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00:00you
00:08where's richard he's taking a mini sign sabbatical to care for a loved one what's up mike this is
00:13my old friend lulu mike drop you are just one signature away i should probably have my lawyer
00:19look at this first an nda you are good people not now nails i'm on to something bigger what's the
00:28plan i thought you were gonna save me no less than the team are gonna solve the formula eventually
00:35like they're so close they're like he looks happy i think mr magoo is having a seizure
00:40i have to go home it's a family emergency people could be dead i will save myself
00:46come on fucker
00:51so that's my phone i'm impressed
00:55mom stop do not move
00:57oh fuck
01:11this session beginning at the beginning
01:19childhood this is when family dysfunction often makes its way known into our adult relationships
01:29lindy
01:30um describe your childhood in one word cold
01:43less describe your childhood in one word happy uh-huh happy okay now less this session is what i like
01:55to call
01:55the check engine light is on and we need to locate what needs service but in order to start that
02:04repair less we need to dig deep to diagnose it does that make sense sure dig dig deep that's right
02:12very good so digging deeper
02:41what's that's what's that's what's that's what's it means your mother created a fantasy child
02:45for you she qualified to make your mother for you she qualified to make these psychological hypotheses hypotheses hypotheses
02:51isn't that hypothesis
02:53your mother told me what
02:57Nancy told me she was protecting you from your hypercritical, controlling father.
03:03She is misinterpreting my dad's tough love as critical.
03:07Was it Nancy who called it tough love?
03:09Yeah, it was. I believe her.
03:13Delusion.
03:31I mean, he has gone fucking mad.
03:37It's just, he's been at it all night.
03:41It's moving, searching, taping.
03:44Look at that trap. It's ridiculous.
03:49Shrinks my laptop as bait.
03:51Get out of here.
03:56Hey, hey, hey. Yeah, sure. Maybe it's not his best work, but he's obviously worried about you.
04:02Uh, no. He is worried because he can't control me.
04:07Maybe control is his love language.
04:09Maybe that sucks, Richard. I mean, if he catches me, who knows what he'll lock me up in next.
04:15I can see from your point of view how that could suck.
04:17But look, we could easily outsmart that rudimentary trap and just obtain the laptop, send him a little email.
04:24We're not obtaining anything that defeats the purpose.
04:29No, yeah, I know that. Wait, remind me.
04:31We are proving my independence.
04:33We.
04:34Me. I. I. Okay.
04:35I don't need a laptop. I have my phone.
04:38Got it.
04:39So, let's just.
04:41Do you want a little help with that?
04:42I got it.
04:44Ugh.
04:47Oh, whoever Terry is, he or she really wants to get a hold of you.
04:51Ah, yeah. She's my first call.
04:54Your story.
04:55They published it.
04:57No!
04:58No!
04:59No!
05:01Oh, God.
05:03They love you.
05:06Who's they?
05:07Uh, everyone.
05:09What? Everyone?
05:10Like, everyone.
05:12Everyone, look, look, it's just, everyone.
05:16I mean, you know what my mom says, saying I told you so is tacky, but I told you so!
05:22Breathtaking?
05:24Worth waiting for?
05:28Everyone loves me.
05:36You better be sitting in a dark room with the curtains drawn.
05:39I'm viral.
05:40I'm cat person.
05:43Viral?
05:43Me.
05:44I'm viral.
05:44Like a bad flu.
05:45Look, Lindy.
05:46I thought I'd been forgotten.
05:48Discarded.
05:49A has-been.
05:50But it turns out, they were waiting for me.
05:53Patiently.
05:54And they still love me.
05:56Reality check.
05:57You didn't fucking write it.
05:59It's not about the story, but it's about my fans.
06:02And that they love me.
06:03That they still love me.
06:04You're basking in make-believe glory.
06:06This is a ticking time bomb that is going to blow.
06:09Wait a minute.
06:10You...
06:11You told me that you were gonna disarm the bomb.
06:14I tried.
06:16Okay, I-I-I flew Jackie out to New York.
06:18Was out negotiated by Hayseeds.
06:20Had sex with a cowboy in an elevator.
06:23Never got his name.
06:24Oh, my God.
06:25And?
06:26It was wonderful.
06:28It was wonderful.
06:29You need to find him.
06:30Oh, I have to find him.
06:32Hey, uh, Fifty Shades of Pay on the line.
06:34E.L., the assistant.
06:35E.L.
06:36Lindy's nuts.
06:37It's a chef's kiss.
06:38I can hear him.
06:40Lindy, listen to me.
06:42We have a chance to fix this.
06:44We still have plausible deniability.
06:46So just do nothing.
06:48I mean fucking nothing.
06:49Say nothing.
06:50Do you hear me?
06:51Yes.
06:51Do and say nothing.
06:57The, um, Today Show wants an interview.
07:01The Today Show.
07:02The Today Show.
07:04Wants me.
07:05The Today Show wants me.
07:10Wait.
07:13Wait.
07:14No, no.
07:14Look.
07:15On Zoom, you'll be regular size.
07:21Oh, I...
07:23I can't...
07:24Oh, my God.
07:25I...
07:26Okay.
07:27I...
07:27This is not...
07:28I can't really...
07:29I mean, I absolutely cannot...
07:31I...
07:32No.
07:32There's no way.
07:33I'm absolutely not doing The Today Show.
07:35I can't do The Today Show.
07:37Listen, I know, I know, I know you're scared.
07:38I know it's been a minute since you've been the toast of the literary town.
07:41Yes, but...
07:42But this is Jenna.
07:44Jenna?
07:45Pulitzer Prize winner.
07:47Lindy.
07:48Little John.
07:49Okay.
07:50The world, we've waited long enough.
07:52This is your time.
07:55It's my time.
07:56Are you kidding?
07:57This is your time.
07:59It's my time.
08:01I...
08:02Just saying.
08:06Here's the thing, though.
08:08Oh.
08:09Too much talking in the head.
08:12Book it!
08:13We're gonna book it!
08:14Book it!
08:15Ah!
08:17I could have had The Today Show!
08:19Today Show!
08:22Okay.
08:22Okay.
08:23Okay.
08:24Excited, excited.
08:25Wait.
08:25Bad news.
08:26The phone is out of battery.
08:27That...
08:29Um...
08:29Why didn't you get the charger?
08:40Oh!
08:41Oh!
08:41Uh...
08:42Just a thought.
08:42Don't kill the messenger.
08:43How about...
08:44We just...
08:45When you say laptop, we're not getting a laptop.
08:47La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
09:00He should have used a more sensitive trigger.
09:02Okay.
09:03We need to let it go, Richie.
09:04We're not going for the laptop.
09:06La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
09:08-la-la.
09:08We gotta hide.
09:08Huh?
09:09The couch!
09:10Get off.
09:11Oh!
09:11Wait for me!
09:12Wait for me!
09:13Get off!
09:15Get off!
09:21Less.
09:23Less.
09:23Less.
09:24Less.
09:25Less.
09:25It's okay.
09:25It's okay, dear.
09:26It's me.
09:27It's mom.
09:28Oh.
09:29Oh.
09:30Oh.
09:30I...
09:31You're having a nervous breakdown?
09:34It...
09:34Shh.
09:35It's okay with y'all.
09:37I could call Lindy.
09:39Which...
09:41You're in the wrong zone!
09:43What?
09:43You gotta be in the less zone.
09:45This...
09:45Do not walk outside the less zone.
09:47Less?
09:47Yes.
09:48Keep your voice down.
09:49Let me check your shoes.
09:50Oh, God.
09:51Oh, good.
09:52Oh, good.
09:52She's not there.
09:53She's not there.
09:54Less.
09:54Less.
09:55Yeah.
09:56I am very worried about you.
09:58No, mom.
09:58I'm fine.
09:59I'm fine.
09:59I'm okay.
09:59I'm good.
10:00I'm good.
10:00We...
10:01I'm just...
10:01I've been remodeling the house.
10:04For Lindy.
10:04As a surprise.
10:05Oh.
10:06Yeah.
10:13I think you are unwell.
10:15No.
10:15It's fine.
10:15It's the fumes.
10:16It's the fumes from the floor.
10:18That's the whole thing.
10:19What?
10:19All right.
10:20Okay.
10:21So, we're on the move.
10:22Okay.
10:23And then we're gonna go...
10:25Downstairs.
10:26In the less zone.
10:27No!
10:27You've got to stay!
10:28Mom, you've got to stay in the less zone.
10:29Oh, in the less zone.
10:30Yeah.
10:31Okay.
10:31See?
10:32We're good.
10:32See?
10:33The less zone.
10:34That's it.
10:34Down we go.
10:35We're going down.
10:36Okay.
10:36We gotta move.
10:38Richard!
10:39Richard!
10:39Huh?
10:39Yeah.
10:40You know, I...
10:44I miss my mom.
10:48Yeah.
10:49Les...
10:50Les has a really good mom.
10:52You know?
10:53Nancy, uh...
10:54She shielded him from reality too much.
10:57And...
10:57Also from his dad, though.
10:58Who was...
10:59Wow.
11:00But Nancy, no.
11:01She's a...
11:02Yeah.
11:02She's a mom mom.
11:04Kinda always...
11:05Wished I had.
11:07Imagined...
11:07What would I be like if I...
11:12Did have...
11:13Hmm.
11:15I think I need a minute.
11:17Yeah.
11:18Yeah.
11:18Yeah, we can...
11:20We can take a minute.
11:28Okay, mom.
11:28So, you know, we agreed last night with a change of plans and Magoo's with Lindy and I'm...
11:34And Lulu's here at home, but she's in and out and she's doing her thing that, you know, you...
11:39You should...
11:40You should probably just...
11:40You should go home.
11:41Okay?
11:42Okay?
11:43Les.
11:44Yeah?
11:45I don't believe you.
11:46Which part?
11:47Every part, dear.
11:49I'm acting perfectly normal.
11:51The last minute remodeling.
11:53Oh.
11:54The fumes that I did not smell.
11:56The less zone.
11:58Lindy's disappearance.
12:00Lindy's disappearance?
12:00That's a little dateline.
12:01The husband was the last one to see her.
12:03She's at the gray house, mom.
12:06Okay?
12:06Other than that, I do not see my behavior as bizarre.
12:09I am working really hard.
12:11I am very stressed out.
12:13And I'm not sleeping very well, but I'm fine, mom.
12:17I'm fine.
12:18Okay?
12:19You're fine.
12:20Sure, dear.
12:21When you're ready to talk, I'm right here.
12:24We talked!
12:25And I'm good.
12:26But it is too dangerous for you here.
12:28Okay?
12:29I promise that I will stay downstairs, away from these fumes.
12:34I am not leaving until I know you're okay.
12:37One last thing.
12:39Yes.
12:39When was the last time you showered, dear?
12:47Okay.
12:48Woo!
12:48Let's get that charger.
12:49Now you just have to scale the vertical surface using the floss like a rock climber would a rope.
12:55And just...
12:56All the way up.
12:57I can't do one pull-up, Richie.
13:00But you have the power of the square cube law behind you.
13:04See?
13:05Why even pause?
13:06Just explain.
13:07All right.
13:08Simple math.
13:09As our size decreased, our proportional strength, that increased.
13:13It's like, um, ants.
13:15I fucking hate ants.
13:17Yes, but ant math is never wrong.
13:19Okay.
13:19Well, you're tiny too, so you do it.
13:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:22But this is your independence.
13:26Math is freedom.
13:28Freedom is independence.
13:29Go.
13:33Right.
13:36It's gonna...
13:37Yeah, it's not gonna...
13:39What are you...
13:40What are you doing?
13:41I'm conjuring my inner freedom math.
13:45This is exciting.
13:47Should we hide?
13:48No, no.
13:48I'm walking through the foyer in the left zone.
13:51I'm leaving for the lab, but I'd still love to hear from you.
13:54Wait.
13:55Wait.
13:55Wait.
13:57Now I've opened the front door.
13:59Martin.
14:00You never answer your phone.
14:01Martin.
14:02We're in the clear.
14:03He's never letting Martin in here.
14:04Yeah, but mom, mom, mom, mom...
14:05Mom is in the basement, and she's a rule follower.
14:07She'll stay there.
14:08It's Lulu.
14:10We don't have eyes on Lulu, so...
14:13Tick tock.
14:14You gotta help me.
14:15Oh yeah, I'm gonna help you.
14:27Don't wanna help me...
14:44Don't miss her
15:01intense
15:07I remember the moment I discovered my mother was a liar
15:10too intense
15:12you're too intense
15:14you
15:15me
15:17why
15:20roommate
15:21well
15:23sure
15:23stop
15:24what
15:25you suck
15:26and you probably suck more
15:28okay so I was a dick sorry
15:30you didn't insult me
15:31oh you don't go to forest park
15:33no I do
15:34I just don't give a fuck about what you think
15:38who's wendy pressing
15:43wendy what
15:44yeah she left a pretty hefty bar tab last night
15:47she sounds like a good time
15:49you both had whiskey sours she paid for your tab but then left her credit card
15:55huh
15:56okay why don't you just fucking say it
15:59credit card fraud
16:05so what is this
16:06is this a shirtless citizens arrest
16:11no badge
16:12nowhere to pin it
16:14i'm only asking
16:16i'm only asking
16:17only you asking
16:17only me
16:18good
16:19it's a stupid question anyway
16:32okay
16:33okay i'm gonna go
16:35happy reading
16:36lindy
16:37you ran out saying someone could be dead
16:43yeah lindy lindy's having a hard time
16:45is she sick
16:46no she's unwell
16:48oh
16:49look i am happy to stay with lindy
16:52no she's at the grey house
16:53oh
16:53but you rushed home
16:55she left this morning because she's
16:57emotionally unwell
16:58oh right
16:59yeah
16:59should she be alone
17:01no gary and meg are nearby
17:03it's a lot martin
17:04it's a lot to keep in my head
17:05yeah yeah
17:05quad for les
17:06herbal tea for martin
17:08bob
17:11oh
17:12oh fuck
17:12another quad for les
17:17is that nils
17:18bob
17:19you
17:21you
17:22you
17:24you
17:36get
17:37you
17:49Oh, my God.
17:53Almost there.
17:58Yes!
18:00You did it!
18:01Whoo!
18:03Oh, I love math.
18:05I know, right?
18:06It's like, it's never wrong.
18:08Uh, and the charger?
18:10On it.
18:12Oh, OK.
18:32Big smile. Ready, ready? And...
18:35OK, all right. Ready?
18:37Ready, ready, ready?
18:39Three, two, one...
18:41Merry Christmas!
18:43A dollhouse!
18:45It's just like our house!
18:46Yeah, Daddy's been working on this for months.
18:48Well, it was Mommy's idea.
18:50Well, I knew you liked the one Steffi had.
18:53This is way better than Steffi.
18:55And look, the lights work, see?
18:57Whoo!
18:58Wait, wait, who do we have here?
19:00Me and you.
19:01Oh, where's Daddy?
19:02He's at work.
19:03Yeah, arguing with the mean people from Monsanto
19:06and the Organic Produce Alliance.
19:08Mommy's at home.
19:10Oh, yes, but Mommy is in her office working.
19:15No, but Mommy's watching TV.
19:18No, Mommy is at her desk writing.
19:23No, she's watching TV.
19:34I am the architect of my own prison.
19:40Not anymore.
19:42Not anymore.
19:51Okay.
19:52You got the sound.
20:06I am the architect of my家.
20:09No, I am a taller inching.
20:10I am the architect.
20:10I am the architect.
20:12Oh, my goodness.
20:12Oh, my goodness.
20:16Oh, my goodness.
20:17No, I am the architect.
20:23oh shit
20:27i'm fine
20:38grandma oh you are a sight dear
20:43i'm hung over grandma and i'm not the legal drinking age
20:47do you hate me never dear i appreciate your honesty don't lose that quality
20:53yeah i think i was a little too honest last night
20:55well booze will do that
20:59i'm so glad you're here i don't even know or care why
21:02crossed wires with your dad have you told him fuck science yet
21:09grandma your words or that you flunked out of college
21:15sounds worse when you say it is that not accurate
21:20no it's just
21:23fuck
21:25what do you got there oh mom's book
21:29apparently i'm just like her well i take that as a compliment
21:34i don't think that's how she meant it
21:35i think you'll be surprised
21:50morning bob
21:53oh i didn't see you
21:54but i saw you
21:57neil's
21:58lattes
21:59plural
22:01i can explain
22:02yes you can and you will i know you can't help yourself bob
22:07technically speaking i did not break the conditions stipulated in my nda
22:11i answer questions solely related to my brother-in-law and his experiences at medbot
22:16then why are you so nervous bob
22:19my brother-in-law alleges that once hilton's company became the primary investor
22:23they illegally acquired his tech
22:25illegally acquired
22:27oh you know as per my attorney i must qualify allegedly
22:31hilton's legal chicanery is airtight
22:33and i mean airtight
22:35how did hilton illegally acquire your brother-in-law's tech bob
22:39it will be closed ranks
22:41i had my brother-in-law removed
22:42allegedly
22:46gentlemen
22:47we don't see you
22:48we need to talk
22:49really?
22:50not you
22:51less you
22:51it's important
23:02okay
23:03the today show
23:04i need to make a new first impression tomorrow morning
23:11what?
23:13okay for your information i gave jackie baldwin extensive notes
23:19no one would even care about the story if it didn't have my name on it
23:23less took everything from me
23:24look at me i'm i could be six inches tall forever
23:28so i need this i need this one thing
23:31i tried
23:32okay
23:32writing is hard
23:34and the pressure on a second book after winning the
23:38i mean it's paralyzing
23:40i'm on my own
23:45i need you to tell me it's okay
23:49i need you to tell me i'm independent
23:55tell me it's my turn
23:59tell me
24:01it's mine
24:02me
24:04me
24:05the bordeaux
24:07thank you
24:09how's the second book coming
24:12it's not
24:13but it will
24:14do you remember how much gary and i struggled when we were first starting the artisanal vitamin business
24:19it was
24:19oh like nine and a half months before we made a single sale
24:22nine and a half months before we made a single sale
24:26yeah but look at this now
24:27barely able to keep up with domain
24:29yeah
24:29and it is absolutely going to be the same for you
24:32same for you
24:33no it's not
24:36it's not the same
24:37at all
24:38it's absolutely not the same at all
24:43how is little lulu
24:45oh how was her christmas
24:47oh we knocked her out of the park
24:49best parents ever
24:50show them the pictures
24:51oh yeah
24:52you should see this dollhouse
24:54oh well there she is
24:56that's amazing
24:57what a sweetie
24:58what a sweetie
24:59so les what have you been working on these days
25:02i mean r.i.p.g.mo tomato
25:04oh yeah
25:05r.i.p.g.mo tomato
25:07but it did bring you success though
25:08you know it did bring you some success
25:11well i do have a little germ of an idea which i'm pretty excited about
25:17you do
25:18yeah it's early days but um i think i can say confidently that it does have the potential to change
25:24the world
25:25it has the potential to change the world i like the sound of that
25:29i do
25:30but honey it's my turn remember
25:35well actually it's still my turn sweetheart
25:39i do remember
25:40sorry we don't
25:42what is what is the what is the turn say
25:44oh well we take turns supporting each other
25:46so he supported me through my first book
25:48and i supported him through the first tomato
25:50and now it's my turn again
25:52and now it's my turn again he needs to support me for the second book see turns
25:55no because your turn won you the pulitzer and my turn is yet to win me the nobel
26:01the nobel
26:02i mean that could be never
26:13that's how turns work right that's
26:15your turn ended with the tomato that put you on the science map but then went splat followed by your
26:22imminent termination from monsanto followed by our housekeeper finding him naked crying on the bed
26:28oh
26:30oh
26:30depression
26:31it's a bitch
26:32mmm
26:33yeah
26:35oh you know what should we take a visit to the arch
26:38oh
26:39the arch
26:40the arch
26:42how dare you tell gary and meg about my naked crying huh that was me at my most vulnerable that
26:48was a secret between us
26:49how dare you tell them your germ of an idea before me especially one that's got me trapped in st
26:55louis and it's your turn until you win the nobel that's new
26:59not everyone lindy lucks into their prize on the first try
27:03luck
27:03you know what i mean
27:04i think i do
27:09point is
27:09how can i trust you if you're gonna expose me like that
27:13don't trust me then just don't tell me anything
27:15fine
27:15i won't
27:16good
27:17me too
27:17great secrets from now on
27:19secrets
27:19we need a secret
27:20love a secret
27:23but it
27:24is
27:25my turn
27:31my
27:32fucking turn
27:34it's my fucking turn
27:36it's my fucking turn
27:37it's my fucking turn
27:41it's my fucking turn
27:44it's my fucking turn
27:44my fucking turn
27:49i can't take any more bad cat news
28:02so is this behavior normal i don't know how to feel
28:04you should feel good
28:05really?
28:07mr magoo has diabetes
28:09i stabilized his blood sugar and he's going to be fine
28:12so the seizures have nothing to do with miniaturization
28:14completely unrelated
28:15so she's going to live
28:17i mean he
28:17he he's going to live
28:18there's more good news
28:20look
28:26that is a sample of mr magoo's muscle tissue
28:29the rapid expansion process might cause fragmentation in the atomic bonds
28:33leaving them too fragile to hold
28:35yes
28:38so we need to
28:41we need to slow the reaction
28:44to allow the nuclei time
28:46to form stronger bonds
28:48stronger bonds are fundamental in the expansion of any fragile connection or alliance
28:54oh i agree
29:02we need a neutron moderator
29:12we need a neutron moderator
29:15equals v
29:18naught
29:19that is the exponential of
29:20negative r
29:22divided by
29:24lambda
29:25Lambda.
29:26Let's see if keep going.
29:27H hat equals negative H bar squared over two times the mass of the nucleus times the location operator.
29:41And V multiplied by R.
29:44Yes?
29:45Oh, God.
29:46God, this is what I've been missing.
29:51We should check the math.
30:20We should check the math.
30:25I'm connecting about mom, grandma Diane, me.
30:31It's like I might need to rethink my thoughts.
30:35You're coming of age reading about your mom coming of age.
30:41That's deep, grandma.
30:57Grandma, turn on channel five.
31:01We are talking to Pulitzer Prize winning author Lindy Littlejohn about her sensational new short story, Untitled On Purpose.
31:09What?
31:10Lindy looks terrific.
31:13Lindy, could you possibly have expected the reaction to be anything like this?
31:16Oh, Jenna, I, nothing about this experience is what I expected.
31:22The story is just so provocative.
31:23Mom wrote something?
31:24I always knew she would.
31:26Sit down.
31:26Did you know you were writing something so provocative?
31:29You know, everything I write provokes someone.
31:32Right, Jenna?
31:34Very true.
31:35Yeah.
31:35You famously fictionalized your difficult relationship with your mother and My Rainbow Starts With Black, one of my all-time
31:43favorite books.
31:44Oh, thank you.
31:45I've got to ask you, did you base this story on your real life too?
31:48So the book is true.
31:50You know, Jenna, I just think everyone does their best writing when they're not worried what other people think.
31:55That's the office.
31:56Upstairs.
31:58I thought she was at the Grey House.
32:00So did I.
32:02Lindy Littlejohn, thank you so much for being here.
32:04Oh, thank you, Jenna.
32:05It's been wonderful talking to you.
32:07Please turn the story into a book.
32:09I'll think about it.
32:10Okay, bye-bye.
32:11Bye-bye.
32:16Ah!
32:18Ah!
32:20I killed it!
32:21Ha-ha!
32:23You have to write the book.
32:25Oh, my God.
32:26I feel like I have another chance.
32:27I could write something.
32:28I could write something great.
32:30You already have.
32:31Yes, Les supported me, but I wrote.
32:34I am a writer.
32:36Right?
32:36I'm here.
32:37I can support you.
32:38I feel like me again.
32:39Richie, this is...
32:42Like, where have I been, you know?
32:44Like, I've been here the whole time.
32:46And it's like I forgot.
32:48I forgot.
32:49I was right here.
32:53I'm a writer.
32:56Wait, are you crying?
32:58No.
32:59You're a little.
33:01Me too.
33:03Oh!
33:17Mom?
33:18Mom?
33:20Mom!
33:21Mom!
34:00By Jackie Baldwin?
34:03What the fuck?
34:26Yes.
34:27Were you here all night?
34:29Oh, shit. Lindy. Wait, what time is it?
34:32Oh, okay. So you're new. So everything's okay now?
34:36Yeah. Yeah.
34:38I admit, there's a little something between us, but nothing happened. We had a breakthrough.
34:42Oh, well, she looked great on the Today Show.
34:44Vivian?
34:45Lindy.
34:46Lindy?
34:48Vivian.
34:48Who's on what?
34:50Lindy was on the Today Show this morning.
34:54How did she...
34:56What did she look like?
34:57What? What?
34:58What?
35:23Lindy...
35:28Lindy?
35:34Lindy?
35:37Lindy, where are you?
35:38Right here, Les.
35:41And I can take care of myself.
35:45Yeah, clearly, you're on the fucking Today Show. I'm worried, sick, I'm working all night. Poof, you're writing again? You're
35:51a viral sensation? Who knew? Not me.
35:53Poof, I'm six inches tall. Who knew? Not me. Keeping secrets was your idea.
36:00I think you're taking that to the extreme.
36:02I think you're taking that to the extreme.
36:04You're delusional.
36:05You're delusional.
36:07I can't lose you, Lindy. I can't...
36:10No more traps, Les.
36:12Lindy? Is that you?
36:17Mom!
36:18Dad?
36:21What's going on?
36:23Oh my God, Grandma.
36:25Is she dead?
36:26No, she just fainted. Quickly, run to the pharmacy, get some bromides.
36:30What the fuck are bromides?
36:31Google it! She's having one of her spells.
36:34Grandma has spells?
36:35Yes! She's old! Hurry up! Hurry, hurry, hurry!
36:42Mom!
36:44Okay, Mom.
36:47Oh! Here we go.
36:49Mom?
36:51Mom, it's okay.
36:53Hey, Mom.
36:54Hey.
36:55Mom.
36:58Hey.
36:59Hey, it's okay.
37:01You just fainted.
37:04I saw her.
37:06Saw who, Mom?
37:08Lindy.
37:10She was so small.
37:12Yeah, Lindy's not here. Remember, Mom?
37:15I saw her.
37:16Like a little doll.
37:18She was like a real-life little Lindy doll.
37:22I think you mean one of Lulu's little dolls, Mom.
37:23No, no, no.
37:24I know what I saw, and I saw her on TV, too.
37:29No.
37:30Lulu?
37:31No, no, Lulu's not here either, Mom.
37:33Lulu's not here. I think you're a little confused.
37:35Mom, I'm not confused.
37:36Yeah.
37:36You're lying to me.
37:38I am your mother. Tell me the truth.
37:41Okay.
37:42Okay.
37:42Um, come on.
37:44Come on.
37:44Come on, sit down.
37:46Come on.
37:46What?
37:46Come on, just sit, sit.
37:48So, um, okay, so, um...
37:50Okay, so this is...
37:52This is hard.
37:53What?
37:54This is hard, but the truth...
37:56Yeah?
37:58The truth is...
37:59Mm-hmm.
38:01Um...
38:01That I put a painkiller in your tea,
38:04and hallucinations are a side effect,
38:06so there is no tiny Lindy.
38:08You was?
38:09Yeah.
38:09Why?
38:10When?
38:11Because of your back.
38:13Because I know it's been bothering you,
38:14and I wanted you to relax, and...
38:16Yeah.
38:17You drugged me?
38:19What kind of son drugs his own mother?
38:23Concerned son, huh?
38:25No, no, no, no.
38:26You're not sorry.
38:27You are manipulating and controlling and a liar.
38:31And you are without a doubt your father's son,
38:34which breaks my fucking heart.
38:36What?
38:37Whoa, what?
38:39I failed.
38:40I'm guilty.
38:41I tried.
38:42I tried to protect you from this.
38:45From...
38:45From what?
38:46From becoming your father.
38:48My...
38:49Well, I'd say you overdid it.
38:52Huh.
38:52Because I was invisible.
38:54Huh?
38:54And I still am.
38:55Yeah, that's what fucking drives me,
38:57and that's fine.
38:58But Dad is a kind and fair...
39:01An asshole.
39:03Who keeps me on a tight leash.
39:05But I have made my peace with that.
39:09And my marriage is not your marriage.
39:12Whatever you have done to Lindy,
39:14and I mean whatever you have done to her,
39:17she is not me.
39:19She needs to be off the leash.
39:20She needs to be free out of anyone's control.
39:24Now, I don't know what you are hiding,
39:26but you are not remodeling.
39:28And if you are lying to me,
39:30I'd bet the farm you are lying to her and yourself.
39:33Mom.
39:34Mom, I love you.
39:36No, no.
39:37You love you.
39:39What is it your Dr. Carmichael says?
39:41Dig deep.
39:42If I were you,
39:43I'd start digging deeper than you've ever done before.
39:46Find the truth.
39:48Keep on lying.
39:49Keep on burying,
39:50and you will lose her,
39:51if you haven't already.
39:55She was going to leave me.
39:56It was an accident.
39:57No, there are no accidents.
40:00Isn't that a chapter in your doctor's book?
40:04Tell her.
40:06Tell her what you did.
40:08Tell Lindy everything.
40:11Because until you are honest,
40:13you are fucked, dear.
40:26You are fucked, dear.
40:32And that's the complete and honest truth of it.
40:37And I love you, Lindy.
40:40And I need you, Lindy.
40:44And I miss you.
41:05Where's Grandma?
41:10Uh...
41:15She left.
41:17This isn't about Grandma, is it?
41:23Mom left you.
41:29She left us, didn't she?
41:41I'm trying to hear you and see you
41:44and be honest with you
41:45if you're ever going to forgive me.
41:47And the truth is...
41:49The truth is that I was scared.
41:52You were going to leave me,
41:53and I didn't want to lose you.
41:55And so, um...
41:59I miniaturized you.
42:02On purpose.
42:04I did it.
42:07And that's the complete and honest truth.
42:09I miniaturized you.
42:11On purpose.
42:13I did it.
42:15Miniaturized you.
42:16On purpose.
42:18I did it.
42:19Miniaturized you.
42:20On purpose.
42:21I did it.
42:22I did it.
42:23I did it.
42:23On purpose.
42:27I did it.
42:28I did it.
42:28I did it.
42:29I miniaturized you.
42:29On purpose.
42:30I did it.
42:31I miniaturized you.
42:32On purpose.
42:33I did it.
42:34I miniaturized you.
42:34I did it.
42:35Miniaturized you.
42:36On purpose.
42:37Miniaturized you.
42:39Miniaturized you.
42:40Miniaturized you.
42:40On purpose.
42:41Miniaturized you.
42:41On purpose.
42:50Miniaturized you.
43:06Miniaturized you. On purpose, I did it.
43:20I did it.
44:10I did it.
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