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00:07new year new us we can renew our vows i love you but i fell in love less promised me
00:16a fresh start
00:17now it's time to blow your minds we call this the future i am fucking amazed
00:26i pretended to be your book agent i didn't write the story it's my students work i closed the deal
00:32you're gonna change the world you get back in the workshop and you figure it out let's move our
00:38renewing our vows to next year that's a fantastic idea richie i'm leaving less i need you i have been
00:45by your side for 15 years
00:52oh you're alive
01:36last oh fuck
01:44it's time is it
01:52oh
02:08how much did i drink last night
02:11last
02:16why would you put the plaid back up
02:21it's my eyes
02:24my head
02:36oh wow that really cleaned up
02:43last
02:49who's at the door
03:02what is this nonsense
03:04what is this nonsense
03:05oh
03:11oh
03:13no no no
03:14no no no no
03:15yindy
03:16everything is fine
03:18oh my god
03:19don't free
03:19out
03:20oh my god
03:29yindy
03:30oh
03:30oh
03:32oh
03:32oh
03:32oh
03:33oh
03:34oh
03:34no
03:34I'm opening up the dollhouse!
03:36Stop screaming at me!
04:00There you are!
04:04You're okay!
04:08I am not okay!
04:17Can you hear me? I am not okay!
04:26I am not okay!
04:28It works! I can hear you!
04:31You're too loud!
04:33Sorry!
04:34Well now I can't hear you!
04:36How about now?
04:37No! Too loud!
04:39Now?
04:40Softer!
04:41Now?
04:42Better!
04:43I hate this fucking thing!
04:48Can you hear me now?
04:51Say again?
04:51Can you hear me now?
04:53Yes!
04:54Sorry!
04:55Sorry!
04:56I'm so sorry!
04:57Are you okay?
04:58I'm fine!
05:00I heard that!
05:01God, I think we got it!
05:03Hi!
05:05What the fuck Les!
05:07I heard that too!
05:08Loud and clear!
05:09Okay!
05:10Mindy, I'm so sorry!
05:11It was an accident!
05:13And uh...
05:14I can't believe it even happened!
05:16I...
05:16I...
05:17But you're incredible!
05:18I mean...
05:19You're beautiful!
05:25Are you smiling right now?
05:27No!
05:28No, no, no!
05:29No, of course not!
05:29I...
05:30I just...
05:31I...
05:33Just like...
05:33Wow!
05:36Wow!
05:37Wow!
05:37Wow!
05:38No, I apologize!
05:40You're my wife!
05:41You're not an experiment.
05:42I should hope so!
05:45Jesus!
05:46Oh my God!
05:46This is your job?
05:48This how you're gonna solve world hunger?
05:51You're gonna make everybody tiny so...
05:53So they don't what?
05:54Eat more?
05:55I don't...
05:55Uh...
05:56Do you...
05:56Do you want me to answer that?
05:59Or...
05:59Explain it to me!
06:01Well, um...
06:02It's called cellular reduction.
06:05And um...
06:06It's the process of miniaturization and restoration of organic fruit and vegetables.
06:12And that's how I plan to solve world hunger.
06:15Explain how you're gonna make me big again!
06:18Jesus!
06:19I don't give a shit how it works!
06:21Oh, right.
06:21Well, I just reversed the process.
06:23That's the restoration part.
06:25Great!
06:27Restore me!
06:29Now, please!
06:31I can do that.
06:32Um...
06:33Uh...
06:33But first, uh...
06:34A surprise!
06:35Meet me in the dining room.
06:42Merry Christmas, Lindy!
06:43Les!
06:44Do I look merry or hungry?
06:47Well, it's kinda hard to tell from this distance.
06:49Um...
06:50I'm not!
06:51Make me big again, now!
06:53Heard that?
06:54Loud and clear?
06:55Um...
06:56The thing is...
06:57Tell me!
06:58You can make me big again, Les!
06:59I can.
07:00And I will.
07:01Um...
07:02The thing is, that it's just...
07:03I think it's just gonna take a day, uh...
07:06Or two.
07:07Tops.
07:07But...
07:08You'll be fine.
07:09Everything's gonna be okay.
07:10You're healthy.
07:11I checked your vitals.
07:12Wait!
07:13I could die?!
07:14Tiny?!
07:15No!
07:16You...
07:16You're not gonna die...
07:17Tiny!
07:19You'll be safe in the dollhouse.
07:21Because it's...
07:22It's almost exactly the same as our house-house.
07:25Um...
07:26The stove works.
07:27The refrigerator works.
07:29There's food.
07:30The water runs.
07:31And...
07:32I shrunk a few of your favorite things to really make you feel at home-home.
07:36Your clothes.
07:38From your closet.
07:40Um...
07:41And, uh...
07:42This...
07:43Curling thing.
07:47And...
07:48Your hairbrush.
07:49Uh...
07:50Cold cream.
07:51Looked important.
07:53Oh!
07:53And I remembered your coffee.
07:55And the coffee maker.
07:56Worked.
07:56Perfectly, right?
07:57Oh!
07:58One crucial thing.
07:59Um...
07:59The toilet.
08:00Uh...
08:00It works.
08:01I figured it out.
08:02Just don't ever look in the hall closet.
08:04Downstairs.
08:05Ever.
08:06You will be restored to regular size.
08:08I...
08:08I promise it.
08:09This is just temporary, Lindy.
08:11I am so close.
08:12Truly.
08:14Now it's so close?
08:16Not a day or two?
08:19Tom?
08:20Less?
08:21You motherfuckers!
08:24Hey.
08:25Calm.
08:26Calm down.
08:27Calm!
08:29Calm fucking down!
08:31Hmm.
08:36Calm!
08:41Oh!
08:47ideal wing me!
08:51Oh!
08:52Oh!
08:52Hey, Lindy.
08:54I'm gonna need a minute, I don't want to be little, he's been away, thank you, you can
09:18we can refilm the ladies cup too, she's on her way for it, she's gone back to her husband,
09:25no, they always do, not this time, no, no, no, because we've got plans, yep, we got concrete
09:32plans, how about a 10 day getaway to Vermont for two, uber romantic,
09:51there are multiple reasons she could be late, no, I know Lindy's coming, why, you may ask,
09:58because our love story is woven into the fabric of time, destined to be written,
10:05immortalized for generations to come, oh, quiet everybody please, quiet please,
10:14sorry, oh, it's work, it's work, hey Martin, well, I, you know, I was, I was gonna head
10:24out of town, so, no, no, no, no, no, of course, of course, I'll just, I'll head into the, into
10:30the lab, no, I've, I've not heard from us, wait, what do you mean you can't get a hold
10:38of them, yeah, oh, okay, bye, does this mean your romantic getaway is canceled?
10:46Martin, can I be honest, I love your service, but I don't love the negative energy,
10:54peace, Alfred?
11:00Take those off, I feel like a specimen,
11:04and come closer, I don't want to keep yelling,
11:10Jesus, the 96?
11:12If there was ever a time.
11:14I know why you didn't tell me about your work.
11:17Well, I couldn't, it was top secret, I signed an ironclad NDA.
11:22It's bullshit, you didn't trust me, which makes me so sad, makes me so sad.
11:32Fuck you, but, yeah.
11:41Well, I didn't exactly hide it from you either.
11:44What?
11:46Happy birthday, Lindy.
11:49They are so cute!
11:53Wait, and legible?
11:56Happy birthday, Lindy.
11:59They're so cute.
12:01Oh, and functional.
12:03Happy birthday, Lindy.
12:06How cute.
12:08And accurate.
12:11The dent from when I sideswiped a mailbox.
12:16Never put it together.
12:18You also said you didn't want to know.
12:23Well, you're not leaving me.
12:25Well, I have to go so I can fix you.
12:26No, no, no, no, Les.
12:28Take me with you.
12:29I'm portable.
12:30You will be safer here in the dollhouse.
12:32I feel very not safe.
12:33I feel very small, and like something bad could happen.
12:38I won't let something happen.
12:39Something did.
12:41Something else, beyond the accident.
12:43But I have to go to the lab so I can fix you.
12:45Please, Les, I do not want to be alone.
12:48Please, I'm scared.
12:49Well, what if I can show you that, um, being small isn't scary?
12:54Oh, God.
12:55I've always wondered what the world would look like if I were six inches tall.
12:58Not me.
13:00I can show you.
13:01No, I, I don't.
13:03Aren't you just a little bit curious?
13:05I will be restored to regular size soon.
13:09I promise.
13:11Trust me.
13:14Okay.
13:17This is crazy.
13:19Oh, my God.
13:24Oh, my God.
13:31Oh, my God.
13:36Oh, my God.
13:37Oh, my God.
13:57Yeah, I mean, everything's really big.
14:01Really.
14:17Wow, I can only imagine how different everything looks, right?
14:23Can you see this dust ball?
14:26Do you think I could choke on this?
14:29Oh, yeah, put that down.
14:34Hello, Dolores.
14:35Look who it is.
14:37See?
14:37She's not that scary.
14:39Why is she looking at me like that?
14:41Oh, oh, it's puffing her.
14:43Do you see what it's doing?
14:45No, no, no, it's trying to eat me.
14:47No, this is not interesting to me.
14:50Can you put me down, please?
14:51Put me down.
15:06Fun, right?
15:07We all love a train ride.
15:09Woo!
15:10Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:11Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:19Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:23Merry Christmas.
15:25Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:28Woo!
15:28Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:30OO!
15:31New Christmas, li'II!
15:38Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:42Maybe too many times around.
15:44I want to get out!
15:46I don't want to eat it.
15:48Oh, I'm gonna be sick.
15:52Oh, God.
15:59Hey.
16:00It's gonna be okay.
16:03I'm so sorry this happened.
16:06I'm so incredibly sorry.
16:18Water truck ran out of shrinking gas,
16:20so I'm gonna go to the lab to refuel.
16:22What am I supposed to do with this?
16:24I thought I could crush it up
16:26and you could maybe snort it.
16:28I don't know.
16:29Um, Scarface?
16:30I'll just...
16:31gnaw on it or something.
16:36How are you feeling?
16:39Really?
16:39I mean...
16:40I know what you mean.
16:43Better.
16:45I did always love this couch.
17:02When you're ready.
17:04Ah, pour away.
17:10Don't be shy.
17:13So, this is my, uh...
17:17Tiny little life now?
17:19Temporary tiny life.
17:21How long again?
17:22A day.
17:23Two at the most.
17:24I'm so close.
17:25I'm...
17:25So close.
17:26Yeah.
17:27Yeah.
17:32Did you microwave this off the floor?
17:34Floor is clean.
17:35You're the first person to ever walk on it.
17:38Six inch tall Neil fucking Armstrong?
17:41Kind of.
17:50Lest you put parmesan in the potatoes.
17:53Potatoes a la Diane.
17:56With a twist.
17:58Who?
17:59Reese Witherspoon from Legally Blonde.
18:01She's gonna play me in the movie.
18:03She's gonna play the sister character.
18:05I still don't know who that is.
18:07Walt?
18:08Uh, she's blonde, wears pink, goes to Harvard.
18:11That's a stretch.
18:12What?
18:12I am blonde.
18:14Lest said that we could be twins.
18:16I'm sure he's just being kind.
18:18No, no, I think with the right hair and makeup, you know Hollywood, I mean...
18:21It's beyond me why they're even adapting the book into a film.
18:24Because it sold a million copies?
18:27Because it won the Pulitzer.
18:29Hollywood must be out of ideas.
18:31You're not excited?
18:32Uh, Laura Dern is playing the mother.
18:35I adore Laura Dern.
18:37But I question her judgment.
18:39The book wasn't well received.
18:40I repeated one the Pulitzer.
18:42The Guardian dubbed it literary popcorn and added,
18:45that does not a Pulitzer make their words.
18:48Which she memorized and repeat constantly.
18:51I can barely show my face at Wine Club Wednesday
18:54without Carol turning her nose up at me as if I were the devil incarnate.
18:59Walt?
18:59Your mother needs her Wine Club Wednesdays.
19:02That's not a stretch.
19:03Mom, it's fiction.
19:06Carol didn't see a character.
19:08Carol saw me and the me in your book is a monster.
19:12It's a comedy.
19:13It's a dark comedy.
19:14A coming of age story about a woman who felt abandoned and silenced by a monster of a mother character.
19:23You try being a single mother of two young girls whose husband walked out one day without a word.
19:31Walked out or was driven away?
19:33Jim abandoned me.
19:34No, he stopped being married to you.
19:38He abandoned me.
19:40Me too.
19:41And he's still the hero.
19:43I tried my best.
19:46Walt?
19:47If I may, Walt.
19:48Diane, have you tried the potatoes?
19:50I call them potatoes a la Diane.
19:54With a twist.
19:55Is the twist a turn of the knife?
19:57It's Parmesan cheese.
19:58Try it.
20:05It's too rich.
20:06But absolutely divine.
20:09Just like you.
20:15Walt.
20:16Sorry.
20:16I think we should visit the arch tomorrow.
20:19I hear it's dreadful.
20:22Yes.
20:23Yes.
20:24No, I don't get the arch.
20:25It's like an arch for what?
20:27It's the gateway to the west.
20:30I think it's great.
20:32I can barely show my face.
20:34Wine club Wednesdays.
20:37Hollywood has run out of ideas.
20:39I think Laura Dern is a very generous cast.
20:41I have to say hello.
20:47What's going on?
20:48Do you want to have a sec?
20:49Oh, yes.
20:50Yes, please.
20:51Will I hear?
20:52We'll be quiet.
20:53We'll be fine.
20:54Oh, alright.
20:55You're Santa.
20:56High volume.
20:58Honey?
20:59Watch.
20:59Watch.
21:02Okay.
21:03Okay.
21:03Okay.
21:04Come on.
21:05Come on.
21:06Wait, wait, wait.
21:07Come on.
21:09Come on.
21:11Come on.
21:12Come on.
21:13Come on.
21:16Okay.
21:18They're defending me.
21:20I always won't let them.
21:22Always defend yourself.
21:23Come on.
21:24Come on.
21:29Now put your hand over again.
21:34Oh, Jesus, what?
21:37Walsh!
21:37Can I help you?
21:38Obviously, this isn't the washroom.
21:40it's down the hall with the light on the wall with the toilet i can see the light
22:03maybe i can't be quiet
22:14hey i'm not really like her though right my mother um i'm not like diane am i does that make
22:21me walt
22:24seriously seriously seriously seriously no fuck no no she's unbelievable and not in a good way
22:37it's gonna be okay it's only a few days
22:44only a few days
22:51it's only a few days
22:52it's only a few days
23:22yeah what what what it can't be right
23:33okay i'm coming in but now
24:04oh
24:06Stay. Stay.
24:11No, no, no, no, no, no.
24:18Magu. Come here.
24:23Ow, fuck. You fuzzy fucker.
24:38Stop. Stop it, you're fine.
24:43I feel bad enough already.
24:48I mean, she's safe, right?
25:01Hey!
25:03Hey!
25:07Yes, Richard, what is it?
25:09Oh, you seem upset.
25:11No, Richard, I'm fine, I'm fine.
25:13You know, I sometimes come to my car to cry, too, when I need a release, so I get where
25:19you're at.
25:20Okay, right, is that all?
25:22Now you've got me worried.
25:23Is everything all right at home? You know, with your wife, Lindy's her name, right?
25:27Yes, Richard, she's fine.
25:29Good, good.
25:30Yeah.
25:31She's just keeping busy over the holidays.
25:34Yes, Richard, she's at home, writing, she's keeping busy.
25:37She's writing, writing, that's wonderful.
25:40That's wonderful.
25:41Richard, get your butt inside!
25:44I'm sorry you used profanity, I'm upset.
25:49I'll see you later.
26:14I'll see you later.
26:17He left me?
26:19Right, right.
26:23Why, I have to trust him.
26:26I cannot spiral.
26:29Huh?
26:30Oh.
26:32Oh.
26:32Yeah.
26:33Why not?
26:35Okay, that's...
26:37That's good, space colon.
26:39Colon?
26:41Colonial.
26:43Colonel.
26:44Space Colonel.
26:46Next stop, Uranus.
26:49I could...
26:50Fuck, I'm already spiraling.
26:53You made me believe you were so close.
26:55So I believed you.
26:57Yes, and you should believe me.
26:58That's our deal.
26:58There is mathematical truth in stating I am so close.
27:02So what does so close mean to you in this context today?
27:07I can't put an actual number on it.
27:10I don't know.
27:11What?
27:14What have you done?
27:15What have I done?
27:16Martin, I didn't want to say you have one job.
27:19Contract is for 30 days.
27:22That's insane!
27:23Well, you said that you were close!
27:2530 days?!
27:28Well, it will work.
27:30I mean, the math says it will and math is never wrong, so...
27:34Now you have 30 days!
27:35No, no, no.
27:36We have 30 days.
27:37Oh, now it's we.
27:38What does it say exactly?
27:39What does the small print say exactly?
27:41It says that we have 30 days to prove that the restoration formula works.
27:46Uh-huh.
27:47Or the patent on our tech...
27:49On my tech, thank you.
27:51Reverts to Hilton, and Hilton sues you.
27:54Sues us.
27:55For fraud.
27:57And you go to jail.
27:59To jail?
28:00Well, can he do that?
28:01He can.
28:02And after 30 days, it goes.
28:05The tech, the lab, the Bob's gone.
28:09But...
28:09But...
28:10Okay, so how do I make...
28:13Uh...
28:14How do I...
28:16How do I make things big again?
28:18Because I...
28:18I have to make things big again.
28:20Well, after 30 days, you can't.
28:25This is...
28:26Actually silly.
28:28I mean, can he actually do this?
28:30Hello?
28:30Yes!
28:31He can!
28:32It says it right here.
28:35Les.
28:38How bad is this?
28:42Okay.
28:47I'm not even gonna ask about the cat.
29:07Hey!
29:08I...
29:08I...
29:09I...
29:09I got you something for Christmas.
29:11Oh!
29:12I...
29:12I...
29:13I didn't get you anything.
29:14Oh!
29:15It's...
29:16It's...
29:16It's okay.
29:16I...
29:17I didn't want you.
29:20Like what Shakespeare used to write with.
29:22You know I like Shakespeare?
29:24Well, everybody knows you like Shakespeare.
29:27Bars guard.
29:28Well, you talk about it a lot.
29:30Yeah.
29:30Yeah.
29:31Um...
29:32You...
29:33You seem a little bit down.
29:34No.
29:35I'm...
29:36Just tired.
29:37Yeah.
29:38I was waiting up last night for someone...
29:41Someone special.
29:43You know?
29:44And it's just...
29:46You know?
29:47Oh, Merry...
29:48Merry Christmas, Richard.
29:49Yeah.
29:50Thank you, Janet.
29:51This is a very thoughtful gift.
29:52So...
29:59Thy returneth...
30:00To thine grind.
30:10Okay.
30:12Buddy...
30:14Any room over here?
30:18Any room over here?
30:23Oh.
30:26Right.
30:27Okay.
30:30Looks good.
30:32Okay.
30:37Oh, God.
30:39Come on.
30:43Okay.
30:45Oh my God.
30:50Oh, there we go.
30:53Guide.
30:58Oh, a classic.
31:01Gamma!
31:06Volume.
31:09We're never turning this off.
31:12Okay, Zachs.
31:15So, we've got popcorn, but no candy.
31:25Oh, less.
31:27That's just for me.
31:37Richard, I need everyone at the top of their game today.
31:39It's a big day.
31:40It could be the day.
31:41Needs to be the day.
31:43Or two.
31:44At the most.
31:50Here are my thoughts.
31:54Adjust the last line on the Maxwell stress sensor to B sub J.
31:58Minus one half times the quantity epsilon naught.
32:02Times E squared plus B squared over mu naught.
32:07Thoughts complete.
32:07Bobs, implement his thoughts.
32:16B sub J minus one half times the quantity of epsilon naught times E squared plus B squared over mu
32:25naught.
32:25Complete.
32:27Carl, implement his thoughts.
32:55Complete.
33:12Let's make history.
33:55Let's make history.
34:02A great attempt in the name of science.
34:05Richard?
34:06Bob the explainer.
34:08Nominal success.
34:10Subject expanded to regular size for 2.1 seconds.
34:14Same as previous attempt.
34:16Result, molecular disequilibrium.
34:19Eraser Bob, C-Medic.
34:20Bring in Fred.
34:22Clean up an aisle everywhere.
34:24Richard?
34:25Waiting on analysis to proceed.
34:27We'll adjust based on your thoughts.
34:30We'll go again.
34:31No, you won't.
34:33If this is your definition of close, we have a big problem.
34:37You working in a bubble with your staff and your secrets ends today.
34:41Moving forward, everything that happens in this lab will be authorized by me.
34:46No, no, no, no, no.
34:50Um, this is not how we work here.
34:52We are making history, okay?
34:55That corn was regular size.
34:58It's incredible.
34:59As a scientist, how can you not see that?
35:01Reports, equipment, results, any spending whatsoever.
35:04Everything you use must be logged up to and including packets of instant oatmeal in the break room.
35:10Can I explain my fiber deficiencies?
35:12Okay, everybody, everybody.
35:13This is Virginia.
35:15Vivian.
35:15Vivian.
35:16I don't know her last name, but she's new here, and she doesn't know how things work.
35:20And, Bob, you don't need to worry about your oatmeal, okay?
35:22Can we just talk about this?
35:25Martin, you know exactly how much money this science circus is hemorrhaging.
35:30I don't care about the money.
35:31Of course you don't.
35:32You spent seven years and several hundred thousand dollars designing your logo.
35:38I had to open the books.
35:39Well, it had to be perfect.
35:41What?
35:42Irresponsible and deeply sad.
35:44Dr. Littlejohn, it's no longer your money.
35:46It's Hilton Smith's money.
35:48This is his lab now, and I run Hilton's lab.
35:51Ergo, I run this lab.
35:53This is unacceptable, and it's ridiculous.
35:55And do, do something.
35:58Okay, no we, no we.
36:00Just me.
36:01I want to talk to Hilton right now.
36:03Well, good luck reaching him.
36:06He's spending the holidays piloting an experimental submersible off the coast of Guam.
36:11Guam?
36:13Guam?
36:13What?
36:14Shut it down.
36:15We'll try again tomorrow, together.
36:19These ladders are an OSHA violation.
36:21You're an OSHA violation!
36:25Dear Harry Jesus!
36:27And I hope Hilton gets crushed into ketchup by 400 atmospheres of pressure!
36:3229 days.
36:33Not helpful.
36:34Not the point!
36:44Oh, what have I done?
36:45Oh, what have I done?
36:47Oh, what have I done?
36:59Midnight, and a rendezvous.
37:06Your eyes held a message tender, saying I surrender.
37:15All my life.
37:16Oh, it's my phone.
37:19Oh, it's my phone!
37:21Oh, oh!
37:25Come, come, come, come, come!
37:27What?
37:39No!
37:41No!
37:42No!
37:44No!
37:49No!
37:50No!
37:51No!
37:51Oh!
37:53Oh!
38:00Fuck, did you just say something?
38:09Am I losing my mind?
38:17I can see me in you.
38:23Do you know?
38:25What?
38:26Ah!
38:27What is that?
38:30Oh, fuck.
38:36I gotta get out of here!
38:43Ow!
38:45Fuck!
38:46Ah!
38:47Ah!
38:52Jesus.
38:53Fuck!
38:54God damn it, let...
38:57For God's sake!
39:02God damn it!
39:10Oh, God damn it, let's go!
39:13Oh, God damn it!
39:15Oh, God damn it!
39:17Oh, God damn it!
39:17Oh, God damn it!
39:17Oh, God damn it!
39:19Oh, God damn it!
39:21Oh, God damn it!
39:22Oh, God damn it!
39:23Oh, God damn it!
39:25Oh, God damn it!
39:26Oh, God damn it!
39:29Oh, God damn it!
39:39Oh, my God.
40:07Oh, my God.
40:37Oh, my God.
40:39Oh, thank you.
40:40Oh, my God.
41:36Oh, my God.
41:47Oh, my God.
42:17Oh, my God.
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