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00:02:50Good morning.
00:02:52What time is it?
00:02:54I'm late.
00:02:58Tim is going to freak.
00:03:00I need a good excuse.
00:03:03Just tell him you're leaving him for a more handsome man.
00:03:10I'll see you later.
00:03:24I'll see you later.
00:03:30I'll see you later.
00:03:38I'll see you later.
00:03:55Hey, guys.
00:03:56Oh.
00:03:56Hey.
00:03:58Birthday, girl.
00:03:59Happy birthday.
00:04:00Hey, Trish.
00:04:01Yeah.
00:04:03She could topple over at any moment.
00:04:05Heels to a barbecue.
00:04:06Dude, all I'm saying is that I'll get her a little puppy.
00:04:10That's it.
00:04:11That's what you think.
00:04:12I already told you.
00:04:13As soon as she sees her friends popping out a couple, she's going to want one of her own.
00:04:16It's what always happens.
00:04:19It's not going to happen.
00:04:21Oh, damn it.
00:04:23She invited him?
00:04:26Happy birthday, beautiful girl, huh?
00:04:37Play cool.
00:04:39Happy birthday, dear Trisha.
00:04:43Happy birthday to you.
00:05:06What are you doing here?
00:05:10What's the matter?
00:05:10You got shit in your ears?
00:05:13What is that?
00:05:15Some cliche bad guy shit you heard in an 80s movie?
00:05:25You come back here again, and I'll kill you.
00:05:30Are you sure you want to fuck with me?
00:05:33Hey.
00:05:34Is everything okay?
00:05:36Yeah.
00:05:39Everything's fine.
00:05:41We were just...
00:05:42Howling around?
00:05:44Yeah.
00:05:46Happy birthday.
00:05:48Happy birthday.
00:05:54He's a nice guy, that's all.
00:05:56He's an idiot.
00:05:57No, he's not.
00:06:00Are you jealous?
00:06:02Oh, please.
00:06:02Like, you could do better than me anyways.
00:06:07Babe, I just thought you this.
00:06:09Yes.
00:06:11Yes.
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00:06:38I don't know.
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00:13:06All right, man. I'll see ya.
00:13:08See ya.
00:13:10Have fun with the children.
00:13:11Oh, yeah, yeah. Little shitheads.
00:13:22Another day, another birthday cake.
00:13:27Do you feel that you have wished to not?
00:13:33Give a lot, give a lot of love.
00:13:39A shooting star is just above.
00:13:47Is it too late to die off?
00:13:58Is it too late to die off?
00:14:07My vision's unfocused.
00:14:11Where am I going?
00:14:19Is it too late to die too soon?
00:14:23I want her.
00:14:30Okay.
00:14:50I want her.
00:14:53I want her.
00:15:02what are you doing
00:15:08you know now that you're not using you're gonna have to find a new way to make money
00:15:11oh you mean like get a job the diner's looking for help
00:15:19you're right you want a place to crash or not
00:15:26are you serious
00:16:04sup eronica long time i just saw you in biology you know what i mean
00:16:12anyways how's your story going pretty well actually
00:16:16yeah you know actually roland's writing this really cool story
00:16:19oh sick that's dope can you fuck off
00:16:29conrad what what he's lurking it's creepy
00:16:34so what are you doing for prom i don't know yet
00:16:39i can get us a limo oh a limo
00:16:42you won't regret it
00:16:47i'll think about it
00:16:49sounds good
00:16:50um anyways i've got to go big sister duty and everything so
00:17:04totally gonna tap that ass
00:17:08because that's just the thing that people say
00:17:10yes they do
00:17:14waiter waiter waiter
00:17:16yes sir yes
00:17:18can we please get some service
00:17:20sorry about that guys i'm sorry
00:17:21all right what can i get you
00:17:23well i was actually really in the mood for um
00:17:27a blowjob
00:17:28yeah
00:17:29from your mom
00:17:31it's funny guys
00:17:33maybe some scrambled eggs and milk
00:17:37hey you xander
00:17:40i am
00:17:41all right cool
00:17:44you got any experience
00:17:45none
00:17:46you like working with people
00:17:48nope
00:17:49can you wash dishes
00:17:53i guess
00:17:54great you start tomorrow
00:18:14come on kid
00:18:15what are you waiting for halloween
00:18:17dude i'm seriously doing my best over here
00:18:20use soap and water
00:18:22it's not that hard
00:18:50careful
00:18:53sorry but if frank catches you he's gonna lose his shit
00:18:56oh
00:18:58well
00:18:59frank can kiss my ass
00:19:10i'm rolling
00:19:12xander
00:19:14you work here long
00:19:15about a year
00:19:16it's okay
00:19:17it's my first day and i'd rather pick pieces of corn out of shit
00:19:22you get used to it
00:19:24can hardly wait
00:19:29i'm gonna go back inside
00:19:37hey roland
00:19:38yeah
00:19:40you know you ought to tell those guys that bother you to go fuck themselves
00:19:45thanks but i sort of don't want to die
00:20:08well that looks disgusting
00:20:10do you want to do the cooking
00:20:11nope that is your responsibility
00:20:16can't uh grab me one while you're at it huh
00:20:17yep
00:20:21thanks
00:20:21uh so coach thinks i have a pretty good chance of impressing the scouts next month
00:20:29no
00:20:29don't screw it up okay
00:20:33thanks uncle fred
00:20:35thank you for your support
00:20:36hey listen
00:20:36you want to get out of this shit hole town
00:20:38this is it
00:20:39i mean it
00:20:40don't screw it up
00:21:07hey dad
00:21:10let's bring in that history challenger
00:21:38let's bring in that history challenger
00:21:52let's bring in that history
00:22:07But you know what happens to us when we stop using
00:22:27Oh
00:22:46Let me get another
00:22:52Come on lady, just one more
00:23:05Hey beautiful
00:23:08I'm Xander
00:23:13Melissa
00:23:16Can I get you another beer you drink?
00:23:20Excuse me
00:23:23What?
00:23:24You're in my seat, dickhead
00:23:29Oh, I'm in your seat
00:23:32My bad
00:23:33Yeah, so get lost
00:23:35Look man, I don't want any trouble, okay?
00:23:39I was just having a friendly conversation with Melissa over here
00:23:43And you know, next drink's on me, huh?
00:23:47Hey, can I get another beer over here for my, uh, my handsome friend?
00:23:52Fuck you
00:23:52We're leaving
00:23:53Let's go
00:23:54I'm not ready
00:24:04Look at this
00:24:05Look at this
00:24:08Come
00:24:12Hey, um, can you turn the air on in here?
00:24:16It's on
00:24:22Do you need to step outside?
00:24:26Sit up, I'm fine
00:24:27You don't sound too funny
00:24:31Babe, what is it?
00:24:33I don't know
00:24:35Did you do this to me?
00:24:36What the fuck are you talking about?
00:24:40Oh, come on, I'm in
00:24:45Oh, my God
00:24:47Oh, fuck
00:24:48Oh, what are you doing?
00:24:51Oh, stop it, mom
00:24:53No
00:25:02Oh, this is disgusting
00:25:04What the hell?
00:25:07No
00:25:09Hey
00:25:12I know a really good dermatologist
00:25:15Did you do that?
00:25:20Oh, my God
00:25:22That's so hot
00:25:28Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait
00:25:50Daan
00:25:55Don't
00:25:57You're starting to stink.
00:26:03I'm just saying it wouldn't hurt to try.
00:26:06I'm trying.
00:26:07I am.
00:26:11Then when are you going to go back to work?
00:26:15I will.
00:26:18Just need some time.
00:26:20It's been almost two years, Dad.
00:26:23She left me, too.
00:26:25Yeah, I know.
00:26:30I think I just need some time.
00:26:43Can we at least get rid of that thing?
00:26:48Why?
00:26:49It's weird.
00:26:51It's cute.
00:26:53Whatever.
00:26:56She got that for me in West Virginia.
00:26:59It's precious.
00:27:02It's tremendous.
00:27:06I love you.
00:27:08It's great.
00:27:13It's broken.
00:27:31What happened?
00:27:34A street fight.
00:27:36Mysterious.
00:27:38Let me get your number.
00:27:41Why?
00:27:43So we can talk later.
00:27:48I don't know.
00:27:51I'm not really quite sure how I feel about women that are into face melting.
00:28:01Get the fuck out.
00:28:03All right.
00:28:04Go.
00:28:05You asshole.
00:28:09I never texted you back.
00:28:12You just don't do that anymore.
00:28:14Watch it.
00:28:15Watch it.
00:28:16Watch it.
00:28:16Watch it.
00:28:17Oh!
00:28:20Yes!
00:28:22Yes!
00:28:23Clean up our aisle, douche!
00:28:28Hey.
00:28:30You okay, bud?
00:28:31Oh, you okay, buddy?
00:28:34You okay?
00:28:34Oh, he's all right.
00:28:35He's all right.
00:28:36He's good.
00:28:36He's good.
00:28:41He's good.
00:28:45He's good.
00:28:45He's good.
00:28:46You Conrad?
00:28:48Can I help you?
00:28:50How are those sores on your dick?
00:28:53If it still hurts to pee, I know a good urologist.
00:28:56Yo, who is this guy?
00:28:58I don't know.
00:29:00I mean, what were you thinking?
00:29:02Messing around with that chick in her parents' basement last year before Christmas?
00:29:06You gotta wrap that shit up, dude.
00:29:25You really shouldn't stigmatize STIs like that.
00:29:39Hey.
00:29:40Hey.
00:29:41Roland, right?
00:29:44You need a ride?
00:29:48Come on.
00:29:52Hey, thanks for rubbing me out today.
00:29:54Don't worry about it, man.
00:29:56Happy to help.
00:29:59Do you want to come in?
00:30:02Nah.
00:30:02I got a lot of stuff to do today.
00:30:04Yeah.
00:30:05Oh, yeah.
00:30:05Totally.
00:30:06It's not gonna be funny, you know, to play video games or whatever, but you know what?
00:30:09Never mind.
00:30:10Doesn't matter.
00:30:11I will see you tomorrow.
00:30:15You know what?
00:30:17Why not?
00:30:18Yeah?
00:30:20Sure thing.
00:30:22Okay.
00:30:23Awesome.
00:30:26So you got any booze in here or what?
00:30:29Uh, my dad does.
00:30:31Where's your dad?
00:30:32He's probably at a bar.
00:30:35Perfect.
00:30:38What?
00:30:40You're kind of being a shitty host right now, you know.
00:30:43I can't give you my dad's beer.
00:30:46Come on.
00:30:48Yeah, I'll take care of it.
00:30:49It'll be okay.
00:30:50Go.
00:30:51Go.
00:30:52Go.
00:30:56Hey, by the way, is that Veronica chick?
00:31:00She's pretty hot.
00:31:02I know.
00:31:05So why aren't you, you know?
00:31:07Hello?
00:31:09Ha ha.
00:31:11Yeah, I...
00:31:17My man.
00:31:23Nice.
00:31:29Oh, I'm good.
00:31:33Hey, Roland, take the beer.
00:31:45Cheers.
00:31:46Yay.
00:31:52Oh, that's disgusting.
00:31:56Oh.
00:31:58What the fuck is that thing?
00:32:07What?
00:32:11What is this, an owl?
00:32:14It's my dad's owl.
00:32:17Can you just put it down, please?
00:32:20Shit.
00:32:29I'm sorry, man.
00:32:32Oh, my dad is going to freak.
00:32:36My mom got that for him on their honeymoon to West Virginia.
00:32:39West Virginia?
00:32:43Look, man.
00:32:45It's okay.
00:32:46I can fix this.
00:32:47I swear.
00:32:49Look, do you have anything that belonged to your mom made of cloth?
00:32:56Yeah, I got something.
00:32:59Oh, yeah, this will work.
00:33:00Yeah, it's the towel my mom used to dry herself with.
00:33:03My dad doesn't want to wash it.
00:33:05Gross.
00:33:10All right.
00:33:13Okay.
00:33:18Pistachio.
00:33:20Repario.
00:33:37Are you a magician?
00:33:43Roland?
00:33:46I'm a witch.
00:33:47A warlock?
00:33:49No.
00:33:50A witch.
00:33:51Oh, a wizard.
00:33:53No.
00:33:55I said a witch.
00:33:59But, no, no way.
00:34:00That's impossible.
00:34:02How did you do this?
00:34:04Can you just get it?
00:34:05Can you get it?
00:34:05I'm a witch, okay?
00:34:07Bullshit.
00:34:09No bullshit.
00:34:14What the hell, dude?
00:34:17I just wanted to see if you'd melt.
00:34:21Come here.
00:34:23Hey, I need those.
00:34:24I need...
00:34:28I got news for you, pal.
00:34:30Wait until tomorrow.
00:34:32You're not going to need them then.
00:34:33What am I supposed to read with tonight?
00:34:38Do yourself a favor.
00:34:39Watch some porn.
00:34:58I'm not going to be.
00:35:03I'm not going to be.
00:35:31I'm not going to be.
00:35:32I'm not going to be.
00:35:32I mean, I can see.
00:35:33you got my glasses on whoa you really are a witch
00:35:42so i still don't get it why are you called a witch you're not a wizard or a warlock
00:35:47listen man why is a zebra called a zebra and not just a horse with fucking stripes
00:35:57look i'm only telling you this because frankly i was like you once
00:36:03like me yeah a virgin hmm okay i can't really explain the feeling that you get when you cast
00:36:10a spell but it's the best it's better than sex this is why i need this to stay between you
00:36:18and me
00:36:19because if my roommate finds out about this he'll kill me but it's why i'm gonna help you
00:36:24yeah yeah so next time conrad comes into the diner put that shit in his food what'll this do to
00:36:32him
00:36:37pretty much make his life miserable
00:36:50does your burger taste funny
00:36:55no all right i can't believe i got a d on that paper i mean i've never gotten anything below
00:37:02a b
00:37:02before maybe you're just stupid what yeah you are i mean maybe you're just plain old dumb
00:37:13i mean you're hot but there's just like not that much going on in your head
00:37:15dude shut up well i just i just can't wait to get to prom so i can bang you and
00:37:21move on with my life
00:37:25conrad stop i mean then again according to paul mason you're kind of disappointing
00:37:38what what what what just happened holy shit
00:37:44what i think there's a zit on your forehead
00:37:59and you can forget about that whole when you're a witch whatever you do comes back at you times
00:38:05three thing it's bullshit
00:38:16brother gonna be a teacher one day yeah you're gonna show you what it's all about you're gonna be an
00:38:21expert on everything you're gonna break your mind and let the knowledge out all brother gonna be a
00:38:26teacher one day yeah you're gonna show you what it's all about
00:38:29i like this is that it's complicated
00:39:10cause i know you're trying to fix it like everybody trying to make a home out of a neighborhood
00:39:17no you didn't want to hurt nobody no you did whatever that you thought was good
00:39:21i like this is that it's complicated cause i know it but i can't explain it
00:39:27oh
00:39:29it's got a beautiful smile
00:39:49Thank you and thank you.
00:40:22Oh! Fuck! Damn it!
00:40:34What the hell are you doing?
00:40:37Uh, nothing. P.E. assignment.
00:40:53What made you think you could fly?
00:40:55I don't know. It's not what witches do.
00:40:58Roland, I can't even fly.
00:41:01Well, I'm an idiot. What the hell are you doing anyway?
00:41:04Trying to make a healing potion.
00:41:08It smells really bad.
00:41:11Tastes even worse. Like Bigfoot's jockstrap.
00:41:17Down the hatch.
00:41:21Well?
00:41:24Well, I don't seem to be hatefully shitting yet, so I guess we'll find out tomorrow.
00:41:30Have I ever turned someone into something else? Like an object?
00:41:33I read this fairy tale once called The Old Witch.
00:41:35It's about this spoiled little girl who gets turned into a log by a hat witch.
00:41:39I'm sorry. Can I just ask you one question?
00:41:41Yeah, sure.
00:41:44What comes to your mind when I say the word boob?
00:41:51You answered it.
00:42:07I think this is gonna work.
00:42:09Relax. It's gonna work.
00:42:11You sure?
00:42:12I mean, you've done this kind of thing before, right?
00:42:15No.
00:42:17Xander.
00:42:17Hey.
00:42:19Have I ever steered you wrong?
00:42:22Yes.
00:42:25Don't have to be a dick about it.
00:42:30Well?
00:42:31I don't recognize the number.
00:42:33So, answer it then.
00:42:38Hello?
00:42:43Yeah, yeah, Veronica. I'm still here.
00:42:53Conrad.
00:42:54What the hell are you doing in there?
00:42:56Give me a minute.
00:42:58When are you coming out?
00:42:59Give me a second.
00:43:02Oh, shit.
00:43:10Oh, God.
00:43:14No.
00:43:23Okay.
00:43:26All right.
00:43:32Um, hey
00:43:33Can we, uh, can we talk?
00:43:38There you go
00:43:43So, uh, you have any trouble finding the place?
00:43:46Uh, no
00:43:47Why would I?
00:43:51You hungry?
00:43:55You sure?
00:43:57Okay
00:44:01How about a movie?
00:44:03Listen
00:44:05Um, I've been thinking a lot, um, about you
00:44:12About me?
00:44:14Well, you're like the only guy in school who
00:44:18Who what?
00:44:21Who isn't a complete asshole
00:44:23I don't know
00:44:24Well, I do
00:44:27I mean
00:44:29People just
00:44:31They just treat me like the pretty girl
00:44:33Very pretty
00:44:34I mean, not that that's what matters
00:44:36Sorry
00:44:37It's okay
00:44:39Relax
00:44:48Um, you've, uh, you've never done that before, have you?
00:44:52I mean, was it that obvious?
00:44:57But listen, I'm, I'm not what they say I am
00:45:02I don't believe anything they say
00:45:05I mean, I've never even
00:45:09Look, I know what they say about me and it's, it's not true
00:45:17But, if I were to be with someone
00:45:24Um, I'd want it to be you
00:45:30I'm sorry, I can't do this
00:45:32What's wrong?
00:45:33I'm sorry, Veronica, this is a mistake, you need to go
00:45:35But, Roland
00:45:36Just go
00:46:06What are you doing?
00:46:08Look what you left out
00:46:10Mastering the art of sex spells
00:46:13Classy
00:46:14Oh, shit, man
00:46:15How's it working for you?
00:46:18I'm not using it, I swear
00:46:19No?
00:46:21No, I met this kid named Roland and he reminded me of how we were in high school
00:46:25What, Roland?
00:46:27Roland?
00:46:27Roland Grimm?
00:46:28Yeah
00:46:28Fuck you, man, I was nothing like that kid in high school
00:46:31I was just trying to help him out
00:46:34You know, with all the bullies and the other joys of being a teenager
00:46:39What is this, revenge of the witches?
00:46:41You made a deal with me, you weren't gonna use that shit anymore
00:46:44I'm not using, I'm just teaching him
00:46:47What happened to witchcraft can't be taught?
00:46:52Henry
00:46:53Henry, he can handle it
00:46:56You weren't ready
00:46:58Who always had your back in high school?
00:47:00You did, and I appreciate it
00:47:02I appreciate you telling me how to be responsible, you fucking psycho
00:47:05Henry
00:47:07I need you to trust me
00:47:08No, why don't you just shut the fuck up?
00:47:11You're full of shit, Xander
00:47:20Witch
00:47:23Witch, witch, witch, witch, witch, witch
00:47:26Witch
00:47:26Witch
00:47:44Oh, uh, hey
00:47:46Hey, you got a minute?
00:47:48Um, sure
00:47:55So, Roland, this is my brother, Jack
00:47:59Stepbrother
00:48:00Shut up
00:48:01Nice to meet you, Jack
00:48:04So, what's up?
00:48:06Um
00:48:12I just wanted to apologize for this past weekend
00:48:15What are you talking about?
00:48:17Um
00:48:19You came to my house
00:48:20And we, uh
00:48:22Did things
00:48:23Well, I mean, we almost did things
00:48:25Roland, are
00:48:26Are you on drugs?
00:48:29No, seriously, are you?
00:48:34Never mind
00:48:34Doesn't matter
00:48:36Um
00:48:38I know the answer's probably no
00:48:39And you already have a date
00:48:41But do you want to go to prom with me?
00:48:44Okay
00:48:55Dude
00:48:57What happened?
00:49:00What am I supposed to do, man?
00:49:02Can't play like this on Saturday
00:49:10Shit
00:49:13I used to be so hot
00:49:16So, I guess right now
00:49:19Is not a good time to tell you about Grant
00:49:21What about that piece of shit?
00:49:25He's taking Veronica to prom
00:49:31You okay?
00:49:35Do me a favor
00:49:37Kick his ass
00:49:39Kick his ass
00:49:41Kick his ass
00:50:06Good morning, son
00:50:07Dad, hey
00:50:10Well, I better get going
00:50:11I don't want to be late for my interview
00:50:13You have an interview?
00:50:16You have a good day at school
00:50:17I'll see you when I get home
00:50:18Yeah, okay
00:50:27Hans?
00:50:28What are you
00:50:35What's this?
00:50:36Hans, give it back
00:50:37Please
00:50:38Conrad's gonna love this
00:50:40Hans, stop
00:51:08Hey, buddy
00:51:08What's up?
00:51:09Hans found out
00:51:10We're witches
00:51:13Hey, Conrad
00:51:14Call me back
00:51:14As soon as you get this
00:51:15It's about Grimm
00:51:17He's into some
00:51:18Voodoo-type shit
00:51:28Give yourself
00:51:29A bigger
00:51:31Penis
00:51:34What the fuck?
00:51:45What the fuck?
00:51:47Hans, buddy
00:51:49No
00:51:50Wait, wait, wait
00:51:51Come on
00:51:54What do you want?
00:51:55We have a little proposal for you
00:51:59Fine
00:52:02You know you're not getting the book
00:52:04I'm telling the whole school about you
00:52:07Here's the thing, Hans
00:52:09You give us our book back
00:52:11We'll help you out
00:52:12You?
00:52:13Help me?
00:52:15I'm kinda like the Al Capone of witches
00:52:19Who?
00:52:20Never mind
00:52:21Look, do you really want Conrad to know that you hooked up with Christy Becker last year?
00:52:26What?
00:52:27Do you also want him to know that you secretly hate him?
00:52:31Because he gets more attention from the girls at the parties?
00:52:35Don't lie to me
00:52:36You daydream about his face getting run over by a tractor trailer
00:52:42Granted, I think you're slightly more handsome
00:52:45But that's just my humble opinion
00:52:48Ray, I don't know what you're talking about
00:52:53Oh, oh
00:52:56That's cool, man
00:52:58Damn, I didn't, I didn't know
00:53:00What?
00:53:04You think about Conrad sometimes when you jerk off?
00:53:10All right, get the fuck out of my house
00:53:12All right, calm down
00:53:16We're just here to help
00:53:19This will solve all of your insecurities
00:53:23Who said I was insecure?
00:53:25Witchcraft, Hans
00:53:26Witchcraft
00:53:27And if you drink this
00:53:28Then all the girls
00:53:29And the guys
00:53:30Will find you irresistible
00:53:32And I mean like
00:53:33Oh my God, there goes Hans
00:53:35He's so hot
00:53:36I just want to
00:53:38Lick the stinky, smelly sweat out of his armpits
00:53:46What's the catch?
00:53:48You give us the book
00:53:49And keep your mouth shut
00:53:53Deal
00:54:05What's it supposed to do to him?
00:54:07He's supposed to forget everything
00:54:14Is it working?
00:54:17Because I feel like shit
00:54:43What's it supposed to do to him?
00:54:53Are you sure you did that right?
00:54:56I mean, I did snort some blow
00:54:59Before I made the potion
00:55:00But
00:55:01Yeah
00:55:03Seriously?
00:55:04No
00:55:05How irresponsible do you think I am?
00:55:08Just a little weed though
00:55:10Santa
00:55:10Santa
00:55:11Santa
00:55:13Santa
00:55:13Santa
00:55:13Santa
00:55:15Santa
00:55:15Santa
00:55:21What happened to him?
00:55:25Hell if I know
00:55:32Nice going, fairy godmother
00:55:35It'll keep him quiet
00:55:36At least
00:55:37No, we have to turn him back
00:55:40Do we really?
00:55:42Yes, I mean
00:55:43I hate him too
00:55:44But we can't keep him like this
00:55:46There is a way to reverse this
00:55:48Right?
00:55:49Yeah, I guess
00:55:51It's just a lot of work
00:55:52Okay, then let's go
00:56:05Oh, fuck
00:56:12Yeah, no, he's dead
00:56:16Yeah, no, he's dead
00:56:17Yeah, no, he's dead
00:56:17What is it?
00:56:19Santa, what do we do?
00:56:20I don't know
00:56:24We just killed someone
00:56:26Hey, hey
00:56:27Hey, hey
00:56:30Let's get it together, huh?
00:56:32Let's think of something here
00:56:33When do his parents come home?
00:56:35We can clean all this shit up
00:56:36And nobody will know anything to happen
00:56:39No, no, no
00:56:40We have to bring him back
00:56:41We have to bring him back
00:56:42Roland
00:56:43We can't bring him back
00:56:45Yeah, but what I mean
00:56:45We're witches
00:56:46We can do anything, right?
00:56:47Buddy
00:56:49We can't bring him back
00:56:52And if we did
00:56:53We wouldn't be doing him any favors
00:56:57He'd come back as a monster
00:57:05Oh, shit
00:57:11Are you good with the shovel?
00:57:14What?
00:57:22That's good
00:57:24No, wait, man
00:57:25I can't
00:57:25I can't
00:58:00You need to relax, Roland
00:58:04We're so fucked
00:58:09You just killed someone
00:58:12I know, man
00:58:15But think about it
00:58:18Hans was just going to end up being some serial killer or a rapist anyway
00:58:22So it's fine
00:58:24Xander, stop it
00:58:27I don't think we should be witches anymore
00:58:31What we did to Hans was really wrong
00:58:37I know
00:58:38I know, man, but it was a mistake
00:58:40Yeah, okay
00:58:41So no more witchcraft
00:58:42At least not for a while
00:58:45Xander
00:58:51All right, man
00:58:53No more witchcraft
00:59:05Conrad, get it together
00:59:08I'm not playing this weekend
00:59:10Are you kidding?
00:59:11I feel like complete shit
00:59:14So we'll go to the doctor
00:59:16Uncle Fred
00:59:18Look at me
00:59:20I can't play like this
00:59:29Hey Conrad, call me back as soon as you get this
00:59:31It's about Grim
00:59:33He's into some voodoo type shit
00:59:36What's that all about
00:59:39It's probably just drunk or something
01:00:05Hey?
01:00:08Hey
01:00:09So how's your story going?
01:00:11It's okay
01:00:12I'm kind of taking a break from it right now
01:00:13Why?
01:00:14It sounded interesting
01:00:15Yeah, there's better things to write about than witches
01:00:17Like what?
01:00:19I don't know
01:00:20Vampires, werewolves, psycho soccer moms
01:00:23You know, my mom was a psycho soccer mom
01:00:25Really?
01:00:27Even though I hated soccer
01:00:29I'd always get hit in the face with a ball
01:00:31And everyone would laugh at me
01:00:32And I was like, you know what?
01:00:33This is why I'll stick with cheerleading
01:00:35You know, you're good at other things
01:00:37Oh yeah?
01:00:38Yeah, I remember freshman year
01:00:39When Andrea Quinney called you a whore
01:00:40And you gave her two black eyes
01:00:42So I'm good at cheerleading
01:00:44And sticking up for myself
01:00:45Big deal
01:00:46It is a big deal
01:00:47Seriously
01:00:48You've got a lot going for you
01:00:50Thanks, Roland
01:00:53Actually, there's something I need to tell you
01:00:56What?
01:00:57Remember the night you came over to my house?
01:01:00No, of course not
01:01:01Why would you?
01:01:02My friend Xander and I
01:01:03We kind of cast a spell on you
01:01:06You're losing me here, Roland
01:01:07Xander and I, we're witches
01:01:09Witches?
01:01:10Look, I know this is going to sound really out there
01:01:12But the point is
01:01:13We cast a spell on you to make you like me
01:01:15And you and I almost had sex
01:01:16We didn't
01:01:17I swear
01:01:18What?
01:01:19I just wanted you to like me
01:01:20So you put a fucking rape spell on me?
01:01:23Look, I swear nothing happened between us, okay?
01:01:26I just
01:01:27You said some things
01:01:29And I don't know if it was the spell or what
01:01:31But it
01:01:31It felt so real
01:01:33So how am I supposed to know that me liking you now isn't bullshit?
01:01:36Because I canceled the spell, okay?
01:01:38I am done with witchcraft
01:01:40You know, I knew you were weird, but wow
01:01:43No, Veronica, please, I'm sorry
01:01:46I'm sorry
01:01:49Fuck
01:02:10Can I help you?
01:02:12Are you Roland Grimm?
01:02:14I'm Detective Proctor, I'd like to speak with you
01:02:19Do you know this kid?
01:02:22Uh, he goes to my high school
01:02:25His parents reported him missing two days ago
01:02:28Yeah
01:02:29Yeah
01:02:29You mean you knew that already?
01:02:32No, I meant
01:02:33Nothing
01:02:34I'm sorry
01:02:34It's been a long week
01:02:36Are you friends with Hans?
01:02:38Yes
01:02:40Really?
01:02:42Kind of
01:02:42Well, not according to Conrad Miller
01:02:45I just got done talking to him
01:02:47He said that Hans left him a voicemail about you
01:02:50A very strange voicemail
01:02:52He did
01:02:53Hey, he said you're into voodoo
01:02:55You do voodoo, Roland?
01:02:59Witchcraft, black magic?
01:03:02It's not that taboo these days
01:03:04My niece is a Wiccan
01:03:06He's probably just confused
01:03:08I'm currently working on a project on the Salem witch trial, so
01:03:12Really?
01:03:15I promise, sir
01:03:17I am no witch
01:03:29Hey, stranger
01:03:30We're fucked
01:03:38I knew we wouldn't get away with this
01:03:40We're fucking murderers
01:03:41Hey, first of all, it was a complete accident
01:03:46And second of all, how's anybody going to find out now?
01:03:50It still doesn't feel right
01:03:52No, I know, but this isn't Salem
01:03:54Nobody's going to put us on trial for witchcraft
01:03:58Can you please sit down and have a drink?
01:04:02No, we're done
01:04:05I don't want to be your friend anymore
01:04:07What?
01:04:08Hey, Hans is dead
01:04:10Veronica hates me now
01:04:12And everything is going to shit because of you
01:04:16Roland
01:04:17Come on
01:04:20Come on, Roland
01:04:21I said I wouldn't use witchcraft
01:04:23And I haven't
01:04:24I kept my word
01:04:27It has nothing to do with black magic or witchcraft
01:04:29Or whatever you want to call it
01:04:30It's you
01:04:32What do you mean?
01:04:34I mean, you don't fucking care about anybody besides yourself
01:04:52Mr. Hunter, what's going on?
01:04:54I know I sound delusional, but it's true
01:04:58There's no such thing as witchcraft
01:05:06Why do you think Conrad here is turning into the fucking elephant man, huh?
01:05:10They put a spell on him
01:05:11That's impossible
01:05:13Uncle Fred
01:05:14Remember the voicemail from Hans?
01:05:17You're not going to hear from Hans ever again
01:05:19They did something to him, too
01:05:21Not that I really care
01:05:22Kid was a pain in the ass
01:05:24What?
01:05:25Let's say this is all true
01:05:27Why are you the whistleblower?
01:05:29Well, it's simple
01:05:30I need $10,000
01:05:33You're crazy
01:05:34Okay
01:05:35Have fun looking like Shrek at prom, kid
01:05:37Wait, wait, wait
01:05:40Uncle Fred
01:05:43You have the money
01:05:45Shut up
01:05:50So, how do we get rid of this hex?
01:05:53You could just kill Xander with a gun, but that won't take off any of the spells he's cast
01:05:57Damn, Mr. Hunter, you really went all out on this
01:06:02Crushing
01:06:02Pretty simple
01:06:03Tie him to a board
01:06:04Put a bunch of stones and rocks on top
01:06:06He stops breathing
01:06:07Ooh, yeah, yeah, I like that one
01:06:09Mmm
01:06:12Hanging
01:06:12Find a noose
01:06:13Put it around his neck
01:06:14Tie it to a tree
01:06:15Dead
01:06:18Burning at the stake
01:06:19The most popular way to kill a witch
01:06:20Tie him to a piece of wood
01:06:22Pour gasoline all over him
01:06:23And light that motherfucker
01:06:25Well, what about drowning?
01:06:27Mmm, not gonna work
01:06:28If Xander really is a witch
01:06:30Which he is
01:06:31He'll float
01:06:33Well, Fred
01:06:35What do you think?
01:06:41Burn, witch, burn
01:06:49Where's Roland been?
01:06:51I don't think I'm gonna see him anymore
01:06:53But I thought you liked him
01:06:56It's complicated
01:07:00I thought he was a lot better than the other bush at school
01:07:05You're right, he was
01:07:14Hey
01:07:16Ow
01:07:17Now we're even
01:07:20So
01:07:21You promise you reverse the spell?
01:07:24I promise
01:07:24I would never do that to you
01:07:34You really wanna go, don't you?
01:07:37I don't wanna be here anymore
01:07:38So, I'm guessing you heard about Hans?
01:07:41Hans?
01:07:42Yeah, he went missing
01:07:45Oh, wow
01:07:47Maybe he ran away
01:07:49Yeah
01:07:50Maybe
01:07:52I don't know, his parents must be worried sick
01:07:55Yeah, I can't imagine
01:07:57You're right
01:07:58Simon
01:07:59I can't believe it
01:08:28Hey man
01:08:28What's going on?
01:08:31I totally overreacted the other day
01:08:35That's alright
01:08:36You know, I'm probably gonna give this witchcraft thing up for good this time
01:08:39Really?
01:08:40Well, that's great
01:08:41Yeah, I mean, I think the side effects are gonna wear off eventually
01:08:50Oh, wow
01:09:15Do you guys mind?
01:09:16This is going to be kind of awkward.
01:09:28Henry, damn it, how do I do this?
01:09:33The point is, I love you, man.
01:09:35I do.
01:09:36You're my buddy.
01:09:38But I really, really love my house.
01:09:41Plus, can you even begin to imagine what a foreclosure would do to my credit?
01:09:47But more importantly, did you really think that I would not care?
01:09:53After all I've done for you, but some pathetic, nerdy teenager comes along and suddenly witchcraft can be taught.
01:10:01What about me, your best fucking friend?
01:10:05Henry, you don't understand.
01:10:07It's not that simple.
01:10:08No, no, no, no, I don't care anymore, Xander.
01:10:11I really don't.
01:10:18Help me burn nice and slow.
01:10:26Henry.
01:10:28Henry.
01:10:29Henry, please come back.
01:10:31Oh, shit.
01:10:34Step through, Theo.
01:10:35No, no.
01:10:36No, no.
01:10:40No.
01:10:47Oh, God.
01:11:16Ronald...
01:11:18Let's go.
01:11:18Roland...
01:11:18I can't hear him.
01:11:23Where are you?
01:11:24Roland and Xander.
01:11:25Please, help.
01:11:26Roland.
01:11:27Please, they could've killed me.
01:11:29They could've killed me.
01:11:30They could've killed me.
01:11:31They could've killed me.
01:11:44Veronica, we have to go.
01:11:46What's wrong?
01:11:47It's Xander. Conrad's gonna hurt him.
01:11:49Conrad?
01:11:50Do you remember when I told you about Xander and I being witches?
01:11:53Yeah.
01:11:55Well, Hans found out.
01:11:57Wait, you know where Hans is?
01:11:58Sort of, yes.
01:12:00Roland, what did you do?
01:12:02He was gonna use it against us.
01:12:04So Xander tried to cast a spell to keep him quiet, but...
01:12:09Hans is dead.
01:12:11You killed him?
01:12:12It was an accident.
01:12:13Oh, yeah, like the spell you cast on me.
01:12:15Veronica, please.
01:12:16Okay, we have to help him.
01:12:18He's my only friend.
01:12:20Please, just trust me.
01:12:35Again, Xander, really sorry about all this, buddy.
01:12:38Do me a favor, all right?
01:12:39Don't curse my future family or anything like that.
01:12:43You guys tend to do that a lot in the movies.
01:13:00All right, Frederick, I'm heading out.
01:13:02I prefer cash if you don't mind.
01:13:05Cash?
01:13:05Yeah, of course.
01:13:17Ten grand?
01:13:19Are you out of your fucking mind?
01:13:28Okay, good.
01:13:30Well, now my college fund is safe.
01:13:33Come on, Con.
01:13:34Let's get this shit over with.
01:13:36I love you.
01:13:37I love you.
01:13:53I don't know.
01:14:22I don't know.
01:14:42I don't know.
01:14:59I don't know.
01:15:07I don't know.
01:15:42I don't know.
01:15:52I don't know.
01:15:55I don't know.
01:16:36I don't know.
01:16:42What are we supposed to tell the cops?
01:16:48We're not telling them anything.
01:16:50And as far as I'm concerned, I've never lived in this town.
01:16:57But you're a witch.
01:16:59Can't you bring him back?
01:17:03Can't you reverse all this shit?
01:17:11It would be a big mistake.
01:17:17I'm sorry.
01:17:30I don't know.
01:17:30I don't know.
01:17:31I don't know.
01:17:36I don't know.
01:17:37I don't know.
01:17:42I don't know.
01:17:49I don't know.
01:17:53I don't know.
01:17:55I don't know.
01:17:55I don't know.
01:18:01I don't know.
01:18:09I don't know.
01:18:40Rasta Conspira, Life Conjura.
01:18:44Rasta Conspira, Life Conjura.
01:18:47Rasta Conspira, Life Conjura.
01:19:13Roland?
01:19:15Roland?
01:19:16Hey, hey, it's...
01:19:18It's me.
01:19:22Roland?
01:19:24Roland?
01:19:25Roland?
01:19:28Roland?
01:19:29Roland?
01:19:32Roland?
01:19:32Roland?
01:19:33Roland?
01:19:33Roland?
01:19:34Roland?
01:19:35Roland?
01:19:35Roland?
01:19:35Roland?
01:19:36Roland?
01:19:36Roland?
01:19:37Roland?
01:19:37Roland?
01:19:40Roland?
01:19:49Following the rules
01:19:52Each sequential rule
01:19:56Turn each page in time
01:19:59With my turning line
01:20:02Falling back to you
01:20:05Time for chapter two
01:20:09Beautiful surprise
01:20:12Feeling more alive
01:20:15Feeling all high
01:20:18Once again
01:20:21Music in my head
01:20:24Words I can't express
01:20:26I feel alive
01:20:28Feeling all high
01:20:31Once again
01:20:33Music in my head
01:20:37Words I can't express
01:20:41Something's never changed
01:20:45Addition of some names
01:20:48We were doing time
01:20:51The kids will be just fine
01:20:55Linger in my head
01:20:57The words were left on set
01:21:01Too busy to be seen
01:21:04Too busy to be seen
01:21:07Too busy to be seen
01:21:07I'm feeling all high
01:21:11Once again
01:21:12Music in my head
01:21:15Words I can't express
01:21:18Words I feel alive
01:21:21Feeling all high
01:21:24Once again
01:21:25Music in my head
01:21:29Words I can't express
01:21:38Can't I request that
01:21:42I have a bit more
01:21:44Than me
01:21:45Can I request that
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