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00:17You
00:19I'm opening up the dollhouse
00:30Take a day or two
00:33I
00:34Feel very small
00:35You'll be safe in the dollhouse
00:38But I have to go to the lab so I can fix you
00:40Is everything all right at home?
00:42I have to make things bigger again
00:44Contract this for 30 days
00:45That's insane!
00:49Shut it down
00:50I run this lab
00:51I cannot spiral
00:53I gotta get out of here
01:23What?
01:24Did you fall asleep?
01:25No
01:27Are you face down on the desk?
01:31I'm thinking
01:32Uh huh, it's been over an hour
01:34No, has it?
01:35I haven't heard any typing
01:39Typing fuck over and over doesn't count
01:51You told me to lock you in
01:53I know
01:54So do you want out?
01:55Yeah, of course I want out
01:56But I have to write
01:58Keep me locked in until dinner
01:59Okay
02:03Do you want me to let you out?
02:04No!
02:04That was a test
02:05Right!
02:06I can't
02:08Okay, here
02:09Here
02:10Inspiration
02:19That's the spirit
02:20Love you
02:21Fuck you too
02:23Okay, but
02:26Okay, so...
02:52I'm gonna see you too
03:01Does it suck?
03:02No, no, it's great.
03:05And Diane, the mother?
03:07It's gold, trust me.
03:30There's a phone.
03:33Hello, Les, hello?
03:34Yeah, it's me.
03:35Look outside.
03:37Oh, well, the door's still locked.
03:39I know.
03:40After I found you dangling from the garden hose, I think that we both agree it's safer inside, right?
03:45Am I?
03:46Yes, I did a thorough inspection.
03:48No bugs of any kind.
03:49What about Roomba?
03:50Shut down.
03:51Magoo?
03:51Uh, boarded.
03:54Are you going to work?
03:56Yeah, I have to.
03:57Please don't.
03:58I'll hide in your pocket.
04:00I won't make a sound.
04:00The lab is a very dangerous place.
04:02There's a lot of uncontrolled variables.
04:04What am I supposed to do?
04:05Sit around and wait?
04:06I'll go crazy.
04:07Well, you could explore the dollhouse.
04:10It's just our house with bad drapes and broken chairs.
04:14I know everything isn't perfect, but look closer.
04:17There's more.
04:18There is.
04:18Yeah, what about the 162-bottle dual zone, fully stocked?
04:22It's a wine fridge.
04:23And I bet you just walked right by the total body massage chair that a former investor
04:28gifted Martin that I miniaturized.
04:30Martin didn't want it?
04:31No, no.
04:31He's allergic to touch.
04:34But the dollhouse started as kind of just miniature research, and I got carried away.
04:39I don't know.
04:40Les, my heart is racing.
04:42You know, am I okay?
04:44Does it have to do with my size?
04:46Do I need to be worried?
04:47No.
04:48Just a little panic attack, maybe?
04:50But it'll pass.
04:51Just breathe.
04:53There you go.
04:55Okay.
04:56But, Les, are you really so close?
05:00Yes.
05:00But really, though?
05:03Really.
05:04Trust me.
05:17Hi.
05:35I'm in a dollhouse.
05:37I'm safe.
05:39I'm just...
05:39I'm just anxious.
05:42I need a cappuccino.
05:45Yeah.
05:48I have food?
05:52Oh, my God.
05:55I am safe.
06:00I can relax.
06:05Kinda.
06:15Hey.
06:17Have you ever thought about miniaturizing a human being?
06:20Jesus!
06:21Jolly Christ!
06:23Are you...
06:24Are you nuts?
06:25Vivian has got this place on lockdown, and you want to shrinky-dink Johnny Q public?
06:30It was just a question.
06:31Okay, great.
06:32Well, here's a question.
06:34We have 28 days before we lose our shirt.
06:39Yeah.
06:39So can you stick to corn?
06:42Yeah?
06:42Head in the other direction.
06:43Make corn big.
06:44It's just a passing thought.
06:45Great.
06:46Well, we will pass.
06:47Okay.
06:49I mean, less, you know, hey, I don't want to quash creativity.
06:52You know, look, but there'd likely be hundreds of animal trials, maybe thousands, and realistically-
07:00Of course!
07:01Animal trials!
07:02Yeah.
07:02Yeah, what was I thinking?
07:04Yeah, you'd be scared there for a minute.
07:06Martin, I would never miniaturize a human being without, say, using, I don't know, a cat
07:10or some other animal as a test case.
07:12At first, that would be insane.
07:14Yeah, negligent, even.
07:16You're my rock.
07:17Who would I be without you?
07:19High school physics teacher.
07:30You're in my office.
07:32It was unlocked.
07:33Well, it shouldn't be.
07:34I unlocked it.
07:35Why?
07:35I want to make sure you've got this.
07:38New protocols and procedures in print so there's no misunderstanding.
07:41You'll find an electronic copy in your inbox.
07:44And this.
07:46So I can keep track of your every movement.
07:50No more secrets, Dr. Littlejohn.
07:53I don't have secrets.
07:55Everyone has secrets.
08:02Is that a cat?
08:03No.
08:04My chariot squeaks.
08:11Hold on.
08:12It'll squeak.
08:13I do not have time for this.
08:16Neither do you.
08:25Hey, you ready to go on a fantastic voyage, Mr. Magoo?
08:30Help me and help Lindy.
08:33Yeah.
08:46Wait.
08:48I donated all of this to Goodwill.
08:52Didn't I, Space Cullen?
08:56Less shrunk everything.
09:03This was my night.
09:08But what if it doesn't fit?
09:12But what if it does?
09:14Yes.
09:15Yes.
09:35Beautiful, okay.
09:36Can we get one of just Mr. Magoo?
09:38Littlejohn.
09:38Yes.
09:39Oh.
09:46Yeah.
09:47Oh, my God.
09:48Hold mine, too, eh?
09:49Oh, it goes with your pocket square.
09:51And your next big idea, tomato red.
09:53Move down.
09:56He's not a coat rack, you know.
09:58And fuck him for moving you to the arse crack of the country.
10:02Can you believe it?
10:03These are the moments when every fiber of my being urges me to retreat, to remain unseen, unexamined, comfortably small.
10:17But this incredible prize is a beacon of courage, reminding me that when you take that risk, and when you
10:29make that leap, and when you refuse to be small, that is when great things happen.
10:39And I need to thank my agent, and my publisher, and most importantly, my book editor, Terry.
10:49Girl, we did it.
10:51Thank you so, so much.
10:53From the bottom of my heart, I could not have done it without you.
10:56And with that, I am speechless.
10:59Love you.
11:09Oh, my goodness.
11:10One more, one more.
11:11Sorry, I saved the best for last, because I'd never forget.
11:14My husband, Les, Les Littlejohn, you did it.
11:17No, seriously, he chained me to my computer and locked me in my office so that I would finally finish
11:22this book.
11:24There is no book without you.
11:27So, love you.
11:56Terri.
11:58Oh, God.
11:59Oh.
12:03Fuck.
12:07Look, this is, this is, uh, 917, 917, 917, 5, who remembers anyone's number anymore?
12:31Star 6ix9ine.
12:33Is that still a thing?
12:34Maybe a star 6ix9ine.
12:35Okay.
12:35Star 6ix9ine.
12:41Lindy?
12:42Lindy?
12:43Is this an emergency?
12:44My life is an emergency.
12:45What happened?
12:46What happened?
12:46Okay, listen, I didn't want to tell you, okay?
12:48But I did something bad.
12:49Well, I didn't do it.
12:50I mean, it wasn't my fault.
12:51But I just need, I need Terri's number.
12:53Terri?
12:54It's a long story, and I'm not going to say anything about, you know, I just, but I need to
12:58speak to her.
12:58Okay, well, just take a breath, and I won't say relax or calm down.
13:02Please don't.
13:03But just know that I'm taking care of everything, and it will only be a couple more days.
13:07And then call Terri, okay?
13:09No, Les.
13:10But until that time, just, you know, enjoy the house and eat and drink and try on another dress.
13:16And I'll be home before you know it.
13:20Lindy?
13:21Are you still there?
13:21Yeah, I'm still here.
13:22Okay, well, enjoy this vacation.
13:30Okay, you know what?
13:31You're right.
13:31I will.
13:32All right.
13:33Bye, Les.
13:38We need to retrace our sips.
13:49Yes?
13:50Sorry, sorry to impose, but Carl's having trouble accessing the chemical freezer.
13:56Who are you again?
13:57Janet.
13:59In Richard's department?
14:00Yes, Richard.
14:01Where is Richard?
14:02He's having a polyp removed.
14:04He'll be back shortly.
14:05So what do you need, Janice?
14:06Janet.
14:07Uh, um, sorry.
14:08Uh, uh, Carl.
14:09Carl.
14:09The, um, chemical freezers.
14:11The new protocol.
14:12Oh, the fucking protocols!
14:16It's, um...
14:17What is that?
14:19Oh, um, I think that was installed overnight.
14:21What for?
14:22For, um, motivation.
14:24What?
14:24For the 30-day deadline.
14:26As per the contract.
14:27Yes!
14:27I got it!
14:30Carl.
14:32I'll talk to Vivian about up-ing your security clearance, okay?
14:39What?
14:41Something wrong with the reader.
14:43Um, it says employee.
14:45What does yours say?
14:49Employee?
14:49My badge is the same as Janice's?
14:59Dozens.
15:04Hundreds.
15:07Eight packs of economy-sized toilet paper.
15:10Eight times twenty is the one.
15:13Couple of days, my ass-face going.
15:17Trust me.
15:22Is it wrong I don't want to go?
15:25No, it's not wrong, but...
15:29New York.
15:30St. Louis.
15:31New York.
15:32I think you're gonna love it.
15:34I mean, the house is huge.
15:36We're gonna have so much space, and your office is bigger than this apartment.
15:40And we have a pool.
15:42I love pools.
15:44And I love you.
15:48And I love you.
15:50Why else would I leave New York?
15:53For St. Louis.
15:56Lindy, I get it.
15:57I do get it.
15:58You just got to the top.
16:00We're leaving New York.
16:02But I'll be missed, right?
16:05And then I'll be back.
16:07Yeah.
16:07Yeah.
16:11How long, again, do you think?
16:13Two years.
16:14Maybe three.
16:15Tops.
16:18Two, three.
16:19That's perfect.
16:21My next book will be written.
16:22Terry will be thrilled.
16:24It's gonna be great.
16:25Trust me.
16:29I do.
16:34I don't.
16:37I bet he could make me big right now, but he won't.
16:40I'm his fucking lab rat.
16:41I'm his six-inch-tall Nobel Prize.
16:47Someone's here.
16:53Hello?
16:54Lindy?
16:55It's me, Richard.
16:57Richard!
16:58Richard!
17:01Richard!
17:02Hello?
17:05Richard!
17:07Richard!
17:09The office.
17:12Come back!
17:16Lindy!
17:19I'm gonna go around the back!
17:22I'm gonna go around the back!
17:24I'm gonna go around the back!
17:45I'm gonna go around the back!
17:45Lindy, wherefore art thou?
17:48Lindy?
17:50Lindy?
17:51Oh!
17:51Oh!
17:59hey huh huh who are you no what what the fuck are you doing huh no what the fuck are
18:04you doing
18:05sorry sorry sorry sorry oh wait wait wait wait wait you ha ha you must be a lulu why do
18:11you know
18:11my name because i work with your dad at the lab my name's richard okay richard from the lab are
18:18you stalking us stalking no no no no no no no no not stalking i was i was in the
18:24in the neighborhood
18:24and i just thought i'd come by and wish the family merry christmas and you know and peep
18:30into the windows my dad's not even home which you should know working in his lab and all i oh
18:40see i am an employee and a physicist and a creep okay okay i am seeing this from your
18:49vantage point and i and i understand and the intimations therein so i will not bend your
18:55ear any longer okay so uh maybe you can just uh take these to brighten up the home and uh
19:02you know
19:02wish your mother merry christmas for me is she home writing my mom doesn't write she doesn't write
19:08okay that's not you can go now richard from the lab i am gonna go i'm just gonna go yeah
19:14sorry
19:15pray for your troubles and merry crimbo whatever
19:45one semester down seven to go unless you graduate early like me
19:51love dad
20:01in the name of science these protocols must end no no no i cannot do my work with these protocols
20:15in place how can you not see that i see a frustrated employee
20:27i'm also
20:29just a scientist
20:33standing in front of another scientist asking her if she really believes the protocols are more
20:40important than changing the world do you remember the feeling of being so close to a breakthrough on
20:47on the precipice of something monumental when the only thing that matters is the work
20:53you don't you don't eat you don't sleep you don't see your family what family it's just the work it's
20:58the
20:58it's the science it's the math it's the vision come on you feel it too you know i'm gonna crack
21:07this wide open and change the world so join me
21:10as partners not corporate versus labor but scientist to scientist
21:17let's make history together
21:22partners
21:23partners
21:28is that a cat what no i hear everything i see everything i can even smell everything dr little john
21:37show me show you in the name of science show me
21:45it was the last unauthorized experiment i swear i didn't even know what i was thinking
22:00i do
22:02you're thinking bigger than fruit and vegetables dr little john
22:05am i
22:06i don't usually underestimate men
22:08oh
22:10well yes i am
22:11i am going to have to confiscate her
22:13is that necessary
22:14she's now company property
22:15she's a he
22:15mr magoo
22:17you named him
22:27how wonderful
22:33i would consider
22:34lifting a few
22:36of the protocols
22:37should certain missing lab equipment and chemicals find their way back to the lab asap
22:41uh-huh
22:42one water truck one remote control two anvil cases
22:45yeah i did hear something about that let me see what i can do
22:48he's so warm
22:50he is warm
22:56of course
22:58the temperature
22:59um
23:01so you'll take good care of him
23:03all the best
23:04i mean
23:05yes
23:06and you'll keep track on his vitals
23:08yes
23:08and this will be our little secret animal trial
23:11yeah
23:11and you will inform me immediately of any abnormal results
23:15yes
23:16i love this cat
23:17fine yes
23:18go
23:26we'll be best friends
23:41we'll be best friends
23:42forever
23:46hey
23:47hey
23:48it's me
23:48i'm just picking up a few things then i'm heading back to the lab
23:52you okay
23:53uh yeah good
23:54yeah i
23:55found the wine
23:57gonna take a nap
24:01well hello to you too doris
24:07i can get to the lab
24:08see what he's hiding
24:11yeah it's a long way down but
24:15fuck it
24:16right
24:16i agree
24:18let's do it
24:44let's do it
24:55dad
24:57lulu
24:58you're home
24:59yeah
25:00you told me to come home
25:03for the vows
25:04at the grey house
25:05oh yes of course
25:06the vows
25:07yeah
25:07yeah
25:09where's mom
25:10oh lulu
25:11so good to see you
25:11it's so good to see you
25:13so how was the
25:14how was the last semester
25:16and your finals
25:17uh
25:17good
25:18good
25:18um fantastic
25:19good
25:20yeah it runs in the genes
25:22you love science
25:23yeah
25:24um
25:25um hey
25:25some weird guy
25:27from your lab
25:28came here
25:28what who
25:30richard
25:30why
25:31i don't even think he knew
25:32oh
25:33well he's harmless
25:34he's an odd duck
25:35but he's a good scientist
25:37dad
25:37yeah
25:38you're being
25:39really weird
25:40i am
25:41we've been hugging for like
25:43five minutes
25:43sorry
25:44i'm just
25:44i'm happy to see you
25:45i'm happy to see you
25:46and work's being
25:46crazy
25:47and
25:47speaking of crazy
25:48where's mom
25:48oh
25:49she's
25:53we're gonna get a bit of water
25:54from the kitchen
25:55but
25:55we're in the kitchen
25:56a deeper kitchen
25:57um
25:58so i think mom
25:59uh
26:00has
26:01had
26:01um
26:03an emotional breakdown
26:04no no no
26:05shh
26:06she's not
26:07oh is she upstairs
26:08yeah yeah
26:09no no she's not
26:10she's
26:10yeah she's
26:12your mom has gone
26:13to the
26:14to the
26:14to the gray house
26:15yeah
26:16okay
26:17yeah
26:18so hurricane lindy is tracking northeast
26:20what category is she
26:21don't say that
26:22i don't know what you're talking about
26:24she's gotta be like at least a five
26:25am i right
26:26oh these phrases you're using
26:27that's not a nice thing to say
26:29at all
26:33what's with the dollhouse
26:34huh
26:35what's that tube for
26:36well i'm cleaning it
26:37because i wanted to decorate it
26:38for the holidays
26:39like festive
26:40you're still shrinking things
26:41for the dollhouse
26:42oh fuck
26:42let me see
26:43oh
26:43oh
26:46dad
26:46yeah
26:47what
26:47are you okay
26:48yeah i'm okay i'm fine
26:49but you
26:50i think
26:50i think you should rest
26:52i think
26:52you gotta rest
26:53you gotta rest honey
26:54because you've been traveling from college
26:55and there's a lot
26:57and i'm
26:57you know what
26:58i'm gonna fill your fridge downstairs
26:59with so much
27:00so much good stuff
27:01that you won't even feel the need to come upstairs
27:03and better still
27:04i'm gonna
27:05i'm gonna give you my card
27:06and so you can just get whatever you want
27:08but you're good
27:09take it up
27:10i knew it
27:12i'm the villain
27:16yeah
27:18fuck that
27:20stick to the plan
27:22that's my ride
27:28shit
27:29yeah
27:30it's good
27:31right
27:33get me deborah
27:35at the new yorker?
27:35no
27:36i know what i said
27:36get her
27:37okay so
27:38two words
27:39george saunders
27:41two more
27:42get
27:42get her
27:50i've got deborah
27:56deborah
27:57hi
27:58the happiest of holidays
28:00to you and yours
28:01absolutely not
28:02oh
28:02hear me out
28:03this isn't about me
28:05i um
28:06i didn't submit lindy's story
28:07visibly my uh
28:08misstep
28:10regarding mr saunders
28:11and allow me to sincerely
28:14apologize once again
28:15for besmirching the new yorker's reputation in the process
28:18uh my humble request
28:21comes at the behest of the author
28:23who has a few minor tweaks
28:26and would love to hold off publishing until a later date
28:28i heard a rumor you may be getting your own publishing imprint
28:31if there's anyone that you think i should meet
28:34say the word
28:36oh quite the opposite
28:37vis-a-vis your humble request
28:39fuck right off
28:43hey so that was brutal
28:46get me david remnick
28:47oh god
28:48going over deborah's head
28:49can't wait
28:51okay
28:55i got david
28:58david remnick
28:59my old pal
29:01happiest of holidays
29:02to you and yours
29:03yeah it's deborah
29:05nice try
29:06fuck off
29:09so
29:10don't
29:18lindy
29:22lindy
29:31lindy
29:32lindy
29:35lindy
29:40lindy
29:47I don't know.
30:23What the fuck?
30:28I'm so weird.
30:45I don't know.
30:47I don't know.
30:50Richard, here are my...
30:51Were you at my house earlier?
30:53Um, no, I was in the neighborhood.
30:57Stop!
30:57Stop!
30:58I don't care.
30:59Don't do it again.
31:00No.
31:00Reset.
31:02Richard, here are my thoughts.
31:04The regrowth reaction has become too exothermic, and so we have introduced solid ammonium nitrate
31:09into the solution to control the temperature through aqueous ammonium and nitrate ions.
31:17Thoughts complete.
31:18Bob's, implement his thoughts.
31:20NH4, NO3 solid added to form NH4 positive and NO3 negative ions.
31:27Complete.
31:28Carl, implement his thoughts.
31:42Let's make history.
31:43Let's make history.
32:19It's big.
32:26Five seconds.
32:32Ten seconds.
32:37I knew it.
32:39He can do it.
32:42Fifteen seconds.
32:46Fifteen seconds.
32:48Twenty seconds.
33:01No.
33:07I'm human popcorn.
33:10Oh, my God.
33:12A significant success.
33:14Subject expanded to regular size for 30.8 seconds.
33:18An increase of 28.7 seconds.
33:23Huge progress in the name of science, Richard.
33:27Oh, Bob the explainer.
33:32That sounded like it came from in there.
33:36Spooky.
33:45Lindy!
33:45You fucking liar!
33:52Maybe we should give him some privacy.
33:56I've got less 30 seconds, and explode!
33:59Oh, you don't know what you saw.
34:00I'm so close, my tiny fucking ass!
34:03No, I would never let you explode.
34:05Fuck you!
34:05No!
34:06No!
34:06Lindy!
34:13you can't keep me prisoner listen to me no never i want to tell the world what you've done to
34:23me
34:24lindy no i don't trust you how long until you can fix me for real i need the truth
34:39i don't know you don't know
34:45that's the truth you can't say when it could be tomorrow but it could be weeks months or never
34:53no not never my theory is sound i just need to figure out the math and i know it must
35:00have looked
35:00like a disaster but i'm making really good progress you know yesterday was two seconds
35:05the day is over 30 i'm scared is this my new life no it's temporary i promise
35:15i want to trust you but i can't
35:19in a minute we'll just go okay well i'm i'm gonna need you to get in my desk drawer to
35:26hide
35:26my height my autonomy and not my dignity please thank you i'm gonna need something too
35:35anything stop locking me in the dollhouse well that's for your safety but fine lose the cameras
35:41yeah i know you're spying on me also for your safety and and i'm not spying on you there's no
35:47audio
35:47i want a series of daily check-ins oh like a mental patient like a loving husband with a miniature
35:52wife fine but then i need a working laptop and toothpaste that i like and and my lipstick
36:01my favorite lipsticks in my purse coming yes yes fine deal make a list
36:18love you
36:19love you
36:22fuck you too
36:25you
36:30you
36:31you
36:31you
36:52Oh, God.
36:57I'm home.
37:00Terry.
37:03Come on.
37:06Oh, God.
37:07Shit.
37:09Come on.
37:14Okay.
37:34Is she dead?
37:35What?
37:36Who?
37:37Is who dead?
37:39Lindy?
37:40You thought I died?
37:42It was the only reason Les would call me.
37:44You sounded scared.
37:46I was.
37:47Oh, that means the world to me.
37:50You have no idea.
37:52Wait, how do you think I died?
37:53What were you imagining?
37:56Threw yourself in front of a bus in order to avoid a career-ending plagiarism scandal.
38:01Yeah, but you're gonna fix that.
38:04Lindy, I tried.
38:05Tried?
38:06Perry.
38:06That sounds very defeatist.
38:09That's not you.
38:10Come on.
38:10I really, really, really, really, really need this.
38:13I hate to say it, but this is my fucking problem.
38:16Your ex-emotional whatever the fuck sent the story in.
38:19I'm about to get my own imprint.
38:21I cannot be associated with this shit.
38:23But what about our friendship?
38:26Is this friendship?
38:26Or business?
38:28Both.
38:28Well, that's...
38:30That's the problem, isn't it?
38:32The lines have blurred.
38:34And we haven't conducted business in 15 years.
38:39Look, Lindy, I love you.
38:41I always will, but...
38:42But?
38:45You're toxic.
38:47It doesn't matter who sent the story into the New Yorker.
38:50It's out there.
38:51And if it's out there and you have to deny it, you're toxic.
38:59I see.
39:01Well, then by that logic, if I were to put it out there, that you knew about the story
39:08and encouraged me to submit it anyway, and then you had to deny it, you're toxic.
39:15But you wasn't.
39:17No.
39:17No.
39:18Not if it's friendship.
39:20But if it's just business.
39:24I'll keep you posted, friend.
39:27Oh, thank you, friend.
39:33Oliver!
39:34Your friendship is so toxic, I love it.
39:36Get me Jackie fucking bull when my fucking office fucking tomorrow.
39:39Thank you, God.
39:41Conclusions.
39:42The regrowth process induced excessive molecular tension surpassing substructural limits of
39:46the plant cells.
39:48This tension compounded by a sudden and extreme rise in temperature triggered a chain reaction.
39:54This is key.
39:55Hello?
39:56It's me.
39:57I've been miniaturized.
39:58Immediate suspension.
39:59I'm in the laboratory.
40:00I'm in Les' death store.
40:01He's taking me home to a dollhouse.
40:02Help me.
40:04Detonation.
40:04Bang.
40:05And so.
40:06Wait, what?
40:06Recommend Richard.
40:08What?
40:08What?
40:08What?
40:09A personal call.
40:10Hang up.
40:12Come get me.
40:13I'm in the drawer.
40:14I'm in the drawer.
40:14Open the top.
40:16Hello?
40:19Apologies.
40:19It was, um, it was my mother.
40:21Just a tiny issue.
40:26Recommendations.
40:27Immediate suspension of regrowth experiments involving compound X-44.
40:31Do we read?
40:40Do you think you'll tell your daughter about me?
40:44Lindy.
40:45When what?
40:46Hurricane Lindy blowing through your special bond.
40:48What was it?
40:50Category five?
40:52What category is shrinking your wife to six inches tall?
40:55It was a five, and I'm very sorry.
41:01What does it matter now, anyway?
41:04I think it would traumatize her.
41:07I think she'd blame me.
41:10I should probably move the dollhouse.
41:13Ah.
41:14My prison within my prison.
41:17You know, uh, Dr. Carmichael says-
41:21Fuck that bitch!
41:22Whoa, Lindy!
41:23That is a red light reaction.
41:25Can we please try to achieve a yellow light on the road to a green light response?
41:37Silence is the silent killer of a relationship.
41:42I will take my foot off the brake, and although I may sit here quietly, it's not silence.
41:50I feel that we have achieved a yellow light, and we'll proceed with caution.
41:55As Dr. Carmichael says, why don't we revisit us in the morning?
42:05I, as half of us, agree.
42:13Not at all.
42:14Well, this, um, this is the GMO tomato.
42:18That stands for genetically modified organism.
42:21And, um, this GMO tomato really has the power to, uh, revolutionize agriculture and food production as we know it.
42:27The GMO tomato, um, is disease and pest resistant.
42:31Um, it has a longer shelf life, it has enhanced nutrition, and it reduces the need for fertilizers.
42:37So, win, win, win, win, win.
42:39Ha!
42:41Smells good, too.
42:55Sam, incarcerated.
42:58Bill, grandpa.
43:00Warren, great-grandpa.
43:03Jeff, gross.
43:17Oh.
43:18That's not how you spell Little John, Mr. Magoo.
43:40Ah!
43:40Ah!
43:41Ah!
43:44Ah!
43:44Ah!
43:47At least he gets out.
43:50Really, get out.
44:20Ah!
44:22It's just gonna be less of his big dumb green light face.
44:27Ah!
44:34Ah!
44:38Ach!
44:38Ah!
44:38Ah!
44:38Are you real I come bearing me my love and these
45:08When we can say goodnight and stay together
45:15Wouldn't it be nice if we could wake up in the morning when the day is new
45:22And if you haven't spent the day together
45:26Hold each other close the whole night through
45:31But happy times together we can stand in
45:35I wish that every kiss was ever-ending
45:42Wouldn't it be nice?
45:47Maybe if we think and wish and hope and pray it might come true
45:53Run, run, run
45:55Maybe then there wouldn't be a single baby run and run
46:01But we could be married
46:03We could be married
46:05And then we'd be happy
46:07And then we'd be happy
46:09Wouldn't it be nice?
46:14Run, run, run, run
46:15Run, run, run, run
46:17Run, run, run, run, run
46:20Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run,
46:26run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run,
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