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Swipe Wright Dating 101 - (2026) ✅ FULL EP
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00:00:00Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
00:00:02Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life. Come on.
00:00:07Surprise!
00:00:11Tim?
00:00:13Tanya, what the hell?
00:00:15What are you doing here, Lily?
00:00:17Tanya, you're my best friend. How could you do this?
00:00:19We both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:00:31What are you doing?
00:00:32I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright!
00:00:42You are gonna throw away, what, our entire relationship?
00:00:45Because we didn't match on some stupid dating app!
00:00:49Our app?
00:00:51We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is to have simply confirmed the fear of what
00:00:57you've become.
00:01:01What?
00:01:02Oh, I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:01:17Ah.
00:01:35You see me?
00:01:46Break up?
00:01:55Yep.
00:01:57My girlfriend, well, ex-girlfriend, tried to hit me in the head with a golf club.
00:02:06My boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, who's sleeping with my best friend.
00:02:11Ouch.
00:02:14How about I buy us a drink, and you can tell me about it.
00:02:20Okay.
00:02:23That's all that says is an invitation for something more.
00:02:26Oh.
00:02:27Of course not.
00:02:28I would never take advantage.
00:02:32Ma'am, I'll have two more of whatever she was having.
00:02:43It's a heartbreak.
00:02:46Finding true love.
00:02:54It's a heartbreak.
00:02:59Finding true love.
00:03:05In fact, I'm sorry.
00:03:20I have to follow the same-books by가� considere the house.
00:03:21We all want to do something new.
00:03:21I can turn the house off.
00:03:21I can turn the house off.
00:03:22It's all in the seat of the room.
00:03:24I can turn the house off.
00:03:25I can turn the house off, but it's all the time.
00:03:32I can turn the house off.
00:04:33Who's there?
00:04:37I hope you don't mind.
00:04:39I raided your fridge.
00:04:41Oh, you didn't have to...
00:04:48Um...
00:04:50We didn't...
00:04:51You know...
00:04:52With all due respect, I wouldn't have sex with anyone who was as drunk as either of us last night.
00:05:00Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
00:05:02Oh, thank God.
00:05:05Not that I wouldn't want...
00:05:06I mean, you're very...
00:05:09You're a very attractive man.
00:05:11I'm Mr...
00:05:14Mr...
00:05:15Right.
00:05:16Right.
00:05:18Jake.
00:05:19Right, how can I forget?
00:05:22You put my name in your phone as Mr. Right.
00:05:25Your idea, not mine.
00:05:34I almost forgot.
00:05:54Oh, sorry.
00:05:56I...
00:05:57Wait, I...
00:05:58I thought you slept on the couch.
00:06:02I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
00:06:05And I said you felt the same.
00:06:07Sorry, I...
00:06:10I get a little flirty...
00:06:11When I'm drunk.
00:06:14Oh, and I'll mind it one bit.
00:06:17By the way, there's a new dating app that just came out called LoveSweb.
00:06:21Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
00:06:23Okay, well, this one's a bit...
00:06:24Especially that one.
00:06:25I mean, even the name is just...
00:06:28Oh, well, I hope you give it a shot.
00:06:32Because I think you deserve to find real love.
00:07:08LoveSweb is going to make a lot of people very happy.
00:07:12Take care, please.
00:07:16Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
00:07:21Once I'm finished, you'll be mine.
00:07:25Forever.
00:07:27All mine.
00:07:37What do you want, Tanya?
00:07:39Can we please just talk?
00:07:42I want my best friend back.
00:07:45Too damn bad.
00:07:46I don't want to hear it.
00:07:47Now, please, can you go?
00:07:49Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you, and you're not being reasonable.
00:07:53Reasonable?
00:07:55Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend,
00:07:58and you're telling me to be reasonable?
00:08:00Oh, no.
00:08:03No.
00:08:05Lily, stop.
00:08:06Lily, stop.
00:08:08Stop.
00:08:09I love you, and I know you don't want to hear this,
00:08:11but there is somebody out there for you.
00:08:14It's okay.
00:08:16Hey, Lily.
00:08:19Lily, I want you to be in love,
00:08:21and I want you to be happy, but...
00:08:27What is that?
00:08:39That jerk, he lied to me!
00:08:58Love Swipe uses a unique approach,
00:09:02with potential for true love guaranteed on every match,
00:09:05and recognized love on the seventh date.
00:09:08So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
00:09:13That's right.
00:09:14And with restrained, tasteful marketing,
00:09:17like you brilliant people execute every single day,
00:09:19everyone will be guaranteed true love.
00:09:22Love Swipe.
00:09:23That's perfect.
00:09:25Thank you for your time,
00:09:26and I think this is the beginning of a very fruitful business relationship.
00:09:39How are the eggs?
00:09:40You fucking day-wrapped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:45You fucking day-wrapped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:50I never want to see you again!
00:09:58I need a drink.
00:10:01Mr. Wright?
00:10:02You're going to be a very rich man.
00:10:05Your life is about to change, sir.
00:10:24And just like that,
00:10:26I'll be able to manipulate Love Swipe.
00:10:31I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
00:10:34And then you'll come crawling back.
00:10:37But,
00:10:38just in case.
00:10:39Dustin, how's it going in there?
00:10:41All set, boss.
00:10:42Cameras in every room.
00:10:45Perfect.
00:10:47It's time for the contingency.
00:10:58The last three years of my life
00:10:59have led to this.
00:11:03I'm going to make the world fall in love,
00:11:05and I'm finally going to meet the woman of my dreams.
00:11:09Here's to you,
00:11:10gorgeous,
00:11:11whoever you are.
00:11:24I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
00:11:27I'm just a girl hanging out with her best friend
00:11:29and her ex-boyfriend who cheated on her.
00:11:31Life's a dream.
00:11:33Lily, I'm telling you,
00:11:34you need to download Love Swipe.
00:11:36She's right, Lily.
00:11:37This app is different.
00:11:39Are you even listening to yourself?
00:11:41You downloaded a dating app
00:11:42while you were in a relationship.
00:11:43Lily, one day you're going to look back at this.
00:11:45No.
00:11:46If either of you says one more word
00:11:47about that stupid app,
00:11:48I swear I'm going to scream.
00:11:54Lily, this is serendipity.
00:11:56What is?
00:11:57Love Swipe.
00:11:58It just released a new update.
00:11:59Oh my God.
00:12:00Are you serious right now?
00:12:02You're trying it.
00:12:03No the hell I'm not.
00:12:04Give me that back.
00:12:06You'll thank me later
00:12:07when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
00:12:11Fine.
00:12:12Fine.
00:12:13I'll try your stupid app
00:12:14just to prove that both of you
00:12:15were horrible people
00:12:16and I'll never forgive you.
00:12:20No way.
00:12:32You can't pee.
00:12:34Well, the app doesn't lie.
00:12:37I'm coming for you, beautiful.
00:12:41This is the guy who date raped me.
00:12:43He what?
00:12:44Here's the plan.
00:12:45So you go on the first date
00:12:46and the moment he lies about what he did,
00:12:49you stalk him, okay?
00:12:51I do like the idea of kicking Mr. Wright's butt.
00:12:56Dustin, find out everything you can.
00:13:02I am going to bring you two together.
00:13:07Then I'm going to tear you apart.
00:13:14Meet for breakfast at the restaurant.
00:13:44Billy, you idiot.
00:13:53Hey, I don't know what you heard
00:13:54or saw, but I would never, ever...
00:13:57I'm so, so sorry.
00:14:00Let's just say
00:14:01I know you didn't do
00:14:03what I thought you did.
00:14:06I'm a man of my word, Lily.
00:14:08You should know that.
00:14:09I'm really glad you came.
00:14:12Shall we?
00:14:23Okay, come on.
00:14:24God, I got you.
00:14:30Well done, Dustin.
00:14:33She's a girl with a tragic past.
00:14:35This may be over quicker than I thought.
00:14:43Let the games begin.
00:14:49Share a secret from your childhood.
00:14:53May I?
00:14:55Sure.
00:14:56Okay.
00:14:58When I was nine,
00:15:00I drank three of those little cartons of milk
00:15:03that they give you at lunch at school,
00:15:05and I really had to go to the bathroom.
00:15:06So I raised my hand,
00:15:07but the teacher won't let me go.
00:15:10So I just make a run for it.
00:15:12When, uh...
00:15:15You beat yourself?
00:15:17Oh, I wish.
00:15:19I wish.
00:15:20That's the day I found out
00:15:21that I'm lactose intolerant.
00:15:23Oh, no.
00:15:24Yeah.
00:15:25So every single step I take,
00:15:27it's like...
00:15:29Well, everything exploded out of me.
00:15:31And I cried.
00:15:32A lot.
00:15:33It was the saddest day of my own life.
00:15:38Oh, Jake, I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:15:40It's okay.
00:15:42I'm not sure if I can beat that,
00:15:44but let me try.
00:15:46Bye.
00:15:47Bye.
00:15:47Ask about her sister, Doreen.
00:15:50I got it.
00:15:51When I was 13...
00:15:52It wants me to ask you about your sister.
00:15:56My sister?
00:15:58Camilla?
00:15:58She's not a part of the story.
00:15:59No, I'm not Camilla.
00:16:00Doreen.
00:16:05I'm so sorry.
00:16:09I have to go.
00:16:22It's like taking candy from a baby.
00:16:36I should have never listened to Tanya.
00:16:40What was I thinking?
00:16:46Tanya?
00:16:47Looks like it's over before it even started.
00:16:55What is he doing here?
00:16:58Lily, it's me.
00:17:00Go away, Jake.
00:17:02Just leave me alone, please.
00:17:04I don't know what happened back there,
00:17:06but I promise I didn't mean...
00:17:08This whole thing is so stupid.
00:17:09I hate dating apps.
00:17:11They don't work and you just get hurt.
00:17:14I mean, I think we should give the app another shot.
00:17:17If we just...
00:17:17Why do you care so much about this stupid app?
00:17:24Because I created it
00:17:26and I'm falling in love with you.
00:17:30What did you say?
00:17:32I said I believe in love.
00:17:36But I also believe in
00:17:38respecting women's feelings.
00:17:41I'm sorry.
00:17:45Doreen.
00:17:51No.
00:18:00My sister, Doreen,
00:18:03and I were really close.
00:18:08One day,
00:18:10when we were little,
00:18:11I slipped and fell in the pool.
00:18:15And she jumped in to save me.
00:18:20But I couldn't save her.
00:18:26I've never told anyone
00:18:27but my family that.
00:18:36I'm so sorry.
00:18:41I've never had any siblings.
00:18:44But I had a younger cousin
00:18:46and two months before he turned 11
00:18:51and he got diagnosed with her.
00:18:57He didn't make it
00:18:58to his birthday.
00:19:00I'm so sorry
00:19:01that happened to you, Jake.
00:19:06Thank you
00:19:10for sharing your past with me.
00:19:14thank you
00:19:16for listening to mine.
00:19:43let's see how they handle
00:19:44date number two.
00:19:50All right, let's go and warm up those bodies, getting the body moving, feeling good.
00:19:56Wait, are you?
00:19:59Are you promoting the app?
00:20:04Am I on camera?
00:20:06No, I'm just a guy on a date.
00:20:10What are you talking about, Jake?
00:20:12I don't know, I've never met this woman in my life.
00:20:15Oh, come on, you're the LoveSwipe guy.
00:20:21LoveSwipe guy?
00:20:22What have you got to do with the app?
00:20:24Absolutely nothing at all.
00:20:25What? No, you're the bi-
00:20:32Gosh, I'm so sorry.
00:20:34I totally had the wrong person.
00:20:37Let's dance.
00:20:38You can handle that?
00:20:39Um, yeah.
00:20:41Oh, yeah, here we go.
00:20:44You're being stiff.
00:20:45See?
00:20:46Oh, I'm kind of better than you.
00:20:47I don't think you are.
00:20:49It's all right.
00:20:49Yeah.
00:20:50Uh-oh, you're doing it wrong.
00:20:51Open it.
00:20:52Come in.
00:20:53It's much.
00:20:54Whoa.
00:20:57Whoa.
00:20:58Whoa.
00:21:04Whoa.
00:21:05Whoa.
00:21:06Whoa.
00:21:06Whoa.
00:21:07Whoa.
00:21:08Whoa.
00:21:09Whoa.
00:21:09Whoa.
00:21:09Whoa.
00:21:10Whoa.
00:21:13Whoa.
00:21:13Whoa.
00:21:17Damn your charming willingness to fail, Jake Wright.
00:21:21Let's see you squeeze out of the truth in date number three.
00:21:37You're going to think I'm a loser.
00:21:40I would never.
00:21:43Okay.
00:21:44Here it goes.
00:21:46I dropped out of law school.
00:21:49I was really good at it, but this one summer I took this internship at this huge law firm,
00:21:54and they were horrible to me.
00:22:00I never went back to school that fall.
00:22:03I gave up on my dream because I didn't want to end up like that.
00:22:09Well, I think that you should try again.
00:22:11I bet you'd be good at it, and I think you'd look pretty good in a power pants suit.
00:22:22I was just fired rather dramatically from a major social media company right as it was getting huge.
00:22:35I'm sorry, yeah.
00:22:38So you work in tech?
00:22:40Yeah.
00:22:41Yep.
00:22:42I work in tech.
00:22:45Why did you want to become a lawyer?
00:22:48Ask Jake what he does for a living.
00:22:50What do you do for a living?
00:22:53I told you I'm in tech.
00:22:55Okay, but what does that mean?
00:22:57Tell the truth.
00:23:01I work in, uh...
00:23:08For a startup.
00:23:09Very secret startup.
00:23:12Unfortunately, I wish I could say more, but I signed an NDA, so I just...
00:23:17Oh, I totally understand.
00:23:20Can you promise me something?
00:23:24Don't ever lie to me.
00:23:27Please.
00:23:28I promise.
00:23:31What is happening?
00:23:33Why don't I have cameras in the restaurant?
00:23:37I need to see Jake get what's coming to him.
00:23:39Maybe a little pain is more.
00:23:41Dustin, you're up.
00:23:45All right, you two.
00:23:46I'm Master Allison, and I'll be instructing you today.
00:23:49First things first, we're going to get a feel for your training level.
00:23:53Let's do you first, doll.
00:23:55Your name's Lily.
00:23:57Okay.
00:23:58Lily doll.
00:23:59See what you got.
00:24:00Some one-two combos.
00:24:01Something in.
00:24:04Yeah.
00:24:05All right.
00:24:05A little harder.
00:24:06Let's go.
00:24:07All right.
00:24:07Yeah, you can do it a little harder.
00:24:08Boom, boom.
00:24:09Good.
00:24:10Good job.
00:24:10All right.
00:24:11Next, we're going to test your reflexes.
00:24:13Hey!
00:24:14That's enough.
00:24:17You okay?
00:24:18Yeah, fine.
00:24:18Just, there's something I should probably tell you.
00:24:21All right, next.
00:24:21Bud.
00:24:22Come in.
00:24:23Say, ain't you that CEO tech guy?
00:24:27Uh, no.
00:24:29Not me.
00:24:30Yeah, your sexy ex-girlfriend beat your ass.
00:24:34What's he talking about, Jake?
00:24:36I don't know.
00:24:37This guy needs to learn some manners.
00:24:43Jake!
00:24:44I promise you, you don't need to do this.
00:24:47Nobody hits my girl and gets away with it.
00:24:49I'm your girl?
00:24:51Maybe.
00:25:01You good?
00:25:02Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:25:04I can't protect you.
00:25:06Is this guy's deal?
00:25:08I don't know, but just stay here for a minute.
00:25:11There's something I need to show you.
00:25:12Hey, Lily, wait.
00:25:13He's crazy.
00:25:20That was amazing.
00:25:22I've been training for years.
00:25:24It's really sweet you tried to protect me,
00:25:26but next time, ask if I need help.
00:25:48Let's get out of here.
00:25:53Date number four.
00:26:01Where's your bathroom?
00:26:02It's just right there.
00:26:13You know, you didn't have to bring me home.
00:26:17I can't believe you didn't tell me you're a trained fighter.
00:26:20There's a lot of things I've told you.
00:26:25There's a lot of things I want to show you.
00:26:27Oh, yeah?
00:26:29Like what?
00:26:49Come here and I'll show you.
00:26:50I'll show you.
00:27:21You have the most beautiful body I've ever seen.
00:27:44It's yours.
00:27:44It's yours.
00:27:47You can touch me.
00:28:01Hold on a second.
00:28:03It's okay.
00:28:04I want to.
00:28:07Please stop.
00:28:13I want you so much.
00:28:19I have to wait for the app.
00:28:22We have to wait for the app.
00:28:25Are you kidding?
00:28:26Screw that stupid app.
00:28:27I know.
00:28:31The app isn't stupid.
00:28:34I'm sorry.
00:28:35I really...
00:28:36I just think we should wait.
00:28:40I just think we should wait.
00:28:42Okay.
00:28:45Fine.
00:28:46I guess I'll see you at our next date.
00:28:58Oh, that was too damn close for comfort.
00:29:03I've got to take things up a notch.
00:29:08It's time for the contingency.
00:29:25What the hell?
00:29:28Where is she?
00:29:31What are you talking about?
00:29:33Lily, what are you doing?
00:29:35Don't even try to stop me.
00:29:36Lily, please.
00:29:38Just tell me where she is.
00:29:39Okay?
00:29:40Don't lie to me.
00:29:41We'll end things right here.
00:29:42I won't even be mad.
00:29:42I just need you to be honest with me, okay?
00:29:44I don't know what you're talking about.
00:29:46I'm not an idiot, Jake.
00:29:48I've been cheated on before.
00:29:49Tell me where she is.
00:29:50There's no one here.
00:29:51Who are you talking about?
00:29:52I'll show you who I'm talking about.
00:30:02It was just here.
00:30:04What are you talking about?
00:30:06I got an email with nudes of some woman in your apartment,
00:30:09and they weren't selfies, so I know that you took them.
00:30:12I'm sorry,
00:30:14but there is no woman,
00:30:17naked or clothed, in here.
00:30:20You are the only person I want naked in my apartment, Lily.
00:30:24Really?
00:30:25I swear it.
00:30:27I'm sorry.
00:30:29I swear I'm not crazy.
00:30:30I just...
00:30:31I can't go through that again.
00:30:33You won't have to.
00:30:39I promise.
00:30:48What are you doing?
00:30:49I changed my mind.
00:30:52I want you.
00:30:54Right now.
00:30:59I need you.
00:31:02No.
00:31:03Baby.
00:31:04It's you.
00:31:07It's you.
00:31:08It's you.
00:31:13It's you.
00:31:15Oh, God.
00:31:19I don't know.
00:31:21Yeah.
00:31:22Oh, yeah.
00:31:22Oh, yeah.
00:31:23Oh, yeah.
00:31:23Oh, yeah.
00:31:31Jake, stop
00:31:36Sorry
00:31:40I'm sorry, I just
00:31:42I really want to
00:31:43It's just
00:31:44I'm still shaken up by those photos
00:31:48And you know what?
00:31:50BuzzFive is working
00:31:53I think we should wait
00:31:56Okay, yeah
00:31:58We can wait
00:32:00I would never want to pressure you
00:32:03I promise
00:32:09As soon as BuzzFive gives us permission
00:32:13You can have me
00:32:16All of me
00:32:44Yes
00:32:46Oh no
00:32:49So he's definitely not a
00:32:51A date rapist?
00:32:51No
00:32:52I found the condom the next morning
00:32:54He's a perfect gentleman who slept on the couch and made me eggs
00:32:57You're sure you trust this guy?
00:33:00Not that you'd know anything about trust
00:33:03But yeah
00:33:04Yeah, I did
00:33:05What does he do for work?
00:33:07He's in tech
00:33:10Why are you guys acting so weird?
00:33:12There's something we need to tell you about, Jake
00:33:14Something you may not want to hear
00:33:17What do you mean?
00:33:21I wasn't originally talking about
00:33:23I'm joking
00:33:23Yeah, you're being an ass
00:33:25Right
00:33:25No, that's fine
00:33:26Exceeds small
00:33:32Are you sure you're alright?
00:33:34I'm fine
00:33:37Ask Jake about his work
00:33:39Finally, I can see what's happening
00:33:42Now that I've planted Jake's work history
00:33:44I should push him to tell the truth
00:33:47And then he'll be mine again
00:33:49My friends didn't call him yet
00:33:51You mean those two?
00:33:54Who are in disguise every single time we come here
00:33:56They
00:33:57Yeah, didn't they cheat on you behind your back?
00:34:01Only because of that stupid app
00:34:03Okay
00:34:03Can we not blame the app?
00:34:12Jake Wright, you're a 30 under 30
00:34:18What do you do for work?
00:34:20I'm in tech
00:34:21I told you
00:34:24My friends
00:34:26They received an envelope with documents
00:34:29Saying that you're an app developer
00:34:35What kind of apps do you develop?
00:34:36Please don't let him
00:34:39Okay
00:34:41I'm going to tell you
00:34:42But that's because I trust you
00:34:45And you have to promise
00:34:46Not to tell anyone else, okay?
00:34:49Okay, I promise
00:34:50I swear I won't tell anybody
00:34:53I'm
00:34:57I started a
00:35:03I started a nap
00:35:05And I'm looking for investors
00:35:08And I'm just
00:35:09Poor app developer
00:35:11Looking for backing
00:35:14I'm sorry
00:35:14Do you believe me?
00:35:18Of course I believe you
00:35:19Just
00:35:21Thank you for being honest with me
00:35:33She wants honesty
00:35:35Or she's going to get it
00:35:49So
00:35:51What kind of poor are we talking?
00:35:52Like your parents pay your rent
00:35:55Or you're still a rich tech guy
00:35:57But just not as rich as a super rich tech guy
00:35:59All I can say is
00:36:02If this app takes off
00:36:03I'm not going to need to worry about money
00:36:06You got this
00:36:09Okay
00:36:11Lie detector test tomorrow
00:36:12That's so crazy
00:36:13It's almost like it's listening to our conversation
00:36:16Actually
00:36:17It's
00:36:17Perceived intuition
00:36:18Is
00:36:20Machine learning
00:36:20From
00:36:21Thorough scrapping
00:36:22Of social media platforms
00:36:24How do you know that?
00:36:28Just a guess
00:36:29Pretty sure other apps
00:36:30He's in
00:36:30Well
00:36:31I'm not scared of some lie detector tests
00:36:33There's nothing
00:36:34I wouldn't tell you
00:36:37Do you feel the same?
00:36:40Yeah
00:36:41Actually
00:36:42There's somewhere
00:36:42I gotta be
00:36:44We should get out of here
00:36:49I've got you right where I want you
00:36:51Lily Niblock
00:36:52Prepare
00:36:53For heartbreak
00:36:56So
00:36:57How does this work again?
00:36:59The machine analyzes our answers
00:37:01And makes
00:37:02Little TV
00:37:03Show noises
00:37:04Nervous
00:37:05But excited
00:37:08That's it
00:37:09True
00:37:09So you ready?
00:37:11Yeah
00:37:11Absolutely
00:37:14Jake are you sure?
00:37:16Yes
00:37:17I'm sure
00:37:19Ask about his job
00:37:23So
00:37:24Jake are you an app developer?
00:37:26Yes
00:37:30What kind of apps do you develop?
00:37:34Two apps for statistical analysis
00:37:38And one for social media scrubbing
00:37:41Social media scrubbing
00:37:43Like our dating app?
00:37:45Yep
00:37:45Just like that
00:37:48Have you developed any other apps?
00:37:52Well
00:37:52Um
00:37:54Are you okay?
00:37:57Yeah
00:37:57Yep
00:38:03There isn't anything
00:38:05You could tell me
00:38:05I wouldn't understand
00:38:08I'm falling for you
00:38:11And I trust you
00:38:12Okay?
00:38:14Okay
00:38:23Okay
00:38:26Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:29Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:34Nope
00:38:39Why are you lying to me?
00:38:41I'm
00:38:41I'm not
00:38:42I'm not
00:38:42I swear
00:38:43I swear
00:38:46Lily
00:38:46Do you trust me?
00:38:48I think so
00:38:50And are you attracted to me?
00:38:53Yes
00:38:55And are you ready to find true love?
00:38:57I
00:38:59Yes
00:39:01I'm ready to find love
00:39:04Are you sure?
00:39:06Yes
00:39:06I'm sure
00:39:08Lily
00:39:08What's
00:39:08What's going on?
00:39:10You said that you were ready for the real thing
00:39:12Jake
00:39:13Jake
00:39:13I promise
00:39:13I am ready for the real thing
00:39:17Sorry
00:39:18That's
00:39:18Not the more
00:39:19You said that you were ready
00:39:20For real love
00:39:23I'm sorry
00:39:49Please
00:39:50What are you doing here?
00:39:51I just wanted to talk with you
00:39:53About the app
00:39:56Yeah
00:40:07So
00:40:09What's wrong with the app?
00:40:11Oh
00:40:11No
00:40:12Nothing
00:40:13That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about
00:40:15Um
00:40:17I
00:40:18I
00:40:19I was really
00:40:20Hurting
00:40:21After we broke up
00:40:22So
00:40:24After a day or so
00:40:26I
00:40:26Downloaded the app
00:40:28And
00:40:29I matched with someone
00:40:31And
00:40:32Jake
00:40:33You were right
00:40:35What do you mean?
00:40:37I mean I met someone Jake
00:40:39The app works
00:40:41And I'm proof
00:40:42I mean we are talking
00:40:44About getting married
00:40:47Great
00:40:47Well I'm
00:40:48I'm happy for you
00:40:51Well
00:40:52What about you?
00:40:54Have you
00:40:54Matched with anyone?
00:40:56Uh
00:40:57Yeah
00:40:59Yeah?
00:41:00Okay
00:41:00Tell me about her
00:41:02Is she pretty?
00:41:04Honestly
00:41:04It's
00:41:07Things aren't going that well
00:41:10Well
00:41:12You don't
00:41:13You're not trying to say it's Love Swipe's fault
00:41:15Because
00:41:15I mean I know the app works
00:41:17You were right
00:41:18All along Jake
00:41:23I just don't know anymore
00:41:26Well
00:41:28I really hope you two work things out
00:41:34I just wanted to thank you in person
00:41:38We really did make something special together
00:41:50Okay
00:41:50Just because
00:41:51Me and my match are having issues
00:41:56I'm falling in love with her
00:41:58And I'm happy for you
00:41:59But I think you should go
00:42:01I'm so sorry Jake
00:42:03I'm so sorry
00:42:04You're
00:42:04You're right
00:42:05Again
00:42:06You know we're
00:42:07In love with other people
00:42:09And
00:42:10I need to respect that
00:42:13I'm sorry
00:42:23We got you Jake
00:42:25Let's see how your little sweetheart
00:42:27Feels about this
00:42:35I'm never gonna find love again
00:42:38All men are liars
00:42:40And the worst part is
00:42:41The two of you made me a liar
00:42:42I can't even trust my own heart
00:42:46I'm sorry Lily
00:42:48Screw you Tim
00:43:00Five minutes ago
00:43:02That asshole
00:43:11Get you all right
00:43:13Lily
00:43:14It's so good to see you
00:43:16Okay what's going on
00:43:17Do you think I'm an idiot Jake
00:43:19No of course not
00:43:20Then where is she
00:43:21Who
00:43:23Don't gaslight me
00:43:25I'm not crazy
00:43:25I know you're hiding things from me
00:43:27Okay I promise
00:43:28I'm not hiding anything from you
00:43:30Liar
00:43:31You're lying to me
00:43:32I saw a video of the two of you kissing
00:43:34What video?
00:43:42No no no
00:43:43This can't be happening again
00:43:44Lily
00:43:45Give me your phone
00:43:48Just what I thought
00:43:50You know a traditional trace of malware
00:43:53So it's not hacked?
00:43:56You did get an email
00:43:58And that the video was mysteriously deleted
00:44:01Because I was kissing another woman in it
00:44:07Wait
00:44:09What are you saying?
00:44:11That woman was my ex-girlfriend
00:44:14And she is a brilliant coder and hacker
00:44:18But also
00:44:21Extremely unstable
00:44:25But why was she here?
00:44:26Why were you kissing her?
00:44:28She came over to
00:44:30Tell me she was in love with someone else
00:44:33But then she
00:44:35She kissed me
00:44:37Just for a moment
00:44:41But in that moment
00:44:43I realized
00:44:44How much
00:44:45That I love you
00:44:48That you're the only person
00:44:50I want to be with
00:44:56Do you forgive me?
00:45:01You lied to me again
00:45:03Take right
00:45:04You kissed another woman
00:45:06And then you hid it from me
00:45:07Yeah
00:45:09Lily, please stop
00:45:11I'm sorry
00:45:13Yeah
00:45:14You are
00:45:14Will I see you again?
00:45:16I don't know
00:45:18All I know is that
00:45:19I can't stand me in the same room
00:45:20As you right now
00:45:24Lily, wait
00:45:27Lily
00:45:32Oh my god
00:45:33Did you see the look
00:45:34On that sad bitch's face
00:45:37Now
00:45:38It's time to put the final nail
00:45:40In this girl's coffin
00:45:47You and Jake Wright
00:45:49Have been unmatched
00:45:52What?
00:45:54No
00:45:58True love awaits
00:45:59With your new match
00:46:00Mitchell Stevens
00:46:04This can't be happening
00:46:07Come on Jake
00:46:08Please pick up
00:46:10Jake
00:46:11Lily
00:46:12I just got a notification
00:46:14We were unmatched on the app
00:46:16See you man
00:46:18Tragic as it is
00:46:19I think it's for the best
00:46:21Why are you saying that?
00:46:23Clearly we have some issues
00:46:24And if I'm being honest
00:46:25I want a sexier woman
00:46:27Who's super intelligent
00:46:28And ready for real love
00:46:29Jake, wait
00:46:34I can't believe him
00:46:39True love awaits
00:46:40With your new match
00:46:41Mitchell Stevens
00:46:42Alright, Mitchell Stevens
00:46:45Get ready to meet
00:46:46The hottest girl
00:46:46You've ever seen
00:46:57You must be Lily
00:46:59Might I say
00:47:00Your profile picture
00:47:02Does not do that
00:47:02Beautiful body justice
00:47:04God damn
00:47:05So
00:47:06Uh
00:47:08Mitchell
00:47:08Was it?
00:47:09What do you do for a living?
00:47:11Isn't it obvious, babe?
00:47:12I get paid
00:47:13And I get laid
00:47:14Come again?
00:47:15Oh, don't worry
00:47:16You will
00:47:16Excuse me?
00:47:19I'm a model, babe
00:47:20Isn't it obvious?
00:47:21No
00:47:22It's not
00:47:23And you already said that
00:47:24Sorry
00:47:25I'm just super distracted
00:47:26By that tight pod
00:47:27You're rocking
00:47:28Underneath that dress
00:47:30Can't wait to get that thing off
00:47:31And on my floor
00:47:32Where it belongs
00:47:33You know what I mean?
00:47:34I think I made a mistake
00:47:36Hey, wait
00:47:38Tonight's the night
00:47:40I'm gonna tell Lily
00:47:41The truth
00:47:41About creating Love Swipe
00:47:42And if she'll have me
00:47:44I will treasure her
00:47:45For the rest of my life
00:47:47I'm coming for you, Lily
00:47:49Hey, wait
00:47:51Let go of my arm
00:47:52Hey, the app hooked us up, babe
00:47:55We're soulmates
00:47:56Meant to be
00:47:56I don't love you
00:47:58I love Jake
00:48:00I love Jake
00:48:04I love Jake
00:48:05And I need to go
00:48:06Right now
00:48:07Hey, not so fast
00:48:14Get off me, you creep
00:48:20Jake
00:48:23No, Jake, wait
00:48:25Jake
00:48:27Jake, wait
00:48:31Please
00:48:32It's not what it seems
00:48:34Really?
00:48:35Really
00:48:36Cause I just watched you
00:48:37Kiss another man
00:48:37That wasn't me
00:48:38On our seventh day
00:48:39Please, let me explain
00:48:41Now there's nothing to explain
00:48:43You got cheated up
00:48:44On your asshole boyfriend
00:48:45Now you're cheating on me
00:48:49We were unmatched
00:48:51I called you
00:48:52And you broke it off
00:48:54You humiliated me
00:48:56Stop lying to me, Lily
00:48:58I want us to be honest
00:48:59With each other
00:49:00But you're lying
00:49:01To my face
00:49:03I'm not lying to you
00:49:10Love's wife matched me
00:49:12With that stupid meathead
00:49:13I only went out with him
00:49:15To get back at you
00:49:16And when I saw him
00:49:19When he kissed me
00:49:23I realized the only person
00:49:24I wanted to kiss
00:49:25Was you
00:49:27Please
00:49:27Please, you have to believe me
00:49:33You're saying that all
00:49:34That happened
00:49:36Today
00:49:37That I called you
00:49:38And we unmatched
00:49:39And I broke up with you
00:49:40Why would I lie about that?
00:49:43It's not safe
00:49:44We gotta go, Lily
00:49:46Jake, you're scaring me
00:49:47What do you mean it's not safe?
00:49:49Trust me
00:49:49We need to go right now
00:49:51Okay
00:49:52Let's go
00:49:57This is my parents' cabin
00:49:59They moved overseas
00:50:01So it's all mine now
00:50:03I come here when I want to get away from everything
00:50:06I don't understand
00:50:07Why is it safe here?
00:50:10No cell phone service
00:50:12No internet
00:50:14It's just us here
00:50:17Okay, Jake
00:50:18I need you to explain
00:50:19Why are we safe in a cabin in the woods?
00:50:22Please don't make me regret this
00:50:26Do you remember
00:50:28My ex-girlfriend I told you about
00:50:31Police?
00:50:33Yeah
00:50:34There's something I need to tell you
00:50:39The day
00:50:41I broke up with her
00:50:45I'll kill
00:50:46I will destroy you, Jake Wright
00:50:49I didn't mean to hurt her
00:50:53What she said
00:50:55What I'm afraid she's
00:50:57Capable of doing
00:51:01It's the only place
00:51:02I feel like we're
00:51:04Safe
00:51:06I'm so sorry that happened to you
00:51:10She sounds
00:51:12And well
00:51:15Wow
00:51:17You look
00:51:18So beautiful
00:51:20Lovely
00:51:22You look
00:51:23Very handsome
00:51:27You don't know how much I wish this was our seventh date
00:51:32Do you mind getting wet?
00:51:35What's that supposed to mean?
00:51:38Come with me
00:51:39And I'll show you
00:51:44Here
00:51:59It's been a crazy day
00:52:01And I'm thankful you're here
00:52:03Me too
00:52:07Jake, I
00:52:07I feel safe when I'm with you
00:52:12You know, on the
00:52:13Seventh date
00:52:16Love swipe
00:52:17Gives couples the option
00:52:19To
00:52:24To what?
00:52:30To be with each other
00:52:34Well if love swipe says so
00:52:39Put me on the altar
00:52:41Cause you can't be tamed
00:52:43Silence underneath your flame
00:52:47Cut the cords around me
00:52:49As I speak your name
00:52:51It's never gonna be the same
00:52:55Even though I loved you
00:52:57It was all in vain
00:53:11This ends now
00:53:14No
00:53:16I am going to win Jake back
00:53:18Even if it means I need to get rid of Lily Niblock
00:53:21Once and for all
00:53:33Last night was
00:53:35I know
00:53:48We should be getting our notification
00:53:50For our last date
00:53:52If anything happens
00:53:54Just come to my place
00:53:55And we'll
00:53:56Deal with it together
00:53:58Don't worry about me
00:54:01Nothing can keep me from you
00:54:02Not even your
00:54:03Crazy ex-girlfriend
00:54:16Okay
00:54:32You want to
00:54:35Come and get him
00:54:38Long guard, bitch
00:54:42To love
00:54:43And to love swipe
00:54:48Meet Jake for a private rendezvous
00:54:50In the wine lounge of your favorite bar
00:54:54Aw, the app is having us do our final date in the wine lounge
00:54:57It's where our first date was
00:54:59It's so sweet
00:55:00Be careful, Lily
00:55:01His ex sounds crazy
00:55:03Want me to walk you back?
00:55:05You guys need to calm down
00:55:07I'm about to have another amazing night with the man of my dreams
00:55:10And to have another amazing و
00:55:48Nice to meet you two both without disguises.
00:55:50I'm Jake, by the way.
00:55:52Tim.
00:55:54Tanya.
00:55:56You hurt my best friend.
00:55:58I'll chop off your balls.
00:55:59I think she's had enough hurt for one month, don't you think?
00:56:03Touche.
00:56:04Have you seen Lily?
00:56:07Love Swite said I was supposed to meet her at her apartment, but she's not there.
00:56:10It just told her to meet you for a private dinner at the wine lounge.
00:56:13She said that's where you two had your first date.
00:56:24Lily!
00:56:40Please, it was you.
00:56:43It's always you.
00:56:50Where are you, please?
00:56:56My cabin.
00:56:59Lily.
00:57:00You made me hurt her.
00:57:10I don't want to hurt you.
00:57:12I just wanted Jake back.
00:57:14But then he fell for you.
00:57:16I couldn't have that.
00:57:18He never loved you.
00:57:20Do you even know who I am?
00:57:22His crazy ex-girlfriend?
00:57:25I was his partner.
00:57:27His closest collaborator.
00:57:29On behalf of the man I love.
00:57:33But you still don't get it, do you, you little slut?
00:57:36Jake and I are app developers.
00:57:39Jake is the creator of this-
00:57:40Let it go, please.
00:57:44I don't think so, Jake.
00:57:46Dustin!
00:57:47Jake, don't embarrass yourself.
00:57:49We all know you're a computer nerd who can't fight.
00:57:53That's why I brought backup.
00:57:55Jake, I've got this, asshole.
00:58:02You should know not to hit girls.
00:58:04Some guys only learn the hard way.
00:58:13Jake, you came to me.
00:58:15Of course I did.
00:58:17You're my girl.
00:58:20Not so fast!
00:58:24Step away from her, Jake.
00:58:26Please, don't do this, please.
00:58:28You don't get to tell me what I can do.
00:58:31Now step.
00:58:33Okay.
00:58:34Okay.
00:58:41Now here's what's gonna happen, Jake.
00:58:43I am gonna give you to the count of three
00:58:46to tell Lily here
00:58:48how you've been lying to her
00:58:49your entire relationship
00:58:50or
00:58:52I'm gonna put a hole
00:58:54in her life head.
00:58:57Got it?
00:58:59One.
00:59:00Jake, what is she saying?
00:59:03Two.
00:59:04Jake!
00:59:07Three!
00:59:08Wait!
00:59:11Okay, police.
00:59:13I'll tell her.
00:59:14What?
00:59:15Toy with me, Jake.
00:59:17I promise.
00:59:20She's right.
00:59:23Police and I weren't just a couple.
00:59:25We collaborated.
00:59:26We made...
00:59:28dating apps together.
00:59:31Last month,
00:59:32we created
00:59:33our greatest achievement yet.
00:59:37Love Swipe.
00:59:39I created the app
00:59:40that we've been using
00:59:41this entire time.
00:59:43So you...
00:59:43you lied to me?
00:59:47Yes.
00:59:49You manipulated...
00:59:50Yes.
00:59:53But that doesn't matter now.
00:59:55Because over the last week,
00:59:56I've realized something
00:59:57even more important.
01:00:00I don't love you, Lily.
01:00:06I thought
01:00:07the app was gonna change my life.
01:00:11Show me how to find real love.
01:00:14I trusted
01:00:15what we created, Belize.
01:00:18But I was wrong.
01:00:21I don't care
01:00:22that we didn't match.
01:00:25I matched with you
01:00:26before we even had the idea
01:00:28for Love Swipe.
01:00:30You're my best friend.
01:00:33A confidant.
01:00:36My lover.
01:00:38You are a
01:00:39brilliant,
01:00:41beautiful,
01:00:42and powerful woman.
01:00:44I need to tell you something that
01:00:46I've been afraid to say
01:00:48up until now.
01:00:50Tell me.
01:00:52And I'm yours.
01:00:54I'm sorry.
01:00:55I did it again.
01:00:58Freeze!
01:00:59Here's where I can see them!
01:01:15I'll kill you, Jake Wright!
01:01:17You are a liar and a monster!
01:01:19How could you?
01:01:21How could you do this to me?
01:01:23I still love you!
01:01:25Jake!
01:01:27Lily.
01:01:29I'm sorry.
01:01:31I'm sorry I lied to you.
01:01:33I just needed to trust you
01:01:35in my heart.
01:01:38If you can forgive me,
01:01:40I'll spend the rest of my life
01:01:42making it up to you.
01:01:46I love you.
01:01:47I love you.
01:01:49I love you.
01:01:50I forgive you,
01:01:51Jake.
01:01:51I forgive you.
01:01:55I forgive you.
01:01:57I forgive you.
01:01:58I forgive you.
01:02:04Oh, there he is!
01:02:06Cheers, Jake!
01:02:09Thanks for coming, everybody.
01:02:13I helped create this app
01:02:15because I believe everyone
01:02:17deserves to find true love.
01:02:21I use Love Swipe.
01:02:23And for the first time in my life,
01:02:25I found true,
01:02:28undying love.
01:02:33And so,
01:02:41Lily, the book,
01:02:43will you do me the great honor
01:02:45of being my wife?
01:02:53Yes.
01:02:57Yes, Jake,
01:02:58my Mr. Right,
01:02:59I will marry you.
01:03:12And you make it make sense
01:03:15How a heart can you burn with a soul
01:03:18Who once felt like a stranger
01:03:21Who's still alive
01:03:22You believe in your friends
01:03:30Nona They've had fate
01:03:32When you give us a goal,
01:03:33yoyKol
01:03:33I usually get many dreams
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