#video #The Boys Season 5 Episode 5 | English Sub
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00:00:06I'll fucking kill you.
00:00:11I got you something.
00:00:12Tear.
00:00:13Does he still help everything?
00:00:14He does his best.
00:00:15My grandma was diagnosed with leukemia.
00:00:17I discovered a cure.
00:00:19They laughed at me.
00:00:20Fuck.
00:00:20Them.
00:00:22Oh.
00:00:22Where's that smell?
00:00:24That's all true, boy.
00:00:25I can smell them all over here.
00:00:26Where's some arms?
00:00:27He just disappears every afternoon.
00:00:28Won't say where he's going.
00:00:30Won't say shit.
00:00:30I trusted you.
00:00:31Are you still buttered about me bringing in Stan Edgar?
00:00:33I thought we were friends.
00:00:34I needed a win from Homelander.
00:00:36Edgar was hit.
00:00:37We get the V1 first.
00:00:38We save Annie.
00:00:38We save Kimiko.
00:00:39Homelander gets it.
00:00:40He's immortal.
00:00:40Punch luck at bleeding sledgehammer.
00:00:42Lot of dice for fucking smack.
00:00:44Bombside.
00:00:45It's enriched your radio.
00:00:46Good luck getting out of a soup-proof cell while you're bleeding out of your ass.
00:00:50The V1 wasn't here.
00:00:52Just fucking do it already.
00:00:54I was visited by an angel.
00:00:56Today, we commit ourselves to a divine rebranding.
00:01:01I am the Messiah.
00:01:02The Democratic Church of America!
00:01:09They're up before dawn.
00:01:11They got a thousand heads of cattle to herd.
00:01:14It's hard work and strong coffee.
00:01:18Old leather saddles and the worn stock of a trusty Remington.
00:01:22And when the sun finally rises over the range, the cowboys know America is God's country.
00:01:30And Americans, God's chosen people.
00:01:33So shouldn't we have our own church for Americans?
00:01:36With American grit and American values founded by the greatest American of us all?
00:01:42A true American prophet?
00:01:44Come home to the Democratic Church of America.
00:01:48Come home to Homelander.
00:01:51Already, the campaign's aided awareness outpaces the norm by plus 22 points led by white men and women ages 36
00:02:00to 54 and 55 to 72.
00:02:03We are also seeing massive growth on the ground level.
00:02:07Yeah?
00:02:08I'm seeing massive growth myself.
00:02:14Church attendance is up.
00:02:16And our online donation CTR is at 44%.
00:02:19That's a new record.
00:02:20Amen.
00:02:20Amen.
00:02:21Amen.
00:02:22Next up is a 500 million ad blitz with OOH, e-blasts, print and digital.
00:02:30Ain't nobody won't know about the Democratic Church of America and its chosen prophet.
00:02:41Prophets are servants.
00:02:43Of course.
00:02:45Sir, great point.
00:02:47We're just trying to ease people into it.
00:02:50No, no, no.
00:02:50We need to prepare America for my ascension.
00:02:55We must be honest.
00:02:56We must be direct.
00:02:58I like Savior.
00:03:00Or...
00:03:00Lord.
00:03:02Yes, I couldn't agree more, sir.
00:03:04Religion is not about being meek.
00:03:07We should dominate the seven mountains of society.
00:03:11Bring the kingdom of heaven to earth.
00:03:13Amen.
00:03:14Amen.
00:03:15I love all that.
00:03:16So fucking dope.
00:03:17Easter is just around the corner.
00:03:19How perfect would it be for your second coming to come on the day of Jesus' resurrection?
00:03:26Second coming?
00:03:27Let's be clear.
00:03:28I am not the son of God.
00:03:32Well, of course.
00:03:34Many people believe that Jesus is both God incarnate and the son.
00:03:38Well, that's just confusing.
00:03:40I don't want my church getting involved in all that.
00:03:43Exactly.
00:03:44Besides, if we pull up our timeline, you won't have this.
00:03:49Yes.
00:04:01We gonna drag our feet because of a book?
00:04:03Not a book.
00:04:06The book.
00:04:07The Homelander Bible.
00:04:14Heavy.
00:04:17It's got the Old Testament, the New Testament, and the brand new American Testament written
00:04:25by A.I.
00:04:25trained on the works of Pat Robertson.
00:04:27See, we need to pass the torch, sir.
00:04:30From Jesus to you, sir.
00:04:33And we don't get more than one chance at a first impression.
00:04:37Are we really gonna rush something this important?
00:04:42We ate Arby's, after all.
00:04:45No.
00:04:47We're the Cheesecake Factory.
00:04:52Okay.
00:04:55We'll do it your way.
00:05:01You do realize this kind of sudden religious upheaval is likely to generate widespread civil unrest?
00:05:08Local law should be able to handle the suburbs, but we could use extra hands in major metros.
00:05:13Oh.
00:05:13Just recall all soups stationed overseas.
00:05:16American heroes should be protecting America, not who gives a fuck a stand.
00:05:19Great idea.
00:05:29Something wrong.
00:05:31Everything's beachy.
00:05:40Well, I can see why they call this the city that never sleeps.
00:05:44How could you with all that racket?
00:05:46You get used to it.
00:05:48You seem to have.
00:05:49City life seems to suit you.
00:05:51I guess.
00:05:54I was surprised you called, Reverend.
00:05:57Well, I was surprised you answered.
00:05:59It's been a while and I said things I regret.
00:06:02You both did.
00:06:06You remember when you used to stop by the church after school?
00:06:10Use your powers to light our candles?
00:06:12I remember staying for supper.
00:06:15Oh, man.
00:06:16Those fish fry Fridays.
00:06:18I never liked eating alone.
00:06:20Well, were you making sure I got at least one hot square a day?
00:06:27Reverend, is something the matter?
00:06:29I'm embarrassed to bug you with all of this, but the last couple of weeks have been rough.
00:06:35We've been bleeding congregates to the Democratic Church of America and what folks are sticking around and they're scared.
00:06:42Why?
00:06:42Because last Sunday, somebody melted our stained glass window of Mary.
00:06:48Melted it?
00:06:49Mm-hmm.
00:06:50It was our local soup.
00:06:52Prairie mantis.
00:06:54He sprayed acid out of his butt.
00:06:57His glands, his whatever.
00:06:59Yeah, I know him.
00:07:00It was a message.
00:07:02I called the sheriff.
00:07:03I called the mayor.
00:07:04I've called half of Florida.
00:07:06You're all I got left.
00:07:09Reverend, I don't know what I could do.
00:07:11Well, you gotta be able to do something.
00:07:14You're Homelander's right hand.
00:07:17Homelander's not too keen on being challenged.
00:07:23Why not just pay the franchise fee and join?
00:07:25Honey, we can barely afford to pay our water bill.
00:07:29Besides the Democratic Church of America, God does not favor one nation over another.
00:07:36Doesn't he though?
00:07:37No.
00:07:38Name one way God's ever blessed Canada.
00:07:44Just cause Homelander tells you that the sky is red does not make it so.
00:07:52You still have that, uh, that Jesus action figure.
00:07:56I'm surprised you remember that.
00:07:58How could I forget it?
00:07:59You carried it with you everywhere you went.
00:08:00You almost wore the face off the thing.
00:08:03You still carry him?
00:08:10It's complicated.
00:08:11No, it's, I don't think it is.
00:08:15Homelander's, uh, he's a great American.
00:08:17He can stop bullets, he can fly and do amazing things.
00:08:21Those aren't miracles.
00:08:22Those aren't miracles.
00:08:23And he is not God.
00:08:27If you're the same Misty Tucker Gray that I taught the Bible to over Fish,
00:08:31I think you know it too.
00:08:49We ain't doing that again.
00:08:51That's what you said the last six times.
00:08:54Well, I really mean it this time.
00:08:58You seem a little out of it.
00:09:00Did you nut?
00:09:02As usual, you nut.
00:09:07Were you baptized?
00:09:13Yeah, in front of half of Chestnut Hill.
00:09:15Governor Sproul did the honors.
00:09:18My family kept up appearances, of course.
00:09:20Then we never set foot in church again.
00:09:23I had lunch today with the Reverend who baptized me.
00:09:25He's been getting heat to switch over to our church.
00:09:30You think Homelander might be open to going easy on him?
00:09:33I mean, just give him a little more time.
00:09:36I wouldn't ask if it was just anybody, but that man practically raised me.
00:09:42So you didn't nut.
00:09:46You know, this whole Homelander is God shit.
00:09:50It's fucking ridiculous.
00:09:53Really? You think so?
00:09:54If he's a second coming, then what does that make me?
00:09:57Joseph?
00:09:58Let me talk about the biggest cuck in history.
00:10:00A man trades his best cow to bag some hot-ass virgin.
00:10:04And then God comes and squirts his baby gravy up her meat wallet.
00:10:09Fuck that.
00:10:11I guess I've been struggling with where to place Homelander in my heart
00:10:16in relation to Jesus and the Lord.
00:10:19Okay.
00:10:21Of course I worship Homelander.
00:10:23He's always been a god to me.
00:10:25Look, I'll tell you this.
00:10:27If there is a god.
00:10:30Sure as hell didn't come out of my balls.
00:10:33I gotta go.
00:10:34Where are you off to?
00:10:36L.A.
00:10:38I fucking hate L.A.
00:10:43Homelander?
00:10:46Homelander?
00:10:49Homelander?
00:10:51Hello?
00:10:55Does Homelander know you're here?
00:10:58Yeah, of course.
00:11:00Some of our church's followers generously donated their milk for our savior's sustenance.
00:11:05I mean, he gotta get his liquid gold from somewhere, am I right?
00:11:09You need something.
00:11:11Where's Homelander?
00:11:12Oh, uh, he didn't tell you.
00:11:14Yeah, he had to fly off to L.A.
00:11:16Strange he didn't mention anything.
00:11:18Well, I've been real busy working for his glory, so not much time for chitchat.
00:11:22Of course.
00:11:23Look at us.
00:11:24The regular Peter and John, just bearing witness and spreading the gospel.
00:11:28A real blessing.
00:11:29Amen.
00:11:30Amen.
00:11:30A real blessing.
00:11:32Oh, uh, by the way, after our meeting, I checked in on the timeline of that Homelander Bible.
00:11:40And, uh, the printers were happy to rush it to make Easter.
00:11:44Well, ain't you full of get up and go?
00:11:47Thing is, they said it wasn't a problem.
00:11:50So I wondered why you were so bent on holding it up.
00:11:55I wasn't.
00:11:57See, I just wanted to make sure everything was just right.
00:12:01Listen, if you are ever feeling any doubts, come to me.
00:12:07I could be a warm shoulder and a friendly ear.
00:12:11Oh, bless your heart.
00:12:15I'll do that.
00:12:19What'd you want to talk to Homelander about?
00:12:22Maybe I could help.
00:12:24That is so kind to you.
00:12:27But it wasn't important.
00:12:39What's up?
00:12:41Um, got a tip from our southeast stringer.
00:12:45Praying Mantis raided half a dozen churches in Daytona.
00:12:49Was one of them Holy Baptist?
00:12:53The man upstairs wants us, you, to run with it top of show.
00:12:57He thinks with it being your home church and all, it'll make a strong statement.
00:13:02So I'll have Chris load the new graphics.
00:13:05I gotta finish getting ready.
00:13:17Welcome to Truth Bomb.
00:13:19Our top story tonight's a personal one.
00:13:22It's the story of my hometown church.
00:13:25Holy Baptist of Daytona.
00:13:27It was the church I grew up in.
00:13:29Sang my hymns from the pews there every Sunday.
00:13:32But that church...
00:13:39That church...
00:13:47Has become a hotbed of starlighter infestation.
00:13:56And my old pastor, Reverend Greg Dupree, has been infected by starlight seditious propaganda.
00:14:11Now, I never told a soul of this, but when I was a little girl, the Reverend regularly had me
00:14:18over for supper.
00:14:20Alone.
00:14:22Now, nothing ever happened to me, but I heard stories about his fish fry Fridays.
00:14:33And if that ain't code for child grooming, I don't know what is.
00:14:40How much longer are we gonna let these institutional, pedo churches diddle our babies?
00:14:52Americans deserve better.
00:14:58They deserve Homelander.
00:15:01They deserve the Democratic Church of America.
00:15:24Something wrong?
00:15:26Everything's peachy.
00:15:31Would you like some knee pads?
00:15:32I'm sorry?
00:15:33You're looking at me like you wanna suck my hog.
00:15:37So I'm asking if you would like some knee pads.
00:15:41Take it easy on the little guy.
00:15:43You brought me Stan Edgar.
00:15:47Thank you, sir.
00:16:10Barry Gibb.
00:16:11B-G.
00:16:12There's no B-G's without me.
00:16:14B-G means the brother's Gibb.
00:16:16What, you think that falsetto makes you boss?
00:16:18I think Saturday Night Fever going platinum 16 times makes me boss.
00:16:22We made that album together.
00:16:24Nothing.
00:16:24Without me and Maurice.
00:16:26Don't you dare bring Maurice into this.
00:16:29I don't know.
00:16:30It feels inauthentic for Barry Gibb.
00:16:31There's no way to move like this.
00:16:32Oh, yeah?
00:16:36In what way?
00:16:38Egomaniacs like Barry are really just insecure.
00:16:41I think he's threatened by Robin's talent.
00:16:43So maybe he expresses that by doing a barrel roll instead.
00:16:52Never mind. Sorry. I broke character. I didn't mean to.
00:16:54Yeah.
00:16:55You need to apologize, all right?
00:16:58For being a fucking genius.
00:17:01Are you fucking kidding me? A barrel roll?
00:17:04Holy shit.
00:17:07It's brilliant.
00:17:09Justin, I don't know who you are, or where you came from, or anything about you, but my God, if
00:17:15you are not a fucking talent.
00:17:18Well, thank you.
00:17:19No.
00:17:22Let's take ten, everybody.
00:17:27All right.
00:17:30Lay down on me, Justin.
00:17:32What do you mean?
00:17:33You're acting.
00:17:34Up there. Stop acting.
00:17:36Stop acting.
00:17:39Don't act.
00:17:40Don't.
00:17:41Because I don't need an actor.
00:17:44I need Barry Gibb.
00:17:46You're right, boss. I'm sorry.
00:17:48My process has been all over the map.
00:17:50You're just...
00:17:51This scene is a little close to home.
00:17:54All right, let me guess the egomaniac we're talking about.
00:17:57That's someone in your life?
00:17:58Someone I work with.
00:18:00In my day job.
00:18:02All right, what are you doing? So quit.
00:18:03There's no way this gig is more important than the fucking theater.
00:18:05I thought this guy was my brother, but he straight up hijacked something I did and took all the credit
00:18:10for it.
00:18:11All right.
00:18:14I've been trying to keep this on the DL, but in addition to my theater work, I also happen to
00:18:20be a massive feature director for Saturn Wars to prove it.
00:18:24So I was working on this little film. I don't know, you may have heard of it called Dawn of
00:18:28the Seven.
00:18:28Billion Dollar Gross, but who's counting?
00:18:31There was this fucking guy. The Deep.
00:18:35He just kept upstaging everyone with his trite, shitty improvs.
00:18:40I heard he's a real baby.
00:18:41He's a Jared Leto-level baby bitch.
00:18:45But you gotta put people like that in their place, right?
00:18:48So whoever's upstaging you, you fucking upstage them right back.
00:18:53Okay?
00:18:53Yeah.
00:18:54All right. You got this, Puebla.
00:19:00So great you're here, bro.
00:19:03Yes. Well, we need to meet young men where they are if we plan to usher them into the fold
00:19:09of our lord.
00:19:09Totes my goats.
00:19:11So listen, you know, I've got some ideas about how to take this whole church thing to the next level.
00:19:16Oh yeah?
00:19:17So you know how communion wafers taste like dried shit?
00:19:21What if they were Nilla wafers instead, huh?
00:19:26Oh yeah, and if you could throw in a commandment about how it's not cool to try and bone another
00:19:31bro's girl?
00:19:33We have that. That already exists.
00:19:36Great minds then, eh?
00:19:38The point is, me and homeowner, we go way back.
00:19:40I know what he likes, doesn't like, so you ever want to bounce some ideas back?
00:19:44Don't listen to him, bro.
00:19:46Oh shit.
00:19:48He talks.
00:19:49No, he does not.
00:19:50He's not trying to help you.
00:19:51He's like those fish who suck on whales.
00:19:53You talking about a sucker fish?
00:19:55He latches onto every new soup.
00:19:57Starlight, me, sage.
00:19:59He pretends he's a guy, but he's not the guy.
00:20:01He's a joke.
00:20:02That smell on his breath?
00:20:03It's because he's been clam diving.
00:20:05On clams.
00:20:06What?
00:20:07I have not done that.
00:20:08I have definitely never done that.
00:20:10Look, if you really want to impress Homelander, bring me on stage for Easter.
00:20:14Homelander can heal me, I'll get my voice back, and then I'll fly.
00:20:19You know I can fly, right?
00:20:20That's so fucking stupid, bro.
00:20:22Well, now, I'm gonna have to run this by Homelander, but, uh, in honest-to-God faith healing,
00:20:26that's like a nine-point bump with Pentecostals right there.
00:20:31Goddamn.
00:20:48There's my guy.
00:20:50Little pep in the step, huh?
00:20:54Sir, I did what you said, and I upstaged that fuckhead at work.
00:20:58I'm proud of you.
00:20:59You know, that's exactly how I handled that motherfucker Paul Rudd.
00:21:03He's not who you think he is.
00:21:04I appreciate the help, boss.
00:21:06You...
00:21:07Oh, my God, kid.
00:21:08You know what?
00:21:08Keep this between us, but...
00:21:10You know Vought Studios hung me out to dry after they shelved training A-Train?
00:21:14Oh, yeah.
00:21:15And at first I drowned my sorrows in crack.
00:21:19Nitrous, huff and glue, huff and paint, paint thinners, cough medicine, guns, high-risk sex, codeine.
00:21:24Did you ever fuck on codeine?
00:21:28But that's not the answer.
00:21:32This play...
00:21:34It saved me.
00:21:36You saved me.
00:21:38Wow.
00:21:40No.
00:21:41Kid, thank you.
00:21:43Because I got some big news.
00:21:46We're going to Broadway.
00:21:47Yes.
00:21:48No more mindless studio bullshit.
00:21:50I can probably be the artist I always dreamed of, and you.
00:21:52Kid, you have no idea, but you're gonna be a fucking star.
00:21:56So you ditch that office, kid, because you and I, we're gonna save the world.
00:22:02With our talent.
00:22:03Oh, my God, you have no idea how much this means to me.
00:22:08I love you, kid.
00:22:12You start your vocal warm-ups.
00:22:14Yeah.
00:22:15I'm gonna drop a juice.
00:22:17Okay.
00:22:23Fucking Tony Gilroy.
00:22:24He's gonna drive away.
00:22:24I'm gonna drive away.
00:22:30Ah!
00:22:33Ah!
00:22:35Ah!
00:22:35Ah!
00:22:37Ah!
00:22:39Ah!
00:22:41Ah!
00:22:42Ah!
00:22:47Ah!
00:22:50Ah!
00:22:51Ah!
00:22:52Yeah.
00:22:55Closer.
00:23:01My ass hurts so fucking much.
00:23:28Hey, bro.
00:23:29Don't you fucking hate bro me?
00:23:31What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:23:33Nothing.
00:23:34Why?
00:23:34What's wrong with you?
00:23:35I call you a clam diver,
00:23:37and you send an eel to ass-murder Adam Bork?
00:23:39Did something terrible happen at your play rehearsal today?
00:23:42Which is definitely not your job.
00:23:43The lead producer's stepping away.
00:23:45They're shuttering the production.
00:23:47Get it coming.
00:23:49Fucker didn't use my improvs in Donna the Seven.
00:23:51He believed in me, you fuckwit.
00:23:53And for what?
00:23:54Because I fucking upstaged you with O-Father?
00:23:57Here's what's going to happen now.
00:23:59You are going to fucking do whatever I say,
00:24:02whenever I say it.
00:24:03I'm going to tell Homelander you are in some pussy play,
00:24:07which is a definite conflict of interest
00:24:08since Homelander outlawed the National Endowment for the Arts.
00:24:14You have nothing to say?
00:24:16Nice.
00:24:18You were getting the hang of that Meisner technique, huh?
00:24:28Hey, buddy.
00:24:30Good boy.
00:24:32Good boy.
00:24:34Hey.
00:24:37You want to fuck me?
00:24:39You want to fuck me like a good boy?
00:24:42And Americans, God, children and people.
00:24:46We have our own church for Americans.
00:24:59Hold on.
00:25:01What are you doing?
00:25:02Frenchie won't cook my steak past me.
00:25:03I'm rare.
00:25:04And I like mine burnt with ketchup.
00:25:06Okay, and why don't you tell him that?
00:25:08I have.
00:25:10Maybe we just don't like the same steak, you know?
00:25:18Jesus Christ.
00:25:19Has Butcher ever washed this thing?
00:25:22That thing is like glazed in dog semen.
00:25:25Like a cum donut.
00:25:26Cum nut?
00:25:27Did I just invent a new word?
00:25:29You know what?
00:25:29I'm going to do us all a favor and wash this.
00:25:32Terror, your boyfriend is about to become a virgin all over again.
00:25:36Good boy.
00:25:56What the fuck is that?
00:25:57You finally building yourself a fuckbot?
00:25:59Something me and Frenchie are working on.
00:26:02Proper preparation and planning, my son.
00:26:05None of my fucking business got it.
00:26:06Yeah, that's the one.
00:26:08And he leaves on bombsite.
00:26:09Not a damn thing.
00:26:10He's an unbreakable cunt that flies through the air.
00:26:13How hard can it be?
00:26:14Well, if it's so easy, why don't you look for him?
00:26:16I've hit every single dead end and then some.
00:26:19How about legend?
00:26:20That old bastard knows everyone.
00:26:22He's in the wind.
00:26:23If I had as much shit on Vod as he did, I'd fuck off too.
00:26:34You can't have no chocolate, mate.
00:26:36Yeah, get your own chocolate.
00:26:44What?
00:26:46Free Mississippi rule.
00:26:47Howdy hell.
00:26:48I never thought I'd see the day.
00:26:49It's got a fucking pubic ear on it.
00:26:51And no.
00:26:51Tasty too.
00:26:53Hmm?
00:26:56You know what's funny?
00:26:59Here we are, parked in the middle of hell.
00:27:02And I've never slept or shit so good my entire life.
00:27:06What's different?
00:27:07Well, like you, I just finally realized that I'm already dead.
00:27:13And once I just gave up that stress of needing to stay alive, it's like, shit got easier.
00:27:22You know, I spent my whole life going after Soulja Boy for what he did to my family.
00:27:27Yet, he's immortal?
00:27:30He's immune.
00:27:33What kind of fucking cosmic joke is that?
00:27:36So you tell me, Butcher.
00:27:39Why should I keep going?
00:27:41Well, you keep going from Monique to Janine.
00:27:46They're better off without me.
00:27:47How can a man so smart be so fucking daft?
00:27:50They are.
00:27:51And I'm better off without them.
00:27:54Because if I thought that there was a snowball's chance in hell, that I might see him again.
00:28:02Then I might be too scared to do what you and me both need me to do.
00:28:27Oh, bonsoir, mon toutou.
00:28:30You wonder what am I doing?
00:28:33Oh, well, first, I made Kimiko the perfect French rebuy.
00:28:39You know, she loves my steak.
00:28:42And for dessert, my souffle en chocolat.
00:28:46It's a thing of legend.
00:28:55You know, she wants one of you, too.
00:28:59I don't know.
00:29:00What is it that you do?
00:29:03Eat, sleep, or fetch?
00:29:07I throw the wall, you bring it back.
00:29:10I throw the wall, you bring it back.
00:29:13It's a nightmare of futility.
00:29:16What would I do with one of you?
00:29:18Well, I've killed every plant I've owned.
00:29:21I'll surely kill you, too.
00:29:28She deserves peace.
00:29:32A normal life.
00:29:35But I...
00:29:41I don't know how to give her this.
00:29:47If I even can...
00:29:52Oh, la la la la.
00:29:58No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:30:00Oh, fut de bruit.
00:30:08I need fresh air.
00:30:09You wanna come?
00:30:10Outside?
00:30:11No?
00:30:13Okay.
00:30:19If you and M.M. still think...
00:30:21Oh, for fuck's sakes, Huey.
00:30:22Knock it off with this V1 shite.
00:30:23You're doing me fucking head in.
00:30:26Oi.
00:30:27Terror.
00:30:28Cut it out.
00:30:29Come on.
00:30:30Now, listen.
00:30:31If we do find that stuff,
00:30:32we're not making any fucking vaccines out of it, all right?
00:30:35We're not the Department of Fucking Health.
00:30:36We burn that shit before Omlander gets his paws on it,
00:30:39and that's it.
00:30:40Well, if you wanna kill yourself,
00:30:41knock yourself out,
00:30:42but why do you have to decide for the rest of us?
00:30:44Oh, cause I'm fucking right.
00:30:45Cause I've always been right.
00:30:47I've been telling you, Locke,
00:30:48from the fucking start,
00:30:49the sky is falling.
00:30:50And guess what?
00:30:52The sky fucking fell.
00:30:53Will you kind of help bring it down?
00:30:54Oh, don't give me that bollocks.
00:30:56Listen,
00:30:57Omlander thinks he's a fucking god.
00:31:00Once he becomes immortal,
00:31:01he's gonna start killing Mike Wan,
00:31:03and we are talking millions of people.
00:31:05Now, are you telling me
00:31:06you're honestly happy
00:31:08to risk all of that
00:31:09for a life on the run
00:31:10with your girl
00:31:12knowing
00:31:13that you could have stopped it?
00:31:17You can live with that, can't you?
00:31:21What if it was Becca?
00:31:25You just let her die?
00:31:32I did let her die.
00:31:35Look,
00:31:37I know that Homelander comes first.
00:31:39I really do.
00:31:41All I'm asking
00:31:42is that we try.
00:31:45Annie and Kimiko deserve that much.
00:31:50Oi, Terra, no!
00:31:53Oi, get out of there!
00:31:55Oh, bloody hell.
00:31:55Is that chocolate?
00:31:56Isn't chocolate bad for dogs?
00:31:58For a dog that's older
00:31:59is fucking lethal.
00:32:00Oi,
00:32:00first of your cunt!
00:32:01Get me some hydrogen peroxide,
00:32:03would you?
00:32:03Okay, we have some
00:32:03in the first aid kit.
00:32:04Give me one second.
00:32:05What happened?
00:32:06You poisoned me fucking dog!
00:32:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:32:10Look,
00:32:11all you need is charcoal.
00:32:12We should call a vet.
00:32:13They're gonna tell you
00:32:13you need charcoal.
00:32:14Guys, we got this.
00:32:14Just give us some room.
00:32:15I'll hold his mouth open.
00:32:16You pour, right?
00:32:17On the count of three.
00:32:18One, two, three.
00:32:20Sorry, buddy.
00:32:22Hang out.
00:32:24That's all right.
00:32:25All right.
00:32:29Oh,
00:32:29that's a good boy.
00:32:31All right.
00:32:32You're gonna be all right, boy.
00:32:35Fucking hell.
00:32:40Hey, you want some turkey?
00:32:45Well, first you gotta fuck me,
00:32:48then I'll give you the turkey.
00:32:56What are you going on?
00:32:56Hey, hey, were you having a dream,
00:33:03were you?
00:33:04Was it a goodie?
00:33:08how's he doing yeah he's all right thank you for uh yeah it's all good
00:33:28oi yui listen uh if we do find that b1 and if it don't fuck us
00:33:42you can have some for any and uh coming home what about you
00:33:54oi but as soon as frenchy's got that shite sorted we're using it all right really or not
00:34:12what you looking at nothing and as for you don't you ever fucking do that to me again all right
00:34:26good boy now i caught blondie trying to give you wet plus the boy wash
00:34:33i don't know how you love the crunchy bits yes i do i know how you love those crunchy bits
00:34:38yeah
00:34:52you do realize this kind of sudden religious upheaval is likely to generate widespread
00:34:58civil unrest local law can handle the suburbs but we could use extra hands in major metros
00:35:02all right well recall all the soups stationed overseas american heroes should be protecting
00:35:06america not who gives a fuck a stand great idea
00:35:22where to grime analytics
00:35:30that was thrilling wasn't it what a bright future we have ahead of us
00:35:37it was a real gucci-oni piss party imagine how much more exciting it'll be when homelander becomes
00:35:44immortal
00:35:47have you found live you are
00:35:52no homelander hasn't gotten anything out of stan edgar
00:35:55no but i haven't had a crack at him yet
00:36:10jesus give me a little personal space will you garth
00:36:1424 7 agents must be hard for someone so into scat play you realize i do actually work
00:36:19i was this close to convincing the fcc to pull every broadcast license but vnn
00:36:24homelander feels this is more important
00:36:28what now
00:36:29the president and i stand by this decision we need our american soups here in america
00:36:35well isn't it kind of sorta your fault for being invaded you might as well have been wearing
00:36:39a short skirt
00:36:40man those ukrainians sure have a fucking mouth on them
00:36:44remember
00:36:45you're doing the lord's work
00:36:47words out
00:36:47vod's stock is tanking the international markets are in free fall and you're not the least bit concerned
00:36:53it's not about what i think
00:36:55it's what the man wants
00:36:58it's always what the man wants
00:37:05you want a drink
00:37:07so we're at the climate change summit in reykjavik
00:37:09when the swiss chancellor says we should all race our gulf streams
00:37:13the amount of co2 we splooched out the air was chewy the next day
00:37:17lols
00:37:22come on
00:37:23what do you want from me sage
00:37:25what makes you think i want anything from you
00:37:26you haven't called me the poster child for late term abortion once today
00:37:30truth be told you're not the one i want
00:37:33i know you know what homelander's doing
00:37:35he's going after the v1
00:37:37wait what
00:37:38and if he gets any
00:37:40he lives forever
00:37:41what is v1 and what do you mean homelander lives forever
00:37:45i've done what i can to make sure he doesn't find any
00:37:47how do you know about this and i don't
00:37:50have you two been talking without me
00:37:53homelander is an open baby book but soldier boy is tricky
00:37:56i need you to read his mind what he knows where they're headed next and most importantly if soldier boy
00:38:01is warming up to his sadistic regret
00:38:04okay i'm in the fuck you are we are not conspiring against homelander
00:38:10hey don't forget the ang sang su chi quote tramp stamped on our ass
00:38:14the only real prison is fear
00:38:16no the only real prison is prison ashley what do you think happens to you if i die
00:38:21i'm not about to risk my neck because i let an overgrown boil do my thinking for me
00:38:27okay fine just stay
00:38:28why so you can play more mind games
00:38:31you gave me your answer i heard you
00:38:33now
00:38:34don't make me drink alone
00:38:39i'm starving
00:38:40are you starving
00:38:41i'd kill for a chalupa right now
00:38:43i'd kill for a big juicy dick
00:38:45well we should call gavin his girth was amazing
00:38:48and oh man the amount of spunky shot back here we looked like pepe lepew
00:38:51we are not booty calling my high school boyfriend
00:38:54but he was so sweet and mom loved him remember
00:38:56yeah well mom's dead so she doesn't get a say
00:38:58and neither do you
00:38:59what happened to her
00:39:01cancer
00:39:03my grandmother too
00:39:04what was she like
00:39:06your mother
00:39:08tiny
00:39:10terrifying
00:39:12this one bitch harper hewitt used to make fun of my nose
00:39:15so my mom tells mr hewitt that mrs hewitt has been railing the ups guy
00:39:20which she was
00:39:21that was mom bringing a nuke to a knife fight
00:39:27so they moved
00:39:29and the rest of kindergarten was no sweat
00:39:32my folks shot me out with v
00:39:34thinking i'd be a meal ticket
00:39:36and then my power turned out to be smarts
00:39:39which is the worst fucking one
00:39:40try knowing what everyone really thinks of you all day
00:39:43ooh trust me
00:39:44the thing people hate more than just about anything
00:39:48is feeling stupid
00:39:49so when a three-year-old corrects your grammar
00:39:52or oh tells them their life dream yogurt shop is doomed to fail
00:39:57they start to hate you too
00:39:58at least my parents did
00:40:00until they dumped me at my grandmas
00:40:02but grandma
00:40:03you know she was the only one who ever thought it was a gift
00:40:08i would quote a fellow to her word for word and and she'd clap
00:40:14and laugh her big laugh
00:40:19i'm still so pissed she is gone
00:40:23i used to want to be like my mom
00:40:26strong pushy as fuck
00:40:29didn't take shit from anyone
00:40:31you still can
00:40:34if you help me
00:40:38fuck you
00:40:40you knew about my mom the whole time
00:40:41you drew it out of me just to soften me up
00:40:44did it work?
00:40:44no
00:40:45this is my fucking problem with you
00:40:47i know you've been working some big plan all year
00:40:49how am i supposed to trust you if i'm just a pawn in your fucked up chess game
00:40:53all right
00:40:55if i tell you
00:40:56will you help me?
00:40:58i would heavily consider it
00:41:00helping homelander take control of the country is phase one
00:41:04it was only ever the beginning
00:41:05phase two is the end
00:41:07the end of what?
00:41:08the world
00:41:10after this soup-killing virus is released
00:41:13wait you want it released?
00:41:14oh you bet i do
00:41:16after soups you realize humans are behind it
00:41:19all hell will break loose
00:41:21soups butchering humans
00:41:23virus butchering soups
00:41:25oh fucking world war soup
00:41:26i don't believe you
00:41:28swear on my grandma's soul
00:41:29why would you possibly want that?
00:41:32because i'll be watching
00:41:33from my cozy bunker outside colorado springs
00:41:36and when it's all over
00:41:38i can read all day every day
00:41:41no one bothering me
00:41:44nothing
00:41:45but peace and quiet forever
00:41:49which is why homelander can survive
00:41:52that needy asshole would never give me a moment's rest
00:41:55and defeats the whole purpose
00:41:57don't worry
00:41:59you're invited to my bunker
00:42:01you too ashley
00:42:10would you like some knee pads?
00:42:12sorry
00:42:12what?
00:42:13you're looking at me like you want to suck my hog
00:42:18so i'm asking you if you would like some knee pads
00:42:21go easy on the little guy
00:42:23he brought me stan edgar
00:42:24thank you sir
00:42:25you may leave
00:42:38what crawled up your shithole?
00:42:39no idea what you mean
00:42:40when you're pissy
00:42:43you tend to make everybody else's lives pissy too
00:42:47stan edgar
00:42:47still stonewalling you
00:42:49i've talked to him three times now
00:42:51says he has no idea where the v1 is
00:42:53heart rate
00:42:54steady as a rock
00:42:55i'm starting to believe him
00:42:56that slippery fuck
00:42:58used to fetch my cocaine
00:43:02you know what
00:43:04i have an idea
00:43:08why don't i take a crack at him
00:43:12what you don't trust me?
00:43:13well
00:43:14you did lock me in a room with nuclear material
00:43:17and uh
00:43:18tried to stop me getting the v1
00:43:20so
00:43:21i'm sure you can understand my
00:43:24hesitance
00:43:25you could have killed me at fort harmony
00:43:26but you didn't
00:43:28maybe i feel like i owe you
00:43:29or maybe you're lying
00:43:31maybe
00:43:37give me an hour
00:43:39i'll meet you at edgar's cell
00:43:51my my
00:43:52now the mighty have fucked themselves
00:43:54square in the ass
00:43:57don't shit where you eat stan
00:43:58so you've called in reinforcements
00:44:00i wanted to see the prick that sold me out to the reds
00:44:03it wasn't personal
00:44:04it was a business decision
00:44:05we had your replacement model on the way
00:44:08even as a toddler
00:44:09homelander showed more promise than you ever did
00:44:14not that it amounted to much
00:44:15when have you ever done anything
00:44:20remotely interesting or original?
00:44:23my power
00:44:24is absolute
00:44:26stan
00:44:26at heights
00:44:27no one's even dreamed of
00:44:29i'd call that pretty fucking original
00:44:32nothing that the lowest speck of this pointless species couldn't have thought of
00:44:37were they to be granted your level of power
00:44:40why
00:44:42am i still alive?
00:44:44because
00:44:44you're useful
00:44:46stan
00:44:46and i always wanted a pet
00:44:49perhaps
00:44:49or is it because
00:44:51because you are so desperate for daddy figures that you can't even bring yourself to kill the ones who hate
00:44:57you?
00:44:58at least that's something he and i have in common
00:45:01do you want to die, stan?
00:45:29do you want to die, stan?
00:45:30where is the v1?
00:45:35as i told you
00:45:36i genuinely don't know
00:45:44but
00:45:47i may know someone who does
00:45:48you should go and see mr marathon in la
00:45:52he's always had an intense interest in vaught's history
00:45:57it should be
00:45:58a delightful reunion
00:46:04hooray for hollywood
00:46:06that screwy bally hooey hollywood
00:46:09go out and try your luck
00:46:11you might be donald duck
00:46:13hooray for hollywood
00:46:15hollywood
00:46:16homelander, it's really, uh, really good to see you
00:46:18um, why?
00:46:19but, uh, you know
00:46:19what brings you by?
00:46:20relax
00:46:21we're just here to talk
00:46:22yeah, great
00:46:23awesome
00:46:23soldier boy
00:46:24wow
00:46:24big fan
00:46:25sir
00:46:25i actually, uh, popped my cherry in your underoos
00:46:29nice
00:46:30so you were part of the seven?
00:46:31i was, i was
00:46:32you know, until this one replaced me with a train
00:46:34check it out, come on
00:46:37well, you're only the world's fastest man
00:46:39as long as you're the world's fastest man, champ
00:46:41and you got slow
00:46:42it was one race
00:46:43you never gave me the chance to win it back, boss
00:46:50hey, check this one out
00:46:52gross 35 mil
00:46:53on a 200 million dollar budget
00:46:55these aren't even VOD films
00:46:56what's the difference?
00:46:57these were made where washed up soups go to die
00:47:00sony pictures, tv
00:47:02it's a legit studio
00:47:03and i save half on their tvs
00:47:06and maybe we're not part of the official vcu
00:47:08and maybe we can't mention VOD
00:47:09or, you know, any licensed VOD hero
00:47:12but, hey
00:47:13still making magic
00:47:15that, and i, uh, sling a little bit
00:47:17on the side
00:47:17blow pills
00:47:18whatever you need
00:47:19fastest dealer in town
00:47:21all right, come on
00:47:22the gang will be psyched to meet you
00:47:28did you guys hear?
00:47:29they rounded up
00:47:30Aziz, Macaulay, Joaquin, Kiefer, Meryl
00:47:33I also heard they got
00:47:34Benedict
00:47:35Wong or Cumberbatch?
00:47:36both
00:47:36fuck
00:47:37I know, dude
00:47:37what the fuck, Mel Chemical?
00:47:39get your boys in check, huh?
00:47:40just cause I'm a soup
00:47:41doesn't mean I truck in that fascist shit
00:47:42we need to do something
00:47:44counterpoint
00:47:44why?
00:47:45cause we're storytellers, dude
00:47:47our superpower is we inspire hearts and minds
00:47:50look at the characters we create
00:47:51Luke Skywalker
00:47:52Katniss
00:47:53Condi
00:47:53oh, bitch, please
00:47:54come on
00:47:55like Mark Hamill, J-Law, and Sir Ben Kingsley
00:47:58do anything but collect their fucking residuals
00:48:00they're very engaged
00:48:01look, here's what we do
00:48:03we all post about this
00:48:04simultaneously on Instagram
00:48:06yes
00:48:07black squares on the main feed
00:48:09black lives matter did black squares
00:48:10fuck
00:48:11you're right
00:48:11we do blue squares on the grid
00:48:13cause blue lives matter
00:48:14I wouldn't post that
00:48:15is there any color that hasn't been taken by some fucking group?
00:48:19what about white?
00:48:20around
00:48:20oh, ooh, ooh
00:48:22I'll get Lena Dunham to write an editorial for The Atlantic
00:48:25that'll really
00:48:26people, that has great readership
00:48:28she's a very persuasive
00:48:29whatever fuck stinks
00:48:30look, best day of my life
00:48:32was when they executed Hater
00:48:34right?
00:48:34more offer onlys for the forte
00:48:36hey, do we think Michael Cera's a starlighter?
00:48:38cause we're up for the same part right now
00:48:40and it'd be pretty good if you got Vanished
00:48:41we've been friends with him for 20 years, Chris
00:48:43yeah, but I really need this part, man
00:48:45oh, no, oh, no
00:48:47what's up?
00:48:48Homelander
00:48:49Soldier Boy
00:48:50wow, I'm Will
00:48:51remember me?
00:48:52I'm the one who turned in Channing Tatum
00:48:57Seth Rogen
00:48:58we actually met once before
00:48:59with Black Noir
00:49:00the premiere for Silent Vengeance 3
00:49:02Vengeance Reloaded
00:49:05big fan
00:49:06I'm actually, uh, testifying in front of Congress for you
00:49:08you know, outing suspected starlighters
00:49:10spoiler alert
00:49:11Post Malone
00:49:13you need to get the fuck away from me right now
00:49:15you bet, yeah
00:49:17we came here looking for something
00:49:19what do you know about V-1?
00:49:23you come to the right place
00:49:33here you go
00:49:37oh yeah
00:49:38Vought yanked that one from the newsstands
00:49:40after Kent State
00:49:42good times
00:49:44how'd you end up with it?
00:49:45some old bitch on eBay
00:49:46I paid 20 bucks
00:49:47I mean, it'd go for half a mil at auction
00:49:50easy
00:49:55yeah, Dr. Vought was, uh, was a titan
00:50:02a visionary
00:50:02he was a pansy
00:50:04with a German accent
00:50:05and sweaty palms
00:50:06he was a complicated guy
00:50:16do you
00:50:17or do you not
00:50:18have V-1?
00:50:21I don't
00:50:23but Bombside does
00:50:24he does
00:50:26that piece of shit's still alive
00:50:28yeah
00:50:28he was my best customer for a long time
00:50:30what makes you think he has it?
00:50:32one night he was tweaked out of his gourd
00:50:33and he told me he has some
00:50:35and I believe him
00:50:35where is he?
00:50:36me and Bombside are still cool
00:50:37why don't we all just hang out
00:50:39for a sec
00:50:39and I'll call him
00:50:40he'll fly right over
00:50:49let's get this up in Bogota
00:50:50where you were taking a pass
00:50:51I mean, for the soldier boy
00:50:54nothing but the best
00:51:00Seth?
00:51:00Seth?
00:51:02oh, no
00:51:03I actually hate weed
00:51:04I just pretend to like it from my brand
00:51:06so I can sell ashtrays to suckers
00:51:10um, yo, Homelander
00:51:12uh, you wanna hit this?
00:51:15it is my life goal to smoke you out, homie
00:51:20don't call me that
00:51:24Homelander
00:51:25it's good to see you again
00:51:30do I know you?
00:51:31yeah, uh, we met like six times
00:51:34malchemical
00:51:35make deadly gases
00:51:36did that whole campaign with gas ex
00:51:42that's embarrassing
00:51:44Homelander's still as weird as he was when I was there
00:51:47well, I wasn't there back then, but
00:51:49yes
00:51:50let's get this one
00:51:51one time, at Ledoux
00:51:52Misha Barton wanted to suck him off
00:51:54right, he spent two hours talking to her about Nietzsche
00:51:56then left when she stepped on his cape
00:51:58oh, that fucking cape
00:52:00like a baby with a blanket
00:52:02pretty sure he jerks off into it
00:52:03probably why it's so stiff
00:52:05say that again
00:52:10oh, can't you take a fucking joke?
00:52:15say it again
00:52:18it's not as much
00:52:19if bombsite's not coming, I'm leaving
00:52:21he's on his way, be here any minute
00:52:23I swear
00:52:27nah, I'm done
00:52:31oh, shit
00:52:32by the way
00:52:33hey
00:52:34I heard you all
00:52:35and I want you all to know
00:52:37that very soon, gentlemen
00:52:38you are going to pay
00:52:39for your sick posts
00:52:41and your hateful memes
00:52:44especially the memes
00:52:48no, no, no
00:52:49it was Camille and Seth's idea
00:52:51what?
00:52:51fuck you, Forte
00:52:52it was fucking his idea, man
00:52:54if he is just sucking your dick
00:52:55so you can help his shitty fucking career
00:52:57take them, okay?
00:52:58shit, I'll take them out for you right now
00:52:59oh, really?
00:53:00yeah
00:53:00you want to take me, bitch?
00:53:01I'm fucking yoked
00:53:02shut up, Forte
00:53:03you're making this worse
00:53:04everybody stop
00:53:06we really should round up Michael Cera
00:53:11home letter
00:53:12sorry, quick question
00:53:14what?
00:53:15oh, for fuck's sake
00:53:23who's memorable now?
00:53:24what the fuck?
00:53:25easy, easy, easy
00:53:26can we fuck off, please?
00:53:28yeah, MacGruber, everything is cool
00:53:29hey, man
00:53:29we don't have a problem with you
00:53:30honest
00:53:31but, but, but
00:53:32fuck this fucking guy
00:53:33you know, he fucked my life
00:53:34if you help us get rid of him
00:53:36then we all win
00:53:37and you
00:53:38you can have this, Evan
00:53:39and I don't even, like
00:53:41really care if you bring me back
00:53:42or whatever
00:53:42I don't need to kill him
00:53:43to get the seven
00:53:44no, yeah, of course not
00:53:45but what about all that
00:53:46creepy shit he's doing
00:53:46with that church?
00:53:47I mean, they're rounding up
00:53:48everybody cool
00:53:49all the hookers
00:53:50the drug dealers
00:53:51they want to ban porn
00:53:52I mean, they want to ban
00:53:53fucking abortions
00:53:55okay, well, banning abortion
00:53:56would be a big problem
00:53:57for me personally
00:53:58exactly, for all of us
00:54:00so, so, if we kill him
00:54:01we can stop worrying
00:54:02about being cops
00:54:03or, or, or gods
00:54:04or, or asexual weirdos
00:54:06you know, we can go back
00:54:07to fucking
00:54:07and, and being fucking awesome
00:54:09look
00:54:10we know you've got that
00:54:12fucked up chest blast thing
00:54:13I mean, I was at hero gas
00:54:14and I saw it
00:54:15just finish him
00:54:16now
00:54:16take away his powers
00:54:17so we can curb stomp him
00:54:18while we have the chance
00:54:27he is a fucking
00:54:28asexual weirdo
00:54:29yeah, yeah
00:54:31but as much as it pains me
00:54:33to say this
00:54:34he's my
00:54:35fucking asexual weirdo
00:54:41nobody fucks my son
00:54:42but me
00:54:43what?
00:54:44that came out wrong
00:54:57oh, fuck
00:55:01oh, fuck
00:55:01oh, fuck
00:55:03oh, fuck
00:55:06oh, fuck
00:55:08damn trail
00:55:09need to stick to acting
00:55:10up top of those
00:55:11fuck my shit up
00:55:13soldier boy
00:55:179-1-1
00:55:18what's your emergency?
00:55:19yeah, please send police right now
00:55:20I don't know the address
00:55:22do you know the address?
00:55:23I don't know the address
00:55:24oh, fuck
00:55:25fuck
00:55:25it's okay
00:55:26shut up
00:55:26shut up
00:55:27I'm not gonna kill you
00:55:28I'm gonna get you out of here
00:55:29but you need to do exactly
00:55:31as I say
00:55:38go
00:55:38go
00:55:43fuck
00:55:44fuck
00:55:45fuck
00:55:54fuck
00:55:55no
00:55:56no
00:55:56no
00:56:02what'd you do to me, man?
00:56:05shut up
00:56:07fuck
00:56:07fuck
00:56:08hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
00:56:09is it bad?
00:56:11well, uh
00:56:12I didn't mean to
00:56:13I don't want to die, man
00:56:15it's gonna be okay
00:56:16I'll remember you
00:56:18every time
00:56:19I watch
00:56:20an American pickle
00:56:21what?
00:56:22fuck
00:56:26fuck
00:56:26fuck
00:56:28fuck
00:56:29fuck
00:56:31fuck
00:56:31fuck
00:56:31fuck
00:56:31fuck
00:56:32fuck
00:56:33fuck
00:56:33fuck
00:56:34fuck
00:56:35fuck
00:56:49fuck
00:56:51fuck
00:57:05Does Bombsite really have it?
00:57:07Fuck you.
00:57:09I'm gonna rip your balls off and stuff them down your throat.
00:57:11That'd be like trying to shove two grapefruits through a garden hose.
00:57:15Does Bombsite have the V1s?
00:57:19Oh, God! Yes, yes, okay, yes, that part was true.
00:57:23I swear to fucking God, man. He's got it.
00:57:25Where is he?
00:57:26I don't know.
00:57:26Where the fuck is he?
00:57:27I don't know. I haven't talked to him in like five years.
00:57:29I swear, man. I swear to God.
00:57:30Please.
00:57:44What happened?
00:57:46I took care of it.
00:57:50Why?
00:57:52Because fuck them.
00:57:55That's why.
00:57:57I don't think this micro prick was lying.
00:58:00Bombsite has to be one.
00:58:01I'm just gonna find him.
00:58:04Also, um...
00:58:08I've been fucking Firecracker.
00:58:12But...
00:58:12Out of respect for you, that's, uh...
00:58:15That's done.
00:58:18Plus, her pillow talk was getting to be a real drag.
00:58:24Pillow talk?
00:58:29Yeah.
00:58:30Yeah.
00:58:50I'm not a friend.
00:58:50Yeah.
00:58:50Yeah.
00:58:52All right.
00:58:53Yeah.
00:58:53Yeah.
00:58:53Yeah.
00:58:53Yeah.
00:58:56Oh, Lander.
00:59:00How was L.A.?
00:59:03Did you catch Annette's truth bomb?
00:59:06I did, indeed.
00:59:07And it was a real barn burner.
00:59:10Well done.
00:59:10Thank you, sir.
00:59:12That means the world.
00:59:14How's sex with my father?
00:59:19Is he good at it?
00:59:21Are you thinking about me?
00:59:24When you're making love to him?
00:59:28I never meant to cross a line or offend you.
00:59:32Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:59:33Don't fret, little one.
00:59:34I don't care about the sex.
00:59:36Really.
00:59:38But I do care about your little chats after sex.
00:59:41Sir, whatever soldier boy told you, I can assure you that I...
00:59:44You mean your inner turmoil when it comes to me and, uh...
00:59:52Jesus, are you thinking of Jesus when you're praising me?
00:59:56No, you are my one and only savior.
01:00:00You say that, but your jagged little heart is whirring like a hummingbird.
01:00:09You're supposed to worship me.
01:00:12Love me.
01:00:13And me alone.
01:00:15I do.
01:00:16I believed in you.
01:00:18Turns out...
01:00:20You don't believe in me.
01:00:25I need you to collect your things and leave.
01:00:32But I do believe in you.
01:00:34I love you.
01:00:36I am the only one here who ever has.
01:00:39I gave you everything.
01:00:41I gave you my soul.
01:00:43And everybody else here, they're just...
01:00:45They're just scared of you.
01:00:47Or they want something from you.
01:00:49But I have always loved you for you.
01:00:54Just the strongest.
01:00:57Smartest.
01:00:59Best man on earth.
01:01:00Hmm.
01:01:02Man.
01:01:02No, no, no, no, no.
01:01:03God, no.
01:01:04No, be God.
01:01:07My Lord.
01:01:08That look you used to get when you'd suck on me.
01:01:12I felt like Mother Mary herself.
01:01:15I felt blessed to nourish someone as important as you.
01:01:26But nothing I ever did was good enough, was it?
01:01:29You cast me out into the cold.
01:01:32Which was so much worse than never feeling your warmth in the first place.
01:01:37So all I have been trying to do is to get you to see me the way that you used
01:01:42to.
01:01:44Hell, the only reason I was with Soldier Boy was because your reflected light
01:01:50is better than all that at all.
01:01:53Please, sir.
01:01:56I love you.
01:01:58We all need love, don't we?
01:02:03Even God.
01:02:04We all need love, don't we?
01:02:05We all need love.
01:02:47Hooray for Hollywood
01:02:49That screwy ballyhoo-y Hollywood
01:02:52Where any office for your young mechanic
01:02:55Can be a panic
01:02:57With just a good-looking patent
01:03:00And any barmaid can be a starmaid
01:03:04If she dances with or without a fan
01:03:07Hooray for Hollywood
01:03:08Where you're terrific if you're even good
01:03:11Where anyone at all from Shirley Temple
01:03:15To Amy Semple is equally understood
01:03:19Go out and try your luck
01:03:21You might be Donald Duck
01:03:23Hooray for Hollywood
01:03:30The
01:03:31The
01:04:03Hooray for Hollywood, that phony super coney Hollywood. They come from Chillicotties and Padukas with their bazookas to get their
01:04:14names up in lights. All armed with photos from local rotos with their hair and ribbon and legs and tights.
01:04:22Hooray for Hollywood, you may be homely in your neighborhood. But if you think that you can be an actor,
01:04:30see Mr. Factor, he'll make a monkey look good. Within a half an hour you'll look like Tyrone Bauer.
01:04:38Hooray for Hollywood.
01:04:46Hooray for Hollywood.
01:05:09Hooray for Hollywood.
01:05:09Hooray for Hollywood.
01:05:14Hooray for Hollywood.
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01:05:20Hooray for Hollywood.
01:05:20Hooray for Hollywood.
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01:05:25Hooray for Hollywood.
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01:05:26Hooray for Hollywood.
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01:05:35Hooray for Hollywood.
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