:48I just think you should be careful what you're ripping down before you know exactly what it
01:03:51holds up.
01:03:52Come on, Hodge.
01:03:53You're lost on this profession.
01:03:54You should join the nunnery, do you?
01:03:57You've definitely got the arse for it.
01:03:59I'll take that as a compliment.
01:04:00Yeah, I do.
01:04:01Nuns at my school, the best buttocks I've ever seen.
01:04:04You're a Catholic?
01:04:06No, of course I'm not a fucking Catholic.
01:04:08Do I look like a ruddy Catholic?
01:04:10No.
01:04:11God.
01:04:12Jesus.
01:04:12Do you think I'd let some bloke in a dress moan at me for three hours?
01:04:16Enough of that from the chief super.
01:04:18Mind you, they all start to roll into one, don't they?
01:04:20Look.
01:04:21They start to look the same.
01:04:23Won't argue with that.
01:04:26By the way, I don't suppose Lab have got back with results on that bracelet?
01:04:31Mum.
01:04:34What is it, Mum?
01:04:37It's not a bracelet.
01:04:40What?
01:04:41It's not a fucking bracelet.
01:04:44How do you mean?
01:04:45They're beads.
01:04:46They're fucking prayer beads.
01:04:48I don't get it.
01:04:49What time's his talk?
01:04:50Who?
01:04:51Huxley.
01:04:51His talk.
01:04:52What time, what time?
01:04:53Two.
01:04:54Bollocks, right.
01:04:54How quick are you going to get back into town?
01:04:58Hiya.
01:04:58I need to speak to Martin Silver ASAP.
01:05:01Roger, you've got to put your foot down.
01:05:02Get your message.
01:05:02We might be in trouble.
01:05:03And he said, bye, lady, bye.
01:05:06There's no way you can hide.
01:05:08For the lost will still be your love and he will lay your pride.
01:05:12I often have the accusation.
01:05:17Pure sensationalist.
01:05:18Said and done to sell books and make headlines.
01:05:22Please don't forget.
01:05:23I only wish to seek the undeniable empirical order of things.
01:05:29Not to divide society, but to improve our lot.
01:05:34Yeah, well, you can tell, Martin, if he doesn't follow me back in the next two minutes, I'm going to
01:05:38string him up by the bollocks and then I'm going to thresh him like a fucking piñata.
01:05:43Yes, a Mexican paper animal full of sweets.
01:05:46Because ultimately there is no justice for the everyday hero.
01:05:50In reality, religion does not convey immortality upon its partisans, but only on those that spread it.
01:05:57All men throughout the history of our various civilizations who have used a false god to justify torture, rape, genocide,
01:06:08the oppression of women and homosexuals.
01:06:10These are the men that religion makes immortal.
01:06:12Not the martyrs, quite the contrary.
01:06:15Immortality is reserved for history's greatest villains.
01:06:19Liar!
01:06:20You're a liar and a fraud!
01:06:22Shame on you!
01:06:23For if we go on sinning willfully, after receiving the knowledge of the truth, we shall not be forgiven for
01:06:31our sins!
01:06:32Get off me!
01:06:33Get off me!
01:06:34Ah, there goes one of them now.
01:06:35I do not.
01:06:40I do not.
01:06:41Continue.
01:06:42Hello, Brandon!
01:06:43Could you fucking move?
01:06:46Right!
01:06:47No, man!
01:06:49Right, man!
01:06:50Where, then, does that leave us in relation to morality?
01:06:56If we reject the notion of a prime mover, are we therefore amoral?
01:07:02Absolutely not.
01:07:03To suppose that without ethical laws impressed upon us by some deity, that we would be unable to discern between
01:07:11right and wrong is at best childish and, at worst, utterly shameful.
01:07:16Go!
01:07:16Go!
01:07:17Go!
01:07:17Go!
01:07:18Go!
01:07:19Go!
01:07:19Go!
01:07:19We must be accountable for our actions and for the decisions from which they derive.
01:07:26We cannot hide beneath a safety blanket, letting ourselves be dictated to by some dusty book, unless, of course, it's
01:07:34one of mine.
01:07:37I'll end with this.
01:07:39The comforts we take for granted every day, shelter, tools, nutrition, these were gifted to us by science, not mysticism.
01:07:52Why, then, won't we trust science when it comes to morality?
01:07:56To be here in Oakley, where Darwin himself made the transition from the tyranny of belief to the sanctity of
01:08:06rational enlightenment, gives me hope that our civilization will eventually take off the malicious infringement of reality that religion offers,
01:08:15allowing us, allowing us instead to regain our integrity, our individuality, and celebrate true autonomy of choice between the moral
01:08:29and the immoral, between right and wrong.
01:08:35I've made my choice, and now it's up to you.
01:08:38Thank you very much.
01:08:54Thank you very much.
01:09:08Gentlemen, I am DCI Brough from the North Bradford Police Department.
01:09:15Now, I need everyone to remain calm.
01:09:17There is nothing to worry about.
01:09:18He's gone, go! He's gone, go!
01:09:20Enrico!
01:09:30Come with me.
01:09:37Can someone tell me what the fuck is going on out there?
01:09:45You?
01:09:46Shut up.
01:09:47Give me the gun.
01:09:48No.
01:09:49No, not yet.
01:09:50Come on through here.
01:09:52Get up.
01:09:53Get up.
01:09:54Ow!
01:09:54Ow!
01:09:55Shut up.
01:09:55Come on.
01:09:56Shut up.
01:09:56Ow!
01:09:57Shut up.
01:09:57Ow!
01:09:58Shut up.
01:10:02Nothing, Mum.
01:10:04You seem to be making a habit of this, Inspector.
01:10:08Look, I just thought...
01:10:12I just thought...
01:10:20Shut the fuck up!
01:10:21sorry this one okay you thank God no I'm
01:10:32doing it what you've done enough it's my
01:10:36turn please I'll be right here if you
01:10:41need me you can't be serious
01:10:52okay
01:11:11please please please Dan what is it you
01:11:13want money no no I don't want money okay
01:11:18listen what's your name we met yesterday
01:11:21I meet a lot of people it's not always
01:11:24possible to remember everyone's Trevor
01:11:26Michael Francis Tim Tim my name's Tim Tim
01:11:30yes of course my name's Bill yes I know
01:11:35who you are yes of course you do look look
01:11:37Tim you really don't have to do this
01:11:41I'm sorry but I do is this about Imelda
01:11:46that's just a bit of fun I am here on
01:11:49behalf of Hollywell Paris Church this is
01:11:54about but you're a Christian so
01:12:00Christians send letters that are jihad
01:12:04professor Huxley this is for the souls
01:12:07you've led astray that's just words it's
01:12:10nothing it doesn't mean anything
01:12:14everything all right yeah yeah it's it's
01:12:17fine yep I'm gonna kill you professor
01:12:22please I'm gonna kill you and then and
01:12:25then we're gonna we're gonna turn
01:12:26ourselves in or maybe maybe we'll just
01:12:29kill ourselves you know I don't know yet
01:12:31anyway that does not concern you please
01:12:33please don't do you repent your sins I'm
01:12:35begging you do you repent your sins
01:12:37yes louder yes louder yes louder yes I
01:12:41repent my sins
01:12:44fuck
01:12:48Tim well I might everything all right
01:13:02what's going on
01:13:04shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh shh we've got to go now
01:13:11everything all right yep it's all good just give me a second
01:13:16what do you mean I mean I'm getting you out of here you're gonna live hooray
01:13:25but you just tried to shoot me yeah but no I'm not so please hurry up so what the fuck
01:13:33what's that all about what the fuck is going on
01:13:51I can't believe it the one imbecile thick
01:13:57enough to actually try to kill me and he
01:13:59has a crisis of confidence fundamentalist
01:14:04changes is fucking mine
01:14:06open up open this door right now
01:14:10open up get out of the car sir
01:14:12don't do that don't even want to do that right
01:14:14don't get out
01:14:16this is the trouble you believers isn't it you incense burning bean counting mourning masses for all your pointless frenzy
01:14:25you never actually put your money where your mouth is do you
01:14:27because if you really believed in an afterlife if you actually believed there was
01:14:31somewhere else beside this shitty place you'd spike the sacrament with fucking cyanide and line up to dump it down
01:14:39this is dci hodge I'm in pursuit of a red hatchback driving normal
01:14:44I'm in need of backup the man may be armed and dangerous
01:14:47to the pink backup now
01:14:48because you're young
01:14:49you're just all snubbering little agnostics aren't you pathetic debbie doubters
01:14:54too terrified to pick a side
01:14:56too scared to make a fucking choice
01:14:58I think you've got a fucking key
01:15:00no I am making a choice
01:15:03come on you're not even going to be a hero in your own ideology
01:15:06I don't want to be a hero
01:15:12I just want to save your life
01:15:16even if you are a
01:15:19a big knob
01:15:22now please can you help me get this open
01:15:40I apologize
01:15:42acting in self-defense is too good an opportunity to turn down
01:15:47you can't buy that sort of publicity
01:15:51sorry Chuck
01:15:51no no wait
01:16:00fuck
01:16:01fuck
01:16:02fuck
01:16:03fuck
01:16:03how do you turn this fucking thing on
01:16:06ah
01:16:07and he said hi lady hi
01:16:10there's no way you can't hide
01:16:13oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
01:16:17no no no no no no no no no no no
01:16:18�� principe
01:16:18he's a musician
01:16:19he was just fallingafar
01:16:19in your road of red how
01:16:21come tomorrow at the same time then
01:16:23had you him in bed do
01:16:26you know why he
01:16:26say bye please why this
01:16:27is over in
01:16:27the way live
01:16:29a world stay
01:16:30in your car stay
01:16:32in your car continue
01:16:34you come
01:16:35I swear it would you do me wrong
01:16:37What a thing to have me made in head that I had kept so long
01:16:41I'd rather I was telling my body
01:16:44Little grey poop on a steed-a-steak
01:16:47I'd like to have you made in head-toe's land
01:16:49And he said, hi, yeah he, hi
01:16:52As though you can hide
01:16:54Oh, silly, oh, lie
01:16:56He will lay your pride
01:16:58But the black ship held his hand
01:17:00And the storm on the water
01:17:02That he would have died
01:17:04Oh, silly, oh, lie
01:17:04He's in the back
01:17:05He's in the back
01:17:06He's in the back
01:17:07He's in the back
01:17:08There's nowhere you can hide
01:17:10Oh, silly, oh, lie
01:17:13He will lay your pride
01:17:26Ouch!
01:17:54I want to go home
01:18:04It was pleasant and delightful
01:18:11On a midsummer's morn
01:18:16Where the green fields and meadows
01:18:21Were buried in corn
01:18:26And the blackbirds and thrushes
01:18:32Sang on every green tree
01:18:36And the lads they sang
01:18:41At the dawning of the day
01:18:50And the lads they sang
01:18:58And the locks, they sang
01:19:01And the locks, they sang
01:19:08And the locks, they sang
01:19:09And the dawning of the day
01:19:30Two weeks on, Father
01:19:32What's the mood been like for you in the parish?
01:19:35Well, as I said, we're in shock
01:19:38Deep shock
01:19:39We saw no signs of the disturbance of those boys
01:19:44No warning
01:19:45We just wish we could have done more
01:19:48And what about those suggesting some link
01:19:50Between the church and...
01:19:52Oh, absolutely not, no
01:19:56No, an ill mind is an ill mind
01:19:58There's nothing Christian about it
01:20:00I mean, put it like this
01:20:04Parishioners are coming back to the church
01:20:06You haven't attended for 20 years
01:20:08And that's because at moments like this
01:20:11There is nothing more powerful
01:20:13Than community and Christian love
01:20:18Professor, care to add anything?
01:20:22No, I'm not going to bite
01:20:24This is hardly the time
01:20:25But I would just add
01:20:28That I feel oddly grateful
01:20:31For the experience
01:20:33I mean, I hug my kids a little tighter each night
01:20:36I kiss my wife a little more often
01:20:39Is this a softer sigh to Professor Huxley
01:20:42That will be evinced in future work?
01:20:45Look, both Enoch and I
01:20:47Might seem somewhat divisive figures
01:20:51I mean, we'd hardly share a platform like this
01:20:53In the normal course of events
01:20:54But we both vehemently reject
01:20:56The terrorism embraced by these young men
01:20:59Particularly in this day and age
01:21:01We understand the importance
01:21:03Of putting aside our differences
01:21:06At a time when common humanity must come to the fore
01:21:09Amen
01:21:10Professor Huxley, Father Enoch, thank you very much
01:21:12You'll be sticking around for a look at tomorrow's headlines
01:21:15Oh, we're not going anywhere
01:21:17Fantastic
01:21:19Back now to the suspected terror attack in Rome
01:21:22Reports say that a man in his early thirties
01:21:40Oh, I believe
01:21:42Oh, I believe
01:21:42I believe
01:21:44I believe
01:21:45In the Lord above
01:21:47Oh, I believe
01:21:50I believe
01:21:51I've been saved
01:21:52By his sweet, sweet, sweet love
01:21:56Oh, I believe
01:21:58I believe
01:21:59I believe
01:22:00I believe
01:22:01That the Lord
01:22:02He loves us all
01:22:04I believe
01:22:06I believe
01:22:07I will answer
01:22:08When my sweet
01:22:10Jesus falls
01:22:12I was weak
01:22:14But now I'm strong
01:22:16Oh, his love guides me
01:22:19All day long
01:22:21I believe
01:22:22I believe
01:22:24I believe
01:22:27I believe
01:22:27Yes, I believe
01:22:29I believe
01:22:31I believe
01:22:35I believe
01:22:38I believe
01:22:41I believe
01:22:42I believe
01:22:44I believe
01:22:44I believe
01:22:45I believe
01:22:45Oh, yeah
01:23:02Oh, I believe
01:23:04In the Lord above
01:23:10Oh, I believe
01:23:12I've been saved
01:23:15By His sweet, sweet, sweet love
01:23:18Oh, I believe
01:23:20I believe
01:23:21I believe
01:23:23That the Lord
01:23:24He loves us all
01:23:27I believe
01:23:28I will answer
01:23:30When my sweet Jesus falls
01:23:34I was weak
01:23:36But now I'm strong
01:23:39Oh, His love guides me
01:23:41All day long
01:23:44I believe
01:23:45I believe
01:23:47I believe
01:23:49I believe
01:23:49Yes, I believe
01:23:51I believe
01:23:53I believe
01:23:55I believe
01:23:59I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, well I believe, well I do believe, in the love
01:24:15of love, I've been saved, by his sweet, sweet love.
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