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The Great Indian Kapil Sharma Show Samay Raina & Ranveer Full Episode Dailymotion 2 May
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00:22Good evening and welcome to the great Indian Kapil show.
00:32Please sit here.
00:39Who said I love you?
00:42You are happy.
00:45Siddhu, today every person is making a YouTube channel.
00:49You both know.
00:49You are happy.
00:53You can take someone like Netflix on the platform.
00:55In 192 countries, people are watching.
00:57Then the person is making a YouTube channel.
00:59I am talking about myself.
01:02If there are 4 people in one house,
01:05then the mother is different, the father is different,
01:08the children are different.
01:09That's why I am talking about you.
01:10I am talking about you.
01:14You are happy.
01:16You are happy.
01:16You are happy.
01:19You are happy.
01:20You are happy.
01:21Guys, I am happy.
01:33You are happy.
01:40I have a girl who is giving her tips today.
01:46I am so crazy.
01:47All of you guys, put a moisturizer.
01:49Put a foundation, highlighter, blush, lip gloss.
01:55And finally, you have a magenta mascara and your 9 makeup looks.
02:039 makeup looks.
02:05This is an essential part for you.
02:06which looks like the Shakios.
02:23So, if it comes to a makeupæ„› wearing,
02:25you're looking at the showroom.
02:26You're looking for a man.
02:26And you're looking for beauty,
02:28and you're doing appropriate.
02:32Guys, today I will tell you about the backless blouse.
02:36Look, there are only one person who has a blouse.
02:39Yes, yes.
02:39They are listening to a young man with a normal face.
02:44They say to him, they say to him.
02:48If he has a face, he will make a tattoo on his face.
02:53It's a different channel.
02:57foreign
02:59foreign
03:25Traveling video.
03:27Take your bag and take your bag.
03:29The world is waiting for you.
03:32Someone is commenting down below.
03:33Who will you give money to your dad?
03:38But this is the truth.
03:40Those talented people,
03:42they are the original content of their own work.
03:45They are the superstar of their own channel.
03:46Our two of them are the stars.
03:49They have the world's world's world's world's world's world.
03:52Please welcome Mr. Samir Aena and...
03:55Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
04:13How are you doing?
04:15Welcome.
04:16Welcome.
04:17Welcome.
04:18Welcome.
04:20Welcome.
04:29What is that?
04:31What a dad.
04:32What a dad.
04:32Do you see?
04:32How are my friends?
04:34We are happy we are in jail.
04:35We are out there.
04:39You all know these two of us.
04:41In the last year, these are the most searched for the celebrities.
04:47People were searched on the internet.
04:50The police also didn't search.
04:54What did you feel last year?
04:56How was it?
04:57It was a strange year.
04:59There were two people who went to the Supreme Court.
05:02we went towards the Supreme Court.
05:11I believe and we are out there.
05:13For this reason, I wrote the script.
05:15Go back.
05:17Come back.
05:19We are afraid of ourselves.
05:22We would not be afraid of ourselves.
05:26We would be afraid of ourselves.
05:28We would be afraid of ourselves.
05:32They are not who leave a poker from a place.
05:35Before the war, the war was made.
05:43And, Paji, if he killed one more joke today,
05:47we will all be escorts.
05:51It feels like I'm lost at home.
05:55Today, you will have a little coaching with how to bounce back.
05:58How do you do?
05:59Last time Ranveer and Samir were seven and there was a case case.
06:03So, now you are both together.
06:05Have you had coffee or have you had an anticipatory bail?
06:13Did you see later in the video?
06:14I have seen a lot of episodes and I have even had a phone.
06:17I have told him and I said, why did you not have a case?
06:20Why didn't it happen?
06:21So...
06:22When my show closed, one day before I called a call,
06:27that something is wrong with you.
06:29Yes?
06:30Is it true or not?
06:32I said, look, you've come to see,
06:34you've got to go a little bit.
06:36So I'm telling you my experience,
06:37I don't want to say anything.
06:42But when you're famous,
06:44then you can't say anything.
06:50But I just want to tell my brothers,
06:52that you don't have married.
06:54All the people who work in our show
06:55are all the two kids.
06:57So we'll do a little bit.
06:59I did a little bit, sir.
07:01No, no, no.
07:03No, no, no.
07:07Today's a family-friendly zone.
07:09Today's family-friendly.
07:11No, no, but Ranveer is so much love.
07:13And these are the controversies, bro.
07:16They come to teach you all.
07:18I'm sure you've also learned a lot of things.
07:20People, let's see you so much love today.
07:25When the show closed,
07:28who was before?
07:29What happened to you?
07:30What happened to you?
07:31I had to call a lawyer before.
07:34And his phone didn't feel bad.
07:36Okay.
07:37So where did you go, Ranveer?
07:38No, my brother came in an audience.
07:41I went to his house.
07:44He's here for that.
07:46It's more we ended up going to our house.
07:50Philly, you've had a chance.
07:50Yeah, that's the way I needed that.
07:52Yeah, that's not my idea.
07:52It was direct.
07:53That was a month.
07:54And I had to go,
07:55then I told you,
07:57I told you,
07:58then finally I knew that that all happened.
07:58When you saw this clip,
08:00then I told you,
08:00then I said,
08:01Go go, go.
08:03It's just the idea of leaving home.
08:07Yes, sir.
08:08After this controversy, do you have another phone show?
08:11Do you have a live show?
08:12Or do you have the books that you said before?
08:15Do you have advance too?
08:16The phone is very high, sir.
08:18But today's comedy is very difficult.
08:20Do you know?
08:26Sir, how do you do it? I don't know.
08:28I mean, at that time, genuinely,
08:30the first call of Kapil sir came to me.
08:32I don't know what it was,
08:33what it was, what it was,
08:35he said,
08:35whatever your good time went,
08:38your bad time will also go.
08:44We were waiting,
08:45something will happen,
08:46something will happen,
08:47but...
08:49At that time,
08:50Kapil sir also closed the tweet.
08:57That's why they did it.
08:58In two weeks,
08:59the last time the other one was quiet,
09:00that he had to have to take puppies.
09:07Kapil,
09:08you were years before,
09:09in 2004 and 2005,
09:10and 2007.
09:12As I thought I was feeling like in 2007,
09:14this guy was the same.
09:15Oh, what?
09:17I'm not sure,
09:17I'm not sure.
09:18I'm not sure.
09:19I'm not sure.
09:19Sumit!
09:20Sumit!
09:21Sumit!
09:21Sumit!
09:21Sumit!
09:27Sumit!
09:28It's like a breath of fresh air!
09:29First, I would like to say that their heart is very clean.
09:32That's what people should know.
09:34No!
09:35No!
09:37No!
09:37Then, leave your life!
09:39Your heart will be clean!
09:42In the last year, our friends are very strong.
09:46I feel.
09:46It's like this.
09:47It's like this.
09:49It's like this.
09:52It's like this.
09:53What a mess, son!
09:54It's like this.
09:55It's like this.
09:55It's like this.
09:59When it happens, people have a little blood.
10:01It's like this.
10:02It's like this.
10:03When you prepare your comedy set,
10:04you can send your company to your client,
10:05so you might send a friend to your client
10:07or even if you like it.
10:12My friend, I'm going to go for a lawyer with me.
10:17I am still I am just going to a lawyer with me.
10:21Even if he has a guy with me,
10:25He's been beat the whole tire.
10:25Oh, my God.
10:46Thank you, sir.
10:51Genuinely a very, very big moment for me.
10:54Honestly, I'm watching you from childhood.
10:57Like, across various shows.
10:58It was always my dream,
10:59that I'm on TV one day.
11:01I never thought you would come to OTT one day.
11:11I genuinely love you so much,
11:13Arsana, ma'am, and Siddupa ji.
11:15I love you guys so much.
11:16Hey, God, if God closes one door,
11:19then he opens 10 doors.
11:21Are you the door to see the doors?
11:23All of them are killing me, sir.
11:28Thank you, man.
11:34I love you.
12:01Good evening and welcome to the great Indian Kapil show!
12:10Shupriya, Shupriya, please sit here.
12:17Kisne kaha love you?
12:20Jeeti roo, khush roo.
12:23Situ bhaidi, aajkal, her bandha YouTube channel bana raha hai.
12:27Aap dono go to padaiye.
12:30Aap kisi ko netflix jaisi platform pe bhi leyao maalo.
12:33192 country me jahan pe loog dekh raha hai.
12:35Phir bhi bandha apna YouTube channel bana ta jurur hai,
12:38mein aapni baat kar raha ho.
12:40Acha ek ghar mein agar chaar loog rehte hai,
12:43to maa ka alag hai, baap ka alag hai, bacho ka alag YouTube channel hai.
12:47Is baar mein aapki baat kar raha ho.
12:50Kehenne ka mithalab hai,
12:52Aap dhekho, har bandha video banane mein laga hua hai.
13:24Aap itne saare chanelz aaga hai,
13:26Aap moisturizer lagain.
13:28Aap itne saare chanelz aaga hai,
13:28Is mei tohoza foundation lagain.
13:30Aap itne saare chanelz aaga hai,
13:31Fir blush lagain,
13:32Fir lip gloss,
13:33Aap itne saare chanelz aaga hai,
13:35Aap black eyeliner ke saare chanelz aaga,
13:36Or aapka no make up look tayar.
13:42no makeup look
13:43this is the 28 things in the mouth
13:45you can see
13:48the little
13:51little
13:52little
13:52little
13:52little
13:57hi guys
13:58guys
13:58guys
13:58guys
13:58guys
13:58guys
13:58guys
13:59guys
13:59guys
13:59guys
13:59guys
14:00Hi guys!
14:02You can comment on the video that you are very bad.
14:05Guys, you can't do their work.
14:10Guys, I'll tell you about backless blouse.
14:14Look, only one person has a blouse.
14:17They are looking for normal people,
14:19and they are wearing a mask.
14:22They are wearing a mask.
14:23They are wearing a mask.
14:25You have a mask.
14:27You will make a tattoo on her.
14:31It's a different channel for the people who are wearing a mask.
14:34They are wearing a mask.
14:36They are wearing a mask.
14:37They are wearing a mask.
14:41They are wearing a mask.
14:43They are wearing a mask.
14:45They say,
14:46the problem is a calm, friends.
14:50The life is all living.
14:52This is a living is four days.
15:02They are wearing a mask.
15:06They go inside.
15:08They are wearing a mask.
15:09They say,
15:09why are you wearing a mask?
15:10I am taking the mask off.
15:10Can't you stop watching the mask?
15:11Can't you get the mask off?
15:17They say,
15:17I am so sorry,
15:17I have to come to the doctor.
15:20I am so sorry.
15:20If you are and I am a man of a person,
15:21I'm so sorry,
15:22I'm so sorry.
15:29Please welcome Mr. Samirana and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
15:54Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome.
16:03What a story, what a story.
16:10You see, you guys love us.
16:12We are just happy that we are in jail.
16:17You all know them both.
16:19We are just happy that we are the most searching for celebrities.
16:26People were searching for the internet.
16:28There were other people who searched the police.
16:32What did you feel last year? How did it go?
16:35It was a strange year.
16:37Two people in this studio who went to Supreme Court.
16:41They were Hum and Siddupaji.
16:50So, I wrote a share for you.
16:54Come, come, come.
16:58If you are afraid of yourself,
17:00If you are afraid of yourself,
17:03If you are afraid of yourself,
17:04If you are afraid of yourself,
17:22Unless you were afraid of somebody,
17:23If you are afraid of yourself,
17:25If you are afraid of someone,
17:30I always thought that I would lose my home
17:33Today you will see some coaching
17:35One a bit of coaching
17:35Toi wants back
17:37Last time Ranveer & Samir came together it was in police case.
17:41And today you will indeed
17:42i will take a bottle and pop a coffee
17:45We'll take the anti-spitry bail first.
17:51Did you see later in the video?
17:53I had a lot of episodes. I had a phone too.
17:55I had a phone call.
17:57I said to you, why the case didn't happen?
17:59And when my show closed,
18:03one day ago, I called myself a call
18:05that something is bad with you.
18:07Is it true?
18:09Is it true or not?
18:10I said, look, you've come to see,
18:12you've come to see.
18:14I'm telling you,
18:15I'm not an antriyam.
18:19You're famous.
18:21But when you're famous,
18:22you can't even say anything.
18:28But I just want to tell my brothers,
18:29that you don't have married.
18:32In our show,
18:33we're all two kids.
18:35So today, we'll do something.
18:37I've done something, sir.
18:39No, no, no.
18:41No, no, no.
18:43No, no, no.
18:45It's a family friendly zone.
18:47It's a family friendly zone.
18:48It's a family friendly zone.
18:49No, no, no.
18:50But Ranveer is very love.
18:51And these controversies,
18:54they come to you all.
18:56I'm sure you will learn a lot of things.
18:58People, let's see you love me today.
18:59Let's see.
19:04When the show closed,
19:06who was first?
19:07What happened to you?
19:09I had a lawyer before.
19:13And his phone didn't feel like.
19:15Okay.
19:15Where did you go, Ranveer?
19:17My brother came to an audience.
19:19I went to his house.
19:22He's here for that.
19:23So, even after he passed the house,
19:24whatever it was,
19:27in the end of the month.
19:29So, he's going to show one more time.
19:30I did the same.
19:30I didn't even know.
19:31He dropped this one.
19:31It was a long time.
19:32But he rang up,
19:35I said,
19:35I didn't know that everything is happening.
19:36And then,
19:37when I saw the clip,
19:38I said,
19:39He said,
19:39I was like, I'm going to leave my house.
19:44I was like, I'm going to leave my house.
19:45I was like, I'm going to leave my house.
19:46After this controversy,
19:48you have to do more shows.
19:49Do you have to do live shows?
19:50Or do you have to do the books that you had already told?
19:53Do you have to do advance?
19:54The phone is very nice, but today,
19:57is very difficult to do comedy today.
19:58Do you know?
20:04How do you do?
20:05I don't know.
20:07At that time, genuinely,
20:08the first call came to Kapil sir.
20:10I don't know if it was the price,
20:12what he said.
20:13Whatever your good time is going,
20:16your bad time will also go.
20:22We were waiting.
20:23Something will happen,
20:25but...
20:27At that time,
20:28Kapil sir also closed the tweet.
20:31What did you do?
20:37the tweet.
20:38The tweet.
20:40The tweet.
20:44Yeah, Kapil, you came in 2004-2005, right?
20:492007.
20:50As I thought in 2007, this guy was the same.
20:54Oh!
20:54It's not good.
20:55It's good.
20:58It's good.
20:59Sumit, it's been a compliment for you.
21:05It's wonderful.
21:06It's like a breath of freshness.
21:08First, I would like to say that his heart is very clean.
21:10That's what people should know.
21:12No, don't you close someone's show.
21:15Then leave your life.
21:17Your heart will be clean.
21:20In the last year, my friends were very high.
21:24I feel.
21:25That's how I feel.
21:25That's right, that's right.
21:27That's right.
21:31What a mess, son.
21:32That's right, friends.
21:33You'll see the same.
21:34You'll see the same.
21:37You'll see the same thing.
21:38You'll see the same thing.
22:03You'll see the same thing.
22:04Oh my God.
22:24Thank you, sir.
22:25Thank you, sir.
22:26Thank you, sir.
22:30Genuinely a very, very big moment for me.
22:35Like across various shows.
22:36It was always my dream,
22:37that I will come to the TV one day.
22:39I never thought that you will come to the OTT one day.
22:49I genuinely love you so much,
22:51Arsana Maham and Siddupa ji.
22:53I love you guys so much.
23:16You are absolutely brilliant.
23:23Super.
23:25You are a part of my whole childhood.
23:31I was watching you.
23:32You and Shaker sir.
23:34You and Comedy Circus.
23:35I followed every episode.
23:37I didn't know what to say.
23:46Come and sit and talk.
23:54You are good.
23:56I respect you both.
23:58I respect you both.
23:59But I do a little bit more.
24:01Because he has never been out of zero.
24:12You have to kill me.
24:19I was wrong.
24:24But when we went to the police station,
24:26we both went to the police station.
24:27There was also a lot of fans of Siddupa ji.
24:30They were shooting their dialogue in the camera.
24:32They were shooting their dialogue.
24:33They were shooting them.
24:38They were shooting them.
24:46They were shooting them.
24:50They were shooting them.
24:55And they were shooting them.
24:57They were shooting them.
25:10But the only thing is,
25:16I thought they were shooting them.
25:16No, no, no, for medical license.
25:43Well said, well said.
25:46I have to express awareness.
25:47My aunt and aunt had attacked.
25:51I was alone at home.
25:52And I didn't remember the number of ambulance.
25:56Do you remember me?
25:59Tell me, Arshana, do you remember the number of ambulance?
26:01100 is the only call.
26:03It's the police.
26:05I didn't remember.
26:06I called 102.
26:08Who is that?
26:09Where did the fire look?
26:12I said, the fire looks like it's morning.
26:14Oh!
26:15Oh!
26:20Oh!
26:20Oh!
26:21Oh!
26:21Oh!
26:30Oh!
26:31Oh!
26:31Oh!
26:43Oh!
26:47Oh!
26:48Oh!
26:48Oh!
26:48Oh!
26:48Oh!
26:48Oh!
26:48Oh!
26:48Oh!
26:48Oh, oh!
27:03Oh, oh...
27:16Good evening and welcome to the great Indian Kapil show.
27:25Shupriya, Shupriya, please sit here.
27:32Who said I love you?
27:35Be happy, be happy.
27:39Situ Bhadi, today every person is making a YouTube channel.
27:41You both know.
27:45You can take someone to Netflix like this platform.
27:48Where people are watching.
27:51People also make their YouTube channel.
27:53I'm talking about myself.
27:56If there are four people in one house,
27:58then their mother is different, their father is different,
28:01their children are different.
28:02That's why I'm talking about you.
28:05I mean,
28:07You can see,
28:09every person is making a video.
28:11You have so many channels,
28:13my friends are in the kitchen.
28:15Guys,
28:16today I made a bread and bread and bread.
28:18I am saying that the husband's face is broken.
28:23And then the husband's face is broken.
28:24He makes a bread and bread and stuff.
28:26Then the husband's face is broken.
28:28The bread and bread is good.
28:31Then the bread and bread is good.
28:33I'm going to give you a little bit of makeup for me.
28:37The girls are coming to make-up tips today.
28:39I'm so crazy.
28:40Guys, you put a moisturizer.
28:43Put a little foundation, highlighter, blush, lip gloss.
28:49And finally, you put a magenta mascara with black eyeliner.
28:52And your 9 makeup looks better.
28:579 makeup looks better.
28:59First of all, the 28 things on the nose.
29:00Mom, I'm too young.
29:02I'm getting older here.
29:06If you are older than me, you're already looking for it.
29:09My little adults have clipped pink.
29:10They also look at the mágica.
29:12Hi guys.
29:13Guys, these guys have been Kombu like you are at home.
29:16Hi guys.
29:17So, let's comment on those videos.
29:19I'm looking to go with it.
29:20If people come to their home, they do not work.
29:25Guys, I am going to tell you about the backless blouse.
29:31foreign
29:45foreign
29:58close your eyes, open your eyes and open your eyes.
30:00They say,
30:02the problem is the peace of mind, friends.
30:05The life is living everyone is living.
30:07This is a life of four days.
30:09The baby says,
30:10what are four days?
30:11Mother says,
30:12I'm taking my name for 25 days.
30:12I'm taking my name for four days.
30:17Now, some people make a video of traveling,
30:21add your bag and get out of your bag.
30:23The world is waiting for you.
30:25You're commenting down below.
30:27Who will you get out of your bag?
30:31But this is the truth.
30:34Those talented people,
30:35who are their work,
30:36their original content,
30:38and their own channel,
30:39become a superstar.
30:40Today, our two guests,
30:41are such stars.
30:42They call them on their channel.
30:45Please welcome Mr. Samirana
30:47and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
30:56Thank you very much.
31:04Who will you?
31:09Welcome.
31:10Welcome, welcome!
31:11Oh, bro!
31:12Oh, my God.
31:14Oh, my God!
31:14Welcome! Welcome, welcome!
31:15Oh, my God!
31:19Welcome! Welcome!
31:19Welcome! Welcome!
31:20Oh, my God!
31:21Oh, my God!
31:25You see how many people love you?
31:27We are just happy that we are out of jail.
31:33You all know both of you.
31:35In the last year, you have been searching for the celebrities.
31:41People were searching for the internet.
31:44The police didn't search for different people.
31:48What did you feel last year? How did it go?
31:51It was a strange year.
31:52In this whole studio, there are two people who went to Supreme Court.
31:57They are Khum and Siddhu Paji.
32:06That's why I wrote a song for you.
32:09Come on, come on.
32:13We will be afraid of ourselves.
32:16We will be afraid of ourselves.
32:25and then we will be afraid of ourselves.
32:28We will also be afraid of ourselves.
32:29We will be afraid of ourselves.
32:42No, no.
32:44No, no.
32:44No, no.
32:46It's like I'm lost at home.
32:49Today, you will have a little coaching with me.
32:51How do you bounce back?
32:52Last time, Ranveer and Samir were together.
32:55There was a police case.
32:57So, today, you are together again.
32:59We will have coffee, coffee or anticipatory bail.
33:06You were watching later on?
33:08I've had a few episodes.
33:09I've also done some time.
33:10I've also done some time.
33:10But when I was hung up,
33:14I have, so...
33:15When I was close to the show,
33:18one day before,
33:20the office called me
33:20was that something bad with you.
33:23Is it true?
33:25Do I have truth?
33:25I said,
33:26Look, I am of the eyes.
33:27I can move and protest.
33:29I will tell you,
33:30if I'm not an impure.
33:34You are famous,
33:36but when you are famous,
33:37I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
33:37You can't say anything.
33:43I want to tell both brothers,
33:46look, we have no marriage.
33:47The people who work in our show
33:49all of us are two children.
33:51So today we will have a little bit of trouble.
33:53I had to have trouble.
33:55No, no, no.
34:00This is family friendly zone.
34:03This is family friendly.
34:04I am sure that you will learn a lot of things, but Ranveer is very beloved, and these are all
34:08the controversies that you have to learn.
34:12I am sure that you will learn a lot of things.
34:14People, let's see how much love you today.
34:19When the show is closed, who had to call first? What happened to you?
34:24I had to call him a lawyer before.
34:28And his phone didn't stop.
34:30So, where did Ranveer call?
34:31No, my brother came here in the audience, and I went to his house.
34:37He is here for acting.
34:39So, the people who have been able to do this is so much.
34:45I didn't have an idea.
34:46One day, it was about a while.
34:48And when I came, I said, come on.
34:50Then I knew that everything was happening.
34:52Then, when you saw this clip, I said, come on, come on.
34:57I was always thinking about leaving my house.
35:01I was thinking about being a little bit, and I saw the camera.
35:07I was thinking about leaving my house.
35:08I was thinking about leaving my house.
35:10I was thinking about leaving my house.
35:10But my house was very difficult to go.
35:14Now I'm thinking about comedy.
35:28Have you noticed?
35:29When your good time is running, your bad time will also be running.
35:38We were waiting, something will happen, something will happen.
35:42At that time, Kapil sir also stopped tweeting.
35:47Who did he do it?
35:52In the last two weeks, Udith Narayan also stopped taking puppies.
36:00Yeah, Kapil, you came in 2004 or 2005.
36:042007.
36:07I felt like this girl was like this.
36:09Oh!
36:10It's lovely.
36:11It's fun!
36:12It's fun!
36:13Sumit!
36:14Sumit, it's been a compliment for you.
36:20It's wonderful.
36:22It's like a breath of freshness.
36:23First, I would like to say that his heart is very clean.
36:26That's what people should know.
36:28Yeah.
36:29No, don't you close someone's show.
36:30Then, leave your life.
36:32Then, your heart will be clean.
36:35In the last one year, our friends are very strong.
36:39I feel.
36:40It's like this.
36:41It's like this.
36:42It's like this.
36:42It's like this.
36:43It's like this.
36:44It's like this.
36:46It's like this.
36:48It's like this.
37:11It's like this.
37:14It's like this.
37:14It's like this.
37:17It's like this.
37:17It's like this.
37:18It's like this.
37:19It's like this.
37:19It's like it's like this.
37:19Yes, sir.
37:26It's like this, ça a little bit.
37:26I'm sorry about this.
37:27How many times have you been doing?
37:32Oh my God.
37:34Well, Raj, I want to speak about...
37:38I am so proud to be here, and I am so proud to be here.
37:41Thank you, sir.
37:41Thank you, brother.
37:45Genuinely a very, very big moment for me.
37:48I really like watching you from childhood.
37:50Like across various shows.
37:52It was always my dream that I would come to the TV one day.
37:55I never thought that you would come to OTT one day.
38:04I genuinely love you so much, Arshana Ma'am,
38:08and Siddupaji.
38:09I love you guys so much.
38:10My son, if God closes one door,
38:13then open ten doors.
38:15Are you watching the doors?
38:16The most people are killing us.
38:29I love you, sir.
38:32I love you.
38:33You are absolutely brilliant.
38:39Super.
38:39Sir,
38:41you are a part of my whole childhood.
38:46I watched you.
38:48You and Shaker, sir.
38:49I followed you in the comedy circus.
38:51I followed every episode.
38:53Then I don't know what to say.
38:56I love you.
39:03I love you, sir.
39:04Come, come, please.
39:09I love you.
39:11I love you, sir.
39:13I love you.
39:14Come, come, please.
39:18Oh, my God.
39:19You're good, man.
39:26You're good, man.
39:30I love you.
39:30No, no, no.
39:32I love you.
39:34I love you too.
39:34I love you too.
39:36I love you too.
39:45I love you too.
39:48Take it, take it, take it, take it!
39:58Oh my God!
40:00Oh my God!
40:01Hey, man, how did your biceps come?
40:06When I started, I had a goal to create a fitness channel.
40:10I thought that it was a cool name.
40:12Like in wrestling, people's names.
40:14Triple H, Stone Cold.
40:15I thought that it was a cool name.
40:19But over time, I didn't drink beer.
40:24Bicep is still here.
40:26But the name is a little popular.
40:28So we've kept it.
40:29Do you have a liquor license for this?
40:31Or do you have a liquor license?
40:32No, it's a liquor license.
40:34When you've seen stand-up,
40:37this is a big joke on your grandma.
40:40My grandma never said,
40:42why are you failing my family's reputation?
40:45If you're killing me with the grandma's jokes,
40:46they're true.
40:47See sir, if I'm a copier,
40:49then I can write a quote in my grandma's memory.
40:51If I'm a singer,
40:53then I can write a song in my grandma's memory.
40:55If I'm a comedian,
40:56then I can write a joke in my grandma's memory.
40:58Well said, well said.
41:00I have to add awareness to my sister.
41:03My sister, my sister, had attacked once.
41:06And I was at home at that time.
41:08And I didn't remember the number of ambulance.
41:11Do you remember me?
41:14Can you tell me, I don't remember the number of ambulance.
41:16100 is the only call right now.
41:18It's the police.
41:20I didn't remember it.
41:22I called 102.
41:23Who is that?
41:24Fire.
41:26Where did the fire look?
41:27I said, fire will start in the morning.
41:40Some parents have told me,
41:42I've seen a video and my child is a kid.
41:44Yes, their parents have told me.
41:52My parents really liked the couple of sharmash.
41:55There is also a story.
41:57It's a genuine story.
41:58My dad was watching a lot.
42:00He was bed-ridden in his final phase.
42:02But we watched a couple of sharmash shows a lot.
42:05So, wherever he is, he is very happy today.
42:08Big, big day.
42:10Samai.
42:12You are an amazing comedian.
42:14So, who do you think in India is the best stand-up comedian?
42:20Stand up.
42:21In this case,
42:22There is no more.
42:23There is no more.
42:24I am the best comedian.
42:26I am the most.
42:26I am the most.
42:27The world is Kabir Sharma.
42:29Look, look.
42:34It's a big problem.
42:36I don't know how he does it.
42:38I mean, every week,
42:40every show,
42:41I don't know how many thousands of episodes you have done.
42:44It is unbelievable.
42:45Like it's yeah, I legend better. I stay in a way. Thank you.
42:49Thank you, brother. Lovely.
42:51Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
42:53You know, the power of the people.
42:54So, you have confidence.
42:56And normally, what happens?
42:58Sometimes we make a script.
42:59Sometimes it's not.
43:00Sometimes it's not.
43:01But people, you know,
43:03applause and regret.
43:05You say that you are not.
43:07We are with you.
43:08And this is your love.
43:09And this is your love.
43:10I'm sorry.
43:14I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
43:17But I'm sorry.
43:18I'm sorry.
43:22I'm sorry.
43:24But I'm sorry.
43:24But you know,
43:25what happens in your life?
43:26Like generally,
43:28how did you feel that
43:28you've played a show so many years?
43:31What happened from your perspective?
43:33How did you meet someone with a police officer?
43:37So what's your shock?
43:38I got great.
43:39foreign
43:41It was their shock.
43:42Sometimes they would listen to free time or listen to them.
43:45Our shock became our profession, our brand and butter became our brand and butter.
43:49And there's a jam.
43:52It's a jam, right?
43:53It's a jam, right?
43:54It's a jam, right?
43:55So, I feel like this is a great blessing.
43:57You feel good to do it.
43:59We are still with people when we don't get money.
44:02So, I feel like you are doing your work with your heart, and then the rest of the things
44:05come.
44:06So, I feel like it's a blessing.
44:07I feel like I've seen the flames in my childhood, and I also watched the film of the actors
44:10that I have seen the show when I came to the show, so I feel like it's true, or a
44:17dream
44:17or a dream that it is true.
44:17It's a life that you do everything.
44:19You should do a good job.
44:20I want to do a good job.
44:21Today my brother has to keep a little lower because he does what he does because he does
44:23because he does.
44:27This is good job.
44:27Good job.
44:28Good job.
44:29Good job.
44:31Good job.
44:32Good job.
44:32Good job.
44:33Good job.
44:34Absolutely!
44:38What are you talking about today?
44:40You can talk about death.
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