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The Great Indian Kapil Sharma Show Samay Raina & Ranveer Full Episode Dailymotion 2 May
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00:22Good evening and welcome to the great Indian Kapil show.
00:32Please sit here.
00:39Who said I love you?
00:42You are happy.
00:45Siddhu, today every person is making a YouTube channel.
00:49You both know.
00:49You are happy.
00:53You can take someone like Netflix on the platform.
00:55In 192 countries, people are watching.
00:57Then the person is making a YouTube channel.
00:59I am talking about myself.
01:02If there are 4 people in one house,
01:05then the mother is different, the father is different,
01:08the children are different.
01:09That's why I am talking about you.
01:11What do you mean?
01:13I mean, you have to watch.
01:15Every person is trying to create a video.
01:18So, you all have to understand how many people are using the kitchen.
01:21Guys, today I made the dog and dog shit.
01:27His husband's head is running back.
01:30Then he has done the dog and his mother.
01:31And he has done the dog shit.
01:35Guys, you guys are most beautiful.
01:37The Japanese guy in the middle of the back
01:39I did have a little bit of hair.
01:43Let's go to the next day.
01:48Guys, you look on the moisture.
01:50You look on the foundation, a highlighter, blush, lip gloss,
01:55and all you have black eyeliner with the magenta mascara
01:58and you look on makeup.
02:03no make up look
02:04this is the first 28
02:06things in the mouth
02:07of the potty
02:082-2 inches
02:09and then you can see
02:10like this
02:13small cities
02:14and the babies
02:15are also
02:17on YouTube
02:18hi guys
02:19guys
02:20guys
02:20everyone has
02:20like this
02:21like the cows
02:22hi guys
02:23you can comment
02:24in the video
02:25that you are
02:25very bad
02:27guys
02:27from the cows
02:27to the cows
02:28you can become
02:28a dog
02:32Guys, today I will tell you about the backless blouse.
02:36Look, there are only one person who has a blouse.
02:39Yes, yes.
02:39These are the people who listen to the normal clothes.
02:44They say to them, they say to them,
02:46they say to them, they say to them,
02:48they say to them, they will make a tattoo on their feet.
02:50What?
02:54There is a different channel of knowledge.
02:55Yes.
02:56You can say them, they go their way behind.
02:59They spell their expression.
03:01They say to them,
03:01Arung Gowal saba and Alok Naath ji,
03:03all you do is refine your eyes and open them.
03:06The funniest thing is the peace of your friends.
03:12Everyone is gaining so much,
03:12everyone is gaining.
03:14What do you do in life?
03:15They say to them,
03:16what do you do in life for 4 days?
03:17Mom, they're taking 25 days,
03:19coming after 25 days.
03:20I have to do some traveling video.
03:27Now, some people are making a traveling video.
03:28They are coming out of their bag.
03:29The beautiful world is waiting for you.
03:32Someone is commenting down below.
03:33Who will give money to you?
03:38But this is the truth.
03:40Those talented people are from their work,
03:42from their original content,
03:44from their own channel.
03:45They have become a superstar.
03:46Our two of them are stars.
03:49They have a lot of views on their channel.
03:51Please welcome Mr. Samir Ena
03:54and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
04:13How are you doing?
04:15Welcome
04:16Welcome Wow
04:19Welcome
04:21Welcome
04:29What a seem app UX
04:31You see how many people love you?
04:34I'm happy that we are from jail.
04:38You all know exactly what you know.
04:41In the last year, you've been searching for celebrities.
04:47People were searching for the internet.
04:50The police were searching for other people.
04:54What did you feel like last year? How did it go?
04:57It was a strange year.
04:59This whole studio, there are two people who went to the Supreme Court.
05:03They are Hum and Siddhu Paji.
05:12That's why I wrote you.
05:15Come on, come on.
05:20Don't be afraid of yourself.
05:24Don't be afraid of yourself.
05:25Don't be afraid of your face.
05:29Definitely.
05:30Don't be afraid of yourself.
05:30You not just who will leave a girl from a spy.
05:37View your eyes.
05:39Oh
05:43Oh Paji agar as is a car joke Mara to him. So I'm sorry
05:52I saw it's a lucky night. I'm not gonna say to you. I'm not going to say to you
05:57Coaching long
05:57Last time Ranbir or Samir's side with a police case. Oh, yeah, so I'll have to say to you
06:05We will take coffee or we will take anti-spitry bail.
06:12You were watching later in?
06:14I had a lot of episodes, but I had a phone too.
06:17I had a phone call, and I said,
06:19why didn't the case happen?
06:21And when my show closed,
06:25one day ago, I had a call
06:26that something is wrong with you.
06:29Yes?
06:30Is it true or not?
06:32I said, look, you've come to see,
06:34let's go a little bit.
06:35So, I'm telling you,
06:37I don't want to say anything.
06:40You say anything,
06:42but when you're famous,
06:44you can't even say anything.
06:45But I just want to tell my brothers,
06:51that you don't have married.
06:53The people who work in our show
06:55are all two kids.
06:57We will do it today.
06:58We will do it today.
06:59I had to do it today, sir.
07:01No, no, no.
07:03No, no, no.
07:07It's a family-friendly zone.
07:09We will become family-friendly.
07:11No, no, no.
07:12But Ranbir is so much love.
07:13And these are the controversies.
07:16They come to teach you.
07:18I'm sure you will learn a lot.
07:20People, let me see you so much.
07:21Let me see you today.
07:25When the show closed,
07:28who was before?
07:29What were you talking about?
07:31I had to call a lawyer before.
07:35And his phone didn't feel bad.
07:36Okay.
07:37So, where are you going to close the phone?
07:39My brother is sitting in an audience.
07:41I went to his house.
07:44He's here for that.
07:45So, the person who is going to be self-prepared to give his wife is so much?
07:51I didn't have the idea.
07:52I've been talking about that.
07:54And we realized,
07:56that we were all going to go.
07:56Then we realized that everything is happening.
07:58So, when you saw this clip, then you said,
08:00come, come, come.
08:04So, I had an idea of leaving my house.
08:08After this controversy,
08:09do you have another phone show?
08:11Do you have a live show?
08:12Or do you have the first book?
08:16The phone is very nice, sir.
08:18But today, comedy is very difficult.
08:20Do you know?
08:21Let's go.
08:26How do you do it? I don't know.
08:29I mean, at that time, genuinely,
08:30the first call came to Kapil sir.
08:32I don't know what it was,
08:34what it was, what it was.
08:35Whatever your good time is going,
08:38your bad time will also go.
08:44We were waiting, something will happen,
08:47but...
08:47I don't know.
08:50At that time, Kapil sir,
08:51also closed the tweet.
08:57Who did they do it?
08:58In two weeks,
08:59when he was quiet,
09:01he also closed the puppies.
09:07Kapil,
09:08you years and years before,
09:102004 or 2005,
09:112007.
09:112007.
09:12As you thought in 2007,
09:14this girl is the same.
09:15Oh, my God.
09:16Oh, my God.
09:19I have a great job.
09:19It's great.
09:21It's all for you.
09:22Yeah.
09:26Really?
09:27It's great.
09:28It's like a breath of fresh air.
09:29First, I would like to say
09:30that their heart is very clean.
09:32No, it is.
09:32So that's what people should know.
09:34Yeah, it's not that you should close someone's show,
09:36then leave you alive.
09:39Then leave your heart.
09:39So your heart will be clean.
09:40It's a joke.
09:42I feel like our friends were very high.
09:46That's how I feel.
09:47I'm sorry, that's how I feel.
09:52What a joke, son!
09:54That's true, friends.
09:55It will be the same.
09:56It will be the same as the two of us.
09:58When there's something,
10:00a man has a little blood pressure
10:01and the charge is put on it.
10:03When you prepare your comedy set,
10:05you'll hear your friends first.
10:08Sir, I am a lawyer with a lawyer, I am a lawyer.
10:12You are sitting in the bagel, he broke the entire theater.
10:17Sir, in fact, you have a comedy theater, Habitat Nance, which is very difficult.
10:22Every week, we have a call from the venue.
10:26Oh my God.
10:29I should talk to you about the venue.
10:31Sorry about your venue.
10:34Thank you, sir.
10:35Sir, three times.
10:36People have been here and they have been offended by the venue.
10:40You have been a great inspiration for all of us.
10:45You have been watching us and watching us.
10:47Thank you, sir.
10:48Thank you, brother.
10:51Genuinely a very big moment for me.
10:54I am watching you from childhood, across various shows.
10:58It was always my dream that I would come to you on TV one day.
11:01I never thought you would come to OTT one day.
11:11I genuinely love you so much, Archana Ma'am and Siddupa ji.
11:15I love you guys so much.
11:16I love you.
11:17My dear God, if God close one door, then it opens 10 doors.
11:21You are the door to see the doors.
11:23I love you.
11:24I love you, sir.
11:28Thank you, bro.
11:34man, and I'm happy.
11:38Go to Papa!
11:42Spe pública!
11:47Get out of here and do it.
12:01Good evening and welcome to the great Indian couple show.
12:10Shupriya, Shupriya, please sit here.
12:17Who said I love you?
12:20I'll be happy, I'll be happy.
12:23Situ Bhadi, today every person is making a YouTube channel.
12:26You both know.
12:30You can take someone on a platform like Netflix,
12:32where people are watching.
12:35People also make their YouTube channel.
12:38I'm talking about myself.
12:40If there are four people in one house,
12:43then their mother is different, their father is different,
12:46their children are different.
12:47This time I'm talking about you.
12:50The meaning of saying,
12:51you can see,
12:53you can see,
12:54every person is making a video.
12:56You have so many channels,
12:58I've got friends in the kitchen.
13:00Guys,
13:01today I've made a lot of bread and bread.
13:05I've made a lot of bread and bread.
13:08I've made a lot of bread and bread.
13:11I've made a lot of bread.
13:13I've made a lot of bread and bread.
13:19I haven't made a lot of bread and bread.
13:24Look,
13:24I'll be happy.
13:25Guys,
13:26put a moisturizer.
13:28Put a foundation,
13:30highlighter,
13:31blush,
13:32lip gloss,
13:33ultimately,
13:34you put a magenta mascara
13:36with black eyeliner.
13:41look
13:42no makeup look
13:43before 28 things
13:44in the mouth
13:452 inches
13:47looks like
13:49little girls
13:51girls
13:52on youtube
13:56hi guys
13:58hi guys
14:01you can comment on their videos
14:03you feel bad
14:04cool
14:12happy
14:18a
14:20nice
14:20i
14:33like
14:34from the background.
14:37His expression is called
14:39with Alok Nat.
14:41Mix it the expression
14:42and the eyes of her mouth open.
14:46The problem is the peace.
14:49My life is all around this.
14:52This is the life of 4 days.
14:54The mother says,
14:55I am going to die,
14:56I am taking the name of my mother
14:56and I am taking the name of my wife.
14:58The life of my wife.
15:03This video is made by my bag and my bag.
15:07The world is waiting for you.
15:10Does anyone comment on the video?
15:12Who will you give money to the show?
15:16But this is the truth.
15:18Those talented people, with their own hard work,
15:21with their original content and their own channel.
15:24Today, we have a lot of stars.
15:27It comes to their channel.
15:30Please welcome Mr. Samir Hena.
15:32and Mr. Ranbir Allahabadia.
15:52Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome.
15:57Welcome. Welcome.
16:02Welcome. Welcome. Welcome.
16:07What a story.
16:09What a story. What a story.
16:10What a story.
16:10What a story.
16:10What a story.
16:12You know all of them.
16:19Last year,
16:21they were the most searched for celebrities.
16:24The internet people were searched,
16:28the police had different people.
16:29The police also didn't search.
16:32What did you feel like last year? How did it go?
16:36It was a strange year.
16:37There are two people in this studio
16:39who went to the Supreme.
16:41They are
16:42Hum and Siddupaji.
16:50That's why I wrote your share.
16:53Okay, wow.
16:56Come on.
16:56You got çıkar 뛰.
16:59You got to stop,
16:59You got to stop,
17:01You got no exposure to enjoy.
17:06We got there.
17:11When it comes cold,
17:15You got here.
17:17Hey,
17:22And Paji, if he killed one other joke today, we will all be able to get a sport.
17:27No, no, no.
17:31I feel like I have lost my house.
17:33Today, you will have a little bit of coaching about how to bounce back.
17:37Last time Ranveer and Samir were together, there was a police case.
17:41So, today, you will be together again.
17:44We will take coffee or we will take anticipatory bail.
17:51I will take a break.
17:53I will take a break.
17:54I will take a break.
17:55I will take a break.
17:57I will take a break.
17:58Why did you not get the case?
18:00And when I was closed, I was a day before I called myself.
18:05I was told that something is bad.
18:07No?
18:10I said, look, you are in the eyes.
18:12I am going to go a little.
18:14So, I am telling myself that I am not a entriyami.
18:21But I am not a entriyami.
18:21But when I am famous, I am not a entriyami.
18:23Yes, yes.
18:28But I am telling my brothers and sisters, look, you have not married.
18:32At our show, the people who work, all the two children.
18:35So, let's do this.
18:37I am going to get a break.
18:38You are a revolutionary.
18:40No, no, no.
18:42We are a family friendly zone.
18:47We are a family friendly.
18:49But Ranveer is very beloved.
18:51And these percentages of the reasons of you.
18:54They come to you all.
18:56I'm sure you will learn a lot of things.
19:22He's here for that reason.
19:29He's here for that reason.
20:27He's here for that reason.
20:27He's here for that reason.
21:26He's here for that reason.
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22:50I genuinely love you so much Archana ma'am and Siddupa ji. I love you guys so much.
22:55I love you guys so much.
22:56My God, if one door closes, you open ten doors. You will open the doors of the door.
23:01The most people are killing us.
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