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00:00:00Tim es so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
00:00:02Ok, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life. Come on.
00:00:07Surprise!
00:00:11Tim?
00:00:13Tanya, what the hell?
00:00:15What are you doing here, Lily?
00:00:17Tanya, you're my best friend. How could you do this?
00:00:19We both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:00:31What are you doing?
00:00:32I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright.
00:00:41You are going to throw away our entire relationship because we didn't match on some stupid dating app.
00:00:49Our app.
00:00:51We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is to have simply confirmed the fear of what
00:00:57you've become.
00:01:01What?
00:01:02I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:01:06I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:01:17Ah.
00:01:37Easy, mate.
00:01:46Break up
00:01:55Yep
00:01:57My girlfriend
00:01:58Well, ex-girlfriend
00:02:01Tried to hit me in the head with a golf club
00:02:06My boyfriend
00:02:08Ex-boyfriend
00:02:09Who's sleeping with my best friend
00:02:11Ouch
00:02:14How about I
00:02:15Buy us a drink
00:02:17And you can tell me about it
00:02:20Okay
00:02:23That's all this is
00:02:24Is an invitation for
00:02:25Something more
00:02:26Oh, of course not
00:02:28I would never take advantage
00:02:32Man, I'll have
00:02:34Two more of whatever she was having
00:02:44To her break
00:02:47Finding true love
00:03:04To her break
00:03:05This town feels like a schiff
00:03:47Gracias por ver el video.
00:04:17Gracias por ver el video.
00:04:18Gracias por ver el video.
00:04:37I hope you don't mind. I raided your fridge.
00:04:41Oh, you didn't have to...
00:04:49We didn't...
00:04:51You know...
00:04:52With all due respect, I wouldn't have sex with anyone who was as drunk as either of us last night.
00:05:00Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
00:05:02Oh, thank God.
00:05:05Not that I wouldn't want... I mean, you're very...
00:05:10You're a very attractive man. I'm Mr...
00:05:13Mr...
00:05:14Mr...
00:05:15Right.
00:05:16Right.
00:05:18Jake.
00:05:19Right, how could I forget?
00:05:22You put my name in your phone as Mr. Right.
00:05:25Your idea, not mine.
00:05:33I almost forgot.
00:05:54Oh, sorry. I...
00:05:57Wait, I...
00:05:58I thought you slept on the couch.
00:06:02I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
00:06:05And I said you felt the same.
00:06:07Sorry, I...
00:06:10I get a little flirty...
00:06:12When I'm drunk.
00:06:14I don't mind it one bit.
00:06:17By the way, there's a new dating app that just came out called Love Swim.
00:06:21Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
00:06:23Okay, well, this one's a bit...
00:06:25Especially that one. I mean, even the name of this...
00:06:28Oh, well, I'm hoping to give it a shot.
00:06:32Because I think you deserve to find real love.
00:06:57I didn't press charges.
00:06:59Because you love me?
00:07:01I care for you.
00:07:03But no.
00:07:04I don't love you.
00:07:05We created an incredible app.
00:07:08Love Swipe's going to make a lot of people very happy.
00:07:12Take care, Elise.
00:07:16Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
00:07:21Once I'm finished, you'll be mine forever.
00:07:28All mine.
00:07:38What do you want, Tanya?
00:07:39Can we please just talk?
00:07:40Look, I want my best friend back.
00:07:45We're too damn bad.
00:07:46I don't want to hear it.
00:07:47Now, please, can you go?
00:07:49Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you and you're not being reasonable.
00:07:53Reasonable?
00:07:55Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend and you're telling me to be reasonable?
00:08:06Lily, I love you and I know you don't want to hear this, but there is somebody out there for
00:08:13you.
00:08:13It's okay.
00:08:16It's okay.
00:08:17Hey, Lily.
00:08:19Lily, I want you to be in love and I want you to be happy, but...
00:08:27What is that?
00:08:39That jerk, he lied to me!
00:08:58Love Swipe uses a unique approach.
00:09:02With potential for true love guaranteed on every match and recognized love on the seventh date.
00:09:08So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
00:09:13That's right.
00:09:14And with restrained, tasteful marketing, like you brilliant people execute every single day,
00:09:20everyone will be guaranteed true love.
00:09:22Love Swipe.
00:09:24That's perfect.
00:09:25Thank you for your time.
00:09:26Now, I think this is the beginning of a very fruitful business relationship.
00:09:39How are the eggs?
00:09:40You fucking date raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:45You fucking date raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:51I never want to see you again!
00:09:58I need a drink.
00:10:01Mr. Wright?
00:10:02You're going to be a very rich man.
00:10:05Your life is about to change, sir.
00:10:08Thank you.
00:10:24And just like that, I'll be able to manipulate Love Swipe.
00:10:31I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
00:10:34And then you'll come crawling back.
00:10:37But, just in case...
00:10:40Dustin, how's it going in there?
00:10:41All set, boss.
00:10:43Cameras in every room.
00:10:46Perfect.
00:10:47It's time for the contingency.
00:10:49Okay.
00:10:58The last three years of my life have led to this.
00:11:03I'm going to make the world fall in love.
00:11:05I'm finally going to meet the woman of my dreams.
00:11:09Here's to you.
00:11:10Gorgeous.
00:11:11Whoever you are.
00:11:18I'm going to make the world fall in love.
00:11:19I'm finally going to meet the woman of my dreams.
00:11:24I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
00:11:27I'm just a girl hanging out with her best friend and her ex-boyfriend who cheated on her.
00:11:31Life's a dream.
00:11:33Lily, I'm telling you, you need to download Love Swipe.
00:11:36She's right, Lily.
00:11:37This app is different.
00:11:39Are you even listening to yourself?
00:11:40You downloaded a dating app while you were in a relationship.
00:11:43Lily, one day you're going to look back at this.
00:11:45No, if either of you says one more word about that stupid app, I swear I'm going to scream.
00:11:54Lily, this is serendipity.
00:11:57What is?
00:11:57Love Swipe.
00:11:58It just released a new update.
00:11:59Oh my God.
00:12:00Are you serious right now?
00:12:02You're trying it.
00:12:03No the hell I'm not.
00:12:05Give me that back.
00:12:06You'll thank me later when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
00:12:11Fine.
00:12:12Fine.
00:12:13I'll try your stupid app just to prove that both of you were horrible people and I'll never forgive you.
00:12:20No way.
00:12:32You can't pee.
00:12:34Well, the app doesn't lie.
00:12:37I'm coming for you, beautiful.
00:12:41This is the guy who date raped me.
00:12:43He what?
00:12:44Here's the plan.
00:12:45So you go on the first date and the moment he lies about what he did, you stalk him, okay?
00:12:51I do like the idea of kicking Mr. Wright's butt.
00:12:57Dustin, find out everything you can.
00:13:03I am going to bring you two together.
00:13:07Then I'm going to tear you apart.
00:13:15Meet for breakfast at the restaurant.
00:13:29What?
00:13:44Lily, you idiot.
00:13:53I don't know what you heard or saw, but I would never, ever...
00:13:57Jake, oh wait. I'm so, so sorry.
00:14:00Let's just say I know you didn't do what I thought you did.
00:14:06I'm a man of my word, Lily. You should know that.
00:14:09I'm really glad you came. Shall we?
00:14:15I'm a man of my word, Lily.
00:14:23Jake, come on.
00:14:30Well done, Dustin.
00:14:33She's a girl with a tragic past.
00:14:35This may be over quicker than I thought.
00:14:43Let the games begin.
00:14:49Share a secret from your childhood.
00:14:53May I?
00:14:55Sure.
00:14:56Okay.
00:14:58When I was nine, I drank three of those little cartons of milk that they give you lunch at school.
00:15:05And I really had to go to the bathroom. So I raised my hand, but the teacher won't let me
00:15:09go. So I just make a run for it.
00:15:15When, uh...
00:15:15You beat yourself?
00:15:17Oh, I wish. I wish. That's the day I found out that I'm lactose intolerant.
00:15:23Oh, no.
00:15:24Oh, no.
00:15:25So every single step I take, it's like...
00:15:29Well, everything exploded out of me.
00:15:31And I cried.
00:15:32And I cried a lot.
00:15:34It was the saddest day of my own life.
00:15:38Oh, Jake, I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:15:40It's okay.
00:15:42I'm not sure if I can beat that, but...
00:15:45Let me try.
00:15:47Ask about her sister, Doreen.
00:15:50I got it.
00:15:51When I was 13...
00:15:53Oh.
00:15:53It wants me to ask you about your sister.
00:15:56My sister?
00:15:58Camilla? She's not a part of the story.
00:15:59No, I'm not Camilla.
00:16:00Doreen.
00:16:05I'm so sorry.
00:16:08I...
00:16:08I have to go.
00:16:22It's like taking candy from a baby.
00:16:37I should have never listened to Tanya too.
00:16:40What was I thinking?
00:16:47Looks like it's over before it even started.
00:16:55What is he doing here?
00:16:58Lily, it's me.
00:17:00Go away, Jake.
00:17:02Just leave me alone, please.
00:17:04Look, I don't know what happened back there, but I promise I didn't mean-
00:17:07This whole thing is so stupid.
00:17:09I hate dating apps.
00:17:11They don't work and you just get hurt.
00:17:14I mean, I think we should give the app another shot.
00:17:17If we just-
00:17:18Why do you care so much about this stupid app?
00:17:25Because I created it and I'm falling in love with you.
00:17:30What did you say?
00:17:32I said I believe in love.
00:17:36But I also believe in respecting women's feelings.
00:17:41I'm sorry.
00:17:42Doreen.
00:17:52No.
00:17:52No.
00:18:00My sister Doreen and I were really close.
00:18:08One day, when we were little, I slipped and fell in the pool.
00:18:15And she jumped in to save me.
00:18:20But I couldn't save her.
00:18:26I've never told anyone but my family that.
00:18:36I'm so sorry.
00:18:41I've never had any siblings.
00:18:44I've never had any siblings.
00:18:45But I had a younger cousin.
00:18:47And two months before he turned 11.
00:18:51And he got diagnosed with a-
00:18:57He didn't make it to his birthday.
00:19:00I'm so sorry that happened to you, Jake.
00:19:06Thank you.
00:19:11For sharing your past with me.
00:19:14Thank you.
00:19:28No.
00:19:30No, no.
00:19:33No.
00:19:33No.
00:19:43Let's see how they handle date number two.
00:19:50Alright, let's go and warm up those bodies.
00:19:53Getting the body moving. Feeling good.
00:19:56Wait, are you?
00:19:59Are you promoting the app?
00:20:04Am I on camera?
00:20:07No, I'm just a guy on a date.
00:20:11Whatcha talking about, Jake?
00:20:13I don't know, I've never met this woman in my life.
00:20:16Oh, come on, you're the love swipe guy.
00:20:20Love swipe guy?
00:20:22What have you got to do with the app?
00:20:24Absolutely nothing at all.
00:20:25What? No, you're the bi-
00:20:32What?
00:20:32Gosh, I'm so sorry.
00:20:34I totally had the wrong person.
00:20:37What's dance?
00:20:38You think you can handle that?
00:20:39Um, yeah.
00:20:41Oh yeah, here we go.
00:20:42This is it.
00:20:44You're being stiff.
00:20:46See?
00:20:46Oh, I'm kinda better than you.
00:20:47I don't like that.
00:20:48It's alright.
00:20:49You're a little stiff.
00:20:50Uh oh, you're doing it wrong.
00:20:51Open it out.
00:20:52Come in.
00:20:53It smells.
00:20:55Whoa.
00:20:55Ooh.
00:21:03Ooh.
00:21:11Ooh.
00:21:11Ooh.
00:21:12Ooh.
00:21:15Ooh.
00:21:18Damn your charming willingness to fail, Jake Wright!
00:21:21Ooh.
00:21:22Ooh.
00:21:24Ooh.
00:21:25Número 3
00:21:33Admit your greatest failure
00:21:37You're gonna think I'm a loser
00:21:40I would never
00:21:44Okay, here it goes
00:21:47I dropped out of law school
00:21:49I was really good at it, but
00:21:51This one summer I took this internship
00:21:53At this huge law firm
00:21:54And
00:21:56They were horrible to me
00:22:00I never went back to school that fall
00:22:03I gave up on my dream
00:22:06Because I didn't want to end up like that
00:22:09Well, I think that you should try again
00:22:11I bet you'd be good at it
00:22:13And I think you'd look pretty good
00:22:15In a power pants suit
00:22:19What about you?
00:22:23Oh
00:22:24You know, I
00:22:25I was just fired
00:22:29Rather dramatically
00:22:30From a major social media company
00:22:33Right as it was getting huge
00:22:36So, yeah
00:22:38So you work in tech?
00:22:40Yeah
00:22:41Yep, I work in tech
00:22:45Why did you want to become a lawyer?
00:22:48Ask Jake what he does for a living
00:22:50What do you do for a living?
00:22:53I told you I'm in tech
00:22:55Okay, but what does that mean?
00:22:57Tell the truth
00:23:01I work in a...
00:23:08For a startup
00:23:09Very secret startup
00:23:12Unfortunately
00:23:12I wish I could say more
00:23:15But I signed an NDA
00:23:16So I just
00:23:17Oh, I totally understand
00:23:20Can you promise me something?
00:23:24Don't ever lie to me
00:23:27Please
00:23:28I promise
00:23:31What is happening?
00:23:33Why don't I have cameras in the restaurant?
00:23:37I need to see Jake
00:23:38Get what's coming to him
00:23:39Maybe a little pain is more
00:23:41Dustin
00:23:42You're up
00:23:45All right, you two
00:23:46I'm Master Allison
00:23:48And I'll be instructing you today
00:23:49First things first
00:23:50We're going to get
00:23:51A feel for your training level
00:23:53Let's do you first, doll
00:23:55Her name's Lily
00:23:56Okay
00:23:58Lily doll
00:23:58Let's see what you got
00:24:00Do some one-two combos
00:24:01Stop them in
00:24:04Yeah, all right
00:24:05A little harder, let's go
00:24:06All right
00:24:07Yeah, you can do it a little harder
00:24:08Boom, boom
00:24:09Good
00:24:09Good job
00:24:10All right, next
00:24:11We're going to test your reflexes
00:24:12Hey
00:24:14That's enough
00:24:17You okay?
00:24:18Yeah, fine
00:24:18Just
00:24:19There's something I should probably tell you
00:24:21All right, next
00:24:21Bud
00:24:22Come here
00:24:23Say
00:24:24Ain't you that CEO tech guy?
00:24:27Uh
00:24:28No
00:24:29Not me
00:24:30Yeah, your sexy ex-girlfriend
00:24:32Beat your ass
00:24:33What
00:24:34What's he talking about, Jake?
00:24:37I don't know
00:24:37But this guy needs to learn some manners
00:24:43Jake
00:24:44I promise you
00:24:45You don't need to do this
00:24:46Nobody hits my girl
00:24:48And gets away with it
00:24:48I'm your girl
00:24:51Maybe
00:25:01You good?
00:25:02Yeah
00:25:02I'm sorry
00:25:03Can't protect you
00:25:06This guy's deal
00:25:08I don't know
00:25:08But
00:25:09Just stay here for a minute
00:25:11There's something I need to show you
00:25:12Hey, Lily, wait
00:25:13He's crazy
00:25:20That was amazing
00:25:22I've been training for years
00:25:24It's really sweet
00:25:25You tried to protect me
00:25:26But next time
00:25:28Ask if I need help
00:25:48Let's get out of here
00:25:53Date number four
00:26:01Where's your bathroom
00:26:02It's just
00:26:03Right there
00:26:14You know, you didn't have to
00:26:15Bring me home
00:26:18I can't believe you didn't tell me
00:26:19You're a trained fighter
00:26:20There's a lot of things I've told you
00:26:25There's a lot of things I want to show you
00:26:27Oh, yeah?
00:26:29Like what?
00:26:49Come here
00:26:50And then I'll show you
00:27:17I should bet you
00:27:28You have the most
00:27:30Beautiful body I've ever seen
00:27:44It's yours
00:27:47You can touch me
00:28:01Hold on
00:28:02Hold on a second
00:28:03It's okay
00:28:04I want to
00:28:07Please stop
00:28:12What's wrong?
00:28:12I want you
00:28:14I want you
00:28:15So much
00:28:19I have to wait for the app
00:28:22We have to wait
00:28:24For the app
00:28:25Are you kidding?
00:28:26Screw that stupid app
00:28:27The app isn't stupid
00:28:34I'm sorry
00:28:35I really
00:28:36I just think we should wait
00:28:38I just think we should wait
00:28:39Oh
00:28:41Okay
00:28:45Fine
00:28:46I guess I'll
00:28:48See you at our next date
00:28:58That was totally up close for comfort
00:29:03I've got to take things up a notch
00:29:07It's time for the contingency
00:29:30It's time for the contingency
00:29:34Don't even try to stop me
00:29:36Don't even try to stop me
00:29:36Lily please
00:29:38Just tell me where she is
00:29:39Okay
00:29:40Don't lie to me
00:29:41We'll end things right here
00:29:42I won't even be mad
00:29:42I just need you to be honest with me
00:29:44Okay
00:29:44I don't know what you're talking about
00:29:46I'm not an idiot
00:29:47Jake
00:29:47I've been cheated on before
00:29:48Tell me where she is
00:29:50There's no one here
00:29:51Who are you talking about?
00:29:53I'll show you who I'm talking about
00:30:02It was just here
00:30:04What are you talking about?
00:30:06I got an email
00:30:07With nudes
00:30:08Of some woman in your apartment
00:30:09And they weren't selfies
00:30:10So I know that you took them
00:30:11I'm sorry
00:30:14But there is
00:30:15No woman
00:30:17Naked or clothed
00:30:18In here
00:30:20You are the only person
00:30:22I want naked in my apartment
00:30:23Lily
00:30:24Lily
00:30:24Really
00:30:25I swear it
00:30:27I'm sorry
00:30:29I swear I'm not crazy
00:30:30I just
00:30:31I can't go through that again
00:30:33You won't have to
00:30:39I promise
00:30:48What are you doing?
00:30:49I changed my mind
00:30:52I want you
00:30:53Right now
00:30:55Right now
00:31:31Jake, stop
00:31:36Sorry
00:31:40I'm sorry
00:31:41I just
00:31:41I really want to
00:31:43It's just
00:31:44I'm still shaken up
00:31:45By those photos
00:31:48And you know what
00:31:50Love's vibe is working
00:31:53I think we should wait
00:31:56Okay
00:31:56Yeah
00:31:59We can wait
00:32:00I would never want to pressure you
00:32:03I promise
00:32:09As soon as love's vibe gives us permission
00:32:13You can have me
00:32:16All of me
00:32:17And you say
00:32:17Holy shit
00:32:24We can have you
00:32:28We can also
00:32:45Oh no
00:32:49So he's definitely not a
00:32:51A date rapist? No
00:32:52I found the condom the next morning
00:32:54He's a perfect gentleman who slept on the couch
00:32:57And made me eggs
00:32:57You're sure you trust this guy?
00:33:00Not that you'd know anything about trust
00:33:03But yeah
00:33:04Yeah, I did
00:33:05What does he do for work?
00:33:07He's intact
00:33:10Why are you guys acting so weird?
00:33:12There's something we need to tell you about, Jake
00:33:14Something you may not want to hear
00:33:17What do you mean?
00:33:21I wasn't originally talking about
00:33:23I'm joking, yeah, you're being an ass right there
00:33:25I think she's small
00:33:32Are you sure you're alright?
00:33:34I'm fine
00:33:37Ask Jake about his work
00:33:39Finally I can see what's happening
00:33:42Now that I've planted Jake's work history
00:33:44I should push him to tell the truth
00:33:47And then he'll be mine again
00:33:49My friends didn't come yet
00:33:51I mean, those two
00:33:54Who are in disguise every single time we come here
00:33:56They, yeah, didn't they cheat on you behind your back?
00:34:01Only because of that stupid app
00:34:03Okay, can we not blame the app?
00:34:12Jake Wright, you're a 30 under 30
00:34:18What do you do for work?
00:34:20I'm in tech
00:34:21I told you
00:34:24My friends
00:34:26They received an envelope with documents
00:34:29Saying that you're an app developer
00:34:35What kind of apps do you develop?
00:34:36Please don't let him
00:34:39Okay
00:34:40I'm
00:34:41I'm gonna tell you
00:34:42But that's
00:34:44Because I trust you
00:34:45And you have to promise
00:34:46Not to tell anyone else
00:34:48Okay?
00:34:49Okay, I promise
00:34:50I swear I won't tell anybody
00:34:53I'm
00:34:54I'm
00:34:54I'm
00:34:57I started a
00:35:02I started an app
00:35:04And I'm looking for investors
00:35:08And I'm just
00:35:09Poor app developer
00:35:11Looking for backing
00:35:13I'm sorry
00:35:14Do you believe me?
00:35:18Of course I believe you
00:35:19I just
00:35:21Thank you for being honest with me
00:35:30Oh, she wants honesty
00:35:34Or she's not
00:35:36So
00:35:49So
00:35:51What kind of poor are we talking?
00:35:52Like your parents pay your rent?
00:35:55Or
00:35:56You're still a rich tech guy
00:35:57But just not as rich
00:35:58As a super rich tech guy
00:35:59All I can say is
00:36:02If this app takes off
00:36:04I'm not gonna need to worry about money
00:36:06You got this
00:36:09Okay
00:36:11Lie detector test tomorrow
00:36:12That's so crazy
00:36:13It's almost like it's listening to our conversation
00:36:16Actually
00:36:17It's
00:36:17Perceived intuition
00:36:18Is
00:36:19Machine learning
00:36:21From
00:36:21Thorough scrapping
00:36:22Of social media platforms
00:36:24How do you know that?
00:36:27Just a guess
00:36:29Pretty sure other apps use it
00:36:30Well
00:36:31I'm not scared of some lie detector test
00:36:33There's nothing
00:36:34I wouldn't tell you
00:36:38Do you feel the same?
00:36:40Yeah
00:36:41Actually there's somewhere
00:36:43I gotta be
00:36:44We should get out of here
00:36:49I've got you right where I want you
00:36:51Lily Niblock
00:36:52Prepare
00:36:53For heartbreak
00:36:56So
00:36:57How does this work again?
00:36:59The machine analyzes our answers
00:37:01And makes
00:37:02Little TV
00:37:03Show noises
00:37:04Nervous
00:37:05But excited
00:37:08That's it true
00:37:09So you ready?
00:37:11Yeah
00:37:11Absolutely
00:37:14Jake are you sure?
00:37:16Yes
00:37:17I'm sure
00:37:19Ask about his job
00:37:23So
00:37:24Jake are you an app developer?
00:37:26Yes
00:37:30What kind of apps do you develop?
00:37:34Two apps for
00:37:37Statistical analysis
00:37:38And one for
00:37:39Social media scrubbing
00:37:42Social media scrubbing
00:37:43Like our dating app?
00:37:45Yep
00:37:45Just like that
00:37:48Have you developed any other apps?
00:37:52Well
00:37:52Are you okay?
00:37:57Yeah
00:37:58Yep
00:38:03There isn't anything
00:38:05You could tell me
00:38:05I wouldn't understand
00:38:08I'm falling for you
00:38:11And I trust you
00:38:12And I trust you, okay?
00:38:14Okay
00:38:23Okay
00:38:23Okay
00:38:26Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:29Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:34Nope
00:38:39Why are you lying to me?
00:38:41I'm
00:38:41I'm not
00:38:42I'm not
00:38:42I swear
00:38:43I swear
00:38:46Lily
00:38:46Do you trust me?
00:38:48I think so
00:38:50And are you attracted to me?
00:38:53Yes
00:38:55And are you ready to find true love?
00:38:57I
00:38:59Yes
00:39:01I'm ready to find love
00:39:04Are you sure?
00:39:06Yes, I'm sure
00:39:08Lily, what's
00:39:08What's going on?
00:39:10You said that you were ready for the real thing
00:39:13Jake, I promise
00:39:13I am ready for the real thing
00:39:18Sorry, that's
00:39:18Not the word
00:39:19You said that you were ready
00:39:20For real love
00:39:23I'm sorry
00:39:49Please
00:39:51What are you doing here?
00:39:51I just wanted to talk with you
00:39:53About the app
00:39:56Yeah
00:40:07So
00:40:09What's wrong with the app?
00:40:11Oh, no
00:40:12Nothing
00:40:13That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about
00:40:15Um
00:40:17I
00:40:18I was really
00:40:20Hurting
00:40:21After we broke up
00:40:23So
00:40:24After a day or so
00:40:26I
00:40:26Downloaded the app
00:40:28And
00:40:29I matched with someone
00:40:31And
00:40:32Jake
00:40:33You were right
00:40:35What do you mean?
00:40:37I mean, I met someone, Jake
00:40:39The app works
00:40:41And I'm proof
00:40:42I mean, we are talking
00:40:44About getting married
00:40:47Great
00:40:47Well, I'm
00:40:48I'm happy for you
00:40:51Well
00:40:52What about you?
00:40:53Have you
00:40:54Matched with anyone?
00:40:56Uh
00:40:57Yeah
00:40:59Yeah?
00:41:00Okay
00:41:00Tell me about her
00:41:02Is she pretty?
00:41:04Honestly
00:41:04It's
00:41:07Things aren't going that well
00:41:10Well
00:41:11I mean, you don't
00:41:13You're not trying to say it's Love Swipe's fault
00:41:15Because
00:41:15I mean, I know the app works
00:41:17You were right
00:41:19All along, Jake
00:41:23I just don't know anymore
00:41:26Well
00:41:28I really hope you two work things out
00:41:34I just wanted to thank you in person
00:41:38We really did make something special together
00:41:50Okay
00:41:51Just because
00:41:51Me and my match are having issues
00:41:56I'm falling in love with her
00:41:58And I'm happy for you
00:41:59But I think you should go
00:42:01I'm so sorry, Jake
00:42:03I'm so sorry
00:42:04You're right
00:42:05Again
00:42:07You know, we're
00:42:08In love with other people
00:42:09And
00:42:10I need to respect that
00:42:13I'm sorry
00:42:23We got you, Jake
00:42:26Let's see how your little sweetheart
00:42:27Feels about this
00:42:35I'm never going to find love again
00:42:38All men are liars
00:42:40And the worst part is
00:42:41The two of you made me a liar
00:42:43I can't even trust my own heart
00:42:46I'm sorry, Lily
00:42:49Screw you, Tim
00:43:01Five minutes ago
00:43:03That asshole
00:43:11Okay, all right
00:43:13Lily
00:43:14It's so good to see you
00:43:16Okay, what's going on?
00:43:17Do you think I'm an idiot, Jake?
00:43:19No, of course not
00:43:20Then where is she?
00:43:22Who?
00:43:24Don't gaslight me
00:43:25I'm not crazy
00:43:25I know you're hiding things from me
00:43:27Okay, I promise
00:43:28I'm not hiding anything from you
00:43:30Liar
00:43:31You're lying to me
00:43:32I saw a video of the two of you kissing
00:43:34What video?
00:43:42No, no, no
00:43:43This can't be happening again
00:43:44Lily
00:43:45Give me your phone
00:43:49Just what I thought
00:43:50You know, a traditional trace of malware
00:43:53So it's not hacked?
00:43:57You did get an email
00:43:58And that the video was mysteriously deleted
00:44:01Because I was kissing another woman in it
00:44:08Wait, what are you saying?
00:44:10That woman
00:44:11That woman
00:44:12Was my ex-girlfriend
00:44:14And she is a
00:44:15Brilliant
00:44:17Coder and hacker
00:44:18But also
00:44:21Extremely
00:44:21Unstable
00:44:25But why was she here?
00:44:26Why were you kissing her?
00:44:28She came over to
00:44:30Tell me she was in love with someone else
00:44:33But then she
00:44:35She kissed me
00:44:37Just for a moment
00:44:41But in that moment
00:44:43I realized
00:44:45How much that I love you
00:44:48That you're the only person
00:44:50I want to be with
00:44:56Do you forgive me?
00:45:01You lied to me again
00:45:03Take right
00:45:04You kissed another woman
00:45:06And then you hid it from me
00:45:09Lily, please stop
00:45:11I'm sorry
00:45:13Yeah
00:45:14You are
00:45:15Will I see you again?
00:45:16I don't know
00:45:18All I know is that
00:45:19I can't stand me in the same room
00:45:20As you right now
00:45:24Lily, wait
00:45:27Lily
00:45:32Oh my god
00:45:33Did you see the look
00:45:34On that sad bitch's face
00:45:37Now
00:45:38It's time to put the final nail
00:45:40In this girl's coffin
00:45:48You and Jake Wright
00:45:49Have been unmatched
00:45:53What?
00:45:55No
00:45:58True love awaits
00:45:59With your new match
00:46:00Mitchell Stevens
00:46:04This can't be happening
00:46:07Come on Jake
00:46:08Please pick up
00:46:10Jake
00:46:11Lily
00:46:13I just got a notification
00:46:14We were unmatched on the app
00:46:16So you're on
00:46:18Tragic as it is
00:46:19I think it's for the best
00:46:21Why are you saying that?
00:46:23Clearly we have some issues
00:46:24And if I'm being honest
00:46:25I want to
00:46:26Sex here
00:46:27A woman
00:46:27Who's super intelligent
00:46:28And ready for a real love
00:46:29Jake, wait
00:46:34I can't believe him
00:46:39True love awaits
00:46:40With your new match
00:46:41Mitchell Stevens
00:46:42All right
00:46:43Mitchell Stevens
00:46:45Get ready to meet
00:46:46The hottest girl
00:46:46You've ever seen
00:46:48I
00:46:57You must be Lily
00:46:59Might I say
00:47:00Your profile picture
00:47:02Does not do that
00:47:03Beautiful body justice
00:47:04God damn
00:47:05So
00:47:08Mitchell
00:47:08What is it?
00:47:09What do you do for a living?
00:47:11Isn't it obvious babe?
00:47:12I get paid
00:47:13And I get laid
00:47:14Come again?
00:47:15Oh don't worry
00:47:16You will
00:47:17Excuse me?
00:47:19I'm a model babe
00:47:20Isn't it obvious?
00:47:21No
00:47:22It's not
00:47:23And you already said that
00:47:24Sorry
00:47:25I'm just super distracted
00:47:26By that tight pod
00:47:28You're rocking underneath
00:47:28That dress
00:47:29Can't wait to get that thing off
00:47:31And on my floor
00:47:32Where it belongs
00:47:33You know what I mean?
00:47:34I think I made a mistake
00:47:36Hey wait
00:47:38Tonight's the night
00:47:40I'm gonna tell Lily
00:47:41I'm gonna tell Lily the truth
00:47:41About creating Love Swipe
00:47:42And if she'll have me
00:47:44I will treasure her
00:47:45For the rest of my life
00:47:47I'm coming for you Lily
00:47:49Hey wait
00:47:51Let go of my arm
00:47:52Hey the app hooked us up babe
00:47:55We're soulmates
00:47:56Meant to be
00:47:56I don't love you
00:47:58I love Jake
00:48:00I love Jake
00:48:04I love Jake
00:48:05And I need to go
00:48:06Right now
00:48:07Hey not so fast
00:48:14Get off me you creep
00:48:20Jake
00:48:22No Jake wait
00:48:25Jake
00:48:27Jake wait
00:48:31Please
00:48:32It's not what it seems
00:48:34Really
00:48:35Really cause I just watched you
00:48:37Kiss another man
00:48:38That wasn't me
00:48:38On our seventh day
00:48:39Please let me explain
00:48:41Now there's nothing to explain
00:48:43You got cheated up
00:48:44On your asshole boyfriend
00:48:45Now you're cheating on me
00:48:49We were unmatched
00:48:51I called you
00:48:52And you broke it off
00:48:54You humiliated me
00:48:56Stop lying to me Lily
00:48:58I want us to be honest
00:48:59With each other
00:49:00But you're lying
00:49:01To my face
00:49:03I'm not lying to you
00:49:10Love's wife matched me
00:49:12With that stupid meat head
00:49:13I only went out with him
00:49:15To get back at you
00:49:16And when I saw him
00:49:19When he kissed me
00:49:23I realized the only person
00:49:24I wanted to kiss
00:49:25Was you
00:49:27Please
00:49:27Please you have to believe me
00:49:33You're saying that all
00:49:34That happened
00:49:36Today
00:49:37That I called you
00:49:38And we unmatched
00:49:39And I broke up with you
00:49:40Why would I lie about that
00:49:43It's not safe
00:49:44We gotta go Lily
00:49:46Jake you're scaring me
00:49:47What do you mean
00:49:48It's not safe
00:49:49Trust me
00:49:49We need to go right now
00:49:51Okay
00:49:52Let's go
00:49:57This is my parents cabin
00:50:00They moved overseas
00:50:01So it's all mine now
00:50:03I come here when I want to get away from everything
00:50:06I don't understand
00:50:07Why is it safe here
00:50:10No cell phone service
00:50:12No internet
00:50:14It's just us here
00:50:17Okay
00:50:17Jake I need you to explain
00:50:19Why are we safe in a cabin in the woods
00:50:22Please
00:50:22Please don't make me regret this
00:50:26Do you remember
00:50:29My ex-girlfriend I told you about
00:50:31Belize
00:50:33Yeah
00:50:35There's something I need to tell you
00:50:39The day
00:50:41I broke up with her
00:50:45I'll kill
00:50:46I will destroy you
00:50:48Jake Wright
00:50:49I didn't mean to hurt her
00:50:53What she said
00:50:55What I'm afraid she's
00:50:57Capable of doing
00:51:01It's the only place
00:51:02I feel like we're
00:51:04Safe
00:51:06I'm so sorry that happened to you
00:51:10She sounds
00:51:12Unwell
00:51:15Wow
00:51:17You look
00:51:18So beautiful
00:51:20Lily
00:51:22You look
00:51:23Very handsome
00:51:27You don't know how much I wish this was our seventh date
00:51:32Do you mind getting wet?
00:51:35What's that supposed to mean?
00:51:38Come with me
00:51:39And I'll show you
00:51:44Here
00:51:59It's been a crazy day
00:52:01And I'm thankful you're here
00:52:03Me too
00:52:07Jake, I feel safe when I'm with you
00:52:12You know, on the seventh date
00:52:16Love swipe gives couples the option to
00:52:24To what?
00:52:30To be with each other
00:52:34Well, if love swipes us
00:52:39Put me on the altar
00:52:41Cause you can't be tamed
00:52:43Silence underneath your flame
00:52:47Cut the cords around me
00:52:49As I speak your name
00:52:51It's never gonna be the same
00:52:55Even though I loved you
00:52:57It was all in vain
00:53:11This ends now
00:53:16I am going to win Jake back
00:53:18Even if it means I need to get rid of Lily Niblock
00:53:22Once and for all
00:53:33Last night was
00:53:35I know
00:53:48We should be getting our notification
00:53:50For our last date
00:53:52If anything happens
00:53:54Just come to my place
00:53:55And we'll deal with it together
00:53:59Don't worry about me
00:54:01Nothing could keep me from you
00:54:02Not even your crazy ex-girlfriend
00:54:16Okay
00:54:17Okay
00:54:32¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:54:48Meet Jake for a private rendezvous in the wine lounge of your favorite bar.
00:54:54Aw, the app is having us do our final date in the wine lounge.
00:54:57It's where our first date was, it's so sweet.
00:55:00Be careful, Lily, his ex sounds crazy.
00:55:03Want me to walk you back?
00:55:05You guys need to calm down.
00:55:07I'm about to have another amazing night with the man of my dreams.
00:55:27You
00:55:28You
00:55:32¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:55:59I think she's had enough hurt for one month, don't you think?
00:56:03Touche.
00:56:05Have you seen Lily?
00:56:07Love Swite said I was supposed to meet her at her apartment, but she's not there.
00:56:10It just told her to meet you for a private dinner at the wine lounge.
00:56:14She said that's where you two had your first date.
00:56:24Lily!
00:56:40Please, it was you.
00:56:43So is you.
00:56:50Where are you, please?
00:56:56My cabin.
00:56:59Lily.
00:57:00You made me hurt her.
00:57:10I don't want to hurt you.
00:57:12I just want a Jake back.
00:57:14But then he fell for you.
00:57:16I couldn't have that.
00:57:18He never loved you.
00:57:20Do you even know who I am?
00:57:22His crazy ex-girlfriend?
00:57:25I was his partner.
00:57:27His closest collaborator.
00:57:29On behalf of the man I love.
00:57:33You still don't get it to you, you little slut.
00:57:36Jake and I are app developers.
00:57:39Jake is the creator of...
00:57:40Let it go, please.
00:57:44I don't think so, Jake.
00:57:46Dustin!
00:57:48Jake, don't embarrass yourself.
00:57:49We all know you're a computer nerd who can't fight.
00:57:53That's why I brought backup.
00:57:55Jake, I've got this, asshole.
00:58:02You should know not to hit girls.
00:58:04Some guys only learn the hard way.
00:58:12Jake, you came to me.
00:58:15Of course I did.
00:58:16You might go.
00:58:20Not so fast!
00:58:24Step away from her, Jake.
00:58:26Please, don't do this, please.
00:58:28You don't get to tell me what I can do.
00:58:31Now step.
00:58:33Okay.
00:58:34Okay.
00:58:41Now here's what's going to happen, Jake.
00:58:43I am going to give you to the count of three
00:58:46to tell Lily here how you've been lying to her
00:58:49your entire relationship,
00:58:51or
00:58:53I'm going to put a hole
00:58:54in her head.
00:58:57Got it?
00:58:59One.
00:59:00Jake, what is she saying?
00:59:04Two.
00:59:04Jake!
00:59:07Three!
00:59:08Wait!
00:59:11Okay.
00:59:12Police.
00:59:13I'll tell her.
00:59:14Don't toy with me, Jake.
00:59:17I promise.
00:59:20She's right.
00:59:22Police and I weren't just a couple.
00:59:25We collaborated.
00:59:26We made...
00:59:28dating apps together.
00:59:30And last month, we created our greatest achievement yet.
00:59:37Love Swipe.
00:59:39I created the app that we've been using this entire time.
00:59:43So you...
00:59:44you lied to me?
00:59:47Yes.
00:59:49You manipulated me?
00:59:51Yes.
00:59:52Yes.
00:59:53But that doesn't matter now.
00:59:55Because over the last week,
00:59:56I've realized something even more important.
01:00:00I don't love you, Lily.
01:00:06I thought the app was going to change my life.
01:00:12Show me how to find real love.
01:00:14I trusted what we created, Belize.
01:00:18But I was wrong.
01:00:21I don't care that we didn't match.
01:00:25I matched with you before we even had the idea.
01:00:28I love Swipe.
01:00:30You're my best friend.
01:00:33My confidant.
01:00:35My lover.
01:00:38You are a...
01:00:39brilliant,
01:00:41beautiful,
01:00:42and powerful woman.
01:00:45I need to tell you something that...
01:00:47I've been afraid to say up until now.
01:00:51Tell me.
01:00:52And I'm yours.
01:00:54I'm sorry.
01:00:55I did it again.
01:00:58Freeze!
01:00:59Here's where I can see them.
01:01:15I'll kill you, Jake Wright.
01:01:17You are a liar and a monster.
01:01:19How could you?
01:01:21How could you do this to me?
01:01:23I still love you.
01:01:25Jake can't.
01:01:27Lily.
01:01:30I'm sorry.
01:01:31I'm sorry I lied to you.
01:01:33I just needed to trust you.
01:01:36In my heart.
01:01:38If you can forgive me,
01:01:40I'll spend the rest of my life making it up to you.
01:01:46I love you.
01:01:49I love you.
01:01:50I forgive you, Jake.
01:01:52I forgive you.
01:02:04Oh, there he is.
01:02:06Cheers, Jake.
01:02:09Thanks for coming, everybody.
01:02:13I helped create this app because I believe everyone deserves to find true love.
01:02:21I use Love Swipe.
01:02:23And for the first time in my life, I found true, undying love.
01:02:33So.
01:02:41Lily, the book.
01:02:43Will you do me the great honor of being my wife?
01:02:54Yes.
01:02:57Yes, Jake, my, my Mr. Wright.
01:02:59I will marry you.
01:03:12I will marry you.
01:03:15I will marry you.
01:03:30I will marry you.
01:03:31I will be for you.
01:03:33¡Suscríbete al canal!
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