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Love Island (UK) - Season 6 - Episode 42
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00:08Sorry, it's about to get real loud.
00:12It's the eve of the Love Island final and tomorrow one couple will be crowned our winners.
00:17You know Saturday night is going to be fun.
00:21So we've been busy tidying our desks, paying our room service bills and organising the best unseen bits from a
00:28week into a nice, orderly pile.
00:29I mean program.
00:31Yeah, that would do.
00:33Let's see.
00:33We've got.
00:34Hold that.
00:35Hold it.
00:36Outrageous flirting.
00:37Your voice is atrocious, isn't it?
00:39Oh, it's not that bad, is it?
00:40Check.
00:41Sexy dancing.
00:42Scream if you want to go faster!
00:45Check.
00:46The girls looking hot.
00:47What?
00:48You're making me feel sick.
00:50Check.
00:51The boys looking silly.
00:53I'll always sit down for a wee.
00:54Check.
00:55Soppy romance.
00:56Oh my God.
00:57Check.
01:00So let's put this baby to bed.
01:03How old are you by the way?
01:04And get ready for the wrap party.
01:07There you go!
01:09Absolute stupidness.
01:11This is Love Island Unseen Bits.
01:16Yeah, it's good, isn't it?
01:17Three or four or three.
01:32It's this, Hispanic.
01:36This is humorous.
01:37Tried for it.
01:38Yes, that is finally out.
01:39Yes, I'm getting aeno.
01:40I'm getting aeno.
01:43That's how it's halving room.
01:44Larg on go.
01:45Good ae.
01:46That's out.
01:47settle in for all the fun and if that hasn't got you salivating for more
01:53here's Chad to sock it to you so sit back relax and watch with the same
02:01enjoyment with which Shanice watches Luke T shower and with the same enjoyment
02:09with which Finn's mum watches our favorite show do you watch out the
02:13unseen bits as well yeah they're brilliant because all week you're
02:18quite tense thinking I hope tonight goes well but you know Saturday night is
02:21going to be fun yeah thanks Nikki I'll give it my best this week with the final
02:33fast approaching the girls were busy pampering themselves this week while the
02:38boys well they just sat around and played with their balls quick penalty
02:43shootout boys those shorts are definitely not FIFA approved so it's gonna break
02:53oh
02:53oh
02:54oh
02:54oh
02:54oh
02:55oh
02:55oh
03:04I played for city me back in the day Salford City you split for city they used to
03:12run as well eight and I stopped when I was nine
03:16oh
03:18oh
03:18oh
03:19oh
03:23I wonder if Darlington FC train was soft footballs too
03:26all right lads name position club take it away
03:31Luke Mabbit left back Love Island
03:34oh
03:34oh
03:34oh
03:35oh
03:39Jamie Clayton number nine striker what team what team
03:49Billy tap set it back
03:58He steps back
04:00fresh trim
04:06Tap tap tap
04:09Fin tap celebrating like a professional football on a way he is
04:28Am the Fuji I am a team love island, and I am
04:36Who do you think you are?
04:38Who's the stop, it's the stop and stop.
04:41Ohhhh!
04:43Introduce yourself.
04:44I am the Dem Dems, I am a striker,
04:46and I play for Pumpy!
04:48Yay! Pumpy!
04:50Ok, ok, ok.
04:52You've got to do a little run, aren't you when you've got to go like...
04:56Ahh!
04:58Well I think it's fair to say Dem Dems isn't sock rape tease.
05:02You're never gonna break my heart
05:09We'd all agree Luke T is a great laugh,
05:11but he's not just a fun guy.
05:13He knows how to chop fun guy.
05:16Everyone done with this?
05:18He just doesn't know what to do, bro.
05:20You've got a blast in the kitchen.
05:23How have you got this far?
05:26Bro, I'm actually a top chef.
05:38I told you I'm short, mate!
05:41I'm short!
05:42Where did that go, bro?
05:43Listen bro!
05:47I always pretend to be crap at things when I can't be arsed.
05:50I'll play the next clip.
05:59Earlier in the week, catering over-orders, so the Islanders took part in the challenge,
06:03She's a Pizza Me!
06:05You want a piece of meat
06:07Pizza of meat
06:08Warning!
06:09If you're currently eating pizza, look away now.
06:12The aim of the challenge, I think, was for the boys to throw pizza toppings at the girls
06:16who were the pizza bases, in order to make their best pizza.
06:20Got it?
06:20No?
06:21Well, it doesn't matter anyway.
06:22Come on, babes!
06:23First off, a delicious saucy tomato sauce.
06:32Is this what the Domeo family gets up to on holidays?
06:47Straight in my face.
06:50No!
06:51Lower!
06:52Lower!
06:53Ched!
06:54Well, the sauce had to be under up.
06:56Just like, you know what I mean?
06:58Not...
06:58No!
06:59Lower, Ched!
07:00You'll actually piss me off!
07:01Did I?
07:01I did see you go like that at some point.
07:03No!
07:04Ched, you're going too high!
07:07You're just getting on me then!
07:11Yes!
07:11That was a good one!
07:12So the lardle, or the ladle.
07:15The ladle.
07:16Tomato, tomato.
07:18Yeah, I said the same one!
07:25Oh, Colin!
07:27Colin, move on!
07:29With the tomato base perfectly tossed...
07:32Next, it was on to the pizza toppings!
07:36Oh, cheeses!
07:37That's right, Jess!
07:39Cheeses!
07:44Oh, that is beautiful!
07:46Absolutely beautiful!
07:48Wow!
07:49Your catching technique is poor, isn't it?
07:53Quick!
07:54Piano!
07:56Helen, that's good!
07:58See, I do this every day at work, throwing things.
08:00No, you are actually good.
08:01I know.
08:02I've got everything in.
08:03I'm there for dancing, innit?
08:06Shake it, baby, shake it, cause I love her when you take a move.
08:10Tell her!
08:12I like to call my throwing technique the swan.
08:15I would sort of leap in the air as a ballet dancer.
08:19Mama say you stop or I'm gonna tell a papa and I...
08:23Just land it right on your pizza.
08:27You mixed up sigilliana, it's so delicious, everybody come capisha.
08:32The next stage was to a chaka da everything.
08:37What about the olives?
08:38Give me olives, they're going right to my own.
08:40One at a time, be careful!
08:43I was absolutely gagging.
08:45It's almost disgusting.
08:47Oh, my God, I'm gonna vomit!
08:50Oh, you're making me feel sick.
08:52I can't even smell you.
08:53Oh, fuck!
08:54That was a headshot!
08:56I just stood there like an absolute imbecile
08:58with this pizza base getting food in the face.
09:07Oh, my God!
09:30The challenge just made me hungry, not even craved pizza.
09:33That is gross!
09:34Oh, did you nick some of my peppers?
09:39You what?
09:40You nick some of my peppers!
09:42Yes, I did throw a mushroom back at Ched.
09:56Boys will be boys again.
09:58Boys will be boys.
10:04And with all that, the winners were Callum and Molly.
10:07But here's sore losers, Paige and Finn, with the last word.
10:11Challenge wins are a look like pizza.
10:14Sharing is caring and once you've had four, you don't need any more.
10:27Here's an unseen clip of couples Luke and Demi and Jess and Ched having fun with their hands.
10:33No, not like that. Shame on you.
10:36Whoever loses has to. Think of a good punishment.
10:39Lick Ched's foot.
10:41Yeah, okay.
10:42Oh, come on.
10:44You have to lick your own foot of you, Luke.
10:46I think he loses and licks it.
10:48Okay, let's go because then it will pick a stone.
10:51Rock, paper, scissors.
10:53Yes!
10:55Yes!
10:57It's either you licking his foot or Ched licking licks.
11:02Oh, you're licking his foot.
11:04No, no, no, no.
11:05Between you both.
11:06Wait!
11:06No, we got...
11:07Wait, wait.
11:08Do you wanna say?
11:11Right, let's go, let's go, let's go.
11:12Rock, paper, scissors...
11:17You've gotta lick Luke's toe.
11:19No, it's got to be yours or it's me.
11:22It's yours.
11:24It's yours.
11:25It's big!
11:29Come on! Lick the throat!
11:39Don't even roll it down!
11:41Like two of the times!
11:45And that's drawing!
11:54French is the language of love.
11:56And here's an unseen clip that proves just that.
11:59Oh la la, monsieur T.
12:01I was learning French before I came in, you know.
12:04Were you?
12:05Is there any reason?
12:06Because it's sexy.
12:09Yeah.
12:11This is a good thing that you have,
12:13because we need to go to Disneyland Paris.
12:17True.
12:18Go on, teach me some.
12:19Let's say, I would like to...
12:21I want to know where Aladdin is, please.
12:24Yeah.
12:24Je voudrais savoir.
12:28Again.
12:29It's like a silky word.
12:31Savoir.
12:32Yeah, and then roll the R.
12:34Savoir.
12:36Go on. Savoir.
12:38Yeah, that would do.
12:40All together.
12:41Vous.
12:42No.
12:43Oh.
12:44Je voudrais...
12:46There we go.
12:48There we go.
12:48Savoir.
12:49There we go.
12:50Où.
12:51Yeah.
12:51Aladdin.
12:52Aladdin.
12:57To be honest, I don't...
12:58Aladdin?
12:58I don't know how they say Aladdin.
13:00I'm just guessing.
13:01Where is Aladdin?
13:02Where is Aladdin?
13:04Where is Aladdin?
13:04Eh.
13:05Is.
13:05Is.
13:06Eh.
13:07Eh.
13:08Okay, so...
13:09And then we say please and thank you, so...
13:11S'il vous plaît.
13:13S'il vous plaît.
13:15S'il vous plaît.
13:15S'il vous plaît.
13:17S'il vous plaît.
13:17S'il vous plaît.
13:17And then it would either be monsieur, if it's a man, or madame, if it's a woman.
13:21Okay, let's go from the beginning.
13:23Come on.
13:23I would like...
13:25You need to remember this.
13:26Je voudrais...
13:28Vous.
13:29Oh, yeah.
13:29Je voudrais...
13:31Je voudrais...
13:32Je voudrais...
13:33Savoir...
13:33Je voudrais...
13:34Savoir...
13:36Où...
13:37Aladdin.
13:39Aladdin.
13:41Yeah.
13:42Eh.
13:43Yeah.
13:44S'il vous plaît.
13:45Yeah.
13:46And is it a man or a woman?
13:48Madame.
13:49Madame.
13:50All together.
13:52Vous.
13:53No.
13:54Oh.
13:55Je voudrais...
13:57There we go.
13:57There we go.
13:59Savoir.
14:01Où.
14:01Yeah.
14:03Aladdin.
14:03Yeah.
14:05Et.
14:07S'il vous plaît, madame.
14:10Time for a break.
14:11So pop for a wee-wee, and we'll see you in a more.
14:15Bonjour.
14:29Welcome back.
14:30To Love Island Unseen bit.
14:32Or as Luke T would call it.
14:35Il est d'amour, invisible le morceau.
14:39You didn't know I had that in my locker, did you?
14:42But I'm not the only one with worldly knowledge.
14:46Whereabouts in Ireland are you for?
14:48Ireland?
14:48You're not Irish, right?
14:49I'm Scottish, mate.
14:51OK, no.
14:53Oh.
14:53Well, they're good at astrology.
14:55I know that Tauras and Pisces are meant to be Irish.
14:57I say compatible.
14:59Compatible.
15:00Compatible.
15:00Compatible.
15:01Right, well, I don't fucking know.
15:02I give up.
15:03Stick to what you know, guys.
15:04And apparently, that's cloud watching.
15:06Looks like a little dog, to be honest.
15:08Aww.
15:08You can barely see how...
15:10Oh, my God, it's got bigger now.
15:11How weird is that?
15:13Oh, now it looks like a...
15:14Whale!
15:15Yeah.
15:16Seahorse, seahorse.
15:17Seahorse.
15:17And now it looks like...
15:19A crab.
15:20Like a willy.
15:21Jellyfish.
15:22A willy.
15:23A fucking willy with a bellend.
15:25No.
15:26With a report, Cloudy with a chance of genitalia.
15:34Here's the Islanders in the kitchen getting into a heated bread debate.
15:38Although, technically, that would be toast, wouldn't it?
15:41Oh, there's white bread there.
15:43Do you want some white bread as well?
15:45I might put in two pieces.
15:47I might put in two pieces.
15:48I'll have an end piece if you want.
15:50Do you want the end piece, do you?
15:52Mmm.
15:53I need to melt that a bit, cos it's just...
15:54Who else likes an end piece?
15:56A heel.
15:57I don't mind a topper.
15:58Do you call it a heel?
15:59But...
15:59Let's call it an end piece, but I'm going to start calling it a heel.
16:02A topper.
16:03A topper?
16:04It's called a topper.
16:05What is it called?
16:06A topper.
16:07We call it the heel of the bread.
16:08Heel of the bread.
16:09No, I have never heard that before in my life.
16:11You've never heard that?
16:11No.
16:12Oh, my God.
16:12I like both of them.
16:13It is definitely a topper.
16:16Oh, my God.
16:20Oh, awful.
16:20The outsider?
16:22No.
16:23What do you call that?
16:23The heel.
16:25Oh, shut up, man.
16:25It's just the end of the bloody bread.
16:27It's a topper.
16:28That's too long.
16:29It's definitely a topper.
16:31No.
16:31Definitely the end of the bread.
16:33Way too long, man.
16:34I know.
16:35You're all wrong.
16:36It's a crust.
16:44It's week six and it's important, much like my mum used to tell me.
16:48Ian, make your own fun.
16:51I'm not here to amuse you.
16:53So, much like these lot, I resorted to wearing wigs.
16:57Hang on a minute.
16:58What?
16:59Whose wig is this?
17:01Mine, of course.
17:03You're putting it all wrong.
17:04Where is my blonde?
17:05I think it's up there.
17:06The other one.
17:07The other one.
17:08Oh, my God.
17:09Oh, my God.
17:10Wait, wait, wait.
17:12Let's do it.
17:14It's Rick James.
17:15Rick James.
17:16Rick James!
17:20Scream if you want to go faster!
17:24Oh, my God.
17:25That is mad.
17:26That is mad.
17:27I'm in tears.
17:29Oh, that's sick.
17:30Wow.
17:30Do you reckon it'll fit my head?
17:31Yeah.
17:32Probably.
17:33Wait, okay, wait.
17:34Let me put that there.
17:35Go on.
17:36Go back.
17:37All right, go and find a woman.
17:38And now fling it back.
17:39Jesus!
17:44Oh, my God!
17:45Oh, my God!
17:48He looks like Ozzy Osbourne.
17:50He does look like Ozzy!
17:51He looks like Ozzy!
17:53He looks like Ozzy Osbourne.
17:55Oh, my God!
17:57Let me hit it in space.
17:59Sharon!
18:00Hold that bit on your head, yeah.
18:03And let me put it back.
18:05Oh, what?
18:06Oh, you look like Ollie.
18:07I was back.
18:15Smile.
18:16Jeff.
18:18Are you waiting, Matt Hardy or Jeff Hardy?
18:20One of the wrestlers.
18:22Let me hear you stay.
18:25It doesn't help that you look pretty as well.
18:28Little mix have let themselves go.
18:36Ever the observant voiceover artist that I am,
18:39this week I've noticed Finn paying particular attention
18:42to the process of how a girl gets ready.
18:44But why?
18:46So talk me through what you're doing then.
18:48Applying the foundations.
18:49Applying the foundations.
18:50It's like building a house, isn't it?
18:51It really is, isn't it?
18:53See, everyone's different though.
18:55I start with my eyebrows first.
18:56Yeah, I was getting mixed caked in foundation after though.
19:00Why'd you ask, Finn?
19:05Okay, I like this.
19:06Where's that?
19:07I mean, I don't know quite how it goes.
19:11That's how it would look on.
19:13Okay, Finn.
19:15Where's that?
19:17I don't really...
19:18I don't know how I feel about that.
19:21That's how it'd look?
19:23Amazing, darling.
19:26Erm...
19:28What are you up to, Finlay?
19:38Oh, nice legs.
19:42I hope he wears that for the final.
19:46I can see it now.
19:48Gawk Finn.
19:49The man with a feminine touch.
19:52I'd love some tips, Finn.
19:54Would you?
19:55Yeah, hit me.
19:56Okay.
19:57Erm...
19:57So, you've got a little cheetah print going on.
20:00Yeah.
20:01Erm...
20:01I like the black shoes.
20:03Thanks.
20:03And I like the hair.
20:05I think it's spot on.
20:06Thank you!
20:07Anyone else?
20:08On Arrow 9.
20:18Early in the week, the Islanders were thrust into parenthood as they had to prove they could
20:22hack it as mums and dads.
20:25As usual, the first thought for a lot of them was making sure their baby was looking and smelling
20:31again.
20:32What are you doing?
20:34He smells like Gucci by now.
20:36He's a Gucci baby.
20:37He went on his neck.
20:42No, it didn't.
20:42It went all over his face.
20:44Ooh.
20:45Spray it in a baby's face.
20:47It went all in his eye.
20:48Anthony ernet
20:48Oh...
20:50Oh...
20:51Oh.
20:51Oh.
20:53Hyang.
21:05Goods.
21:07Mommy.
21:08Hey.
21:12Oh.
21:13My baby, I'm going to suck you up, Amy.
21:22It wasn't long before the Islanders got the hang of it though, and they were keen to regale
21:26the kids with tales from before their time.
21:29Right, okay, so do you want to see pictures from Sean Paul at night?
21:32Oh, you weren't here, were you?
21:34Right, so this is me and Molly.
21:37This is what we wore.
21:39Do you like the outfits?
21:41I think they're really good outfits.
21:43What would you rate them out of ten?
21:46Yeah, probably a good seven and a half, I agree.
21:50What about this one?
21:53This is just a selfie.
21:56No?
21:56Oh, okay, I'll delete that one.
21:59Oh, do you like the selfie?
22:00Do you reckon this is Insta-worthy or not?
22:03Yeah?
22:04Yeah?
22:06Yeah, it's good, isn't it?
22:07Yeah, I might post that.
22:09Oh, yeah.
22:11Yeah.
22:12That's a good one.
22:13I'm going to favourite that one, just because you said that.
22:16Meanwhile, Finn had already mastered the art of story time.
22:20There was one story I'll tell you about your Nan and Gramp, right?
22:24So, I was playing badminton outside the front of my house with my Dad, your Gramp, and I
22:31cracked my knee open, right?
22:33Anyway, Mum come home, she was out getting the Chinese.
22:36That's your Nan that is.
22:38So, she sees it, and then she goes, oh, bloody hell, that's really bad.
22:41Like, my knee was bleeding, Darcy, it was really bad.
22:44And then they said, oh, we're going to have to take you to an A&E.
22:47I said, yeah, damn right you are.
22:49My leg was almost hanging off.
22:52Then my Mum said, we'll just eat this Chinese and then we'll go.
22:55So, I was laid there, Darcy, with my leg up in the air, blood pouring out of it, whilst
23:00my Mum and Dad, your Nan and Gramp, were eating their chow mein.
23:04I wouldn't do that to you, Darcy.
23:06I wouldn't.
23:06I'd take you straight there.
23:08I'd probably eat the Chinese on the way there.
23:11How old are you, by the way?
23:14About two.
23:16Be fair, Finn, Chinese is never as nice if you have to reheat it.
23:21Out in the garden, Luke M was willing to go to any length to make sure his son had everything
23:27he wanted.
23:28We need them camo shoes.
23:30OK, I'll do it.
23:31Ready?
23:32Go.
23:32Go, go, go.
23:33You got the shit.
23:39Hey, girl.
23:40Hey, girl.
23:41Can I visit you whilst my baby's being looked after by his daddy?
23:44I'm absolutely loving this Mum life.
23:46Do you like it?
23:46Like, honestly, this is a bit of me.
23:49Oh!
23:49I absolutely love it.
23:50Oh, it's so cute.
23:52You alright?
23:53How are you?
23:54I'm good.
23:55You got the sun cream, you got...
23:59No, don't put it on the baby.
24:00I'm not putting it on me.
24:03Have you not put any on?
24:05Can you put the spray one on me?
24:07Yeah.
24:08Thanks.
24:10Well, I'll leave you guys to get it.
24:14Enjoy.
24:15Thank you, Bea.
24:16No worries.
24:19Do you like crabs at them?
24:21Where did you go?
24:22Where?
24:23Oh, sick.
24:24As if I didn't even see you take it.
24:25I know, that's how I saw you.
24:30He looks sick.
24:32He looks sick.
24:33He looks sick.
24:34He looks sick.
24:35Our baby is unreal.
24:36You cheeky wee monkeys.
24:45Everyone has their own style of parenting, and looks squared were no exception.
24:50Come here.
24:51Come here.
24:53Come here.
24:55It's alright.
25:03Hey, do you want to get the frig out of my baby's pram?
25:06Hell no.
25:07Push me about.
25:14Even though you're an absolute rascal.
25:17Yeah?
25:18You want to be his godparent.
25:20Oh, man.
25:21No.
25:21Come on.
25:22I'll let you be his godparent.
25:25Oh, sick.
25:27Oh, you fucker.
25:33Demi, I think Luke might need changing.
25:35I'm gone.
25:37See you in a more.
25:52Welcome back to Unseen Bits.
25:55You decided against string quartets and going on safari, and chose to watch us instead.
26:00I know it's only been six weeks, but we love you too.
26:05Yeah.
26:06It's the penultimate part, but don't worry.
26:09There's still loads of unseen stuff you never knew you needed.
26:13Do you put the toilet seat up?
26:14Or I sit down?
26:15Sometimes I sit down, bro.
26:16I always sit down for a wee.
26:18And sometimes it just turns into a ship.
26:20Yeah.
26:20Right, that's enough nonsense for now.
26:23There's still way too many Islanders for this part of the show.
26:26It's about time we sent some home.
26:29After the Islanders had voted who they thought were the least compatible couple, it left five
26:34pairs vulnerable of being dumped from the island.
26:39The public votes saved Luke M and Demi and Jess and Ched, leaving three couples at risk.
26:47Your votes meant that Jamie and Natalia were the next couple to leave the villa, and everyone
26:52was so stunned they forgot to follow them to the front door to say goodbye.
27:02Then it was the Islanders' turn to decide who was next, as they had to save one of Mike
27:08and Priscilla, or Callum and Molly.
27:12Mike and Priscilla.
27:14Callum and Molly.
27:15Mike and Priscilla.
27:17Mike and Priscilla.
27:18Mike and Priscilla were saved, and the Lancashire lovebirds Callum and Molly were dumped from the villa.
27:30Callum was never very good with his words, but he has an unseen attempt at an emotional farewell.
27:36It's been the best five weeks.
27:39I don't know what else to say.
27:40Go on.
27:41Me?
27:42Come on, Molly.
27:42Give her a little speech.
27:43Oh, don't make me do a speech.
27:44I'm sure that's speeches.
27:46Right, fuck off.
27:47Top speech, yeah, kid.
27:49See you down Trafford centre in the sunshine.
27:58Anyone want to close the door?
28:00No?
28:01Fair enough.
28:10If you ever wonder what people from Milton Keynes sound like, then it's absolutely nothing like this.
28:16All right, Geese.
28:17All right, Geese.
28:18Get a pint.
28:19All right, Geese.
28:20Let me get San Miguel, please.
28:22San Miguel, please.
28:24San Miguel, please.
28:24Geese.
28:25Please.
28:27A pint of San Miguel, please.
28:30I'll have a pint of San Miguel, whatever she's having.
28:33I'll have a pint of San Miguel, whatever she's having.
28:36I'll have a pint of San Miguel, whatever she's having.
28:39I'll have a pint of San Miguel and whatever she's having.
28:40I'll have a pint of San Miguel and whatever she's having.
28:43I'll have a pint of San Miguel and whatever she's having.
28:43I'll have a pint of San Miguel and whatever she's having.
28:43I'm good, aren't I?
28:43You're going to stick out like a sore bum?
28:45Says, yeah.
28:46Part of San Miguel, bag of salted peanuts, that's my order.
28:50Aw, you weird dog.
28:52Part of San Miguel, bag of salted peanuts.
28:55Gays.
29:00Aw, you're funny, you're funny.
29:02You're funny.
29:03All right, Finn, I'd like to see you go to Glasgow
29:06and order a bottle of Bucky and a pizza crunch.
29:15You've got to love Mike and Priscilla.
29:17Their fellow islanders may give them stick for being cringy or vain.
29:21And what do they do?
29:23Have a photo shoot?
29:24Good on them.
29:26Shall I place the camera?
29:27Ooh.
29:33You can face me now.
29:40Next position.
29:43Ooh.
29:44Are you doing a video?
29:46Yeah.
29:47Oh, no.
29:48She got me.
29:49Oh, no.
29:50She got me.
29:51Oh, no.
29:52All right, cool.
29:53So, stay cozy.
29:54Fine, boys.
29:55I love you.
29:57He's so silly.
29:59All right, take a picture of me now.
30:01OK, mommy.
30:02I have to put my glasses on.
30:03Oh, my glasses are too big, though, for the picture.
30:05You got it?
30:06Three.
30:07Mm-hmm.
30:13Hold that.
30:14Hold it.
30:17One more.
30:18Ooh, yes.
30:21Welcome to MB Studios.
30:25Mikey B Studios.
30:26Are you ready?
30:27Yeah.
30:28Wait until they find out they've got to give the phones back.
30:37Oh, my.
30:37What?
30:37Lord, it's nearly part four.
30:39I've got another nipple growing with them.
30:41And no one's said anything that ridiculous yet.
30:44This fucking Hesper smells like fucking old people.
30:47It must be time for...
30:49Did you seriously just say that?
30:53You lot should have put the oven on.
30:55You should have preheated the oven, but the oven's not hot now.
31:00So...
31:00What if I slap it on now?
31:02It'll start melting.
31:03Could do.
31:09It's got to be...
31:10Which one is it then?
31:11That one?
31:12Yeah.
31:14Fan assisted.
31:16I did turn down the volume.
31:18Did you seriously just say that?
31:27They say men are from Mars and women are from Venus.
31:30Well, one thing's for sure, girls are still pretty alien to our boys.
31:34Guys, have you learnt anything new about women after living with them for so long?
31:38Yeah, don't get a pool, cos they won't never go in it.
31:43That's very true.
31:45I've learnt that they take tomato ketchup into the showers.
31:50Yeah.
31:50That's a new one.
31:51I learnt that as well.
31:53They take tomato ketchup into the shower?
31:54Yeah, because it stops their hair going different colours.
31:57Shut up.
31:58Yeah.
31:58That's not true.
31:59No, it is.
32:00Yeah, that's true.
32:00I've learnt that women take ages to get ready.
32:06Literally ages.
32:07Four hours.
32:09I've learnt that some women do their make-up to come and sit by the pool.
32:14I don't get that.
32:16To sweat it all off.
32:17To sweat it all off.
32:18Bear in mind they're not going in the pool, so it won't get ruined.
32:21But I've learnt it's easier just to nod and say yes.
32:26Yes.
32:27Absolutely.
32:28I agree with that.
32:28Just agree with everything.
32:30Agree with everything.
32:32Even when they're wrong.
32:34Even when they're wrong, they're right.
32:35Even when they're wrong, they're right.
32:36Especially when they're wrong.
32:37Happy wife, happy life.
32:39So that is.
32:41Did you know what you didn't learn, Finn?
32:43That at some point Paige will see this.
32:54Everyone's coupled up in the villa.
32:56Oh my days, we're not sitting here.
32:59We're not sitting here.
33:01Love is in the air.
33:02Yeah, and it still looks...
33:04Agh!
33:04Has it gone?
33:05Oh my God, has it gone?
33:07Jesus.
33:08That was big, that.
33:09What is there possibly to be scared of?
33:12Fass me!
33:16In this week's...
33:18Islanders get scared by something!
33:22Yai, yai, yai!
33:25Get back!
33:29It's following you!
33:31Oh, it's coming to me now.
33:33Is it gone?
33:34It's following you.
33:35No, it's following you.
33:36It's following you.
33:37Wait!
33:38Ow!
33:39More exclusive bits after the break.
33:42It's time for one of you lot at home to win a smashing £30,000
33:46and a seven-night holiday to the fabulous South Africa.
33:50Don't say we don't spoil you.
33:51Courtesy of Just Eat, we're flying you and four mates out to Cape Town
33:55for a taste of the five-star Love Island lifestyle.
33:58Loaded with £30,000 tax-free cash.
34:02Care check.
34:02For a chance to win all of this, just text LOVE to 65554.
34:08Text costs £2 plus one standard network rate message.
34:11Go to the website, entries cost £2.
34:13or post your name in number 2, LV20, P.O. Box 7558,
34:19Derby, DE1, 0NQ.
34:21Entrance must be 18 or over.
34:23Paid entries close at 4pm on Monday the 24th of February.
34:25Good luck.
34:43Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits,
34:45and the final Unseen Bits of the series.
34:48And I want to make it a good end.
34:50My secret trick is my self-confidence tape.
34:55I like to play it to myself during the dumpings
34:57to really get me in the mood for the voice-over.
35:01Ian, you are amazing.
35:04I am amazing.
35:06Ian, you are the best VO artist in the land.
35:10I am the best VO artist in the land.
35:13You are big, strong and confident.
35:18I am big, strong and confident.
35:21Try it on a fucking TV show, little guys.
35:24Shit, have I been playing that into the villa?
35:28Sorry, Paige, as you were.
35:30Right, I need to finish this tape.
35:32You lot watch this Unseen Bit of Philosophy chat.
35:36No, seriously.
35:37What do you reckon came first, the chicken or the egg?
35:41Er, it's got to be...
35:45It's got to be the egg.
35:46No, it's got to be the chicken, sorry.
35:47Surely God would make an egg first.
35:50Why would he make an egg first when he could just touch straight to the point?
35:53So he would just snap a whole chicken out?
35:55Yeah, he would.
35:55What do you think?
35:57The egg came from a fish.
36:02Fucking fish.
36:03We came from sea animals.
36:07Did we though?
36:08How do you know that?
36:09Fossils.
36:10How do you know that, mate?
36:11Fossils.
36:12No, there's no fossils saying we come from...
36:14It was evolution.
36:15We came from monkeys, yeah, didn't we?
36:17Yeah, but where did the monkeys come from?
36:18They come from God.
36:19No.
36:20They come from somewhere.
36:22Brother Charles Darwin says otherwise.
36:24Who?
36:25Isaac Newton says otherwise.
36:27He's on about apples and gravity, him.
36:31He don't have a scooby about animals.
36:34Who's...
36:35It's Charles.
36:36Charles Dickens.
36:37Darwin.
36:38Darwin.
36:39Dickens, Darwin, who cares?
36:41Neither of them will help you explain how a fish gave birth to a chicken.
36:51Earlier in the week, you saw the Islanders take part in the legendary annual talent competition.
36:56Yay!
36:58Go!
36:59Love Island 2020, I love you!
37:01Where we saw all of this.
37:04This.
37:06And a little bit of this.
37:08But what you didn't see was all the hard work, grit, determination and dedication behind the scenes.
37:14Partly because there wasn't that much, to be honest.
37:17What the hell are we going to do in a talent show?
37:19So we could just do, like, just basic exercise, but a couple...
37:23Is that talent?
37:25Well, not everyone can do it, can they?
37:27What are we going to do?
37:29Sing?
37:29Nah.
37:30Oh, no.
37:30Your voice is atrocious, isn't it?
37:32Oh, it's not that bad, is it?
37:33Nah, it's not bad.
37:34We've got to dance.
37:36Never done a dance routine in my entire life.
37:39It's right, we're going to do it together.
37:40Yeah?
37:40We'll come up with a few moves.
37:42Because I'm sorry, but I ain't going out there half-hearted.
37:44Oh, no.
37:45It's got to be on point.
37:45I ain't doing it.
37:48What's your, like, your talents are...
37:50Metallics.
37:51Well, I don't really have many, actually.
37:54Oh, fuck off.
37:55I'm nervous, mate.
37:57Okay.
38:09Sorry, it's about to get real loud.
38:21We're not doing it.
38:23We're not doing it.
38:24We're not doing it.
38:25We're not doing it.
38:26Oh, that's so much.
38:28That's the technique.
38:29There we go.
38:31Ah!
38:32I'm shaking like a shat and doggers.
38:36That means I'm nervous.
38:37Yes, it's a little bit too fast.
38:41Er...
38:47This is going to end tragic!
38:49Come on.
38:50Oh my God!
38:52Ah!
38:54Am I light or heavy?
38:56No, you're light.
38:57This is actually really comfy.
38:59Wow!
39:00Yeah.
39:01OK.
39:06No, I can't do it.
39:10OK.
39:15There you go.
39:17See, he did it, look.
39:21No pressure.
39:26OK.
39:27Don't call us, we'll call you.
39:42For the past few weeks, you've been voting in your millions.
39:45However, this week, I wanted to know what the Islanders' best moment in the Love Island Villa has been.
39:52And this week's...
39:53Vita Bonanza!
39:57Best moment.
39:59OK.
40:00I've had so many amazing moments in this villa, I can't even tell you.
40:05It's probably like the funniest moment of my life, and it's so immature, but it was just so funny.
40:10So I was on the beanbags, and Rebecca lets out the most massive fart.
40:17You could not play it off as the beanbag.
40:19No!
40:21Rebecca, was that you?
40:22It was so funny.
40:23Hey!
40:24Get out of there!
40:26The funniest moment...
40:29Mike fell forward in that gunk, in that challenge.
40:32Mark down!
40:35It's just, how did that happen?
40:38Funniest moment for me was watching Callum walk straight into a glass window.
40:44Who's watching that?
40:48I don't think anything could really top that.
40:51Natalya's pram falling in the pool.
40:55The pram!
40:56Oh, my God!
41:02Probably watching original Connor do the striptease.
41:14That was ridiculously funny.
41:17Come on, Dad!
41:22My sweetest moment was when Finn asked me to be his girlfriend.
41:26Will you be my girlfriend?
41:30Wait, say that one more time.
41:34Will you be my girlfriend?
41:35It was lovely.
41:36It was very nice.
41:43One of the best, walking back from Casper Amor and seeing Paige single.
41:50Fuck for that.
41:53I've never been so nervous in here.
41:55How are you feeling?
41:56Surprised.
41:59Go, go, go get each other.
42:01Go get your girl.
42:02Go, go.
42:04When my Mikey asked me to be his girlfriend.
42:08I want to ask you something.
42:10Go on.
42:12It was magical.
42:14It was, I don't think I've had anything sweeter.
42:18It would be an honour if I could call you my girlfriend.
42:25Unreal.
42:26That's definitely my best moment.
42:32The sweetest moment is just, it's waking up next to Jess every day.
42:37Every day we're just getting better and better.
42:40My best moment has got to be when Luke T asked me to be his girlfriend.
42:46To find your prince you must quest to the peak.
42:49It was how he done it, you know, the whole fairytale plan.
42:53Answer this correctly to get past the giant in the way.
42:58Yeah, it was a moment that I'll never ever forget.
43:00I don't want to ask you if you want to be my girlfriend.
43:04Oh, 100%.
43:08My best moment personally was walking in with Luke M.
43:14We were so excited.
43:15We were dancing, trying to make ourselves calm down.
43:19I think actually in terms of like sweetest moment
43:21was when Shanice and Luke T set up our first little picnic date on the daybed.
43:25What?
43:27What the fuck?
43:28We hope you enjoy your evening.
43:30Have fun.
43:31And then we shared our first kiss at the end.
43:37I think that was my sweetest moment with Luke M.
43:40Without a doubt, going in with Luke T.
43:45I don't think my love island journey would be the same without him.
43:49And I wouldn't want it to be any other way.
43:52Exactly.
43:53That was this week's Beach Up in Nanza.
44:04And that, ladies and gentlemen, is that.
44:07Six amazing weeks ago, the classic Cape Town 2020
44:11enrolled on a crash undergraduate course of love.
44:17They've grafted.
44:19You are mustard and I'm having you on time.
44:21They've been schooled.
44:23What's that doing?
44:26They've excelled in biology.
44:29They've even fallen asleep at their desks.
44:32But after all their coursework, it's time for their last exam,
44:37the Love Island final.
44:42And you at home decides who graduates with a first.
44:48Tune in tomorrow night for the Love Island final.
44:52To be continued.
44:53Yeah!
45:04Yeah!
45:07Yeah!
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