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00:00:09To be continued...
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00:02:10Here we go...
00:02:12A one, a two, a you know what to do...
00:02:16I'm the wrong expected Jesus...
00:02:22Bernie...
00:02:24We've got to get this fixed...
00:02:27We've got to get this fixed...
00:02:28Bernie?
00:02:30Yeah?
00:02:31Bernie, please!
00:02:32The game starts in 20 minutes and I've still got a lot of work to do...
00:02:37Sunday?
00:02:38That's the day we celebrate the Lord!
00:02:42Just one song!
00:02:44Honey, you know I've got to close that big business deal tomorrow...
00:02:48And the Dutch are eight hours ahead!
00:02:53Sorry!
00:02:54Hello!
00:02:56Sarah, how about you?
00:03:00Yeah...
00:03:01I'm not doing it if Mom isn't...
00:03:06Adam...
00:03:06You look to sing with your dad right!
00:03:09I hate the damn church!
00:03:12What's your potty mouth, young man?
00:03:14What's your potty mouth, young man?
00:03:17And I hate this sweater!
00:03:20Oh, Adam...
00:03:21It took me six months to make that!
00:03:29Oh, gosh!
00:03:31What a mess!
00:03:33Oh, gosh!
00:03:34What a mess!
00:03:38Adam...
00:03:38Adam...
00:03:38You know your father is afraid of everything that you throw at him, right?
00:03:44So...
00:03:44So...
00:03:46You're grounded, young man.
00:03:48Go to your room.
00:03:50Yes, Nintendo!
00:03:51And no video games!
00:03:55Aw!
00:03:57Look out!
00:03:59Yep!
00:04:00Whoa!
00:04:03All right!
00:04:04Oh!
00:04:05On...
00:04:06Thou...
00:04:07Long-expected Jesus...
00:04:09Bernie, what have I told you about those things?
00:04:12It's okay, darling!
00:04:14Safety first!
00:04:16Yuck!
00:04:20Yuck!
00:04:22Yuck!
00:04:22Yuck!
00:04:25Yuck!
00:04:26Yuck!
00:04:29Yuck!
00:04:31Yuck!
00:04:32Yuck!
00:04:34Yuck!
00:04:34You know I made this sweater especially for you, right?
00:04:39Yuck!
00:04:40Yuck!
00:04:45Yuck!
00:04:46Kids at school, they call me Baby Jesus, Dad.
00:04:49Oh, is that why you don't want to sing?
00:04:51It's 1990, nobody goes to church anymore, Dad.
00:04:55Well, that's because you guys forgot being a Christian
00:04:59could be kinda c-c-c-c-c-c-cool.
00:05:02Give me five, Tutorino.
00:05:05You seem like a girl.
00:05:11What you working on?
00:05:13Nothing, just science stuff.
00:05:17Hey, Dad, come here, come here.
00:05:25Come on.
00:05:29Hey, you know who was a great scientist?
00:05:36God, he created the earth in just six days,
00:05:39and then he took Sunday off.
00:05:41It's kinda neat, right?
00:05:44What about the theory of evolution?
00:05:50Why don't you put your science away and go outside and play with your friends?
00:05:55What friends, Dad?
00:06:03Put this away.
00:06:05This stuff can be really dangerous.
00:06:07I read the church newsletter about it, guys.
00:06:10What?
00:06:11Cheese and rice.
00:06:13Cheese and rice.
00:06:14Cheese and rice.
00:06:14That's a hot one.
00:06:16Oh, cats and dogs.
00:06:19Honey, get out of the way I'm on fire.
00:06:21What?
00:06:21One minute!
00:06:22I'm working over here.
00:06:23What?
00:06:24Oh!
00:06:26I'm just burning!
00:06:27What's up?
00:06:32Oh!
00:06:34Oh!
00:06:40Oh!
00:06:42Oh!
00:06:44Oh!
00:06:46Oh!
00:06:47Oh!
00:06:48Oh!
00:06:49Oh!
00:06:49Oh!
00:06:50Yeah!
00:06:51You're right!
00:06:51It needs a little bit longer.
00:07:00I'll clean all this up once they get home!
00:07:04Bernie!
00:07:07I wanted to talk to you about something serious.
00:07:09Oh, sure.
00:07:11Darn it.
00:07:13Oh, you...
00:07:13Oh, it's hot!
00:07:14Huh?
00:07:16Huh?
00:07:16Oh!
00:07:17Oh!
00:07:19Oh!
00:07:19Oh!
00:07:20Oh!
00:07:21Oh!
00:07:21Oh!
00:07:21I can't!
00:07:24How many times have I told you to take off those stupid things?
00:07:31Okay, get my toolbox and turn the water off quickly.
00:07:36I don't know whether...
00:07:37Get in the toolbox!
00:07:39Go!
00:07:43Here we go!
00:08:01Did you find the lever?
00:08:03Uh, uh, yeah, I got it!
00:08:05Pull it!
00:08:09I did!
00:08:21What is going on here, young lady?
00:08:24Huh?
00:08:24I thought you and your mom talked about this.
00:08:30Mom?
00:08:31You mean the woman we see once in a while?
00:08:35That's not nice.
00:08:36Your mom works hard so we can live in this beautiful house.
00:08:41Dad, all the other girls in my school already have boyfriends.
00:08:45I need this!
00:08:47Fudge up, people!
00:08:51Uh...
00:08:52Your beauty comes from the inside.
00:08:59If you can find the right one at the right time,
00:09:02God works in mysterious ways.
00:09:12Look at me and your mom.
00:09:16We bumped into each other at the church camp when my mom was just 26 years old.
00:09:23I thought heaven was missing an angel.
00:09:29I mean, we literally bumped into each other, by the way.
00:09:34I broke mom's glasses and, uh, I've had to wear these things ever since.
00:09:44I can't even whistle.
00:09:50I can't do it, no matter how hard I try.
00:10:02Take your time, eager beaver.
00:10:05God, don't call me that.
00:10:10Oh, I don't think swallowing bubblegum is healthy.
00:10:14Excuse me, fine-handed.
00:10:16Who the heck is that?
00:10:18On a Sunday!
00:10:20Ernie?
00:10:21Yeah, I'm coming, honey.
00:10:23Oh!
00:10:28What can I do you for?
00:10:30It's 24, Lord's Way.
00:10:32Oh, hang on now.
00:10:35Oh, hang on.
00:10:36Ever since she had a pseudo-pregnancy, she's overprotective.
00:10:41Sarah, can you help Daddy, darling?
00:10:44She's had a...
00:10:46She's had a hysterectomy, but there we go.
00:10:49Bonnie still thinks she can get pregnant.
00:10:52He produces milk.
00:10:54It's pretty weird.
00:11:09So, what can I help you guys with?
00:11:13My name Dimitri.
00:11:14He's my brother Igor.
00:11:16My father Pyotr.
00:11:17Oh, well, howdy, y'all.
00:11:19I owe her mom a bit.
00:11:21Aww.
00:11:21I'm sorry.
00:11:23Kansa.
00:11:24In her face.
00:11:26That's not the good kind.
00:11:29We work to pay a big hospital bill.
00:11:32Yeah.
00:11:33We prefer not to work here on the day of rest.
00:11:40Oh!
00:11:41Hey!
00:11:44There we go.
00:11:46Oh!
00:11:46Sorry.
00:11:49You call us when you have a job, huh?
00:11:51I call.
00:11:52I will.
00:11:52Or when you need advice.
00:11:54No problem.
00:11:55Nope.
00:11:55I will call you if I have the top or I need advice.
00:12:02Bernie!
00:12:03He's a nurse, honey!
00:12:08Oh!
00:12:09Hey!
00:12:10It worked!
00:12:12What was it you wanted to talk to me about, honey?
00:12:18what was it you wanted to talk to me about, honey?
00:12:22Hey!
00:12:23You want a hug?
00:12:27Oh!
00:12:29Oh!
00:12:34Hey, bear.
00:12:36There's a little flag.
00:12:39That's your favorite whistle.
00:12:45Doucher why it's on the way.
00:12:49Hey, hey, I might just go and check the water situation.
00:12:52I'll do it.
00:12:53I'll do it.
00:12:54It's fine.
00:12:56Relax.
00:12:59Hey, trust me, everything's going to be just fine.
00:13:05I got your glasses.
00:13:07Here we go.
00:13:08I'll put them on your little, on your head.
00:13:13Here we go.
00:13:15Oh, first down to five.
00:13:33Silly girl, that won't work.
00:13:43You're right.
00:13:46Maybe I should.
00:14:00Hey, Dimitri.
00:14:02Hi, it's Bernie.
00:14:03I wanted to ask your advice, son.
00:14:06Hang on, Dimitri.
00:14:10Oh, hey, Dr. White, to the rescue.
00:14:14How you doing?
00:14:15Whoa, gold team.
00:14:18So, how's my favorite patient doing today?
00:14:21No, no.
00:14:23That's sweet of you, but please, no, don't come over.
00:14:25I don't...
00:14:26I don't...
00:14:29I must get into you, girl.
00:14:31There's good people.
00:14:33They're here to get.
00:14:35Got you.
00:14:37No working on Sunday?
00:14:39No problem.
00:14:40Let's get split.
00:14:41She's a rash.
00:14:42At least take your shoes off.
00:14:46Bernie?
00:14:47Who are...
00:14:48Oh, I'm going to get my tool.
00:14:53Fucking Christ, you can't do that shit!
00:14:57God damn it!
00:15:00Help!
00:15:02Sorry to tell you this, Bernie.
00:15:03Eva's got a serious case of burnout.
00:15:07What exactly does that mean?
00:15:09Well, for the time being, 100% rest.
00:15:12No more work.
00:15:13No more stimulus.
00:15:15No!
00:15:16And most definitely, no excessive noises.
00:15:20I got it.
00:15:21This can't be happening.
00:15:22My boss is already on my ass.
00:15:25We have that deal we're going to close with Holland tomorrow,
00:15:29and I've got to watch my game,
00:15:31and the...
00:15:33You boss is...
00:15:34Settle down, settle down.
00:15:36It's okay.
00:15:39This is why women should stay in the kitchen.
00:15:41What do you think?
00:15:44Right.
00:15:45Well...
00:15:47Good luck.
00:15:48And remember what I said.
00:15:50100% rest, okay?
00:15:52I got it, Doc.
00:15:53You got that?
00:15:53All under control.
00:15:55Ooh-hoo-hoo!
00:15:58Rest up, honey, and...
00:16:00I'll work.
00:16:02I'll take care of everything.
00:16:03Oh.
00:16:04No, no.
00:16:07Ooh-hoo-hoo.
00:16:16I'm going to go see if I can save them out.
00:16:25Oh, my gosh, what a mess.
00:16:34Oh, my gosh, what a mess!
00:16:38You stopped water.
00:16:40That's great, but...
00:16:41This is not what I wanted.
00:16:43What is that, Doc?
00:16:48Violence is never the answer, sir.
00:16:50Excuse me.
00:16:53Sorry.
00:16:55Fine.
00:16:58What's this?
00:16:59I'm sorry, mister.
00:17:01Oh!
00:17:02Oh!
00:17:12Where'd it twinkle?
00:17:14Young man, why didn't your mom tell you about snacks before dinner?
00:17:35You want?
00:17:37How we can resolve our bills?
00:17:40We fix.
00:17:40No problem.
00:17:42Igor, get your camera.
00:17:44No, no, Igor.
00:17:46Don't get the camera.
00:17:48Okay.
00:17:50Fine, you can fix it.
00:17:53Can I ask, can we start tomorrow?
00:17:56How about we just let it rest for today?
00:18:10Kill them all.
00:18:12Kill them all.
00:18:14Kill them all.
00:18:21Did you know?
00:18:22You guys ever heard the story of the Good Samaritan?
00:18:27Tonight, guys, you are my guests.
00:18:30Put your sleeping bags anywhere in the kitchen, but please just keep the noise down.
00:18:34My wife, she really, really needs her rest.
00:18:50It's gonna be fun.
00:18:53I just don't want those comments near my babies.
00:18:57Come on, it's fine.
00:18:59Listen, they're not bad people.
00:19:05They mean well.
00:19:08It's gonna be fine.
00:19:10I just don't see you handling everything.
00:19:14Everything.
00:19:26I just don't want to watch any of them.
00:19:32Don't be on a distraction.
00:19:35You know what?
00:19:37You like?
00:19:38No!
00:19:39Come on.
00:19:40Come on.
00:19:41Come on.
00:19:41Come on.
00:19:42Come on.
00:19:42Come on.
00:19:43Come on.
00:19:46Come on.
00:19:48Come on.
00:19:53Come on.
00:19:55I'm so sorry.
00:20:09We can stop.
00:20:15Oh, hey, I guess it stopped.
00:20:22Fix it, goddammit!
00:20:27Come on, Bernie, Christian, you can do this.
00:20:32You can do this.
00:20:34Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:20:49Oh, God!
00:20:54Kyle!
00:20:57Blue Duck!
00:21:01It's 2 o'clock in the morning.
00:21:05Now is not day of rest anymore.
00:21:07So you say we start early and then we finish early, yeah?
00:21:12It's good for wife.
00:21:23You want to keep it straight?
00:21:28Life is full of surprises each day.
00:21:32Something new.
00:21:34Doing the best we can is all we know how to do.
00:21:40You and me in the family.
00:21:44Hey.
00:21:45No. Go.
00:21:47Next time.
00:21:59She is very, very sick, sir.
00:22:02But you can't just fire her for not coming in.
00:22:06Oh, you can.
00:22:11Did you try to my boss?
00:22:13Not yet.
00:22:14He's been kind of busy.
00:22:18You won't.
00:22:32How are you doing?
00:22:34Let's get to the news this morning for off.
00:22:34This is fun for the internet.
00:22:35It's fun for you to stop you all.
00:22:36And you go so wisely, I'll dance.
00:22:38You wash the box, I'll dance together on the dance floor
00:22:43You'll pictures your師 back.
00:22:43Know if we don't miss you.
00:22:52What's coming on here?
00:22:53No, I said no more fooling around with his science stuff.
00:22:57I hear you.
00:23:20What's coming on here?
00:23:29What's coming on here?
00:23:33What's coming on here?
00:23:34Where will you be?
00:23:36I'll never be
00:23:38Cause I never wanna see you
00:23:51You look more pretty than my niece.
00:24:02Watch out, it's hot!
00:24:06Take the fucking things off!
00:24:16There is probably still tearing our house apart, Bertie!
00:24:21They follow a water pipe.
00:24:23Oh!
00:24:23They're following the water pipe!
00:24:26Almost done!
00:24:28And they're almost done!
00:24:30Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
00:24:38It's Easter.
00:24:40I ain't even peaceful.
00:24:44What's that you say? You wanna be at a baby?
00:24:46Don't.
00:24:47Don't come over.
00:24:48Oh!
00:24:51Where is everybody?
00:24:53Adam!
00:24:54Sarah!
00:24:55Breakfast!
00:24:57Guys!
00:24:59Jesus Christ!
00:25:01I did not realize you were making a poopy.
00:25:04I'll give you a little more prophecy.
00:25:07Ah!
00:25:11Adam!
00:25:12Sarah!
00:25:13Don't wait to church!
00:25:16And remember to put on your special sweaters!
00:25:24Hey!
00:25:26Are...
00:25:27Are...
00:25:28Are you...
00:25:32Is that Reefer?
00:25:41I got this letter in the mail.
00:25:43It says here that I'm fired.
00:25:48I...
00:25:48I...
00:25:49I just...
00:25:51I couldn't find the right time to tell you.
00:25:56I'm so sorry.
00:26:06What the fuck?
00:26:14Open up.
00:26:15There you go.
00:26:17Good girl.
00:26:23Let me put some wrists.
00:26:24Come on.
00:26:24Lie down.
00:26:28There you go.
00:26:30I'll just, uh...
00:26:31Eat this.
00:26:32Before any more accidents happen.
00:26:40Half a pill.
00:26:41Once a day.
00:26:42No more.
00:26:43This is strong stuff.
00:26:45Okay?
00:26:45And whatever you do,
00:26:46do not mix this with alcohol.
00:26:48Oh, right.
00:26:49Well, Eve doesn't drink,
00:26:50so that's not a problem.
00:26:52I've actually done it a couple of times myself.
00:26:55You know.
00:26:55Oh!
00:26:55It just knocks you out cold.
00:27:00So, remember what I said about the alcohol?
00:27:03Make sure she gets her rest.
00:27:05Okay?
00:27:05Whatever it takes.
00:27:07Okay.
00:27:08Well, thank you, Doc.
00:27:09Goodbye, and God bless.
00:27:11You want a hug?
00:27:12You're getting a hug.
00:27:14There it is.
00:27:16There it is.
00:27:17Go, Mickey.
00:27:18Oh!
00:27:21Oh!
00:27:22Covote.
00:27:33Guys, Bernie Christian here.
00:27:38I think it's best
00:27:40if we postpone the whole operation.
00:27:44It's not you guys.
00:27:46My wife.
00:27:48Just with the noise and the dust.
00:27:54Oh, are you all right?
00:28:07To the very heavy heart, guys,
00:28:09that I'm gonna have to ask y'all to leave.
00:28:24Kill them all.
00:28:27Kill them all.
00:28:30Kill them all.
00:28:38You guys just hear that?
00:28:43One second.
00:29:05Kill them all.
00:29:12Kill them all.
00:29:17Heavenly Father,
00:29:19thank you for your guidance.
00:29:21Forgive me for getting ahead of your plans.
00:29:24Tell me no way to stop
00:29:26and listen for your direction.
00:29:39Bernie Christian.
00:29:42Jesus Christ.
00:29:47How is this even funny?
00:29:48Speak, my son.
00:29:53Speak.
00:29:56Yes, sir.
00:29:58I'm sorry to ask, but...
00:30:01I don't know what to do.
00:30:02I'm starting to hear all these strange voices inside my head.
00:30:05Say no more, Bernie Christian.
00:30:10Blessed are the merciful.
00:30:15For they shall receive mercy.
00:30:22Thank you, Jesus.
00:30:23Thank you, Jesus.
00:30:26What I don't understand, though, is...
00:30:28Jesus.
00:30:31Jesus.
00:30:33Jesus.
00:30:39God.
00:30:42Where are you going?
00:30:44Where are you going?
00:30:44Where are you going?
00:30:44Where are you taking me?
00:30:46Peace and quiet's on the way.
00:30:49What?
00:30:51No, I don't want to go!
00:30:54Stay calm.
00:30:55Dad?
00:30:57Dad?
00:30:59I don't feel so good.
00:31:01Yeah, I think I'm just going to stay here
00:31:03and hang out with Igor a little bit.
00:31:04No!
00:31:05With us out of the way,
00:31:07Piotr and his sons can fix everything that much faster.
00:31:10The sooner we get back to normal, the better.
00:31:13So, we're going to go visit Aunt Mary.
00:31:16Isn't that great?
00:31:18That's a 14-hour drive, Dad.
00:31:22Well, I think...
00:31:23God damn fucking Christ!
00:31:26God fucking Christ!
00:31:28Mom, stop it!
00:31:30Mom, hey!
00:31:31Look what you're doing, Dad!
00:31:33Fuck.
00:31:35I'm scared, okay?
00:31:37Dad, what's wrong with me?
00:31:39I don't know.
00:31:42Guys, us Christians have to stick together.
00:31:44If we do that ever, it's going to be just fine.
00:31:48I'm just going to check on the Christian family.
00:31:50That's probably nothing.
00:31:51I promise.
00:31:54Hey there, folks.
00:31:56Lovely weather we're having, don't you think?
00:31:59Is everything going okay in here?
00:32:01Thought I heard maybe...
00:32:12Do it.
00:32:14Why don't you just run?
00:32:17Why don't you just run?
00:32:19Why don't you just run?
00:32:21He just shot Officer Jack.
00:32:30You were going to move me out of my own house for a couple of workers.
00:32:36I don't know.
00:32:37You're sick, wife.
00:32:39How could you fucking do that?
00:32:42Hey!
00:32:44Shut up your face.
00:32:46Take tool and work.
00:32:49Work?
00:32:52We'll leave when we find it.
00:32:54Find what?
00:33:23Come on.
00:33:25I can't take it anymore.
00:33:28Just put your shoulder into it, honey.
00:33:30I'm sure Fiona will find what he needs real soon.
00:33:33No, Bernie.
00:33:35I can't do us anymore.
00:33:40Why?
00:33:41Why?
00:33:43I don't love you anymore, Bernie.
00:33:58I think I'm pregnant.
00:34:09But is it not possible?
00:34:13But I really think so.
00:34:29No, no, no, no.
00:34:31It's fine, it's fine.
00:34:34Just...
00:34:35Just need one of these.
00:34:40Mark!
00:34:40Sure.
00:34:47Well, Ben.
00:35:04Peter?
00:35:06Are you okay?
00:35:12Peter, are you okay?
00:35:15What?
00:35:17What?
00:35:19Is he sick?
00:35:22I don't know if he's sick.
00:35:26I don't know if he's sick.
00:35:29I don't know if he's sick.
00:35:31Angel!
00:35:33Angel, no!
00:35:35Let him.
00:35:42It smells.
00:35:44It smells what?
00:35:45No.
00:35:46It smells...
00:35:47No.
00:35:47Up.
00:35:49Bring me up!
00:35:50Bring me up!
00:35:52Up!
00:36:03Faster!
00:36:09Oh, Jesus.
00:36:18Oh, Jesus.
00:36:19Thank God.
00:36:20Thank God.
00:36:21Why is all this happening?
00:36:23The Lord works in mysterious ways, my son.
00:36:26He does.
00:36:28He really does.
00:36:31It feels like I failed you.
00:36:34I thought I did everything right.
00:36:38I tried to be a good Christian.
00:36:40I mean, the best.
00:36:44I put you first, even before my own family, if I'm being honest.
00:36:50So, please tell me, Lord, why did they suffer so now?
00:36:55I died for your sins, Bernie Christian.
00:36:59I am the answer to your problems.
00:37:06Thank you, Jesus.
00:37:11What was the answer?
00:37:13I am.
00:37:15God created me as the answer to all problems.
00:37:22Oh, right.
00:37:32I still don't get it.
00:37:35What do you mean exactly?
00:37:38We need to come to the sanctuary of God to get all of our answers.
00:37:45Sanctuary of God is in your spirit and in the church.
00:37:49Right?
00:37:50Yeah, we go there every Sunday.
00:37:53I never missed a service before today.
00:37:57So, well, you need to turn to your spirit.
00:38:02My wife doesn't love me anymore.
00:38:04My daughter's having premarital sex and my son is a junkie.
00:38:09How do you explain that?
00:38:11You need to turn to your spirit.
00:38:13Bullshit.
00:38:16Bullshit.
00:38:17And experience the division.
00:38:20Why can't you just give me a straight goddamn answer?
00:38:24Hmm?
00:38:26I didn't mean to.
00:38:27Please don't go.
00:38:28Jesus.
00:38:29Jesus.
00:38:30Work.
00:38:30Oh, fuck.
00:38:32Oh, fuck.
00:38:58Open up.
00:39:00This is the police.
00:39:02Open up.
00:39:05Hey.
00:39:09Open up right now.
00:39:11Hello?
00:39:17Okay, last chance.
00:39:19Open the door and come out with your hands up.
00:39:22This is Officer Johnson checking in.
00:39:24There's no sign of Officer Jack at the Christian.
00:39:27There's a lot of blood on the front door, but nobody seems to be home.
00:39:31I'm going to check out the neighborhood.
00:39:32No helpers!
00:39:39Shot fired.
00:39:40Shot fired.
00:39:41I need backup now.
00:39:51No dodge.
00:39:52I'm sorry.
00:39:53I'm sorry.
00:40:00Is everybody okay in there?
00:40:02Ow!
00:40:05I said, is everybody okay in there?
00:40:09Well, don't worry.
00:40:10Back up.
00:40:11It's all the way.
00:40:11Stop here.
00:40:12Fucking dick.
00:40:15We're never going to make it out of here alive.
00:40:17Shoot you in the best!
00:40:19Never, never, never, never, never, never.
00:40:37Get out of here.
00:40:38Come on.
00:40:50Lord, forgive me for what I'm about to do.
00:41:17What, fuck?
00:41:23I'm sorry, sir. I'm so sorry, sir. Please, I'm sorry.
00:41:28No touch of vodka.
00:41:36Never.
00:41:38Oh.
00:41:44Oh.
00:41:47Oh.
00:41:50Oh.
00:41:53Oh.
00:41:58Oh.
00:42:01Oh.
00:42:05Oh.
00:42:06Oh.
00:42:08Oh.
00:42:16Oh.
00:42:18Oh.
00:42:20Oh.
00:42:33Oh.
00:42:35Oh.
00:42:37Oh.
00:42:43Oh.
00:42:44Oh.
00:42:54I want you to start tying sheets together, okay?
00:43:03Ooh, gosh darn, that's a splinter.
00:43:06Dad, what are you doing?
00:43:13Get us out of here, sweetheart.
00:43:17Ooh, that's still in there.
00:43:21Um...
00:43:23Where are my pills?
00:43:25Anybody see my pills?
00:43:27I think you've had enough pills, child.
00:43:32Dad, is this normal?
00:43:34I don't know, sweetheart.
00:43:36Can you ask Mom?
00:43:37Mom's not here, Dad.
00:43:39She's never here.
00:43:41And if I ask you, you just quote that stupid book.
00:43:44You guys are useless.
00:43:45And I don't know what's going on here.
00:43:49You know, you don't even care how I feel.
00:43:51You talk more to Jesus than your own son.
00:43:57Sweetheart, can you help me?
00:43:58No, God damn it.
00:43:59Who takes care of all of us?
00:44:02Oh, well.
00:44:03I think we both have our roles.
00:44:05I'm going to see if Demetri's okay.
00:44:07No.
00:44:08Sarah, please.
00:44:10Have you guys gone crazy?
00:44:17Hey.
00:44:26Give me the pills back.
00:44:33I'm going to see if you can do the pills back.
00:44:35I'm going to see if we don't get ready.
00:44:35Oh, I'm going to see me.
00:44:58Kill them all.
00:44:59Let all bitterness and wrath and anger be set aside.
00:45:03Kill them all.
00:45:04Be kind to one another.
00:45:05Kill them all.
00:45:06Tender hearted.
00:45:07Kill them all.
00:45:09Forgive me.
00:45:09Kill them all.
00:45:11God in Christ forgave you.
00:45:32Fyodor, I forgive you.
00:46:20God in Christ forgave you.
00:46:35God in Christ forgave you.
00:46:58God in Christ forgave you.
00:47:00God in Christ forgave you.
00:47:22God in Christ forgave you.
00:47:31Oh, good man, feels very deep
00:47:41In heaven we stand tall
00:47:58You go up I wasn't you must be a son not facts on
00:48:15The boat can see me
00:48:29There
00:48:51This is a good girl
00:48:59It's just a rat
00:49:01It's just a rat
00:49:02It's just a rat
00:49:05No!
00:49:37This is the FBI! Open up, asshole!
00:49:42Fuck, FBI! Go! Or I shoot at least a mother bitch here fast!
00:49:49Sack dick! Fucking son of fuck!
00:49:51Take cover! Take cover!
00:49:55My father not go back jail!
00:49:57Let's go guys! We're just here to help! Is anyone hurt?
00:50:03I let hostage go! You give airplane, Russia!
00:50:07Stay calm!
00:50:08If no! I shoot the hostage dead! I start with this horse!
00:50:13Slow guy!
00:50:14Take cover!
00:50:16Hold your fire!
00:50:18Stay calm in there, guys!
00:50:20You have one hour!
00:50:22You have one hour, asshole guy!
00:50:23No!
00:50:24You're leaving!
00:50:25See?
00:50:28You got me!
00:50:29You got me!
00:50:29You got me!
00:50:29You got a fish!
00:50:30You have to slat!
00:50:31We go back to the master land
00:50:34with the whole family
00:51:01I want to use it! I want to come with you!
00:51:08No!
00:51:13Adam?
00:51:40What are you doing?
00:51:42What are you doing?
00:51:45What are you doing?
00:52:10What are you doing?
00:52:19What do you listen to your dad?
00:52:21He hates you, man.
00:52:27I'm sorry I kiss you.
00:52:30I think we have something special after we smoke ice together.
00:52:33Oh, fuck.
00:52:42That's okay.
00:52:43I was just looking for something else, you know.
00:52:55When's the alien coming back?
00:53:05You never come back.
00:53:08I only saw you one time.
00:53:11First time I got high.
00:53:15You never come back.
00:53:17I'm sorry.
00:53:19No.
00:53:24No.
00:53:45I just want to make Baba proud.
00:53:48Hey, King.
00:53:49I just want to make Baba proud.
00:53:52Hey, King.
00:54:01Hey, King.
00:54:02I just want to make Baba proud.
00:54:02I'm sorry, Baba.
00:54:03You're still here.
00:54:05Yes, yes.
00:54:06You're still here.
00:54:07You're still here.
00:54:07Get him off!
00:54:11You... God, you're so big...
00:54:39It...
00:54:43I don't know, it's like it was yesterday.
00:54:49What?
00:55:04What?!
00:55:06No!
00:55:07No!
00:55:07No!
00:55:08No!
00:55:10No!
00:55:11No!
00:55:12No!
00:55:14No!
00:55:15No...
00:55:20You're a girl.
00:55:25That's what I have done.
00:55:27No, no.
00:55:28It's just a year ago.
00:55:29What a girl.
00:55:40A girl.
00:55:43I've opened it.
00:55:45Oh
00:55:59быстро
00:56:00Sprach деньги
00:56:01Yeah, but I just did it
00:56:24I'm ready, we're going to go.
00:56:29Is it Ola?
00:56:31Ola?
00:56:40No.
00:56:41No.
00:56:43Ola, Ola is on the wall.
00:56:46On the wall.
00:56:50I'm on the wall.
00:56:50It's best for you.
00:56:53I wish.
00:57:00Nadia!
00:57:05Nadia!
00:57:07Put your hands up!
00:57:09The division Nadia!
00:57:11Hands up, asshole.
00:57:13She's dead.
00:57:13No, you fuck!
00:57:15Look at me.
00:57:17Fucking look at me!
00:57:20You know the cop you just killed?
00:57:22He was my partner.
00:57:24All pigs deserve to die.
00:57:27You fuck!
00:57:28No!
00:57:30You caught me this cop kill the fuck!
00:57:32No!
00:57:33He's not worth it!
00:57:33He fucking killed Winslow!
00:57:35He's not worth it!
00:57:36I'll be waiting for you!
00:57:37And fucking drops!
00:57:44He's not worth it!
00:57:50He's not worth it!
00:57:56No!
00:58:02He's not worth it.
00:58:05No!
00:58:06He's not worth it.
00:58:07You're not worth it.
00:58:07You're not worth it.
00:58:08Look at me.
00:58:08I think she said that she didn't.
00:58:16Maybe I didn't understand.
00:58:19She was a Fergane.
00:58:26Maybe Nadia said Fergane.
00:58:32Maybe she said Fergane.
00:58:41Maybe she said Fergane.
00:58:43She said Fergane.
00:58:48She said Fergane.
00:58:50I think she needs to drink.
00:59:05I need to drink better.
00:59:10Listen to you, dear.
00:59:11I got you.
00:59:14You sick fuck.
00:59:20Nadia must be not alone in the cemetery.
00:59:24Family be together.
00:59:31Monique.
00:59:52It hurt you, huh?
00:59:57No.
00:59:58No.
00:59:59No.
01:00:00No.
01:00:02No.
01:00:04No.
01:00:11No.
01:00:20No.
01:00:22No.
01:00:34No.
01:00:36No.
01:00:46No.
01:00:48No.
01:00:50No.
01:00:51No.
01:00:57Eve?
01:00:58Darn it?
01:01:03Eve?
01:01:10Mom?
01:01:11Shut that bum in!
01:01:12Mom?
01:01:22Eve, no!
01:01:24No!
01:01:25No!
01:01:26Stop!
01:01:26Kilda, no!
01:01:28Help!
01:01:29Kilda!
01:01:31No!
01:01:34Kilda, stop!
01:01:36Kilda!
01:01:41Kilda!
01:01:51It's all right.
01:01:56I get it.
01:01:58You know what he do so much, right?
01:02:02Right?
01:02:04Uh...
01:02:05Yes.
01:02:11I devoted my whole life to you.
01:02:14I know.
01:02:15Mm-hmm.
01:02:16Uh...
01:02:16Sure, uh...
01:02:18Maybe I took it a little bit too far once or twice.
01:02:21But...
01:02:22I needed you to stay sane.
01:02:25You get that, right?
01:02:28There's so many of you.
01:02:31And don't get me wrong, I appreciate each and every single one of you.
01:02:34But I can't...
01:02:35You can't do everything for everyone.
01:02:36Yeah, I mean, I...
01:02:37I get it.
01:02:38I get that.
01:02:40That'd be crazy.
01:02:41You...
01:02:42You're not Santa Claus.
01:02:44Ha!
01:02:46You guys got a lot on your plate with birth control and homosexuals, pedophiles.
01:02:55I...
01:02:56Yes.
01:02:57Absolutely.
01:02:58There is a lot to unpack there.
01:03:00There is a lot to unpack.
01:03:02Yes.
01:03:03There's a lot to unpack.
01:03:05I'm working him.
01:03:07I'm doing my best, though.
01:03:08That's all a man can do.
01:03:09Ha!
01:03:10That's all a man can do.
01:03:13Amen, right?
01:03:18Amen.
01:03:22I want to thank you for giving me a little bit of time on my own.
01:03:28I needed some time to think, just to work a few things out.
01:03:32So, thank you, Jesus.
01:03:37No, no, no, no.
01:03:39Thank me.
01:03:40I'm...
01:03:42I'm sorry.
01:03:44I should have been there for you.
01:03:46And I hope you can forgive me for that.
01:03:53Hey.
01:03:55I forgive you.
01:03:59Thank you, Bernie.
01:04:01You're welcome.
01:04:07You're gonna use your magic.
01:04:10You want me off of these things?
01:04:12Yeah.
01:04:13Yeah, that's right.
01:04:13You know, trust me.
01:04:14It's bad for your lower back.
01:04:15After a little while, you don't want to be...
01:04:17Agh!
01:04:18Agh!
01:04:22Agh!
01:04:26Agh!
01:04:27Agh!
01:04:28Fuck you, Jesus Christ!
01:04:33Agh!
01:04:35Agh!
01:04:37Agh!
01:04:37Agh!
01:04:38Agh!
01:04:38Agh!
01:04:43Agh!
01:04:48Agh!
01:04:49Agh!
01:04:50Agh!
01:04:51Agh!
01:04:52No!
01:04:53Agh!
01:04:54Agh!
01:04:56Agh!
01:05:02Brio!
01:05:04Brio!
01:05:15Brio!
01:05:16I don't have.
01:05:18I'm not leaving.
01:05:24Shit!
01:05:28You prick!
01:05:33No!
01:05:34No!
01:05:45No!
01:05:48No!
01:05:49No!
01:06:08No!
01:06:09No!
01:06:15No!
01:06:20No!
01:06:22No!
01:06:24No!
01:06:30No!
01:06:31You're not playing?
01:06:31This whole guy?
01:06:33Working on it as we speak.
01:06:37All right, guys, what do you think?
01:06:39What do you think?
01:06:41What do you think?
01:06:41Here you fuckholes!
01:06:43We go outside, you go back.
01:06:46Hey, you, come with us.
01:06:49Go, go!
01:06:51Go!
01:06:52Why do you need us to come?
01:06:54You already have what you want.
01:06:55You think we trashed the asshole FBI ghost of stupid you are insurance
01:07:05Go hey, yeah, there's a brief leave see what if the bye whoa, dear
01:07:18Shut the fuck up, yes, we go we go diva that brings voices through
01:07:28You're not gonna go you're not it's door. You're not gonna go you know, you're not the order
01:07:34Cut the call was born. Yeah, it's not your plan
01:07:41You won't stay you can stay no problem forever
01:07:51He's right
01:07:56My family is staying right the fuck
01:07:59Where they are
01:08:08Oh
01:08:25Oh
01:08:33Oh
01:09:00Oh
01:09:26I am motherfucker
01:10:21Oh
01:10:22Oh
01:10:23Oh
01:10:23Oh
01:10:23Oh
01:10:29Oh
01:10:30Mom
01:10:31Oh
01:10:33Oh
01:10:35Baby
01:10:35Oh
01:10:45Baby
01:10:47Baby
01:10:49He's dead
01:10:51He's dead
01:10:54Dad's dead
01:11:01Come on
01:11:02He died for our sins
01:11:06We gotta go
01:11:07Come on sleep
01:11:11What do you really wanted? Come on
01:11:18Come on
01:11:19We're here to get you out
01:11:22Come over here please
01:11:23Look
01:11:25Mom
01:11:27It's over
01:11:29It's all over
01:11:33Come on
01:11:35Come on
01:11:39Calm down sir
01:11:41Let the hostages go
01:11:42Fuck you
01:11:43Fuck
01:11:44Fuck
01:11:45Papa
01:11:48What's the plan?
01:11:50When I think I'm up to three
01:11:53We're going to build
01:12:04There's two men
01:12:07To
01:12:08To
01:12:08To
01:12:08To
01:12:09To
01:12:09To
01:12:09To
01:12:09You bet
01:12:10Oh
01:12:11Papa
01:12:13I
01:12:18Don't do it sir
01:12:19And
01:12:21To
01:12:21To
01:12:21To
01:12:23To
01:12:27To
01:12:30Let it be known on this day
01:12:33Bernie Christian rose from the fucking dead
01:12:37It's Easter motherfuckers
01:12:40And
01:12:41And
01:12:41I'm the motherfucking Easter bunny
01:12:44Now
01:12:45Get the
01:12:46Fuck
01:12:46Out of
01:12:48My house
01:12:49You destroy me family
01:12:51You're burning
01:12:51Fuck
01:12:52Oh
01:12:53Shots fired
01:12:54Shots fired
01:12:55Take cover
01:12:56Man down
01:13:12Papa
01:13:14Papa
01:13:15Papa
01:13:15Papa
01:13:35Help
01:13:36Help!
01:14:17Help!
01:14:29Help!
01:14:35Damn!
01:14:42To be continued...
01:14:44Black!
01:14:47Black!
01:14:51Black!
01:14:54Black!
01:14:56No!
01:14:57No!
01:15:00No!
01:15:06No!
01:15:06No!
01:15:07No!
01:15:17No!
01:15:45Easy there, Pyotr.
01:15:49I've waited such a long time for this.
01:15:53By escaping prison, you made it so much easier for me.
01:15:58Cause here you are.
01:16:02So thanks.
01:16:07Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've killed your wife.
01:16:10Comes with the territory, right?
01:16:14But Officer Winslow was a good man.
01:16:17A true American, real family man, you know, with such a cheerful wife.
01:16:27She blamed me for his death, and she was right.
01:16:33I should have protected him.
01:16:36He was my partner, my best friend, my family.
01:16:42It's not my problem.
01:16:45No, you're right, it's not.
01:16:49I'm just here to keep my promise.
01:16:52And what do you know?
01:16:54No more colleagues left to stop me.
01:17:01I don't think the police can help.
01:17:02This is a family matter.
01:17:07Down.
01:17:10Fuck you!
01:17:22Oh, wait, wait, please, wait.
01:17:29There's only a couple weeks left.
01:17:33No doctor, no care help.
01:17:36Only wanted to die in motherland.
01:17:40The rest of the family grave.
01:17:42There's all family together.
01:17:48Oh, oh.
01:17:53Oh.
01:17:54Oh, oh.
01:17:58Oh, oh.
01:18:15Hello.
01:18:20See you around, buddy.
01:18:23What's that you say?
01:18:25You're missing him.
01:18:28No! No! Birna, no!
01:18:32No! Birna!
01:18:33Here we go.
01:18:34No!
01:18:50So sorry for everything, honey.
01:18:55I'm sorry too, darling.
01:18:57I love you.
01:18:58I'm sorry.
01:19:00No!
01:19:05No!
01:19:05No!
01:19:05No!
01:19:10No!
01:19:11No!
01:19:11No!
01:19:15No!
01:19:19Help.
01:19:33You good? You good?
01:19:48Jesus is inside you now.
01:20:02What's with the accent?
01:20:04I have absolutely no idea.
01:20:07It's hard.
01:20:08Oh, la la.
01:20:13Adam, no!
01:20:17Oh, God!
01:20:22Oh, fuck!
01:20:24Oh, motherfucker!
01:20:27Fucking hell.
01:20:29Oh, fuck.
01:20:33Your legs, freeze.
01:20:35No! Fuck off, asshole!
01:20:43I'm so sorry, Sara.
01:20:46So sorry I hid you.
01:20:49I...
01:20:50See, I not know better.
01:20:53Because I was raised Russian way.
01:20:58I will change.
01:21:00I'll change for you.
01:21:03Yes?
01:21:05I'm not like Papa.
01:21:16Hey, hey, hey!
01:21:17Hey!
01:21:18There we are!
01:21:19There we are!
01:21:22Feel better?
01:21:24Feel better?
01:21:40Yes?
01:21:41Yes, Sara.
01:21:42It's good!
01:21:43Let it out!
01:21:45Yes, Sara.
01:21:47You're so purity!
01:21:49Breathe.
01:21:50You can do, sir!
01:21:53Come on, yes!
01:21:54Yes, Sara!
01:21:56Yes!
01:21:58Yes, Sara!
01:21:58You're so purity!
01:22:03I miss you, too, buddy.
01:22:06I miss you, too.
01:22:13Oh, fuck.
01:22:23You can't do it, Sarah.
01:22:24You can't do it, Sarah.
01:22:27Come on, yes.
01:22:29Breathe.
01:22:40Beautiful.
01:22:44Just like her mother.
01:22:56Congratulations.
01:22:56Congratulations.
01:22:58I'm so proud of you.
01:23:01And you...
01:23:03You better take good care of them both.
01:23:06I promise.
01:23:09But...
01:23:11Seriously, because if you fuck this up,
01:23:13I'm gonna kill you.
01:23:19It's just like my ego being.
01:23:22I love you, Dad.
01:23:23I love you, Dad.
01:23:26My...
01:23:28Grand...
01:23:30Doctor.
01:23:34Excuse me for a second.
01:23:37A...
01:23:38Family...
01:23:40Is the most important...
01:23:48Christians!
01:24:06Hmm...
01:24:07Oh, gosh!
01:24:09What a mess!
01:24:18You guys...
01:24:20You are the most important thing in my life.
01:24:25Nothing should be more important.
01:24:27Not...
01:24:28Experimenting with science?
01:24:31Or boys?
01:24:34Or work.
01:24:42This fucking guy...
01:24:45Look...
01:24:46I'm never gonna give you up.
01:24:49I'm never gonna let you down.
01:24:53Are...
01:24:55Are you quoting Rick Astley?
01:25:00Nope.
01:25:07Mom, are you okay?
01:25:12Mom?
01:25:14Just watch.
01:25:16Just watch.
01:25:34What?
01:25:36What?
01:25:49Nature sure is a beautiful thing.
01:25:54Excuse me.
01:26:09Hey.
01:26:13Lovely job, darling.
01:26:33Oh, my God.
01:26:35Oh, fucking...
01:26:35Oh, my God.
01:26:40Oh, darling.
01:26:46Oh, my God.
01:26:50Oh, my God.
01:26:51Oh, my God.
01:26:52Oh, my God.
01:26:55Oh, my God.
01:26:56Oh, my God.
01:26:57Hey, come on, man.
01:27:00Come on.
01:27:00Oh, my God.
01:27:02I'm going to see a part of this crazy house now.
01:27:05Oh, my God.
01:27:07Oh, my God.
01:27:10Oh, my God.
01:27:12Oh, my God.
01:27:22Oh, my God.
01:27:25Oh, my God.
01:27:30Oh, my God.
01:27:40Oh, my God.
01:27:46Oh, my God.
01:27:47Oh, my God.
01:27:50Oh, my God.
01:27:52Oh, my God.
01:27:53Oh, my God.
01:27:53Oh, my God.
01:27:56Oh, my God.
01:27:56Oh, my God.
01:27:58Oh, my God.
01:27:59Oh, my God.
01:28:41Oh
01:29:10Oh
01:29:40Jesus
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