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00:00:00Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline.
00:00:05Don't fly.
00:00:11This is me.
00:00:14Casually ruining my high school room.
00:00:23Mia?
00:00:24Is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:29No, I'm not.
00:00:30Sorry, Jessica.
00:00:32But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:36Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac.
00:00:37You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:00:39Now just clean this up, or I will find myself another assistant.
00:00:44C-c-c-kay?
00:00:47I still run this school podcast.
00:00:51Stop fucking embarrassing me.
00:00:53Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement
00:00:57from the class of 2006's prom king and queen,
00:01:01Connor Oliver and Jessica Hart.
00:01:11You okay?
00:01:13Am I okay?
00:01:14My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince,
00:01:17and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own name, but details.
00:01:21Yeah.
00:01:23Me?
00:01:24Yeah, I'm super good.
00:01:26You seem really amazing.
00:01:28Look who's talking.
00:01:29Well, I was surprised that you were here.
00:01:33You're such a big shot in the city.
00:01:35I'm actually...
00:01:36I came here for someone very special.
00:01:40I came back for you.
00:01:42Yeah, um...
00:01:44Can I talk to you later?
00:01:46It's been 20 years,
00:01:47but this is a sign to stop being a wimp
00:01:49and finally tell him how I feel.
00:01:51Absolutely.
00:01:53Actually, I want to...
00:01:54Come on, come.
00:01:55Everyone is waiting for us to start the show.
00:01:59So let's give them one.
00:02:02He came back.
00:02:07Ah!
00:02:14Jessica, what the hell?
00:02:16Mia!
00:02:18Hey, it's okay.
00:02:20You're gonna be alright, just hold on.
00:02:21Hey.
00:02:22I wish I could go back.
00:02:24What do you mean?
00:02:24Go back where?
00:02:25Then I could tell you how much.
00:02:28How much you what?
00:02:29Hey, Mia.
00:02:30Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:31Mia, look at me.
00:02:32What did you want to tell me?
00:02:39Am I...
00:02:40dead?
00:02:44Or did my wish come true?
00:02:46Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:50Holy bananas.
00:02:52Holy bananas.
00:02:52No more front lines.
00:02:54I look 18 again.
00:02:56Which means...
00:02:58Look, the freak show lives.
00:03:00Rise and shine, Mia.
00:03:02I've got a mountain of my homework for you too.
00:03:07Those clothes.
00:03:09Those highlights.
00:03:11A...
00:03:12Tamagotchi?
00:03:12Omagotchi?
00:03:13I went back to...
00:03:162006?
00:03:21When else would it be reject calendar munch?
00:03:25Miss Thompson?
00:03:27May I be excused?
00:03:28I think I'm hallucinating.
00:03:30Mimi, you've got to stop getting high before class like the other losers.
00:03:36Loser!
00:03:37Loser!
00:03:38Loser!
00:03:39Loser!
00:03:40Loser!
00:03:41Loser!
00:03:42Loser!
00:03:43Nothing's changed.
00:03:44Everyone still sees me as a loser.
00:03:46And nobody.
00:03:47The girl who can't fight back.
00:03:49But that's the thing about second chances.
00:03:52You can always flip the script.
00:03:54High school bucket list item number one.
00:03:56Never put up with bullying again.
00:04:02Miss Thompson, he was trying to kill-
00:04:06Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office.
00:04:10Why?
00:04:11For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:14They do this every day.
00:04:22Don't be silly.
00:04:24Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student.
00:04:29I mean, she would never worry anyone.
00:04:32She just-
00:04:33Sit down and finish your lab before I fail you.
00:04:42Mia, join Jessica's group.
00:04:44And I expect a perfect report when I get back.
00:04:53Okay, so we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid-
00:05:02Oops!
00:05:03What can I say?
00:05:06Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat.
00:05:10What a shame what happened to your shirt.
00:05:13Let's clean you up.
00:05:14That acid-
00:05:15Don't-
00:05:16I know, Mia, but this is science class.
00:05:19And I want to try this experiment on you.
00:05:25Oh, these are so funny in my space.
00:05:33Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as Dirty Danglars or No Man's Land?
00:05:45Oh, Mia, you look like you're in trouble.
00:05:56So are you going to put her in her place or should I?
00:05:59High school bucket list item number two.
00:06:00Be the kind of girl who gets her crush's attention.
00:06:05Con-Con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal.
00:06:10Don't-
00:06:12Don't call me that.
00:06:13Or what, little miss st- st- stutter?
00:06:16This time, no more drinking.
00:06:19You do that again?
00:06:20I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade.
00:06:23Hmm.
00:06:23What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:27I don't know what you're talking about.
00:06:30You're cheating your way into college.
00:06:31And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in.
00:06:35Shame what happened to your shirt.
00:06:38Imagine what I could do to your face.
00:06:44Let's see what this does to yours.
00:06:53Mia, put the bottle down.
00:06:58No!
00:06:59No!
00:07:00No!
00:07:01No!
00:07:02No!
00:07:11No!
00:07:12No!
00:07:12Yeah, Mia!
00:07:14Wasn't expecting that.
00:07:15Little fight looks good on you.
00:07:18Use your words.
00:07:19Don't get lost in that smile.
00:07:21Just say something!
00:07:22No, it's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.
00:07:25No, no.
00:07:27You look good kicking ass.
00:07:29I like this new you.
00:07:31I like the new me, too.
00:07:33Good-bye shy girl.
00:07:34Hello High School 2.0!
00:07:37Oh! You think you're hot shit just because everybody's jeering?
00:07:43What's next, Mia? Running for prom, queen?
00:07:46Stop! Stop!
00:07:47You know what? Maybe I will.
00:07:50Literally, no one knows you.
00:07:52And you want to run against me?
00:07:54Anyone can wear a crown.
00:07:57Not people like you.
00:08:00Need a reminder?
00:08:02Nikki! Sharpie!
00:08:04Now!
00:08:07If you tell everyone you're not running for prom, queen, I will not make your life a living hell.
00:08:11Feel?
00:08:16Everyone, I'd like to make an announcement.
00:08:21High school bucket list item number four.
00:08:23Be brave even when it scares you.
00:08:26I'm officially running against Jessica for prom, queen.
00:08:31Mia, Mamacita, Watkins, did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:37Chris and Kay were my only real friends.
00:08:39We lost Dutch after high school.
00:08:41I am not losing them again.
00:08:43I did.
00:08:45I'm so glad you guys are here.
00:08:47I just miss you so much and I love you.
00:08:50Come here.
00:08:52It's been like ten minutes, but we love you too.
00:08:55And since we love you, let's get you right.
00:09:02Great!
00:09:03More maggots have arrived.
00:09:06Besides them, Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:10The misfits?
00:09:12The outcasts?
00:09:13Anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of perfect?
00:09:17Do the queen.
00:09:19Let's annihilate this biatch.
00:09:21Shut it, wannabe Lance!
00:09:23Choke and die, slutty spears.
00:09:25Well, since we're doing this, raise your hand if you want to vote for me.
00:09:35Okay, and raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia.
00:09:46Connor, what the hell did you just give her?
00:09:48Was that your number?
00:09:50My vote.
00:09:54Please may I not be hallucinating.
00:09:57Con-Con, you already got the vote for prom king this year.
00:10:01We have to do this.
00:10:03Together.
00:10:04Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina.
00:10:07Except for me.
00:10:09I don't want to date you, Jessica.
00:10:12Everyone wants to date me!
00:10:14I'm head cheerleader!
00:10:16You're the basketball captain!
00:10:18Even our parents want us together!
00:10:19It's destiny!
00:10:21May the best girl win.
00:10:23Aw, Mr. Oliver.
00:10:26Fail again, you won't be able to go to prom or play in the basketball finals.
00:10:30Understood?
00:10:33Got it.
00:10:36Where do you think you're going?
00:10:37We have a pop quiz on...
00:10:39Theory of Relativity.
00:10:40The answers are A, C, C, B...
00:10:45I'll come back for my A later.
00:10:47No, you're not going anywhere until you take this test.
00:10:50High school bucket list item number five.
00:10:52Ditch class like a badass.
00:10:54Check it.
00:10:55If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office.
00:11:00You wasted.
00:11:02How?
00:11:04Told ya.
00:11:06See you later, Misty.
00:11:13Hey, I just wanted to thank you for...
00:11:18Oh!
00:11:19Oh!
00:11:21Um...
00:11:23Hi, Nia.
00:11:25Um, I'm sorry.
00:11:27I didn't mean to...
00:11:28Um...
00:11:29I'll get off you now.
00:11:31Uh, you good?
00:11:33Yeah.
00:11:34Oh!
00:11:35Where are your necklace?
00:11:36Oh, no.
00:11:37Don't worry about it.
00:11:37It's been in my family for years.
00:11:39It's, like, indestructible.
00:11:40Oh, it's pretty.
00:11:41Thanks.
00:11:42Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers.
00:11:46She's nuts.
00:11:49You know, I...
00:11:49I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like.
00:11:52Wow.
00:11:53Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful.
00:11:55Jess?
00:11:56Hmm.
00:11:57Why would I give it to Jess?
00:11:59Well, because you two are a thing.
00:12:01You're, like, the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet.
00:12:04Hello, who?
00:12:06Uh, nothing.
00:12:07No.
00:12:07It's just you two were, like, junior prom king and queen last year, so I thought...
00:12:12She doesn't deserve to be prom queen.
00:12:14You do.
00:12:15I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it.
00:12:19That's why you won my vote.
00:12:22I thought you liked her.
00:12:24Wow.
00:12:24Huh.
00:12:27To be honest with you, Mia...
00:12:31There's only one girl that I've ever really liked.
00:12:34And it's not Jess.
00:12:37Then who?
00:12:39Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked...
00:12:45Is...
00:12:46Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:12:48Sorry.
00:12:48Oh, fuck.
00:12:49No, yeah, I'm fine, I'm great.
00:12:50What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:52Oh, she's out of my league.
00:12:54She...
00:12:55Oh.
00:12:55God.
00:12:56It's okay.
00:12:57Yeah, I'm fine.
00:12:58Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league and she's beautiful and
00:13:03smart.
00:13:05And she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb job like me.
00:13:09You're not dumb, Connor.
00:13:12She's the stupid one if she turns you down.
00:13:16Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:13:21Cool.
00:13:22But I'm not going to ask her out until I get my grades up.
00:13:25High school bucket list, item number six.
00:13:28Pretend you're not heartbroken that you're crushed like someone else.
00:13:31What did you have in mind?
00:13:33Well, if you could help me ace this test, I will help you win the crown.
00:13:39Make you prom queen.
00:13:43What do you think?
00:13:52Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen.
00:13:57Keep freaks out of our last dance ever.
00:14:00Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism.
00:14:04Dr. Jessica!
00:14:07Dylan, if I don't take her on now, I'll spend the next two decades paying for it.
00:14:16Oh, perfect. Just the people I wanted to see.
00:14:18You are just in time for my campaign kickoff.
00:14:23Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge.
00:14:28Oh, man. Here goes nothing.
00:14:32Connor will join too, since everyone already wants him to be prom king.
00:14:37What's his challenge?
00:14:38A chemistry test.
00:14:40Well, great. Chemistry is my favorite subject.
00:14:44Sexual chemistry.
00:14:47Sexual...what?
00:14:48The rules are simple.
00:14:50Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor and you will vote for who brings the fire.
00:14:56You down?
00:15:00Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
00:15:10Boo! No more applause! Jess already has the clap!
00:15:13Bite me, Neepaz. Your little friend lost. Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:18This is the reunion all over again.
00:15:20I'm not letting her win this time.
00:15:22What the hell was that?
00:15:23Me winning.
00:15:25Can't wait to have you back, King.
00:15:27Concon and I are a tough act to follow, but, uh, show is your best, freak.
00:15:33Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:35It's your man, Mia!
00:15:36Shut the fuck up, Chris!
00:15:38You don't have to put on a show for them. Or anybody.
00:15:41You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow.
00:15:44You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother.
00:15:47Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:48I'm not doing this for them. It's for me.
00:15:51Just follow my lead.
00:15:54High school bucket list item number set.
00:15:56Make the first move.
00:15:58No, you follow my lead.
00:16:03You follow my lead.
00:16:21So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:24Mia!
00:16:25Mia!
00:16:28Mia!
00:16:30Oh, damn.
00:16:31Yeah, we definitely have to do that again.
00:16:34How dare you make out with that scum-sucking social climate science fair slut!
00:16:40I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen!
00:16:43Not if I can help it.
00:16:45The whole town wants us together!
00:16:48Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:50GONDER!
00:16:55Mia!
00:16:56Your prince is waiting.
00:16:59Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:02Stop drooling. Go over there.
00:17:04Or you can use your mouth another creative way.
00:17:07Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:17:08Use costumes.
00:17:09Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
00:17:11Mia.
00:17:12We really need to talk.
00:17:15About that kiss.
00:17:19Where'd you learn how to do that?
00:17:21College.
00:17:22Science majors are slottier than you think.
00:17:25Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:17:26No.
00:17:28But I will one day.
00:17:31My magic eight ball said so.
00:17:33So you can predict the future?
00:17:35Actually, I'm from the future.
00:17:38Right.
00:17:39It's my secret superpower, so.
00:17:41Well, I hope that there's another run for us in our future.
00:17:47Somewhere where there's less interruptions.
00:17:51Connor, I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:17:54And it's not like you want to date me, so.
00:17:56Yeah.
00:17:57Actually about that, yeah.
00:17:58Well, let's just focus on beating Jess and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:18:04Yeah?
00:18:05Connor might be my forever crush, but he's also a forever playboy.
00:18:09At least, that's what the rumors say.
00:18:12Fine.
00:18:14Yeah, look.
00:18:15For your information, the next best opportunity to get votes is going to be at tomorrow's Bake Off.
00:18:22So we could team up.
00:18:26Wait.
00:18:27Do you really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:18:31You can run this school if you want to team me up.
00:18:35You're royalty and you don't even know it.
00:18:40Out of the way, cooking class champions coming through.
00:18:44Wait.
00:18:46You're not seriously thinking about answering.
00:18:48If you do, I will embarrass you so bad, you will wish you were dead.
00:18:56Still want to do this?
00:18:58Why not?
00:19:00Baking is just chemistry.
00:19:02Let the best bake her win.
00:19:05Ew.
00:19:06And I think we all know who's going to win.
00:19:11Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:19:17What are you talking about?
00:19:19You don't look the part yet, Nina.
00:19:20Let us help you out.
00:19:32Later, loser.
00:19:33Bye.
00:19:36Let me guess.
00:19:37Just a bitch straights again.
00:19:39Well, I hope her baked goods burn in hell.
00:19:41You want me to go curse her?
00:19:43Thanks for the thought, Kate.
00:19:44I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:19:47Never going to have to give you an edge.
00:19:48Something that gives you hot points and baking points.
00:19:53Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:19:55Why?
00:19:55Because I'm going to turn you into a sexy, nerdy, baking queen.
00:20:03Hey, Mia.
00:20:04How are you?
00:20:05Where's your baking buddy, con-con?
00:20:08Did she chicken out last week?
00:20:13Connor.
00:20:15May I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:20:18I mean, this year's Bake Off HBIC, Mia Watkins.
00:20:26Yeah, you look...
00:20:28Like a fucking try-hard.
00:20:30Overdressed much?
00:20:31Come on, girls. We have a contest to win.
00:20:33Like I was saying.
00:20:34You look gorgeous.
00:20:36High school bucket list, item number eight.
00:20:38Flirt like a hot girl.
00:20:40Look who's talking, chef.
00:20:42Ready to win?
00:20:44Stop putting on a show!
00:20:46This event is supposed to be about me!
00:20:48Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:20:50Call me queen.
00:20:55Because I'm coming for your throne.
00:20:59Boo!
00:21:06Shut up or die!
00:21:10All right.
00:21:12Contestants, we're about to begin.
00:21:13To your tables, please.
00:21:15Do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:21:17Oh, yeah. We're just going to make liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:21:19with some molecular gastronomy toppings.
00:21:21It's really easy.
00:21:22What?
00:21:24It's science-meat-sweets.
00:21:25Come on.
00:21:27All right, contestants.
00:21:29The bake-off begins...
00:21:30Now!
00:21:32Okay.
00:21:33And we'll sprinkle some beans.
00:21:37Like this, like that.
00:21:47Those under-knows.
00:21:49No, that's too much. That's too much.
00:21:58No more. No!
00:22:04Cool trick, Bill Nye the science nerd.
00:22:08I hope it's earthquake-proof.
00:22:15Oops.
00:22:18Oops.
00:22:20Foot slipped.
00:22:21Sorry, not sorry.
00:22:23Oops.
00:22:25Sorry.
00:22:26My hand slipped.
00:22:30Oh, she's awful.
00:22:34If you do that again, Miss Watkins, you will be disqualified.
00:22:37She just kicked our table.
00:22:38I did not see Jessica do anything wrong.
00:22:41Get back to work.
00:22:43It's fine. It's fine.
00:22:44So what do we do now?
00:22:46A good scientist always has a plan.
00:22:52And...
00:22:53Time.
00:22:57The winning team's votes also count toward their prom queen's campaign.
00:23:02Jessica, you're up.
00:23:04It is a model of my mansion.
00:23:08And anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of the year.
00:23:12It's so crazy!
00:23:14This is our dessert.
00:23:16It may look simple, but it's got a little magic to it.
00:23:43And all the votes are in.
00:23:45The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:23:56The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:24:06Mia Watkins!
00:24:08Mia, the 2006 Golden Bake Off Trophy belongs to you and Connor.
00:24:15That's amazing.
00:24:16Woo!
00:24:18We did it!
00:24:20I can't believe it!
00:24:22Oh, that's my queen!
00:24:23That's my best friend!
00:24:24We love her!
00:24:26Best day of my life.
00:24:28I knew you could do that.
00:24:32No!
00:24:34Connor and that trophy are mine!
00:24:40Not anymore.
00:24:44I'm so gonna regret that loser!
00:24:47Sorry.
00:24:49High school bucket list, item number nine.
00:24:52Start a riot.
00:24:54Make it epic.
00:24:56Food fight!
00:25:01Food fight!
00:25:03Food fight!
00:25:04Popular Kids versus Kids!
00:25:05Stop it! Stop it!
00:25:13Stop! Stop!
00:25:21Team Jessica, Team Mia, get over here right now!
00:25:26Principal Davis, before you say anything...
00:25:30Mia started it!
00:25:31Thank you for your honesty, Jessica.
00:25:35You and your friends can go.
00:25:37What?
00:25:38No, she's lying!
00:25:40I would drop that attitude, Miss Watkins.
00:25:42You know what?
00:25:43No.
00:25:45I like having an attitude.
00:25:46I lived for years without one.
00:25:49And now, it's here to stay.
00:25:52One more bad word.
00:25:54One more thing that you do wrong and you are suspended.
00:25:58Fine.
00:25:59I'll stop having an attitude when you stop letting Jessica's dad bribe you.
00:26:05Oh, sorry.
00:26:07No one knows about that yet.
00:26:09Both of you, pack your bags.
00:26:13Wait, are we suspended?
00:26:15I can't get suspended.
00:26:16My dad's gonna fly back from his business trip and get me killed.
00:26:18No, no, no.
00:26:19I'm giving you a vacation day.
00:26:21You're both free to go.
00:26:23Wait, for real?
00:26:24Of course.
00:26:25You're both free to go.
00:26:26And if you ever need anything, feel free to come by my office.
00:26:29The door's always open.
00:26:30How much money did her dad give you?
00:26:34Uh, $147,347.
00:26:37You'll be quiet, you demon child!
00:26:41On a second though, why don't you help me clean up here, my star students.
00:26:48What the fuck was that?
00:26:52Whoa!
00:26:53Did you see the look on his face?
00:26:55Yeah, he was freaking out.
00:26:57How did you know all that stuff, though?
00:26:59Well, I told you I can see the future, so.
00:27:02Right.
00:27:03It's not a big deal.
00:27:04Yeah.
00:27:06So tell me.
00:27:08What do you see in our future tonight?
00:27:11Well, I have to study for the science test.
00:27:13Oh, yeah.
00:27:15What's that one again?
00:27:16Uh, anatomy.
00:27:17It's the study of the...
00:27:18Human body.
00:27:20Yeah.
00:27:21Yeah.
00:27:22You wanna do it at my place?
00:27:24My parents aren't home.
00:27:25Your place?
00:27:26Like a...
00:27:29Like us?
00:27:31Together?
00:27:32You're alone?
00:27:33Yeah.
00:27:34Let's go, professor.
00:27:36Promise to be a good boy.
00:27:40Okay.
00:27:42You're last time.
00:27:44That's great!
00:27:50We're having fun!
00:27:52The problem.
00:27:58Yes!
00:27:59I'm gonna marry my kid.
00:27:59I'm gonna marry my kid.
00:28:00I'm gonna marry my kid.
00:28:01I'm gonna marry my kid, right?
00:28:01I'm gonna marry my kid.
00:28:03Go!
00:28:10I'm gonna marry my kid.
00:28:52Yeah, Mia, Mia, were you moaning at my questions?
00:28:57Not that dumb.
00:28:58No, no.
00:28:59I was asking about question number four.
00:29:02Actors abdominis.
00:29:03What is it?
00:29:06Get up.
00:29:07I'm going to show you and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:12All right, please me.
00:29:13Okay.
00:29:18Can I?
00:29:19All right.
00:29:20Yeah.
00:29:21Okay.
00:29:47All right.
00:29:50Stop manhandling him, Mia.
00:29:53He likes someone else.
00:29:55You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:03But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot of last clothes.
00:30:19The rules are simple.
00:30:21If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:24Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:26High school bucket list, item number 10.
00:30:29Unleash your inner fixin'.
00:30:31No.
00:30:33Are you ready to lose?
00:30:36Trapezoise.
00:30:37Where?
00:30:38Oh my god.
00:30:45Um, brachialis.
00:30:56You're that's cheating.
00:30:58Don't look at that.
00:31:07Um, brachialis.
00:31:09Um, brachialis.
00:31:19You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting
00:31:23pretty close.
00:31:24That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:29I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:32Uh, to level the playing field.
00:31:34You!
00:31:36They're all...
00:31:37Bad girl.
00:31:39Violence is against the rules.
00:31:42So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:53Make me.
00:31:57Careful what you wish for.
00:32:01Oh my god!
00:32:03Oh no!
00:32:04What?
00:32:07Daddy, you're crazy.
00:32:09No, I'm just sure.
00:32:13That's for cheating.
00:32:23Connor!
00:32:24Are you in there?
00:32:24Oh shit!
00:32:26That's my dad!
00:32:27No!
00:32:27My dad's my dad!
00:32:27No!
00:32:28No!
00:32:29Oh my god!
00:32:30Come on, come on, come on, come on!
00:32:30Oh my god!
00:32:33Yeah, just a second!
00:32:46I'm in!
00:32:50Oh hey dad, this is Mia.
00:32:52She's my new tutor.
00:32:53Hi Mr. Oliver.
00:32:54Tutor, huh?
00:32:56Well, Ms. Thompson just called, said you failed another test.
00:32:59So much for her tutoring.
00:33:01Dad does not like that.
00:33:03Mia is unimportant.
00:33:07Weren't you and Jessica gonna be an item?
00:33:10She's from a good family.
00:33:11At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:13Dad!
00:33:14Mia's valedictorian, and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:18Girls aside, fail again, and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:25You're 18.
00:33:27Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:29Embarrassing?
00:33:30Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:33:31You know what?
00:33:32Never mind.
00:33:33Hey Mr. Oliver, I will help Connor pass.
00:33:37And I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:41Oh?
00:33:42How can you be so sure?
00:33:43Just a hunch.
00:33:45Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:47Connor, wait, just please talk to him.
00:33:50You can fix this.
00:33:51I can't fix anything when it comes to him.
00:33:52I think it's time you leave, Ms. Valedictorian.
00:33:56I need to speak with my son, alone.
00:34:00Dad, wait.
00:34:09Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:12Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:23Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:27I hope everything's okay.
00:34:29Today's test results were...
00:34:33Abysmal.
00:34:34But we did have two perfect scores.
00:34:38Stellar work, as always, Mia.
00:34:42And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:44Keep up the good work.
00:34:52Oh!
00:34:54You got it.
00:34:55Good job.
00:34:58Thank you, Mia.
00:35:02Seriously, thank you.
00:35:05I would have never been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:08Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:11Have you talked to him?
00:35:13Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:14I know you're trying to help,
00:35:17but you don't know him like I do.
00:35:20You know?
00:35:22I can't just magically fix my own man.
00:35:24I have to try.
00:35:26Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:28That's enough dad talk.
00:35:29I have a surprise for you.
00:35:33Oh.
00:35:34Uh, wait.
00:35:35Before you guys go,
00:35:37I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:35:40for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:35:42So, come through and vote for Mia.
00:35:57Nikki, cancel your plans.
00:35:59We have a party to ruin.
00:36:02Here you go.
00:36:02We'll see you this weekend.
00:36:03Come to the party.
00:36:05Here you go.
00:36:06Oh, shit.
00:36:07Nothing about dad.
00:36:08Come on.
00:36:08Let's bounce before you see me.
00:36:09Wait.
00:36:09No.
00:36:09Just show him your test.
00:36:10He'll be thrilled.
00:36:11I'll show him another time.
00:36:12No, no, no.
00:36:12You don't have time.
00:36:13Just trust me.
00:36:15Come on.
00:36:15Connor, talk to him.
00:36:16No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:17Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:19Hey, dad.
00:36:20Hi, sir.
00:36:20What are you doing here?
00:36:24I'm going out of town on work,
00:36:27but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:28If it's another F, Connor, I...
00:36:32I aced it.
00:36:39Thanks to Mia.
00:36:40No.
00:36:41No, no, I barely helped at all.
00:36:43It was all Connor.
00:36:43You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:45Pride has to be earned.
00:36:47Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:51You see that little gremlin over there?
00:36:56I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:03I want you to do what you do.
00:37:05I want you to do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:08Force her.
00:37:17Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:20Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:21I just had a quick commission question.
00:37:22Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade, so why are you talking
00:37:25to me now?
00:37:26Because you're super smart and sexy, and I hear that you're really good at giving private
00:37:32lessons.
00:37:33So, can I get one or what?
00:37:34Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:35Hey, enough.
00:37:36You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:39No fights.
00:37:40Do you hear me?
00:37:41Luke, stop.
00:37:42I'm busy.
00:37:43Mia, please.
00:37:44Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:46Can you help me?
00:37:47Come on.
00:37:49Just this once.
00:37:50Connor, listen.
00:37:53I know that I'm hard on you, but it is because I...
00:37:56Dad, I gotta go.
00:37:57I'll talk to you another time.
00:37:59Get off me.
00:38:00I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:02The invite's still open.
00:38:03I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:06Come on.
00:38:07Five minutes.
00:38:14Okay.
00:38:15All right, let's go.
00:38:20Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:28CopCon!
00:38:29What a surprise!
00:38:31I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:33Doing what?
00:38:34Looking for Mia.
00:38:35I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:39Oh, you know Mia.
00:38:41She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:45But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:51She's gonna break your heart!
00:38:52And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:39:04I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:39:05No, no, no, no, wait.
00:39:06You're not going anywhere.
00:39:08Until we talk about this party.
00:39:11We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:15Hey!
00:39:15Get the fuck off her!
00:39:17Oh!
00:39:19Oh, shit.
00:39:20Caps here!
00:39:21Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:24Hey, my different brothers.
00:39:27Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists,
00:39:30let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:32Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:40All right.
00:39:42Come on.
00:39:43I'll go to a party to get to.
00:39:46Fine.
00:39:47I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:51You know, for a second there, I kind of thought that you were into Luke
00:39:57when I saw you guys walking away together.
00:40:01Rit.
00:40:04Rit.
00:40:05Ew.
00:40:06No, that walking steroid is not even close to my type.
00:40:10So, who is?
00:40:14Hula.
00:40:20You are not going to believe who I'm into.
00:40:27It's crazy.
00:40:29Right?
00:40:29It's so funny.
00:40:31Who is it?
00:40:36Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:39She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:42You should come.
00:40:43My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:44No, I can't.
00:40:45I have to change for that party.
00:40:48Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:49High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:52Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:55She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:40:59You could probably borrow that.
00:41:00If you're into that.
00:41:02She wore it like once.
00:41:03Okay.
00:41:05Or if not.
00:41:06I mean, if you're into it.
00:41:08Really?
00:41:12I mean, our proton's positive.
00:41:15Right?
00:41:16Get it?
00:41:17Oh, yeah.
00:41:18Hey, go away the way.
00:41:20Okay.
00:41:20Yeah.
00:41:21Let's go.
00:41:24Okay.
00:41:25Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:28Come on.
00:41:29I need an answer.
00:41:32Should I?
00:41:34Should I?
00:41:48Yeah.
00:41:52Look.
00:41:57Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:42:02You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street because her designs are going to be famous.
00:42:07What?
00:42:08Are you like a psychic or something?
00:42:09No, I'm future girl.
00:42:11Remember?
00:42:12Right.
00:42:13Also, you've got to enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:42:20Well, if I die by then, just blink twice so I can skip finals.
00:42:35Okay, future girl, if you really know everything that's going to happen, who shows up first?
00:42:41I actually have no idea.
00:42:48Hey, ConCon.
00:42:50You're Sasquatch.
00:42:52I'm here, so your party's not the total bust.
00:42:56And I brought party favors.
00:42:59Everyone's already done.
00:42:59We'll stop you in on the way over.
00:43:27I tried to stop her, but she's like a crazier Regina George with worse highlights.
00:43:32So cute.
00:43:33Oh, on page four, there's a great Polaroid that I took of Mia wedding herself in sixth grade.
00:43:38Yeah.
00:43:39Page four.
00:43:40She fed all my worst moments into a little pink book.
00:43:49I like your big tails.
00:43:50And everybody had braces, Mia.
00:43:54This shit doesn't matter.
00:44:00Actually, it does.
00:44:04Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:44:06Um, yeah.
00:44:08That's kind of the whole point.
00:44:09Do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who makes out with her NSYNC posters?
00:44:15See page seven.
00:44:16As long as it's not you, I'm good.
00:44:19Are you blind?
00:44:20She's been fugly since birth, and now everybody knows it.
00:44:24You know, a year ago, this book would have destroyed me.
00:44:29But now I know everything in here made me who I am today.
00:44:36So go ahead.
00:44:38Read away.
00:44:39I have nothing to hide.
00:44:41Unlike you.
00:44:42If you keep messing with me, I'll just expose you for all the horrible things you've done.
00:44:45You have nothing on me, poser.
00:44:48What about...
00:44:48What you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip?
00:44:53What?
00:44:55I...
00:44:56Nobody knows about that.
00:44:58Just wait till Facebook.
00:45:00Facebook?
00:45:00What?
00:45:01Okay, English much?
00:45:02You know, this little tough girl act is cute and all.
00:45:05But the only one getting exposed today is you.
00:45:18What are you hiding back there, Mia?
00:45:20Your couch potato cookie.
00:45:22Yeah.
00:45:23Show us your stressed out brain pain.
00:45:25That is way too far, Jessica.
00:45:28My mom gave her that dress.
00:45:29And it looks tragic on her.
00:45:31Honestly, I was helping.
00:45:33Hey.
00:45:34You're beautiful, Mia.
00:45:35And you know what?
00:45:36It's okay.
00:45:37I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:43Jessica.
00:45:44You think being prom queen is all about looks.
00:45:47Okay?
00:45:49High school bucket list, item number 12.
00:45:52Want it while you've got it.
00:45:55You want my shine?
00:45:57You want my glossy?
00:45:59You want my sexy?
00:46:01You want my sassy?
00:46:03Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:04Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:06Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:07Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:09Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:10Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:14Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:14Holy shit, Mia.
00:46:16Woo!
00:46:17Yes, Mia!
00:46:18Okay, Mia!
00:46:19Doesn't suck having my 18-year-old body back.
00:46:22Wow.
00:46:23Look at you, pretending to be hot and popular.
00:46:26FYI, you will never be like us.
00:46:29You will never live like us.
00:46:31No, I want to live better.
00:46:33How about a game of truth right there?
00:46:36I dare you all to strip something off.
00:46:43High school bucket list, item number 13.
00:46:46Find someone who's just as crazy as you.
00:46:50Who cares if they stripped?
00:46:52Anyone can do that.
00:46:53I can do it.
00:46:54And I bet I can do it even better.
00:47:07Fine.
00:47:08Let those keep an outfit just happen.
00:47:10Dumbass party.
00:47:11Bye, Jazz.
00:47:16Ugh.
00:47:18Even her alcohol tastes like trash.
00:47:46Oh, my wrist.
00:47:48I think I sprained it.
00:47:49Hey, hey, hey.
00:47:51Hey, Mia.
00:47:53Hey, she's not waking up.
00:47:54She needs help.
00:47:56Someone at least get me some ice.
00:47:58Now.
00:48:00Don't make me ask again, bitches.
00:48:03You can't quit on me right now.
00:48:04Yeah.
00:48:05Not before I tell you that.
00:48:11Mia, I've always.
00:48:13Mia, hey.
00:48:14Hey.
00:48:15Hey, Mia.
00:48:16You okay?
00:48:17Yeah.
00:48:18Yeah.
00:48:19Hi.
00:48:20Yeah.
00:48:21What happened?
00:48:22Jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game.
00:48:25Okay.
00:48:26I was trying to recycle.
00:48:29How would I know her giant head would get in the way?
00:48:33I didn't see that coming.
00:48:38Hey, hey, hey.
00:48:40Okay.
00:48:41Hey, party's over.
00:48:43Everyone out.
00:48:44You heard him.
00:48:45Go.
00:48:45Get out.
00:48:46Remember, vote Mia.
00:48:47Vote Mia.
00:48:47Vote Mia.
00:48:48I got you.
00:48:49Come on.
00:48:50Let's go.
00:48:58Okay.
00:49:01Thank you for saving my life.
00:49:05I'm just glad you're okay.
00:49:06For the record, you look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit.
00:49:14Oh.
00:49:18What's wrong?
00:49:19Jess never gets better.
00:49:22Better at what?
00:49:24Her bullying just gets worse and worse.
00:49:27And somehow she still ends up with you.
00:49:32I would never date Jessica.
00:49:34Connor.
00:49:35Seriously.
00:49:36Stop.
00:49:38Don't make promises you can't keep.
00:49:42You know the girl I actually do like?
00:49:46She...
00:49:47I know.
00:49:47She's a genius.
00:49:48You're getting your grades up for her.
00:49:50It's really cool.
00:49:52Get some rest.
00:49:54I'll be in the guest room.
00:49:56Connor.
00:49:57Can you stay with me?
00:50:06Okay.
00:50:08Okay.
00:50:09Okay.
00:50:10Okay.
00:50:12Okay.
00:50:13Okay.
00:50:17You're the genius, dummy.
00:50:20I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:51You have a beautiful voice.
00:50:55You scared me.
00:50:58God.
00:50:59No, I don't.
00:51:01I like to sing when I'm busy or bored, so it's never around anyone, which is good.
00:51:07I'm not just anyone.
00:51:13What is all this?
00:51:16Well, you know the tradition.
00:51:19Senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class.
00:51:23You want to help me wrap?
00:51:26Mia, this is amazing.
00:51:28No one else would do this for their class.
00:51:33I've never met anyone like you.
00:51:37Not yet, anyway.
00:51:42So, eight ball girl, what's future me like?
00:51:48Don't tell me I'm a dipshit.
00:51:50No, you're not.
00:51:51Don't even look.
00:51:53I know you're not.
00:51:56You're actually super successful.
00:52:00Really smart.
00:52:03Kind.
00:52:07You're pretty perfect, actually.
00:52:14No wonder I was in love.
00:52:22Hold up.
00:52:23Who did you say you're in love with?
00:52:25No one.
00:52:27I meant that I was in love with being from the future.
00:52:34Because now I know all of these.
00:52:37It's awesome.
00:52:39Yeah.
00:52:40So, so who do I get married to?
00:52:44Jessica Alba.
00:52:46So you've got to get over that Britney crash because things get complicated.
00:52:53You know, I can actually read the future also.
00:52:57Really?
00:52:58You know what I see in our future?
00:53:04Will you come to my basketball finals?
00:53:08I'd love to.
00:53:10Question.
00:53:11Are you going to invite your dad?
00:53:14I'm sure he will come to other games.
00:53:18He's busy.
00:53:20He's waiting for me to get into the NBA.
00:53:22Wait, wait.
00:53:25Connor.
00:53:27Your dad.
00:53:28Enough about my dad.
00:53:29Actually, come on.
00:53:31You don't want to be late.
00:53:32Okay.
00:53:48Everyone's going to love these, man.
00:53:50That's what won you crazy votes.
00:53:51Sure.
00:53:53But
00:53:56I also just wanted to do something nice.
00:53:59Because in a few months, we will all go our separate ways.
00:54:04And who knows what will happen then.
00:54:06Right?
00:54:11Graduate in style.
00:54:13Besties.
00:54:14Oh.
00:54:15You're too late, Butterface.
00:54:18The class loved my gifts so much.
00:54:21I already got all their votes.
00:54:36So you're buying votes now?
00:54:38Me?
00:54:40No.
00:54:40I'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve.
00:54:45But I'm sure they'll like your, uh, goodwill hand-me-downs, too.
00:54:52Besties?
00:54:54You don't even know their names.
00:54:57Of course I do.
00:54:59Of course I do.
00:54:59Well, the hot ones.
00:55:01The rest are freaks, not people.
00:55:04But hey, money talks, right?
00:55:06Even to losers with social rabies.
00:55:10But come on now, let's see what you got.
00:55:19Oh, look.
00:55:21Trailer trash Barbie got you all toy cars.
00:55:25These are cute.
00:55:27I got some Gucci earrings.
00:55:35At least my gifts mean something.
00:55:38Um, they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen.
00:55:43But you can't.
00:55:44Because you're a nobody, Mia.
00:55:47Do you want to try saying that again?
00:55:49Relax, Jack Bauer.
00:55:52Brutal honesty is an act of love.
00:55:55And I love all my subjects.
00:55:58Even you.
00:55:59Look.
00:56:18OMG, you're twinning.
00:56:29Marge Simpson hair, pancake face, Kool-Aid body.
00:56:33I mean, it's perfect.
00:56:35Oh, and Con Con here is your gift.
00:56:38Only the best for the basketball captain.
00:56:42I don't want anything from you.
00:56:45Not even a brand new limited edition PS2?
00:56:53No matter what I do, Jess always gets her way.
00:56:57From Queen, Connor, what am I even doing here?
00:57:03Bribes aren't my thing.
00:57:05Maybe you should ask Principal Davis, though.
00:57:07He might be down.
00:57:10Hey, Mia, wait.
00:57:12Hand out the gifts that you brought.
00:57:14They're special.
00:57:16Not because they're expensive or fancy, but because they're from you.
00:57:19No, no, I know.
00:57:20They're stupid.
00:57:22And she won this one, so let's just go.
00:57:25Just trust me.
00:57:26Connor.
00:57:28They're going to love them.
00:57:29Hey, you guys.
00:57:31Mia has gifts for all of you.
00:57:32And you're going to love them.
00:57:50See?
00:57:52It's yours.
00:57:59It's yours.
00:58:02So I know these aren't coach bags or Tiffany Grace books, but I hope when you enter the real world,
00:58:11you'll remember them.
00:58:14Mia, what did you do?
00:58:19How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:24I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:27But you should. You're more talented than you know.
00:58:32You just need a cool artist name, like Banksy.
00:58:48You'll be an amazing songwriter.
00:58:50Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:58:57That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
00:59:02Be Jordan.
00:59:05Mia, these are incredible, but I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:13Just wait a few years. You're going to be filthy rich.
00:59:19And you deserve it.
00:59:25Everybody shut up!
00:59:27Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:30Why don't you open your gift and find out?
00:59:33I got one for you too.
00:59:40Between trash and two pies.
00:59:43Boo.
00:59:44There you are.
00:59:46All right, fine. You just save me my life!
00:59:48Please!
00:59:54Okay, um.
00:59:58This one's for you.
01:00:00Okay.
01:00:08Mia, I
01:00:13Me and my dad used to fish every weekend
01:00:17This is the first lure he ever bought me
01:00:20How did you find
01:00:21Magic eight ball, you remember?
01:00:23A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral
01:00:27It's his favorite memory of them together
01:00:29Do everything with your dad
01:00:32While you can
01:00:35You'll never get this time back
01:00:39Thank you
01:00:43Oh my god, I didn't get you anything
01:00:45Hey, no
01:00:46Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it
01:00:48Promise me
01:00:50That you'll invite your dad to the games
01:00:52That's all I want
01:01:04For you
01:01:06I'll do it
01:01:11Congrats
01:01:12Looks like you went over the class
01:01:15Now what?
01:01:19It's time to step out of the shadows
01:01:24Hey everyone
01:01:25Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals
01:01:30Boycotting Jessica's prom queen
01:01:46I knew he wouldn't make it
01:01:47I knew he wouldn't make it
01:02:04What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:09Animals aren't allowed in the gym
01:02:12We're taking a stand
01:02:14We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you
01:02:18No plastics for prom!
01:02:20No plastics for prom!
01:02:22You all worshipped me a year ago
01:02:25Worshipped?
01:02:28They were terrified of you
01:02:30It's just that they were too scared to speak
01:02:33But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:39Since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of Rejects
01:02:43Let's hear your voice
01:02:49Attention everyone!
01:02:51America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins
01:02:55Just volunteered
01:02:57To sing the national anthem
01:03:00In front of the whole school
01:03:15Come on, Mia!
01:03:18We're all waiting
01:03:21Hey
01:03:22Hey, yes you can
01:03:25Show them all what you can do
01:03:28All of them
01:03:32No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people
01:03:34Yes
01:03:35Just don't look at them
01:03:37Look at me
01:03:39I believe in you, Mia
01:03:41Get your camcorder ready
01:03:42This is going to be legendary
01:03:46I believe in you
01:03:47I believe in you
01:03:52High school bucket list, item number 14
01:03:56Live your Beyonce dance
01:04:02Hi everyone
01:04:03Please rest
01:04:06Please rest
01:04:19Oh
01:04:20Just look at me
01:04:37Oh say can you see
01:04:42By the dawn's early light
01:04:48What so proudly we hailed
01:04:54At the twilight's last gleaming
01:04:59Whose broad stripes and bright stars
01:05:05Through the perilous fight
01:05:10O'er the ramparts we watched
01:05:14Were so gallantly streaming
01:05:19And the rocket's red glare
01:05:24The bombs bursting in air
01:05:29Gave proof through the night
01:05:34That our flag was still there
01:05:38Oh say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
01:05:52O'er the land of the free
01:05:57And the home of the brave
01:06:17Give it up for Mia
01:06:19This is going to be your new prom queen
01:06:24See, everyone loves you, Mia
01:06:43If you want to win
01:06:43You've got to give them a show, right?
01:06:46Yeah
01:06:46Plus I like kissing you
01:06:48What were you saying?
01:06:50Oh, nothing that I, um
01:06:51I just thought I'm really
01:07:02Shit, that's my dad
01:07:04What is he doing here?
01:07:05He never comes to my games
01:07:06What if I fuck up?
01:07:07Hey, Connor, you're going to be fine
01:07:12This is the big game
01:07:14Mia
01:07:15This is the only game he cares about
01:07:18Hey, look at me
01:07:19I already know what happens
01:07:20Remember?
01:07:23Listen
01:07:23Listen
01:07:24In the last moment
01:07:25Take that three-pointer
01:07:27It'll seem impossible
01:07:29But trust me
01:07:34I trust you
01:07:37And here we go, everyone
01:07:39The big championship game
01:07:40The Fairfield Lions versus the Falcons
01:07:43For the big one
01:07:44Here we go, ladies and gentlemen
01:07:45Let's begin
01:08:13In 10 seconds left
01:08:15Home team is down
01:08:16Two points
01:08:17And Connor Oliver
01:08:19Has the ball
01:08:34He's going to risk it all
01:08:35On a three-pointer
01:08:36And there he goes
01:08:41Yes, he scores
01:08:43The Fairfield Lions
01:08:4449-48
01:08:46And they win the game
01:08:57Let's go
01:08:59First an A and now this
01:09:04Expect me at all your college games
01:09:07Con
01:09:08Really?
01:09:09Really
01:09:11I'm sorry for missing out on this
01:09:15And on you
01:09:20I couldn't be more proud, son
01:09:23Looks like you got a fan
01:09:25Who feels the same
01:09:27Congratulations
01:09:28Yeah
01:09:32You were right about everything
01:09:35Oh, am I being pumped?
01:09:38My pimply mouth breather isn't going to steal ConCon
01:09:41And my crown
01:09:43We will take her down with the dance
01:09:46For good
01:09:47I'm going because of you
01:09:48No, no, you won because of you
01:09:51I just gave you a little hint
01:09:54But I do accept payment in cases
01:09:59I could do a lot better than that
01:10:11Wait, wait
01:10:14Should we be doing this?
01:10:16I mean, what about your crush
01:10:17The girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:19It's you, Mia
01:10:21It always has been
01:10:27Holy circuits
01:10:32Wow
01:10:34Damn
01:10:35Wow
01:10:38Wow
01:10:41Wow
01:11:15Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:20You're staring again.
01:11:23Five more minutes.
01:11:25You're kind of distracting.
01:11:29Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:33I can't have a chem test.
01:11:35This was your chem test.
01:11:38And you passed.
01:11:40With flying colors.
01:11:46Okay, say we do skip class.
01:11:51And what about brown tonight?
01:11:56Oh, you still wanted to go to the...
01:12:00I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:12:03You're never going to let that go.
01:12:08It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:11How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:16Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:20What?
01:12:21Yeah.
01:12:22I actually liked the frizzy hair.
01:12:24And those striped turtlenecks.
01:12:27No, you didn't.
01:12:28Yeah.
01:12:29It's so hot.
01:12:34Okay, so...
01:12:36Hurry up and ask me now.
01:12:38Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:40Yes, please.
01:12:40Oh, I gotta do it properly.
01:12:46Mia Watkins.
01:12:49Will you...
01:12:56Will you officially be my prom date?
01:12:59And my girlfriend?
01:13:03Yes, I will go with you.
01:13:05And I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:13Come on.
01:13:15Let's go win that crown.
01:13:17Five more minutes.
01:13:18You said.
01:13:18Oh.
01:13:19Come on.
01:13:23I am going to give you...
01:13:25The perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:28Jess will not be able to sabotage your night.
01:13:32Maybe she's going to.
01:13:34I don't know.
01:13:36You want to make at the game.
01:13:39Maybe she's given her.
01:13:43No.
01:13:45She won't.
01:13:50I know she won't because...
01:13:52I've lived it.
01:13:55I'm sorry.
01:13:56Say again?
01:13:59Okay.
01:14:01This is going to sound insane.
01:14:02Chris, but you're my best friend.
01:14:03So I have to tell you the truth.
01:14:06I...
01:14:06I...
01:14:09I'm from the future.
01:14:20Okay.
01:14:21Yeah, the future.
01:14:22Cool.
01:14:24Are you like totally freaked out?
01:14:25Are you going to like call my parents or the cops?
01:14:28Or...
01:14:29Uh...
01:14:29An exorcist?
01:14:30No.
01:14:31You're not...
01:14:32Mia, you're not crazy.
01:14:34And you're not a liar.
01:14:36If you say you're from the future...
01:14:40I believe you.
01:14:45Okay.
01:14:46Okay.
01:14:46Okay.
01:14:46Are you going to be the future scoop?
01:14:48Hi.
01:14:48How does Lost Dance?
01:14:49Oh, and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:14:51Okay.
01:14:52Um, they got off the island.
01:14:54Uh, Lance does come out.
01:14:56And they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:14:58Wow.
01:14:59The future's wild.
01:15:01You had no idea.
01:15:02Yeah, but this dance could change my life, actually.
01:15:07So will you help me with this stuff?
01:15:11Come in.
01:15:13But before we close the whole mouth, that is just...
01:15:17Okay.
01:15:19It's wild.
01:15:23Oh.
01:15:45You look like a queen.
01:15:48Thanks.
01:15:50Hopefully I'll look.
01:15:54Shh.
01:16:06Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:16:17You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:16:27Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:16:29Ready to need therapy after I live?
01:16:32We're going down, Watkins.
01:16:35Bring it on, Jessica.
01:16:44Come, come, come.
01:16:49You look so good.
01:16:51Black is definitely in your color.
01:16:53Oh, thanks.
01:16:54FYI, this is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:16:59Oh, my God.
01:17:01Give it up, Jessica.
01:17:03I don't...
01:17:03I want Mia.
01:17:05Oh!
01:17:06But I want you.
01:17:07We are perfect together.
01:17:09Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:17:13Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:15Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:16Concon, think about your future.
01:17:20My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:23It could be.
01:17:25If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:31You can be better than this, Jess.
01:17:38I know you didn't want this before, but...
01:17:41Open it.
01:17:51Jess, hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:17:57It could save your future if you don't.
01:18:05I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:18:09I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:18:20Good try.
01:18:22Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:18:26I think it's crack cane.
01:18:29I don't know, but just go get them.
01:18:32Hurry, they are dying.
01:18:55Everyone, it is time to count the votes
01:18:58for this year's prom queen.
01:19:01Let's welcome our prom queen finalists to the stage.
01:19:05Neal Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:19:11And as expected, give it up for your prom king,
01:19:14basketball all-star, Connor Oliver.
01:19:36While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our prom queen finalists.
01:19:43Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:19:47I would like to thank all of my die-hard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:19:54I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:20:09I shouldn't be here.
01:20:13That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:20:16I wasn't good enough, I wasn't pretty enough, I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:24But I'm here now.
01:20:29And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:20:32The misfits, the outcasts, anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:20:39You're not.
01:20:40You're not.
01:20:41You're not.
01:20:42You're not.
01:20:43You're not.
01:20:43You're not.
01:20:52All right, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:20:55And it looks like we have a winner.
01:21:04And your 2006 prom queen winner is...
01:21:14Jessica Hart!
01:21:20I'm so sorry.
01:21:22Hey, shh, it's okay.
01:21:23This is your moment.
01:21:25You earned it.
01:21:25Go ahead.
01:21:30I knew you guys wouldn't let me hear the dumpster fire steal my crown.
01:21:37Smile, king.
01:21:38It's for the yearbook.
01:21:43You were right.
01:21:45You saw it all.
01:21:50And you believed to me.
01:21:54Out of the way, freak.
01:21:55This is for royalty only.
01:21:58Oh, shut it, 902-1-ho.
01:22:02Mia has something to say.
01:22:04I warned you.
01:22:13Mia?
01:22:15Mia?
01:22:15Mia?
01:22:16Mia?
01:22:16Mia Watkins?
01:22:17They're all for Mia and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:22:20What?
01:22:21No!
01:22:23These are fake!
01:22:24Principal Davis, this is a setup!
01:22:27Mia?
01:22:28Is this true?
01:22:29No.
01:22:30No.
01:22:31Actually...
01:22:33Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown.
01:22:36Okay?
01:22:38Mia...
01:22:39Mia actually cares about this class.
01:22:41It's no wonder that she won.
01:22:43Fairly.
01:22:45But don't take it from me.
01:22:47Let's see.
01:22:48Show of hands.
01:22:49Who voted for Mia?
01:22:55Mia!
01:22:56Mia!
01:22:57Mia!
01:23:00Mia!
01:23:01Mia!
01:23:01Mia!
01:23:01Mia!
01:23:01Mia!
01:23:01They actually voted for me.
01:23:03I never doubted them.
01:23:06Or you.
01:23:14High School Bucket List, item number 15.
01:23:18Embrace your inner crown.
01:23:21The crown is mine!
01:23:23I'm the popular one!
01:23:25I'm hot and I'm skinny and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:23:29What more do you people want?!
01:23:49Jessica, first you cheated, now you could have killed someone?
01:23:53This is grounds for expulsion.
01:23:55Security!
01:23:56No!
01:23:57No!
01:23:57It was Mia!
01:23:58She...
01:23:59She knows things.
01:24:01She's like a...
01:24:01A psychic or a witch or something.
01:24:03I swear!
01:24:04Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:24:06No!
01:24:16She's so nasty.
01:24:19That's something Mia talking about.
01:24:21You'll get it in a few years.
01:24:22No!
01:24:22No!
01:24:23This isn't right!
01:24:24You suck!
01:24:28You're cheating!
01:24:30Curse on you, queen bitch!
01:24:34Here.
01:24:36Take this.
01:24:39No, I can't take that.
01:24:40Yes.
01:24:41I want you to.
01:24:44Chloe, no matter when or where you are, you can find me.
01:24:49Time-traveling nerd.
01:24:52I'm a time-traveling nerd.
01:24:53I'm a hair.
01:24:55Here.
01:24:57Okay.
01:25:07Hey.
01:25:08Hey.
01:25:12You okay?
01:25:13Connor.
01:25:14What happened?
01:25:24you tricked and fell you all right
01:25:33where's jessica jessica jessica hart
01:25:40i don't know she's probably in prison by now remember she got arrested at prom
01:25:45i haven't seen her since 2006
01:25:52everything that happened senior year came too
01:25:59but that's all in the past i want to focus on the future
01:26:04neil watkins since the first time i met you in freshman year i loved you
01:26:12you were the cutest classes wearing nerd i ever met
01:26:22and from our wild study sessions to winning prom king and queen senior year
01:26:29to taking on the whole world i i couldn't ask for a better nerd to be my partner
01:26:44will you marry me hurry up and say yes i have to get back home to lance
01:26:57i think this is happening
01:27:01you're a time traveler ria
01:27:03you didn't see this coming
01:27:07us getting engaged no
01:27:10not a million years but hey i guess some things you never see coming
01:27:33and no one makes me feel like you do
01:27:39and no one sets my body on fire
01:27:44no one gives me shivers like you
01:27:49oh no one does it baby
01:27:53you
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