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00:00:00Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
00:00:02Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life. Come on.
00:00:07Surprise!
00:00:11Tim?
00:00:13Tanya, what the hell?
00:00:15What are you doing here, Lily?
00:00:17Tanya, you're my best friend. How could you do this?
00:00:19We both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:00:31What are you doing?
00:00:32I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright!
00:00:42You are gonna throw away, what, our entire relationship?
00:00:45Because we didn't match on some stupid dating app!
00:00:49Our app?
00:00:51We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is to have simply confirmed the fear of what
00:00:57you've become.
00:01:01What?
00:01:02Oh, I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:01:17Ah.
00:01:35You see me?
00:01:46Break up?
00:01:55Yep.
00:01:57My girlfriend, well, ex-girlfriend, tried to hit me in the head with a golf club.
00:02:06My boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, who's sleeping with my best friend.
00:02:11Ouch.
00:02:14How about I buy us a drink, and you can tell me about it.
00:02:20Okay.
00:02:23That's all that says is an invitation for something more.
00:02:26Oh.
00:02:27Of course not.
00:02:28I would never take advantage.
00:02:32Ma'am, I'll have two more of whatever she was having.
00:02:43It's a heartbreak.
00:02:46Finding true love.
00:02:54It's a heartbreak.
00:02:59Finding true love.
00:03:05finding true love.
00:03:05Mmm.
00:03:05What?
00:03:21I have been around to for about two years in this week.
00:03:22I need to walk away from the delivery.
00:03:23What?
00:03:23Oh, my God!
00:03:24I'm not even a son.
00:03:26I know.
00:03:28If you're my son.
00:03:31Who's a leader, my son.
00:03:31Have a fun here.
00:03:32What do you say?
00:03:33What does he do?
00:04:34Who's there?
00:04:37I hope you don't mind.
00:04:39I raided your fridge.
00:04:41Oh, you didn't have to...
00:04:49Um...
00:04:49We didn't...
00:04:51You know...
00:04:52With all due respect, I wouldn't have sex with anyone who was as drunk as either of us last night.
00:05:00Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
00:05:02Oh, thank God.
00:05:05Not that I wouldn't want...
00:05:06I mean, you're very...
00:05:10You're a very attractive man.
00:05:11I'm Mr...
00:05:14Mr...
00:05:15Right.
00:05:16Right.
00:05:18Jake.
00:05:19Right, how could I forget?
00:05:21You put my name in your phone as Mr. Right.
00:05:25Your idea, not mine.
00:05:34I almost forgot.
00:05:35You put my name in your phone.
00:05:37Yeah.
00:05:37Yeah.
00:05:38Yeah.
00:05:38Yeah.
00:05:39Yeah.
00:05:40Yeah.
00:05:40Yeah.
00:05:51Yeah.
00:05:55Yeah.
00:06:01Yeah.
00:06:02I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
00:06:05And I said you felt the same.
00:06:07Sorry, I get a little flirty when I'm drunk.
00:06:14Oh, and I'll mind it one bit.
00:06:17By the way, there's a new dating app that just came out
00:06:20called Love Sweat.
00:06:21Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
00:06:23OK, well, this one's a bit.
00:06:24Especially that one.
00:06:25I mean, even the name, it just, you know.
00:06:28Oh, well, I hope you can give it a shot.
00:06:32Because I think you deserve to find real love.
00:06:57I didn't press charges.
00:06:59Because you love me?
00:07:01I care for you.
00:07:03But no, I don't love you.
00:07:05We created an incredible app.
00:07:08Love Swipe's going to make a lot of people very happy.
00:07:12Take care, Elise.
00:07:16Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
00:07:21Once I'm finished, you'll be mine forever.
00:07:27All mine.
00:07:37What do you want, Tanya?
00:07:39Can we please just talk?
00:07:42I want my best friend back.
00:07:45We're too damn bad.
00:07:46I don't want to hear it.
00:07:47Now, please, can you go?
00:07:49Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you,
00:07:51and you're not being reasonable.
00:07:53Reasonable?
00:07:55Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend,
00:07:58and you're telling me to be reasonable?
00:08:05Lily, stop.
00:08:06Lily, stop.
00:08:08Stop.
00:08:09I love you, and I know you don't want to hear this,
00:08:11but there is somebody out there for you.
00:08:14It's okay.
00:08:15Hey.
00:08:16Hey.
00:08:17Lily.
00:08:19Lily, I want you to be in love, and I want you to be happy,
00:08:24but...
00:08:27What is that?
00:08:40That jerk, he lied to me.
00:08:58Love Swipe uses a unique approach,
00:09:02with potential for true love guaranteed on every match,
00:09:06and recognized love on the seventh date.
00:09:08So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
00:09:13That's right.
00:09:14And with restrained, tasteful marketing,
00:09:17like you brilliant people execute every single day,
00:09:19everyone will be guaranteed true love.
00:09:22Love Swipe.
00:09:23That's perfect.
00:09:25Thank you for your time,
00:09:26and I think this is the beginning of a very fruitful
00:09:28business relationship.
00:09:38How are the eggs?
00:09:40You fucking date-wrapped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:45You fucking date-wrapped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:50I never want to see you again!
00:09:58I need a drink.
00:10:01Mr. Wright,
00:10:02you're going to be a very rich man.
00:10:05Your life is about to change, sir.
00:10:24And just like that,
00:10:26I'll be able to manipulate Love Swipe.
00:10:31I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
00:10:34And then you'll come crawling back.
00:10:37But just in case...
00:10:39Dustin, how's it going in there?
00:10:41All set, boss.
00:10:42Cameras in every room.
00:10:46Perfect.
00:10:47It's time for the contingency.
00:10:57The last three years of my life have led to this.
00:11:03I'm going to make the world fall in love,
00:11:05and I'm finally going to meet the woman of my dreams.
00:11:09Here's to you, gorgeous whoever you are.
00:11:24I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
00:11:27I'm just a girl hanging out with her best friend and her ex-boyfriend who cheated on her.
00:11:31Life's a dream.
00:11:33Lily, I'm telling you, you need to download Love Swipe.
00:11:36She's right, Lily.
00:11:37This app is different.
00:11:39Are you even listening to yourself?
00:11:40You downloaded a dating app while you were in a relationship.
00:11:43Lily, one day you're going to look back at this.
00:11:45No!
00:11:46If either of you says one more word about that stupid app,
00:11:48I swear I'm going to scream.
00:11:54Lily, this is serendipity.
00:11:56What is?
00:11:57Love Swipe.
00:11:58It just released a new update.
00:11:59Oh my god.
00:12:00Are you serious right now?
00:12:02You're trying it.
00:12:03No the hell I'm not.
00:12:04Give me that back.
00:12:06You'll thank me later when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
00:12:11Fine.
00:12:12Fine.
00:12:13I'll try your stupid app just to prove that both of you were horrible people and I'll never forgive you.
00:12:20No way.
00:12:31You can't pee.
00:12:34Well, the app doesn't lie.
00:12:37I'm coming for you, beautiful.
00:12:41This is the guy who date raped me.
00:12:43What?
00:12:44Here's the plan.
00:12:45So you go on the first date and the moment he lies about what he did, you stalk him, okay?
00:12:51I do like the idea of kicking Mr. Wright's butt.
00:12:57Dustin, find out everything you can.
00:13:03I am going to bring you two together.
00:13:07Then I'm going to tear you apart.
00:13:14Meet for breakfast at the restaurant.
00:13:29What?
00:13:38What the hell?
00:13:44Billy, you idiot!
00:13:53Hey, I don't know what you heard or saw, but I would never, ever...
00:13:58I'm so, so sorry.
00:13:59I...
00:14:00Let's just say I know you didn't do what I thought you did.
00:14:06I'm a man of my word, Lily.
00:14:08You should know that.
00:14:09I'm really glad you came.
00:14:12Shall we?
00:14:23Okay, come on.
00:14:25I'll get you.
00:14:30Well done, Dustin.
00:14:33She's a girl with a tragic past.
00:14:35This may be over quicker than I thought.
00:14:43Let the games begin.
00:14:45Let the games begin.
00:14:45Let's go.
00:14:49Share a secret from your childhood.
00:14:53May I?
00:14:55Sure.
00:14:56Okay.
00:14:58When I was nine, I drank three of those little cartons of milk that they give you at lunch
00:15:04at school, and I really had to go to the bathroom.
00:15:06So I raised my hand, but the teacher won't let me go.
00:15:10So I just make a run for it.
00:15:12When, uh...
00:15:15You beat yourself?
00:15:17Oh, I wish.
00:15:19I wish.
00:15:20That's the day I found out that I'm lactose intolerant.
00:15:23Oh, no.
00:15:24Yep.
00:15:25So every single step I take, it's like...
00:15:29Well, everything exploded out of me.
00:15:31And I cried a lot.
00:15:33It was the saddest day of my own life.
00:15:38Oh, Jake, I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:15:40It's okay.
00:15:42I'm not sure if I can beat that, but let me try.
00:15:47Ask about her sister, Doreen.
00:15:50I got it.
00:15:51When I was 13...
00:15:52Oh.
00:15:53It wants me to ask you about your sister.
00:15:56My sister?
00:15:57Hmm?
00:15:58Camilla? She's not a part of the story.
00:15:59No, I'm not Camilla.
00:16:00Doreen.
00:16:05I'm so sorry.
00:16:09I have to go.
00:16:22It's like taking candy from a baby.
00:16:36I should have never listened to Tanya.
00:16:40What was I thinking?
00:16:48Looks like it's over before it even started.
00:16:55What is he doing here?
00:16:58Lily, it's me.
00:17:00Go away, Jake.
00:17:02Just leave me alone, please.
00:17:04I don't know what happened back there, but I promise I didn't mean-
00:17:08This whole thing is so stupid.
00:17:09I hate dating apps.
00:17:11They don't work and you just get hurt.
00:17:14I mean, I think we should give the app another shot.
00:17:17If we just-
00:17:17Why do you care so much about this stupid app?
00:17:24Because I created it and I'm falling in love with you.
00:17:31What did you say?
00:17:33I said I believe in love, but I also believe in respecting women's feelings.
00:17:39I'm sorry.
00:17:51No.
00:17:52No.
00:18:00My sister, Doreen, and I were really close.
00:18:08One day, when we were little, I slipped and fell in the pool.
00:18:15And she jumped in to save me.
00:18:20But I couldn't save her.
00:18:26I've never told anyone but my family that.
00:18:36I'm so sorry.
00:18:41I've never had any siblings.
00:18:44I've never had any siblings.
00:18:45But I had a younger cousin.
00:18:47And two months before he turned 11.
00:18:51And he got diagnosed with her.
00:18:57He didn't make it to his birthday.
00:19:00I'm so sorry that happened to you, Jake.
00:19:10For sharing your past with me.
00:19:16For listening to mine.
00:19:30No.
00:19:42Let's see how they handle date number two.
00:19:50All right.
00:19:51Let's go and warm up those bodies.
00:19:53Getting the body moving.
00:19:54Feeling good.
00:19:56Wait.
00:19:57Are you?
00:19:59Are you promoting the app?
00:20:04Am I on camera?
00:20:06No.
00:20:07I'm just a guy on a date.
00:20:10What are you talking about, Jake?
00:20:12I don't know.
00:20:13I've never met this woman in my life.
00:20:15Oh, come on.
00:20:16You're the love swipe guy.
00:20:20Love swipe guy?
00:20:22What have you got to do with the app?
00:20:24Absolutely nothing.
00:20:25At all.
00:20:25What?
00:20:26No, you're the bi-
00:20:32Gosh, I'm so sorry.
00:20:33I totally had the wrong person.
00:20:37Let's dance.
00:20:38You think you can handle that?
00:20:39Um, yeah.
00:20:41Oh, yeah.
00:20:42Hear me.
00:20:42This is it.
00:20:44You're being stiff.
00:20:46See?
00:20:46Oh, I'm kind of better than you.
00:20:47I don't think you are.
00:20:49Yeah.
00:20:50Uh-oh.
00:20:51You're doing it wrong.
00:20:51Open up.
00:20:52Come in.
00:20:52Okay, so...
00:20:54I'm just...
00:20:54Oh, oh...
00:20:56Oh-oh.
00:20:58Oh-oh.
00:21:18Oh-oh.
00:21:21Let's see you squeeze out of the truth in date number three.
00:21:32Admit your greatest failure.
00:21:37You're gonna think I'm a loser.
00:21:40I would never.
00:21:43Okay. Here it goes.
00:21:46I dropped out of law school.
00:21:49I was really good at it but this one summer I took this internship at this huge law firm and
00:21:54they were horrible to me.
00:22:00I never went back to school that fall.
00:22:03I gave up on my dream because I didn't want to end up like that.
00:22:09Well I think that you should try again. I bet you'd be good at it.
00:22:13And I think you'd look pretty good in a power pants suit.
00:22:19What about you?
00:22:23Oh.
00:22:24You know I...
00:22:26I was just fired.
00:22:28Rather dramatically from a major social media company.
00:22:33Right as I was getting huge.
00:22:36So yeah.
00:22:38So you work in tech?
00:22:40Yeah.
00:22:41Yep.
00:22:42I work in tech.
00:22:45Why did you want to become a lawyer?
00:22:48Ask Jake what he does for a living.
00:22:50What do you do for a living?
00:22:53I told you I'm in tech.
00:22:55Okay, but what does that mean?
00:22:57Tell the truth.
00:23:00I work in a...
00:23:08For a startup.
00:23:09Very secret startup.
00:23:12Unfortunately, I wish I could say more but I signed an NDA so I just...
00:23:17I totally understand.
00:23:20Can you promise me something?
00:23:24Don't ever lie to me.
00:23:26Please.
00:23:28I promise.
00:23:31What is happening?
00:23:33Why don't I have cameras in the restaurant?
00:23:35What?
00:23:37I need to see Jake get what's coming to him.
00:23:39Maybe a little pain is more.
00:23:41Dustin, you're up.
00:23:45Alright you two.
00:23:46I'm Master Allison and I'll be instructing you today.
00:23:50First things first, we're gonna get a feel for your training level.
00:23:53Let's do you first, doll.
00:23:55Your name's Lily.
00:23:57Okay.
00:23:58Lily doll.
00:23:58Let's see what you got.
00:24:00Do some one-two combos.
00:24:01Let's stuff them in.
00:24:04Yeah, alright.
00:24:05A little harder, let's go.
00:24:07Alright, yeah, you can do it a little harder.
00:24:08Boom, boom.
00:24:09Good.
00:24:10Good job.
00:24:10Alright, next we're gonna test your reflexes.
00:24:13Hey!
00:24:14That's enough!
00:24:17You okay?
00:24:18Yeah, fine.
00:24:19Just...
00:24:19There's something I should probably tell you.
00:24:21Alright, next.
00:24:21Bud.
00:24:22Come in.
00:24:23Say, ain't you that CEO tech guy?
00:24:28Uh...
00:24:28No.
00:24:29Not me.
00:24:30Yeah, your sexy ex-girlfriend beat your ass.
00:24:34What...
00:24:34What's he talking about, Jake?
00:24:36I don't know.
00:24:37But this guy needs to learn some manners.
00:24:43Jake!
00:24:44I promise you, you don't need to do this.
00:24:47Nobody hits my girl and gets away with it.
00:24:49I'm your girl?
00:24:51Maybe.
00:24:56Ugh!
00:25:01You good?
00:25:02Yeah.
00:25:03I'm sorry.
00:25:04I can't protect you.
00:25:06Is this guy's deal?
00:25:08I don't know, but...
00:25:09Just stay here for a minute.
00:25:11There's something I need to show you.
00:25:12Hey, Lily, wait.
00:25:13He's crazy!
00:25:20That was amazing.
00:25:21Okay.
00:25:22I've been training for years.
00:25:24It's really sweet you tried to protect me, but...
00:25:26Next time...
00:25:28Ask if I need help.
00:25:48Let's get out of here.
00:25:53Date number four.
00:25:57Ugh.
00:26:00Where's your bathroom?
00:26:02It's just...
00:26:03Right there.
00:26:13You know, you didn't have to...
00:26:15Bring me home.
00:26:17I can't believe you didn't tell me you're a trained fighter.
00:26:20There's a lot of things I've told you.
00:26:25And a lot of things I want to show you.
00:26:27Oh yeah?
00:26:29Like what?
00:26:49Come here and I'll show you.
00:26:51Come here and I'll show you.
00:27:15You see, Patrick?
00:27:21I...
00:27:28You have the most beautiful body I've ever seen.
00:27:43It's yours.
00:27:47You can touch me.
00:28:01Hold on. Hold on a second.
00:28:03It's okay.
00:28:04I want to.
00:28:07Please stop.
00:28:12What's wrong?
00:28:13I want you so much.
00:28:19I have to wait for the app.
00:28:22We have to wait for the app.
00:28:25Are you kidding?
00:28:26Screw that stupid app.
00:28:27I know.
00:28:31The app isn't stupid.
00:28:34I'm sorry.
00:28:35I really...
00:28:36I just think we should wait.
00:28:41Okay.
00:28:45Fine.
00:28:46I guess I'll see you at our next date.
00:28:58Oh, that was too damn close for comfort.
00:29:03I've got to take things up a notch.
00:29:08It's time for the contingency.
00:29:25What the hell?
00:29:29Where is she?
00:29:31What are you talking about?
00:29:33Lily, what are you doing?
00:29:35Don't even try to stop me.
00:29:36Lily, please.
00:29:38Just tell me where she is.
00:29:39Okay?
00:29:40Don't lie to me.
00:29:41We'll end things right here.
00:29:42I won't even be mad.
00:29:42I just need you to be honest with me, okay?
00:29:44I don't know what you're talking about.
00:29:46I'm not an idiot, Jake.
00:29:48I've been cheated on before.
00:29:49Tell me where she is.
00:29:50There's no one here.
00:29:51Who are you talking about?
00:29:52I'll show you who I'm talking about.
00:30:02It was just here.
00:30:04What are you talking about?
00:30:06I got an email with nudes of some woman in your apartment, and they weren't selfies, so
00:30:10I know that you took them.
00:30:12I'm sorry, but there is no woman, naked or clothed, in here.
00:30:20You are the only person I want naked in my apartment, Lily.
00:30:24Really?
00:30:25I swear it.
00:30:27I'm sorry.
00:30:29I swear I'm not crazy.
00:30:30I just...
00:30:31I can't go through that again.
00:30:33You won't have to.
00:30:38I promise.
00:30:47What are you doing?
00:30:49I changed my mind.
00:30:52I want you.
00:30:54Right now.
00:31:31Take...
00:31:32Stop.
00:31:36I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just, I really want to, it's just, I'm still shaken up by those photos.
00:31:48And you know what, Bob's vibe is working.
00:31:53I think we should wait.
00:31:55Okay, yeah.
00:31:58We can wait.
00:32:00I would never want to pressure you.
00:32:03I promise.
00:32:09As soon as love's vibe gives us permission, you can have me.
00:32:16All of me.
00:32:45Oh no.
00:32:49So he's definitely not a...
00:32:50A date rapist?
00:32:51No, he, I found the condom the next morning.
00:32:54He's a perfect gentleman who slept on the couch and made me eggs.
00:32:57You're sure you trust this guy?
00:33:00Not that you'd know anything about trust, but yeah, yeah, I do.
00:33:05What does he do for work?
00:33:07He's intact.
00:33:10Why are you guys acting so weird?
00:33:12There, there's something we need to tell you about, Jake.
00:33:14Something you may not want to hear.
00:33:17What do you mean?
00:33:21I wasn't originally talking about...
00:33:23I'm so...
00:33:24Yeah, you're being an ass, right?
00:33:25No, that's fine.
00:33:26Exceeds small.
00:33:32Are you sure you're alright?
00:33:34I'm fine.
00:33:37Ask Jake about his work.
00:33:39Finally, I can see what's happening.
00:33:42Now that I've planted Jake's work history,
00:33:45I should push him to tell the truth,
00:33:47and then he'll be mine again.
00:33:49My friends didn't call him yet.
00:33:51You mean those two?
00:33:54Who are in disguise every single time we come here.
00:33:56They, yeah, didn't they cheat on you behind your back?
00:34:01Only because of that stupid app.
00:34:03Okay, can we not blame the app?
00:34:12Jake Wright, you're a 30 under 30.
00:34:18What do you do for work?
00:34:20I'm in tech.
00:34:22I told you.
00:34:24My friends,
00:34:26they received an envelope with documents
00:34:29saying that you're an app developer.
00:34:35What kind of apps do you develop?
00:34:36Please don't let him...
00:34:39Okay.
00:34:41I'm gonna tell you,
00:34:43but that's because I trust you,
00:34:45and you have to promise
00:34:46not to tell anyone else, okay?
00:34:49Okay, I promise.
00:34:50I swear I won't tell anybody.
00:34:54I'm, uh...
00:34:57I started a...
00:35:03I started an app,
00:35:05and I'm looking for investors,
00:35:08and I'm just a poor app developer
00:35:11looking for backing.
00:35:14I'm sorry.
00:35:15Do you believe me?
00:35:18Of course I believe you.
00:35:20Just...
00:35:21Thank you for being honest with me.
00:35:30Oh, she wants honesty!
00:35:35Or she's gonna get it.
00:35:51What kind of poor are we talking?
00:35:52Like, your parents pay your rent,
00:35:55or you're still a rich tech guy,
00:35:57but just not as rich as a super rich tech guy?
00:35:59All I can say is
00:36:01if this app takes off,
00:36:03I'm not gonna need to worry about money.
00:36:06You got this.
00:36:09Okay.
00:36:11Lie detector test tomorrow.
00:36:13That's so crazy.
00:36:14It's almost like it's listening to our conversation.
00:36:16Actually,
00:36:17it's perceived intuition is
00:36:19machine learning
00:36:20from thorough scraping
00:36:22of social media platforms.
00:36:25How do you know that?
00:36:28Just a guess.
00:36:29Pretty sure other apps he's in.
00:36:31Well,
00:36:31I'm not scared of some lie detector test.
00:36:33There's nothing
00:36:34I wouldn't tell you.
00:36:38Do you feel the same?
00:36:40Yeah.
00:36:41Actually,
00:36:42there's somewhere
00:36:43I gotta be.
00:36:44We should get out of here.
00:36:49I've got you right where I want you,
00:36:51Lily Niblock.
00:36:53Prepare.
00:36:53For heartbreak.
00:36:56So,
00:36:57how does this work again?
00:36:59The machine analyzes our answers
00:37:01and makes little TV show noises.
00:37:05Nervous,
00:37:06but excited.
00:37:08That's it, true.
00:37:10So, you ready?
00:37:11Yeah, absolutely.
00:37:14Jake, are you sure?
00:37:16Yes, I'm sure.
00:37:19Ask about his job.
00:37:23So,
00:37:24Jake,
00:37:25are you an app developer?
00:37:26Yes.
00:37:30What kind of apps do you develop?
00:37:34Two apps for
00:37:36statistical analysis
00:37:38and one for
00:37:39social media scrubbing.
00:37:41Social media scrubbing,
00:37:43like our dating app?
00:37:45Yep, just like that.
00:37:48Have you developed
00:37:49any other apps?
00:37:52Well,
00:37:53um...
00:37:54Are you okay?
00:37:57Yeah,
00:37:58yep.
00:38:03There isn't anything
00:38:05you could tell me
00:38:05I wouldn't understand.
00:38:08I'm falling for you
00:38:11and I trust you, okay?
00:38:14Okay.
00:38:23Okay.
00:38:26Have you developed
00:38:27any other apps?
00:38:29Have you developed
00:38:30any other apps?
00:38:34Nope.
00:38:39Why are you lying to me?
00:38:41I'm...
00:38:41I'm not.
00:38:42I'm not.
00:38:42I swear.
00:38:43I swear.
00:38:46Lily,
00:38:46do you trust me?
00:38:48I think so.
00:38:50And are you
00:38:51attracted to me?
00:38:53Yes.
00:38:55And are you ready
00:38:56to find true love?
00:38:58I...
00:38:59Yes.
00:39:01I'm ready
00:39:02to find love.
00:39:04Are you sure?
00:39:06Yes, I'm sure.
00:39:08Lily, what's...
00:39:09What's going on?
00:39:10You said that you were
00:39:11ready for the real thing.
00:39:12Jake, I promise,
00:39:13I am ready
00:39:14for the real thing.
00:39:18Sorry, that's...
00:39:19No, you said that
00:39:20you were ready
00:39:20for real love.
00:39:23I'm sorry.
00:39:27I'm sorry.
00:39:47I'm sorry.
00:39:49Please?
00:39:50What are you doing here?
00:39:52I just wanted to talk
00:39:53with you about the app.
00:39:56Yeah.
00:40:07So,
00:40:09what's wrong
00:40:10with the app?
00:40:10Oh, no.
00:40:12Nothing.
00:40:13That's actually
00:40:14what I wanted
00:40:14to talk to you about.
00:40:18I...
00:40:18I was really
00:40:20hurting
00:40:21after we broke up.
00:40:23So,
00:40:24after a day or so,
00:40:26I downloaded the app
00:40:28and
00:40:28I matched with someone
00:40:31and
00:40:32Jake,
00:40:34you were right.
00:40:36What do you mean?
00:40:36I mean,
00:40:38I met someone,
00:40:39Jake.
00:40:40The app works
00:40:41and I'm proof.
00:40:43I mean,
00:40:43we are talking
00:40:44about getting married.
00:40:47Great.
00:40:48Well,
00:40:48I'm happy for you.
00:40:51Well,
00:40:52what about you?
00:40:54Have you
00:40:54matched with anyone?
00:40:56Uh,
00:40:57yeah.
00:40:59Yeah?
00:40:59Okay.
00:41:00Tell me about her.
00:41:02Is she pretty?
00:41:04Honestly,
00:41:05it's...
00:41:07Things aren't going that well.
00:41:10Well,
00:41:12you don't...
00:41:13You're not trying to say
00:41:14it's Love Swipe's fault
00:41:15because,
00:41:15I mean,
00:41:16I know the app works.
00:41:17You were right
00:41:18all along,
00:41:20Jake.
00:41:23I just don't know anymore.
00:41:26Well,
00:41:28I really hope
00:41:29you two work things out.
00:41:34I just wanted
00:41:35to thank you in person.
00:41:38We really did
00:41:39make something
00:41:39special together.
00:41:50Okay,
00:41:51just because
00:41:52me and my match
00:41:53are having issues,
00:41:56I'm falling in love
00:41:57with her
00:41:58and I'm happy for you
00:41:59but I think
00:42:00you should go.
00:42:01I'm so sorry,
00:42:02Jake.
00:42:03I'm so sorry.
00:42:04You're,
00:42:04you're right.
00:42:05Again,
00:42:07you know,
00:42:07we're in love
00:42:08with other people
00:42:09and I need
00:42:11to respect that.
00:42:13I'm sorry.
00:42:23I got you,
00:42:24Jake.
00:42:26Let's see
00:42:26how your little
00:42:27sweetheart
00:42:27feels about this.
00:42:35I'm never
00:42:36going to find
00:42:36love again.
00:42:38All men
00:42:38are liars.
00:42:40And the worst
00:42:41part is
00:42:41the two of you
00:42:42made me a liar.
00:42:43I can't even
00:42:44trust my own heart.
00:42:46I'm sorry,
00:42:47Lily.
00:42:48Screw you,
00:42:49Tim.
00:43:01Five minutes
00:43:01ago?
00:43:03That asshole!
00:43:11Okay,
00:43:12all right.
00:43:13Lily,
00:43:14it's so good
00:43:15to see you.
00:43:16Okay,
00:43:17what's going on?
00:43:17Do you think
00:43:18I'm an idiot,
00:43:18Jake?
00:43:19No,
00:43:20of course not.
00:43:20Then where is she?
00:43:22Who?
00:43:23Don't gaslight me.
00:43:25I'm not crazy.
00:43:26I know you're
00:43:27hiding things from me.
00:43:28I promise.
00:43:28I'm not hiding
00:43:29anything from you.
00:43:30Liar.
00:43:31You're lying to me.
00:43:32I saw a video
00:43:33of the two of you
00:43:34kissing.
00:43:35What video?
00:43:42No, no, no, no, no.
00:43:43This can't be happening
00:43:44again.
00:43:44Lily,
00:43:45give me your phone.
00:43:49Just what I thought.
00:43:50You know,
00:43:51a traditional trace of malware.
00:43:53So it's not hacked?
00:43:57You did get an email
00:43:58and that the video
00:43:59was mysteriously deleted
00:44:01because
00:44:02I was
00:44:04kissing another woman
00:44:05in it.
00:44:07Wait,
00:44:09what are you saying?
00:44:10That woman
00:44:11was my ex-girlfriend
00:44:14and she is a
00:44:15brilliant
00:44:16coder
00:44:17and hacker
00:44:18but also
00:44:20extremely
00:44:21unstable.
00:44:24But why was she here?
00:44:26Why were you kissing her?
00:44:28She came over
00:44:29to
00:44:30tell me she was
00:44:31in love with someone else
00:44:33but then she
00:44:35she kissed me
00:44:37just for a moment
00:44:41but
00:44:42in that moment
00:44:44I realized
00:44:45how much
00:44:45that I love you
00:44:48that you're the only person
00:44:50I want to be with.
00:44:56Do you forgive me?
00:45:01You lied to me
00:45:03again.
00:45:04Take right
00:45:04you kissed another woman
00:45:06and then you hid it
00:45:07from me
00:45:09Lily, please stop.
00:45:11I'm sorry.
00:45:13Yeah,
00:45:14you are.
00:45:15Will I see you again?
00:45:16I don't know.
00:45:18All I know
00:45:19is that I can't stand
00:45:19in the same room
00:45:20as you right now.
00:45:24Lily, wait.
00:45:26Lily!
00:45:32Oh my god,
00:45:33did you see
00:45:34the look
00:45:34on that sad bitch's face?
00:45:37Now
00:45:38it's time to put
00:45:40the final nail
00:45:40in this girl's coffin.
00:45:48You and Jake Wright
00:45:49have been unmatched.
00:45:52What?
00:45:56No, I...
00:45:58True love awaits
00:45:59with your new match
00:46:00Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:04This can't be happening.
00:46:07Come on, Jake.
00:46:08Please pick up.
00:46:10Jake.
00:46:11Lily?
00:46:12I just got a notification
00:46:14we were unmatched
00:46:15on the app.
00:46:16See you, man.
00:46:18Tragic as it is,
00:46:19I think it's for the best.
00:46:21Why are you saying that?
00:46:23Clearly,
00:46:23we have some issues
00:46:24and if I'm being honest,
00:46:25I want a sexier woman
00:46:27who's super intelligent
00:46:28and ready for real love.
00:46:30Jake, wait!
00:46:34I can't believe him!
00:46:39True love awaits
00:46:40with your new match
00:46:41Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:42All right,
00:46:43Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:45Get ready to meet
00:46:46the hottest girl
00:46:46you've ever seen.
00:46:57You must be Lily.
00:46:59Might I say,
00:47:01your profile picture
00:47:02does not do
00:47:02that beautiful body justice.
00:47:04God damn!
00:47:06So, uh,
00:47:08Mitchell, was it?
00:47:09What do you do for a living?
00:47:11Isn't it obvious, babe?
00:47:12I get paid
00:47:13and I get laid.
00:47:14Come again?
00:47:15Oh, don't worry.
00:47:16You will.
00:47:16Excuse me?
00:47:19I'm a model, babe.
00:47:20Isn't it obvious?
00:47:21No, it's not.
00:47:23And you already said that.
00:47:24Sorry.
00:47:25I'm just super distracted
00:47:26by that tight pod
00:47:27you're rocking
00:47:28underneath that dress.
00:47:30Can't wait to get
00:47:30that thing off
00:47:31and on my floor
00:47:32where it belongs.
00:47:33You know what I mean?
00:47:34I think I made a mistake.
00:47:36Hey, wait!
00:47:38Tonight's the night.
00:47:40I'm going to tell Lily
00:47:41the truth
00:47:41about creating Love Swipe.
00:47:43And if she'll have me,
00:47:44I will treasure her
00:47:45for the rest of my life.
00:47:47I'm coming for you, Lily.
00:47:49Hey, wait!
00:47:51Let go of my arm!
00:47:53Hey, the app hooked us up, babe.
00:47:55We're soulmates.
00:47:56Meant to be.
00:47:57I don't love you.
00:47:58I love Jake.
00:48:00I love Jake.
00:48:04I love Jake
00:48:05and I need to go
00:48:06right now.
00:48:07Hey, not so fast.
00:48:13Get off me, you creep!
00:48:20Jake.
00:48:22No, Jake, wait!
00:48:25Jake.
00:48:27Jake, wait!
00:48:30Please.
00:48:32It's not what it seems.
00:48:34Really?
00:48:35Really?
00:48:36Because I just watched you
00:48:37kiss another man
00:48:37that wasn't me
00:48:38on our seventh day.
00:48:40Please, let me explain.
00:48:41Now there's nothing to explain.
00:48:43You got cheated up
00:48:44on your asshole boyfriend.
00:48:45Now you're cheating on me.
00:48:49We were unmatched.
00:48:51I called you
00:48:52and you broke it off.
00:48:54You humiliated me.
00:48:56Stop lying to me, Lily.
00:48:58I want us to be honest
00:48:59with each other
00:49:00but you're lying
00:49:01to my face.
00:49:03I'm not lying to you.
00:49:10Love's wife matched me
00:49:12with that stupid meathead.
00:49:14I only went out with him
00:49:15to get back at you
00:49:16and when I saw him
00:49:19when he kissed me
00:49:23I realized the only person
00:49:24I wanted to kiss
00:49:25was you.
00:49:27Please, you have to believe me.
00:49:33It's been that all
00:49:34that happened
00:49:36today.
00:49:37That I called you
00:49:38and we unmatched
00:49:39and I broke up with you.
00:49:40Why would I lie about that?
00:49:43It's not safe.
00:49:44We gotta go, Lily.
00:49:46Jake, you're scaring me.
00:49:47What do you mean
00:49:48it's not safe?
00:49:49Trust me.
00:49:49We need to go right now.
00:49:51Okay.
00:49:52Let's go.
00:49:57This is my parents' cabin.
00:49:59They moved overseas
00:50:01so it's all mine now.
00:50:03I come here
00:50:04when I want to get away
00:50:05from everything.
00:50:06I don't understand.
00:50:07Why is it safe here?
00:50:10No cell phone service.
00:50:12No internet.
00:50:14It's just us here.
00:50:17Okay, Jake,
00:50:18I need you to explain
00:50:19why are we safe
00:50:20in a cabin in the woods.
00:50:22Please don't make me regret this.
00:50:26Do you remember
00:50:28my ex-girlfriend I told you about?
00:50:31Elise?
00:50:33Yeah.
00:50:35There's something
00:50:35I need to tell you.
00:50:39The day
00:50:41I broke up with her.
00:50:45I'll kill you.
00:50:47I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:50:49I didn't mean to hurt her.
00:50:53What she said
00:50:55what I'm afraid she's
00:50:57capable of doing.
00:51:01It's the only place
00:51:02I feel like we're
00:51:03safe.
00:51:05I'm so sorry
00:51:07that happened to you.
00:51:10She sounds
00:51:11unwell.
00:51:15Wow.
00:51:17You look
00:51:18so beautiful,
00:51:20Lily.
00:51:22You look
00:51:23very handsome.
00:51:28You don't know
00:51:28how much I wish
00:51:29this was
00:51:29our seventh date.
00:51:32Do you mind
00:51:33getting wet?
00:51:35What's that
00:51:36supposed to mean?
00:51:38Come with me
00:51:39and I'll show you.
00:51:44Here.
00:51:49Ready?
00:51:51Ready?
00:51:52Ready?
00:51:54Ready?
00:51:59It's been a crazy day
00:52:01and I'm thankful
00:52:02you're here.
00:52:03Me too.
00:52:07Jake, I
00:52:07feel safe
00:52:09when I'm with you.
00:52:12You know,
00:52:12on the
00:52:13seventh date,
00:52:16Love Swipe
00:52:17gives couples
00:52:18the option
00:52:19to
00:52:24to what?
00:52:30To be with each
00:52:31other.
00:52:33Well,
00:52:34if Love Swipe
00:52:35says so,
00:52:39put me on the
00:52:41altar
00:52:41cause you
00:52:42can't be
00:52:42tamed
00:52:43silence
00:52:45underneath
00:52:46your flame
00:52:47cut the cords
00:52:48around me
00:52:49as I speak
00:52:50your name
00:52:51it's never
00:52:53gonna be
00:52:54the same
00:52:55even though
00:52:56I loved you
00:52:57it was all
00:52:57in vain
00:53:11this
00:53:12ends
00:53:12now
00:53:13no
00:53:16I
00:53:17am going to
00:53:17win Jake back
00:53:18even if it
00:53:19means I
00:53:20need to
00:53:20get rid
00:53:21of Lily
00:53:21Niblock
00:53:21once
00:53:22and for
00:53:23all
00:53:34last night
00:53:34it was
00:53:35I know
00:53:48we should be
00:53:49getting our
00:53:49notification
00:53:50for our
00:53:51last date
00:53:52if anything
00:53:53happens
00:53:54just come to
00:53:55my place
00:53:55and we'll
00:53:56deal with it
00:53:57together
00:53:58don't worry
00:53:59about me
00:54:01nothing
00:54:01can keep
00:54:01me from
00:54:02you
00:54:02not even
00:54:02your
00:54:03crazy
00:54:04ex-girlfriend
00:54:16okay
00:54:33you
00:54:34want him
00:54:35come and
00:54:36get him
00:54:38on guard
00:54:39bitch
00:54:42to love
00:54:43and to love
00:54:44swipe
00:54:48meet Jake
00:54:48for a private
00:54:49rendezvous
00:54:50in the wine
00:54:50lounge
00:54:51of your
00:54:51favorite
00:54:51bar
00:54:54home
00:54:54well
00:54:54the app is
00:54:55having us
00:54:55through our
00:54:55final date
00:54:56in the wine
00:54:56lounge
00:54:57it's where
00:54:58our first
00:54:58date was
00:54:59it's so
00:54:59sweet
00:54:59be careful
00:55:00Lily
00:55:01his ex
00:55:02sounds crazy
00:55:03want me to
00:55:04walk you
00:55:04back
00:55:04you guys
00:55:05need to
00:55:05calm down
00:55:06come on
00:55:07I'm
00:55:07I'm about to
00:55:08have another
00:55:08amazing night
00:55:09with the
00:55:09man of my
00:55:10dreams
00:55:10let's
00:55:11let's
00:55:11let's
00:55:11let's
00:55:11hear
00:55:11if you're
00:55:11like
00:55:40let's
00:55:48Nice to meet you two both without disguises.
00:55:50I'm Jake, by the way.
00:55:52Tim.
00:55:54Tanya.
00:55:56You hurt my best friend.
00:55:58I'll chop off your balls.
00:55:59I think she's had enough hurt for one month, don't you think?
00:56:03Touche.
00:56:04Have you seen Lily?
00:56:07Love Swite said I was supposed to meet her at her apartment, but she's not there.
00:56:10It just told her to meet you for a private dinner at the wine lounge.
00:56:13She said that's where you two had your first date.
00:56:24Lily!
00:56:40Please, it was you.
00:56:43It's always you.
00:56:50Where are you, please?
00:56:56My cabin.
00:56:59Lily.
00:57:00You made me hurt her.
00:57:10I don't want to hurt you.
00:57:12I just wanted Jake back.
00:57:14But then he fell for you.
00:57:16I couldn't have that.
00:57:18He never loved you.
00:57:20Do you even know who I am?
00:57:22His crazy ex-girlfriend?
00:57:25I was his partner.
00:57:27His closest collaborator.
00:57:29On behalf of the man I love.
00:57:33But you still don't get it, do you, you little slut?
00:57:36Jake and I are app developers.
00:57:39Jake is the creator of this-
00:57:40Let it go, please.
00:57:44I don't think so, Jake.
00:57:46Dustin!
00:57:47Jake, don't embarrass yourself.
00:57:49We all know you're a computer nerd who can't fight.
00:57:53That's why I brought backup.
00:57:55Jake, I've got this, asshole.
00:58:02You should know not to hit girls.
00:58:04Some guys only learn the hard way.
00:58:13Jake, you came to me.
00:58:15Of course I did.
00:58:17You're my girl.
00:58:20Not so fast!
00:58:24Step away from her, Jake.
00:58:26Please, don't do this, please.
00:58:28You don't get to tell me what I can do.
00:58:31Now step.
00:58:33Okay.
00:58:34Okay.
00:58:41Now here's what's gonna happen, Jake.
00:58:43I am gonna give you to the count of three
00:58:46to tell Lily here
00:58:48how you've been lying to her
00:58:49your entire relationship
00:58:50or
00:58:52I'm gonna put a hole
00:58:54in her life head.
00:58:57Got it?
00:58:59One.
00:59:00Jake, what is she saying?
00:59:03Two.
00:59:04Jake!
00:59:07Three!
00:59:08Wait!
00:59:11Okay, police.
00:59:13I'll tell her.
00:59:14What?
00:59:15Toy with me, Jake.
00:59:17I promise.
00:59:20She's right.
00:59:23Police and I weren't just a couple.
00:59:25We collaborated.
00:59:26We made...
00:59:28dating apps together.
00:59:31Last month,
00:59:32we created
00:59:33our greatest achievement yet.
00:59:37Love Swipe.
00:59:39I created the app
00:59:40that we've been using
00:59:41this entire time.
00:59:43So you...
00:59:43you lied to me?
00:59:47Yes.
00:59:49You manipulated...
00:59:50Yes.
00:59:53But that doesn't matter now.
00:59:55Because over the last week,
00:59:56I've realized something
00:59:57even more important.
01:00:00I don't love you, Lily.
01:00:06I thought
01:00:07the app was gonna change my life.
01:00:11Show me how to find real love.
01:00:14I trusted
01:00:15what we created, Belize.
01:00:18But I was wrong.
01:00:21I don't care
01:00:22that we didn't match.
01:00:25I matched with you
01:00:26before we even had the idea
01:00:28for Love Swipe.
01:00:30You're my best friend.
01:00:33A confidant.
01:00:36My lover.
01:00:38You are a
01:00:39brilliant,
01:00:41beautiful,
01:00:42and powerful woman.
01:00:44I need to tell you something that
01:00:46I've been afraid to say
01:00:48up until now.
01:00:50Tell me.
01:00:52And I'm yours.
01:00:54I'm sorry.
01:00:55I did it again.
01:00:58Freeze!
01:00:59Here's where I can see them!
01:01:15I'll kill you, Jake Wright!
01:01:17You are a liar and a monster!
01:01:19How could you?
01:01:21How could you do this to me?
01:01:23I still love you!
01:01:25Jake!
01:01:27Lily.
01:01:29I'm sorry.
01:01:31I'm sorry I lied to you.
01:01:33I just needed to trust you
01:01:35in my heart.
01:01:38If you can forgive me,
01:01:40I'll spend the rest of my life
01:01:42making it up to you.
01:01:46I love you.
01:01:47I love you.
01:01:49I love you.
01:01:50I forgive you,
01:01:51Jake.
01:01:51I forgive you.
01:01:55I forgive you.
01:01:57I forgive you.
01:01:58I forgive you.
01:02:04Oh, there he is!
01:02:06Cheers, Jake!
01:02:09Thanks for coming, everybody.
01:02:13I helped create this app
01:02:15because I believe everyone
01:02:17deserves to find true love.
01:02:21I use Love Swipe.
01:02:23And for the first time in my life,
01:02:25I found true,
01:02:28undying love.
01:02:33And so,
01:02:41Lily, the book,
01:02:43will you do me the great honor
01:02:45of being my wife?
01:02:53Yes.
01:02:57Yes, Jake,
01:02:58my Mr. Right,
01:02:59I will marry you.
01:03:12And you make it make sense
01:03:15How a heart can you burn with a soul
01:03:18Who once felt like a stranger
01:03:21Who's still alive
01:03:22I believe in your friends
01:03:31You, me and me,
01:03:31are there someplace
01:03:32where you are
01:03:32you.
01:03:33Yogi, yogi, yogi, yogi.
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