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Love Island (UK) - Season 6 - Episode 42
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00:08Sorry, it's about to get real loud.
00:12It's the eve of the Love Island final and tomorrow one couple will be crowned our winners.
00:17You know Saturday night is going to be fun.
00:21So we've been busy tidying our desks, paying our room service bills and organising the best unseen bits from a
00:28week into a nice, orderly pile.
00:29I mean program.
00:31Yeah, that would do.
00:33Let's see.
00:33We've got.
00:34Hold that.
00:35Hold it.
00:36Outrageous flirting.
00:37Your voice is atrocious, isn't it?
00:39Oh, it's not that bad, is it?
00:40Check.
00:41Sexy dancing.
00:42Scream if you want to go faster!
00:45Check.
00:46The girls looking hot.
00:47What?
00:48You're making me feel sick.
00:50Check.
00:51The boys looking silly.
00:53I'll always sit down for a wee.
00:54Check.
00:55Soppy romance.
00:56Oh my God.
00:57Check.
01:00So let's put this baby to bed.
01:03How old are you by the way?
01:04And get ready for the wrap party.
01:07There you go!
01:09Absolute stupidness.
01:11This is Love Island Unseen Bits.
01:16Yeah, it's good, isn't it?
01:26What's the name?
01:32It's wheeze!
01:33It's wheeze!
01:33Welcome to Love Island Unseen Bits!
01:36Bringing you the very best unseen bits from the final week in the villa!
01:40One.
01:40One, two, two…
01:44so get comfy grab them snacks and settle in for all the fun and if that hasn't got you salivating
01:53for more here's ched to sock it to you so sit back relax and watch with the same enjoyment with
02:02which your niece watches luke t shower and with the same enjoyment with which finn's mum watches
02:10our favorite show do you watch out the unseen bits as well yeah on saturday night they're brilliant
02:16because all week you're quite tense thinking i hope tonight goes well but you know saturday
02:21night is going to be fun yeah yeah thanks nikki i'll give it my best this week
02:32with the final fast approaching the girls were busy pampering themselves this week while the boys
02:39well they just sat around and played with their balls quick penalty shootout boys
02:44those shorts are definitely not fifa approved so it's gonna break
02:52oh
02:55oh
02:55oh
02:57oh
02:58oh
03:08you used to play for city me back in the day salford city used to play for city yeah used
03:12it's when i was about eight and i stopped when i was nine
03:16oh
03:18oh
03:18i wonder if darlington fc train was soft footballs too
03:26all right lads name position club take it away
03:32luke maver left back love island oh he's going for the lefty
03:45oh
03:47Oh!
03:49Finley Tap, set it back.
03:51Love Island.
03:58Oh, he steps back.
04:00Fresh trim.
04:06Tap, tap, tap.
04:09Fin Tap celebrating like a professional football.
04:13Oh, no way. He is.
04:14Ooh!
04:16Oh!
04:27I am The Fudge.
04:30I am Team Love Island, and I am...
04:32Center mid.
04:34Go on, The Fudge.
04:36Who do you think you are?
04:38Oh!
04:40Oh!
04:40Oh!
04:43Introduce yourself.
04:44I am The Dem Dems, I am a striker,
04:46and I play for Pompey!
04:48Yay! Pompey!
04:50Okay, okay, okay.
04:52You've got to do that little run, haven't you?
04:53When you've got to go like...
04:56Oh!
04:58Well, I think it's fair to say Dem Dems isn't sock-rape tees.
05:01You're never gonna break my heart!
05:09We'd all agree Luke T is a great laugh, but he's not just a fun guy.
05:13He knows how to chop fun guy.
05:16Everyone done with this?
05:18He just doesn't know what to do, bro.
05:20You're a bit lost in the kitchen.
05:23How have you got this far?
05:26Bro, I'm actually a top chef.
05:39I told you I'm short, mate!
05:41I'm short!
05:42Where did I go, bro?
05:43Listen, bro!
05:47I always pretend to be crap at things,
05:49but I can't be arsed.
05:49I'll play the next clip.
05:59Earlier in the week, catering over-orders,
06:01so the Islanders took part in the challenge
06:03She's a Pizza Me!
06:05You want a piece of me?
06:08Warning!
06:09If you're currently eating pizza, look away now.
06:12The aim of the challenge, I think,
06:14was for the boys to throw pizza toppings
06:15at the girls who were the pizza bases
06:17in order to make their best pizza.
06:20Got it? No?
06:21Well, it doesn't matter anyway.
06:22Come on, babes.
06:24First off, a delicious saucy tomato sauce.
06:32Is this what the Domeo family
06:34gets up to on holidays?
06:43You've got to hurry up!
06:44You've got to give me your hands!
06:47Straight in my face.
06:50No!
06:52Lower!
06:52Lower!
06:53Ten!
06:54Well, the sauce had to be under up.
06:56Just like...
06:56Do you know what I mean?
06:58Not...
06:58No! Lower, Ted!
07:00You'll actually piss me off!
07:01Did I?
07:01I did see you go like that at some point.
07:03No!
07:04Ted, you're going too high!
07:07You're just getting on me, friend!
07:11Yes!
07:11That was a good one!
07:12To the lardle, or the ladle.
07:15The ladle.
07:16The ladle.
07:17Tomato, tomato.
07:18Yeah, I said the same one!
07:25Oh, Cullen!
07:27Cullen, move on!
07:29With the tomato base perfectly tossed,
07:31next!
07:32It was on to the pizza toppings!
07:36Oh, Jesus!
07:38That's right, Jess!
07:40Cheeses!
07:43Oh, that is beautiful!
07:46Absolutely beautiful!
07:48Wow!
07:49Your catching technique is poor, isn't it?
07:53Quick!
07:54Piano!
07:56Well, that's good!
07:58See, I do this every day, you were, throwing things.
08:00No, you are actually good.
08:01I know.
08:02I'm there for thinking.
08:03I'm there for dancing, innit?
08:06Shake it, baby, shake it, cause I love her when you take a move.
08:10Come on!
08:12I like to call my throwing technique the swan.
08:15I would sort of leap in the air as a ballet dancer.
08:19Mama say you stop or I'm gonna tell a papa and I...
08:23Just land it right on your pizza.
08:27You mixed up Sigiliana, it's so delicious, everybody come capisha.
08:32The next stage was to a chaka da everything.
08:37What about the olives?
08:38Give me olives, they're going right to my own.
08:40One at a time, be careful!
08:43I was absolutely garking.
08:46Oh, my God, I'm gonna vomit!
08:50Oh, you're making me feel sick, I can't even smile.
08:53Oh, fuck!
08:54That was a headshot!
08:56I just stood there like an absolute imbecile with this pizza base getting food in the face.
09:07Oh, my God!
09:09Oh, my God!
09:19Oh, my God!
09:24Oh, my God!
09:38Did you nick some of my peppers?
09:39You what?
09:40You nick some of my peppers?
09:42Yes, I did throw a mushroom back at Ched.
09:57Boys will be boys against them.
09:58Boys will be boys.
10:04And with all that, the winners were Callum and Molly.
10:07But here's sore losers, Paige and Finn, with the last word.
10:11Challenge wins are a look like pizza.
10:14Sharing is caring, and once you've had four, you don't need any more.
10:27Here's an unseen clip of couples Luke M and Demi and Jess and Ched having fun with their hands.
10:33No, not like that. Shame on you.
10:36Whoever loses has to. Think of a good punishment.
10:39Lick Ched's foot.
10:41Oh, come on.
10:43You have to lick your own foot if you lose.
10:46I didn't hear anything licks it.
10:48OK, let's go because then it will pick a stone.
10:50OK, OK.
10:51Rock, paper, scissors.
10:53Yes!
10:57It's either you licking and spit or you had licking licks.
11:02Go on, Jane, you have licking licks.
11:05Between you both.
11:06No, we've got...
11:07Do you want to see?
11:11Right, let's go, let's go, let's go.
11:12Rock, paper, scissors.
11:14Rock, paper, scissors.
11:17You've got to lick the tongue.
11:19No, it's got to be yours or it's me.
11:23It's yours.
11:24Do you want to lick the tongue?
11:26It's big.
11:30Come on, lick the tongue.
11:39I can't even roll it down.
11:41Like two of the times.
11:44You're sorry?
11:45And that's dry!
11:54French is the language of love, and here's an unseen clip that proves just that.
12:00I was learning French before I come in, you know.
12:04Were you? Is there any reason or did you just want to...?
12:07Because it's sexy.
12:09Yeah.
12:11This is a good thing that you have because we need to go to Disneyland Paris.
12:17True.
12:18Go on, teach me some.
12:19Let's say I would like to... I want to know where Aladdin is, please.
12:24Yeah.
12:24Je voudrais savoir...
12:28Again.
12:29It's like a silky word.
12:31Like, savoir...
12:32Yeah, and then roll the R.
12:34Savoir...
12:36Go on.
12:38Savoir...
12:38Yeah, that would do.
12:40Okay.
12:40All together.
12:42Vous?
12:42No.
12:43Oh.
12:44Je voudrais...
12:46There we go.
12:48Savoir...
12:49There we go.
12:50Où?
12:51Yeah.
12:51Aladdin?
12:52Aladdin?
12:57Aladdin?
12:58Aladdin?
12:58I don't know how they say Aladdin, I'm just guessing.
13:01Where is Aladdin?
13:02Where is Aladdin?
13:04Where is Aladdin?
13:04Eh.
13:05Is...
13:06Is.
13:06Eh.
13:07Eh.
13:08Okay, so...
13:09And then we say please and thank you, so...
13:11S'il vous plaît.
13:13S'il vous plaît.
13:14S'il vous plaît.
13:15S'il vous plaît.
13:16S'il vous plaît.
13:17And then it would either be monsieur if it's a man or madame if it's a woman.
13:21Okay, let's go from the beginning.
13:23Come on.
13:23I would like...
13:25You need to remember this.
13:26Je voudrais...
13:28Vous.
13:29Oh yeah.
13:44Je voudrais...
13:53There we go.
13:59There we go.
14:01There we go.
14:15Bonjour.
14:25I want you to be mon amour.
14:28Welcome back.
14:30It's a Love Island Unseen bit.
14:32Or as Luke T would call it.
14:35Il est d'amour, invisible le morceau.
14:39You didn't know I had that in my locker, did you?
14:42But I'm not the only one with worldly knowledge.
14:46Whereabouts in Ireland are you for?
14:48Ireland?
14:48You're not Irish right?
14:49I'm Scottish mate.
14:51Oh yeah.
14:52Oh, well they're good at astrology.
14:56I know that Taurus and Pisces are meant to be compatible.
14:59Compatible.
15:00Compatible.
15:01Right, well I don't fucking know.
15:02I give up.
15:03Stick to what you know guys and apparently that's cloud watching.
15:06Looks like a little dog to be honest.
15:09You can barely see that.
15:10Oh my god it's got bigger now.
15:11How weird is that?
15:12Oh now it looks like a...
15:14Whale.
15:14Yes.
15:16Seahorse, seahorse.
15:17Seahorse.
15:17And now it looks like...
15:19A crab.
15:20Like a willy.
15:21Jellyfish.
15:22A willy.
15:23A fucking willy with a bellend.
15:25No.
15:26Weather report, Cloudy with a chance of genitalia.
15:33Here's the islanders in the kitchen getting into a heated bread debate.
15:38Although technically that would be toast wouldn't it?
15:41Oh there's white bread there.
15:43Do you want some white bread as well?
15:45Oh.
15:46I might put in two pieces.
15:48I have an M piece if you want.
15:50Do you want the M piece do you?
15:52Mmm.
15:53Need to melt that a bit because it's just...
15:54Who else likes an M piece?
15:56A heel.
15:57I don't mind a topper.
15:58Do you call it a heel?
15:59That.
15:59I'll just call it an M piece but I'm going to start calling it a heel.
16:02A topper.
16:03A topper?
16:04It's called a topper.
16:05What is it called?
16:06A topper.
16:07You call it the heel of the bread.
16:08A heel of the bread.
16:09No.
16:09I have never heard that before in my life.
16:11You've never heard that?
16:12They're good.
16:12I like both of them.
16:13It is definitely a topper.
16:15Paige.
16:15What do you call the end of the bread?
16:18The Outsider.
16:19Oh my god.
16:20Awful.
16:20The Outsider.
16:22Nothing.
16:23What do you call that?
16:23The heel.
16:25Oh shut up man.
16:25It's just the end of the bloody bread.
16:27It's a topper.
16:28That's too long.
16:29It's definitely a topper.
16:31No.
16:31Definitely the end of the bread.
16:33Way too long now.
16:34I know.
16:35You're all wrong.
16:36It's a crust.
16:44It's week six and it's important much like my mum used to tell me.
16:48Ian.
16:49Make your own fun.
16:51I'm not here to amuse you.
16:53So much like these lot I resorted to wearing wigs.
16:57Hang on a minute.
16:58What?
17:00Whose wig is this?
17:01Mine of course.
17:03You're putting it all wrong.
17:04Where is my blonde?
17:05I think it's up there.
17:06It's the bandone.
17:08Your time.
17:08Oh my god.
17:09Oh my god.
17:10Oh my god.
17:11Wait, wait, wait.
17:11Oh my god.
17:13Do it.
17:13It's Rick James.
17:15Rick James.
17:16Rick James.
17:20Scream if you want to go faster.
17:24Oh my god.
17:25That is mad.
17:26That is mad.
17:27I'm in tears.
17:29Oh that's sick.
17:30Wow.
17:30Do you reckon it'll fit my head?
17:31Yeah.
17:32Probably.
17:33Wait, okay, wait.
17:34Let me put that there.
17:35Go on.
17:36Go back.
17:37And now fling it back.
17:39Jesus!
17:43Oh my god.
17:44Oh my god.
17:48He looks like Ozzy Osbourne.
17:50He does look like Ozzy.
17:52He looks like Ozzy.
17:52He looks like Ozzy.
17:53Yeah.
17:55Oh my god.
17:57Let me hear you speak.
17:59Sharon.
18:00Hold that.
18:01Hold that bit on your head.
18:03Yeah.
18:03And let me put it back.
18:04Oh what?
18:05Oh what?
18:07You look like Ollie.
18:08Oh my god.
18:09Ollie's back.
18:15Smile.
18:16Jeff.
18:18Wait are you waiting Matt Hardy or Jeff Hardy?
18:20Oh my god.
18:21One of the wrestlers.
18:22Let me hear you speak.
18:25It doesn't help that you look pretty as well.
18:28Little mix have let themselves go.
18:36Ever the observant voice over artist that I am, this week I've noticed Finn paying particular
18:41attention to the process of how a girl gets ready.
18:44But why?
18:45So talk me through what you're doing then.
18:48Applying the foundation.
18:49Applying the foundation.
18:50It's like building a house isn't it?
18:51Mm-hmm.
18:51It really is isn't it?
18:53See everyone's different though.
18:55I start with my eyebrows first.
18:56See I was getting my cake and foundation after though.
19:00Why'd you ask Finn?
19:05Okay I like this.
19:06Where's that?
19:07I mean I don't know quite how it goes.
19:11That's how it would look on.
19:13Okay Finn.
19:15Where's that?
19:17I don't really.
19:18I don't know how I feel about that.
19:21That's how it would look?
19:23Amazing darling.
19:26Erm.
19:28What are you up to Finlay?
19:40Nice legs.
19:42I hope he wears that for the final.
19:46I can see it now.
19:48Gawk Finn.
19:49The man with a feminine touch.
19:52I'd love some tips Finn.
19:54Would you?
19:55Yeah.
19:55Hit me.
19:56Okay.
19:57Erm.
19:58So you've got a little cheetah print going on.
20:00Erm.
20:01I like the black shoes.
20:03Thanks.
20:03And I like the hair.
20:05I think it's spot on.
20:07Anyone else?
20:08I'm here or no?
20:11Oh.
20:18Early in the week the islanders were thrust into parenthood as they had to prove they could
20:22hack it as mums and dads.
20:25As usual the first thought for a lot of them was making sure their baby was looking and smelling
20:31again.
20:32What are you doing?
20:34He smells like Gucci back now.
20:36He's a Gucci baby.
20:40He went on his neck.
20:42No it didn't.
20:42He went all over his face.
20:44Ooh.
20:45He went all over his face.
20:48And we had to cry.
21:02Well.
21:05But we're anyway.
21:08Bye.
21:11Ha.
21:12Ha.
21:13Ha.
21:13Ha.
21:13Hi.
21:14Ha.
21:22It wasn't long before the Islanders got the hang of it though, and they were keen to regale
21:26the kids with tales from before their time.
21:29Right, okay, so do you want to see pictures from Sean Paul night?
21:32Oh, you weren't here, were you?
21:34Right, so this is me and Molly.
21:37This is what we wore.
21:39Do you like the outfits?
21:41I think they're really good outfits.
21:43What would you rate them out of ten?
21:46Yeah, probably a good seven and a half, I agree.
21:50What about this one?
21:53This is just a selfie.
21:56No?
21:56Okay, I'll delete that one.
21:59Oh, do you like the selfie?
22:01Do you reckon this is Insta-worthy or not?
22:03Yeah?
22:04Yeah?
22:06Yeah, it's good, isn't it?
22:07Yeah, I might post that.
22:10Oh, yeah!
22:12That's a good one, I'm going to favourite that one.
22:14Just because you said that.
22:16Meanwhile, Finn had already mastered the art of story time.
22:20There was one story I'll tell you about your Nan and Gramp, right?
22:24So, I was playing badminton outside the front of my house with my Dad, your Gramp, and I
22:31cracked my knee open, right?
22:33Anyway, Mum come home, she was out getting the Chinese, that's your Nan that is.
22:38So, she sees it, and then she goes, oh, bloody hell, that's really bad.
22:41Like, my knee was bleeding, Darcy, it was really bad.
22:44And then they said, oh, we're going to have to take you to an A&E.
22:47I said, yeah, done right you are.
22:49My leg was almost hanging off.
22:52Then my Mum said, we'll just eat this Chinese and then we'll go.
22:55So, I was laid there, Darcy, with my leg up in the air, blood pouring out of it, whilst
23:00my Mum and Dad, your Nan and Gramp, were eating their chow mein.
23:03I wouldn't do that to you, Darcy.
23:05I wouldn't.
23:06I'd take you straight there.
23:08I'd probably eat the Chinese on the way there.
23:11How old are you, by the way?
23:13About two?
23:16Be fair, Finn.
23:17Chinese is never as nice if you have to reheat it.
23:21Out in the garden, Luke M was willing to go to any length to make sure his son had
23:26everything he wanted.
23:28We need them camo shoes.
23:30Okay, I'll do it.
23:31Ready?
23:32Go.
23:32Go, go, go.
23:33You got this shit.
23:39Hey, girl.
23:40Hey, girl.
23:41I can visit you whilst my baby's being looked after by his daddy.
23:44I'm absolutely loving this Mum life.
23:46Do you like it?
23:46Like, honestly, this is a bit of me.
23:49I absolutely love it.
23:50Oh, it's so cute.
23:52You alright?
23:53How are you?
23:54I'm good.
23:55You got the sun cream, you got...
23:59No, don't put it on the baby.
24:00I'm not putting it on me.
24:03Have you not put any on?
24:05Can you put the spray one on me?
24:07Yeah.
24:08Thanks.
24:10Well, Ollie, you guys did it?
24:12Yeah.
24:14Enjoy.
24:15Thank you, babe.
24:16No worries.
24:19Do you like crabs at them?
24:21Where did you put them?
24:22Where?
24:23Oh, sick.
24:24As if I didn't even see your turkey.
24:25I know, that's where I saw you.
24:30You look sick.
24:32You look sick.
24:33You look sick.
24:34You look sick.
24:35You look sick.
24:35You look sick.
24:35You look sick.
24:35Our baby is unreal.
24:37You cheeky wee monkeys.
24:46Everyone has their own style of parenting.
24:48And looks squared were no exception.
24:51Come here.
24:51Come here.
24:52Come here.
24:55It's alright.
25:03Hey, do you want to get the frig out of my baby's prom?
25:06Hell no.
25:07Push me about.
25:14Even though you're an absolute rascal.
25:17Yes?
25:18You want to be his godparent.
25:19Oh, man.
25:21No.
25:21Come on.
25:22I'll let you be his godparent.
25:25Oh, sick.
25:27Oh, you fucker.
25:28I'm gone.
25:29Oh, my god.
25:30Oh, my god.
25:31Oh, my god.
25:33Demi, I think Luke might need changing.
25:36I'm gone.
25:37See you in a more.
25:55Oh, my God.
25:57and going on safari and chose to watch us instead I know it's only been six
26:02weeks but we love you too it's the penultimate part but don't worry there's
26:09still loads of unseen stuff you never knew you needed do you put the toilet
26:13seat up or I sit down sometimes I sit down bro I always sit down for a wee
26:18and sometimes it just turns into a ship right that's enough nonsense for now
26:22there's still way too many Islanders for this part of the show it's about time
26:26we sent some home after the Islanders had voted who they thought were the least
26:32compatible couple it left five pairs vulnerable of being dumped from the
26:36island the public votes saved Luke M and Demi and Jess and Ched leaving three
26:45couples at risk your votes meant that Jamie and Natalia were the next couple to
26:50leave the villa and everyone was so stunned they forgot to follow them to the
26:55front door to say goodbye
27:02then it was the Islanders turn to decide who was next as they had to save one of
27:07Mike and Priscilla or Callum and Molly
27:12Mike and Priscilla Mike and Priscilla Mike and Priscilla Mike and Priscilla were saved and the Lancashire lovebirds Callum and
27:22Molly were dumped from the villa
27:25I don't know
27:26I don't know what that is
27:30Callum was never very good with his words but here's an unseen attempt at an emotional farewell
27:36I spent the best five weeks and I don't know what else to say
27:40Go on
27:41Me?
27:42Come on, why don't you have a little speech?
27:43Oh, don't make me do a speech, I'm sure I'm not doing a speech
27:45I'm not doing a speech, I'm sure I'm not doing a speech
27:46Right, fuck off
27:47Top speech, yeah, kid
27:48See you down Trafford centre in the sunshine
27:58Anyone want to close the door? No? Fair enough
28:10If you ever wonder what people from Milton Keynes sound like then it's absolutely nothing like this
28:16All right, Geese
28:17All right, Geese
28:18Get a pint
28:19All right, Geese, let me get San Miguel, please
28:22San Miguel, please
28:24Geese
28:25Please
28:27A pint of San Miguel, please
28:29A pint of San Miguel, please
28:30I'll have a pint of San Miguel, whatever she's having
28:33I'll have a pint of San Miguel and whatever she's having
28:36I'll have a pint of San Miguel and whatever she's having
28:39I'll have a pint of San Miguel and whatever she's having
28:42I'm good, aren't I?
28:43You're going to stick out like a sore thumb
28:45Says you.
28:46Part of the San Miguel, bag of salted peanuts.
28:49That's my order.
28:50Aw, you weird dog.
28:52Part of the San Miguel, bag of salted peanuts.
28:55Gays.
29:00Aw, you're funny, you're funny.
29:02You're funny.
29:03All right, Finn, I'd like to see you go to Glasgow
29:06and order a bottle of Bucky and a pizza crunch.
29:15You've got to love Mike and Priscilla.
29:17Their fellow islanders may give them stick
29:19for being cringy or vain.
29:21And what do they do?
29:23Have a photo shoot?
29:24Good on them.
29:26Shall I face the camera?
29:27Ooh!
29:33You can face me now.
29:40Next position.
29:43Ooh!
29:44Are you doing the video?
29:46Yeah.
29:46Aw, no!
29:48She got me!
29:49Ah, she got me!
29:51Oh, no!
29:52All right, cool.
29:53So, stay close in.
29:54Bye, boys.
29:55I love you.
29:57He's so silly.
29:59All right, take a picture of me now.
30:01Okay, mommy.
30:02I have to put my glasses on.
30:03Oh, my glasses are too big, though, for the picture.
30:05You ready?
30:06Three.
30:13Hold that.
30:14Hold it.
30:17One more.
30:18Ooh, yes.
30:21Welcome to MB Studios.
30:25Mikey B Studios.
30:26Are you ready?
30:27Yes.
30:28Wait until they find out they've got to give their phones back.
30:36Oh, my word.
30:38It's nearly part four.
30:39I've got another nipple growing of them.
30:41And no one's said anything that ridiculous yet.
30:44This fucking Hesper smells like fucking old people.
30:47It must be time for...
30:49Did you seriously just say that?
30:53You lot should have put the oven on.
30:55You should have preheated the oven.
30:57But the oven's not hot now.
31:00So...
31:00If I slap it on now, it'll start melting.
31:03It could do.
31:09It's got to be...
31:10Which one is it then?
31:11That one?
31:12Yeah.
31:14Fan-assisted.
31:16I did turn down the volume.
31:18Did you seriously just say that?
31:27They say men are from Mars and women are from Venus.
31:30Well, one thing's for sure.
31:31Girls are still pretty alien to our boys.
31:34Guys, have you learnt anything new about women
31:36after living with them for so long?
31:38Yeah, don't get a pool because they won't never go in it.
31:43That's very true.
31:45I've learnt that they take tomato ketchup into the showers.
31:49Yeah.
31:50That's a new one.
31:51I learnt that as well.
31:52They take tomato ketchup into the showers?
31:54Yeah, because it stops the hair going different colours.
31:57Shut up.
31:58Yeah.
31:58Yeah.
31:58That's not true.
31:59No, it is.
32:00Yeah, that's true.
32:00I've learnt that women take ages to get ready.
32:06Literally ages.
32:07Four hours.
32:08Crazy.
32:09I've learnt that some women do their make-up to come and sit by the pool.
32:14I don't get that.
32:16To sweat it all off.
32:17To sweat it all off.
32:18Bear in mind they're not going in the pool, so it won't get ruined.
32:21But I've learnt it's easier just to nod and say yes.
32:26Yes.
32:26Yes.
32:27Absolutely.
32:28I agree with that.
32:28Just agree with everything.
32:30Agree with everything.
32:32Even when they're wrong.
32:34Even when they're wrong, they're right.
32:35Even when they're wrong, they're right.
32:36Especially when they're wrong.
32:37Happy wife, happy life.
32:39So that is.
32:41Did you know what you didn't learn, Finn?
32:43That at some point Paige will see this.
32:54Everyone's coupled up in the villa.
32:56Oh, my days, we're not sitting here.
32:59We're not sitting here.
33:01Love is in the air.
33:02Yeah, and it still looks...
33:04Has it gone?
33:05Oh, my God, has it gone?
33:07Jesus.
33:08That was big, that.
33:09What is there possibly to be scared of?
33:12That was me!
33:16In this week's...
33:18Islanders get scared by something!
33:22Yay, yay, yay!
33:24Get back!
33:29It's following you!
33:31Oh, it's close to me now.
33:33Is it gone?
33:34It's following you.
33:35No, it's following you.
33:36It's following you!
33:39More exclusive bits after the break.
33:42It's time for one of you lot at home to win a smashing £30,000
33:46and a seven-night holiday to the fabulous South Africa.
33:50Don't say we don't spoil you.
33:51Courtesy of Just Eat, we're flying you and four mates out to Cape Town
33:55for a taste of the five-star Love Island lifestyle.
33:58Loaded with £30,000, tax-free cash.
34:02Care check.
34:03For a chance to win all of this, just text LOVE to 65554.
34:08Text costs £2 plus one standard network rate message.
34:11Go to the website, entries cost £2.
34:14Or post your name and number to LV20, P.O. Box 7558,
34:19Star Bay, DE1, 0NQ.
34:21Entrance must be 18 or over.
34:23Paid entries close at 4pm on Monday the 24th of February.
34:25Good luck.
34:43Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits and the final Unseen Bits of the series.
34:48And I want to make it a good one.
34:50My secret trick is my self-confidence tape.
34:55I like to play it to myself during the dumpings to really get me in the mood for the voiceover.
35:01Ian, you are amazing.
35:04I am amazing.
35:06Ian, you are the best VO artist in the land.
35:10I am the best VO artist in the land.
35:13You are big, strong and confident.
35:18I am big, strong and confident.
35:21Try it on a fucking TV show, you guys.
35:24Shit, have I been playing that into the villa?
35:28Sorry, Paige, as you were.
35:30Right, I need to finish this tape.
35:32You lot watch this unseen bit of philosophy chat.
35:36No, seriously.
35:37What do you reckon came first, the chicken or the egg?
35:42It's got to be...
35:45It's got to be the egg.
35:46No, it's got to be the chicken, sorry.
35:47Surely God would make an egg first.
35:50Why would he make an egg first when he could just touch straight to the point?
35:53So he would just snap a whole chicken out?
35:55Yeah, he would.
35:55What do you think?
35:56The egg came from a fish.
35:59The egg?
36:02Fucking fish.
36:03We came from sea animals.
36:07Did we though?
36:08How do you know that?
36:09Fossils.
36:10How do you know that, mate?
36:11Fossils.
36:11No, there's no fossils saying we come from...
36:14It was evolution.
36:15We came from monkeys, yeah, didn't we?
36:17Yeah, but where did the monkeys come from?
36:18They come from God.
36:20No.
36:20They come from somewhere.
36:22Brother Charles Darwin says otherwise.
36:24Who?
36:25Isaac Newton says otherwise.
36:27He's on about apples and gravity, him.
36:31You don't have a Scooby about animals.
36:35Who's...
36:35It's Charles.
36:36Charles Dickens.
36:37Darwin.
36:37Darwin.
36:39Dickens, Darwin, who cares?
36:41Neither of them will help you explain how a fish gave birth to a chicken.
36:51Earlier in the week, you saw the Islanders take part in the legendary annual talent competition.
37:00Where we saw all of this.
37:04This.
37:06And a little bit of this.
37:08But what you didn't see was all the hard work, grit, determination and dedication behind the scenes.
37:14Partly because there wasn't that much, to be honest.
37:17What the hell are we going to do in a talent show?
37:19So we could just do, like, just basic exercise for couples?
37:23Is that talent?
37:25Well, not everyone can do it, can they?
37:27What are we going to do?
37:28Sing?
37:29Nah.
37:30Oh, no.
37:30Your voice is atrocious, isn't it?
37:32Oh, it's not that bad, is it?
37:33Nah, it's not bad.
37:34We've got a dance.
37:36Never done a dance routine in my entire life.
37:39It's right, we're going to do it together.
37:40Yeah?
37:40Come up with a few moves.
37:42Yeah?
37:42Because I'm sorry, but I ain't going out there half-hearted.
37:44Oh, no.
37:45It's got to be on point, I ain't doing it.
37:48What's your, like, your talents are?
37:50Metallics.
37:51Well, I don't really have many, actually.
37:54Oh, fuck off.
37:55I'm nervous, mate.
37:57Okay.
38:09Sorry, it's about to get real loud.
38:19Yeah?
38:22We're not doing it.
38:23We're not doing it.
38:24We're not doing it.
38:26Oh, that's so much.
38:28That's the technique.
38:29There we go.
38:31Ah!
38:32I'm shaking like a shirt on doggers.
38:36That means I'm nervous.
38:44Uh...
38:45Okay.
38:47This is going to end tragic.
38:49Come on.
38:49Ah!
38:50Oh, my God.
38:52Ah!
38:52Yeah?
38:54Am I light or heavy?
38:56No, you're light.
38:57This is actually really comfy.
38:59Wow!
39:00Yeah?
39:01Okay.
39:06No, I can't do it.
39:09Okay.
39:10Nice.
39:15There you go.
39:17See, he did it.
39:18Look.
39:21No pressure.
39:26Okay.
39:27Don't call us.
39:28We'll call you.
39:40We'll call you.
39:42For the past few weeks, you've been voting in your millions.
39:46However, this week, I wanted to know what the Islanders' best moment in the Love Island Villa has been.
39:52And this week's...
39:53Feature Bonanza!
39:57Best moment.
39:59Okay.
40:00I've had so many amazing moments in this villa, I can't even tell you.
40:05It's probably like the funniest moment of my life, and it's so immature, but it was just so funny.
40:10So, I was on the beanbags, and Rebecca lets out the most massive fart.
40:17You could not play it off as the beanbag.
40:19No.
40:21Rebecca, was that you?
40:22Yeah.
40:22It was so funny.
40:26The funniest moment.
40:29Mike fell forward in that gunk in that challenge.
40:32Mike now!
40:35It's just, how did that happen?
40:38Funniest moment for me was watching Callum walk straight into a glass window.
40:44Who's watching that?
40:48I don't think anything could really top that.
40:52Natalia's pram falling in the pool.
40:55The pram!
40:56The pram!
41:00Oh, my God!
41:03Probably watching original Connor do the strip tease.
41:13That was ridiculously funny.
41:17Come on, Dad!
41:22My sweetest moment was when Finn asked me to be his girlfriend.
41:26Will you be my girlfriend?
41:30Wait, say that one more time.
41:33Say that one more time.
41:34Will you be my girlfriend?
41:35It was lovely, it was very nice.
41:38Cause we are stars, we are lights.
41:43One of the best, walking back from Casa Amor and seeing Paige single.
41:47We are planets in the sky.
41:50We're empty.
41:51Fuck for that.
41:53I've never been so nervous in here.
41:55How are you feeling?
41:56Surprised.
41:59Go, go, go get each other.
42:01Go get your girl.
42:04When my Mikey asked me to be his girlfriend.
42:08I want to ask you something.
42:10Go on.
42:13It was magical.
42:14It was, I don't think I've had anything sweeter.
42:18It would be an honour, if I could call you my girlfriend.
42:25Unreal.
42:26That's definitely my best moment.
42:32Sweetest moment is just, it's waking up next to Jess every day.
42:37Every day we're just getting better and better.
42:40My best moment has got to be when Luke T asked me to be his girlfriend.
42:46To find your prince you must quest to the peak.
42:49It was how he done it, you know, the whole fairytale plan.
42:53Answer this correctly to get past the giant in the way.
42:58Yeah, it was a moment that I'll never ever forget.
43:00I don't want to ask you if you want to be my girlfriend.
43:04Oh, 100%.
43:08My best moment personally was walking in with Luke M.
43:14We were so excited.
43:16We were dancing, trying to make ourselves calm down.
43:18I think actually in terms of like sweetest moment was when Shanice and Luke T set up our first little
43:23picnic date on the day bed.
43:25What?
43:27What the fuck?
43:28We hope you enjoy your evening.
43:30Have fun.
43:31And then we shared our first kiss at the end.
43:34So put a little love on me.
43:37I think that was my sweetest moment with Luke M.
43:40Without a doubt, going in with Luke T.
43:45I don't think my love island journey would be the same without him.
43:49And I wouldn't want it to be any other way.
43:52Exactly.
43:53That was this week's Beach up in Nanza.
44:04And that, ladies and gentlemen, is that.
44:07Six amazing weeks ago, the classic Cape Town 2020 enrolled on a crash undergraduate course of love.
44:18You are mustard and I'm having your own time.
44:21They've been schooled.
44:23I'm doing so fun.
44:26They've excelled in biology.
44:29They've even fallen asleep at their desks.
44:33But after all their coursework, it's time for their last exam.
44:37The Love Island final.
44:42And you at home decides who graduates with a first.
44:48Tune in tomorrow night for the Love Island final.
45:15Father, who's a good kid after all they had a great day?
45:23And home delegated every night.
45:25From going up to Alex Hallow, Elam and Billy Tipe δεν.
45:28I was going do so much fun and too much fun to play out.
45:30I actually worked there for some fun life pain.
45:30You
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