#movie #hotdrama2026 #trending #bestmovie2026 #My Dad Is Poseidon S - BEST MOVIE 2026
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, Beach!
00:33Slow-ass sea slug!
00:37Slow-ass sea slug!
00:40Slow-ass sea slug!
01:00Filthy scavengers!
01:02When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep, you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface!
01:09Poseidon?
01:10Fish food ages ago.
01:12No!
01:18woe-woe-wws
01:24It's the end of the game at my side!
01:27No!
01:32volume-thorn cell
01:33Go!
01:37Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console?
02:06I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:28My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command!
03:05Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:11I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:37Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:45Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:09You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:21I die. I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:40I need more. A lot more.
04:49Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:10Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:14Damn it. He tracked me.
05:28Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:33Get away! Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:48You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?!
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:57Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:10You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:28I won't kill him, but you're coming with me, Leora.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?!
07:21Hey, Pencil Neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:31Keep acting tough! Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:34Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide burn!
07:49You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants top an orcer? Who the hell are you?!
08:23It's too late, boss. Her heartbeat's fading fast.
08:41Somebody help me!
08:55Give me a name, Leora. Who did this? I'm going to tear them apart.
09:02It was...
09:03It was...
09:24Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
09:26You're my fiancé, my property. You filthy whore.
09:30Spread your legs for some stray dog!
09:36But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
09:43No! Let go!
09:47With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
09:59I got careless. Diving near a shipwreck. My fault.
10:04Shipwreck?
10:05Those cuts are surgical, Leora. Someone did this to you.
10:12You're just a regular guy. Stay out of it.
10:15Boss, soup's ready.
10:23If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily. She's all we have left.
10:31She's safe. Now drink.
10:35Soup isn't gonna fix this, Jack.
10:43Jack, you...
10:46Ambrosia residue? Golden applesap? I studied this in grad's time.
10:51Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals. Where the hell did you get this?
10:57More. Try it.
11:08These ingredients, where did you get them?
11:11These ingredients, where did you get them?
11:16It's my first time meeting Daddy. I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
11:44What a lively little snack.
11:47Gulp you down and my power doubles!
11:50Gulp you down and my power doubles! Ha ha ha!
11:58I just fished this stuff out of the bay. You want more? I've got a ton of it laying around.
12:03This guy's luck is insane.
12:07A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
12:12Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
12:15You're safe here, Liria.
12:20We've got a kid together now.
12:22I'm not letting anything touch.
12:25You or Lily.
12:27Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
12:29Daddy! Help!
12:33Something's trying to eat me!
12:36Lily's in trouble!
12:43I... I'm not tasty.
12:46My mommy and daddy are super strong.
12:49Please don't eat me!
12:54Divine power runs through this girl.
12:57Devour you.
12:59And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
13:04Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
13:08Ha ha ha ha ha.
13:20Pfff, it's been too great.
13:21My uncle I'm hungry!
13:22Pea gibson!
13:23Drovia, mario shalli...
13:29Ch maths and terrible.
13:30Ok, my uncle I see you.
13:35you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
13:42i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip her head off your shoulders
13:50ha you ruined my meal
13:55wait the baby mama herself perfect
14:03two courses for the price of one
14:12you bitch
14:19jack take lily and run go
14:26run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
14:38you posei that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay
14:47i'm dead
14:55what the hell just happened it ran damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared the monster
15:03off me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
15:11wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
15:16whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
15:22about that monster
15:28failed at the perfect time
15:30figures
15:30he's just a regular guy after all
15:39so
15:42you
15:44you
15:46you
16:13My liege, have mercy.
16:16I didn't know she was your daughter, I swear it.
16:18Please, spare my life.
16:20No problem.
16:21Thank you, my lord.
16:22Thank you for your mercy.
16:23Try to remember that in your next life.
16:38Enjoying the show.
16:49My king, we had nothing to do with the Hydra, we swear.
16:52Listen to me.
16:54If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
17:00Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
17:02Yes.
17:03Yes, my liege.
17:15My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the
17:21truth myself.
17:30That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
17:34But Poseidon?
17:35Guy's long gone.
17:36Probably fish food in some trench, right?
17:39Sea god myth, ancient history.
17:41Wanna bet?
17:42There ain't no sea king anymore.
17:55The world's the same as ever.
17:57The dead are louder than the living.
18:00Who the hell are you?
18:01You're in Hades territory, asshole!
18:03You're in Hades territory, asshole!
18:34Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
18:41I don't have time for this.
18:43I'm not wasting it on you.
18:44I need a background check.
18:50You know who I am?
18:52Hades is ace.
18:54You crash my spot, you die here!
19:18Little fish.
19:27Headed staff?
19:28One shot?
19:30The sea king?
19:31He's real.
19:34Hades?
19:35You hiding?
19:37Come out.
19:38Or this whole place turns into driftwood.
19:41One.
19:42Two.
19:47Thank the fates!
19:48The boss is here!
19:54Boss!
19:55This bum!
20:02You idiot!
20:03Piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown.
20:05You're done.
20:06Get out.
20:07In front of Poseidon.
20:09You're ants.
20:10I'm saving your worthless heights.
20:16My lord.
20:18Is this handling satisfactory?
20:20I'm not here for fun.
20:22Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
20:28Understood.
20:29I'll mobilize every team right now.
20:31You have three days.
20:33I'll be back.
20:37Everyone!
20:38Drop what you're doing!
20:39Full sweep on the Leora and child.
20:42Every resource, every contact.
20:44Now!
20:44Tell them Poseidon's back!
20:46Yes, boss!
20:53Poseidon's back.
20:55Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
21:05Dylan wants the woman dead.
21:07Kid comes with us alive.
21:08She's still hurt.
21:10Easy pickets.
21:11Let's move.
21:23We'll make a nice stew.
21:25Surprise daddy for lunch?
21:27Ha ha ha ha!
21:31Ha ha ha ha!
21:34A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
21:37Pathetic.
21:40Who are you?
21:42Dylan's orders.
21:44Come quietly to the stronghold.
21:46Or I drag your corpse back.
21:49Mommy?
21:50Who's the ugly goat man?
21:53Hand over the kid!
22:02Stay away from my daughter.
22:04Don't you dare touch her!
22:11Robert?
22:21Mommy, you're bleeding.
22:23This forest is locked down.
22:26Surrender now.
22:27I'll go with you.
22:29On one condition.
22:31Let my daughter go.
22:33No, Mommy, I'm not leaving you.
22:46It's mine.
22:47You die.
22:51You poisoned me?
22:55My poison fog.
22:57The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside.
23:01Give up!
23:02You've gone too far.
23:04Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
23:10You're wounded.
23:13Poisoned.
23:13Done.
23:15The kid's coming with me.
23:19Don't touch her!
23:20Come at me!
23:22Feisty one.
23:24Dylan wants you dead.
23:25But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
23:35Such a pretty face.
23:37All mine now.
23:41Let my mommy go, you bastard!
23:51Lily!
23:52Lily!
23:53Run!
23:54Get out of here!
23:58Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
24:08Lily!
24:10Lily!
24:10Lily!
24:16Daddy?
24:22Your hands off her!
24:31You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
24:40Jack, what the hell just happened?
24:45You okay, babe?
24:47So you're the boyfriend.
24:49Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
25:09Jack, keep Lily safe.
25:11Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
25:13Shut up and go.
25:15Now!
25:27If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
25:32Run all you want!
25:33My pack tears you both apart!
25:35Run all you want!
25:36Run all you want!
25:39Run all you want!
25:41Run all you want!
25:43Run all you want!
25:44Run all you want!
25:47Run all you want!
25:48Run all you want!
25:48Run all you want!
25:51Run all you want!
25:51Run all you want!
25:52Run all you want!
25:53Run all you want!
25:54Run all you want!
25:54Run all you want!
25:55Run all you want!
25:55Run all you want!
25:57Run all you want!
26:04Run all you want!
26:25Daddy, don't leave Mommy.
26:27I don't want to lose her.
26:29Shh, Lily, don't cry.
26:31Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay.
26:33We're going back for her right now.
26:41Hand over the kid.
26:42I'll make your death quick.
26:52Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
26:57Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
27:00Okay.
27:04You are the best.
27:13Some nobody dare stare me down?
27:16You're asking to die.
27:20You're not human.
27:22Who the hell are you?
27:23My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean.
27:26Disappear.
27:45Okay, Lily.
27:47Lily, you can turn around now.
27:51Daddy?
27:52What happened to the bad guy?
27:55He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
28:04Lily, stay right here inside this circle.
28:06Don't move.
28:08Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys.
28:09I'll be right back.
28:15Daddy, be careful.
28:18Don't worry, Lily.
28:20No one's ever beaten your dad.
28:27That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph.
28:30How much longer you got?
28:32Let me have my fun first.
28:35So what?
28:37I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
28:50Damn.
28:51You take a hit well.
28:53Let's enjoy this body.
28:55Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
28:58For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
29:05No signal?
29:06You trying to hog the glory?
29:08More coming.
29:09Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
29:11No choice.
29:12I'm taking them down with me.
29:14This the woman Dylan wants?
29:16Where the kid?
29:17Some guy took the brat.
29:20Useless.
29:21Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
29:27Just...
29:28Let Jack and Lily be safe.
29:33You all want to come at once?
29:35Then die together.
29:36Pick your graves.
29:49Why did you come back?
29:51Where's Lily?
29:55Lily?
29:56Lily's safe.
29:56Don't push yourself.
30:00So this is the woman's secret lover.
30:03Her taste is trash.
30:05Beg now.
30:07And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
30:10Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
30:12End it fast.
30:16You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
30:19Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
30:23Just hold on a little longer.
30:25Jack means more to me than anything.
30:27I won't let him get hurt.
30:38You want my husband?
30:40Step over my corpse first!
30:43In a hurry to die?
30:45Fine!
30:46I'll oblige!
31:15You're half dead already!
31:17How the hell did you knock me back?
31:20The sea is sinking.
31:21Those are Poseidon's warriors.
31:24This...
31:25can't be.
31:50Ancient Ekethra!
31:52The coastal legend monster?
31:54Why would she be here?
31:57Ha ha ha!
31:59Our boss has real backing!
32:01He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
32:03No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
32:07They're coming for us.
32:09We're finished.
32:10Don't worry, darling.
32:11Things might turn around.
32:12Lyra Vale has been captured.
32:15Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
32:20They're here for me.
32:22They're here for me.
32:22Jack, stay behind me.
32:24With me here, no one touches you.
32:26Stop saying that, Jack.
32:28Look around.
32:28We're surrounded.
32:29We could actually die here.
32:36My lords!
32:38Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
32:43You worthless creature!
32:46You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
32:57Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
33:02the sea King!
33:07Oh God, I agree.
33:08Probably not.
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