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My Dad Is Poseidon - Video
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:36Slow-ass sea slugs, water!
00:39Slow-ass sea slugs!
00:42Slow-ass sea slugs, water!
00:48Good work, how Castle Castle!
00:54Slow-ass sea slugs!
01:03Filthy scavengers!
01:05When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:11Poseidon?
01:13Fish food ages ago.
01:40Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:44I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:51Sire!
02:07Who the hell broke my new console?
02:09I'm going to go deal with that bastard!
02:12Sire!
02:13You're finally stepping in!
02:28Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:32My king!
02:34Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:39Sire!
02:40Sire!
02:42Sire!
02:43Sire!
02:44Sire!
02:44Sire!
02:58What did you do?
02:59Turn me back right now!
03:06Sire!
03:07The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:09Lead us against Olympus!
03:11We beg you!
03:11Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years.
03:15I'm retired.
03:16I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:25Screw power struggles.
03:27Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:34Fight!
03:42Get your hands off me, creep!
03:44Sorry.
03:45I didn't mean to...
03:50Wait.
03:51Pointy ears.
03:52A dryage?
03:53What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:59He's just a regular human.
04:01A total nerd.
04:02Damn it.
04:03The Aphrodisian's kicking in.
04:15You're burning up down here.
04:17Way harder than I pictured.
04:19I was drugged.
04:21This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:23If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:27I really need this guy.
04:33God damn.
04:35You really know how to flip my switch.
04:46I need more.
04:47A lot more.
04:56Don't suck.
04:57Harder.
04:59Squeeze me tighter.
05:07What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:11Hey.
05:12I put in a lot of work.
05:14Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15Leora!
05:16I know you're in there.
05:18Nowhere left to run!
05:20Damn it.
05:20He tracked me.
05:34Leora.
05:36You're my fiancé.
05:37You belong with me.
05:39Come home.
05:39Get away, Dylan!
05:43As the leader of the satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:50Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:54You slept with someone?
05:56Who screwed up my plan?
06:01Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
06:03Newsflash, tough guy.
06:05Real men don't need tricks.
06:07You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:15So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:17You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:27Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:29Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:32Can't push too hard yet.
06:36I won't kill him.
06:38But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:41Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:50Forget today ever happened.
06:52Go back to your life.
07:06Seriously?
07:07Can't I just play my game for once?
07:20Those assholes are back already.
07:22What are you talking about?
07:29Hey, pencil neck.
07:31I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:32Either get the hell out of this water or kneel and call me daddy.
07:36Dylan who?
07:37Speak up, man.
07:38My ears are shot.
07:38Keep acting tough.
07:40Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:42Even Narius' seafo give him a wide burn.
07:57You asked for this.
08:11You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?
08:14Who the hell are you?
08:26Asshole.
08:27Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:29Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:32What are you whining about?
08:35Nothing.
08:36Heat's too low.
08:37Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:43Molly, gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:50Huh.
08:52Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:59Mommy, is daddy's station way out in the deep sea?
09:02Is that why he never comes to see me?
09:05Yeah, baby.
09:06But he retired recently.
09:09We're gonna find him now.
09:18I'm badly wounded.
09:20I don't have much time.
09:22Find Lily's real father.
09:24Leave her with him.
09:25I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:30Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:46There it is.
09:54Liara's wounded bad.
09:56Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:58Lifetime of easy living.
10:04What the hell was that?
10:07Nothing.
10:07Just swapped a bug.
10:12That girl from five years ago.
10:14You came looking for me?
10:17She's your daughter.
10:19We need you now.
10:22So you're my dad?
10:24You're actually pretty handsome.
10:26This aura?
10:27She's got my blood.
10:35Who did this?
10:36Don't worry about it.
10:37Just keep Lily safe.
10:43Mommy?
10:45Mommy?
11:03It's too late, boss.
11:05Her heartbeats fading fast.
11:21Somebody help me.
11:23Somebody help me.
11:35Give me a name, Liara.
11:37Who did this?
11:38I'm going to tear them apart.
11:42It was...
12:04Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
12:07You're my fiancé.
12:08You filthy whore.
12:11Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:16But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:24No!
12:25No!
12:25Let go!
12:26No!
12:28With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:35Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
12:39I...
12:40I...
12:40Got careless.
12:42Diving near a shipwreck.
12:44My fault.
12:45Shipwreck?
12:46Those cuts are surgical, Liara.
12:48Someone did this to you.
12:49Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
12:53You're just a regular guy.
12:55Stay out of it.
12:57Boss?
12:58Soup's ready.
13:05If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily.
13:09She's all we have left.
13:12She's safe.
13:13Now drink.
13:16Soup isn't gonna fix this, Jack.
13:25Jack, you...
13:27Ambrosia residue?
13:29Golden apple sap?
13:30I studied this in grad's time.
13:32Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:35Where the hell did you get this?
13:38More.
13:39Try it.
13:50These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:58It's my first time meeting Daddy.
14:01I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:27What a lively little snack.
14:29Gulp, you down, and my power doubles!
14:40I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:42You want more?
14:44I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:46This guy's luck is insane.
14:50A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:55Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:58You're safe here, Liria.
15:02We've got a kid together now.
15:05I'm not letting anything touch.
15:09You or Lily.
15:10Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
15:12Daddy, help!
15:16Something's trying to eat me!
15:19Lily's in trouble!
15:27I...
15:27I'm not tasty.
15:29My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:32Please don't eat me!
15:37Divine power runs through this girl.
15:41Devour you.
15:42And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:47Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
16:01Whew!
16:19You disgusting freak!
16:22What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:24Mommy!
16:26Please.
16:27I've got you, baby.
16:30Touch my kid again!
16:32And I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:34Ha!
16:35You ruined my meal!
16:39Wait.
16:40The baby mama herself.
16:43Perfect.
16:48Two courses for the price of one!
16:57You bitch!
17:03Jack, take Lily and run!
17:05Go!
17:12Run from the Lucian Hydro, you pathetic little insects!
17:16Internet!
17:23You...
17:24Poseidon!
17:25That kid's his.
17:27No wonder the power's so pure.
17:30That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:32If I stay, I'm dead!
17:40what the hell just happened it ran damn leoya your powers are badass you straight up scared
17:48the monster off me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
17:56wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault whatever let's get home that thing might circle
18:04back about that monster
18:14failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular guy after all
18:31oh
18:32oh
18:32oh
18:33oh
18:34oh
18:36oh
18:38oh
18:40oh
19:00my liege
19:02have mercy i didn't know she was your days swear it i please spare my life no problem
19:07thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that your next life
19:25Enjoying the show.
19:35My king! We had nothing to do with the Hydra, we swear!
19:39Listen to me. If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:47Now, get the fuck out of my sight!
19:49Yes! Yes, my leash!
20:03My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the
20:08truth myself.
20:17That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:21But Poseidon? Guy's long gone.
20:24Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:26Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:28Wanna bet? There ain't no Sea King anymore!
20:43The world's the same as ever.
20:45The dead are louder than the living.
20:47Who the hell are you? You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:51You're in Hades territory, asshole!
21:02Poseidon?
21:13Is Hades still breathing? If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:22Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?!
21:30I don't have time for this. I'm not wasting it on you. I need a background check.
21:39You know who I am? Hades' Ace. You crash my spot, you die here!
22:08Little fish.
22:09Little fish.
22:16Hades' staff? One shot? The Sea King! He's real!
22:23Hades!
22:24You hiding? Come out!
22:27Or this whole place turns into driftwood!
22:30One!
22:32Two!
22:36Thank the fates! The boss is here!
22:43Boss! This bum!
22:51You idiot! Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown!
22:55You're done! Get out!
22:57In front of Poseidon, your ants.
23:00I'm saving your worthless heights.
23:06My lord, is this handling satisfactory?
23:09I'm not here for fun.
23:12Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
23:18Understood.
23:19I'll mobilize every team right now.
23:21You have three days. I'll be back.
23:27Everyone! Drop what you're doing!
23:29Full sweep on the Leora and child!
23:32Every resource, every contact, now!
23:35Tell them Poseidon's back!
23:36Yes, boss!
23:43Poseidon's back.
23:45Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:55Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:57Kid comes with us alive. She's still hurt.
24:00Easy pickets.
24:02Let's move!
24:14We'll make a nice stew.
24:16Surprise daddy for lunch?
24:18Ha ha ha ha ha!
24:22Ha ha ha ha!
24:24A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:28Pathetic.
24:31Who are you?
24:33Dylan's orders.
24:35Come quietly to the stronghold.
24:37Or I drag your corpse back.
24:40Mommy?
24:41Who's the ugly goat man?
24:44Hand over the kid!
24:53Stay away from my daughter!
24:55Don't you dare touch her!
24:59G shit!
25:13Mom...
25:13Hannah...
25:14This forest is locked down.
25:17Surrender now.
25:19I'll go with you.
25:20On one condition.
25:22Let my daughter go.
25:24No, Mommy. I'm not leaving you!
25:27No!
25:38Kid's mine. You die.
25:43You... poisoned me?
25:47My poison fog. The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside. Give up!
25:54You've gone too far. Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
26:02You're wounded. Poisoned. Done.
26:07The kid's coming with me.
26:11Don't touch her! Come at me!
26:14Feisty one, Dylan wants you dead. But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
26:27Such a pretty face. All mine now.
26:34Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:36Ah!
26:43Lily! Lily! Run! Get out of here!
26:51Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
27:01Lily!
27:04Lily!
27:06Lily!
27:08Daddy?
27:15Your hands off her!
27:24You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:33Jack...
27:34What the hell just happened?
27:39You okay, babe?
27:40So you're the boyfriend.
27:42Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
28:02Jack, keep Lily safe.
28:05Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
28:07Shut up and go!
28:09Now!
28:21If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:26Run all you want! My pack tears you both apart!
28:41No!
28:44No!
28:46No, no, no.
29:19Daddy, don't leave Mommy.
29:22I don't want to lose her.
29:23Shh, Lily, don't cry.
29:25Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay.
29:28We're going back for her right now.
29:36Hand over the kid.
29:37I'll make your death quick.
29:47Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:52Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:55Okay.
29:59You are the best.
30:09Some nobody dare stare me down?
30:11You're asking to die.
30:15You're not human.
30:17Who the hell are you?
30:19My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean.
30:22Disappear.
30:41Okay, Lily.
30:42Lily, you can turn around now.
30:47Daddy, what happened to the bad guy?
30:51He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
31:00Lily, stay right here inside this circle.
31:03Don't move.
31:04Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys.
31:06I'll be right back.
31:11Daddy, be careful.
31:14Don't worry, Lily.
31:16No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:24That poison's eating you alive, little nymph.
31:26How much longer you got?
31:28Let me have my fun first.
31:32So what?
31:33I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:47Damn, you take a hit well.
31:49Let's enjoy this body.
31:51Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:55For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
32:02No signal?
32:03You trying to hog the glory?
32:05More coming.
32:06Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
32:08No choice.
32:09I'm taking them down with me.
32:11This the woman Dylan wants?
32:13Where the kid?
32:14Some guy took the brat.
32:17Useless.
32:18Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:24Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:30You all want to come at once?
32:32Then die together.
32:34Pick your graves.
32:46Why did you come back?
32:49Where's Lily?
32:53Lily's safe.
32:54Don't push yourself.
32:57So this is the woman's secret lover.
33:00Her taste is trash.
33:03Beg now.
33:04And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
33:07Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
33:10End it fast.
33:13You?
33:14In our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
33:17Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:20Just hold on a little longer.
33:23Jack means more to me than anything.
33:25I won't let him get hurt.
33:36You want my husband?
33:39Step over my corpse first!
33:41In a hurry to die?
33:43Fine!
33:44I'll oblige!
34:13You're half dead already!
34:15How the hell did you knock me back?
34:18The sea is sinking.
34:19Those are Poseidon's warriors.
34:23This can't be.
34:49Ancient Ekethra!
34:50The Coastal Legend monster?
34:53Why would she be here?
34:56Ha ha ha!
34:58Our boss has real backing!
35:00He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
35:03No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
35:06They're coming for us.
35:08We're finished.
35:09Don't worry, darling.
35:10Things might turn around.
35:12Lyra Vale has been captured.
35:14Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:19They're here for me!
35:21Jack, stay behind me!
35:23With me here, no one touches you.
35:26Stop saying that, Jack!
35:27Look around!
35:28We're surrounded!
35:28We could actually die here!
35:35My lords!
35:37Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:43You worthless creature!
35:46You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:56Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
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