00:00Well, be careful, because she has a huge crush on you.
00:02Really? How do you know?
00:04Because she told me.
00:05She tells everybody. It's kind of cute, actually.
00:08She's like a little girl. She, like, writes all over her notebook,
00:11Mrs. Erin Samuels.
00:12And she made this t-shirt that says,
00:14I heart Erin, and she wears it under all her clothes.
00:17Oh, come on.
00:18Well, who can blame her? I mean, you're gorgeous.
00:21And, okay, look, I'm not saying she's a stalker,
00:24but she saved this Kleenex you used,
00:26and she said she's going to do some kind of African voodoo with it
00:30to make you like her.
00:31What?
00:35This was it. Regina said she would talk to Erin for me,
00:37and now she was.
00:38I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird,
00:40but she's my friend, so just promise me you won't make fun of her.
00:45Of course I'm not going to make fun of her.
00:47How could Janice hate Regina?
00:49She was such a good slut!
00:53It's all in, like, Swedish or something.
00:55Yeah, you know, there's some weird ingredient in them
00:58that's not legal in the U.S. yet.
00:59A federal...
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