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She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess
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00:00The Goddess of Healing.
00:03She is eccentric and elusive and no one has ever seen her before.
00:09Whoever finds the Goddess Healer will give her five million dollars.
00:14Oh kind stranger, let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:17I wish for you to cure my brother's illness. Can you do that?
00:20My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved his country from a terrorist attack.
00:25If he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:29It's a deal. I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:32How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:35I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:39That's right. The Queen Angel and I are already the top doctors in the world.
00:43If we can't save her, no one can.
00:46Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:50Now stop getting in my way.
00:54Every second counts.
00:58Healer Goddess, hear my plea.
01:02Please save my child.
01:20Rod of a sepulius.
01:39Rejuvening.
01:48Graze, she is the healer goddess.
01:52No, please.
01:53Don't call me that.
01:55I'm just glad I could help.
02:01Here you go, miss.
02:06Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
02:10in need?
02:23You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
02:28run.
02:31Oh, it's okay, little guy.
02:35I'll fix you right up.
02:41Right rewrites the wrong.
02:46Rejuvening.
02:51See, good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
02:56Come on, Cleo.
02:57Let's go.
03:13Please.
03:14My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
03:18We have no idea what the illness is.
03:20If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
03:23Be Lysander Armstrong.
03:24His military family basically owns the entire global stock market.
03:28He's so hot.
03:30Does he come with the money?
03:32Yes.
03:33He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
03:35Money, fame, power, it's all yours.
03:42Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
03:45Yes.
03:45Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
03:48Oh, I have another call coming in.
03:52Grandma!
03:53I'm dying!
03:55Save me, Trixie!
03:57Grandma?
03:58Grandma.
03:59When are you getting married?
04:01I'm already a hundred years old.
04:03I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
04:06And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
04:12Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
04:19You're talking about my brother's life.
04:21I don't have time for jokes.
04:32Please go feed your dog, Miss.
04:34Don't let it starve like you.
04:36Oh, kind stranger.
04:37Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
04:40Grant me a wish?
04:41That you can barely feed yourself.
04:43The downfall of humanity.
04:45It all starts with the loss of faith.
04:47What the...
04:48Oh, Jesus.
04:50Giving me a migraine.
04:52Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
04:55I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
04:58Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
05:02Can you do that?
05:03I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
05:08Cleo, stay right here for a second.
05:10Don't go too far, Cleo.
05:15Hold still.
05:23My migraine's gone.
05:24Okay, then let's go.
05:26If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
05:28Come on.
05:29Come on.
05:29Oh!
05:43How is he?
05:44What is the diagnosis?
05:46Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
05:49I'm sorry.
05:50I don't know what this is.
05:51Aren't you the queen of medicine?
05:53You're supposed to be one of the best.
05:55Don't worry, General.
05:56I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
06:01I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
06:22I have no clue what this is.
06:26Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
06:31That's why we saved the best for last.
06:33Me, the witch doctor.
06:35I'll save your son, Lysander.
06:48He's not budging.
06:49There's no movement.
06:50Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
06:57Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
06:59They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
07:03If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
07:08Who?
07:12The goddess of healing.
07:15Wait a second.
07:17You're not talking about the legendary goddess you...
07:19That's correct.
07:20Her right rewrites the wrong and her left leaves the bereft.
07:26That's her motto.
07:27It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
07:30We are nothing compared to her.
07:32She is eccentric and elusive.
07:35No one has ever seen her before.
07:37If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son,
07:41I don't care if I go bankrupt.
07:44I will find her.
07:45James, come put out a voucher to the entire world.
07:50Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
07:54There's no need.
08:09I'll save your son.
08:12Who the hell is she?
08:13Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
08:16She's gonna save your brother?
08:17Don't be ridiculous.
08:18How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
08:22Exactly.
08:23God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
08:27She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
08:30Ew!
08:31She even brought a filthy dog with her.
08:33I bet it has fleas.
08:35That flea-infested, dirty thing is your companion.
08:39Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
08:46Don't touch him.
08:49They say don't judge a book by its cover.
08:51But I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
08:55So step aside.
08:56I'll take it from here.
08:58Could you hold this?
09:00Ho, ho, ho, ho.
09:01You're not gonna touch my son.
09:03I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
09:07I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
09:10I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners
09:13wasn't paying enough cash.
09:15Who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some.
09:20A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong
09:24when he's unconscious?
09:26Ew, disgusting.
09:28Go back to being a prostitute.
09:30Security!
09:31Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
09:34Let's go.
09:35If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
09:42Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail.
09:47Maybe we should give her a try?
09:50You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
09:53All right, I'll give you a shot.
09:56But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
10:02Is that any way to ask for help?
10:05You'd be blessed to have me.
10:07And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
10:10But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
10:15Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
10:17Oh, Miss Trixie, my brother is a hero to me.
10:21I can't lose him.
10:23Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
10:29My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
10:33Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
10:39Who says I want to marry him?
10:40As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
10:48Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
10:50I mean, look at her.
10:52Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
10:57Only those cut from the lowest ranks are bigger over such trivial matters.
11:01Continue wasting your time.
11:03But I'm saving this patient.
11:15Oh, okay.
11:18What's happening?
11:19What are we doing?
11:31What the hell are you doing?
11:33I knew she was a perv.
11:35She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
11:38Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
11:42Are you insane?
11:43Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
11:47He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy,
11:50and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
11:54Yeah, right.
11:55I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
11:58Oh, okay.
11:59I've studied every disease known to man, right?
12:02I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
12:05And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
12:11Come on.
12:13Come on.
12:19Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
12:22What?
12:24What?
12:24So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, the rod of a sepulius?
12:30Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
12:35I agree.
12:36I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery,
12:39what is the point of doctors who have studied for years?
12:43We are all certified.
12:45But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
12:48She's right about everything.
12:52Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
12:57And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
13:01Endogenic cryomorphie.
13:02Oh.
13:03And of course, none of you have heard of it.
13:05Because I just discovered it.
13:07This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
13:11The chances are a billion to one.
13:13A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
13:16But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
13:21What a bunch of baloney.
13:23I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
13:27Precisely.
13:28You are just a scamming prostitute.
13:30You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
13:35I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
13:39Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
13:43And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
13:47which mean nothing, if you can't wake him up.
13:51Is that supposed to be a challenge?
13:55If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
13:59I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
14:01Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
14:05What is that supposed to mean?
14:07It means you're being schooled by me, and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
14:13Then let's have a bet.
14:15If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
14:20And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
14:26These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
14:31You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
14:34Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
14:37There's too many lives at stake.
14:41Don't worry, I got this.
14:46It's a deal.
14:48I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
14:50No one is dying on my watch.
14:57Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
15:05Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
15:08Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
15:20I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
15:24I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
15:27I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
15:31Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
15:35Wait, wait, wait, wait, what for?
15:36Don't listen to her.
15:39She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
15:44Firstly, this is called greatness.
15:47Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
15:55What did you just call me?
15:59There's a man's life at stake here and you're standing in my way.
16:03Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
16:07Now stop getting in my way or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
16:13Oh yeah?
16:14Hey, you wanna see real pain?
16:16Where's the dog?
16:17Well, put down the dog!
16:18With pleasure.
16:35Left leaves the wrong breath.
16:41You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
16:46She's been poisoned!
16:49It was her!
16:50Do you see any poison on me?
16:52Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
16:59This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine.
17:02Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
17:04Of course.
17:05I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
17:09If I want to save someone, even the grim reaper can't stop me.
17:28Why is she spitting blood?
17:30This wasn't supposed to happen!
17:32I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way.
17:35Angel herbalist.
17:36This is what I call malpractice.
17:40This isn't fatal. She'll live. But she deserves a little punishment.
17:45Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
17:47Jacuzzi is ready? Right this way.
17:49Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What the hell is going on?
17:52You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
17:56Then stop getting in my way. Every second counts.
18:01Let's go for our dip, shall we?
18:06General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
18:11Are you really going to let this hobo slut touch your son?
18:15Hold on. You two are going in there alone?
18:19If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
18:25All right, but I warn you, no funny business.
18:37Let's go for the next one.
18:45What are you going to do here?
18:50Let's go for the next one.
18:55Let's go for the next one.
18:57What's up?
19:04I don't know.
19:48I don't know.
20:03I don't know.
20:09I don't know.
20:09I don't know.
20:12General, you have to go in and stop this now.
20:15You're right. That's it.
20:16I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
20:18James, let's go.
20:19Yes, sir.
20:23Oh, my...
20:30I told you all to stay out.
20:37This is a critical moment for you.
20:39We can't be interrupted.
20:41Otherwise, we'd both die.
20:46I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.
20:52I'm going to save him myself.
20:54No.
20:58You see that, General?
21:00This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.
21:02This is a witchcraft.
21:05I know what this is.
21:07This is the Dark Witch.
21:09I've heard of her.
21:10She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men,
21:14and then she eats them alive.
21:16Oh, I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son.
21:19James, get the SWAT team.
21:22Yes, sir.
21:26You're regained consciousness.
21:37Help me.
21:39I'm just one.
21:44Something's wrong.
21:47You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.
21:50Lysander Armstrong, and his fortune will soon be mine.
21:55That's one more thing I'm saving you from.
22:04Sir, the SWAT team is here.
22:07Captain Morales.
22:10My son is trapped behind there with a devious, man-eating witch.
22:15I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door.
22:18Rest assured, General Armstrong.
22:20We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.
22:28Right.
22:29Rewrites the wrong.
22:37Who the fuck are you?
22:39And why the hell are we naked?
22:42Good.
22:43You're awake.
22:44I'm saving you.
22:46Saving me?
22:47By bathing with me?
22:49Who are you?
22:50You're a fucking spy?
22:52Talk!
22:52I swear to God, I'll have you arrested for this.
22:56You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stripper.
23:01I will never.
23:02Oh, really?
23:16Look who's guilty now.
23:20Look, I don't know what the fuck this is, all right?
23:22But it is a biological fact.
23:24A man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts.
23:30Science, okay?
23:31It just means that my body is physically...
23:33Oh, shut up.
23:36You're distracting me with your funny.
23:38And I'm a professional.
23:40I hear Lysander's voice.
23:42Captain, do something now.
23:44Ready!
23:49We're almost there.
23:51Aim.
23:54Get him, boys.
23:55Get him.
23:57Fire!
24:00Fire!
24:16Those thieves smells.
24:18How is this possible?
24:20It's not even a scratch.
24:21I told you this is dark magic.
24:24Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
24:26No.
24:27I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
24:29She's not the dark witch.
24:31Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
24:35This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
24:39How is she going to save someone else's life?
24:41That's right.
24:42The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
24:46If we can't save him, no one can.
24:48Except for the goddess healer.
24:50Think about it.
24:51We heard Lysander's voice.
24:53He's been in a coma for two years.
24:54Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
24:56You're right.
24:57This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.
25:02Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.
25:05No, no, absolutely not.
25:08There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
25:11How could you know for sure?
25:13Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
25:16You're wrong, sir.
25:17This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
25:22It's called borderline revival.
25:24She uses torturous pain to wake the patient, but only temporarily.
25:29It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
25:34That means my son is in tremendous pain.
25:36I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
25:42My son doesn't deserve this.
25:44He is dying right now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.
25:49Then it looks like it's up to me.
25:51The witch doctor.
25:52Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
25:57My son's life is in your hands.
25:59You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
26:03I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
26:09from me.
26:11This is it.
26:13The finishing touch.
26:15I must now give you the kiss of life.
26:18So we can both survive.
26:37It's poison gas.
26:39That poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
26:44Poison gas?
26:46My son is in there.
26:47You're jeopardizing his life as well.
26:49No, don't worry, General.
26:51Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
26:54Soon, she'll come out crying to Mommy.
26:57Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
27:00And then he can marry one of us.
27:02They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
27:08I made a promise to you that I'd save you.
27:11But now or never.
27:24What the hell are they doing in there?
27:26It's been over ten minutes.
27:28Wait a second.
27:29You don't think that they're...
27:31You!
27:32You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
27:35Don't point your fingers at me!
27:36If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger!
27:40Oh my god.
27:41Yeah?
27:41She's the one who sealed the door shut.
27:44I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
27:47Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother!
27:52This is taking way too long!
27:54Captain Morales, it's time to get out.
27:57The big guns.
27:58These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
28:02Bazooka.
28:02She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
28:06Crap.
28:06Oh my god.
28:07Get back, son.
28:09Ready.
28:11Aim!
28:11Oh, shit!
28:16Quit your whining and stand down!
28:30The parasite's been extracted.
28:32Shoot her dead now!
28:33Do I need to fix your hearing too?
28:36I said stand down!
28:39Don't listen to her.
28:40She's a fraud.
28:41A termite to the field of medicine.
28:43I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
28:47If I'm a termite, then...
28:49You're worse than a disease-spreading tick.
28:52Wait a second.
28:52Are you saying you cured my son?
28:55He'll wake in just a moment.
28:56You can see for yourself.
28:58Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
29:01That is it!
29:02No more stalling, General!
29:04If you won't punish her, I will.
29:10Don't hurt her.
29:16He's a cure!
29:22His pulse is regular.
29:23In fact, it's never been better.
29:28There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
29:39Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
29:42He's not cold and pale like before, and his heart is strong.
29:46Come, feel it.
29:49I saved my son.
29:52Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
29:56Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
30:00I've learned my lesson.
30:01I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
30:06Wait, wait, wait, no, no, there is only one person in the world who is more skilled in
30:12the field of medicine than the queen, angel, and I, and it's the...
30:16The goddess healer!
30:21Could you really be the goddess of healing?
30:24But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old, and you don't look
30:30a day after 20.
30:31It doesn't matter who I am.
30:33What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
30:36Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
30:40Take care.
30:41No, wait.
30:42Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
30:45He's right.
30:46We are men of our words, and as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a
30:51wife if you cured him, and you did just that.
30:54Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
30:58I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.
31:01I...
31:03I'm already engaged.
31:06Already engaged?
31:08I am.
31:08I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years, and he's
31:13coming back today.
31:14But don't be disappointed.
31:16Really, I'm no one special.
31:19I just got lucky with your brother.
31:21Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
31:24But you're still Lysander's savior.
31:26Please, let me give you what I promised.
31:28Take the gold.
31:29No, really.
31:31I don't need anything.
31:33I just believe in doing good in the world.
31:39Trixie, it's your fiancée.
31:41He's back, and he says he's breaking up with you.
31:46I must go.
31:53Hobo close.
31:55Halo glow.
31:56I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
31:59It was just dumb luck.
32:02She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
32:05She could have been the richest woman in the world, marrying the hottest, most powerful
32:09bachelor around.
32:13I'm going to marry that homeless woman.
32:19Oh, my God.
32:21I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
32:26No, no, no, no, Lysander.
32:29Lysander, Lysander, I don't know what's supposed to be mine.
32:33I'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
32:37You two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession.
32:40Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
32:44No.
32:45We're not for us.
32:46No, she's just better than us.
32:49Oh, my God.
32:51Oh, my God.
32:53We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
32:56She's no average Jane.
32:57No, she isn't.
32:58She said it was just dumb luck.
33:00But if she truly had these special skills, why did she wear that shit-stained dress and
33:05had an impeccable-looking doll?
33:07Think about the impenetrable walls.
33:08No normal person could have done that.
33:11Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
33:14I have never met a woman like that.
33:16I have to find her.
33:17I have to make her my wife.
33:18She won my heart over, too.
33:20But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
33:23All right, listen.
33:25I need help finding three wedding gifts.
33:32I'm dumping Trixie.
33:34So I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things out of my house now.
33:40Trixie paid for this house.
33:42She waited for you for three years.
33:46She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
33:48And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.
33:50One with some serious fuck you money.
33:53So get lost.
33:54Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
34:03Grandma.
34:04Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
34:08I've been dying to throw this in your face.
34:10I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
34:14In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
34:17So sign over the house now.
34:24You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
34:27And I did.
34:28For three years while you were deployed.
34:31Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
34:34And now you're trying to swindle my home?
34:37Do you have no shame?
34:38We were together for three years and, uh, it was a complete waste of my life
34:42when I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
34:50That's how much you would owe me if I was in the rent-a-boyfriend business.
34:55I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute.
35:04Oh, yeah?
35:05Well, Marissa is so much better than you.
35:09She grew up even poorer than you.
35:13And now she's the CEO of an entire corporation.
35:19And you?
35:22You're still nothing.
35:24So you think she's an upgrade?
35:26Of course she's an upgrade.
35:28Look what she, uh, got me for my engagement.
35:32Oops.
35:33Yeah.
35:34That's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract I gave her.
35:43You gave her the presidential contract?
35:45I certainly did.
35:46In fact, Marissa, you and your dimwit brother only have everything you have, all thanks to me.
35:59Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
36:01That breakup must have hit her hard.
36:03You two are the ungrateful, cheating scum here.
36:08My granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you were gone.
36:14How dare you insult her?
36:17It's okay, Grandma.
36:18Let's not stoop to that level.
36:21Poor Edna.
36:22She still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets, huh?
36:25What is he talking about, you see?
36:27Show her, Bob.
36:33This is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is.
36:36She didn't purchase this house on her own.
36:38She was begging on the street for money.
36:42I can't be caught with a piss-poor nobody like you.
36:45Even if you got no game, I got street cred I got out of keep.
36:49You dig?
36:49The word you're looking for is dignity.
36:52And you're one to speak, cheater.
36:56Is this true, Trixie?
37:00I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.
37:03I want to see how regular, everyday people live, so that I can help them.
37:08Of course, those without substance underneath would never understand that.
37:13What is that supposed to mean?
37:14It means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade is actually a downgrade.
37:23Enough bullshitting already.
37:24Just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives.
37:39At your wedding, I will.
37:43If you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-tining you with my best friend,
37:48why should I do good by you?
37:50I'll give you my John Hancock at your wedding as a charity to you.
37:55Fucking bitch!
37:57You better keep your word.
37:58Oh, that's rich.
38:00After tomorrow, you will never feel so rich ever again.
38:03Do remember that.
38:11Trixie, Marissa's a millionaire now.
38:14They'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding.
38:18Grandma, I have to confess something to you.
38:22I've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions.
38:25Trillions?
38:27That would make you the richest person on the planet.
38:32It's because of the healing hands I inherited from Asseplius, the god of healing.
38:37I've saved several world leaders with these hands.
38:41That's how I was able to give Marissa the presidential contract and become the goddess healer.
38:46It makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you.
38:50But please, Trixie dear, I know it must have broken your heart,
38:55but embellishing your worth and who you are, it will only delay the healing process.
39:02You don't have to believe me just yet.
39:04After we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills,
39:09I vowed that I would do everything I can to serve those in need.
39:13And that's why I'm taking everything back from Butch and I'm giving it back to Charity.
39:17You've always had an angel's heart.
39:20I'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right.
39:23Who actually deserves you.
39:26You will see tomorrow, Grandma.
39:29Oh, yeah.
39:35You said Trixie's crushing your wedding.
39:37She was bullying us too, Sasa.
39:40She's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck.
39:44When nobody steps on a snake, the snake bites back hard.
39:49So let her come and embarrass herself.
39:51Yeah.
39:52You mean...
39:54We broadcast that video of me?
40:00Yes.
40:01Her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can.
40:04She'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
40:08against my presidential glow up.
40:10Let's turn this party into her funeral.
40:19There he is.
40:22Welcome home, brother.
40:24Welcome home, General!
40:28Sir, the homeless woman who saved you, Miss Trixie, this is the file of her ex, Butch Tanner.
40:33He served with your regiment in the Marines.
40:35You mean the Butch Tanner that can barely carry supplies?
40:37Well, she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas, sir.
40:42So she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her?
40:45Fucking coward.
40:46According to intel, she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding.
40:49Then we should join her.
40:51Men, I'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman and her incredible power that saved my life.
40:57So she needs our support.
40:58Will you join me in protecting her?
41:00Yes, sir!
41:01We will not allow you to protect her, sir!
41:04Then let's roll.
41:19Welcome, everyone, to my wedding.
41:22Today is a very special day for me and Butch.
41:24Not only are we getting married, but in just one hour, my company will be receiving the presidential contract,
41:29allowing my biomedical company to go public.
41:36Congratulations on the contract once again, Mrs.
41:38Wakeham.
41:39Stowe, Butch is taking my last name.
41:42Oh, and please don't be so uptight, Secretary Cho.
41:45You are the secretary of the entire U.S. Health Department, but this is a partay after all.
41:50I see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you.
41:56The U.S. President will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself.
42:02It's an honor.
42:03And that's why Sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of.
42:08We will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight.
42:11We'll let the wedding begin!
42:15Not so fast.
42:16The party doesn't start until I say it does.
42:40You two really are a match made in hell.
42:43So I've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck.
42:46I don't recognize it from any of our elite circles.
42:49Who is she?
42:50Uh, this is our entertainment for tonight, sir.
42:53Just watch.
42:57Trixie, what are you doing here?
42:58This isn't the homeless shelter.
43:00You lost.
43:01I bet she's here to bum a meal off us.
43:03You know, being this poor.
43:06Me, bum a meal.
43:08Have you forgotten that it was I who bankrolled you two for the last three years?
43:12And what evidence do you have of that?
43:14Look at me, then go look at yourself in the mirror.
43:17I'm a millionaire CEO.
43:19Even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me.
43:23And you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat.
43:26Sasa, she's like so obsessed with me.
43:29She's like...
43:30See, everyone?
43:32Butch already cut ties with his ex, but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still show up to my
43:38wedding to suck up to me.
43:40This is what poor, sad girls do.
43:42They beg for scraps from us, the rich and glorious.
43:47Projecting much, Marissa?
43:49You might feel all high and mighty now, but don't bite the hand that feeds you.
43:53Especially when I'm the one who's giving you the contract.
44:00You giving me the contract?
44:03You have no skills, no education, no connection.
44:07So how could you possibly have a pool to get the U.S. fucking president to give me a billion
44:12dollar contract?
44:13We both share humble beginnings, Marissa.
44:16And I saw potential in you.
44:17Even trusted you as my best friend.
44:20But I recognize now that greed has poisoned you.
44:23Don't be all sore now just because I stole your man.
44:26This is what us rich girls do.
44:29They steal from lame spinsters for fun.
44:32Damn right.
44:33You were too embarrassing for me.
44:37Sasa tramples you any day.
44:38I can say that now that I'm marrying the rich.
44:42Bravo! Self-admission of a gold digger.
44:44Quick, somebody put that on a memoir.
44:46Sasa, she's embarrassing me in front of everyone.
44:48She'll make her sup.
44:49Don't listen to her, everyone.
44:51She's the gold-dicking, blood-sucking leech.
44:54I don't even have to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me, butch.
45:00You may look and sound like a man, but you're nothing but a pathetic coward.
45:04Okay, enough!
45:05You know what I always couldn't stand about you?
45:08Your moral posturing.
45:09But guess what?
45:11Morals are just lies to make you lame girls feel better about yourselves.
45:15That's why no man will choose you over Marissa Trixie.
45:18Because I've got the material goods.
45:20And you're just all empty talk.
45:22I'm not here to request to be chosen.
45:24Because I'm the one who's doing the choosing.
45:28See this?
45:40Oh my god.
45:42Is that the billion dollar contract for Sasa?
45:46The one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
45:49No, absolutely not.
45:51I don't believe it.
45:52You all sound so scared already.
45:54Don't worry.
45:56This isn't that contract.
45:58It's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me.
46:03See everyone?
46:05She's just trying to bluff us.
46:07But you don't even have the guts to go all the way.
46:09Look at her following orders.
46:10I asked her to sign over the lease and here she is.
46:13Like a good little, uh, peasant slave.
46:15That house is worth all her life savings.
46:21You want to, uh, I don't know, beg for a little treat while you're at it?
46:35You must understand me.
46:37I'm here to take back everything I've ever given you.
46:39I'm giving it to charity.
46:47Bro!
46:48She's gone cuckoo in the head.
46:50She thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress
46:52she can pretend to be a deep-pocket-investing baddie.
46:55You wish you had that kind of money to just toss away, Trixie.
46:58It's just a drop in the bucket for me.
47:00Uh, I-I know what this is.
47:03You've gone delusional.
47:04And you think you're Cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party
47:07and some Prince Charming will scoop you into money forever?
47:10Well, that's not happening.
47:12Security!
47:13Lock the doors.
47:14This woman doesn't leave until we're through with her.
47:19This is where your dreams will die, bitch.
47:25We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
47:27She's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the Wickham wedding right now.
47:30Butch Tanner.
47:31Well, he's gonna wish he died in battle after I'm done with him.
47:34Let's go.
47:38You think a few toy guns scare me, Marissa?
47:41I've saved plenty of people from much worse.
47:44Including your head of command, Butch.
47:47General Lysander Armstrong.
47:49You mean the legendary war hero?
47:51He's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack.
47:55You're an unskilled, unemployed, ugly leech.
47:59So how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like General Lysander Armstrong?
48:05No one here is gonna believe you.
48:06If you really cured the incurable general, then Sasa is the fucking Virgin Mary.
48:12And she's nice.
48:13You're just asking to be humiliated, Trixie.
48:16Show them, Butch.
48:23See for yourselves, everyone.
48:25Trixie's just a reloading beggar.
48:30She won't leave me and Marissa alone because we're rich as fuck now.
48:34I'm a major in the Marines.
48:36Sasa, she has a billion-dollar biomedical contract with the military.
48:42Approved by the first female president of the United States herself, bitch.
48:47How despicable.
48:48She's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger.
48:52Get out of here.
48:53No one wants to marry you.
48:54No free meals for the poor.
48:56Do you see this, Trixie?
48:58This is high society.
49:00So you're either born on a silver spoon or you're as accomplished as me to be here.
49:05Maybe if you do some serious dick-sucking here, maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can.
49:13I already have everything one can dream of.
49:16But I valued our friendship, Marissa, which is why I came here to give you a second chance.
49:20To see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing.
49:23But no.
49:25You stooped so low, it disgusts me.
49:28Nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners like a bum.
49:33And who knows if you've already started offering sexual services?
49:38Well then, why don't you get on your knees for me, Trixie?
49:42My brother will never take you back.
49:45No man will marry an embarrassment like you.
49:48But make me happy?
49:49And I might consider making you my personal prostitute.
50:03How dare you hit my brother?
50:05I'm never letting you leave here alive.
50:08That's awesome.
50:09We're so famous.
50:10Don't worry, my dear.
50:12After I'm done with you, Trixie, not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you.
50:17Oh, is that so?
50:20Security!
50:22Get down on your knees and give Bob one hell of a blowjob in front of everybody here,
50:28or I'll pop so many holes in you, the men here won't know which one to fuck.
50:32I don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you.
50:35Any of the powerful leaders I've saved before could crush you before you even touch me.
50:40Dream on!
50:42You wish General Lysander scooped you off your feet, but you weren't good enough for me.
50:46You're definitely not good enough for him.
50:48Enough!
50:49You're souring my party, so you either get the fuck out, or I'm gonna shoot you.
50:56On the count of three!
50:57I think I quite like it here.
50:59Two!
50:59Two!
51:09Mmm.
51:11This wine is so delicious.
51:14One!
51:15Shoot!
51:17Nobody is laying a hand on my future wife.
51:37Who the hell is this?
51:42I'm sorry that I'm late.
51:44Did they hurt you?
51:45No, I'm fine.
51:48But, um, when did I become your future wife?
51:52You saved me, Trixie, remember?
51:55I'm a man of my word.
51:57They're never gonna hurt you ever again.
51:59Really, it was nothing.
52:01I saved you because you're a good man, not because I want you to owe me any favors.
52:11I see what this is.
52:13You're the one who cheated on me, Trixie.
52:15Look at you guys all loving dove.
52:17Don't try to pin this on her.
52:18She waited for you for three years.
52:20This is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for.
52:25Virtue?
52:26Don't make me laugh.
52:28She's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash.
52:30No man who, in a hundred-foot pole, would want to touch her.
52:35She should be happy Bob was willing to give her some.
52:41I see her in the Marines.
52:45I'm a major.
52:46You know, look, man, I know Trixie is like a, I don't know, like a seven now that she's
52:51all cleaned up, but don't waste your manhood on a whiny, worthless woman like that.
53:01A real man never talks about a woman that way.
53:06You're a coward.
53:07You're the best.
53:08I know.
53:08No, no, no.
53:09I don't want to wait for my work.
53:10My husband.
53:10I don't want to wait for her.
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