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00:00:05Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline
00:00:11This is me
00:00:20casually ruining my hospital room
00:00:29Mia?
00:00:30Is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:35No, I'm not. Sorry, Jessica. But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think
00:00:41could...
00:00:42Okay, yeah, just save it Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:00:45Now just clean this up or I will find myself another assistant.
00:00:49K-k-k-kay?
00:00:53I still love this school podcast. Stop fucking embarrassing me.
00:00:59Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's prom king and queen, Connor
00:01:07Oliver and Jessica Hart.
00:01:17You okay?
00:01:19Am I okay?
00:01:20My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:25name, but details.
00:01:27Yeah.
00:01:28Yeah.
00:01:30Yeah, I'm super good.
00:01:32You seem really amazing.
00:01:34Look who's talking.
00:01:34What are you doing?
00:01:35Well, I was surprised that you were here. You're such a big shot in the city.
00:01:41I'm actually... I came here for someone very special.
00:01:45No.
00:01:46I came back for you.
00:01:48Yeah.
00:01:50Um...
00:01:50Can I talk to you later?
00:01:52It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:01:57feel.
00:01:57Absolutely.
00:01:59Actually, I wanted...
00:02:00Come on, come.
00:02:01Everyone is waiting for us to start the show.
00:02:05So let's give them one.
00:02:08We came back.
00:02:12Hey...
00:02:19Hi...
00:02:20Jessica, what the hell?!
00:02:22Mia!
00:02:23Come here.
00:02:24Hey, it's okay.
00:02:26You're gonna be alright.
00:02:27Just hold on.
00:02:28I wish I could go back.
00:02:30What do you mean?
00:02:30Go back where?
00:02:31Then I could tell you how much.
00:02:34How much you want.
00:02:35Hey, Mia.
00:02:36Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:37Mia, look at me.
00:02:38What did you want to tell me?
00:02:44Am I dead?
00:02:50Or did my wish come true?
00:02:51Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:56Holy bananas.
00:02:58No more front lines.
00:03:00I look 18 again, which means...
00:03:04Look, the freak show lives.
00:03:06Rise and shine, Mia.
00:03:08I've got a mountain of my homework for you, too.
00:03:13Those clothes.
00:03:15Those highlights.
00:03:17A Tamagotchi?
00:03:19I went back to...
00:03:222006?
00:03:26When else would it be reject calendar much?
00:03:31Miss Thompson, may I be excused?
00:03:34I think I'm hallucinating.
00:03:35Mimi, you've got to stop getting high before class like the other losers.
00:03:42Loser, loser, loser, loser.
00:03:45Loser, loser.
00:03:48Loser, loser.
00:03:48Loser.
00:03:48Loser.
00:03:49Nothing's changed.
00:03:50Everyone still sees me as a loser.
00:03:52And nobody.
00:03:53The girl who can't fight back.
00:03:55But that's the thing about second chances.
00:03:58You can always flip the script.
00:04:00High school bucket list item number one.
00:04:03Never put up with bullying again.
00:04:08Miss Thompson, Mia's trying to kill...
00:04:12Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office.
00:04:16Why?
00:04:17For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:20They do this every day.
00:04:28Don't be silly.
00:04:30Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student.
00:04:35I mean, she would never bully anyone.
00:04:38She just...
00:04:39Sit down and finish your lab before I fail you.
00:04:48Mia, join Jessica's group.
00:04:50And I expect a perfect report when I get back.
00:04:59Okay, so we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid.
00:05:08Oops.
00:05:09What can I say?
00:05:12Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat.
00:05:16A shame what happened to your shirt.
00:05:19Let's clean you up.
00:05:20That acid...
00:05:21Don't...
00:05:22I know, Mia, but this is science class.
00:05:25And I want to try this experiment on you.
00:05:31Oh, these are so funny, my space.
00:05:39Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as dirty danglers or no man's land?
00:05:51Wow, Mia, you...
00:05:57Like you're in trouble.
00:06:02So are you going to put her in her place or should I?
00:06:04High school bucket list item number two.
00:06:07Be the kind of girl who gets her crush's attention.
00:06:12Con-con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal.
00:06:16Don't...
00:06:18Don't call me that.
00:06:19Or what?
00:06:19Little miss st-st-stutter.
00:06:22This time, no more shrinking.
00:06:25You do that again?
00:06:26I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade.
00:06:29Hmm.
00:06:29What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:33I don't know what you're talking about.
00:06:36You're cheating your way into college.
00:06:37And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in.
00:06:41Shame what happened to your shirt.
00:06:44Imagine what I could do to your face.
00:06:50Let's see what this test team does.
00:06:59Mia, put the bottle down.
00:07:06High school bucket list item number three.
00:07:08Teach your least favorite teacher a lesson.
00:07:10Sorry, Ms. Thompson.
00:07:12Freak science accident.
00:07:14Blame chemistry?
00:07:15Oh my god!
00:07:18Damn, Mia.
00:07:20Wasn't expecting that.
00:07:21Little fight looks good on you.
00:07:24Use your words.
00:07:25Don't get lost in that smile.
00:07:27Just say something.
00:07:28It's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.
00:07:31No.
00:07:33You look good kicking ass.
00:07:35I like this new you.
00:07:36I like the new me, too.
00:07:39Goodbye, shy girl.
00:07:40Hello, high school 2.0.
00:07:44You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering?
00:07:48What's next, Mia?
00:07:50Running for prom, queen!
00:07:52Stop!
00:07:53Stop!
00:07:53You know what?
00:07:54Maybe I will.
00:07:56Literally, no one knows you.
00:07:58And you want to run against me?
00:08:00Anyone can wear a crown.
00:08:03Not people like you.
00:08:06Need a reminder?
00:08:08Nikki!
00:08:09Sharpie!
00:08:10Now!
00:08:13If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen...
00:08:15I will not make your life a living hell.
00:08:17Feel!
00:08:22Everyone, I'd like to make an announcement.
00:08:26High school bucket list item number four.
00:08:29Be brave even when it scares you.
00:08:31I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:08:37Mia, Mamacita, Watkins, did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:43Chris and Kay were my only real friends.
00:08:45We lost touch after high school.
00:08:47I am not losing them again.
00:08:49I did.
00:08:50I'm so glad you guys are here.
00:08:53I just miss you so much and I love you.
00:08:56Come here.
00:08:58It's been like ten minutes, but we love you too.
00:09:01And since we love you, let's get you right.
00:09:08Great!
00:09:09More maggots have arrived.
00:09:12Besides the Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:16The misfits?
00:09:18The outcasts?
00:09:19Anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of prefect?
00:09:23To the queen, let's annihilate this biatch.
00:09:27Shut it, wannabe Lance!
00:09:29Choke and die, slutty Spears.
00:09:31Well, since we're doing this, raise your hand if you want to vote for me.
00:09:40Okay.
00:09:41And raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia.
00:09:51Connor, what the hell did you just give her?
00:09:54Was that your number?
00:09:56My vote.
00:10:00Please may I not be hallucinating.
00:10:03Concon, you already got the vote for Prom King this year.
00:10:07We have to do this together.
00:10:10Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina!
00:10:13Except for me.
00:10:15I don't want to date you, Jessica.
00:10:18Everyone wants to date me!
00:10:20I'm head cheerleader!
00:10:22You're the basketball captain!
00:10:23Even our parents want us together!
00:10:25It's destiny!
00:10:27May the best girl win.
00:10:29Aw, Mr. Oliver.
00:10:32Fail again, you won't be able to go to prom or play in the basketball finals.
00:10:36Understood?
00:10:38Got it.
00:10:42Where do you think you're going?
00:10:43We have a pop quiz on...
00:10:45Theory of relativity.
00:10:46The answers are A, C, C, B...
00:10:51I'll come back for my A later.
00:10:54You're not going anywhere until you take this test.
00:10:56High school bucket list item number five.
00:10:58Ditch class like a badass.
00:11:00Check it!
00:11:01If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office.
00:11:05You wasted.
00:11:07How?
00:11:10Told ya.
00:11:12See you later, Misty.
00:11:19Hey, I just wanted to thank you for...
00:11:32I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
00:11:35I'll get off you now.
00:11:38Uh, you good?
00:11:39Yeah.
00:11:40Ooh.
00:11:41Sorry, your necklace.
00:11:42Oh no, don't worry about it.
00:11:43It's been in my family for years.
00:11:45It's like indestructible.
00:11:46Oh, it's pretty.
00:11:47Thanks.
00:11:47Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers.
00:11:52She's nuts.
00:11:55You know, I...
00:11:55I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like.
00:11:58Wow.
00:11:59Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful.
00:12:01Jess?
00:12:02Hmm.
00:12:03Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:05Well, because you two are a thing.
00:12:07You're like the school's Kylie and Chalamet.
00:12:10Chalamet who?
00:12:12Uh, nothing.
00:12:13No.
00:12:13It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year,
00:12:16so I thought...
00:12:18she doesn't deserve to be prom queen.
00:12:20You do.
00:12:21I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it.
00:12:25That's why you won my vote.
00:12:28I thought you liked her.
00:12:29Wow.
00:12:33To be honest with you, Mia,
00:12:36there's only one girl that I've ever really liked.
00:12:40And it's not Jess.
00:12:43Then who?
00:12:45Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked
00:12:50is...
00:12:52Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:12:54Oh, fuck.
00:12:55No, yeah, I'm fine.
00:12:56I'm great.
00:12:56What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:58Oh, she's out of my league.
00:13:01Oh, god.
00:13:02It's okay.
00:13:03Yeah, I'm fine.
00:13:04Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked
00:13:06is out of my league
00:13:06and she's beautiful
00:13:09and smart
00:13:11and she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb child like me.
00:13:15You're not dumb, Connor.
00:13:18She's the stupid one if she turns you down.
00:13:22Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:13:26Cool.
00:13:27Um, but I'm not going to ask her out until I get my grades up.
00:13:31High school bucket list item number six.
00:13:34Pretend you're not heartbroken
00:13:35that you're crushed like someone else.
00:13:37What did you have in mind?
00:13:38Well, if you could help me ace this test,
00:13:41I will help you win the crown.
00:13:45Make you prom queen.
00:13:49What do you think?
00:13:58Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen.
00:14:03Keep freaks out of our last dance ever.
00:14:06Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism.
00:14:09Dr. Jessica!
00:14:14Dylan, if I don't take her on now,
00:14:16we'll spend the next two decades paying for it.
00:14:22Oh, perfect.
00:14:23Just the people I wanted to see.
00:14:24You are just in time for my campaign kickoff.
00:14:28Everyone, I would like to announce
00:14:31the first prom election challenge.
00:14:34Come in.
00:14:36Here goes nothing.
00:14:37Connor will join too,
00:14:39since everyone already wants him to be prom king.
00:14:43What's his challenge?
00:14:44A chemistry test.
00:14:46Well, great.
00:14:48Chemistry's my favorite subject.
00:14:50Sexual chemistry.
00:14:52Sexual what?
00:14:54The rules are simple.
00:14:56Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor,
00:14:58and you will vote for who brings the fire.
00:15:02You down?
00:15:06Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
00:15:16Boo!
00:15:17No more applause.
00:15:17Jess already has the clap.
00:15:19Bite me, knee pads.
00:15:20Your little friend lost.
00:15:22Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:24This is the reunion all over again.
00:15:26I'm not letting her win this time.
00:15:28What the hell was that?
00:15:29Me winning.
00:15:31Can't wait to have you back, King.
00:15:33Concon and I are a tough act to follow, but, uh, show us your best, freak.
00:15:39Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:40It's your man, Mia!
00:15:42Shut the fuck up, Chris.
00:15:44You don't have to put on a show for them.
00:15:46Or anybody.
00:15:47You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow.
00:15:50You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother.
00:15:53Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:54I'm not doing this for them.
00:15:56It's for me.
00:15:57Just follow my lead.
00:15:59High school bucket list I never sent.
00:16:02Make the first move.
00:16:04No, you follow my lead.
00:16:09You follow my lead.
00:16:27So, you guys, who did it better?
00:16:30Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia.
00:16:36Oh, damn.
00:16:37Yeah, we definitely have to do that again.
00:16:40How dare you make out with that scum-sucking social climate science fair slut?
00:16:45I will destroy her life and I will win, prom queen.
00:16:49Not if I can help it.
00:16:51The whole town wants us together.
00:16:53Don't you want to leave high school, a legend?
00:16:56Go on her!
00:17:00Mia, your prince is waiting.
00:17:04Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:08Stop drooling.
00:17:09Go over there.
00:17:10Or you can use your mouth in another creative way.
00:17:12Go, go, go, go, go.
00:17:14Bye.
00:17:14Bye.
00:17:14Bye.
00:17:15Bye.
00:17:15Bye, bye, bye, bye.
00:17:18Mia, we really need to talk about that kiss.
00:17:25Where did you learn how to do that?
00:17:27College.
00:17:28Science majors are sluttier than you think.
00:17:30Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:17:32No.
00:17:34But I will one day.
00:17:37My magic eight ball said so.
00:17:39So you can predict the future?
00:17:41Actually, I'm from the future.
00:17:43Right.
00:17:44It's my secret superpower, so.
00:17:46Oh.
00:17:47Well, I hope that there's another run for us in our future.
00:17:51Somewhere.
00:17:53Where there's less interruptions.
00:17:56Connor?
00:17:57I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:18:00And it's not like you want to date me, so.
00:18:02Actually, about that, yeah.
00:18:04Well, let's just focus on beating Jess, and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:18:10Yeah?
00:18:11Connor might be my forever crush, but he's also a forever playboy.
00:18:15At least, that's what the rumors say.
00:18:18Fine.
00:18:20Yeah, look.
00:18:21For your information, the next best opportunity to get votes is going to be at tomorrow's bake-off.
00:18:27So, we could team up.
00:18:32Wait.
00:18:33You really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:18:37You can run this school if you want to team me up.
00:18:40You're royalty, and you don't even know it.
00:18:46Out of the way!
00:18:47Cooking class champions coming through!
00:18:50Wait.
00:18:52You're not seriously thinking about answering.
00:18:54If you do.
00:18:55I will embarrass you so bad, you will wish you were dead.
00:19:01You still want to do this?
00:19:04Why not?
00:19:06Baking is just chemistry.
00:19:08Let the best bake her win.
00:19:11Ew.
00:19:12And I think we all know who's going to win.
00:19:17Girls!
00:19:18Should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:19:23What are you talking about?
00:19:24You don't look the part yet, Nita.
00:19:26Let us help you out.
00:19:37Later, loser.
00:19:41Let me guess.
00:19:43Jessed bitch strikes again.
00:19:44Well, I hope her baked goods burn in hell.
00:19:47You want me to go curse her?
00:19:49Thanks for the thought, Kate.
00:19:50I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:19:52I'm never going to have to give you an edge.
00:19:54Something that gives you hot points and baking points.
00:19:58Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:20:01Why?
00:20:01Because I'm going to turn you into a sexy, nerdy, baking queen.
00:20:09Mia, where are you?
00:20:11Where's your baking buddy, con-con?
00:20:14Did she chicken out last night?
00:20:19Call her.
00:20:21May I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:20:24I mean, this year's bake-off, H-B-I-C, Mia Watkins.
00:20:32Yeah, you look...
00:20:33Like a fucking try-hard.
00:20:36Overdressed much?
00:20:37Come on, girls.
00:20:37We have a contest to win.
00:20:39Like I was saying, you look gorgeous.
00:20:42High school bucket list item number eight.
00:20:44Flirt like a hot girl.
00:20:46Look who's talking.
00:20:47Chef?
00:20:48Ready to win?
00:20:49Go.
00:20:50Stop putting on a show!
00:20:52This event is supposed to be about me!
00:20:54Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:20:56Call me queen.
00:21:01Because I'm coming for your throne.
00:21:04Boo!
00:21:12Shut up or die!
00:21:16All right.
00:21:18Contestants, we're about to begin.
00:21:19To your tables, please.
00:21:21Do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:21:22Oh, yeah.
00:21:23We're just going to make liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:21:24with some molecular gastronomy topping.
00:21:27It's really easy.
00:21:28What?
00:21:30It's science meets sweets.
00:21:31Come on.
00:21:33All right, contestants.
00:21:34The bake-off begins now.
00:21:38Okay.
00:21:39I'll sprinkle some tea.
00:21:43Like this.
00:21:43Like that.
00:21:50And then, this is on your nose.
00:21:55No, that's too much.
00:21:56That's too much.
00:22:04No more.
00:22:05No.
00:22:10Cool trick, Bill Nye the Science Nerd.
00:22:14Hope it's earthquake-proof.
00:22:21Oops.
00:22:24Oops.
00:22:26Foot slipped.
00:22:27Sorry, not sorry.
00:22:29Oops.
00:22:32My hand slipped.
00:22:36Oh, she's awful.
00:22:40If you do that again, Miss Watkins,
00:22:42you will be disqualified.
00:22:43She just kicked our table.
00:22:45I did not see Jessica do anything wrong.
00:22:47Get back to work.
00:22:49It's fine.
00:22:50It's fine.
00:22:50So what do we do now?
00:22:51A good scientist always has a plan.
00:22:58And time.
00:23:02The winning team's votes also count toward their prom queen's campaign.
00:23:07Jessica, you're up.
00:23:10It is a model of my mansion.
00:23:13And anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of the year.
00:23:20This is our dessert.
00:23:22It may look simple, but it's got a little magic to it.
00:23:48And all the votes are in.
00:23:51The winner of this year's Senior Bake-Off is...
00:24:01The winner of this year's Senior Bake-Off is...
00:24:11Mia Watkins.
00:24:13Mia, the 2006 Golden Bake-Off Trophy belongs to you and Connor.
00:24:21That's amazing.
00:24:22Woo!
00:24:24We did it!
00:24:26I can't believe it!
00:24:28Oh, that's my queen!
00:24:29That's my best friend!
00:24:30We love her!
00:24:31Best day of my life.
00:24:34I knew you could do that.
00:24:38No!
00:24:40Connor and that trophy are mine!
00:24:46Not anymore.
00:24:50I'm so gonna regret that loser!
00:24:53I'm sorry.
00:24:55High school bucket list, item number nine.
00:24:58Start a riot.
00:25:00Make it epic.
00:25:02Food fight!
00:25:07Food fight!
00:25:09Popular kids versus food!
00:25:11Oh, stop it!
00:25:12Stop it!
00:25:19Stop!
00:25:20Stop!
00:25:27Team Jessica!
00:25:28Team Mia!
00:25:28Get over here right now!
00:25:32Principal Davis, before you say anything, Mia started it!
00:25:37Thank you for your honesty, Jessica.
00:25:40You and your friends can go.
00:25:42What?
00:25:44No, she's lying!
00:25:45I would drop that attitude, Miss Watkins.
00:25:48You know what?
00:25:49No.
00:25:51I like having an attitude.
00:25:53I lived for years without one.
00:25:55And now, it's here to stay.
00:25:58One more bad word.
00:25:59One more thing that you do wrong, and you are suspended.
00:26:04Fine.
00:26:05I'll stop having an attitude when you stop letting Jessica's dad bribe you.
00:26:10Hmph!
00:26:12Oh, sorry.
00:26:13No one knows about that yet.
00:26:14Both of you, pack your bags.
00:26:19Wait, are we suspended?
00:26:21I can't get suspended.
00:26:22My dad's gonna fly back from his business trip and get me killed.
00:26:24No, no, no.
00:26:25I'm giving you a vacation day.
00:26:27You're both free to go.
00:26:29Wait, for real?
00:26:30Of course.
00:26:31You're both free to go.
00:26:32And if you ever need anything, feel free to come by my office.
00:26:35The door's always open.
00:26:36How much money did her dad give you?
00:26:40Uh, $147,347.
00:26:43And $36.
00:26:44You'll be quiet, you demon child.
00:26:47I'll take a thought.
00:26:48Why don't you help me clean up here, my star students?
00:26:54Oh, fuck.
00:26:55What the fuck?
00:26:56What the fuck?
00:26:58What the fuck?
00:26:59Did you see the look on his face?
00:27:01Yeah, he was freaking out.
00:27:03How did you know all that stuff, though?
00:27:05Well, I told you I can see the future, so.
00:27:08Right.
00:27:09It's not a big deal.
00:27:10Yeah.
00:27:12So tell me, what do you see in our future tonight?
00:27:17Well, I have to study for the science test.
00:27:19Oh, yeah.
00:27:20What's that one again?
00:27:22Anatomy.
00:27:22It's the study of the human body.
00:27:25Yeah.
00:27:27Yeah.
00:27:28You want to do it at my place?
00:27:30My parents aren't home.
00:27:31Your place?
00:27:33Like a...
00:27:35Oh.
00:27:36Like us?
00:27:37Together?
00:27:38You're alone?
00:27:39Yeah.
00:27:40Let's go, professor.
00:27:42I promise to be a good boy.
00:27:45Okay.
00:27:47Okay.
00:27:48Okay.
00:27:49Okay.
00:27:57Okay.
00:28:58Mia? Mia? Mia? Were you moaning at my questions? I'm not that dumb.
00:29:04No, no.
00:29:05I was asking about question number four. Um, rectus abdominis. What is it?
00:29:12Get up. I'm going to show you and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:18All right. Please me.
00:29:19Okay.
00:29:24Can I?
00:29:25All right. Yeah.
00:29:27Okay.
00:29:27All right.
00:29:49Is that the name? The name is that long.
00:29:52No, no, no. You forgot about that, but it's important.
00:29:57Stop manhandling him.
00:29:58Yeah, he likes someone else.
00:30:01You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:09But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:30:25The rules are simple. If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:30Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:32High school bucket list item number 10. Unleash your inner vixen.
00:30:37No. Are you ready to lose?
00:30:42Trapezebzeeus. Where?
00:30:44Oh my...
00:30:49Um, brachialis.
00:31:00You're not cheating!
00:31:03Don't look at that.
00:31:24You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting pretty
00:31:28close.
00:31:28That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:33I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:37To level the playing field.
00:31:39You know, bad girl.
00:31:44Violence is against the rules.
00:31:47So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:58Make me.
00:32:02Careful what you wish for.
00:32:06Oh my god!
00:32:08Oh my god!
00:32:10What are you doing?
00:32:12Daddy, you're crazy.
00:32:14I don't know about this shirt.
00:32:18That's for cheating.
00:32:28Connor, are you in there?
00:32:30Oh shit.
00:32:31That's my dad.
00:32:32No!
00:32:32My dad's my dad.
00:32:32No!
00:32:33No!
00:32:34Come on, come on, come on, come on!
00:32:35Okay.
00:32:38Yeah, just a second.
00:32:42Where are you?
00:32:48Where are you?
00:32:49Where are you?
00:32:55Oh, hey dad, this is Mia, she's my new tutor.
00:32:58Hi, Mr. Oliver.
00:32:59Tutor, huh?
00:33:01Well, Ms. Thompson just called, said you failed another test.
00:33:04So much for her tutoring.
00:33:06Dad, it's not like that.
00:33:08Mia is unimportant.
00:33:12Weren't you and Jessica gonna be an item?
00:33:15She's from a good family, at least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:18Dad, Mia's valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:24Girls aside, fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:30You're 18.
00:33:32Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:34Embarrassing?
00:33:35Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:33:36You know what?
00:33:37Never mind.
00:33:38Mr. Oliver, I will help Connor pass and I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:46Oh?
00:33:47How can you be so sure?
00:33:49Just a hunch.
00:33:50Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:52Connor, wait!
00:33:53Just...
00:33:53Please talk to him.
00:33:55You can fix this.
00:33:56I can't fix anything when it comes to him!
00:33:57I think it's time you leave, Miss Valedictorian.
00:34:01I need to speak with my son.
00:34:02Alone.
00:34:05Dad, wait!
00:34:14Connor has to make up with his dad because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:28Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:31I hope everything's okay.
00:34:34Today's test results were...
00:34:38abysmal.
00:34:39But we did have two perfect scores.
00:34:43Stellar work as always, Mia.
00:34:46And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:49Keep up the good work.
00:34:59You got it.
00:35:00Good job.
00:35:04Thank you, Mia.
00:35:08Seriously, thank you.
00:35:10I would've never been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:13Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:16Have you talked to him?
00:35:17Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:19I know you're trying to help, but you don't know him like I do.
00:35:24You know?
00:35:27Can't just magically fix my old man.
00:35:29I have to try.
00:35:31Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:33That's enough dad talk.
00:35:34I have a surprise for you.
00:35:38Oh.
00:35:39Uh, wait.
00:35:40Before you guys go, I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:35:45for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:35:47So, come through and vote for Mia.
00:36:02Nikki, cancel your plans.
00:36:03We have a party to ruin.
00:36:07Here you go.
00:36:07We'll see you this weekend.
00:36:08Come to the party.
00:36:10Here.
00:36:11Oh, shit.
00:36:12That's my dad.
00:36:12Come on, let's pass before you see me.
00:36:14Wait, no.
00:36:14Just show him your test.
00:36:15He'll be thrilled.
00:36:16I'll show him another time.
00:36:16No, no, no.
00:36:17You don't have time.
00:36:17Just trust me.
00:36:20Come on, Connor.
00:36:21Talk to him.
00:36:21No, no, no, no.
00:36:22Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:24Hey, Dad.
00:36:25Hi, sir.
00:36:25What are you doing here?
00:36:29I'm going out of town on work, but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:33If it's another F, Connor, I aced it.
00:36:44Thanks to Mia.
00:36:45No.
00:36:46No, I barely helped at all.
00:36:47It was all Connor.
00:36:48You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:50Pride has to be earned.
00:36:52Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:56You see that little gremlin over there?
00:37:00I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:07Got it.
00:37:09What if I can't do it?
00:37:11Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:13Force her.
00:37:22Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:24Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:26I missed your question.
00:37:27Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade, so why are you talking
00:37:30to me now?
00:37:31Because you're super smart and sexy.
00:37:34And I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:38So can I get one or what?
00:37:39Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:40Enough.
00:37:41You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:43No fights.
00:37:44Do you hear me?
00:37:45Luke, stop.
00:37:46I'm busy.
00:37:47Yeah, please.
00:37:48Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:50Can you help me?
00:37:52Come on.
00:37:53Just this once.
00:37:55Connor, listen.
00:37:57I know that I'm hard on you.
00:37:59But it is because I-
00:38:00Dad, I gotta go.
00:38:01I'll talk to you another time.
00:38:03Get off me.
00:38:04I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:06The invite's still open.
00:38:07I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:10Come on.
00:38:11Five minutes.
00:38:18Okay.
00:38:19All right.
00:38:20Let's go.
00:38:24Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:32CopCon!
00:38:33What a surprise!
00:38:35I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:37Doing what?
00:38:38Looking for Mia.
00:38:39I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:43Ugh.
00:38:44You know Mia.
00:38:45She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:48But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:54She's gonna break your heart!
00:38:56And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:39:08I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:39:09No, no, no.
00:39:10Wait.
00:39:10You're not going anywhere.
00:39:12Until we talk about this party.
00:39:14What?
00:39:14We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:18Hey!
00:39:19Get the fuck off her!
00:39:21Aw, shit.
00:39:24Cap's here!
00:39:25Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:27You mind if it brought us?
00:39:31Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists,
00:39:34let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:36Every action
00:39:39has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:44All right.
00:39:46Come on.
00:39:47The better party did you get to?
00:39:50Fine.
00:39:51I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:55You know,
00:39:57for a second there,
00:39:58I kind of thought that you were into Luke
00:40:01when I saw you guys walking away together.
00:40:05Really?
00:40:08Ew.
00:40:09No, that walking steroid is not even close to my type.
00:40:13So,
00:40:15who is?
00:40:17You are...
00:40:23You are...
00:40:25not gonna believe
00:40:29who I'm into.
00:40:30It's crazy.
00:40:32What?
00:40:33It's so funny.
00:40:34Who is it?
00:40:39Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:43She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:45You should come.
00:40:46My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:47No, I can't.
00:40:49I have to change for that party.
00:40:51Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:53High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:55Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:59She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:41:02You could probably borrow that.
00:41:04If you're into that.
00:41:05She wore it like once.
00:41:07Okay.
00:41:08Or if not.
00:41:09I mean...
00:41:10If you're into it.
00:41:12Really?
00:41:16Yeah.
00:41:17I mean, our proton's positive.
00:41:19Right?
00:41:20Get it?
00:41:21Oh, yeah.
00:41:21Cool.
00:41:22Go away the way.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:23Yeah.
00:41:24Let's go.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:27Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:30Come on.
00:41:31I need an answer.
00:41:37Should I...
00:41:47Mia.
00:41:50Look.
00:41:55Wow.
00:41:57Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:42:00You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street because her designs are gonna be famous.
00:42:05What?
00:42:06Are you like a psychic or something?
00:42:07No.
00:42:08I'm future girl.
00:42:09Remember?
00:42:11Right.
00:42:11Great.
00:42:12Also, you gotta enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:42:18Well, if I die by then, just blink twice so I can skip finals.
00:42:33Okay, future girl, if you really know everything that's gonna happen, who shows up first?
00:42:39I actually have no idea.
00:42:46Hey, ConCon.
00:42:48Hey, Sasquatch.
00:42:50I'm here, so your party's not the total bust.
00:42:53And I brought party favors.
00:42:57Everyone's already done.
00:42:58We'll stop you in on the way over.
00:43:26I tried to stop her, but she's like a crazier Regina George with worse silence.
00:43:29I tried to stop her, but she's like a crazier Regina George with worse silence.
00:43:29I like this.
00:43:31So cute.
00:43:31Oh, on page four, there's a great paraboy that I took of Mia wedding herself in sixth grade.
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:37Page four.
00:43:38She fed all my worst moments into a little pink book.
00:43:44Hey.
00:43:45Hey.
00:43:47I like your pigtails.
00:43:49And everybody had breezes near.
00:43:52This shit doesn't matter.
00:43:58Actually, it does.
00:44:02Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:44:04Um, yeah.
00:44:06That's kind of the whole point.
00:44:07Do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who makes out with her in-seat posters?
00:44:13See page seven.
00:44:14As long as it's not you, I'm good.
00:44:17Are you blind?
00:44:18She's been fugly since birth, and now everybody knows it.
00:44:21You know, a year ago, this book would have destroyed me.
00:44:27But now I know everything in here made me who I am today.
00:44:34So go ahead.
00:44:36Read away.
00:44:37I have nothing to hide.
00:44:39Unlike you.
00:44:40If you keep messing with me, I'll just expose you for all the horrible things you've done.
00:44:44You have nothing on me, poser.
00:44:45What about what you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip?
00:44:51What?
00:44:53I...
00:44:54Nobody knows about that.
00:44:56You just wait till Facebook.
00:44:58Facebook?
00:44:59What?
00:44:59Okay, English much?
00:45:00You know, this little tough girl act is cute and all.
00:45:04But the only one getting exposed today is you.
00:45:16What are you hiding back there, Mia?
00:45:18Your couch potato cookie.
00:45:20Yeah.
00:45:21Show us your stressed out brain pain.
00:45:23That is way too far, Jessica.
00:45:26My mom gave her that dress.
00:45:28And it looks tragic on her.
00:45:29Honestly, I was helping.
00:45:31Hey.
00:45:32You're beautiful, Mia.
00:45:33And you know it.
00:45:34It's okay.
00:45:35I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:41Jessica.
00:45:42You think being prom queen is all about looks.
00:45:45Okay?
00:45:47High school bucket list item number 12.
00:45:51Fill on it while you've got it.
00:46:03Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:04Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:05Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:06Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:07No, you ain't gonna get it.
00:46:08You ain't gonna get it.
00:46:09It's all about it.
00:46:12Holy shit, Mia.
00:46:14Woo!
00:46:15Yes!
00:46:15Yes, Mia!
00:46:16Okay, Mia!
00:46:17Doesn't suck having my 18 year old body back.
00:46:20Wow.
00:46:21Look at you pretending to be hot and popular.
00:46:25FYI, you will never be like us.
00:46:27You will never live like us.
00:46:29No, I want a better...
00:46:32How about a game of truth or dare?
00:46:34I dare you all to strip something off.
00:46:41High school bucket list item number 13.
00:46:44Find someone who's just as crazy as you.
00:46:48Who cares if they stripped?
00:46:50Anyone can do that.
00:46:51I can do it.
00:46:52And I bet I can do it even better.
00:47:05Fine.
00:47:06Let those mouth-breakers have a dumbass party.
00:47:09Bye, Jess!
00:47:14Ugh!
00:47:16Even her alcohol tastes like trash!
00:47:21I love you too.
00:47:23You're missing the house only today.
00:47:43I'm sorry obviously alsd the lawn or something-
00:47:44Oh!алось
00:47:44I have
00:47:45no idea? Awww.
00:47:52up she needs help someone at least get me some ice now don't make me ask again bitches
00:48:01you can't quit on me right now yeah not before i not before i tell you that i
00:48:09yeah i've always mia hey hey hey me are you okay yeah yeah
00:48:17huh yeah what happened jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game
00:48:23okay i was trying to recycle how would i know her giant head would get in the way
00:48:31i didn't see that coming
00:48:38okay hey party's over everyone out you heard him go get out remember vote me up
00:48:45vote me up thank you for saving my life i'm just glad you're okay for the record
00:49:07you look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit
00:49:15what's wrong just never gets better better at what
00:49:22her bullying just gets worse and worse and somehow she still ends up with you
00:49:30i would never date jessica connor seriously stop don't make promises you can't keep
00:49:40you know the girl i actually do like she i know she's a genius you're getting your grades up for
00:49:48her
00:49:48it's really cool it's really cool get some rest i'll be in the guest room connor can you stay with
00:49:57me
00:50:15you're the genius dummy i'm doing this all for you
00:50:46you're the genius
00:50:49You have a beautiful voice.
00:50:53You scared me.
00:50:57No, I don't.
00:50:59I like to sing when I'm busy or bored.
00:51:02So, it's never around anyone.
00:51:04Which is good.
00:51:05I'm not just anyone.
00:51:11What is all this?
00:51:13Well,
00:51:15you know the tradition.
00:51:17Senior prom queen gets gifts
00:51:19for the graduating class.
00:51:21You want to help me rap?
00:51:24Mia, this is amazing.
00:51:26No one else would do this for their class.
00:51:31I've never
00:51:32met anyone like you.
00:51:35Not yet, anyway.
00:51:40So, eight ball girl,
00:51:44what's future me like?
00:51:45Don't tell me I'm a dipshit.
00:51:48You're not.
00:51:49Don't even look.
00:51:51I know you're not.
00:51:53You're actually
00:51:55super successful.
00:51:58Really smart.
00:52:01Kind.
00:52:05You're pretty perfect.
00:52:11No wonder I was in love.
00:52:20Hold up.
00:52:21Who did you say you're in love with?
00:52:23No one.
00:52:25I meant that I was in love with being from the future.
00:52:32Because now I know all of these.
00:52:35It's awesome.
00:52:37Yeah.
00:52:38So, so who do I get married to?
00:52:42Jessica Alba.
00:52:44So you gotta get over that Britney crash
00:52:46because things get complicated.
00:52:50Okay.
00:52:51You know I can actually read the future also.
00:52:55Really?
00:52:56You know what I see in our future?
00:53:02Will you come to my basketball finals?
00:53:06I'd love to.
00:53:08Question.
00:53:09Are you gonna invite your dad?
00:53:12I'm sure he
00:53:14will come to other games.
00:53:16He's busy.
00:53:18He's waiting for me to get into the NBA.
00:53:20Wait, wait.
00:53:23Connor.
00:53:25Your dad.
00:53:26Enough about my dad.
00:53:27Actually, come on.
00:53:29You don't wanna be late.
00:53:30Okay.
00:53:46Everyone's gonna love these, Mia.
00:53:47This will win you crazy votes.
00:53:49Sure.
00:53:51But...
00:53:54I also just wanted to do something nice.
00:53:57Because in a few months we will all go our separate ways.
00:54:02And who knows what'll happen then.
00:54:04Right?
00:54:09Graduate in style, besties.
00:54:12Oh.
00:54:13You're too late, Butterface.
00:54:16The class loved my gifts so much, I already got all their votes.
00:54:34So you're buying votes now?
00:54:36Me?
00:54:37No.
00:54:39I'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve.
00:54:43But I'm sure they'll like your goodwill hand-me-downs too.
00:54:50Besties?
00:54:52You don't even know their names.
00:54:55Of course I do.
00:54:57Well, the hot ones.
00:54:59The rest are freaks, not people.
00:55:02But hey, money talks, right?
00:55:04Even to losers with social rabies.
00:55:08But come on now.
00:55:09Let's see what you got.
00:55:18Look!
00:55:19Trailer Trash Barbie got you all toy cars.
00:55:24I got some Gucci earrings.
00:55:33At least my gifts mean something.
00:55:36Um, they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen.
00:55:41But you can't.
00:55:42Because you're a nobody, Mia.
00:55:45Do you want to try saying that again?
00:55:47Relax, Jack Bauer.
00:55:50Brutal honesty is an act of love.
00:55:53And I love all my subjects.
00:55:56Even you.
00:55:57Look!
00:56:16OMG, you're twins!
00:56:27Marge Simpson hair, pancake face, Kool-Aid body. I mean, it's perfect.
00:56:33Oh! And Con Con, here is your gift. Only the best for the basketball captain.
00:56:40I don't want anything from you.
00:56:43Not even a brand new limited edition PS2?
00:56:51No matter what I do, Jess always gets her way. Prom Queen, Connor. What am I even doing here?
00:57:01Bribes aren't my thing.
00:57:03Maybe you should ask Principal Davis though. He might be down.
00:57:08Hey, Mia, wait.
00:57:10Hand out the gifts that you brought.
00:57:12They're special.
00:57:14Not because they're expensive or fancy, but because they're from you.
00:57:17No, no. No, they're stupid.
00:57:20And she, she won this one. So let's just go.
00:57:23Just trust me.
00:57:26They're gonna love them.
00:57:27Hey, you guys.
00:57:29Mia has gifts for all of you.
00:57:30And you're gonna love them.
00:57:48Who?
00:57:50Who?
00:57:51It's yours.
00:57:59So, I know these aren't coach bags or Tiffany bracelets, but I hope when you enter the real world, you'll
00:58:10remember them.
00:58:12Mia, what did you do?
00:58:17How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:22I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:25But you should. You're more talented than you know. You just need a cool artist's name. Like, Banksy.
00:58:46You'll be an amazing songwriter. Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:58:55That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams. Be Jordan.
00:59:03Mia, these are incredible. But I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:10Just wait a few years. You're gonna be filthy rich. And you deserve it.
00:59:23Everybody shut up! Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:28Why don't you open your gift and find out? I got one for you too.
00:59:38You trash, you guys.
00:59:40Please.
00:59:41Boo!
00:59:42Fuck!
00:59:43Okay! All right, fine, get your secret!
00:59:46Go!
00:59:46Please!
00:59:53Hey, um...
00:59:56This one's for you.
01:00:06Yeah, I...
01:00:11Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:00:15This is the first lure he ever bought me.
01:00:18How did you find...
01:00:19Magic 8-Ball.
01:00:21Remember?
01:00:21A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:00:25It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:00:27Do everything with your dad.
01:00:30Of all you can.
01:00:33You'll never get this time back.
01:00:38Yeah, thank you.
01:00:42Oh my god, I didn't get you anything.
01:00:43Hey, no!
01:00:44Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it.
01:00:46Promise me...
01:00:48That you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:00:50That's all I want.
01:01:03For you...
01:01:04I'll do it.
01:01:09Congrats.
01:01:09Looks like you went over the class.
01:01:13Now what?
01:01:16It's time to step out of the shadows.
01:01:22Hey, everyone.
01:01:24Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals.
01:01:29Boycotting Jessica's prom queen.
01:01:44I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:55I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:02:02What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:07Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:02:10We're taking a stand.
01:02:12We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:02:16No plastics for prom.
01:02:18No plastics for prom.
01:02:20You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:02:23Worshipped?
01:02:26They were terrified of you.
01:02:28It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:02:31But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:34Yeah!
01:02:36Well, since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of rejects, let's hear your voice.
01:02:46Attention, everyone!
01:02:49America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins, just volunteered to sing the national anthem in front of the whole school.
01:03:00No!
01:03:14Come on, Mia!
01:03:16We're all waiting!
01:03:19Hey!
01:03:21Hey, yes you can.
01:03:23Show them all what you can do.
01:03:26All of them.
01:03:29No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:03:33Just don't look at them.
01:03:35Look at me.
01:03:37I believe in you, Mia.
01:03:38Get your camcorder ready.
01:03:40This is gonna be legendary.
01:03:44I believe in you.
01:03:50High school bucket list, item number 14.
01:03:54Live your Beyonce fantasy.
01:03:59Hi, everyone.
01:04:02Please rise.
01:04:05Hi, everyone.
01:04:34Oh, say can you see, by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming.
01:04:57Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight, o'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming.
01:05:17And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air, gave proof through the night that our flag was still
01:05:35there.
01:05:36Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave, o'er the land of the free and the home of
01:05:59the brave.
01:06:12Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave, o'er the land of the brave Storm.
01:06:14Like you.
01:06:15Give it up for Mia.
01:06:16Mia, this is going to be your new prom queen.
01:06:22See? Everyone loves you, Mia.
01:06:41If you want to win, you got to give him a show, right?
01:06:43Yeah.
01:06:44Plus, I like kissing you.
01:06:46What were you saying?
01:06:48Oh, nothing that I, um, I just thought I'm really...
01:06:59Shit, that's my dad.
01:07:02What is he doing here? He never comes to my games.
01:07:04What if I fuck up?
01:07:05Hey, Connor, you're going to be fine.
01:07:10This is the big game, Mia.
01:07:13This is the only game he cares about.
01:07:15Hey, look at me.
01:07:17I already know what happens.
01:07:19Remember?
01:07:20Listen, in the last moment, take that three-pointer.
01:07:25It'll seem impossible, but trust me.
01:07:32I trust you.
01:07:35And here we go, everyone, the big championship game.
01:07:38The Fairfield Lions versus the Falcons for the big one.
01:07:42Here we go, ladies and gentlemen.
01:07:43Let's begin.
01:07:53Here we go, ladies and gentlemen.
01:07:59Let's begin.
01:08:11And 10 seconds left.
01:08:13Home team is down two points, and Connor Oliver has the ball.
01:08:22He's going to risk it all on the three-pointer.
01:08:32He's going to risk it all on the three-pointer.
01:08:34And there he goes.
01:08:38Yes, he scores!
01:08:41The Fairfield Lions 49-48, and they win the game!
01:08:45Woo!
01:08:54Let's go!
01:08:57First, an A, and now this.
01:09:02Expect me at all your college games, Con.
01:09:06Really?
01:09:07Really.
01:09:09I'm sorry for missing out on this.
01:09:13And on you.
01:09:18I couldn't be more proud, son.
01:09:21Looks like you've got a fan who feels the same.
01:09:25Congratulations.
01:09:26Yeah.
01:09:29Yeah.
01:09:30You were right about everything.
01:09:33Oh!
01:09:34Am I being pumped?
01:09:36That pipply mouth breather isn't going to steal ConCon and my crown!
01:09:41We will take her down with the dance.
01:09:44For good!
01:09:45I won because of you.
01:09:46No, not only one because of you.
01:09:49I just gave you a little hint of me.
01:09:51But I do accept payment and kisses.
01:09:57I could do a lot better than that.
01:10:09Wait.
01:10:11Should we be doing this?
01:10:13I mean, what about your crush the girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:17It's you, Mia.
01:10:18It always has been.
01:10:21No.
01:10:24Holy circuits.
01:10:27No.
01:10:31No.
01:10:34No.
01:10:36No.
01:10:37No.
01:10:37No.
01:10:38No.
01:10:41No.
01:10:41No.
01:10:42No.
01:10:43No.
01:10:43No.
01:10:44No.
01:10:45No.
01:10:47No.
01:11:02No.
01:11:03No.
01:11:13Okay.
01:11:16No.
01:11:18You're staring again.
01:11:20Five more minutes.
01:11:23you're kind of distracting
01:11:27should we just ditch school
01:11:28and do this all day
01:11:30I can't have a chem test
01:11:32this was your chem test
01:11:36and you passed
01:11:37with flying colors
01:11:43okay say we do
01:11:47skip class
01:11:48and what about
01:11:51brown tonight
01:11:52oh you still wanted to go to
01:11:55I figured I would just ask my crush
01:12:00you're never gonna let that go
01:12:06it's just that you're the valedictorian
01:12:09how did you not figure out that I've liked you since
01:12:129th grade
01:12:14because I looked like Chewbacca
01:12:17what
01:12:19I actually like the frizzy hair
01:12:22and those
01:12:23like striped turtlenecks
01:12:25no you didn't
01:12:26yeah
01:12:26so hot
01:12:31okay so
01:12:34hurry up and ask me though
01:12:36oh you want me to ask you
01:12:37yes please
01:12:38oh I gotta do it properly
01:12:43Mia Watkins
01:12:46will you
01:12:53will you officially
01:12:54be my prom date
01:12:57and my girlfriend
01:13:00yes I will go with you
01:13:02and I will absolutely be your girlfriend
01:13:11come on
01:13:12let's go win that crown
01:13:14five more minutes you said
01:13:20I am gonna give you
01:13:22the perfect princess diaries moment
01:13:26Jess will not be able to sabotage your night
01:13:29maybe she's going to
01:13:32I don't know
01:13:34you want to beg at the game
01:13:36maybe she's given up
01:13:40no
01:13:43she won't
01:13:47I know she won't
01:13:48because
01:13:50I've lived it
01:13:53I'm sorry
01:13:54say it again
01:13:56okay
01:13:58this is gonna sound insane
01:13:59Chris but you're my best friend
01:14:01so I have to tell you the truth
01:14:02I
01:14:07I'm from
01:14:08the future
01:14:17okay
01:14:19yeah
01:14:19the future
01:14:20cool
01:14:21are you like totally freaked out?
01:14:23are you gonna like call
01:14:23my parents
01:14:24or the cops
01:14:25or
01:14:26an exorcist?
01:14:28no
01:14:28you're not
01:14:30Mia
01:14:30you're not crazy
01:14:31and you're not a liar
01:14:34if you say you're from the future
01:14:37I believe you
01:14:43okay look
01:14:44there'll be the future scoop
01:14:45how does Lost Island
01:14:46oh and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:14:49okay um
01:14:50they got off the island
01:14:51uh Lance does come out
01:14:53and they're doing a bulky reboot
01:14:57the future's pilot
01:14:58you have no idea
01:14:59but this dance could change my whole life
01:15:03actually
01:15:04so will you help me
01:15:06stop
01:15:08come in
01:15:11but before we close the whole mouth
01:15:13that is Jess
01:15:14okay
01:15:16let's go
01:15:43you look like a queen
01:15:46thanks
01:15:48hopefully I will be
01:16:01welcome
01:16:04welcome
01:16:04students
01:16:05to this year's
01:16:072006
01:16:08senior prom
01:16:15you have one hour left
01:16:16to vote for this year's
01:16:18prom king
01:16:18and prom queen
01:16:24ready to go back to being a troll
01:16:27ready to need therapy after I live
01:16:30we're going down Watkins
01:16:32bring it on Jessica
01:16:46you look so great
01:16:49black is definitely in your color
01:16:50oh thanks
01:16:51FYI
01:16:52this is your last chance to make the right choice
01:16:57oh my god
01:16:58give it up Jessica
01:17:00I don't
01:17:01I want Mia
01:17:03but I want you
01:17:05we are perfect together
01:17:06why would you date a dishrag
01:17:09when you can have an icon
01:17:11oh shut up and look hot
01:17:13Con Con
01:17:14think about your future
01:17:17my life is going to be amazing
01:17:21it could be
01:17:23if you worked on yourself
01:17:25and stopped screwing everyone over
01:17:28you can be better than this
01:17:35Jess
01:17:35I know
01:17:36you didn't want this before
01:17:37but
01:17:38open it
01:17:47Jess
01:17:49hey
01:17:50don't
01:17:50do what you're planning to do tonight
01:17:52okay
01:17:54it could save your future
01:17:56if you don't
01:18:03I'm not planning on doing anything
01:18:05other than winning
01:18:17I tried
01:18:19Principal Davis
01:18:20there are kids doing drugs
01:18:22in the bathroom
01:18:23I think it's cracking
01:18:27I don't know
01:18:27but just go get them
01:18:30hurry
01:18:30they are dying
01:18:32hurry
01:18:45hurry
01:18:46hurry
01:18:46hurry
01:18:47hurry
01:18:47hurry
01:18:47hurry
01:18:47hurry
01:18:47hurry
01:18:47hurry
01:18:48hurry
01:18:48hurry
01:18:51hurry
01:18:52hurry
01:18:53everyone
01:18:53it is time to count the votes
01:18:55for this year's prom queen
01:18:59let's welcome our prom queen finalists
01:19:02to the stage
01:19:03Neil Watkins
01:19:04Jessica Hart
01:19:08and as expected
01:19:10give it up for your prom king
01:19:12basketball all-star
01:19:14Connor Oliver
01:19:34while I finish counting the votes
01:19:36let's hear it from our prom queen finalists
01:19:40let's start with Jessica Hart
01:19:45I would like to thank all of my diehard fans
01:19:49who voted for me the last four years
01:19:51I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot popular rich people everywhere
01:20:04Hi
01:20:06I shouldn't be here
01:20:10that's what I told myself the past four years
01:20:14I wasn't good enough
01:20:17I wasn't pretty enough
01:20:18I wasn't strong enough
01:20:22but I'm here now
01:20:25and
01:20:27I'm here to represent all of you
01:20:29the misfits
01:20:31the outcasts
01:20:32anyone who's ever felt
01:20:34alone
01:20:37you're not
01:20:41thank you
01:20:50alright ladies and gentlemen
01:20:52the votes are in
01:20:53looks like we have a winner
01:21:01and
01:21:02your 2006 prom queen
01:21:06winner is
01:21:12Jessica Hart
01:21:13Jessica Hart
01:21:18I'm so sorry
01:21:19it's okay
01:21:21this is your moment
01:21:22you earned it
01:21:23I knew you guys wouldn't let me
01:21:29hear the dumpster fire
01:21:30steal my crown
01:21:35smile king
01:21:36That's what I hear about.
01:21:41You were right. You saw it all.
01:21:47And you believe to me.
01:21:52Out of the way, freak. This is for royalty only.
01:21:56Oh, shut it, 902-1-ho.
01:21:59Mia has something to say.
01:22:01I warned you.
01:22:06Come here.
01:22:12Mia? Mia? Mia? Mia Watkins?
01:22:15They're all for Mia, and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:22:18What? No!
01:22:20These are fake!
01:22:22Principal Davis, this is a setup!
01:22:24Mia.
01:22:26Is this true?
01:22:27No, no, actually...
01:22:30Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown.
01:22:34Okay?
01:22:36Mia...
01:22:36Mia actually cares about this class.
01:22:39It's no wonder that she won. Fairly.
01:22:43But don't take it from me.
01:22:45Let's see, show of hands.
01:22:47Who voted for Mia?
01:22:52Mia!
01:22:54Mia!
01:22:55Mia!
01:22:58Mia!
01:22:58They actually voted for me?
01:23:01I never doubted them.
01:23:04Or you...
01:23:08I never doubted them.
01:23:12High school bucket list item number 15.
01:23:15Embrace your inner queen.
01:23:19The crown is mine!
01:23:21I'm the popular one!
01:23:23I'm hot and I'm skinny and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:23:26What more do you people want?!
01:23:47Jessica, first you cheated?
01:23:49Now you could have killed someone?
01:23:50This is grounds for expulsion.
01:23:53Security!
01:23:54No!
01:23:55No!
01:23:55It was Mia!
01:23:56She...
01:23:57She knows things.
01:23:58She's like a...
01:23:59A psychic or a witch or something.
01:24:01I swear!
01:24:02Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:24:04No!
01:24:07No!
01:24:14She's so nasty.
01:24:15She's so nasty.
01:24:17That's nothing to be uncomfortable.
01:24:18You'll get it in a few years.
01:24:19No!
01:24:20No!
01:24:20This isn't right!
01:24:22You suck!
01:24:25You're cheating!
01:24:28Curse on you, queen bitch!
01:24:32Here.
01:24:34Take this.
01:24:37No, I can't take that.
01:24:38Yes.
01:24:39I want you to.
01:24:41Go away no matter when or where you are.
01:24:45You can find me.
01:24:47I'm a time-traveling nerd.
01:24:50Right here.
01:25:05Mia!
01:25:05Hey!
01:25:06Mia!
01:25:10You okay?
01:25:12Connor...
01:25:13What happened?
01:25:21You tripped and fell.
01:25:24You alright?
01:25:25Yeah.
01:25:31Where's Jessica?
01:25:33Jessica?
01:25:34Jessica?
01:25:35Jessica Hart?
01:25:37I don't know.
01:25:38She's probably in prison by now.
01:25:40Remember?
01:25:41She got arrested at prom.
01:25:43I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:25:50Everything that happened senior year came too.
01:25:56But that's all in the past.
01:25:59I want to focus on the future.
01:26:02Mia Watkins, since the first time I met you in freshman year, I loved you.
01:26:10You were the cutest, glasses-wearing nerd I ever met.
01:26:20And from our wild study sessions to winning prom king and queen senior year, to taking on the whole world,
01:26:29I couldn't ask for a better nerd to be my partner.
01:26:38Give me a walk, kids.
01:26:42Will you marry me?
01:26:44Hurry up and say yes.
01:26:45I have to get back home to Lance.
01:26:49Yes!
01:26:50What?
01:26:56I can't believe this is happening.
01:26:59You're a time traveler, Mia.
01:27:01You didn't see this coming?
01:27:03Yeah.
01:27:05Us getting engaged?
01:27:06No.
01:27:08Not in a million years.
01:27:10But hey, I guess...
01:27:13Some things you never see coming.
01:27:17I always knew.
01:27:28Whoo!
01:27:29Whoo!
01:27:29Yeah!
01:27:30Aye!
01:27:31And no one, makes me feel like you do.
01:27:37And no one, sets my body on fire.
01:27:43And no one, gives me shivers like you.
01:27:48Oh, no one does it better.
01:27:51Oh, my God.
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