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00:00:04The
00:02:29Of course, you know that our government has been overthrown.
00:02:33You know, I heard that.
00:02:34Shut up.
00:02:35But not for long.
00:02:36We'll be back.
00:02:37And if you think you're seeing executions now, oh boy.
00:02:42Bravo.
00:02:43Bravissimo.
00:02:44But of course, in order to finance a great counter-revolution, it has been necessary for us to steal the
00:02:54Cuban treasure.
00:02:55Bravo.
00:02:56Shut up.
00:02:57Let us proceed.
00:03:00You're going to lose your casino, so you'll be leaving Cuba anyway.
00:03:04You have a big yacht, and you can leave anytime you wish, such as immediately.
00:03:09Therefore, I'm going to entrust you a solemn trust.
00:03:12Here we have one-fourth of the Cuban treasure.
00:03:15Your group, General Tostada, Coronel Cabeza Grande, and a squad of men will proceed to Ciudad Trujillo.
00:03:22There you'll wait for us to contact you and relieve you of the money, one fifth of which will be
00:03:26paid to you.
00:03:27Do you understand?
00:03:42General Tostada, Coronel Cabeza Grande, Sr. Renzo Capetto, and...
00:03:46My name is Happy Jack Monaghan.
00:03:48Glad to meet you, Jim.
00:04:08And now, the gold.
00:04:34You two had better get into the car.
00:04:36The general doesn't know any English, Sr. Capetto.
00:04:38I'll be his translator for you.
00:04:41Bueno?
00:04:43Bueno.
00:04:44Bueno.
00:04:44Metanse al auto.
00:04:46Now it's time to go.
00:04:49Adios.
00:04:49Adios.
00:04:50I'll see you later, huh?
00:04:52Coronel.
00:05:08Get out of me.
00:05:10Adios.
00:05:15Quiere to the radio.
00:05:16Don't you wanna know?
00:05:18Oh, why?
00:05:21Don't.
00:05:22Ah!
00:05:27Oh, oh.
00:05:29Oh, oh.
00:05:30All my time.
00:05:32Oh.Player.
00:05:38Call Müller.
00:05:38Call Moore. Call
00:05:38tard. No,
00:05:52the first move and the great conspiracy had been made the Cuban Treasury was now in the gentle
00:05:59hands of Renzo Capetto the most trustworthy man ever to be deported from Sicily they thought they
00:06:05were smart but little did they know that I Sparks Moran was an American agent luckily I had been
00:06:12able to work my way into the crew by posing as a notorious gun machine burglar from Chicago my
00:06:18real name is XK 150 hey you come on down here and help with this how'd it go folksy we
00:06:27had a
00:06:27hairy little chase but we got the stuff crazy hey Colonel Grande you can bring your men aboard
00:06:35what happens with all that mob I don't know I thought we just have an officer or two but it
00:06:40looks like we're gonna have a little difficulty you don't think of a way to remove them and grab
00:06:47that loot cause you're my big strong swinging brain you're sweet baby
00:07:00hi sis hi baby doll did they scare you ah just a little oh all right boys get ready to
00:07:09go Pete take
00:07:11the wheel Jack you and Clark's of Sparks get ready to cast off well well this is a beautiful night
00:07:29for
00:07:29sailing and so we left Cuba forever sailing the most astounding adventure to be inflicted upon man
00:07:41and what a group we were the big cheese was Renzo Capetto alias Capo Rosetto alias Rato Pizzetti
00:07:51alias Zeppo staccato alias Shirley Lamour at 15 he served his first stretch for rolling a drunk in
00:07:59the lobby of the Waldorf historian New Year's Eve 1934 in 1940 he was involved in an unsuccessful attempt to
00:08:07nominate Benito Mussolini for the Republican ticket during the war he was rejected by the Navy Marines and
00:08:14the SS now deported he has retained his contacts with a syndicate and is still regarded as a dangerous
00:08:21character Mary Bell Monaghan alias Mary Monaghan Bell alias Bell Mary Monaghan alias Monaghan Mary Bell
00:08:32they say she was a gun mall just because lucky Luciano gave her a Rolls-Royce every Christmas and
00:08:38they can't really prove that she sneaked into the Hollywood Bowl with a Tommy gun and rubbed off the
00:08:42convention of police chiefs in 1956 oh I know that she got nailed cold when she was pushing heroin in
00:08:48a
00:08:48laundry room in Boys Town but I'm willing to give anyone the benefit of the doubt especially when she's
00:08:55as crazy-looking as Mary Bell this is happy Jack Monaghan so-called because he developed a muscle
00:09:02spasm in his cheeks from watching too many Humphrey Bogart pictures happy Jack's record is bereaved his
00:09:09only crimes having been committed after his sister Mary Bell talked Renzo into giving him a job up until
00:09:16that time happy Jack had been a tennis bum sleeping under the bleachers at Forest Hills and mooching nickels
00:09:21in the BMT subway since taking up with Renzo he has become a well-known dice loader and murder the
00:09:29most
00:09:29number of the dark quartet is Pete Peterson jr son of Pete Peterson Sr famed vaudeville bird mimic Pete Jr
00:09:37inherited his father's talent for animal imitations but unfortunately blew his brain out of whack while
00:09:43imitating a whooping crane at the Elks convention picnic in Oshkosh in 1942 since then anyone has been able to
00:09:50convince Pete of anything Renzo found him struggling along as a pickpocket at Jones Beach and took him with him
00:09:56in his exile since then he has been Renzo's faithful servant shining his shoes and rubbing out his enemies in
00:10:04return
00:10:04Renzo permits him to imitate any animal that comes into his head
00:10:13that for instance was a mating call of the Himalayan yak there they are my shipmates I didn't know where
00:10:23they
00:10:23were taking those unsuspecting cubans but I knew they were taking and so with grim faces we set our helm
00:10:29against the perilous future
00:10:38okay now before I begin does anyone anything to say
00:10:44Pete?
00:10:48how about you Jack what do you think we should do?
00:10:50you have?
00:10:52oh now honey is that any way for Maribel's big man to talk
00:10:55oh now look we've got to get rid of at least half of these cubans without making the rest of
00:11:01them suspicious
00:11:07he used to be a cuban fisherman by the name of Hemingway
00:11:12he got hooked on a sea monster in these waters a couple of years ago and he was dragged for
00:11:18miles
00:11:19he's got a lot of publicity we're going to show these boys the greatest sea monster they ever saw in
00:11:25their lives
00:11:26jack in my trunk there's some garden rakes used for weeding tomatoes you get them and sharpen them
00:11:33like scalpers pete you mix up a mess of olive oil and green ink and snag some seaweed from over
00:11:41the side
00:11:42now jack what are you going to do sharpen up the garden rakes good boy pete how about you
00:11:53does he have to do that all right jack peter
00:12:20we've had a good life together haven't we baby you know it folks
00:12:27winters in tijuana summers in cicero
00:12:32remember that wonderful trip we took to Monte Carlo you mean the time we heisted all those hundred dollar
00:12:38chips sure
00:12:42i'll admit i couldn't really hear anything through that door but i was sure they were up to no good
00:12:47i knew it was up to me to stop them
00:12:51now we're off again to parts unknown
00:12:56it's like a second honeymoon you know something we ought to get married now don't be a drag baby
00:13:07how much jack do you think's in that strong box there's plenty of cuban sugar though what are we
00:13:13going to do with all of it
00:13:18i don't know
00:13:21i always wanted to open up a home for the age of hoodlums
00:13:39a government agent lives in constant peril
00:13:44i devised my undetectable radio set using simulated hot dogs for knobs and tubes inside
00:13:51of dill pickles while watching a number of sewer workmen during lunch hour
00:13:56it comes in mighty handy believe you me
00:13:59one little slip and i could be headed for davy jones locker
00:14:05hello havana this is agent xk 150
00:14:09over
00:14:12i'm making my first official report so far not too much has happened but i'm anticipating
00:14:20renzo capetto and his gang are on board is suspected i am with them
00:14:25i will call you again soon one of these days this is agent xk 150 signing off
00:14:37that's what's happening just having a bite
00:14:45gee that looks good do you mind if i join you
00:15:22the general says good morning you gorgeous beautiful creature
00:15:31would you ask the general to remove himself from my presence
00:15:38ella dice que muy buenos días para usted mi general
00:15:42usted para mí es como una flor del mar como un ángel de neptuno sonriéndole al fondo
00:15:50de general
00:15:51de general says you had a um you had a conden congio power
00:15:56thinking
00:15:58would you tell the general that i feel that he'd be most at home
00:16:02barbecuing slowly over a hot spit
00:16:06and ella dice que mi general es un hombre muy digno y de gran empujo
00:16:16you must be a glutton for punishment
00:16:30What do you want?
00:16:32You're too good for this life.
00:16:35You're young and you're innocent.
00:16:36You should get out.
00:16:38If only ever you're good.
00:16:42Are you unwell?
00:16:44The getting is great.
00:16:46You're a victim of circumstance.
00:16:48You're a victim of circumstance.
00:16:48If only ever you're good.
00:16:48I try.
00:16:51I do try.
00:16:52You're a crazy mixed up kid.
00:16:55I am perfectly adjusted to my life of crime.
00:16:58Now, what is your story?
00:17:00Oh, well, you see, I'm beyond help.
00:17:02But you're not. You can find a clean young man to marry and...
00:17:05I haven't got the time.
00:17:07But I can help you, Mary Bell.
00:17:10You can turn blue.
00:17:12Don't worry, Mary Bell.
00:17:14I'll save you. I die.
00:17:19That's a comforting alternative.
00:17:29A secret agent should never sleep.
00:17:31But there I was, dreaming of Mom's apple pie.
00:17:35While up on deck, Renzo and his cutthroats were taking the first step.
00:17:40Killing an innocent Cuban.
00:17:42And pretending some imaginary monster did it just so they would be panicked into changing course.
00:17:47So that Renzo could steer them to his own picked destination.
00:18:12Keep, wait one minute, then give the alarm.
00:18:20But what none of us knew was that the monster invented by Renzo had already been invented by somebody else.
00:18:28By a couple of other monsters, I guess.
00:18:30What the hell are you doing?
00:18:44I'm not.
00:18:45I'm not.
00:18:46What the hell are you doing?
00:18:52No!
00:18:52No!
00:18:53No!
00:18:54No!
00:18:55No!
00:18:56No!
00:18:57No!
00:18:58No!
00:18:59No!
00:19:12What did he say?
00:19:17The General says what happened.
00:19:19Well, I have an idea, if you'd like to hear it.
00:19:22Please go ahead.
00:19:25Well, I don't think it was anything human that killed your soldier.
00:19:29I've seen the tracks and the claw wounds on their bodies.
00:19:34Now, in my studied opinion, those soldiers were attacked by some weird creature from the sea.
00:19:41They came in, did your boys in, and vanished with them.
00:19:48What's so funny?
00:19:50That creature! How silly! Did you really think it?
00:19:56What is the grace?
00:20:00This stupid gringo thinks Alejandro killed a monster who came out of the sea.
00:20:05Silence!
00:20:07This stupid gringo is right.
00:20:10I think this has only been done by an unknown unknown amphibian from unknown waters.
00:20:19You are right, it is the monster.
00:20:32These waters are very dangerous, so we must flood a new course.
00:20:37Please turn the wall back to the left.
00:20:39Go ahead.
00:20:41Go ahead, march it.
00:20:49Catch that?
00:20:51Our brave General Toestado didn't miss an excuse to blow the trip and change course.
00:20:57Do you think he's got a glint in his eye?
00:21:01Pure gold.
00:21:04Maybe one when I have to knock them all off.
00:21:07Oh.
00:21:09You boys are getting careless.
00:21:10I told you to kill one, not two.
00:21:13What's that? I got your count.
00:21:16Okay, Pete.
00:21:18Take the wheel.
00:21:19But, Gio, I thought it was only one.
00:21:22Well, I can't figure this out.
00:21:27As though we were going somewhere, I didn't know.
00:21:30Washington didn't know.
00:21:31Renzo didn't know.
00:21:33We all had to find out.
00:21:36Now, gentlemen, I think we ought to make our decision.
00:21:40Skull.
00:21:42Thank you, Pete.
00:21:44Now, has anybody got an idea?
00:21:46About what?
00:21:48About where we're going.
00:21:50I thought it was to Ciudad Trujillo we were going.
00:21:53Oh, no. That's been changed.
00:21:56General Tostado thinks we ought to change course in order to escape the monster.
00:22:01Where are we going, General?
00:22:03Caracas, Venezuela.
00:22:04No.
00:22:05Oh, no, no. I think we ought to go to...
00:22:07Let's go to India.
00:22:08I've always wanted to see a...
00:22:10Actually, I think we ought to go to Cannes.
00:22:12It's really strange this time of the year.
00:22:14Were you listening?
00:22:15It's so strange, my friend.
00:22:16I always had a secret desire.
00:22:18I always wanted to go to Bali, you know?
00:22:21Bali?
00:22:22Bali?
00:22:23Bali?
00:22:35We are not going to Bali.
00:22:37Caracas, Venezuela.
00:22:39No.
00:22:40Please tell the General that I am convinced we ought to go to San Juan, Puerto Rico.
00:22:44He says he is convinced the only place to go to San Juan, Puerto Rico.
00:22:50This is Agent XK150 calling Agent XK120 via 190 SL.
00:23:00Come in, Nevada.
00:23:01Now, the first thing we've got to think about is to escape this finkie monster.
00:23:06Now, if you take a look at the chart, you'll notice there's a lot of deep water just north of
00:23:10Puerto Rico.
00:23:11Too deep for the monster to live in.
00:23:13Well, how do you know he can't live in deep water?
00:23:17Because of his feet. He's a walker, and he's got to stay at the bottom.
00:23:21Now, right, stupid?
00:23:22Right, stupid.
00:23:25Now, when we get to Puerto Rico, we'll take the strong box ashore.
00:23:28Now, as an American, I won't be noticed.
00:23:31I'll take a plane up to Teodad Trujillo.
00:23:34Take the box with me.
00:23:36I can say unequivocally without the slightest qualm of doubt that this gang is heading for Bali.
00:23:45I think the government should watch for us at the Panama Canal.
00:23:49Over.
00:23:52The general says it's all right.
00:23:55We may go to Puerto Rico.
00:23:56But he won't kick the strong box out of his sight.
00:24:01Okay, it's a deal.
00:24:03Here he is.
00:24:15What do you think of it, Sparks?
00:24:20Looks like a Portuguese fishing vessel to me.
00:24:22Good guess.
00:24:24A Girard.
00:24:26The Cuban Coast Guard.
00:24:29Looks like they're coming this way.
00:24:32Maybe they're looking for the gold.
00:24:35Hey, Pete.
00:24:36Tell Tostara and this man to stay below.
00:24:39Sparks, see if we can catch a fish.
00:24:43Everybody keep your guns handy.
00:24:45I don't have any guns, Mary Bell.
00:24:48Give them one of your guns.
00:24:50Ow!
00:24:51Give them one of your guns, Mary Bell.
00:25:01Let's appear casual.
00:25:04Mary Bell, sing a song.
00:25:17Oh, kiss me, baby.
00:25:25Please kiss me fine.
00:25:31Please kiss me fine.
00:25:32Please kiss me fine.
00:25:33I'll make you forget what you've got on your mind.
00:25:48Oh, kiss my follyras.
00:25:54Oh, kiss my folly abs.
00:25:58chúng, Baby.
00:26:08Maybe, it'll make you forget the war.
00:26:20Remember somewhere in 52, I met you somewhere in 52.
00:26:40You kissed me somewhere in 52.
00:26:53Oh, kiss me, baby.
00:26:54Oh, kiss me, baby.
00:27:00Don't you make me mad?
00:27:07I can make you forget all that you never had.
00:27:22Kiss me, baby.
00:27:28I am divine.
00:27:33If you've ever loved me, then you'll see this me.
00:27:49And that creature from the haunted sea, you'll never need to feel.
00:28:05Oh, hi there.
00:28:07You're looking for some gold that was stolen from the Bureau of Cuba.
00:28:15Oh, baby, come here.
00:28:30You wouldn't have to come aboard.
00:28:32We're Americans on a pleasure trip out here.
00:28:36I don't think he's got any authority to search this ship.
00:28:44I think this gives us the authority to search this boat.
00:28:50Well, as you see, there's nothing on board.
00:28:55I haven't seen anything. I want to take a look down below.
00:28:57He didn't sound like a Cuban to me.
00:29:01I figured in this situation I'd better stick with Renzo,
00:29:04so I decided to knock out the leader of the Cubans with a fish I had on the end of
00:29:08my line.
00:29:22Hey, good work, Pete.
00:29:24Listen, we'd better check the boat and see if there are any others.
00:29:27Oh, kissy.
00:29:28Maribel, you can stop singing now.
00:29:34You have this terrific voice.
00:29:36Oh, if I can only push you overboard.
00:29:39Your talents are being allowed to molder away unknown to humanity.
00:29:44You could be a star.
00:29:46The toast of three continents, your name in light.
00:29:49Let me take you away and deliver you.
00:29:52I just can't believe that you're real.
00:29:56She was madly in love with me, only she didn't know it yet.
00:30:05I think I smell land. Are we almost there?
00:30:09Oh, about six or eight hours.
00:30:15Another lucky shooter.
00:30:17Pause the point.
00:30:22You're ravishing.
00:30:24You're sick.
00:30:25Listen, I have a plan.
00:30:27As soon as we get there, we'll wait for night.
00:30:30And when Renzo isn't looking, we'll jump off and swim for shore
00:30:34through shark-infested water so no one will follow us.
00:30:38Then we'll steal a sailing thingy and head for Brazil.
00:30:41How do you like it?
00:30:43I think it's grand. You ought to do it.
00:30:47Well, I meant you too.
00:30:49Honey, I wouldn't ride on the same bus with you.
00:30:56Now, Pete, I want you to listen carefully.
00:30:59Now, on the north coast of the Big Island,
00:31:03there's a teeny speck of land called La Isla del Borracho,
00:31:08named after one of Columbus's lieutenants.
00:31:10We should be deserted by now.
00:31:13We ought to be able to land there, huh?
00:31:16Good.
00:31:19Now, there's a reef around the island
00:31:21and a very narrow opening which we have to go through.
00:31:25I am going to run this yacht on the rocks,
00:31:29right at the entrance.
00:31:31Now, during the panic, we'll take the strong box,
00:31:34load it on a skiff, and head for shore.
00:31:37Now, Pete, when we get over 30 feet of water,
00:31:41I'll give you a signal.
00:31:43And then I want you to capsize the boat.
00:31:48You understand?
00:31:51Later, Pete, we'll come back and dive for it.
00:31:54You understand everything?
00:31:56Sure.
00:31:57We hit the rocks, and then we'll put the box in the skiff,
00:32:01and then we dump it over 30 feet of water,
00:32:03so we can come back and get it.
00:32:08And that's because it's filled with nitroglycerin.
00:32:11It shouldn't be on board anyway.
00:32:15Out of Borracho.
00:32:17Look at the reefs.
00:32:23Reefs, get ahead.
00:32:32We're starting through.
00:32:34We're starting through.
00:32:36We need to go.
00:32:51We're starting!
00:32:55I'll save you.
00:32:57I'll save you.
00:32:57I'll save you.
00:32:58I'll save you.
00:32:59Move your hands, sir.
00:33:01Very well.
00:33:02I won't leave you.
00:33:02I'll never leave you.
00:33:03We'll drown together.
00:33:04You've been minted.
00:33:05My lunchbox.
00:33:08My, what a short memory.
00:33:10Open the head of Wolfe.
00:33:12Behind us at Bar.
00:33:17We'll break the water.
00:33:18They're YouTubers.
00:33:21It's all right.
00:33:22Be calm, everybody.
00:33:23The boat's insured.
00:33:30They're all right.
00:33:32They're all right.
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00:33:53They're all right.
00:33:56Everything went according to plan, the Renzos and the Monsters.
00:34:12Roll, roll, roll your boat gently up the creek.
00:34:16Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary, I'm going to be sick.
00:34:29You know, this reminds me of one time on Lake Minnetonka.
00:34:32Louise Schmidt and I were paddling along when what do you think happened?
00:34:50The General says you have your orders as soon as he can estimate the situation.
00:34:54Well, you've been General General.
00:34:58Got to be through giving orders around here.
00:35:01Hey, look.
00:35:02You men have no money and you have no guns and you're on U.S. soil.
00:35:07That's all right. I'm on your side.
00:35:10Steve, I want you to search the island and see if anybody lives here.
00:35:14Jack, you take one of the lifeboats and row to shore.
00:35:17Make your way to San Juan and rent us a fishing boat and plenty of diving gear.
00:35:22Yeah, uh-huh. Come on, boy.
00:35:28Oh, Colonel, just even get your men to build us a lean-to or something to keep the rain off.
00:35:35Attention!
00:35:38Defente!
00:35:39Make it!
00:35:59Stop!
00:36:00Isn't this great?
00:36:01Good day here forever.
00:36:03I won't be necessary, baby.
00:36:06Why?
00:36:08Well, the way I figure it, these Cubans aren't very much at diving.
00:36:12But Jack, Pete and I are all pretty good spear fishermen.
00:36:16We'll go down, find the strong box, and hide it in a hole in a reef.
00:36:21After that, we'll tell the Cubans that it's no use and give up.
00:36:27It'll be safe there for months, even years,
00:36:30until we're ready to come back and get it.
00:36:33You like it?
00:36:36Booksy, sometimes you are so smart you make me sick.
00:37:27Hello, operator. Get me Havana, Cuba, 652-314.
00:37:40Cuba, 652-314.
00:37:45Oh, listen, I don't have the right change, so would you mind charging that to my home phone,
00:37:51which is in Washington, D.C., in the U.S.A.
00:37:56It is 762-691.
00:38:00Estada, Unida, Washington.
00:38:02Uh, six, uh, six, uh, duo, six, nueve, duo, whatever.
00:38:12Um, right, thanks a lot.
00:38:17That service is terrific.
00:38:22Hello, Santa Domingo Barr? Is there a girl there playing chess?
00:38:27You're right. I want to talk to her.
00:38:32Hello.
00:38:34I'll give you all my utilities and all my railroads for Park Place.
00:38:40Not a chance. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go.
00:38:43Do not collect your $200.
00:38:47XK120?
00:38:48Right. XK150?
00:38:50Right.
00:38:50Listen, I, uh, I can't really talk now.
00:38:53I don't know exactly what's happening or where I am.
00:38:56But I have the feeling that this case is about to bust wide open.
00:39:00I can't talk now. Someone's waiting to use the phone, but I'll keep in touch.
00:39:04Did you get that?
00:39:05Repeat the last part of that message.
00:39:08I'll keep in touch.
00:39:11Did you get that?
00:39:13Right.
00:39:15Which way do I turn this Dakota pin?
00:39:17Left.
00:39:18Left?
00:39:18Right.
00:39:19Right.
00:39:43Left.
00:39:47Left?
00:39:57Left.
00:40:01Left!
00:40:05Let's that thing at once.
00:40:05Left.
00:40:06Left.
00:40:07Left.
00:40:09Left.
00:40:10Left.
00:40:12Frontage
00:40:21Oh, my God.
00:40:50Oh, my God.
00:41:31Oh, my God.
00:41:34Oh, my God.
00:41:35Oh, my God.
00:41:38Oh, my God.
00:41:51Pete, Pete.
00:41:52Pete, aren't you going to introduce me to the lady?
00:41:54Isn't it beautiful, Renzo?
00:41:58Very lovely.
00:42:00Where did you meet?
00:42:05Oh, no.
00:42:07That was me, Mary-in-law.
00:42:12I wish you many happy returns of the day.
00:42:15Oh, isn't that a ring you're wearing, Michelle?
00:42:18Forcina Perez.
00:42:19It's a wedding ring.
00:42:32What's wrong, baby doll?
00:42:34Aloha.
00:42:34Get the equipment?
00:42:35Oh, about 20 bottles, 10 regulars, masks, spear guns, the works.
00:42:39Oh, I did it, as usual.
00:42:42Well, okay, we're going to start diving this afternoon.
00:42:44I brought something else on with me, too.
00:42:52Carmelita, I'd like you to meet Renzo Capetta, my sister Mary-Belle, Mr. Pete Peterson, and, well, I don't know
00:43:00who the large woman with him is.
00:43:01Forcina Perez.
00:43:03Hi.
00:43:04Hello, everybody.
00:43:06You found this woman in San Juan?
00:43:08Well, she was living in a sort of sorority house down by the docks.
00:43:12She's awful friendly.
00:43:14Why don't you come on with me, honey?
00:43:16I'll show you our sorority house.
00:43:21Señor Capetto, I have the honor to report that my men will be ready one hour.
00:43:26Ready for what?
00:43:27To dive to the Strandbox.
00:43:30You mean your men are divers?
00:43:31Yes, they are Cuban Army prog men.
00:43:36Olé.
00:43:41I have a situation well on hand.
00:43:43Mary-Belle was weakening, as I'm sure you've noticed.
00:43:46Then she came into my life.
00:43:48I didn't see her coming, but somehow I sensed her presence and knew that my life was changed forever.
00:43:58Hello, who are you?
00:44:05Sparks Moran.
00:44:06As a trained espionage agent, I could tell that she was attracted to me.
00:44:10But I wanted Mary-Belle.
00:44:12And Mary-Belle wanted Renzo.
00:44:14And Renzo wanted a gold.
00:44:16Hey!
00:44:18Hey!
00:44:19Hey!
00:44:19Sparks!
00:44:20Sparks!
00:44:20I'm an idiot!
00:44:22Let's keep this thing firm.
00:44:24You all right?
00:44:25Oh, yes.
00:44:29All right, we're ready.
00:44:30We'll just keep it on.
00:44:31I don't know, but I'm ready.
00:44:33Let's go, Cubans!
00:44:36Let's go!
00:44:39Let's go!
00:44:45Let's go!
00:44:48Let's go!
00:44:51No!
00:44:57No, Clingle!
00:44:59No!
00:45:16Good luck, Booksy.
00:45:56The search for the strong box had begun.
00:45:59But the sea was cluttered up with Cubans,
00:46:02dispersed by General Tostata to search independently.
00:46:07All those Cubans alone in the deep.
00:46:09This was a chance for Renzo to again become the sea monster.
00:46:18A lonely Cuban had found one of the many wrecks on the bottom.
00:46:27And Renzo had found the lonely Cuban.
00:46:58They're killing them.
00:47:03The victim was dead, the killers delighted, but not satisfied.
00:47:10Renzo must have another quart of Latin blood.
00:47:17We waited, sensing the dangers below, while the unholy three sought new prey.
00:47:33It didn't take them long to find it.
00:47:49What happened to Bill? What's this type?
00:47:51No, it was a monster.
00:47:53What do you mean a monster?
00:47:54A real, live, honest-to-goodness monster with claws in Everlane.
00:47:57Oh, you're nuts.
00:47:58Who'd they say?
00:47:59Carmelita, it's too dangerous for you here.
00:48:02Let's run away and live a little.
00:48:03No, no, I'm in love with Sparks.
00:48:05Sparks Moran?
00:48:06Let's see.
00:48:07Well, how can you be in love with him? He's an idiot.
00:48:09You ought to be in love with me.
00:48:10No, I'm in love with him.
00:48:12And I don't care if he'll never see you again.
00:48:16Oh, if I'd only pay my life insurance premium, I'd kill myself.
00:48:20Oh, no, no, no. Don't kid yourself.
00:48:23Well, why now?
00:48:24No, you come with me. I'll show you.
00:48:26Come with me to the jungle.
00:48:27You've seen one jungle. You've seen them all.
00:48:29No.
00:48:29You come with me, you'll see and you'll like.
00:48:33Hello, Carol.
00:48:35Senor.
00:48:35I'm very much afraid of this monster.
00:48:38Well, let's now pick up and go home.
00:48:40No.
00:48:41I am an officer.
00:48:43We will not stop until we have this tromba.
00:48:46From now on, we'll dive with spear guns.
00:48:50Crazy.
00:49:01Mango!
00:49:04Mango!
00:49:09Mango!
00:49:12Mango!
00:49:12Mango!
00:49:13Mango!
00:49:13Mango!
00:49:17Mango!
00:49:26Mango!
00:49:30Mango!
00:49:39Angelina!
00:49:41You're the only one who's out to my wife?
00:49:43daughter. Her name is Mango. Mango. I was telling her what that no good of
00:50:01Carmelita do to you. I was telling her to cheat you up. Gee thanks Porcina, but it
00:50:08really wasn't necessary. Do you not like Mango? Yeah, I like it. Well, I don't think that's
00:50:26gonna matter at all. Okay, I'm going back now. He is waiting for me now. Adios Porcina.
00:50:37Adios.
00:50:46Adios Porcina.
00:51:02Adios Porcina.
00:51:20Are you all right, Porcina? Oh I'm alright, my hero. Hey, who was happy, Jack? Oh come on. I
00:51:30I'll take you to them!
00:51:32Them?
00:51:33Yes!
00:51:37Oh, I don't know what you said, Mango.
00:51:43But it sure was wonderful.
00:51:53I feel the same way, Mango.
00:51:56Well, I never felt like this in my whole life before.
00:52:00I don't know if I was interested
00:52:02to be able to sell them
00:52:05Oh, I know, Mango. I know.
00:52:14Well, here comes Pete and Porcina.
00:52:23Hi, Jack. Who's your friend?
00:52:25Well, this is Mango Perez, Porcina's daughter.
00:52:28Gee, she's almost as pretty as her mother.
00:52:30Yeah, she's wonderful.
00:52:32Yeah, but can't you do imitation?
00:52:34Well, I don't know.
00:52:35And I don't care, because I love her.
00:52:37Gosh, you're going to marry her?
00:52:39Yeah, well, why not?
00:52:41Why not?
00:52:42If you marry Mango, then I marry Porcina.
00:52:46I'll be your father.
00:52:48Woo-hoo!
00:52:49None of a boy tall is back.
00:52:51Oh, we can not talk here.
00:52:53We can not talk.
00:52:55He may be trouble.
00:52:58Yeah.
00:52:59I just had a fight with him.
00:53:01You know, Pete, I'm getting tired all this running around.
00:53:06You know what I'd like to do?
00:53:08I'd like to marry Mango and settle down here.
00:53:12Well, I could start a tennis club.
00:53:15They don't have clubs.
00:53:16They have rack heads.
00:53:18You know, you're right.
00:53:20But you know something, though?
00:53:21I'd like to do the same thing myself.
00:53:25Say, why don't we rub them all out?
00:53:27And that's right.
00:53:28We can keep the strong box for ourselves.
00:53:30Oh, yes.
00:53:32Well, even Mary Bell?
00:53:33Oh, gee.
00:53:34I don't know about her.
00:53:36Well, she is my sister.
00:53:39Of course, we could keep her around to do the housekeeping.
00:53:41Sure.
00:53:42And she'll get over losing Renzo.
00:53:44Sure.
00:53:45Well, how about it?
00:53:46Is it a deal?
00:53:46Sure.
00:53:48Besides, they've been cheating on their income tax anyway.
00:53:55Mango.
00:53:55Mango.
00:53:56She won't go swimming.
00:53:58All right.
00:53:58Go.
00:53:59Where's Pete and the boys?
00:54:00They know we should be diving this afternoon.
00:54:02I think they're somewhere in the jungle.
00:54:13What's this?
00:54:15Well, what is this?
00:54:15This man's life is playing around with Mr. Pierce.
00:54:19He's very angry.
00:54:21That's tough.
00:54:27This man wants to sell you his wife for $50 and a case of wrong.
00:54:32That'd be nuts.
00:54:33I think he's crazy.
00:54:35I don't accept that kind of insult to anyone.
00:54:37Now I say $100.
00:54:38I think he's going to sell you a little letter.
00:54:39Kamalita, will you talk so we're busy?
00:54:42Oh, sure.
00:54:43I would tell him to cut down to $20 for a fifth of gin.
00:54:47Gin nothing.
00:54:49Who wants to buy his improbable wife?
00:54:53Come on, general testata, let's get going.
00:54:56Soldados, Cubanos, de nuevo a sumergirnos.
00:55:01Una, dos, y tres.
00:55:04Una, dos, y tres.
00:55:07Una, dos, y tres.
00:55:09Una, dos, y tres.
00:55:18All right, baby.
00:55:20Listen, you roll out of these, because I can't use them without Peter Jack to help me, huh?
00:55:24I'll keep them warm for you.
00:55:58You're right.
00:55:58You're right.
00:55:59You're right.
00:56:23It out.
00:56:24Oh, my God.
00:56:59Oh, my God.
00:57:26Oh, my God.
00:57:58Oh, my God.
00:58:01Oh, my God.
00:58:05My God.
00:58:17My God.
00:58:19Renzo, please, round my daughter, please!
00:58:32Manco! Manco!
00:58:37Manco! Manco!
00:58:45What did you have to do, Renzo?
00:58:47Why did I have to do what?
00:58:49Don't play games with me. Why did you kill her?
00:58:51Jack, I swear I had nothing to do.
00:58:53I said don't play games.
00:58:54We all saw her.
00:58:56The same five incisions and those round marks
00:58:58and that stupid coil plunges.
00:59:00Why'd you ask Maribel?
00:59:01I gave her the rakes before I went under.
00:59:03That won't play.
00:59:04You had two more in your trunk.
00:59:05Just in case, you said, remember?
00:59:07Yeah, I remember, but they're still there.
00:59:10I can't convince them, honey. Maybe you can.
00:59:13Sorry, honey.
00:59:14I'm afraid I'm going to have to go along with Jack.
00:59:17You think I did it?
00:59:18Well, what else can I think?
00:59:21You made that monster up out of thin air.
00:59:23I don't try to tell me it's real.
00:59:24I'm not that stupid.
00:59:26Well, I am.
00:59:27I always believed in it.
00:59:29But it's got to be real.
00:59:30Either that or the Cubans are trying to kill us all.
00:59:33I can't buy that.
00:59:34I don't care what you buy.
00:59:36From now on, we're going to die with spirits like the rest of them.
00:59:39We've got to get rid of the rest of those Cubans as quickly as possible.
00:59:42I will start tomorrow morning with Tostado.
00:59:46Jack?
00:59:48Pete?
00:59:49Good morning.
00:59:50Good morning, man.
00:59:52Good morning.
00:59:58Let's go.
01:00:11Good morning.
01:00:13Good morning,ân.
01:00:16Good morning, és.
01:00:18Good morning.
01:00:18Come on, my dad.
01:00:18But, as usual, they were not alone.
01:00:22Renzo waited for them to separate.
01:00:35One pulled away, and then there were two.
01:00:50Tostada went on alone into the forbidding void,
01:00:53with the killers closing in.
01:01:16The giant observer stood watching.
01:01:18Over a pathetic bit of cloth,
01:01:21all that remained of mango.
01:01:24At last, Tostada had found his gold
01:01:27in his own watery grave.
01:02:05The general died as all generals should.
01:02:08His greedy murderers let his body drift away
01:02:11while they congratulated each other.
01:02:19Happy Jack found the scrap of a dress,
01:02:22and knew what had happened to his beloved.
01:02:27Suddenly...
01:02:27and knew what had happened to him.
01:02:53And now...
01:02:57And now...
01:02:57Who was down there with Jack?
01:02:58No, baby, you gotta believe...
01:03:00I'm gonna have to look at you again!
01:03:09Oh, Renzo!
01:03:10Mary-Belle, I saw what he did to you.
01:03:12They killed your brother.
01:03:13And now you've got to leave, Mary-Belle,
01:03:15and there's no one to help you but me.
01:03:17Oh, Mary-Belle, I love you so much,
01:03:18I could slip.
01:03:19Just get on him!
01:03:26What do you do to my man?
01:03:28Oh, shut up!
01:03:41It was dusk.
01:03:44I could tell because the sun was going down.
01:03:52You were right, senor.
01:03:54All my army is finishing.
01:03:57I knew when the general died.
01:04:00I don't care about the coxin.
01:04:01More than the monster.
01:04:03I don't want him to kill any more of my men.
01:04:07Neither do I, colonel.
01:04:09I think we must go to Ciudad Trujillo in the morning.
01:04:12You can go anywhere you like.
01:04:14I'm going home.
01:04:15To America?
01:04:18America?
01:04:20No, I can't go back there anymore.
01:04:25Cicely.
01:04:26Oh.
01:04:28I've got an uncle there who's been after me for years
01:04:30to help me snap grapes.
01:04:33He's beginning to appeal to me.
01:04:39Mary-Belle hates me.
01:04:41I know.
01:04:43But I love you.
01:04:46It's kind of nice having somebody love you.
01:04:51Why don't you try to love me?
01:04:53You might like it.
01:04:56I guess I can try.
01:04:59She pressed her hot Latin lips against mine.
01:05:02And I forgot everything but Armelita.
01:05:04But our silent partner was not going to let me forget.
01:05:09This was it.
01:05:10There was but one thing a responsible, trusted representative
01:05:13of the United States government could do at a time like this.
01:05:16And get out of there.
01:05:19Mary-Belle.
01:05:20Yes?
01:05:22Hiya.
01:05:23I'd just like one more chance to explain.
01:05:27Please.
01:05:29All right, Booksy.
01:05:31It doesn't really matter.
01:05:33No matter where you go or what you do or who you kill.
01:05:39I'll love you till the day I die.
01:05:47Hang on, hang on.
01:05:57Get him.
01:05:59Get me!
01:06:08Get on!
01:06:21Heyyy.
01:06:24Oh no, no.
01:06:34Renzo loved Mary Bell, but he was the skipper
01:06:37and decided to go down ahead of his ship.
01:07:08Oh, my God.
01:07:48Come on, Lita, I've never known a girl like you.
01:07:51You've never spent your whole life in a monastery?
01:07:54Come on, Lita, I love you, and I want to marry you and take you away from all this.
01:07:58That I would like it, I think.
01:08:00Of course, we'd have to live on the salary of an American spy, which is $41.50 a week.
01:08:05I don't care. You're so strong, so intelligent.
01:08:09You see how you saw the whole thing? You're the smartest little few in the whole world.
01:08:15I'm not really as smart as I look, Tom Lita. You see, I have to admit that all that time
01:08:20I thought Renzo and the Cubans were trying to steal that strong buff.
01:08:24But I was wrong. The real killer was the monster.
01:08:29So what? You're beautiful.
01:08:33So I got the girl. And guess who got the gold?
01:08:39Oh, my God.
01:08:47What?
01:08:52What did you say?
01:08:52I got the guise.
01:08:52What happened?
01:08:53Oh, you're beautiful.
01:08:53Oh, my God.
01:08:54Oh, my God.
01:08:54That's some sort of presents.
01:08:54Oh, my God.
01:08:56Oh, my God.
01:08:59Oh, my God.
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