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Love Island (UK) - Season 6 - Episode 42
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00:08Sorry, it's about to get real loud.
00:12It's the eve of the Love Island final and tomorrow one couple will be crowned our winners.
00:17You know Saturday night is going to be fun.
00:21So we've been busy tidying our desks, paying our room service bills and organising the best unseen bits from a
00:28week into a nice, orderly pile.
00:29I mean program.
00:31Yeah, that would do.
00:33Let's see.
00:33We've got.
00:34Hold that.
00:35Hold it.
00:36Outrageous flirting.
00:37Your voice is atrocious, isn't it?
00:39Oh, it's not that bad, is it?
00:40Check.
00:41Sexy dancing.
00:42Scream if you want to go faster!
00:45Check.
00:46The girls looking hot.
00:47What?
00:48You're making me feel sick.
00:50Check.
00:51The boys looking silly.
00:53I'll always sit down for a wee.
00:54Check.
00:55Soppy romance.
00:56Oh my God.
00:57Check.
01:00So let's put this baby to bed.
01:03How old are you by the way?
01:04And get ready for the wrap party.
01:07There you go!
01:09Absolute stupidness.
01:11This is Love Island Unseen Bits.
01:16Yeah, it's good, isn't it?
01:17It's so gross.
01:18It's so gross.
01:33Welcome to Love Island Unseen Bits.
01:36Bringing you the very best Unseen Bits!
01:38Hey!
01:39the villa. So get comfy, grab them snacks and settle in for all the fun. And if that
01:51hasn't got you salivating for more, here's Ched to sock it to you. So sit back, relax
02:00and watch for the same enjoyment with which your niece watches Luke T shower. And with
02:08the same enjoyment with which Finn's mum watches her favourite show. Do you watch the Unseen
02:13bits as well on Saturday nights? They're brilliant. Because all week you're quite tense, thinking
02:18I hope tonight goes well, but you know Saturday night is going to be fun. Thanks Nicky, I'll
02:24give it my best this week. With the final fast approaching, the girls were busy pampering
02:35themselves this week while the boys, well they just sat around and played with their balls.
02:42Quick penalty shootout boys. Those shorts are definitely not FIFA approved.
02:47So it's gonna break.
02:49I get no doubt.
02:50I get no doubt.
02:53I get no doubt.
02:55I get no doubt.
02:58I get no doubt.
03:00I get no doubt.
03:01I get no doubt.
03:04No.
03:05I get no doubt.
03:05One mil.
03:07You used to play for City me back in the day.
03:09Salford City?
03:11You used to play for City?
03:11Yeah, when I was about eight, and I stopped when I was nine.
03:16Oh!
03:18What a save!
03:21Wait!
03:22Oh!
03:23I wonder if Darlington FC train with soft footballs, too.
03:27All right, lads, name, position, club.
03:30Take it away.
03:31Luke Mabbit, left back, Love Island.
03:34Oh!
03:35He's going for the lefty.
03:37Oh!
03:38Oh!
03:40Jamie Clayton, number nine, striker.
03:43What team?
03:43What team?
03:44Love Island.
03:46Oh!
03:49Billy Tap, set it back.
03:52Love Island.
03:53LAUGHTER
03:58Oh, he steps back.
04:00More hands on the hats.
04:01Fresh trim.
04:04Yeah!
04:04Billy Tap, tap, tap, da-da-da-da!
04:09Finn Tap, celebrating like a professional football.
04:13Oh, no, wait.
04:13Here we go.
04:13He is.
04:16Oh!
04:17Oh!
04:18Oh!
04:19Oh!
04:22Oh!
04:23Oh!
04:25Oh!
04:26Oh!
04:26Oh!
04:28Oh!
04:28Oh!
04:28Oh!
04:28Oh!
04:29I am The Fudge, I am Team Love Island, and I am...
04:32Centermid.
04:33Centermid.
04:34Yay!
04:35Go on, The Fudge.
04:36Who do you think you are?
04:38Oh!
04:40Oh!
04:41Oh!
04:42Oh!
04:43Introduce yourself.
04:44I am The Dem Dems, I am a striker, and I play for Pompey!
04:48Yay!
04:49Pompey!
04:50OK, OK, OK.
04:52You've got to do a little run, aren't you, when you've got to go like...
04:56Oh!
04:57Oh!
04:58Well, I think it's fair to say Dem Dems isn't sock-rape tees.
05:02You're never gonna break my heart!
05:09We'd all agree Luke T is a great laugh, but he's not just a fun guy.
05:13He knows how to chop fun guy.
05:16Everyone done with this?
05:18He just doesn't know what to do, bro.
05:20He's a little bit lost in the kitchen.
05:23How have you got this far?
05:26Bro, I'm actually a top chef.
05:38I told you, I'm short, mate!
05:41I'm short!
05:42Where did I go, bro?
05:43Listen, bro.
05:47I always pretend to be crap at things when I can't be arsed at...
05:50I'll play the next clip.
05:59Earlier in the week, catering over-orders, so the Islanders took part in the challenge,
06:03She's a Pizza Me.
06:05You want a piece of me?
06:07Pizza me.
06:08Warning, if you're currently eating pizza, look away now.
06:11The aim of the challenge, I think, was for the boys to throw pizza toppings at the girls
06:16who were the pizza bases, in order to make their best pizza.
06:20Got it?
06:20No?
06:21Well, it doesn't matter anyway.
06:22Come on, babes.
06:24First off, a delicious saucy tomato sauce.
06:32Is this what the Domeo family gets up to on holidays?
06:43You got your salary off.
06:44Look at that, give me your hands.
06:47Straight in my face.
06:50No!
06:52Lower!
06:52Lower!
06:53Ten!
06:54Well, the sauce had to be under up.
06:56Just like, you know what I mean?
06:58Not...
06:58No! Lower, ten!
07:00You're actually pissed me off.
07:01I did see you go like that at some point.
07:03No!
07:04Ten, you're going too high!
07:07You're just getting on me, ten!
07:09Ten!
07:10Yes, that was a good one!
07:12So the lardle, or the ladle.
07:16Tomato, tomato.
07:18Yeah, do I say the same one?
07:25Oh, Callan!
07:27Callan, move on!
07:29With the tomato base perfectly tossed, next, it was on to the pizza toppings.
07:36Oh, Jesus!
07:38That's right, Jess!
07:40Cheezus!
07:44Oh, that is beautiful!
07:46Absolutely beautiful!
07:48Wow!
07:49Your catching technique is poor, isn't it?
07:53Quick!
07:54Piano!
07:57That's good!
07:58I do this every day, you were, throwing things.
08:00No, you are actually good.
08:01I know, I'm there for thinking, I'm there for dancing, innit?
08:06Shake it, baby, shake it, cause I love her when you take a meal.
08:10Come on!
08:12I like to call my throwing technique the swan.
08:15I would sort of leap in the air, as a ballet dancer.
08:19Mama say you stop, or I'm gonna tell a papa, and I...
08:23Just land it, right on your pizza.
08:27You mixed up sigilliana, it's so delicious, everybody come capisha.
08:32The next stage was to a chaka da everything.
08:37What about the olives?
08:38Give me olives, they're going right to my own.
08:40One at a time, be careful!
08:43I was absolutely gagging, it's almost disgusting.
08:47Oh my God, I'm gonna vomit!
08:50Oh, you make me feel sick, I can't even smile.
08:53Oh, fuck, that was a headshot!
08:56I just stood there like an absolute imbecile,
08:59with this pizza base getting food in the face.
09:07Oh my God!
09:30Do you know what, the challenge just made me hungry, not even craved pizza.
09:33That is gross!
09:38Oi, did you nick some of my peppers?
09:39You what?
09:40You nick some of my peppers!
09:42Yes, I did throw a mushroom back at Ched.
10:04And with all that, the winners were Callum and Molly, but here's sore losers, Paige and Finn with the last
10:10word.
10:11Challenge wins, I will look like pizza.
10:14Sharing is caring, and once you've had four, you don't need any more.
10:18It's a nicer place, I'll shut up with your face!
10:27Here's an unseen clip of couples Luke M and Demi and Jess and Ched having fun with their hands.
10:33No, not like that, shame on you.
10:36Whoever loses has to, think of a good punishment.
10:40Lick Ched's foot!
10:41Yeah, okay.
10:42Oh, come on!
10:44And it's not, he finally licks it.
10:44You have to lick your own foot, if you lose?
10:46I think he loses, he licks it.
10:48Okay, let's go, cos then it will pick us up.
10:50Okay, okay.
10:51Rock, paper, scissors!
10:53Yes!
10:54Yes!
10:57Is that you licking his foot or your head licking licks?
11:02Go on, Jane, you don't have licking licks, go on!
11:04Wait!
11:05Between you both!
11:06No, we've got...
11:07Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
11:09Do you want to see?
11:11Right, let's go, let's go, let's go.
11:12Rock, paper, scissors!
11:17You've got licking licks, Ty!
11:19No, it's got to be yours, or it's me!
11:23No, it's me!
11:24Do you want to see?
11:25Ah!
11:26It's big!
11:30Come on!
11:31Lick the throat!
11:39Don't lick her!
11:40You didn't even roll it down, like, two of the times!
11:44Do the shoulder!
11:45And that's dry!
11:54French is the language of love, and here's an unseen clip that proves just that!
11:59Oh la la, monsieur T!
12:01I was learning French before I come in, you know.
12:04Were you?
12:05Is there any reason, or did you just want to...?
12:07Because it's sexy?
12:09Yeah!
12:11This is a good thing that you have, because we need to go to Disneyland Paris!
12:17True!
12:18Go on, teach me some!
12:19Let's say, I would like to...
12:21I want to know where Aladdin is, please!
12:23Yeah!
12:24Je voudrais savoir...
12:26Je voudrais savoir...
12:28Again!
12:29It's like a silky word!
12:31Like, savoir...
12:32Yeah, and then roll the R!
12:34Savoir...
12:36Go on!
12:38Savoir...
12:38Yeah, that would do!
12:40Okay!
12:40All together...
12:42Vous?
12:42No!
12:43Oh!
12:44Je voudrais...
12:46There we go!
12:47There we go!
12:48Savoir...
12:49There we go!
12:49Who?
12:51Who?
12:51Yeah!
12:52Aladdin?
12:57To be honest, I don't know how they say Aladdin, I'm just guessing.
13:01Where is Aladdin?
13:02Where is Aladdin?
13:04Eh!
13:04Eh!
13:05Is...
13:05Is...
13:06Eh!
13:07Eh!
13:08Okay, so...
13:09And then we say please and thank you, so...
13:11S'il vous plaît.
13:13S'il vous plaît.
13:15S'il vous plaît.
13:15S'il vous plaît.
13:17And then it would either be monsieur, if it's a man,
13:19or madame, if it's a woman.
13:21Okay, let's go from the beginning.
13:23Come on.
13:23I would like...
13:25You need to remember this.
13:26Je voudrais...
13:28Vous.
13:29Oh, yeah.
13:30Je voudrais...
13:31Je voudrais...
13:32Savoir...
13:33Je voudrais...
13:35Savoir...
13:36Où...
13:37Aladdin?
13:38Ha ha ha!
13:40Aladdin?
13:41Yeah?
13:42Eh?
13:43Yeah?
13:44S'il vous plaît.
13:45Yeah?
13:46And is it a man or woman?
13:47S'il vous plaît, madame.
13:49Madame.
13:50All together.
13:52Vous?
13:53No.
13:54Oh.
13:55Je voudrais...
13:57There we go.
13:59Savoir...
14:00There we go.
14:01Où...
14:02Yeah?
14:02Aladdin?
14:03Yeah?
14:05Eh?
14:06Eh?
14:07S'il vous plaît, madame.
14:08Yay!
14:09Time for a break.
14:11So pop for a oui-oui and we'll see you in a more.
14:15Bonjour.
14:26I want you to be more normal.
14:29Welcome back to Love Island Unseen bit.
14:32Or as Luke Tee would call it.
14:35Il est d'amour invisible le morceau.
14:38You didn't know I had that in my locker, did you?
14:42But I'm not the only one with worldly knowledge.
14:46Whereabouts in Ireland are you for?
14:48Ireland?
14:48You're not Irish, right?
14:49I'm Scottish, mate.
14:51Oh, you know.
14:53Oh.
14:54Well, they're good at astrology.
14:55I know that Tauras and Pisces are meant to be compatible.
14:59Compatible?
15:00Compatible.
15:01Right, well, I don't fucking know.
15:02I give up.
15:03Stick to what you know, guys, and apparently that's cloud watching.
15:06It looks like a little dog, to be honest.
15:08Aww.
15:09You can barely see now.
15:10Oh, my God, it's got bigger now.
15:11How weird is that?
15:13Oh, now it looks like a...
15:14Whale!
15:15Yes.
15:16Seahorse, seahorse.
15:17Seahorse.
15:17And now it looks like...
15:19A crab.
15:20Like a willy.
15:21Jellyfish.
15:22A willy.
15:23A fucking willy with a bellend.
15:25No.
15:26Weather report.
15:27Claudie with a chance of genitalia.
15:34Here's the islanders in the kitchen getting into a heated bread debate.
15:38Although, technically, that would be toast, wouldn't it?
15:41Oh, there's white bread there.
15:43Do you want some white bread as well?
15:45I might put in two pieces.
15:48I might put in two pieces.
15:48I'll have an M-piece if you want.
15:50Do you want the M-piece, do you?
15:52Mmm.
15:53Need to melt that a bit, cos it's just...
15:54Who else likes an M-piece?
15:56A heel.
15:57I don't mind a topper.
15:58Do you call it a heel?
15:59But...
15:59Let's call it M-piece, but I'm going to start calling it a heel.
16:02A topper.
16:03A topper?
16:04It's called a topper.
16:05That's not a good one, though.
16:05What is it called?
16:06A topper.
16:07We call it the heel of the bread.
16:08Heel of the bread.
16:09No, I have never heard that before in my life.
16:10You've never heard that?
16:11No.
16:12Oh, my God.
16:12I like both of them.
16:13It is definitely a topper.
16:14Paige, what do you call the end of our bread?
16:18The outsider.
16:19Oh, my God.
16:20Oh, awful.
16:20The outsider?
16:22Nothing.
16:22What do you call it?
16:23The heel.
16:25Oh, shut up, man.
16:26End of the bloody bread.
16:27That's all it is.
16:28That's too long.
16:28What is it like in another molehill?
16:29It's definitely a topper.
16:31Definitely the end of the bread.
16:32End of the bread.
16:33Way too long, Matt.
16:34I know.
16:35You're all wrong.
16:36It's a crust.
16:44It's week six, and it's important, much like my mum used to tell me.
16:49Iain, make your own fun.
16:51I'm not here to amuse you.
16:53So, much like these lot, I resorted to wearing wigs.
16:57Hang on a minute.
16:59What?
16:59Whose wig is this?
17:01Mine, of course.
17:03You're putting it all wrong.
17:04Where is my blonde?
17:05I think it's up there.
17:06It's the bandone.
17:08Your turn.
17:08Oh, my God.
17:13It's Rick James.
17:15Rick James.
17:20Scream if you want to go faster.
17:24Oh, my God.
17:25That is mad.
17:26That is mad.
17:27I'm in tears.
17:29Oh, that's sick.
17:30Wow.
17:30Do you reckon it'll fit my head?
17:31Yeah.
17:32Probably.
17:33Wait, OK, wait.
17:34Let me put that there.
17:35Go on.
17:36Go back.
17:37All right, go and find another one.
17:38And now fling it back.
17:39Jesus!
17:42Oh, my God.
17:44Oh, my God.
17:48He looks like Ozzy Osbourne.
17:50He does look like Ozzy.
17:51He looks like Ozzy.
17:53Yeah.
17:55Oh, my God.
17:57Let me in space.
17:59Sharon.
18:00Hold that bit on your head.
18:03Yeah.
18:03And let me put it back.
18:04Oh, what?
18:06Oh, you look like Oli.
18:09Oli's back.
18:15Smile.
18:18Wait, are you waiting Matt Hardy or Jeff Hardy?
18:20Oh, my God.
18:21One of the wrestlers.
18:22Let me in space.
18:25It doesn't help that you look pretty as well, does it?
18:28Little mix have let themselves go.
18:36Ever the observant voiceover artist that I am, this week, I've noticed Finn paying particular
18:41attention to the process of how a girl gets ready.
18:44But why?
18:46So talk me through what you're doing then.
18:48Applying the foundations.
18:49Applying the foundations.
18:50It's like building a house, isn't it?
18:51It really is, isn't it?
18:53See, everyone's different though.
18:55I start with my eyebrows first.
18:56Yeah, I always get into getting mine's caked and foundation after though.
19:00Why'd you ask, Finn?
19:05Okay, I like this.
19:06Where's that?
19:07I mean, I don't know quite how it goes.
19:11That's how it would look on.
19:13Okay, Finn.
19:15Where's that?
19:17Don't really.
19:18Don't know how I feel about that.
19:21That's how it looks.
19:23That's how it looks.
19:24Amazing, darling.
19:28What are you up to, Finlay?
19:38Oh, nice legs.
19:42I hope he wears that for the final.
19:47I can see it now.
19:48Got Finn.
19:49The man with a feminine touch.
19:52I'd love some tips, Finn.
19:54Would you?
19:55Yeah, hit me.
19:56Okay, so you've got a little cheetah print going on.
20:00Yeah.
20:01I like the black shoes.
20:03Thanks.
20:03And I like the hair.
20:05I think it's spot on.
20:07Anyone else on here or no?
20:18Early in the week, the Islanders were thrust into parenthood as they had to prove they could
20:22hack it as mums and dads.
20:25As usual, the first thought for a lot of them was making sure their baby was looking and smelling again.
20:32What are you doing here?
20:34He smells like Gucci by now.
20:36He's a Gucci baby.
20:37He went on his neck.
20:42No, it didn't.
20:42It went all over his face.
20:44Ooh.
20:45He went all in his eye.
21:13He's gonna suck you up, Eddie.
21:22it wasn't long before the islanders got the hang of it though and they were keen to regale the
21:26kids with tales from before their time all right okay so do you want to see pictures from Sean
21:31Paul night because oh you went here were you all right so this is me and Molly this is what
21:38we wore
21:39do you like the outfits I think they're really good outfits what would you rate them out of 10
21:46yeah probably a good seven and a half I agree what about this one this is just a selfie no
21:56okay I'll delete that one oh do you like the selfie do you reckon this is insta worthy or not
22:03yeah yeah yeah it's good in it yeah I might post that oh yeah that's a good one I'm going
22:13to
22:13favorite that one just because you said that meanwhile Finn had already mastered the art of
22:19story time there was one story I'll tell you about your nan and gramp right so I was playing badminton
22:26outside the front of me house with my dad your gramp and I cracked my knee open right
22:33anyway mum come home she was out getting the Chinese that's your nan that is so she sees it
22:39and then she goes oh bloody hell that's really bad like my knee was bleeding Darcy it was really bad
22:44and then they said oh we're gonna have to take you to an A&E I said yeah damn right
22:49you are my leg
22:50were almost hanging off then my mum said we'll just eat this Chinese and then we'll go so I were
22:56laid
22:56there Darcy with my leg up in the air blood pouring out of it whilst my mum and dad your
23:01nan and
23:01gramp were eating their chow mein I wouldn't do that to you Darcy I wouldn't I'll tell you straight
23:07there I'd probably eat the Chinese on the way there how old are you by the way but two be
23:16fair Finn
23:17Chinese is never as nice if you have to reheat it out in the garden Luke M was willing to
23:24go to any
23:25length to make sure his son had everything he wanted we need them camo shoes okay go go go you
23:34got the shit hey girl hey girl I can visit you whilst my baby's being looked after by his daddy
23:43I'm
23:44absolutely loving this mum life do you like it like honestly this is a bit of me oh I absolutely
23:50love it oh it's so cute you're right how are you I'm good you got the sun cream you got
23:57no don't put it on
24:00on the baby oh no I'll put it on me have you not put anyone can you put the spray
24:06one on me yeah
24:10thanks well I'll leave you guys there enjoy thank you thank you no worries do you like can I put
24:20them
24:20where did you put them where oh sick as if I didn't even see you take it I know that's
24:26us I am
24:30he looks sick he looks sick he looks sick my baby is unreal you cheeky wee monkeys
24:45everyone has their own style of parenting and looks squared were no exception
24:50come here come here come here come here come here come here come here come here come here come here
25:03do you want to get the frig out of my baby's prom hell no push me about
25:14even though you're absolute rascal yes you want to be his godparent
25:19Oh, man, no!
25:21Come on, I'll let you be his god pet.
25:25Oh, sick!
25:27Oh, you fucker!
25:33Demi, I think Luke might need changing.
25:36I'm gone.
25:37See you in a more.
25:49You make me so happy.
25:52Welcome back to Unseen Bits.
25:55You decided against string quartets and going on safari
25:58and chose to watch us instead.
26:00I know it's only been six weeks,
26:03but we love you too.
26:05Yeah!
26:06It's the penultimate part, but don't worry,
26:09there's still loads of unseen stuff you never knew you needed.
26:13Do you put the toilet seat up?
26:14Or I sit down?
26:15Sometimes I sit down, bro.
26:16I always sit down for a wee.
26:18And sometimes it just turns into a ship.
26:20Yeah!
26:20Right, that's enough nonsense for now.
26:23There's still way too many Islanders for this part of the show.
26:26It's about time we sent some home.
26:29After the Islanders had voted who they thought
26:31were the least compatible couple,
26:33it left five pairs vulnerable of being dumped from the island.
26:40The public votes saved Luke M and Demi
26:42and Jess and Chedd,
26:44leaving three couples at risk.
26:47Your votes meant that Jamie and Natalia
26:49were the next couple to leave the villa
26:51and everyone was so stunned
26:53they forgot to follow them to the front door to say goodbye.
27:02Then it was the Islanders' turn to decide who was next,
27:05as they had to save one of Mike and Priscilla
27:08or Callum and Molly.
27:12Mike and Priscilla.
27:14Callum and Molly.
27:15Mike and Priscilla.
27:17Mike and Priscilla.
27:18Mike and Priscilla.
27:19Mike and Priscilla were saved
27:20and the Lancashire lovebirds Callum and Molly
27:23were dumped from the villa.
27:25I don't want that.
27:30Callum was never very good with his words
27:32but he has an unseen attempt at an emotional farewell.
27:36All right, it's been the best five weeks
27:38and I don't know what else to say.
27:40Go on.
27:41Me?
27:41Oh, come on, give her a little speech.
27:43Oh, don't make me do a speech, I'm a shout-out speech.
27:46Right, fuck off.
27:47Top speech, yeah, kid.
27:49See you down Trafford, centre in the sunshine.
27:58Anyone want to close the door?
28:00No?
28:01Fair enough.
28:10If you ever wonder what people from Milton Keynes sound like,
28:13then it's absolutely nothing like this.
28:16All right, Geese.
28:17All right, Geese.
28:18Get a pint.
28:19All right, Geese, let me get San Miguel, please.
28:22San Miguel, please.
28:24Geese.
28:25Pease.
28:27A pint of San Miguel, please.
28:29A pint of San Miguel, please.
28:30I'll have a pint of San Miguel and whatever she's having.
28:33I'll have a pint of San Miguel and whatever she's having.
28:36I'll have a pint of San Miguel and whatever she's having.
28:39I'll have a pint of San Miguel and whatever she's having.
28:43I'm good, aren't I?
28:43You're going to stick out like a sore bum?
28:45Says, yeah.
28:46Pint of San Miguel, bag of salted peanuts.
28:49That's my order.
28:50Oh, you weird dog.
28:52Pint of San Miguel, bag of salted peanuts.
28:55Geese.
29:01You're funny
29:01You're funny
29:03Alright Finn
29:04I'd like to see you go to Glasgow
29:06And order a bottle of Bucky and a Pizza Crunch
29:15You've got to love Mike and Priscilla
29:17Their fellow islanders may give them stick
29:19For being cringy or vain
29:21And what do they do?
29:23Have a photo shoot?
29:24Good on them
29:26Shall I face the camera?
29:33You can face me now
29:40Next position
29:43Are you doing a video?
29:46Yeah
29:47She got me
29:49She got me
29:50Alright cool
29:53Bye boys
29:55I love you
29:57He's so silly
29:58Take a picture of me now
30:01Okay mommy
30:02I have to put my glasses on
30:03Oh my glasses are too big though for the picture
30:05You ready?
30:06You ready?
30:11Three
30:12Hold that
30:13Hold it
30:17One more
30:18Oh yes
30:20Welcome to MB Studios
30:24Mikey B Studios
30:27Wait until they find out they've got to give the phones back
30:36Oh my word it's nearly part four
30:39I've got another nipple growing of them
30:41And no one said anything that ridiculous yet
30:44This fucking Hesper smells like fucking old people
30:46It must be time for
30:49Did you seriously just say that?
30:53You lot should have put the oven on
30:55You should have preheated the oven
30:57But the oven's not hot now
31:00So
31:00What if I slap it on now?
31:02It'll start melting
31:03It could do
31:09It's gotta be
31:10Which one is it then?
31:11That one?
31:12Yeah
31:14Fan assisted
31:15I did turn down the volume
31:18Did you seriously just say that?
31:27They say men are from Mars and women are from Venus
31:29Well one thing's for sure
31:31Girls are still pretty alien to our boys
31:33Guys have you learnt anything new about women
31:36After living with them for so long?
31:38Yeah don't get a pull
31:39Because they won't never go in it
31:43That's very true
31:45I've learnt that they take tomato ketchup into the showers
31:49Yeah
31:50That's a new one
31:51I learnt that as well
31:52They take tomato ketchup into the shower?
31:54Yeah because it stops their hair going different colours
31:56Shut up
31:58Yeah
31:58That's not true
31:59No it is
32:00Yeah that's true
32:00I've learnt that
32:03Women take ages to get ready
32:06Literally ages
32:07Four hours
32:09I've learnt that some women
32:11Do their make up
32:12To come and sit by the pool
32:14I don't get that
32:16To sweat it all off
32:17To sweat it all off
32:18Bear in mind they're not going in the pool
32:20So it won't get ruined
32:21But
32:21I've learnt it's easier
32:23Just to nod and say yes
32:25Yes
32:27Absolutely
32:28I agree with that
32:28Just agree with everything
32:30Agree with everything
32:32Even when they're wrong
32:33Even when they're wrong
32:35Even when they're wrong
32:35They're right
32:36Especially when they're wrong
32:37Happy wife
32:38Happy life
32:39So it is
32:41Did you know what you didn't learn Finn
32:43That at some point Paige will see this
32:54Everyone's coupled up in the villa
32:56Oh my days
32:59We're not sitting here
32:59We're not sitting here
33:01Love is in the air
33:02Yeah and it still looks
33:03Ah
33:04Has it gone?
33:05Oh my god has it gone?
33:07Jesus
33:08That was big that
33:09What is there possibly to be scared of?
33:12That was me
33:16And this week's
33:18Islanders get scared by something
33:29It's following you
33:30Oh it's close to me now
33:33Is it gone?
33:34It's following you
33:35It's following you
33:39More exclusive bits
33:41After the break
33:42It's time for one of you lot at home
33:44To win a smashing £30,000
33:46And a seven night holiday
33:48To the fabulous South Africa
33:49Don't say we don't spoil you
33:51Courtesy of Just Eat
33:52We're flying you and four mates
33:54Out to Cape Town
33:55For a taste of the
33:56Five star Love Island lifestyle
33:58Loaded with £30,000
34:00Tax free cash
34:01Care check
34:02For a chance to win all of this
34:05Just text LOVE
34:06To 6554
34:07Text costs £2
34:09Plus one standard network rate message
34:11Go to the website
34:12Entries cost £2
34:13Or post your name in number 2
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34:21Entrance must be 18 or over
34:23Paid entries close at 4pm
34:24On Monday the 24th of February
34:25Good luck
34:43Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits
34:45And the final Unseen Bits of the series
34:48And I want to make it a good'un
34:50My secret trick is my self-confidence tape
34:55I like to play it to myself during the dumpings
34:57To really get me in the mood for the voiceover
35:01Ian, you are amazing
35:03I am amazing
35:06Ian, you are the best VO artist in the land
35:10I am the best VO artist in the land
35:14You are big
35:15Strong
35:15And confident
35:18I am big
35:19Strong
35:19And confident
35:20Try it on a fucking TV show, you guys
35:24Shit, have I been playing that into the villa?
35:28Sorry, Paige, as you were
35:30Right, I need to finish this tape
35:32You lot watch this unseen bit of philosophy chat
35:36No, seriously
35:37What do you reckon came first, the chicken or the egg?
35:42It's got to be
35:45It's got to be the egg
35:46No, it's got to be the chicken, sorry
35:47Surely God would make an egg first
35:50Why would he make an egg first
35:51When he could just touch straight to the point
35:53So he would just snap a whole chicken out
35:54Yeah, he would
35:55What do you think?
35:57Egg came from a fish
36:02Fucking fish
36:03We came from
36:06Sea animals
36:06Did we, though?
36:08How do you know that?
36:09Monkeys
36:09Fossils
36:10How do you know that, mate?
36:11Fossils
36:11No, there's no fossils saying we come from
36:14It was evolution
36:15We came from monkeys, yeah, didn't we?
36:17Yeah, but where did the monkeys come from?
36:18They come from God
36:19No
36:20They come from somewhere
36:21Brother Charles Darwin says otherwise
36:24Who?
36:25Isaac Newton says otherwise
36:28He's on about apples and gravity, him
36:31You don't have a scooby about animals
36:35Who's Charles?
36:36Charles Dickens
36:37Darwin
36:37Darwin
36:38Darwin
36:39Dickens, Darwin, who cares?
36:41Neither of them will help you explain how a fish gave birth to a chicken
36:51Earlier in the week you saw the Islanders take part in the legendary annual talent competition
37:00Where we saw all of this
37:04This
37:06And a little bit of this
37:08But what you didn't see was all the hard work, grit, determination and dedication behind the scenes
37:14Partly because there wasn't that much, to be honest
37:17What the hell are we going to do in a talent show?
37:19So we could just do like, just basic exercise
37:22But a couple
37:23Is that talent?
37:25Well, not everyone can do it, can they?
37:27What are we going to do?
37:29Sing?
37:29Nah
37:30Oh no
37:30Your voice is atrocious
37:32Oh, it's not that bad, is it?
37:33Nah, it's not bad
37:34We've got to dance
37:36Never done a dance routine in my entire life
37:39It's right, we're going to do it together
37:40Yeah
37:40Come up with a few moves
37:41Yeah
37:42Because I'm sorry, but I ain't getting out there half-hearted
37:44Oh no
37:44I mean, it's got to be on point
37:46I ain't doing it
37:46Exactly
37:47What's your, what's your, like, your talents are
37:49Metallics
37:51Uh, well, I don't really have many, actually
37:54Oh, fuck off
37:54I'm nervous, mate
37:57Okay
38:09Sorry, it's about to get real loud
38:11Done
38:12Don't shoot
38:13Don't pack the food
38:14Don't pack the food
38:14Excess
38:15When it's the DJ
38:16Further up
38:17Pretty girls get loved
38:19Ah!
38:21Yeah
38:21We're not doing
38:23We're not doing
38:26Oh, that's so much
38:28That's the technique
38:29There we go
38:31Ah!
38:32I'm shaking like a shirt on Doggers
38:36That means I'm the Overse
38:38Oh my god
38:45Errrr...
38:47This is going to end tragic.
38:49Come on.
38:50Ah! Oh, my God! Ah!
38:52Yeah?
38:54Am I light or heavy?
38:56No, you're light.
38:57This is actually really comfy.
38:59Wow!
39:00Yeah?
39:01OK, ah!
39:06No, I can't do it.
39:09Oh, Paige!
39:15There you go!
39:17See, he did it, look!
39:21No pressure.
39:26OK.
39:27Don't call us, we'll call you.
39:42For the past few weeks, you've been voting in your millions.
39:46However, this week, I wanted to know what the Islanders' best moment in the Love Island Villa has been.
39:52And this week's...
39:53Vita Bonanza!
39:57Best moment.
39:59OK.
40:00I've had so many amazing moments in this villa, I can't even tell you.
40:05It's probably like the funniest moment of my life, and it's so immature, but it was just so funny.
40:10So I was on the beanbags, and Rebecca lets out the most massive fart.
40:17You could not play off as the beanbag.
40:19No!
40:21Rebecca, was that you?
40:22It was so funny.
40:24Get out of there!
40:26The funniest moment...
40:29Mike fell forward in that gunk, in that challenge.
40:32Mike, no!
40:35It's just, how did that happen?
40:39Funniest moment for me was watching Callum walk straight into a glass window.
40:47I don't think anything could really top that.
40:51Natalya's pram falling in the pool.
40:55The pram!
40:56Oh, my God!
41:03Probably watching original Connor do the striptease.
41:14That was ridiculously funny.
41:17Come on, Dad!
41:22My sweetest moment was when Fun asked me to be his girlfriend.
41:26Will you be my girlfriend?
41:30Wait, say that one more time.
41:32Say that one more time.
41:34Will you be my girlfriend?
41:35It was lovely.
41:36It was very nice.
41:38Cause we are stars, we are lives.
41:43One of the best, walking back from Casper and Moore and seeing Paige single.
41:47We are planets in the sky.
41:50Can't fuck for that.
41:53I've never been so nervous in here.
41:55How are you feeling?
41:56Surprised.
41:59Go, go, go get each other.
42:01Go get your girl.
42:02Go, go.
42:04When my Mikey asked me to be his girlfriend.
42:08I want to ask you something.
42:10Go on.
42:12It was magical.
42:14It was...
42:15I don't think I've had anything sweeter.
42:18It would be an honour if I could call you my girlfriend.
42:25Unreal.
42:26That's definitely my best moment.
42:32The sweetest moment is just, it's waking up next to Jess every day.
42:37Every day we're just getting better and better.
42:40My best moment has got to be when Luke T asked me to be his girlfriend.
42:46To find your prince, you must quest to the peak.
42:49It was how he done it, you know, the whole fairytale plan.
42:53Answer this correctly to get past the giant in the way.
42:58Yeah, it was a moment that I'll never ever forget.
43:00I don't want to ask you if you want to be my girlfriend.
43:02Woo!
43:04Oh, 100%.
43:07My best moment personally was walking in with Luke M.
43:14We were so excited.
43:15We were dancing, trying to make ourselves calm down.
43:18Actually, in terms of like sweetest moment,
43:21was when Shanice and Luke T set up our first little picnic date on the daybed.
43:25What?
43:27What the fuck?
43:28We hope you enjoy your evening.
43:30Have fun.
43:31And then we shared our first kiss at the end.
43:34So put a little love on me.
43:37I think that was my sweetest moment with Luke M.
43:40Without a doubt, going in with Luke T.
43:45I don't think my Love Island journey would be the same without him.
43:49And I wouldn't want it to be any other way.
43:52Exactly.
43:53That was this week's Beach up in Nanza.
44:04And that, ladies and gentlemen, is that.
44:07Six amazing weeks ago, the classic Cape Town 2020 enrolled
44:12on a crash undergraduate course of love.
44:17They've grafted.
44:19You are mustard and I'm having you on time.
44:21They've been schooled.
44:23I'm doing so fun.
44:26They've excelled in biology.
44:29They've even fallen asleep at their desks.
44:32But after all their coursework, it's time for their last exam.
44:37The Love Island final.
44:42And you at home decides who graduates with a first.
44:48Tune in tomorrow night for the Love Island final.
44:56Bye.
44:57Bye.
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