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Love Island (UK) - Season 6 - Episode 42
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00:08Sorry, it's about to get real loud.
00:12It's the eve of the Love Island final and tomorrow one couple will be crowned our winners.
00:17You know Saturday night is going to be fun.
00:21So we've been busy tidying our desks, paying our room service bills and organising the best unseen bits from a
00:28week into a nice, orderly pile.
00:29I mean program.
00:31Yeah, that would do.
00:33Let's see.
00:33We've got.
00:34Hold that.
00:35Hold it.
00:36Outrageous flirting.
00:37Your voice is atrocious, isn't it?
00:39Oh, it's not that bad, is it?
00:40Check.
00:41Sexy dancing.
00:42Scream if you want to go faster!
00:45Check.
00:46The girls looking hot.
00:47What?
00:48You're making me feel sick.
00:50Check.
00:51The boys looking silly.
00:53I'll always sit down for a wee.
00:54Check.
00:55Soppy romance.
00:56Oh my God.
00:57Check.
01:00So let's put this baby to bed.
01:03How old are you by the way?
01:04And get ready for the wrap party.
01:07There you go!
01:09Absolute stupidness.
01:11This is Love Island Unseen Bits.
01:16Yeah, it's good, isn't it?
01:17Oh my God.
01:32I didn't get it!
01:32It's good, isn't it?
01:36I don't know.
01:37I don't know.
01:38Alright.
01:38I'm gonna do it here.
01:40It's fun, it's fun.
01:43I think I've been laughing.
01:44in a bit.
01:44Yeah, it's fun.
01:45grab them snacks and settle in for all the fun.
01:50And if that hasn't got you salivating for more,
01:54here's Ched to sock it to you.
01:58So sit back, relax and watch with the same enjoyment
02:01with which Shanice watches Luke Tee shower.
02:07And with the same enjoyment with which Finn's mum
02:10watches her favourite show.
02:12Do you watch the unseen bits as well on Saturday nights?
02:15They're brilliant.
02:16They're just a bit of...
02:17Because all week you're quite tense, thinking,
02:19I hope tonight goes well,
02:20but you know Saturday night is going to be fun.
02:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:23Thanks, Nicky. I'll give it my best this week.
02:32With the final fast approaching,
02:34the girls were busy pampering themselves this week,
02:36while the boys...
02:39Well, they just sat around and played with their balls.
02:42Quick penalty shootout, boys.
02:44Those shorts are definitely not FIFA approved.
02:47Somit's gonna break!
02:49I get knocked down
02:50I get knocked down
02:52I get knocked down
02:52You're never gonna keep me down
02:53I get knocked down
02:59I get knocked down
03:14And I stopped when I was down
03:16And I stopped when I was down
03:16Oh!
03:17I get knocked down
03:18Oh!
03:18What a save!
03:21Wait!
03:22Oh!
03:23I wonder if Darlington FC train would suck footballs too?
03:27Alright, lads.
03:28Name, position, club.
03:30Take it away
03:31Luke Mabbit, left back.
03:33Love Island
03:34Oh!
03:34Here we go
03:35He's going for the lefty
03:37Oh!
03:40Jamie Clayton, number nine striker
03:42What team?
03:43What team?
03:44Love Island
03:44Yeah!
03:45Yeah!
03:47Oh!
03:49Oh!
03:49Oh!
03:50Billy Tap, set it back
03:51Love Island
03:54Oh!
03:59He steps back
04:00Oh!
04:00Hands on the hat
04:01Fresh trim
04:02Oh!
04:03Ah!
04:06He's just up
04:07To the top
04:08To the top
04:10To the top
04:10Celebrating like a professional football
04:12Oh no wait
04:13He is
04:14Oh!
04:16Oh!
04:18Oh!
04:19Oh!
04:21Oh!
04:22Oh!
04:25Oh, my God
04:27Yeah
04:28I am the fudge
04:30I am team Love Island
04:31And I am
04:42Introduce yourself
04:44I am the Dem Dems, I am a striker and I play for Pumpey
04:48Woo! Pumpey!
04:50Okay, okay, okay
04:51You've got to know the little run aren't you when you've got to go like
04:57Well I think it's fair to say Dem Dems isn't sock rape tees
05:01You're never gonna break my heart
05:09We'd all agree Luke T is a great laugh but he's not just a fun guy
05:14He knows how to chop fun guy
05:16Everyone done with this?
05:18He just doesn't know what to do bro
05:20You've got a mess in the kitchen
05:23How have you got this far?
05:26Bro, I'm actually a top chef
05:38I told you I'm short mate
05:41I'm short
05:42Where did I go from?
05:43This is rude
05:47I always pretend to be crap at things when I can't be arsed
05:49I'll play the next clip
05:59Earlier in the week catering over ordered so the Islanders took part in the challenge
06:03She's a pizza me
06:05You want a piece of me
06:08Pizza me
06:09Warning if you're currently eating pizza
06:10Look away now
06:11The aim of the challenge I think was for the boys to throw pizza toppings at the girls who were
06:17the pizza bases
06:18In order to make their best pizza
06:19Got it? No?
06:21Well it doesn't matter anyway
06:22Come on babes
06:23First off a delicious saucy tomato sauce
06:32Is this what the dolmeo family gets up to on holidays?
06:35I'm not sure what the dolmeo family gets up to on holidays
06:49No!
06:51No!
06:52No!
06:53No!
06:53No!
06:54No!
06:54No!
06:55No!
06:56No!
06:58No!
06:58No!
06:58No!
07:00No!
07:03No!
07:04You have to go too high!
07:06Ah!
07:07You're just getting on me fun!
07:11Yes!
07:11That's a good one
07:12So the lardle, or the ladle
07:15The ladle
07:16Tomato
07:17Tomato
07:28with the tomato base perfectly tossed Nick star it was on door the pizza
07:34darpings that's right Jess Jesus you're catching technique is proven I do
07:58this every day you were throwing things no you are actually I know they're thinking I'm there for
08:04dancing in it shake a baby shake it cuz I love when you take them I like to call my
08:14throwing technique
08:14the swan I would sort of leap in the air as a ballet dancer I'm gonna say stop I'm gonna
08:21tell
08:32the next stage was to a check out the everything
08:46oh my god I'm gonna vomit
08:50oh you make me feel sick I just stood there like an absolute I will see you with this pizza
09:00base
09:00getting food and
09:30you know the challenge just made me hungry not even crazy pizza that is why
09:38oh did you nick some of my peppers you are you nick some of my peppers yes I did throw
09:43a mushroom back at
09:54shed
09:56boys will be boys it gets boys will be boys
10:04and with all that the winners were Callum and Molly but here's sore losers Paige and Finn with the last
10:10word challenge wins I look like pizza sharing is caring and once you've had four you don't need any more
10:27here's an unseen clip of couples Luke M and Demi and Jess and Chad having fun with their hands no
10:34not like that shame on you
10:36whoever loses has to think of a good punishment
10:41yeah
10:41yeah
10:42oh my god
10:43oh my god
10:44he's going to make it on for you lose
10:46I think he loses he licks it okay let's go because then it will pick a stone okay
10:51rock paper scissors
10:53yes
10:54yes
10:55yes
10:55yes
10:56yes
10:56yes
10:56yes
10:57yes
10:58yes
10:58yes
10:59yes
11:00yes
11:00yes
11:00yes
11:06yes
11:07yes
11:07yes
11:09as a
11:10ok
11:12yes
11:13yes
11:13yes
11:29ok
11:30I was
11:31No, no, no!
11:39You told her!
11:40Didn't even hold it down, like two times!
11:44You're sorry?
11:45Yeah!
11:45And that's dry!
11:54French is the language of love,
11:56and here's an unseen clip that proves just that.
11:58Oh-la-la, Monsieur T.
12:01I was learning French before I came in, you know.
12:04Were you?
12:05Is there any reason, or did you just want to...?
12:07Because it's sexy.
12:09Yeah!
12:11This is a good thing that you have,
12:13because we need to go to Disneyland Paris.
12:17True.
12:18Go on, teach me some.
12:19Let's say, I would like to...
12:21I want to know where Aladdin is, please.
12:24Yeah.
12:24Je voudrais savoir...
12:26Je voudrais savoir...
12:28Again.
12:29It's like a silky word.
12:31Like, savoir...
12:32Yeah, and then roll the R.
12:34Savoir...
12:36Go on.
12:38Savoir...
12:38Yeah, that would do.
12:40Okay.
12:40All together.
12:42Vous...
12:42No.
12:44Je voudrais...
12:46There we go.
12:48There we go.
12:48Savoir...
12:49There we go.
12:50Ou...
12:51Yeah.
12:53Aladdin...
12:57Aladdin.
12:58I don't know how they say Aladdin, I'm just guessing.
13:01Where is Aladdin?
13:02Where is Aladdin?
13:04Eh.
13:04Eh.
13:05Is...
13:05Is.
13:06Eh.
13:07Eh.
13:08Okay, so...
13:09And then we say please and thank you, so...
13:11S'il vous plaît.
13:13S'il vous plaît.
13:15S'il vous plaît.
13:15S'il vous plaît.
13:16Yeah.
13:16And then it would either be monsieur, if it's a man, or madame, if it's a woman.
13:21Okay, let's go from the beginning.
13:23Come on.
13:23I would like...
13:25You need to remember this.
13:26Je voudrais...
13:28Vous.
13:29Oh, yeah.
13:30Je voudrais...
13:31Je voudrais...
13:32Savoir...
13:33Je voudrais...
13:35Savoir...
13:36Ou...
13:37Aladdin.
13:40Aladdin.
13:41Yeah.
13:42Eh...
13:43Yeah.
13:44S'il vous plaît.
13:45Hey.
13:45Yeah.
13:46And is it a man or a woman?
13:48Madame.
13:49Madame.
13:50All together.
13:52Vous.
13:53No.
13:54Oh.
13:55Je voudrais...
13:57There we go.
13:59There we go.
13:59Savoir...
14:00There we go.
14:01Ou...
14:02Yeah.
14:02Aladdin.
14:03Yeah.
14:05Eh.
14:06Eh.
14:07S'il vous plaît, madame.
14:10Time for a break.
14:11So pop for a oui-oui and we'll see you in a more.
14:14Bonjour.
14:26I want you to be more normal.
14:28Welcome back.
14:30To Love Island Unseen bit.
14:32Or as Luke T would call it.
14:35Il est d'amour, invisible le morceau.
14:39You didn't know I had that in my locker, did you?
14:42But I'm not the only one with worldly knowledge.
14:46Whereabouts in Ireland are you from?
14:48You're not Irish, right?
14:50I'm Scottish, mate.
14:52OK, no.
14:53Oh.
14:54Well, they're good at astrology.
14:55I know that Taurus and Pisces are meant to be compatible.
14:59Compatible.
15:00Compatible.
15:00Compatible.
15:01Right, well I don't fucking know.
15:02I give up.
15:03Stick to what you know, guys.
15:04And apparently, that's cloud watching.
15:06It looks like a little dog, to be honest.
15:08Aww.
15:08You can barely see now.
15:10Oh my god, it's got bigger now.
15:11How weird is that?
15:13Oh, now it looks like a...
15:14Whale!
15:15Yes.
15:16Seahorse, seahorse.
15:17Seahorse.
15:17And now it looks like...
15:19A crab.
15:20Like a willy.
15:21Jellyfish.
15:22A willy.
15:23A fucking willy with a bell end.
15:25No.
15:25No.
15:26Weather report, Cloudy with a chance of genitalia.
15:34Here's the Islanders in the kitchen getting into a heated bread debate.
15:38Although technically, that would be toast, wouldn't it?
15:41Oh, there's white bread there.
15:43Do you want some white bread as well?
15:45I might put in two pieces.
15:47I might put in two pieces.
15:48I'll have an end piece if you want.
15:50Do you want the end piece, do you?
15:52Mmm.
15:53I need to melt that a bit because it's just...
15:54Who else likes an end piece?
15:56A heel.
15:57I don't mind a topper.
15:58Do you call it a heel?
15:59But...
15:59Let's call it an end piece, but I'm going to start calling it a heel.
16:02A topper.
16:03A topper?
16:04It's called a topper.
16:05What is it called?
16:06A topper.
16:07We call it the heel of the bread.
16:08Heel of the bread.
16:09No.
16:09I have never heard that before in my life.
16:11You've never heard that?
16:11No.
16:12Oh, my God.
16:12I like both of them.
16:13It is definitely a topper.
16:14Paige.
16:16What do you call the end of bread?
16:18The Outsider.
16:19Oh, my God.
16:20Awful.
16:20The Outsider?
16:22Nothing.
16:23What do you call it?
16:23The heel.
16:25Aw, shut up, man.
16:25It's just the end of the bloody bread.
16:27It's a heel.
16:28That's too long.
16:29It's definitely a topper.
16:31No.
16:31Definitely the end of the bread.
16:32End of the bread.
16:33Way too long, man.
16:34I know.
16:34No.
16:35You're all wrong.
16:36It's a crust.
16:44It's week six and it's important, much like my mum used to tell me.
16:48Ian, make your own fun.
16:51I'm not here to amuse you.
16:53So, much like these lot, I resorted to wearing wigs.
16:57Hang on a minute.
16:58What?
16:59Whose wig is this?
17:01Mine, of course.
17:03You're putting it all wrong.
17:04Where is my bloke?
17:05I think it's up there.
17:06It's a bandwagon.
17:08Oh, my God.
17:10Oh, my God.
17:11Oh, my God.
17:11Oh, my God.
17:13Do it.
17:13It's Rick James.
17:15Rick James.
17:20Scream if you want to go faster.
17:24Oh, my God.
17:26That is mad.
17:27I'm in tears.
17:29Oh, that's sick.
17:30Do you reckon it'll fit my head?
17:31Yeah.
17:32Probably.
17:33Wait, okay, wait.
17:34Let me put that there.
17:35Go on.
17:36Go back.
17:37Go and find a moment.
17:38And now fling it back.
17:39Jesus!
17:43Oh, my God.
17:44Oh, my God.
17:48He looks like Ozzy Osbourne.
17:50He does look like Ozzy.
17:51You look like Ozzy.
17:53Yeah.
17:55Oh, my God.
17:57Let me in space.
17:59Sharon!
18:00Hold that bit on your head, yeah, and let me put it back.
18:05Oh, you look like Ollie.
18:08Oh, you look like Ollie.
18:09I was back.
18:15Smile.
18:18Hey, are you waiting, Matt Hardy or Jeff Hardy?
18:20One of the wrestlers.
18:25It doesn't help that you look pretty as well, does it?
18:28Little mix have let themselves go.
18:36Ever the observant voiceover artist that I am,
18:39this week I've noticed Finn paying particular attention
18:42to the process of how a girl gets ready.
18:44But why?
18:46So talk me through what you're doing then.
18:48Applying the foundations.
18:49Applying the foundations.
18:50It's like building a house, isn't it?
18:51It really is, isn't it?
18:53See, everyone's different though.
18:55I start with my eyebrows first.
18:56Yeah, I was getting mixed caked in foundation after though.
19:00Why'd you ask, Finn?
19:05Okay, I like this.
19:06Where's that?
19:07I mean, I don't know quite how it goes.
19:11That's how it would look on.
19:13Okay, Finn.
19:15Where's that?
19:17I don't really...
19:18I don't know how I feel about that.
19:21That's how it'd look?
19:23Amazing, darling.
19:26Erm...
19:28What are you up to, Finlay?
19:38Oh, nice legs.
19:42I hope he wears that for the final.
19:46I can see it now.
19:48Gawk Finn, the man with a feminine touch.
19:52I'd love some tips, Finn.
19:54Would you?
19:55Yeah.
19:55Hit me.
19:56Okay.
19:57Erm...
19:57So, you've got a little cheetah print going on.
20:00Yeah.
20:01Erm...
20:01I like the black shoes.
20:03Thanks.
20:03And I like the hair.
20:05I think it's spot on.
20:06Thank you!
20:07Anyone else on here or not?
20:18Early in the week, the Islanders were thrust into parenthood as they had to prove they could
20:22hack it as mums and dads.
20:25As usual, the first thought for a lot of them was making sure their baby was looking...
20:29and smelling...
20:31again.
20:32What are you doing?
20:34He smells like Gucci back now.
20:36He's a Gucci baby.
20:37He didn't spray blueing fragrance on a baby's face.
20:41He went on his neck.
20:42No, it didn't.
20:42He went all over his face.
20:44Ooh.
20:45He sprayed it on a baby's face.
20:47He went all in his eye.
20:53BOOM!
20:54BOOM!
20:57BOOM!
20:58BOOM!
21:00BOOM!
21:01BOOM!
21:04BOOM!
21:05BOOM!
21:05BOOM!
21:06BOOM!
21:07BOOM!
21:07BOOM!
21:08BOOM!
21:10BOOM!
21:11BOOM!
21:11BOOM!
21:12My baby's going to suck you up, baby!
21:17BOOM!
21:19BOOM!
21:19BOOM!
21:22BOOM!
21:22It wasn't long before the Islanders got the hang of it though, and they were keen to regale
21:26the kids with tales from before their time.
21:29Right, okay, so do you want to see pictures from Sean Paul night?
21:32Oh, you weren't here, were you?
21:34Right, so this is me and Molly.
21:37This is what we wore.
21:39Do you like the outfits?
21:41I think they're really good outfits.
21:43What would you rate them out of ten?
21:44That would take ten.
21:46Yeah, probably a good seven and a half, I agree.
21:50What about this one?
21:53This is just a selfie.
21:55No?
21:56Oh, okay, I'll delete that one.
21:59Oh, do you like the selfies?
22:01Do you reckon this is Insta-worthy or not?
22:03Yeah?
22:04Yeah?
22:06Yeah, it's good, isn't it?
22:07Yeah, I might post that.
22:09Oh, yeah!
22:12That's a good one, I'm going to favourite that one, just because you said that.
22:16Meanwhile, Finn had already mastered the art of storytime.
22:20There was one story I'll tell you about your Nan and Gramp, right?
22:24So, I was playing badminton outside the front of my house with my Dad, your Gramp.
22:30And I cracked my knee open, right?
22:33Anyway, Mum come home, she was out getting the Chinese.
22:36That's your Nan, that is.
22:38So she sees it, and then she goes, oh, bloody hell, that's really bad.
22:41Like, my knee was bleeding, Darcy, it was really bad.
22:44And then they said, oh, we're going to have to take you to an A&E.
22:47I said, yeah, damn right you are.
22:49My leg was almost hanging off.
22:52Then my Mum said, we'll just eat this Chinese and then we'll go.
22:55So I were laid there, Darcy, with my leg up in the air, blood pouring out of it,
22:59whilst my Mum and Dad, your Nan and Gramp, were eating their chow mein.
23:03I wouldn't do that to you, Darcy.
23:05I wouldn't.
23:06I'd take you straight there.
23:08I'd probably eat the Chinese on the way there.
23:11How old are you, by the way?
23:13About two?
23:16Be fair, Finn, Chinese is never as nice if you have to reheat it.
23:21Out in the garden, Luke M was willing to go to any length to make sure his son had everything
23:27he wanted.
23:28We need them camo shoes.
23:30OK, I'll do what I can do.
23:32Go.
23:32Go, go, go.
23:33You got this shirt.
23:39Hey, girl.
23:40Hey, girl.
23:41I can visit you whilst my baby's being attacked by his daddy.
23:44I'm absolutely loving this Mum life.
23:46Do you like it?
23:46Like, honestly, this is a bit of me.
23:49I absolutely love it.
23:50Oh, it's so cute.
23:52You all right?
23:52How are you?
23:54I'm good.
23:55You got the sun cream, you got...
23:59No, don't put it on the baby.
24:00No, I'm putting it on me.
24:03Have you not put any on?
24:05Can you put the spray one on me?
24:07Yeah.
24:08Thanks.
24:10Well, Ollie, you guys did it.
24:14Enjoy.
24:15Thank you, baby.
24:16No worries.
24:19Do you like crap at them?
24:21Where did you put them?
24:21Where?
24:23Oh, sick.
24:24As if I didn't even see you taking it.
24:25I know.
24:26That's us, I am.
24:30He looks sick.
24:32He looks sick.
24:33He looks sick.
24:34Our baby is unreal.
24:37You cheeky wee monkeys.
24:45Everyone has their own style of parenting.
24:48And looks squared were no exception.
24:50Come here.
24:51Come here.
24:53Come here.
24:55It's all right.
25:03Do you want to get the frig out of my baby's prom?
25:06Hell no.
25:07Push me about.
25:08Come here.
25:09Come here.
25:10Come here.
25:14Even though you're an absolute rascal.
25:17Yes?
25:18You want to be his godparent.
25:19Oh, man.
25:21No.
25:21Come on.
25:22I'll let you be his godparent.
25:25Oh, sick.
25:27Oh, you fucker.
25:31Oh.
25:33Oh.
25:34Demi, I think Luke might need changing.
25:36I'm gone.
25:37I'm gone.
25:37See you in a more.
25:48You make me so happy.
25:52Welcome back to Unseen Bits.
25:54You decided against string quartets and going on safari and chose to watch us instead.
26:00I know it's only been six weeks, but we love you too.
26:05Yeah.
26:06It's the penultimate part, but don't worry.
26:09There's still loads of unseen stuff you never knew you needed.
26:12Do you put the toilet seat up?
26:14I sit down.
26:15Sometimes I sit down, bro.
26:16I always sit down for a wee.
26:18Sometimes it just turns into a ship.
26:20Yeah.
26:20Right.
26:21That's enough nonsense for now.
26:23There's still way too many Islanders for this part of the show.
26:26It's about time we sent some home.
26:29After the Islanders had voted who they thought were the least compatible couple,
26:33it left five pairs vulnerable of being dumped from the island.
26:39The public votes saved Luke M and Demi and Jess and Ched, leaving three couples at risk.
26:47Your votes meant that Jamie and Natalia were the next couple to leave the villa
26:51and everyone was so stunned they forgot to follow them to the front door to say goodbye.
27:02Then it was the Islanders' turn to decide who was next,
27:05as they had to save one of Mike and Priscilla or Callum and Molly.
27:12Mike and Priscilla.
27:14Callum and Molly.
27:15Mike and Priscilla.
27:17Mike and Priscilla.
27:18Mike and Priscilla were saved,
27:20and the Lancashire lovebirds Callum and Molly were dumped from the villa.
27:26Ah, don't worry.
27:30Callum was never very good with his words,
27:32but here's an unseen attempt at an emotional farewell.
27:36It's been the best five weeks.
27:39I don't know what else to say.
27:40Go on.
27:41Me?
27:42Come on, Molly, give me a little speech.
27:43Oh, don't make me do a speech.
27:44I'm sure that's speeches.
27:46Right, fuck off.
27:46Top speech, yeah, kid.
27:49See you down Trafford centre in the sunshine, eh.
27:58Anyone want to close the door?
28:00No?
28:01Fair enough.
28:10If you ever wonder what people from Milton Keynes sound like,
28:13then it's absolutely nothing like this.
28:16All right, Gies.
28:17All right, Gies.
28:18Get a pint.
28:19All right, Gies.
28:20Let me get San Miguel, please.
28:22San Miguel, please.
28:24Please.
28:25Pins.
28:27A pint of San Miguel, please.
28:30I'll have a pint of San Miguel and whatever she's having.
28:33I'll have a pint of San Miguel and whatever she's having.
28:36I'll have a pint of San Miguel and whatever she's having.
28:39I'll have a pint of San Miguel and whatever she's having.
28:41I'll have a pint of San Miguel and whatever she's having.
28:43I'm good, aren't I?
28:43You're going to stick out like a sore bum.
28:45Says, yeah.
28:46Pint of San Miguel, bag of salted peanuts.
28:49That's my order.
28:50Oh, you weird dog.
28:52Pint of San Miguel, bag of salted peanuts.
28:55Gies.
29:01You're funny
29:01You're funny
29:03Alright Finn
29:04I'd like to see you go to Glasgow
29:06And order a bottle of Bucky and a Pizza Crunch
29:15You've got to love Mike and Priscilla
29:17Their fellow islanders may give them stick
29:19For being cringy or vain
29:21And what do they do?
29:23Have a photo shoot?
29:24Good on them
29:26Shall I face the camera?
29:33You can face me now
29:40Next position
29:44Are you doing a video?
29:46Yeah
29:47She got me
29:49She got me
29:50Alright cool
29:53So stay posing
29:55I love you
29:57He's so silly
29:58Alright take a picture of me now
30:01Okay mommy
30:02I have to put my glasses on
30:03Oh my glasses are too big though for the picture
30:05You got it?
30:06One, two, three
30:11Hold that, hold it
30:17One more
30:18Oh yes
30:21Welcome to MB Studios
30:25Mikey B Studios
30:26Are you ready?
30:27Wait until they find out they've got to give the phones back
30:36Oh my word it's nearly part four
30:39I've got another nipple growing of them
30:41And no one said anything that ridiculous yet
30:44This fucking Hespero smells like fucking old people
30:46It must be time for
30:49Did you seriously just say that?
30:53You lot should have put the oven on
30:55You should have preheated the oven
30:57But the oven's not hot now
31:00So
31:00What if I slap it on now?
31:02It'll start melting
31:03It could do
31:09It's gotta be
31:10Which one is it then?
31:11That one?
31:12Yeah
31:14Fan assisted
31:15I did turn down the volume
31:18Did you seriously just say that?
31:27They say men are from Mars and women are from Venus
31:29Well one thing's for sure
31:31Girls are still pretty alien to our boys
31:33Guys have you learnt anything new about women
31:36After living with them for so long?
31:38Yeah don't get a pull
31:39Because they won't never go in it
31:43That's very true
31:45I've learnt that they take tomato ketchup into the showers
31:49Yeah
31:50That's a new one
31:51I learnt that as well
31:52They take tomato ketchup into the shower?
31:54Yeah because it stops their hair going different colours
31:56Shut up
31:58Yeah
31:58That's not true
31:59No it is
32:00Yeah that's true
32:00I've learnt that
32:03Women take ages to get ready
32:06Literally ages
32:07Four hours
32:09I've learnt that some women
32:11Do their make up
32:12To come and sit by the pool
32:14I don't get that
32:16To sweat it all off
32:17To sweat it all off
32:18Bear in mind they're not going in the pool
32:20So it won't get ruined
32:21But I've learnt it's easier
32:23Just to nod and say yes
32:25Yes
32:27Absolutely
32:28I agree with that
32:28Just agree with everything
32:30Agree with everything
32:32Even when they're wrong
32:33Even when they're wrong
32:35Even when they're wrong
32:35They're right
32:36Especially when they're wrong
32:37Happy wife happy life
32:39So that is
32:41Did you know what you didn't learn Finn
32:43That at some point Paige will see this
32:54Everyone's coupled up in the villa
32:56Oh my days
32:59We're not sitting here
32:59We're not sitting here
33:01Love is in the air
33:02Yeah
33:02Yeah and it still looks
33:03AHHHHH
33:04Has it gone?
33:05Oh my god has it gone?
33:07Jesus
33:08That was big that
33:09What is there possibly to be scared of?
33:12That was me
33:13Oh my god
33:14In this week's
33:18Islanders get scared by something
33:39More exclusive bits
33:41After the break
33:43It's time for one of you lot at home
33:44To win a smashing £30,000
33:46And a seven night holiday
33:48To the fabulous South Africa
33:49Don't say we don't spoil you
33:51Courtesy of Just Eat
33:52We're flying you and four mates
33:54Out to Cape Town
33:55For a taste of the
33:56Five star Love Island lifestyle
33:58Loaded with £30,000
34:00Tax free cash
34:01Care check
34:02For a chance to win all of this
34:05Just text LOVE
34:06To 655-4
34:08Text costs £2
34:09Plus one standard network rate message
34:11Go to the website
34:12Entries cost £2
34:13Or post your name in number 2
34:16LV20
34:17P.O. Box 7558
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34:19DE1
34:20Zero and Q
34:21Entrance must be 18 or over
34:23Paid entries close at 4pm
34:24On Monday the 24th of February
34:25Good luck
34:43Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits
34:45And the final Unseen Bits of the series
34:47And I want to make it a good one
34:50My secret trick is my self confidence tape
34:55I like to play it to myself during the dumpings
34:57To really get me in the mood for the voiceover
35:01Ian, you are amazing
35:03I am amazing
35:06Ian, you are the best VO artist in the land
35:09I am the best VO artist in the land
35:14You are big
35:15Strong
35:15And confident
35:18I am big
35:19Strong
35:19And confident
35:20Try it on a fucking TV show
35:22You guys
35:24Shit, have I been playing that into the villa?
35:28Sorry Paige, as you were
35:30Right, I need to finish this tape
35:32You lot watch this unseen bit of philosophy chat
35:36No, seriously
35:37What do you reckon came first, the chicken or the egg?
35:41Er, it's got to be
35:45It's got to be the egg
35:46No, it's got to be the chicken, sorry
35:47Surely God would make an egg first
35:50Why would he make an egg first
35:51When he could just touch straight to the point?
35:53So he would just snap a whole chicken out
35:54Yeah, he would
35:55What do you think?
35:57Egg came from a fish
36:02Fucking fish
36:03We came from sea animals
36:06Did we though?
36:08How do you know that?
36:09Monkeys
36:09Fossils
36:10How do you know that mate?
36:11Fossils
36:11No, there's no fossils saying we come from
36:14It was evolution
36:15We came from monkeys, yeah, didn't we?
36:17Yeah, but where did the monkeys come from?
36:18They come from God
36:19No
36:20They come from somewhere
36:21Brother Charles Darwin says otherwise
36:24Who?
36:25Isaac Newton says otherwise
36:28He's on about apples and gravity here
36:31He doesn't have a scooby about animals
36:35Who's Charles?
36:36Charles Dickens
36:37Darwin
36:37Darwin
36:39Dickens, Darwin, who cares?
36:41Neither of them will help you explain
36:43How a fish gave birth to a chicken
36:51Earlier in the week
36:52You saw the Islanders take part
36:53In the legendary annual talent competition
36:57Go
36:59Go
36:59Go by the 2020, I love you
37:00Where we saw all of this
37:04This
37:06And a little bit of this
37:08But what you didn't see was all the hard work
37:11Great determination and dedication
37:13Behind the scenes
37:14Partly because
37:15There wasn't that much to be honest
37:17What the hell are we going to do in a talent show?
37:19So we could just do like
37:21Just basic exercise
37:22Is that talent?
37:25Well not everyone can do it can they?
37:27What are we going to do?
37:28Sing?
37:29Nah
37:30Oh no
37:30Your voice is atrocious
37:31Oh it's not that bad is it?
37:33Nah it's not bad
37:34We've got a dance
37:36Never done a dance routine in my entire life
37:39It's right we're going to do it together
37:40Yeah
37:40Come up with a few moves
37:41Yeah
37:42Because I'm sorry but I ain't going out there half hearted
37:44Oh no
37:44It's got to be on point
37:45I ain't doing it
37:46Exactly
37:47What's your like
37:48Your talents are
37:49Metallics
37:51But I don't really have many actually
37:53Oh fuck off
37:54I'm nervous mate
37:57Okay
38:09Sorry it's about to get real loud
38:21We're not doing it
38:23We're not doing it
38:26Oh that's so much
38:28That's the technique
38:29There we go
38:32I'm shaking like a shirt on doggers
38:36That means I'm nervous
38:40Uh
38:45Okay
38:47This is going to end tragic
38:48Come on
38:50Oh my god
38:54Am I light or heavy?
38:56No you're light
38:56This is actually really comfy
38:59Wow
39:00Yeah
39:00Okay
39:06No I can't do it
39:09Okay
39:15There you go
39:16See he did it
39:17Look
39:21No pressure
39:26Okay
39:27Don't call us
39:28We'll call you
39:42For the past few weeks
39:43You've been voting in your millions
39:45However
39:46This week
39:47I wanted to know
39:48What the Islanders best moment
39:50In the Love Island Villa has been
39:51And this week's
39:53Feature Bonanza
39:57Best moment
39:59Okay
40:00I've had so many amazing moments in this villa
40:04I can't even tell you
40:05It's probably like the funniest moment of my life
40:07And it's so immature
40:08But it was just so funny
40:10So I was on the beanbags
40:11And Rebecca lets out the most massive fart
40:17You could not play off as the beanbag
40:19No
40:20Rebecca was that you?
40:22It was so funny
40:26The funniest moment
40:29Mike fell forward in that gunk in that challenge
40:35It's just how did that happen?
40:39Funniest moment for me was watching Callum walk straight into a glass window
40:47I don't think anything can really top that
40:51Natalia's pram falling in the pool
40:55The pram!
40:55The pram!
40:56Oh my god
41:02Probably watching original Connor do the strip tease
41:06Come on
41:14That was ridiculously funny
41:16Come on John
41:22My sweetest moment was when Finn asked me to be his girlfriend
41:25Will you be my girlfriend?
41:30Wait, say that one more time
41:34Will you be my girlfriend?
41:35It was lovely
41:36It was very nice
41:38Cause we are stars
41:40We are lives
41:43One of the best
41:44Walking back from Casa Ramor
41:45And seeing Paige
41:46Single
41:46We are planets in the sky
41:50We're empty
41:51Fuck for that
41:53I've never been so nervous in here
41:55How are you feeling?
41:56Surprised
41:59Go, go, go get each other
42:01Go get your girl
42:04When my Mikey asked me to be his girlfriend
42:08I want to ask you something
42:10Go on
42:12It was magical
42:14It was
42:15I don't think
42:15I've had anything sweeter
42:18It would be an honour
42:20If I could call you my girlfriend
42:25Unreal
42:26That's definitely my best moment
42:32The sweetest moment is just
42:34It's waking up next to Jess every day
42:37Every day we're just getting better and better
42:40My best moment has got to be when Luke T asked me to be his girlfriend
42:46To find your prince you must quest to the peak
42:49It was how he done it, you know, the whole fairytale plan
42:53Answer this correctly to get past the giant in the way
42:58Yeah, it was a moment I'll never ever forget
43:00I want to ask you if you want to be my girlfriend
43:03Oh, 100%
43:07My best moment personally was walking in with Luke M
43:14We were so excited
43:15We were dancing, trying to make ourselves calm down
43:18I think actually in terms of like sweetest moment
43:21Was when Shanice and Luke T set up our first little picnic date on the daybed
43:26What the fuck?
43:28We hope you enjoy your evening
43:29Have fun
43:31And then we shared our first kiss at the end
43:34So put a little love on me
43:37I think that was my sweetest moment with Luke M
43:40Without a doubt
43:42Going in with Luke T
43:45I don't think my Love Island journey would be the same without him
43:49And I wouldn't want it to be any other way
43:51Exactly
43:53That was this week's
43:54Beach up in Nanza
44:04And that ladies and gentlemen is that
44:07Six amazing weeks ago
44:09The classic Cape Town 2020
44:11Enrolled on a crash undergraduate course of love
44:17They've grafted
44:19You are mustard and I'm having your own time
44:21They've been schooled
44:26They've excelled in biology
44:29They've even fallen asleep at their desks
44:32But after all their coursework
44:34It's time for their last exam
44:37The Love Island Final
44:42And you at home decides who graduates with a first
44:48Tune in tomorrow night
44:50For the Love Island Final
44:52Up star and Duel
44:56And you as a family member
44:56Go Run
44:57Wow
44:58Wait
44:59Wow
45:00Wow
45:00oo
45:04Ooh
45:05Wow
45:05Wow
45:08Wow
45:09Wow
45:09Wow
45:10Wow
45:10Wow
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