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The Great Indian Kapil Sharma Show Samay Raina & Ranveer Full Episode Dailymotion 2 May
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00:22Good evening and welcome to the great Indian Kapil show.
00:32Please sit here.
00:39Who said I love you?
00:42You are happy.
00:45Siddhu, today every person is making a YouTube channel.
00:49You both know.
00:49You are happy.
00:53You can take someone like Netflix on the platform.
00:55In 192 countries, people are watching.
00:57Then the person is making a YouTube channel.
00:59I am talking about myself.
01:02If there are 4 people in one house,
01:05then the mother is different, the father is different,
01:08the children are different.
01:09That's why I am talking about you.
01:11You are happy.
01:12I am happy.
01:15You are happy.
01:16Every person is making a video.
01:18You are happy.
01:20You are happy.
01:21Guys, today I have made two of them.
01:37I am happy.
01:46Sorry.
01:49It is how to make a flower
01:53Then blush, then lip gloss, and in the end you're wearing magenta with black eyeliner and you're looking for no
01:59makeup.
02:03No makeup looks like this.
02:05First, 28 things on the face of the face.
02:082-2 inches in front of the face, you also look like this.
02:13The little girls of small cities, they also look on YouTube.
02:18Hi guys!
02:20Guys, so everyone has like this.
02:21They look like this.
02:22Hi guys!
02:24You can comment on the video that you're very bad.
02:27Guys, I'm going to tell you about the backless blouse.
02:36Look, there's only one person who has a blouse.
02:39They look like a young man with a normal face.
02:41They look at the face of the face.
02:46They look at the face of the face.
02:49People put me, find me, look.
02:53They look like this.
02:56They feel like a people.
02:58They look more like this.
02:59They look like this.
03:01They look like this.
03:02foreign
03:18foreign
03:32I'm going to comment down below.
03:33Who is going to throw money?
03:35Who is going to throw money?
03:36Who is going to throw money?
03:37But this is the truth.
03:40Those talented people, who are their hard work, their original content and their own channel.
03:45They become a superstar.
03:46Today's our two men who are stars.
03:49They come to their channel.
03:51Please welcome Mr. Samir Ena and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
04:10How are you doing?
04:16Welcome.
04:16Welcome.
04:18Welcome.
04:19Welcome.
04:21Welcome.
04:24Welcome.
04:25Welcome.
04:29What a bad.
04:38foreign
04:41foreign
04:43foreign
04:44foreign
04:44How did you feel about your celebrity?
04:47People were searching on the internet
04:50and the police were searching all of them.
04:54What did you feel last year?
04:56It was a very strange year.
04:59Two people who were entering Supreme Court
05:02called Hum and Siddupaji.
05:07Oh
05:12Is he liya mannay tere liya share like I'm a
05:18Ando ando
05:19Mushkin also dark in a hood core okay, but I say
05:24Dark in a hood core okay, a Udaas chayro ki muskan one. It's a lot in
05:29We are not the ones who leave the land from a shaker,
05:35but before the first time,
05:38we are going to die.
05:44And Paji,
05:45if today he has one more joke,
05:47then we will all be going to die.
05:49No, no, no.
05:52I feel like I have lost my house.
05:55Today, you will have a little coaching
05:57about how to bounce back.
05:59Last time, Ranveer and Samir were together,
06:01there was a police case.
06:03So, today, you will be together.
06:06We will have coffee,
06:07or we will have an anti-spitry bail.
06:13You were watching later and then?
06:14I have seen many episodes.
06:16I have also called Samir.
06:17I have also called him.
06:19I said, why did you not have a case?
06:21And when my show closed,
06:25a day before he called me,
06:27that you are going to be bad.
06:30Is it true?
06:31Is it true or not?
06:32I said, look,
06:33look, you are coming in the eye.
06:34You have to go a little bit.
06:36So, I am telling you,
06:37I am not an anti-yami.
06:41You will be famous.
06:43But when you are famous,
06:44you will not be able to say anything.
06:45You are coming in the eye.
06:46What?
06:46What?
06:48What?
06:50What?
06:50I just want to tell you,
06:52you are not married.
06:53What people do.
06:55What people do here are,
06:55all two children.
06:57We are going to do some help.
06:59I have done something.
07:01No, no, no.
07:02No, no, no.
07:04No, no.
07:05No, no.
07:05No, no.
07:05No, no, no.
07:06No, no, no.
07:09No, no.
07:10No, no.
07:14These controversies are coming to teach you.
07:18I'm sure you will also learn a lot of things.
07:20People, let's see how much love you today.
07:25When the show closed,
07:28who had to call first?
07:29What happened to you?
07:31I had to call a lawyer before.
07:34And his phone didn't stop.
07:36Okay.
07:37Where did you call the phone?
07:39My brother came here in an audience.
07:41I went home to his house.
07:44He's here for life.
07:45So, the person who gave up to the brother
07:46is the same way too.
07:51I didn't have an idea.
07:52I just had a few hours left.
07:54I said, come on.
07:56Then I knew that everything was happening.
07:58When you saw this clip,
08:00then you said, come, come.
08:03I was still leaving my house.
08:08After this controversy,
08:09after this controversy,
08:09you had a phone call for more shows.
08:11Do you have a live show?
08:12Or the books of the book
08:13were the ones that were told?
08:14Give advance too.
08:16The phone was very nice,
08:18but today,
08:18the comedy was very difficult.
08:20Do you know?
08:21I don't know.
08:26Sir, I mean,
08:27how do you do it?
08:28I don't know.
08:28I mean,
08:29at that time, genuinely,
08:30the first call came to Kapil sir.
08:32I don't know what it was,
08:33I don't know what it was,
08:34what it was.
08:35He said,
08:35at that time,
08:36I don't know how good the time
08:37is going,
08:37it will be going.
08:39It will go.
08:44We were waiting,
08:45we were going to have trouble.
08:46Things will happen,
08:47but...
08:49At that time,
08:51Kapil sir has closed off the tweet.
08:57Because they did it.
08:58The last week a week
09:00was open.
09:00and you have to take puppies too.
09:03Oh, what a hell.
09:17It's a good deal.
09:19It's a good deal.
09:19It's good.
09:20Give me it.
09:20It's a compliment for you.
09:26It's a great, it's a great, like a breath of fresh.
09:29I'd like to say that his heart is very clean.
09:32That's what people should know.
09:35Don't you stop someone's show.
09:36Then leave your life.
09:39So his heart will be clean.
09:42In the last year, our friends are very strong.
09:46I feel.
09:46It's like this.
09:47It's like this.
09:48It's like this.
09:49It's like this.
09:52It's like this.
09:53What a hell.
09:54It's like this.
09:55It's like this.
09:55It's like this.
09:55It's like this.
09:58It's like this, it's like this.
10:01It's like this.
10:03It's like this.
10:05I mean, what are you doing?
10:13It's like this.
10:15I do think they're like this.
10:15It's like this.
10:17It's like this, they're you.
10:23Take it down.
10:25Now.
10:46Thank you, sir.
10:47Thank you, brother.
10:51Genuinely a very, very big moment for me.
10:56Like across various shows, it was always my dream that I would come to the TV one day and I
11:01didn't think that you would come to the OTT one day.
11:11I genuinely love you so much, Archana Ma'am and Siddupa ji. I love you guys so much.
11:16Hey, God, if God closes one door, he opens 10 doors.
11:21Are you the door to see the doors?
11:23All of them are killing me, sir.
11:28Thank you, man.
11:35Yeah!
12:01Good evening and welcome to the Great Indian Couple Show.
12:11Please sit here.
12:17Who said I love you?
12:18I love you.
12:21I love you.
12:21I love you.
12:23I love you.
12:23I love you.
12:23Siddupa ji.
12:24Today, every person has a YouTube channel.
12:26You both know.
12:30You both know.
12:31You take a Facebook platform on Netflix, where people are watching.
12:35You both know.
12:35Then, the person makes their YouTube channel, I'm sure.
12:38I'm talking about myself.
12:40If you live in one house, if you live in a house,
12:43then your mother is different, your father is different, your children are different.
12:47And this time, I'm talking about you.
12:48I'm talking about you.
12:52I'll talk about you now.
12:54These people are helping us.
12:56As a dollar the place,
13:01they have all the right ê±°ë‚´ movement.
13:07And they've been a video.
13:10They've been keeping up.
13:11How about church?
13:13I'm doing a good job with my husband'sais.
13:15He's been homeless and he's working for their attitude.
13:17She gets liberated.
13:17But, she looks good at the end.
13:18So, he's running around.
13:18I don't think I'm going to get a little bit more than that.
13:21The girls are coming today with makeup tips.
13:24I'm so crazy.
13:25First of all, guys, you put a moisturizer.
13:28Put a little foundation, highlighter, blush, lip gloss.
13:33And finally, you have black eyeliner and magenta mascara.
13:36And your 9 makeup looks better.
13:429 makeup looks better.
13:43First of all, the 28 things on the nose.
13:46You are a girl.
13:47You are a girl.
13:47And you are a girl.
13:51The little girls of the small towns.
13:54They are also on YouTube.
13:56Hi, guys.
13:58Guys, you have all picked up like the house.
14:00Hi, guys.
14:02Please comment on their videos that you feel bad.
14:05Guys, you can't work on the grass.
14:10Guys, today I will tell you about backless blouse.
14:37I'm not a girl.
14:46foreign
15:12Who will give you money to your father?
15:16But this is the truth.
15:18Those talented people,
15:20from their work and their original content
15:22and from their own channel,
15:23they become a superstar.
15:24Today, the two of us are the stars.
15:27They call them on their channel.
15:30Please welcome Mr. Samirana
15:32and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
15:42undefined
15:42in the name of Amir.
15:54Welcome, welcome, welcome all of you.
15:56Oh, man.
15:58Welcome, welcome.
16:00Roman, Roman, Roman.
16:03Roman, Roman, Roman.
16:04Roman, Roman, Roman.
16:08What's the last thing?
16:09I love you.
16:10I love you.
16:12I love you.
16:16You can't remember them.
16:19You've got to search for the last year.
16:22You've got to search for the last year.
16:24They're searching for the same year.
16:26They didn't search for the same year.
16:32How did it feel like last year?
16:35It was a strange year.
16:37This whole studio, there are two people who are going to the Supreme Court.
16:41They are Hum and Sidhu Paji.
16:50That's why I wrote a share for you.
16:55Come on, come on.
16:58Don't be afraid of yourself.
17:02Don't be afraid of yourself.
17:03Don't be afraid of yourself.
17:06They will not leave a shamp from the fields.
17:12Don't let away the streets.
17:17If Mr. Paji, if he made a joke like this today,
17:25we will be a sport.
17:31I will be able to get out of my house.
17:32I think I will be lost in my house.
17:33Today, I will have some coaching from the bounce back.
17:37Last time Ranveer and Samir were 7,
17:39there was a case of police.
17:41Today, you will be able to get out of the cell.
17:44Will we drink coffee or will we drink anti-spitory bail?
17:51Did you see later in the video?
17:53I had a lot of episodes.
17:54I had a phone too.
17:55I had a phone too.
17:56I had a phone too.
17:57I said, why didn't the case happen?
18:00When my show was closed,
18:03I had a call for one day,
18:05that I had a call for you.
18:07Is it true?
18:09Is it true?
18:10I said, look, you are coming in the eyes.
18:12Let's move on.
18:14I told myself that I don't have any antriyam.
18:20But when you are famous,
18:22you can't even say anything.
18:23What?
18:24What?
18:28What?
18:28What?
18:39What?
18:44What?
18:47What?
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19:03What?
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20:00What?
20:30What?
20:35Oh
21:04I
21:05I
21:05Like a breath of fresh
21:07First of all, I would like to say that their heart is very clean.
21:10That's what people should know.
21:12No, don't you close your show and then leave your life.
21:17Then your heart will be clean.
21:20In the last year, our friends were very hard.
21:24I feel.
21:25It's like this.
21:25It's like this.
21:26It's like this.
21:27It's like this.
21:31What a mess.
21:32It's like this.
21:33It's like this.
21:37When it happens, it's like a little blood.
21:39It's like a blood pressure.
21:41When you have your set of comedy,
21:44you'll listen to your friends and your attorney.
21:47I'm going to be with a lawyer.
21:50You're sitting in the house,
21:52the whole theater broke.
21:56What a mess.
22:00Oh my God.
22:07I would like to talk to you about the venue first.
22:11Sorry about your venue.
22:12How many times?
22:13Three times.
22:14People have been here and they have been offended.
22:19You have been a great inspiration for all of us.
22:23Look at us, we have thought that people will laugh.
22:25Thank you, sir.
22:26Thank you, brother.
22:30Genuinely a very, very big moment for me.
22:32Honestly, I am watching you from childhood.
22:35Like across various shows.
22:36It was always my dream that I am on TV one day.
22:39I never thought that you will come to OTT one day.
22:49I genuinely love you so much, Alchana Maham and Siddupa ji.
22:53I love you guys so much.
22:54If God closes one door, you open ten doors.
23:00You are the ones who are watching.
23:00He is the only person who will kill the Attorney in the United States.
23:06All people who are hurting.
23:15Love you, sir.
23:17I love you, brother.
23:18You are absolutely brilliant.
23:23Super.
23:24Sir, you are a part of my whole childhood.
23:31I was watching you and Shekar sir, you were watching comedy circus.
23:35I followed every episode.
23:37Then I didn't even know what I wanted to say.
23:46Come and sit down. Come, come, please.
23:54You're too good, man.
23:55Genuinely, sir, I respect you both,
23:59but I do a little bit more than Ajna Ji,
24:01because he hasn't been out of zero.
24:11I think someone has killed me.
24:19I think they're bad things wrong.
24:25But when we both went to the police station,
24:27there was a lot of fans there, sir.
24:30Oh, my God.
24:30They were shooting their dialogue in the camera.
24:32He said, come, come, come, come.
24:39Oh, my God.
24:45Oh, my God.
24:45Oh, my God.
24:47Rindvi, tell me, how is the rear bicep?
24:50How is the rear bicep?
24:51When it started,
24:52the goal was to make a fitness channel.
24:55I thought that it was a cool name.
24:57Like in wrestling, people have seen names.
24:59Triple H, Stone Cold.
25:01I thought that they were cool.
25:04Over time, I mean,
25:06I didn't drink beer.
25:08Bicep is still a little bit.
25:10But the name was a little popular.
25:13So we've kept it.
25:14Do you have a liquor license for this?
25:16Or do you have to say that?
25:17No, no, no.
25:18It's a liquor license.
25:19When you've seen stand-up,
25:21you've seen a lot of jokes on your grandma.
25:25You've never said,
25:26you've never said that.
25:27You've never said that.
25:28Why are you hurting my family?
25:29Why are you hurting my family?
25:30Do you have jokes on your grandma?
25:31Are they true?
25:32Look, sir,
25:32if I'm a cowie,
25:34I'm a cowie.
25:36I'm a cowie.
25:36If I'm a singer,
25:37I'm a cowie.
25:39I'm a cowie.
25:40I'm a cowie.
25:42I'm a cowie.
25:42I'm a cowie.
25:43Well said.
25:44Well said.
25:45And I have some awareness.
25:47Like, my grandma had attacked
25:50once.
25:51And I was at home.
25:52And I didn't get the number of ambulance.
25:54I didn't get the number.
25:55Oh.
25:55Okay.
25:57You remember me?
25:59Tell me,
25:59Arsana,
26:00you remember the number of ambulance?
26:01100 is the only call there.
26:03That's the police?
26:04Yes.
26:05I didn't remember.
26:06Brother,
26:07I called 102.
26:08Who came here?
26:09Fire.
26:10Fire.
26:11Where was the fire?
26:12I said,
26:13I said,
26:14the fire will be in the morning.
26:15Oh!
26:24You guys have told me not about this,
26:27you know,
26:27they're doing a video.
26:28Yes.
26:29I've told my parents my parents.
26:35It's like my parents.
26:38It's a real story of the couple,
26:39oh,
26:39yeah.
26:40It's been a real story.
26:43My daddy's been a lot.
26:45He was bedridden in their final phase.
26:47But,
26:48we've seen the couple more.
26:49And,
26:50wherever they are,
26:51they're very happy today.
26:52a big big big day good evening and welcome to the great Indian couple show
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28:51with black eyeliner and you have a new makeup look.
28:57No makeup look.
29:12Alright, so let's get started.
29:12Hi guys! You guys, like you guys, you can see the black on the top.
29:20Guys, today I will tell you the backless blouses.
29:28?
29:32?
29:32?
29:32?
29:32?
29:32?
29:32?
29:32This person is using a paper.
29:35He is saying,
29:41he is using a paper tattoo.
29:47It's a different channel of knowledge.
29:50He works a little.
29:53His expression is Aarun Gowil and Alok Nath.
29:56He is a small person with a mouth.
29:59He is saying,
29:59I will give a a little bit of advice.
30:00I will tell you,
30:02the truth is the truth.
30:05The truth is the truth.
30:06It's all about living.
30:07It's a life of four days.
30:09She says,
30:10A life of four days.
30:11A life of four days.
30:11I'm saying,
30:11my mother will give me 25 days.
30:14And she will give me 4 days.
30:18But she will give me some people
30:18doing a lot of traveling.
30:21Now,
30:21you have to bring your bag
30:22and get out of your bag,
30:22and make it happen.
30:23A beautiful world is waiting for you.
30:26Someone is commenting.
30:27Who will make it go?
30:28Who will make it go?
30:29I don't know what the hell is going on, but the truth is, the people who are talented
30:35are from their work, from their original content and from their own channel, they become
30:39a superstar. Today, the two of us are the stars of their channel. Please welcome
30:46Mr. Samirana and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
31:09Welcome! Welcome! Welcome! Welcome! Welcome!
31:17Welcome! Welcome!
31:23What a story! What a story!
31:25How do you love yourself?
31:27I am happy that we are out of jail.
31:33You all know exactly what you have to know.
31:35In the last year, the people who have been searching for the celebrities.
31:42The people who are searching for the internet, the police have been searching for the people.
31:48What did you feel like last year? How did it go?
31:51It was a strange year. This whole studio has two people who went to Supreme Court.
31:57Go to Supreme Court.
31:59What is that?
32:06It's hard to say that.
32:07That's why I wrote a story.
32:09Okay, wow!
32:11Right, come on, come on.
32:32Oh
32:42No, no.
32:44No, no.
32:44No, no.
32:46I feel like I'm lost at home.
32:49Today, you will have some coaching with me.
32:51How do you bounce back?
32:52Last time Ranveer and Samir were 7.
32:55There was a police case.
32:57So, today, you will be together again.
32:59We will drink coffee or we will drink anti-spitry bail.
33:06You were watching late and fast.
33:08I've had many episodes.
33:09I've also had a phone too.
33:10I've had a phone call.
33:11I've had a phone call.
33:12I've had a phone call.
33:13I said, why didn't the case happen?
33:15And, when the show was closed,
33:18I called a call on a day before,
33:21saying something bad with you.
33:23Is it true or not?
33:25I said, you look,
33:26you're looking at some of the eyes and move on.
33:29So, I'm telling you about my experience.
33:31I don't have any antiriyami.
33:34You will be famous.
33:36But when you're famous,
33:37you can't say anything.
33:38You can't say anything.
33:43What?
33:46What?
33:54What?
33:55What?
33:58What?
33:58What?
34:00What is a family-friendly zone?
34:03What?
34:03What is your family-friendly zone?
34:05What?
34:17What?
34:19When the show closed, who had to call who? What happened to you?
34:24I had to call him a lawyer before.
34:28And his phone didn't get hurt.
34:30Where did you call him?
34:32My brother came here in an audience and I went to his house.
34:38He's here for acting.
34:39So, the person who gave up his job is the only job.
34:43The person who gave up his job is the only job.
34:44I didn't have an idea.
34:46I didn't have an idea.
34:47One day, a few hours left.
34:48When I came here, I said, come here.
34:50Then I knew that everything was happening.
34:52So, when you saw this clip, you said, come on, come on.
34:57It was the idea of leaving my house.
35:01After this controversy, do you have a phone to do more shows?
35:05Do you have a phone to do live shows?
35:06Or do you have a phone to do the first books?
35:08Do you have an advance?
35:10Do you have an advance?
35:10The phone is very good, sir.
35:11But today, to do comedy is very difficult.
35:14Do you know?
35:19Sir, how do you do this?
35:21I don't know.
35:22I mean, at that time, genuinely, the first call came to Kapil sir.
35:25Now, I don't know if it was the price or the price.
35:28What did he say?
35:29Whatever your good time is going on,
35:31your bad time is going on.
35:33It's going on.
35:49What did you do?
35:52I don't know.
35:54I don't know.
35:55I mean, this is not going to be too late.
35:56I don't know.
35:58I don't know.
35:58I don't know.
36:00I don't know.
36:01You haven't been on this.
36:02I don't know.
36:03I don't know.
36:03When I came in 2004 or 2005,
36:042007.
36:06As I thought in 2007,
36:08this girl is the same.
36:09Oh!
36:10I love you!
36:11It's fun!
36:12It's fun!
36:13It's fun!
36:14It's fun!
36:14It's been a compliment for you.
36:20It's wonderful!
36:22It's like a breath of freshness.
36:23First, I would like to tell you
36:24that their heart is very clean.
36:26That's what people should know.
36:28If not, you can close the show
36:29and then leave your life.
36:33Your heart will be clean.
36:36In the last year,
36:37our friends are very strong.
36:39I feel.
36:40That's how I feel.
36:41That's how I feel.
36:42That's how I feel.
36:43That's how I feel.
36:46What a joke, son!
36:48That's how I feel, friends.
36:49I feel the same.
36:52I feel the same.
36:53When there's a thing,
36:53a man has a little blood
36:54that has a charge of food.
36:57When you prepare your comedy set,
36:59you listen to your friends
37:01and you're not a person.
37:02I feel the same.
37:04with a genuine lawyer.
37:05You were sitting in the bagel
37:07and you broke the entire theater.
37:11Sir, you just said this.
37:12You have a comedy theatre
37:14from Habitat Nanse.
37:15I'm very interested in them.
37:16They're very interested in the next week
37:17that they've got a call.
37:18We're going to the venue.
37:19Oh my God.
37:22I would like to talk to you about the venue first.
37:25First, I'm sorry about your venue.
37:28How many times?
37:29Sir, three times.
37:30People came to the joke and took off the joke,
37:32but now they don't have to talk about it.
37:34Honestly, you have been great inspiration for all of us.
37:38You have been watching us and watching our minds
37:40that we are laughing.
37:41Thank you, sir.
37:41Thank you, brother.
37:45Genuinely, a very, very big moment for me.
37:48Honestly, I'm watching you from childhood,
37:51like across various shows.
37:52It was always my dream
37:53that I would come to the TV one day.
37:55I never thought you would come to OTT one day.
38:04I genuinely love you so much,
38:07Arsana Ma'am and Siddupa Ji.
38:09I love you guys so much.
38:10God, if you close one door,
38:13you open ten doors.
38:15You are the ones who are watching.
38:28I love you, sir.
38:31I love you, sir.
38:32I love you guys.
38:34You are absolutely brilliant.
38:39Super.
38:39Sir,
38:41you are a part of my whole childhood.
38:46You were watching you,
38:48and Shakers,
38:49and in the Comedy Circus.
38:51I followed every episode.
38:53I didn't even know what I wanted to say.
38:54What are you doing?
39:02Come and sit and talk. Come, come, please.
39:10You're good, man.
39:11Genuinely, sir.
39:13I respect you both.
39:14But Achna ji, I do a little bit more.
39:17Because he has never gone to zero.
39:28You're not alone.
39:29This is not alone.
39:33If someone's killed, you'll have to come to me.
39:35I was doing their batting.
39:40But, while we were in the police station,
39:43there are many fans of Siddupa ji.
39:46They were killed in the camera.
39:48He said that, break up, break up.
39:58Oh my God!
40:00Oh my God!
40:01Oh my God!
40:01Oh my God!
40:03Anvil, tell me, how did your bicep come?
40:06When it started, the goal was to make a fitness channel.
40:11I thought it was a cool name.
40:12Like in wrestling, people's names.
40:14Triple H, Stone Cold.
40:16I thought that they would keep something cool.
40:19But over time, I mean,
40:22I didn't drink beer.
40:22I didn't drink beer.
40:23The bicep is still here.
40:26But the name is a little popular.
40:28So we've kept it.
40:29Do you have a liquor license for this?
40:32No, no, no.
40:34In the time that you've seen stand-up,
40:37this is a big joke on your grandma.
40:40My grandma has never said
40:42why are you losing my family?
40:45Do you have a joke on your grandma?
40:46Do you have a joke on your grandma?
40:47Look, sir, if I've been a movie,
40:49I've written a song in my grandma's memory.
40:51If I'm a singer,
40:53I've written a song in my grandma's memory.
40:55If I'm a comedian,
40:56I can write a joke in my grandma's memory.
40:58Well said, well said.
41:01And I've added awareness,
41:03like my grandma and my grandma
41:05attacked once,
41:06and I was at home alone.
41:08And I didn't remember the ambulance.
41:09I didn't remember the number.
41:10Okay?
41:12Do you remember me?
41:14Tell me,
41:15you remember the ambulance number?
41:16100 is the only call right now.
41:18That's the police?
41:19Yes.
41:21I didn't remember.
41:22Brother, I called 102.
41:23Who came?
41:24Fire.
41:26Where did the fire go?
41:28I said,
41:29I said,
41:29the fire will be in the morning.
41:40This is a movie which devient you and the boyfriend's family.
41:44Oh.
41:44Oh.
41:47Oh.
41:50Oh.
41:53Oh, oh.
41:54Oh, oh.
41:54Oh, oh.
41:55Yeah, oh.
41:59Oh, oh.
41:59Oh, oh.
41:59Oh, oh.
42:00Oh, oh.
42:00They were bedridden in their final phase, but they watched Kapil Sharma's show a lot.
42:05So wherever they are, they are very happy today.
42:07Thank you, thank you.
42:08Big, big day.
42:11Kamae, you're an amazing comedian.
42:14So who do you think in India is the best stand-up comedian?
42:19Stand-up.
42:21In this case,
42:22there is no doubt about India's best comedian.
42:26I don't want to say India's world is right here, Kapil Sharma.
42:29I don't want to say that.
42:30I don't want to say that.
42:30I don't want to say that.
42:33It's really difficult to say that.
42:36I don't know how he does it.
42:38I mean, every week, a show, a episode, I don't know how many thousands of episodes you've done, sir.
42:44It is unbelievable.
42:46It's here a legend.
42:49Oh, lovely.
42:51This is what people do.
42:53When they give you love,
42:54you have confidence.
42:56And what is normally happening?
42:58Sometimes we make a script,
42:59sometimes they don't have a script,
43:00sometimes they don't.
43:01But people,
43:03seeing you applause,
43:04and seeing you,
43:05they say,
43:06no, you do.
43:07We are with you.
43:08And this is your love.
43:25Your love is not real.
43:26He's not telling you about theエンジ learn how to play.
43:31I'm telling you,
43:32He's telling you about the success.
43:35You're telling me about the friendship.
43:37I really tell you about…
43:38Look at the friendship.
43:38I think that you're telling me about the friendship.
43:39very good. It's good. It's a shock. It's a shock. It's a shock. It's a shock. Our shock
43:46became our profession. Our brand and butter became our brand and butter. And it's a jam
43:50too. It's a jam. It's a jam. It's a jam. I think it's a big blessing. It's a great
43:57blessing to you. You feel good to do it. We're still with people when we don't get money.
44:02So I think that you keep doing your work with your heart. Then the rest of the things
44:05are coming. So I think it's a blessing. I've seen many films and actors who have watched
44:11our show. I feel like it's true or a dream. It's a life. It's a life. Everything
44:19is true. I'm sure I'm going to run a little less than my brother. I'm not talking about
44:22the death. It's a blessing to you. Absolutely.
44:38And what are we talking about today?
44:40We can talk about death and death.
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