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Don't Mess With Frozen Queen's Rv
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00:02What?
00:08I'm back.
00:13Seven days from now, the asteroid hits the North Atlantic.
00:16The Northern Hemisphere drops to negative 94.
00:20Everyone freezes.
00:22After Dad died, his mistress Lauren and that brat Jessica stripped me of everything.
00:26They left me this dump as a joke.
00:27But turns out, I hit the jackpot.
00:30While the world freezes, the garbage keeps me warmer than diamonds.
00:37Enora!
00:39Help! It's me! Jessica!
00:41Some birds took everything from me! I'm gonna freeze out here!
00:44Please! Enora!
00:46Ten years ago, before my mother's body was even cold from the crash,
00:50my father moved his mistress and her brat into our home.
00:53He dumped me at the military academy to rot.
00:58But it's not her fault.
01:00I can help her.
01:15Get up.
01:25Why?
01:29Why?
01:30Why? I got the house, the cars, everything, and then this goddamn ice age turns it all into scrap metal
01:33while you're the big winner in a trash heap?
01:35No, not happening.
01:36Everything good in this life belongs to me.
01:37Before you kick the boat, here's a little gift for the grave.
01:39Your mom's crash?
01:40Not an accident.
01:41My mom cut her brake lines.
01:43It was a hit, Anela.
01:44Plain and simple.
01:44I'll find you.
01:46Even in hell.
01:48In the next life.
01:55Child,
01:56you shouldn't have left like this.
02:10No way.
02:11I'm back?
02:12This is the inheritance meeting.
02:14One week before the world ends.
02:16The luxury RV and the waste plant.
02:19The final assets of your father's estate.
02:21As he instructed, it's one for each of you.
02:23Take your pick.
02:26I'll take the...
02:28That's perfect, darling.
02:30We're taking that RV and hitting the road.
02:32I'm ready to see the world.
02:36No, mom.
02:37I'm taking the plant.
02:41Have you lost your mind?
02:42She picked the plant?
02:44No way.
02:44Is she back too?
02:46That RV belongs to your mother, Anola.
02:49You should keep it.
02:50Consider it a mementio.
02:52You think that plant is your bunker?
02:54You have no clue those foundations are rotten.
02:57Enjoy your death trap.
02:59One week until the sky falls.
03:00I need to turn this tin can into a doomsday arc.
03:03If it can't handle minus 148 degrees, I'm a dead woman.
03:07I want bank vault plating over the shell.
03:10High voltage steel mesh across the exterior.
03:12Double the insulation.
03:14Triple pane vacuum sealed glass.
03:16Bulletproof.
03:17Thermal.
03:18Military grade runflips with integrated snow chains.
03:21Cover the entire roof in high-output solar atrays.
03:24I want a massive battery bank under the floor.
03:27Triple layer blast doors.
03:29Independent water recycling.
03:31Heat pumps.
03:32And zero blind spite thermal cameras on every corner.
03:36You're looking at a month of labor and a million dollar bill.
03:39How do you pay?
03:40I'll pay 10 million.
03:42Get it done in a week.
03:46I also need heavy hardware.
03:48Big stuff.
03:4820% commission if you can find a seller who doesn't ask questions.
03:51Consider it done, ma'am.
03:52Thank god I memorized that jackpot number.
03:5550 mil.
03:5630 should be enough to stockpile for a lifetime.
04:00It's not enough.
04:01Even if I pack this thing to the ceiling, I won't last a year.
04:04I need more space.
04:05How am I gonna pull this off?
04:18What the hell?
04:21What the hell?
04:34Mom.
04:36You said this stone was a gift from the stars.
04:39I didn't know you meant a literal tear in physics.
04:41A pocket dimension?
04:54Defenses.
04:55Maxed.
04:59Armory.
05:00Hot.
05:04Supplies.
05:05Full.
05:06Zero.
05:07Zero.
05:07Time.
05:07Dilation.
05:08No.
05:08Snow.
05:09Expiration.
05:09No.
05:10A.
05:10Rot.
05:10Web.
05:11No.
05:21So...牛.
05:23Whether.
05:26Song.
05:27But...
05:29No.
05:31Many.
05:47look at this anella the world is ending and i'm literally sweating how's the tin can
05:55battery dead yet rvs use power like water she'll be a ice lolly by midnight
06:00oh i'm shivering just thinking about it but hey look on the bright side yes you'll get to say hi
06:07to
06:07your mom real soon you should worry about your own glass house jessica when those windows blow
06:18don't come begging at my door seven days later no it's for my baby please give it to me no
06:37motion detected motion detected
06:45my neighbors how the hell did they track me down
06:51jessica you spiteful bitch miss stone i'm jack we're all friends here right look we saw you loading up
06:57at the store we're stopping out here jump and share a little please help we're starving please
07:00i don't have anything for you move along don't lie to us jessica told us exactly what you've got this
07:04rig is a goddamn fortress full of steaks and wine open the door you selfish bitch open up or we'll
07:08open it for you okay enough talking do it
07:16mercy is a death sentence in this world
07:24last chance endala open this damn door i'm cutting my way in do it jack cut her open cut her
07:30out of
07:30there
07:35can't open it can't open it at all hey stop what the hell are you doing
07:46willin get it back on you who the hell are you get out of the way
07:54matthew he's the only one who treated me like a human being in the last life
08:02i've got you in light please stay with me i've got you
08:09this time matthew i will protect you
08:16are you insane you're playing bodyguard for this bitch right
08:20wait
08:20oh
08:21oh
08:21oh
08:21oh
08:22oh
08:22oh
08:23oh
08:23Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:54Shit. He's dying. I have to pull him in.
09:00Matthew, wake up! Get in the car, dammit!
09:17What the hell is this? Are you okay?
09:21Enla!
09:27Come on. Fuck!
09:35You're staying here. No arguments.
09:37Right, but I don't get it. It's 75 degrees in here.
09:39You have weapons, food. Did you know the world was going to end?
09:45Matthew, I'm going to tell you everything.
09:47I was reborn. In the last life, Jessica killed me.
09:51You saved me, but we both died. Then I woke up before the apocalypse.
09:58I'll do whatever it takes to keep you breathing. No matter the life.
10:08Guess I'm the only one left on Earth who remembers it's Thanksgiving.
10:39I'm giving.
10:41Because you spent the supply budget on Chanel bags and Lou Bottines.
10:45This shitty thing eats coal like a furnace in hell, and we're almost out.
10:50A turkey?
10:51She's eating a goddamn feast while we're chewing on bricks?
10:53It's not fair.
10:56She's not going to be feasting for long.
10:58We're taking it all.
10:59Every scrap.
11:01Good thing I stuck a GPS tracker on that rig before she left.
11:05And Lois is loaded with fresh meat and fuel.
11:07Happy hunting, everyone.
11:08That's not enough.
11:09The neighbors couldn't dent that armor with pipes.
11:12We need real hardware.
11:15Kane, I've got a trade for you.
11:19I saw Jessica's post.
11:21This is the one.
11:22It's a goddamn rolling grocery store.
11:24I built this rig.
11:25There isn't a safer spot on the planet.
11:27If we crack this nut, we live.
11:30It's that simple.
11:37We're going to need something with a real kick.
11:43Relax, everyone.
11:44I'm her sister.
11:45I'll show you how to talk to Inala.
11:48Open up, Inala.
11:50I know you're in there.
11:51I'm warning you.
11:52We brought C4.
11:54Open up, or we'll paint the snow with your brains.
11:57Out of food already?
11:59Jessica's dumber than I thought.
12:03Explosives, Enola.
12:05Relax.
12:06The hull is blast-raided.
12:08Let's finish our dinner.
12:23You think you're clever, Enola?
12:27Payback's a bitch!
12:33Damn!
12:34What the hell is this thing made of?
12:35Where's the weakness you were talking about?
12:38Come out and face us, you coward!
12:40We'll flip this tin can over!
12:47Careful!
12:49That's enough.
12:50Time to hit back.
13:09It's electric!
13:10The whole damn thing is electrified!
13:23Zombies!
13:23There are zombies!
13:34Zombies!
13:34There are zombies!
13:38Get out of the way!
13:44Get to the bikes!
13:53It's happening.
13:55The real outbreak.
14:04The electricity isn't working.
14:06They're not stopping.
14:09The virus has destroyed their nervous system.
14:12Pain doesn't work.
14:13Then what?
14:14They'll tip the RV over!
14:27Nitrogen purge activated.
14:34That was insane.
14:40I didn't expect the virus to go global this fast.
14:43This is a goddamn extinction-level threat.
14:44Biologically, the extreme cold might have triggered the mutation.
14:47I was deep into this research before the collapse.
14:48I think I can develop an inhibitor or something to slow the cellular gnosis.
14:51If you pull this off, you're not just saving us.
14:53You're saving what's left of humanity.
14:54Whatever you need, I'll find it.
14:56I need a sample.
14:57A live one.
15:01Then we're going hunting.
15:09Enjoy the ride while you can, Inala.
15:12Your house is about to become mine.
15:24Target locked.
15:32Got her.
15:33Nice shot.
15:49Long time no see, Enola. Hope you like the big surprise I brought you.
15:59Hold on tight.
16:03Blow it up!
16:08Can't lock it, it's too slippery.
16:09Then blow up the bridge!
16:10Gonna blow up the bridge!
16:14Fuck!
16:18Can't lock it, it's too slippery!
16:19Then blow up the bridge!
16:23Fuck!
16:27Fire!
16:41I've had enough of this circus. It's time to end it.
16:45We'll do it!
16:53Ah!
16:56Don't do that!
17:08Oh
17:29High voltage isn't cutting. Grab the hardware.
17:40We can't stay pinned down. I'm breaking out.
18:02Finally safe.
18:12Finally safe.
18:45Inla, I love you.
18:48I love you too.
19:15Morning, sleepyhead. Breakfast is served. Dig in.
19:24I sent a drone over to the waste plant yesterday.
19:26The thermal signature is rising, but they've boarded up every single window.
19:30I couldn't see a damn thing inside.
19:32Inla, the odds of surviving a bird going down like that are basically zero.
19:35You're overthinking it. Even if by some miracle she's alive, we ditch the tracker.
19:39She's blind. She can't find us.
19:42I need a closer look.
19:57What? Jessica isn't dead?
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