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Fair City - Season 37 - Episode 13: Sun 1 March 2026
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00:11Yeah, I was looking at videos of them gladiator runs, bro. Those people are fit. I mean, like, fit, fit.
00:17Well, you will be too. I'll tell you what. We'll go for a run up the Dublin Mountains over the
00:21weekend.
00:22Get used to the rough rain. Hopefully it'll be raining.
00:25Hopefully?
00:26Oh, yeah. The muddier, the better. You will be flying through that obstacle course by the time I'm done with
00:31you.
00:31Well, you do know I'm only out to do about five chin-ups.
00:34Yeah, it's a great place to start.
00:36Dian.
00:37Oh, Dino. Dian.
00:42How are you, man?
00:44Just heading into the walk.
00:46Oh, yeah, we're off to the gym. Training for the Iron Gauntlet. It's a gladiator run.
00:50In three months' time, we're going to look like the Hulk, if you can believe that.
00:53Hey, you can join us if you want. It's running, obstacle course, climbing, crawling.
00:58Yeah, I know what the gladiator runs, eh?
00:59Be warned, though. There's nutrition involved. You have to eat 150 grams of protein a day, which isn't easy.
01:05No, thanks. I haven't got the toilets.
01:06We can fix training around your schedule.
01:09You take your mind off things.
01:13What things would they be, now?
01:16All right, leaving?
01:18I didn't mean it like that.
01:19But it helped me out, that's all.
01:22Be in the office there, if you change your mind.
01:26Oh, thanks, lads.
01:29I was only trying to help.
01:31I'm not the only one whose life is falling apart.
01:35With the new contract, which is for three years, I loaded up the summer months, which is prime time for
01:41energy drink sales.
01:43And that is the projected bottom line.
01:47No, the new contract isn't in the bag yet.
01:50I know, but I have a really good feeling about it.
01:52Oh, they said they'd let us know tomorrow.
01:55Come on, it's in a strong position, so you don't need to worry when, you know, if you're not around.
02:05So, come on, you're allowed some good news.
02:16We were just having a business meeting.
02:18You could have done that in the office, no?
02:22How is she?
02:24How do you think?
02:26Let me talk to her for a minute.
02:27I think it's best if you just leave.
02:31Of course.
02:32And whatever the court decides, I'll accept.
02:35No one has a choice.
02:37You don't have to leave just because James tells you to.
02:39No, he's right.
02:41We should have had this in work.
02:50You're not buying the whole Mondo's guilty act.
02:52All that stuff he was saying about the guilt weighing him down.
02:55I'm not seeing it.
02:56Do you want your usual?
02:57I think I might have the breakfast special.
03:00Are you listening to me?
03:00Do you not see him high-fiving Holly when we come in?
03:02I don't care what he does, all right?
03:04I don't even want to think about him.
03:06Now, do you want a bacon sandwich or not?
03:08Sure, thanks.
03:13Hiya, can we order, please?
03:16Eggs.
03:17Oh, yeah.
03:17Hey!
03:18Oh, hey.
03:19I was just saying to Fergal that we should have a party.
03:22Yeah, Gwen's answer to everything.
03:24And what's wrong with that?
03:26I was thinking a first of March get-together.
03:28Mark the start of spring with some fruity cocktails.
03:31Spring starts in February.
03:33Not for me, it doesn't.
03:34If you were thinking about tonight, you can show you're working.
03:38Can I not get cover?
03:39Jess is sick, and you know Amy's on holidays.
03:42It's a bit late to be inviting people anyway.
03:45Unless you want it to be a family occasion.
03:48Why is she still hanging around?
03:50Talk about not taking the hint.
03:51Hi, Lily.
03:52Hi.
03:53How are you?
03:54Oh, great, thanks.
03:55Just had a stroll around the park.
03:57Might catch a film this afternoon.
04:00Gwen's thinking about having a party.
04:01I don't know.
04:02Except she can't, because she's working.
04:05Well, I might just pop in McCoy's letter.
04:08Or not.
04:09There's plenty of other places around here to have a drink.
04:13Thanks for the tip.
04:14I appreciate that.
04:20What are you telling her about my party for?
04:22What, the party that you're not having now?
04:24She would turn up, you know.
04:26Wouldn't care if she was invited or not.
04:28Like someone else, I know.
04:29Funny.
04:31I remembered.
04:32I've got something to do.
04:33Bye.
04:35Why does she have to be so rude to her?
04:38Rude?
04:39That was Graham being polite.
04:41Well, it seems like Lily's going to be sticking around for a while.
04:43She can't avoid her forever.
04:50Doug.
04:51Hi.
04:52How are you?
04:54Gar said you'll be here.
04:55Yeah, just doing a couple of hours.
04:57I'll have a chance.
04:59Here, that's a toy chicken curry with rice.
05:03There's a bit of extra chicken in there for the protein on the house.
05:07Thanks, bro.
05:09Listen, erm, I'm sorry for being in the field or earlier.
05:16It's no worries.
05:17You didn't have to do that.
05:18No, no, no.
05:20Like, I know you've been through the mail with Eric here and, er, everything.
05:26You're only trying to help.
05:29You're in trouble, are you?
05:31Yeah.
05:33I'm taking it one day at a time at the moment.
05:36I'm sure that was a groundhog day.
05:38Woke up every day feeling just as bad.
05:42You trying to cheer me up?
05:44Sorry.
05:46At least you don't have your dad giving you romantic advice.
05:48Unless you do.
05:49No.
05:50My dad wouldn't dare with the mood I'm in.
05:53How do we both end up back living with my dad, is it?
05:58Stupidity, on my part.
06:00It's on me, van.
06:03Missy.
06:04How are you?
06:04All right.
06:05All right.
06:06Didn't think you were back till tomorrow.
06:08Home today, back in work tomorrow.
06:09Yeah, well, Ray's been out sick, so I'm just catching up on a few jobs.
06:12How's Munich?
06:13It was great to see Damien.
06:18Listen, Doug, I'm going to head.
06:21I'll come home.
06:23Yeah.
06:27He's not looking the best.
06:28These little bits over my legs.
06:30I don't know what that feels like.
06:33Well, we'll call into hot pots later.
06:35Maybe take him out for a drink.
06:36Yeah, nice one, Dad.
06:37You can do that on your own.
06:40After what he did to Damien.
06:42I don't have much sympathy, I'm afraid.
06:44He hasn't exactly come out on top, Dolores.
06:46It's his own fault.
06:48See you later, OK?
06:50Yeah.
06:52Seriously, Dad, Damien is not in a good headspace.
06:55Don't worry, I'll have a wedding.
06:57Well, maybe have a word with Dolores as well.
06:59He needs support.
07:00He's not finger-wagging from his neighbours.
07:01Roger.
07:09Well, how'd you get on?
07:11You stayed awake for the whole walk.
07:13Did you?
07:16Did you two have a nice morning?
07:17Yeah.
07:18We did.
07:19I'll just grab this and then we'll go for lunch.
07:27Yeah, we saw Mondo and the Hungry Pig earlier.
07:30The sooner he's in prison, the better.
07:33So we don't keep bumping into him.
07:35Was she OK?
07:36Well, she just ignored him.
07:38Good.
07:40She won't even talk about him.
07:42Or think about him.
07:43That's because she doesn't want to think about Anto.
07:46It's her way of coping.
07:50Hey.
07:52You OK?
07:54That was the guards.
07:56We have the date for the trial.
08:00It's happening.
08:08Yeah, Gwen basically told me to get lost.
08:11She's not making it easy for you, then.
08:14Well, I reckon if I keep getting in the face,
08:17she'll have to back down eventually.
08:18At least talk to me.
08:21I'll take me a bit when you're ready.
08:23Yeah, no problem.
08:24Oh, this is Lily, by the way, Gwen's mum.
08:26This is Renee.
08:27Hi.
08:28Hello.
08:29Hi.
08:29Are you here for a visit?
08:32Ooh.
08:32Kind of.
08:34I'm trying to reconnect with my daughter,
08:36who got in touch with me, by the way.
08:40I haven't seen her since she was a baby,
08:42but now she doesn't want to know.
08:45Oh, I'm so sorry.
08:47It's fine.
08:49I'm in it for the long haul.
08:51So you're staying around here, then?
08:53I'm in the pod at the moment.
08:55Hughie's giving me a good right or I would have been really stuck.
08:58Oh.
08:59That's nice of him.
09:01I've seen you in the shop.
09:02Are you the manager?
09:03I am.
09:05Ah.
09:06Well, a friend of mine tried to run a grocer's.
09:08He actually couldn't handle the stress.
09:10It takes a particular type of person.
09:13Well, you do need to be organised.
09:15I'm very business-minded.
09:17Oh, well, I might see you for a drink in McCoy's.
09:21That's if Gwen isn't giving me daggers.
09:23Oh, daughters.
09:25They do put us through our paces.
09:27I am hanging by a thread at the moment.
09:30Nice to meet you.
09:31Yeah, you too.
09:32See you, Nellie.
09:36I'd say Gwen would give her a handful.
09:38She won't give her an inch.
09:40Well, if she can charm the pants off you, she'd have no problem.
09:48Reduced rates.
09:54Oh.
09:55Virgil.
09:57I only stayed because you said Gwen wanted me to.
10:01She won't even look at me.
10:03Let's allow him talk to me.
10:05Well, you'll just have to try harder.
10:07But this is between you and Gwen.
10:10Don't tell her that I said anything.
10:12It'll only set you back.
10:14Okay.
10:14See you.
10:25See you.
10:28Let's just go.
10:31Bottled of Prosecco, please.
10:32Hold on.
10:33They said I'd have a drink to celebrate, not to go all out.
10:35Don't be boring.
10:36We just won the contract.
10:39And judging by the email, it's a bigger spend than we thought.
10:47Is he for real?
10:49Just don't get involved.
10:51What, is he happy about the trial date?
10:53Does he think he's going to get off or something?
10:56Well, if he does, he's building himself.
10:58You said he was up to something.
10:59It doesn't matter what anyone says.
11:00He's not going to get away with what he did.
11:01No, I'm not standing for this.
11:06What the hell have you got to celebrate?
11:24Is this some sick joke?
11:26I'm sorry.
11:27I didn't mean for it to be.
11:28My dad is dead.
11:30His ashes in an urn.
11:32You put him there.
11:33And here you are raising a glass to yourself.
11:35It's not like that.
11:36The Prosecco was my idea.
11:38Oh, so that makes it okay, does it?
11:41Have you no decency either?
11:42This is work-related.
11:45What happened to the guilt weighing you down forever, huh?
11:49Because from where I'm standing, it doesn't look that.
11:53I meant what I said.
11:55I will never forgive myself for what happened.
11:58Come on, Hayley.
11:59Don't waste your breath.
12:01Just in case you're not up to speed.
12:03Or your legal team has misled you in some way.
12:07You are going to prison for a very, very long time.
12:12I know that.
12:14What's this?
12:16You're going down.
12:17For years.
12:18Okay, can you back off from my client, please?
12:20You have no right to celebrate anything.
12:22I might crack open a bottle or two.
12:25When the judge gives you life.
12:26Okay, that's enough.
12:34We want a new account.
12:35We only just found out.
12:37I didn't know they were going to be here.
12:38Well, your timing couldn't have been worse.
12:40We've been trying to get a hold of you.
12:42Your trial date has been set for the 31st of March.
12:46The guards would have told Hayley today as well.
12:49As she walks in here, sees me drinking Prosecco.
12:51Yeah.
12:52Not a good look.
12:52Can we get rid of that, please?
12:5931st of March?
13:00Yeah.
13:01That's four weeks away.
13:09What do you know?
13:10Yo.
13:11Well, yeah.
13:12I told my dad about your chicken curry, yeah?
13:13So you can load him up.
13:14Oh, yeah.
13:17Oh, how are things, Dean?
13:19The past couple of weeks can't have been easy.
13:22Especially with the gossips around here.
13:26People have been talking about me behind my back.
13:28No, no, you haven't.
13:31What you need to remember is if people have sharp memories,
13:34they'll move on to something else soon enough.
13:36Yeah.
13:38Like the Lord, is she mean?
13:40I saw her face when she saw me today.
13:43Don't mind her.
13:44She'll come round.
13:45I never met the whole Damien.
13:47She must know that.
13:49Of course.
13:49And if it makes you feel any better, Damien's in flying form.
13:54Oh, yeah?
13:55He's got himself a new job.
13:57He's spending quality time with Searsha.
14:00He's even started seeing someone else.
14:02Lovely woman called, um, Karina.
14:06Don't think I've ever seen him in such good form.
14:09I'm pleased to hear that.
14:11So if Damien can't get over his wife running off with his best friend,
14:14I mean, there's hope for us all, isn't there?
14:17Now, I'm going to enjoy this.
14:19I'll see you lads for a drink later on.
14:22Say, the station at eight o'clock, yeah?
14:25Yeah.
14:26Not great, are you?
14:29I might not seem like it, but he is trying to help.
14:35It's great news about Damien.
14:37Yeah, but you don't need that rubbed in your face, man.
14:39Maybe it's exactly what I need.
14:41Be careful what you wish for.
14:43So I wouldn't put up past me dad to whip out pictures of Damien swinging from the chandeliers
14:46just to really run at home.
14:49I don't see how I hate you.
14:50I'm training my car for us, though, so I might not be physically able to lift the point,
14:54but I'll have a go.
14:55Yeah.
14:56See you.
15:00Hayley's going to bury me in court.
15:03She's going to say I set out to kill Anto that day.
15:05And we will have other witness testimony that contradicts that.
15:09What if I do get the maximum prison sentence?
15:12Look, the whole case doesn't rely on Hayley's version of events
15:15or her opinion on how you felt that day.
15:18I'll talk to her.
15:19I'll prove to her how sorry I am and that I take responsibility for what happened.
15:22Do not go near Hayley.
15:24She thinks I have no remorse.
15:25Like I don't care about what happened.
15:27Mondo, anything you say to Hayley now will definitely go against you.
15:31And a condition of your bail is that you stay away from the Collinses.
15:35I sent Ruby a text this movie
15:36because me and everyone will pick up when I call.
15:39And do you know what I got back?
15:41A thumbs up.
15:43Like that answers any of my concerns.
15:45Are they walking in London or what?
15:47No.
15:48They went on a holiday and I don't want to stay.
15:50It's ridiculous.
15:52I mean, Ruby's in college.
15:53Jess has a job.
15:54Young people don't like to be tied down now, do they?
15:57If they want to move somewhere, then you make a plan.
16:00You don't just abandon your life.
16:02I don't even know what they're doing for money.
16:04I moved out when I was their age.
16:05I didn't have a plan.
16:07They haven't moved out.
16:08They've extended their city break.
16:11Poor Babs thinks it's personal because, well,
16:14she said that Greg's not welcome in the house again.
16:17It's not that.
16:18They've lost a run of themselves, that's all.
16:20And they'll be back.
16:22Even if I have to go over there and put them on a plane myself.
16:25Are you alone in here again?
16:27No.
16:28I want to talk to Lorcan, see if he's safe in the room.
16:31Good luck.
16:33Don't you be getting cocky?
16:35You're still barred, as far as I'm concerned.
16:37Yeah, yeah.
16:38I'm looking for Lorcan.
16:40What do you want to talk to him about?
16:42Just a quick word.
16:43Fantasy football question.
16:44Did I not make myself crystal clear?
16:47I don't want you or your family anywhere near my grandson or my bar.
16:52Calm down.
16:53Babs doesn't want a drink in here anyway.
16:55And Jess and Ruby are in London at the moment.
16:57Oh.
16:59London.
17:00Hmm.
17:00So that's where Greg is, is it?
17:04He's not coming back.
17:05All right?
17:07Well, he better not be.
17:08Because I'm going to be waiting for him.
17:12Must be very quiet with the kids away.
17:17I'll be back soon.
17:18Really?
17:19Bright lights, big city and all that?
17:22Well, I hope it doesn't get too lonely.
17:25And no.
17:27You can't talk to him.
17:42That will you go home?
17:43Well, I shouldn't even be here.
17:44And you're just back for holidays.
17:46I'm just keeping you company.
17:48Now, am I right, or did Ray sell that EV hatchback for $600 over the asking price?
17:54He did.
17:56You should go on holidays more often.
17:57Yeah.
17:58That's a joke.
18:00How are you?
18:00I've got something for you.
18:02Yeah, should I be worried?
18:03The last time you said that, he made me bench 50 kgs.
18:05I think it's fantastic you're doing this challenge.
18:08Thanks for that.
18:09It's never too late to have a go, even when the odds are against you.
18:14Is that his idea of a pep talk?
18:15Yeah.
18:16And believe me, he's on for it today.
18:19Oh, no way!
18:21Deadly!
18:21Look, it was either between this or the Superman logo.
18:24Oh, this is great, man.
18:25So I'm not a DC fan anyway.
18:27Oh, I love it.
18:28Oh, it's Freddie Iron Gauntlet.
18:30It's all about mindset.
18:32Yeah, it is.
18:33Gonna be needing one of them myself.
18:36Got time's training later.
18:38Are you serious?
18:40I've got a choice, Ray.
18:42Might be around for the rest of me life.
18:45Get her on, buddy.
18:47Welcome to No Limits.
18:49That's a team now.
18:51See you later.
18:52See you later.
18:52See you later, bro.
18:53Yeah.
18:54Who is it?
18:56So this woman comes up to me, right?
18:59Screaming, she is.
19:00I have paid for a room with a sea view.
19:04She is yelling.
19:05And she said, I am not going to spend the next three weeks staring at a bloody crane.
19:12A crane?
19:13A crane?
19:14You know, like on a building site.
19:16Or on the docks.
19:17We hadn't even left the port.
19:22All okay here?
19:24Yeah, we'll have another round, will we?
19:26Yeah, go on.
19:27Yeah, why not?
19:28Your mum was just telling us great stories about her, her times on the cruise ships.
19:32Ha!
19:33Really?
19:34Was she telling you while she was off doing that her daughter was in a children's home
19:37in Scotland?
19:40It'll take more than a story to win my daughter over, I'm afraid.
19:44Hmm.
19:45I'll get those drinks.
19:47See them again?
19:48Yeah, please.
19:48Thanks.
19:51I'm sorry about that.
19:53She's hurting.
19:56I had to leave her when she was a baby, but I had no choice.
20:02It's very hard.
20:03And you're here now?
20:05Yeah.
20:06I feel sick listening to her pretending to be a nice person.
20:10I like her.
20:12No one's asking you.
20:14Would you not just talk to her?
20:16I mean, it's all she really wants.
20:17I've got nothing to say.
20:19Plus, she's so loud.
20:22Not nearly as funny as she thinks she is.
20:24She's not that bad, and she really is trying.
20:27She'll give her a chance.
20:29What is this?
20:30The Lily fan club?
20:32You like her too.
20:33No, I don't.
20:34I've got no feelings about that woman.
20:36She could fall off a cliff, and I wouldn't even bat an eyelid.
20:39Well, you seem awfully upset for somebody who doesn't care.
20:44Okay.
20:45Now you two are getting on my nerves as well.
20:51Great, thanks.
20:53Thanks, Gwen.
21:04Hey.
21:05You came to meet me?
21:06We did.
21:07The scout refuses to sleep, so I thought we could take him for a stroll.
21:10What do you think?
21:10Yeah, I'd love to.
21:12My two favourite men.
21:15Ow.
21:20What do you want?
21:22Can you give me two minutes, please?
21:24I just want to talk to you.
21:25Are you following us now?
21:26No, I went to the house, and Holly said you might be here.
21:28You went to the house?
21:29Well, nice one, Holly.
21:31I know how the day looked with the Prosecco and everything, and I...
21:36I'm sorry.
21:37I don't care.
21:38I'm just trying to keep calm and afloat while I'm in prison.
21:41Because I know I'm going to go down for what I did.
21:43I'm not expecting to get off lightly.
21:45Good.
21:45Because you won't.
21:48So what's this about?
21:51Are you changing your plea to guilty?
21:53No.
21:54I'm not going to do that because that's not true.
21:58But I do have a proposition for you.
22:00Well, we're not interested.
22:01Come back to Comet.
22:03Take over and run it while I'm inside.
22:05Keep it going for both of us.
22:09We built Comet together, and I don't want to see it go under, because it will.
22:12If I'm not there.
22:13Do you really think we're that stupid?
22:16He's trying to manipulate you so that they go easy on him in court.
22:19No.
22:20I swear.
22:20Look, you can say what you want about me in court.
22:22That's not what this is about.
22:24I'm just trying to do the right thing for a change.
22:27Don't get to us.
22:27No, please.
22:29Just...
22:29Just think about it.
22:31Are this a way for both of us to secure a future for our families?
22:43I'm going to be desperate.
22:46Getting that court date was a real wake-up call, that's for sure.
22:52You're not considering his offer, are you?
22:55I don't know.
22:59Maybe I am.
23:07As soon as my last paycheck lands in a few weeks, I'll settle up my bill at the pod.
23:13Is that okay?
23:13A few weeks?
23:15I need to dig deep, Dino.
23:16You think about Mariah, no think about Erica.
23:18What would I want to think about Hope?
23:20Hold on.
23:21You saw Larkin.
23:22My Larkin.
23:23In London.
23:24Sorry.
23:25You said that you knew.
23:27She uses people.
23:29Hughie has given her mates rates on her own.
23:32See?
23:33I'm telling you.
23:34She's a gold digger.
23:35Mae Kkennoodang may be.
23:44See?
23:47Nice Did she?
23:48Jamalul.
23:49When he'd gone to find the nest, he'd go home.
23:49The number of times, David.
23:49It's hard to meet him alone.
23:49You've been with us.
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