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00:00:43Good afternoon. I'm reporting live from the Catsman Cove marina, site of where the stolen painting is believed to be
00:00:50transported from by three convicts. Most, if not all, have reportedly been killed.
00:00:59Did you see that?
00:01:00I saw it too.
00:01:19The painting!
00:01:20While the painting has not yet been recovered, some of the thieves have, or at least parts of them. Yes,
00:01:28parts.
00:01:34It is believed that a man-eating shark has been roaming these waters and may have attacked the group as
00:01:40they traverse the cove to go and hide the painting on Cat Island.
00:01:51What the hell?
00:01:53Ow!
00:02:04Ah!
00:02:06Ah!
00:02:21Okay, Stan, this will be part two of our location piece.
00:02:24Just split the segments up with a commercial when you edit them together.
00:02:27You got it.
00:02:31The ocean.
00:02:32Behind me, it looks inviting, serene, and safe.
00:02:35But is it?
00:02:36We have received several reports of the shark prowling the shores.
00:02:40And while this isn't uncommon, these reports claim that the shark is in fact monstrous,
00:02:44ranging from 50 to 60 feet in length, larger than any known great white.
00:02:49Does the sudden appearance have anything to do with the increased drilling at the newly renovated rig just offshore?
00:02:55The EPA is still trying to get accurate reports on just how far they are drilling
00:03:00and at what cost the environment this will have.
00:03:03Is the rig hiding a secret?
00:03:05And is there any connection to the mysterious monster supposedly prowling the depths?
00:03:43What doesn't it involve?
00:03:52The way you do is to get a backer to the sea with us,
00:03:52What does the 미遊 Musical Marketplace?
00:03:52Which is why I'm currently chatting with more 你 são Thales
00:03:54millionaires porque isso é o much right.
00:03:55What do we do here that won't be a capital.
00:03:56My answer is especially Justin Andirマ
00:03:56What do you think is that?
00:03:57Without it, I think there is an obligation to support them.
00:04:04And what am I finding out there is a big stretch where things balance it,
00:04:13Let me wait.
00:04:35Let me wait.
00:05:05Let me wait.
00:05:45Let me wait.
00:06:01You're right.
00:06:02You're right.
00:06:02No, no, no.
00:06:03You're all right.
00:06:05I'm doing my best.
00:06:07Well, your best isn't good enough.
00:06:08You have to be perfect.
00:06:10I'm trying.
00:06:12You most certainly are sometimes.
00:06:21Let's just take five.
00:06:39Yeah.
00:06:40Yeah.
00:06:41Okay.
00:06:42Yeah, that's great.
00:06:45Super.
00:06:46All right.
00:06:46We'll be there tomorrow.
00:06:52That was top model tomorrow.
00:06:54You have a video shoot in the morning on a yacht.
00:06:58That's amazing.
00:06:59That show can be seen by millions.
00:07:01Yeah.
00:07:01You can thank me later.
00:07:03Yeah.
00:07:05So, where's that photographer?
00:07:08Yo, Ansel Adams, you ready?
00:07:23Good evening.
00:07:24This is new six at five.
00:07:25Today's top story is the hunt for the missing million dollar painting stolen in a tragic heist by unknown and
00:07:32presumably dead thieves.
00:07:33The painting of one of a kind rendition of Chinese Brahmin theater by noted artist Yuri Atanatu was stolen last
00:07:41week, even though it was under close scrutiny at the time.
00:07:45In the painting, we see the famous theater and displays and marquee advertising for the initial release of the film
00:07:51King Kong, a favorite of the artist.
00:07:54After tracing the painting to a local marina, authorities believe the bandits were attempting to shuttle the stolen goods across
00:08:01the channel to a small island two hours off the coast called Cat Island.
00:08:06The trail, we are told, has gone cold with no sign of the thieves or the painting.
00:08:11Authorities now believe there is a connection between the tragic oil rig explosion, the recent shark sightings, and the thieves.
00:08:19What that connection is exactly is forthcoming.
00:08:22We will be airing a special later tonight highlighting eyewitness accounts.
00:08:27Now for the webinar.
00:08:28Oh, Jesus.
00:08:29This is not looking good.
00:08:31I think we have ourselves a big problem.
00:08:33What's the problem, Clark?
00:08:35Yeah, the painting's missing, but none of that can be traced back to us.
00:08:38Not yet anyways.
00:08:40I knew these guys were gonna bungle this job.
00:08:45All they had to do was meet us on Cat Island, give us the painting, they get their cut, and
00:08:51then we get our cut.
00:08:52It was simple.
00:08:54I'm hungry.
00:08:55Let's go down to the pier and get some pizza.
00:08:58We've been high airing this stuff for three days!
00:09:00Oh, you keep thinking with that stomach, Gerald, and you're gonna end up like our friends.
00:09:07I hope not, but I am hungry.
00:09:11Boyd, what do you think happened?
00:09:13Honestly?
00:09:15No, lying to me.
00:09:16Of course, honestly.
00:09:18I don't think they made it to Cat Island.
00:09:20We waited there for two days thinking they'd show.
00:09:23And they didn't contact us afterwards.
00:09:26Maybe they double-crossed us.
00:09:28I don't think so.
00:09:30We knew their every move.
00:09:32That leaves only one other option.
00:09:35Get some pizza.
00:09:37God.
00:09:38If I didn't promise your mother I'd look after you, I swear.
00:09:42That renegade shark got them and the painting sank to the bottom of the channel.
00:09:47This is the map here.
00:09:48This is the marina.
00:09:50Here's Cat Island.
00:09:52This is the route they took.
00:09:55And with the debris that was found, they went down right about there.
00:10:01Huh.
00:10:02How deep do you think that is?
00:10:04Well, there's a channel.
00:10:06And the ocean tides can build up.
00:10:08But my guess, it's no deeper than 20 feet.
00:10:11At least where we have to search.
00:10:14Alright.
00:10:15We'll get somebody to dive in there once we find it.
00:10:17Without too much trouble?
00:10:18Sure.
00:10:19And it might be more shallow than I think.
00:10:22It'd be like finding a needle in a haystack.
00:10:24Not exactly.
00:10:29What is that?
00:10:30This is a small underwater camera that's attached to this monitor.
00:10:34We'll find it.
00:10:35It monitors everything.
00:10:37Hey, that'd be great to use for fishing.
00:10:39Oh, we're gonna go fishing tomorrow morning.
00:10:42But not for fish.
00:10:43We're gonna find ourselves at painting.
00:10:48Can we get something to eat first, please?
00:10:55Please.
00:10:57What's this?
00:10:58Your assignment for tomorrow.
00:11:00No.
00:11:01No, not gonna happen.
00:11:02I'm not spending all day on a boat with some bimbo model for that limp dick show top model tomorrow.
00:11:09Yes, you are.
00:11:11The boss already assigned me to the marina for the shark and oil rig disaster.
00:11:16Can't do it.
00:11:17Well, he thinks you are so good at what you do, you can do all three.
00:11:23You're kidding, right?
00:11:26You're at least going along?
00:11:28I'm gonna stay in the studio to cover anything you find and follow your little top model adventures.
00:11:35What a crock.
00:11:36I get seasick.
00:11:38Nice try.
00:11:41There's gotta be a better way to earn a living than this.
00:12:08Let's go close.
00:12:10I can see you just for now.
00:12:30you should have a lot of stuff there you only need two outfit changes I know this is just in
00:12:36case in case of what well spit it out for you what I'm afraid of the ocean can we just
00:12:46stay up on the
00:12:46dock don't worry nothing's gonna happen to you I will make sure of that I'm not gonna get attacked
00:12:52by a shark why would you say such a thing it's been all over the news some monster shark crawling
00:12:57the
00:12:57beaches balderdash the news just exaggerates to boost ratings sharks have lived in these waters
00:13:03forever that's where they live you know I just don't want to get attacked by shark sharks don't
00:13:10instinctively attack humans they mistake them for something else like a seal besides we'll be on a
00:13:16yacht what shark can swallow that yeah you're right I know I am come on today whatever we have to
00:13:32be
00:13:32alive by nude other than that I can cut into your feed anytime you think we have something newsworthy
00:13:36yeah I might drown I just love your positive attitude surf set
00:13:52come on you idiot move it I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming God Jesus move your stupid ass
00:13:59move four dang ahead of us
00:14:06fuck
00:14:07fuck
00:14:27Dock 7, go 6, skip SE 5, right over there.
00:14:58A yacht, right, I should have known this was going to be a cluster F.
00:15:07What the hell?
00:15:32You better slow down. The last thing we need is to get pulled over by the cops.
00:15:36We need to get there, get a boat and find this painting. Time isn't on our side. I know
00:15:43it's wrapped up pretty good but eventually that sea water is going to deteriorate it and
00:15:47then it's going to cut into our profits.
00:15:49Okay, step on it then.
00:15:52Hey, anyone here know they drive a boat? We'll worry about that when we get there.
00:16:42This isn't a yacht.
00:16:44You two must be here for the top model tomorrow show. Which one of you is the model?
00:16:51She is of course.
00:16:54Yeah, I was joking.
00:16:57Look, I'm sorry about the boat but that's all the station was going to spring for but don't
00:17:02worry, we'll make it work. I'm Stan.
00:17:05This is Bree, your model and I'm Destiny, her manager.
00:17:09You don't plan on bringing all that crap on board, do you?
00:17:13I need it for the shoot.
00:17:15Well, you can leave it on the dock and we can come back and pick it up. You need it.
00:17:19What if someone steals it?
00:17:21We can only be someone.
00:17:26It was another joke. You don't have much of a sense of humor, do you lady?
00:17:30Maybe your jokes just aren't that funny.
00:17:33Fair enough.
00:17:34Okay, here's what we're going to do.
00:17:35We're going to shoot some stuff on the boat, then we're going to transmit live.
00:17:39Then we're going to take the boat out onto the ocean and do some more b-roll footage.
00:17:45What? What's wrong now?
00:17:47Don't tell me you're afraid of the water too.
00:17:50Well, she's just worried about...
00:17:52It's just all those stories that your channel reports about the monster shark.
00:17:57Is it all true?
00:17:59Well, yeah. As a matter of fact, it could be lurking under water right here!
00:18:06That was another joke, right?
00:18:09Look, don't worry. We're going to be safe in the boat, okay?
00:18:12We have a lot of work to do.
00:18:14Now, if there's a changing room at the end of the pier, I'm going to start getting set up, okay?
00:18:19Okay, come on.
00:18:21Look at the sky. Sorry.
00:18:38I know you're out there, you blood hungry son of a bitch.
00:18:48You and me have a score to settle.
00:19:02I hate the water!
00:19:13Jesus, ladies. This isn't water ballet.
00:19:16What's wrong with this?
00:19:17That's not just perfectly with the blue ocean water.
00:19:19Yeah, I made it myself!
00:19:21Can you call yourself the manager?
00:19:23Look, whatever. Come on, get in the boat.
00:19:31Miss America, you stand right here. You stay out of the way.
00:19:35Hey, well, what do I do?
00:19:36Okay, you're going to look directly into the camera lens and answer every question that the studio personnel ask you.
00:19:44You can formulate a complete sentence, right?
00:19:49No, don't answer that.
00:20:02Good afternoon, viewers, and welcome to a special segment of Top Model Tomorrow, where we find young women buying for
00:20:10the top spot in today's fashion and modeling world.
00:20:13Live right now at the marina, we have up and coming model, Brie Warré.
00:20:19Brie, tell us why you want to be in the modeling profession.
00:20:27Say something, dammit.
00:20:31We're live now?
00:20:32Yes.
00:20:37Well, it's wonderful to be on your show, and I'm so excited.
00:20:40Um, what was the question again?
00:20:43Brie, why do you want to be a top model?
00:20:46Oh, that's easy. For starters, I'm very attractive. Anyone would agree with that.
00:20:51Plus, my boyfriend thinks that I should choose a profession where I keep my clothes on.
00:20:55Did you know a female's shelf life on point is only three years?
00:21:02That's interesting, Brie. Tell us about you, manager.
00:21:06Exhausting it?
00:21:07Ah, she's amazing. She's like my second mother. She takes such good care of me.
00:21:11I mean, she only does take 60% of my earnings. I mean, that's so generous of her.
00:21:32What is your vision on world peace?
00:21:36I think everyone should get a peace once in a while.
00:21:39No, no, no. Not that peace, Brie.
00:21:43Peace. Getting along.
00:21:45Ah, yes. World peace.
00:21:48Um, world peace is important so that way the world can be peaceful.
00:21:57Okay. Uh, Brie, tell us what else we have to look forward to when we see you today.
00:22:03Well, in a few minutes, we're going to do a live fashion shoot right on this boat.
00:22:07And then we're going to go out to the water and take some more fun footage, I just hope.
00:22:11What do you hope, Brie?
00:22:13I just hope that we don't get attacked by that monster shark like the bank robbers.
00:22:17Painting thieves.
00:22:19I think you'll be perfectly safe.
00:22:22Well, I hope.
00:22:24See you later. Ta-ta.
00:22:26We'll check in with you later. Good luck.
00:22:29Really. Good luck.
00:22:38I think we may have found ourselves a boat.
00:22:41Hey, you two, let's go. Come on.
00:22:43How are you?
00:22:46Cheers.
00:22:51Hey, you two, let's go.
00:22:53I'm tired of getting a boat.
00:22:54I'm tired of getting a boat?
00:22:55You're the one.
00:23:03It's crazy.
00:23:03Oh, my God.
00:23:03Oh, my God.
00:24:44As far as the shark attack, take a look at my legs.
00:24:49Zoom in.
00:24:50Go ahead.
00:24:51I don't have any!
00:24:53That's because a gigantic shark bit them off in one fell swoop.
00:24:58I'm lucky I didn't bleed yet.
00:25:02What kind of shark was it?
00:25:04Great White?
00:25:05Mako?
00:25:06Neither.
00:25:07I know my sharks.
00:25:10It wasn't anything known to man.
00:25:13Where do you think it came from?
00:25:16Maybe that rig with all their drilling, they woke something up.
00:25:20All I know is nobody is safe in the water until that thing is killed.
00:25:25If it isn't a known shark, what do you think it could be?
00:25:29Oh, it is a shark, all right.
00:25:32As far as what species?
00:25:35Who knows?
00:25:38Maybe it's the devil incarnate.
00:25:53You guys need anything?
00:25:55We're busy doing a video shoot here.
00:25:57Who owns this rig?
00:25:59Nobody.
00:26:00The news station rented it for the day.
00:26:02You see, we need to head out to the channel there and look for something.
00:26:06We were hoping you'd be neighborly and give us a lift.
00:26:08Yeah, I don't think so, pal.
00:26:09I got enough dead weight on this boat.
00:26:14Oh, yes you can.
00:26:24You tried to be nice, but then you had to go and get all snotty with us.
00:26:35What's this all about?
00:26:37Me, Boyd, and Clark are looking for a painting by some-
00:26:39You idiot!
00:26:39You just gave our names away!
00:26:41You guys are the painting thieves everyone's looking for, right?
00:26:45Clever guess.
00:26:46Look, just take the keys and go.
00:26:48No, no can do.
00:26:50We need a driver and a couple hostages in case things heat up.
00:26:53Don't hurt us, please.
00:26:56What the hell is this?
00:26:57My grandmother wouldn't move where and it's terrible.
00:26:59I hate it.
00:26:59I hate it.
00:27:02What the hell was that?
00:27:04I thought something went by.
00:27:06The shark.
00:27:06I knew it.
00:27:07Get me out of here.
00:27:08You're not going anywhere, Missy.
00:27:11You, get over here.
00:27:12I'll tell you when to stop.
00:27:14What about the shark?
00:27:16Enough about the shark.
00:27:18We're safe enough here.
00:27:19Just everybody be cool.
00:27:21You, no funny business.
00:27:24Understood.
00:27:24We're good.
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00:30:53What are you thinking?
00:30:55Nothing.
00:31:00Nothing at all.
00:31:01Good. Keep it that way.
00:31:07Tell us again about your frightening escape from the doomed oil rig.
00:31:12My buddy and I have been on the rig for months.
00:31:16I think they dug too deep and discovered something.
00:31:19Anyway, that's where I saw a large prehistoric shot of the story already.
00:31:24No one stood a chance.
00:31:26What makes you believe it was prehistoric?
00:31:29The secret operatives said so. They knew what it was.
00:31:34Tell us about the operatives. Who were they?
00:31:37They worked for the oil company doing the drilling.
00:31:41We think they were sent here to clean up all the witnesses.
00:31:45Another survivor and I made it to Smash Up Island.
00:31:49There they captured us and intended on killing us.
00:31:53To silence us so that we wouldn't say what we saw or knew.
00:31:58The shark got them though and we escaped.
00:32:12Where the hell did his feed go?
00:32:27Where is he?
00:32:41Boyd, see if you can hotwire this while I keep an eye on the painting here.
00:32:44I don't know anything about hotwiring a boat!
00:32:47I do!
00:32:48You want this idiot to fry the engine out?
00:32:51Hey, hey, hey, watch who you're calling an idiot, all right?
00:32:58Hey, you two!
00:32:59How long are you supposed to be out here?
00:33:01Until this evening, why?
00:33:02I'm just trying to figure out how much time we got before somebody comes looking for us.
00:33:06We still have to get our painting.
00:33:09Yeah, I know.
00:33:12What the hell?
00:33:15Out there!
00:33:16The shark!
00:33:22It's coming for a shoot!
00:33:24It's me, God!
00:33:34Jesus, that was close.
00:33:35Did you see the size of that thing?
00:33:37That were no normal shark!
00:33:38What's important is that he'll be back for us!
00:33:41That thing has a vendetta against us for some reason!
00:33:44Gerald, get back to hotwire.
00:33:45And you stop crying up there!
00:33:48We're safe enough!
00:33:50Until it capsizes us!
00:33:51Maybe so!
00:33:53Just hope you can swim faster!
00:33:55We're running out of time!
00:33:57And options!
00:33:58If I want anything out of you, I'd ask!
00:34:01Get back to work!
00:34:02Maybe the Coast Guard will come by soon and we'll be rescued!
00:34:06That's just what they don't want!
00:34:08It's the smartest thing you've said all day!
00:34:11Pipe down!
00:34:12I don't see it anywhere!
00:34:14It's out there somewhere!
00:34:15Keep your eyes peeled!
00:34:25Our investigative team discovered crucial information in regards to the oil rig disaster earlier this afternoon.
00:34:32It appears a large bore S7 drill was used to puncture the bedrock beneath the rig to drill deeper than
00:34:39anyone has before.
00:34:41Drilling regulations permit only a size S2 drill.
00:34:44Could the illegal-sized drill have fractured the foundation, causing the rig to collapse?
00:34:49Could the drill have hit an ice pocket and released a sea demon, frozen in time, into our oceans?
00:34:56An initial investigation by authorities provides no clues.
00:35:00Another question that goes unanswered is where did all the bodies go?
00:35:05Records show that 78 people worked on the rig on a daily basis.
00:35:10To this day, not one body has been recovered.
00:35:13Did the tide wash them out to sea?
00:35:15Are they still trapped in the wreckage?
00:35:18Or, did the so-called sea monster devour them like flies as they fell into the water?
00:35:24These questions and more will hopefully be answered in the next few days.
00:35:36Well, this is impossible.
00:35:38It can't be repaired.
00:35:40I'm not sure if the engine would start even if I could repair it.
00:35:43I told you you wouldn't be able to get it going.
00:35:45This is coming from the asshole who put us in this situation.
00:35:48Wait, let's just worry about the painting.
00:35:50Then we have to paddle this stinking thing out of the cat island.
00:35:54Well, how can we recover it?
00:35:56One of us is going to dive in.
00:35:58Simple enough.
00:36:00I need to have your mind.
00:36:01We're going to last a minute down there with that shark.
00:36:03The hell with the painting.
00:36:04Let's worry about our lives.
00:36:05Gerald, you're going in.
00:36:07The hell I am.
00:36:08You're the best swimmer here.
00:36:10You go, Boyd.
00:36:12You guys into this mess.
00:36:14Give me that.
00:36:16Empty.
00:36:18Come on, Clark.
00:36:19I'm not up to it.
00:36:20You don't have a choice.
00:36:22He'll die if you send him down there.
00:36:24Maybe you'd like to take his place, then.
00:36:28Sharks are attracted to sound.
00:36:29What's that, Miss America?
00:36:31Sharks are attracted to sound.
00:36:33We splash the water, hit the side of the boat.
00:36:35Hopefully, it'll distract the shark long enough for him to get down and back.
00:36:39No, I don't like the idea much.
00:36:50Look, it's directly below us.
00:36:52You dive down, grab it, pull it up.
00:36:54It's only 18 feet to the bottom here.
00:36:56You can do it.
00:36:57You think so, Clark?
00:36:58Yeah, just take a deep breath.
00:37:00You'll be fine.
00:37:01We'll be up here distracting it.
00:37:04Okay.
00:37:06Okay.
00:37:08Good, Gerald.
00:37:09Good.
00:37:10All right.
00:37:10Let's start hitting the boat.
00:37:13The water.
00:37:16Let's distract this mother.
00:37:19It's now or never.
00:37:25Keep it up.
00:37:26Keep it up.
00:37:28Work it.
00:37:29Shark is circling the boat.
00:37:44Not good.
00:37:46Not good.
00:37:47Not good.
00:37:51Not good.
00:38:19What's it doing?
00:38:25We're drifting.
00:38:28Snap the anchor line.
00:38:32Shit.
00:38:34He didn't stand a chance.
00:38:37So much for that player.
00:38:39What's it doing?
00:38:48What's it doing?
00:39:10It's still out there.
00:39:12Why won't it go away?
00:39:14It has to at some point.
00:39:16And don't worry.
00:39:17Once we're overdue to return, they'll send a search party out for us.
00:39:20We should be easy to spot.
00:39:22We don't even know where we are.
00:39:24We could have drifted miles from where they even searched.
00:39:27Well, we can't give up hope.
00:39:29We have to believe that they'll search for us and find us.
00:39:33What about the shark?
00:39:35Well, maybe it has a short attention span and it'll swim off.
00:39:41If we make it out of this...
00:39:42When we get out of this. When?
00:39:44When we make it out of this.
00:39:46I don't even care about being a top model.
00:39:49I just want to live.
00:39:52I don't want to have some more of that.
00:39:55Well, you don't get any.
00:40:00What about them?
00:40:01Well, I think we're safe for now.
00:40:12Bastard!
00:40:13Why does it just finish us off?
00:40:15It's toying with us.
00:40:17It knows it's got us where it wants us.
00:40:20Predators do that, you know.
00:40:22They relish in the torture.
00:40:25Instant kill is too easy.
00:40:27Speaking of an easy kill...
00:40:29What do we do about these two?
00:40:32I've been thinking about that.
00:40:36I think we'd make good shark food if it came to it.
00:40:39I agree.
00:40:41Either way, we can't let them go.
00:40:43They know our names, our faces, our plan.
00:40:47When the time comes, we'll deal with them.
00:40:50And the painting?
00:40:52At least we know where the location is.
00:40:54We'll come back once we get out of this ship.
00:40:56Okay, Clark.
00:40:58Okay.
00:41:15Stan, answer your damn phone!
00:41:42Bastard, I know you're out there.
00:41:59Don't be afraid.
00:42:01You and I, we're going to be real good friends.
00:42:05Hey, let go of her!
00:42:09Back off, ladies!
00:42:10Her and I were having some fun!
00:42:12Ah!
00:42:16Destiny!
00:42:18Help me!
00:42:22Ground my arm!
00:42:24What the hell are you doing?
00:42:29It got me!
00:42:30It's coming!
00:42:32Help!
00:42:33Help me!
00:42:45What the hell are you doing?
00:42:47She interrupted us!
00:42:48We were having fun!
00:42:49Who cares?
00:42:50We were going to kill them anyway!
00:42:52I'll show you fun!
00:42:54Oh!
00:42:55Oh!
00:42:57Oh!
00:43:00You having fun?
00:43:02I'm having fun yet!
00:43:04Huh?
00:43:05You want to have some fucking fun?
00:43:07No!
00:43:07No!
00:43:07Come on!
00:43:17Fucking next time, I will end your ass!
00:43:19Help!
00:43:21Oh!
00:43:21Oh!
00:43:24Oh!
00:43:24Clark!
00:43:25Stop it!
00:43:28Oh!
00:43:29Oh!
00:43:30God!
00:43:31Next time, I'll fucking end you!
00:44:03Man, no, we're in sight.
00:44:08You're a smart one, pushing us out to the sea in this current.
00:44:24Eat lead for breakfast!
00:44:28I hate the shark!
00:44:30I hate the shark!
00:44:39Good morning, everyone.
00:44:40Our top story this hour is the top model contestant, her manager, and our own cameraman,
00:44:46reported missing and thought to be lost at sea.
00:44:49A boat malfunction is thought to be the cause, and, as we reported yesterday live, the top
00:44:55model tomorrow show went on location to the sand and surf for a special show.
00:45:00After the live feed at noon, they're both headed out to sea for another segment.
00:45:05Contact, since then, has been lost with recovery operations underway.
00:45:10A search and rescue team headed by the Navy commenced an hour ago.
00:45:15We will keep you updated as we receive information.
00:46:39What did you guys do to do that?
00:46:42You're what?
00:46:45The sun must be frying your brain, girlie.
00:46:48I don't hear anything.
00:46:52Sounds like a helicopter, maybe a search party.
00:46:55You're imagining things.
00:46:58Yeah, it must be.
00:47:03Over there, land!
00:47:08Do you think it's Cat Island?
00:47:10I can't tell. It has to be. There's nothing else around here.
00:47:14Either way, we have to get off this water and onto some dry land.
00:47:18What do we do?
00:47:21We're paddle.
00:47:25Here you go.
00:47:28Sit up front.
00:47:30Oh, gosh.
00:47:31What?
00:47:33What?
00:48:42Good riddance.
00:48:47Keep paddling.
00:48:49We don't have time to mourn.
00:48:51I wouldn't anyway.
00:48:53And then there were two.
00:48:56Huh?
00:48:57It's just you and I now.
00:49:00Yeah, until you decide to kill me.
00:49:02Nah, you got a pretty good arm over there.
00:49:06And when we get to the island?
00:49:07That's if we get to the island.
00:49:10If we get to the island?
00:49:12Just go our separate ways.
00:49:14Look, I don't want to harm you or anybody.
00:49:17Didn't seem that way, did it?
00:49:20Life doesn't always turn out how you planned.
00:49:24It's funny like that.
00:49:25You'll see.
00:49:26You think I always wanted to be a petty crook?
00:49:30Then why did you?
00:49:33It is what it is.
00:49:34I'll own it.
00:49:35It's my own doing.
00:49:37Look, you're young.
00:49:39You got your whole life ahead of you.
00:49:40Mine's over.
00:49:50Don't tell me I'm a magic.
00:49:52You don't hear that?
00:49:55Looks like a copter.
00:49:57Maybe it's a Navy chopper.
00:50:01Finally, we'll be safe.
00:50:03Hey!
00:50:04Over here!
00:50:07Wonderful.
00:50:0825 years in the big house.
00:50:09Yeah, wonderful.
00:50:12Over here!
00:50:13Hey!
00:50:14Over here!
00:50:15They've seen us.
00:50:17They've seen.
00:50:40They've seen.
00:51:00This is not looking good.
00:51:02I think we have ourselves a big problem.
00:51:04What's the problem, Clark?
00:51:06Yeah, the painting's missing.
00:51:07But none of that can be traced back to us.
00:51:10Not yet anyways.
00:51:12I knew these guys were going to bungle this job.
00:51:16All they had to do was meet us on Cat Island,
00:51:19give us the painting, they get their cut,
00:51:22and then we get our cut.
00:51:23It was simple.
00:51:33I wouldn't mind.
00:51:35Just me and I, Desire.
00:51:37Leave her alone.
00:51:43Oh no, help him!
00:51:46Why'd you do that?
00:51:48He came at me!
00:51:52Shark!
00:51:54Help!
00:51:55Help!
00:51:59We need to get the hell out of here!
00:52:06We're not going anywhere.
00:52:07The painting's breaking ethos.
00:52:09We can't go on anything.
00:52:10What the hell is she going on about?
00:52:12The man you just shot had the keys in his pocket!
00:52:15I didn't know.
00:52:17I swear.
00:52:18And he came at me!
00:52:20Fucking great.
00:52:31Don't be afraid, you and I.
00:52:37Fuck!
00:52:38Fine!
00:52:39Let's go!
00:52:40Back off, lady!
00:52:42Her and I were having some fun!
00:52:49Desconee!
00:52:49Help me!
00:52:54Grab my arm!
00:52:56What the hell are you doing?
00:53:01They got me!
00:53:02They got me!
00:53:04Help!
00:53:05Help me!
00:53:17We're having fun!
00:53:17What the hell are you doing?
00:53:18What the hell are you doing?
00:53:18The hell are you doing?
00:53:19She interrupted us!
00:53:20We were having fun!
00:53:21Who cares?
00:53:22Who's going to kill them anyway?
00:53:24That's why it's fun.
00:53:27She was at you tiver!
00:53:32But I'm sorry.
00:53:37There's a bullet.
00:53:39Oh!
00:53:39Come on!
00:53:48Fucking next time I don't want to end you!
00:53:55Stop! Clark, stop it!
00:54:03Next time I'll fucking end you!
00:54:12What happened?
00:54:14You hit your head. You've been out cold for a while.
00:54:17I guess I fell asleep too.
00:54:21No more rescue copters?
00:54:24No, not going to be one for a while.
00:54:27You think we should keep paddling out to the island?
00:54:32We should, but I think we've drifted farther away.
00:54:37Where do you think it is?
00:54:40Not far, probably beneath us.
00:54:43Yeah, that's what I thought.
00:54:45We won't give up.
00:54:47You didn't realize sharks held grudges.
00:54:50I mean, they are the oldest living species.
00:54:53They've gone through hundreds of millions of years of change.
00:54:56There's probably so much that humans will never understand.
00:54:59We can never make it a fraction as far.
00:55:05Hey! There it is!
00:55:07It's trying to prevent us from getting to the island.
00:55:10How the hell does it know our plans?
00:55:12A shark can't be that smart.
00:55:24What should we do?
00:55:26What's a shark's weak point?
00:55:29A normal shark, it's above the eye.
00:55:32If you puncture that, it'll pierce the brain cavity.
00:55:36Then that's what we need to do.
00:55:37I said a normal shark.
00:55:39This is not a normal shark.
00:55:41We have to try!
00:55:42Look for something sharp or pointed!
00:55:56Bingo!
00:55:57Bingo!
00:56:03Bring some help!
00:56:04Make some noise to distract it!
00:56:06There it is!
00:56:08Come on, you big ugly fish!
00:56:09Take this!
00:56:12Come on!
00:56:14Come on!
00:56:19Come on!
00:56:27What the hell just happened?
00:56:28I don't know.
00:56:29What is that?
00:56:30What the shark?
00:56:32I don't know!
00:56:34The bad's about to happen.
00:56:40Well, that solves one problem.
00:56:42Yeah, but now we have another.
00:56:44Where do you think that came from?
00:56:47Someone's nightmare?
00:56:49Look, homemade.
00:56:50Stitched together.
00:56:52I know what that is.
00:56:55Dawn.
00:56:57That's Scharkenstein.
00:56:58Scharken what?
00:56:59You never heard of the legend of Scharkenstein?
00:57:01No.
00:57:02I guess I'm about to.
00:57:04Legend has it a Nazi scientist who lived offshore was experimenting with Frankenstein's heart and brain and successfully transmitted it
00:57:11into a shark.
00:57:12It has to be it.
00:57:14Tad far-fetched, wouldn't you say?
00:57:16Sure as believable as being stalked by a prehistoric shark.
00:57:20Why is it here now?
00:57:21It was supposedly destroyed, but it appears it survived.
00:57:25We should get to Cat Island.
00:57:28Clark!
00:57:30Watch out!
00:57:34Oh.
00:57:37Now's my chance.
00:57:39Oh.
00:57:41You want toات!
00:57:51Didn't you save the last hit?
00:57:53No!
00:57:54Really?
00:58:17I made it.
00:58:19I made it.
00:58:21You can't get me now.
00:58:27This can't be out.
00:58:31Really?
00:58:32This is happening?
00:58:33This can't be out.
00:59:03You will stay down.
00:59:13Surprised you see me, my friend?
00:59:29I'm so glad that you came along.
00:59:32Maybe.
00:59:34Maybe not.
00:59:37You will come with me.
00:59:57You will not believe the day that I've had.
01:00:01I am not interested in your problems.
01:00:04Let me guess, you're the mad scientist.
01:00:08I am Klaus, a genius, working to further the interests of my Fuhrer.
01:00:18You're the mad scientist.
01:00:21You've kept Hitler's brain?
01:00:26You no doubt have heard about the legendary accomplishments of myself and my creation?
01:00:32Not exactly.
01:00:35Then let me educate you.
01:00:39I knew that was coming.
01:00:41I am Klaus.
01:00:43I am Klaus.
01:00:43Said creature is Schockenstein.
01:00:46Decades worth of experimentation.
01:00:49I will use it to continue the reign of my Fuhrer.
01:00:52His brain will ultimately be transplanted into someone, maybe even you.
01:01:00I'll pass.
01:01:02Thanks, though.
01:01:03You would not be wise to doubt me.
01:01:07Seems like your pet needs some obedience lessons.
01:01:13It escaped and injured me, but we will recapture it, and my experiments will continue.
01:01:22I've had enough of sharks in the last two days, so I'm good.
01:01:26I think I'm just going to hitch a ride.
01:01:28You got a phone or something?
01:01:33You will not be going anywhere.
01:01:55So what's the plan, Von Rickert?
01:01:58It's Klaus.
01:01:59The name is Klaus.
01:02:02Keep your swats to go on, pal.
01:02:04I was only joking.
01:02:06This is no laughing matter.
01:02:08A new world order is at hand, and you are lucky enough to be a part of it.
01:02:17No more exciting than being on Top Model Romero.
01:02:19Have you ever seen that show?
01:02:23Klaus does not watch that cream-coated TV programming.
01:02:29You should get out more.
01:02:30What are you even fiddling with here?
01:02:32I am making fine adjustments to my stun gun.
01:02:36The next time we meet the shark, it will not escape.
01:02:40I will stun it with this, and you and I will bring it back here for modifications and further experimenting.
01:02:50Probably an answer I don't want.
01:02:53But what about me?
01:02:55You will be safe, as long as you help me.
01:02:59Then, I will release you.
01:03:03And how do you plan on finding this shark, Enstein?
01:03:07It will find us.
01:03:22When I said help, I didn't exactly have this in mind.
01:03:26The shark knows you, has mocked you.
01:03:30Once it gets your scent, it will be here.
01:03:33Then, I will jump out and stun it.
01:03:36Don't be taking your time with that.
01:03:38One last question.
01:03:40What is it now?
01:03:42How exactly will it get my scent?
01:03:46Glad you asked.
01:03:59It won't be long now, young one.
01:04:07Where is that plastic beast?
01:04:10It might be long now, young one.
01:04:24I've got her...
01:04:24I've got my scent.
01:04:25Aaaaah!
01:04:29I've got her, girl, into a silly screaming.
01:04:32Aaaaah!
01:04:35Welcome back, my friend.
01:04:43The team's site must be off.
01:04:49I will not be defeated.
01:04:55It's all hell now.
01:05:32I will not be defeated.
01:05:33I will not be defeated.
01:06:07I will not be defeated.
01:06:07This is not all you've got.
01:06:18Oh, my God.
01:06:40Is it over?
01:06:43Is it really over?
01:07:10Is it over?
01:07:43Is it over?
01:07:51Is it over?
01:08:21Is it over?
01:08:52Is it over?
01:08:52Is it over?
01:09:01Is it over?
01:09:05Is it over?
01:09:05Is it over?
01:09:08Is it over?
01:09:12Is it over?
01:09:16Is it over?
01:09:28Is it over?
01:09:34Is it over?
01:10:03Is it over?
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