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Black Ops - Season 2 - Episode 04 EngSub
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00:00Tevin is living in my house.
00:01He's blackmailing me until I get his record white.
00:04What?
00:05What?
00:06If we sort this out ourselves, then he also won't have anything to blackmail me.
00:10This must be where he lives, right?
00:12We are coming for you, Steve.
00:14Oh, shit!
00:16Nobody knows anything, and nobody's gonna know,
00:19as long as you keep your shit together.
00:22Okay, why did you print this?
00:24Um, that was me.
00:26I need a file pull on two agents.
00:27Either you come clean, or I will.
00:30If I'm gonna have to confess to this thing, then I wanna bring him in at the same time.
00:34Solid proof I wasn't working with the guy.
00:36We are bringing Steve in.
00:40If I'm gonna have to confess to this thing,
00:42I wanna bring him in at the same time.
00:45We are bringing Steve in.
00:47Stop!
00:47Please get out of my thoughts.
00:49I'm trying to concentrate.
00:50Why are you doing this?
00:52Stop!
00:55Stop!
00:59Kylie, what the hell happened?
01:01No, no, no.
01:02You were meant to come in four bars ago.
01:04Your big solo.
01:05No, I'm sorry.
01:06I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:07Everyone, I was just staring at my mind, and it's got a lot going on.
01:10Oh.
01:11Okay.
01:12So you want me to call up Carnival, and ask them to postpone?
01:16It's two weeks away, man.
01:18I know, I know.
01:19I'm sorry.
01:19I'll get it.
01:20I swear.
01:22Maybe we should give your solo to Cordell.
01:28No, no.
01:29No, no, no, no.
01:30I've got it.
01:31I promise.
01:31Let's go again.
01:32Let's go again.
01:33I've got it.
01:34How you feeling?
01:48Clive, I've got to go.
01:50I'm not getting my solo, could I?
01:53It's not happening.
01:54It's mine.
01:55It's mine!
01:57Sorry, Clive.
01:57Sorry, everyone.
01:59I go.
02:00I go.
02:02Yes, stop it.
02:03Stop it.
02:04Hang here.
02:05Here.
02:06You're 15 minutes early.
02:08I have to abandon my solo, and watch a teenager openly mock me.
02:12Okay?
02:12Head in the game, alright?
02:14We have a serious job to do tonight.
02:17Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
02:22Why have you brought inflatable numbers to a covert operation?
02:25They're for Julie's birthday party tomorrow.
02:27I had to bring them, but my dad wouldn't let me borrow the car.
02:29Julie's 90.
02:30Oh my gosh, she looks great.
02:31No.
02:32The six is upside down.
02:34Oh.
02:34Well, 60's a big deal.
02:36What have you bought her?
02:38Scented cattle.
02:39You just can't hide your contents, can you?
02:41Also, I'm concerned.
02:43Those balloons are going to obstruct you if you are driving.
02:44Oh my god, Kay, shut up.
02:46And why are you wearing an orange t-shirt when I said black fatigue?
02:51Fatigues!
02:51Dom, I keep telling you, I don't know what fatigues are!
03:00No, Tevin, you didn't need to do that.
03:03Just leave them on the side.
03:04No, I like it.
03:05The quiet is the noise in my head.
03:07Do you get me?
03:09Look, we just wanted to let you know we're heading out.
03:11I'm taking Julie to Jardin's for her birthday.
03:15They serve the salads in little tiny watering cans.
03:18I'm so inventive.
03:20There are a couple of pizzas in the freezer if you want one.
03:22Julie, before you go, I got you a little something for your birthday.
03:25Oh, you didn't need to do that, Tevin.
03:27That's very thoughtful of you.
03:34Oh.
03:35Many happy returns.
03:38Fifty.
03:38Very generous.
03:40Tevin, look, read Julie's party tomorrow.
03:42In case it's not obvious, you are very much invited.
03:45You know what?
03:47I'm not really ready to meet the rest of the family yet.
03:49Nonsense.
03:50You are family.
03:51No, the thing is, I'm not really a parties guy.
03:54I'd probably just sit out upstairs, have a vape, play some switch.
04:00Tevin, look, we don't mean to pry, but we've noticed you don't mix with other people.
04:08You don't even leave the house.
04:10Now, I'm a paediatrician.
04:13That's a doctor for children.
04:14Yeah, I know what a paediatrician is.
04:16No, it's just that sometimes people get it mixed up with the others.
04:18So, my point is, I know a thing or two about mental health and...
04:23You know what?
04:25You know what?
04:27Yeah, I'd love to be there.
04:30Yeah, I'll come.
04:32Oh, fantastic!
04:34Looking forward to it.
04:35Yeah, mate.
04:36Happy days.
04:37Let's go spend some money.
04:39Yes!
04:39Come on, spend it.
04:40I'll see you there.
04:42Glad rags on.
04:50So, what's the plan?
04:52Okay, this is one thinking.
04:54We will hide in Steve's building and wait for him to leave his flat.
05:01Then, we will use the lock picker to break in.
05:06I've gotten pretty good with it.
05:07You're welcome.
05:11We will then wait for him to return.
05:15Then jump him!
05:17Gaffer tape!
05:17Cable ties!
05:18The lock!
05:19Stick him in the boot!
05:20Job done!
05:20Happy meals are on me!
05:23And, and, this is a piece de resistance, yeah?
05:26I'm talking some 4D chess shit.
05:28We tell MI5 Tevin was the informant who gave us Steve's address.
05:32All he asked for in return is his record whites.
05:34Two birds, one stone, obliterated!
05:37God, I'm good!
05:38Probably get medals.
05:39No.
05:40I'm sorry, Dom.
05:40I can't agree to that.
05:42Bundling someone into a car boot does not align with my values.
05:46No.
05:47No.
05:47We can do this in a more civilised way.
05:50Okay, okay.
05:51What is your suggestion?
05:55We knock on Steve's door, calmly explain that the game's up.
05:59We die one on one because a crime isn't currently being committed.
06:02And sit with him in a firm but reassuring manner until the arresting officers are right.
06:08Okay, yeah.
06:09I hear it.
06:10I see it.
06:12I think there might be a little flaw with it though.
06:14What's that?
06:14It's stupid.
06:16You said minimal force.
06:18Minimal force is still force, Kay.
06:20Alright?
06:20I'm just not going to pistol whip the guy.
06:22Pistol whip?
06:23Pistol whip?
06:49Pistol whip?
06:50Yes.
06:50And then it looks like we're trying to pull a fast one.
06:52Meanwhile, Steve is out there at large planning God knows what.
06:56Look.
06:57We wait for him to come back home and then we get him.
07:04What's in there?
07:04Just one or two things from the gadget store.
07:06And how do you get stuff out of the gadget stores?
07:08Put it on the same code as the lock picker.
07:10Look, don't sign that under my name.
07:12Okay, can we just get some perspective here, please?
07:14Okay?
07:14I got you to snuggle out a classified bar from MI5.
07:17Alright?
07:17This is not worse than that, is it?
07:19How is that your argument?
07:22What?
07:22Where are you going?
07:23We put a tractor on Steve's car.
07:25If he comes back and drives off, we can tail him.
07:27No, no, no.
07:27I do not consent to a car to a stop.
07:29Especially with inflatables in the vehicle.
07:32It's a precaution, Kay.
07:33You love that word.
07:34Caution.
07:38Evening.
07:45What's that?
07:47Motion sensor.
07:48So we know when he's coming back.
07:49Did you eat anything at the gadget store?
07:51Yeah, those cacao balls.
07:52They tasted like arse.
07:58Oh!
07:59Hey!
08:00Good evening, madame.
08:02We would like to introduce you to our lord and our saviour.
08:08No, no, okay.
08:10Good evening.
08:12Offensive.
08:13Worked though, didn't it?
08:15We have absolutely no idea how long he's going to take to get back.
08:19So when we're in sight, we must examine the three Ps.
08:21Patience, precision, and...
08:23Oh, got it.
08:24Let's go.
08:25Wait, what's the third P?
08:26What's the third P?
08:28Have we to do all this precisely, right?
08:31So just follow everything I do and we'll be absolutely fine, okay?
08:34Hope you don't mind.
08:35I buried your dressing.
08:36Go on!
08:38Sorry, who are you?
08:42Um...
08:43I should ask you the same question.
08:46Seeing as this is my flat.
08:48Ah!
08:51Oh!
08:53Sorry.
08:54Jared didn't mention any housemates.
08:57Jared?
08:58Didn't he?
08:59He didn't.
09:00That's...
09:01That's bloody Jared.
09:03Right?
09:04Typical Jared.
09:06Jared.
09:06Always playing the big man.
09:08Always playing the homeowner.
09:11And he is not.
09:13He is not the homeowner.
09:15I am the homeowner.
09:20Sorry, you know, that I was a bit...
09:22Just now.
09:23Jared didn't tell me that he was...
09:30Seeing anyone?
09:32Oh.
09:34Well...
09:35It's only a second date.
09:36Ah!
09:37Well, going well then.
09:38See?
09:39Careful there.
09:40You know Jared.
09:41His little charm and smiles until he lands you in the shit.
09:44Hang on.
09:45Isn't this a one bed?
09:50Yes.
09:51Yes, it is.
09:53Welcome to the London Housing Market.
09:57Am I right?
09:58Thanks, boomers.
09:59Oh, wow.
10:00So, how does that work?
10:03How does it work?
10:05How does it work?
10:06It works.
10:07Like this, mate.
10:08I'm going to tell you how it works.
10:09This is how it works.
10:10I work.
10:12Nights.
10:13Jared.
10:15Days.
10:17Ships.
10:18Passing.
10:19Away from each other.
10:20In the wind.
10:20Because we don't...
10:21We don't ever see each other.
10:22Because he's...
10:23Different time schedules.
10:25Kay, do you want a drink?
10:26We should go.
10:27No.
10:28No.
10:28No.
10:28I'm sure...
10:30Benito.
10:31Ah, Benito.
10:32And Jared wouldn't mind if we, you know, hung out with him for a bit.
10:37You know what?
10:38Actually, where is...
10:39Where is our...
10:40Our Jared.
10:41Our kid.
10:42Our kid.
10:42Where is it?
10:43Our roomie.
10:44Where has he gone?
10:44He's just gone to pick up a Chinese and a gram.
10:47Oh, a Chinese and a gram.
10:48Great.
10:48So he's gone to pick that up.
10:50So what?
10:51He'll be what?
10:51Like 15?
10:5215 minutes?
10:5210?
10:5215?
10:53I guess.
10:54Yeah.
10:54So he will be right back.
10:56Kay?
10:57Soon.
10:59What would you like to drink?
11:03Kay, what would you like to drink?
11:08An orange squash.
11:09Okay.
11:12Um...
11:12Not...
11:13Not...
11:13Not something from the fridge?
11:14No?
11:15No.
11:16Just orange squash, please.
11:18Alrighty then.
11:19Okay.
11:20So, an orange squash.
11:21Oh, do you want any on a squash?
11:23Oh, no.
11:23I'm good with my chablis.
11:24He's good.
11:25Just not too much squash.
11:26Okay.
11:27So you want an orange squash?
11:28Because yes, you are the only one who wants it.
11:31And I'm in the kitchen gonna get you an orange...
11:34An orange squash.
11:35So, um...
11:40Oh, er, by the way, Benito, er, this is, this is where we keep the cereal.
11:45Because I assume you're gonna spend the night.
11:47Hey?
11:47Hey?
11:47You Randy Wee bugger?
11:48You know?
11:49It's just...
11:53Um...
11:54Here is a single light bulb.
11:57Because, um, you know, if the lights do go out, you don't want to be rummaging around
12:02in the dark, you know?
12:03So, you know where it is.
12:05It's in there.
12:06In the single light bulb cupboard.
12:08Orange...
12:09Orange squash is...
12:15That is a bin.
12:17And, er, might be a little bit of a weird place to keep a bin.
12:22I'm sure you're thinking.
12:23Until you consider mice.
12:27You know?
12:28I am yet to see a mouse that's, er, able to open a cupboard.
12:33Especially one at this ridiculous height.
12:37I'm sorry.
12:37I don't know why I'm giving you a tour of the cupboards.
12:40What was it you say?
12:40You want it again, Kay?
12:42Orange squash.
12:43Orange squash!
12:44Yes!
12:45That was it.
12:46Hold on.
12:47No, I moved it over there.
12:49So, we're good.
12:50Just orange.
12:51Orange.
12:52Squash.
12:53Orange.
12:54Squash.
12:55Orange.
12:56Squash.
12:57I think we're out of orange squash.
12:59Would you like a water?
13:00Water would be fine.
13:01Great.
13:03I'm just going to give Jared a quick ring.
13:06No!
13:07No.
13:09No.
13:09No, no.
13:11Um...
13:11Because I...
13:13Benito!
13:15How serious are you about Jared?
13:18I mean, I like him.
13:19He's...
13:20He's funny.
13:21He's, um...
13:22He's charismatic.
13:23He is.
13:23Because he is very charismatic, you know?
13:26And he...
13:26He smells incredible.
13:28Look, Benito.
13:30Word to the wise.
13:31If you want a meaningful, romantic future with Jared, don't be calling him all the time.
13:42Yes.
13:44Don't be too available.
13:46You know?
13:47It's...
13:47It's giving...
13:49Desperate.
13:49Yeah.
13:50Yeah, we see guys come and go all the time.
13:53Oh!
13:53So, you two are together?
13:56Yeah.
13:56No.
13:58No.
13:58Yes and no.
13:59Yeah.
14:00Mostly no.
14:02But, uh, that's not the point.
14:03What's the point?
14:04The point is, Steve doesn't like guys calling him a lot.
14:06Mm-hmm.
14:08Who's Steve?
14:16Steve is what we call Jared.
14:19Mm-hmm.
14:20Yeah, we call him that because he once had a short stint.
14:26Very embarrassing for him.
14:27At the Job Center.
14:29You know?
14:30Because Jobs.
14:31Steve Jobs.
14:32So, Steve.
14:33Hence, we are a very witty and fun friendship group.
14:37Yeah.
14:41I think I might just go get changed.
14:43Suddenly I feel very worried that I'm not wearing any trousers.
14:45Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
14:47Yeah.
14:47Now, see...
14:48See, now I'm aware that you're not wearing any trousers.
14:50Oop! Oop!
14:51Don't let me see it!
14:52Don't let me see it!
14:53Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
14:54Oop!
14:54Ooh-ooh!
14:55Ha-ha-ha!
14:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
14:57No, no!
14:59Um...
14:59Your battery's low.
15:00So, I'm gonna charge it whilst you get changed.
15:03My friend, Benito.
15:04Okay?
15:04Um, ideally you should never let it go below 20% and never charge it over 80%.
15:09We need to leave now.
15:11When he comes back, we need to jump him.
15:12What?
15:13Yeah, because Steve's gonna come through that door any minute and we can't handle two of them.
15:16This guy's not even in for all.
15:17We don't know that.
15:18This is a mess.
15:19We should just go.
15:20If we go, he's going to tell Steve we were here and then Steve will vanish into a pot of
15:24smoke.
15:25We are here now.
15:26The only way out is through.
15:27Don't...
15:27Okay?
15:29When Benito comes back, you just keep him talking.
15:32I will do the rest.
15:34You talk.
15:35I'll do the rest.
15:36I'll do the rest.
15:36Just talk.
15:37Just talk.
15:37Just talk.
15:39That's better.
15:40Hey!
15:41Oh!
15:43Mustard's issue!
15:44Hey, Dijon!
15:45Look at the kitchen.
15:47Get a drink.
15:48But, oh!
15:49That's not nice.
15:51Yep.
15:51Mm-hmm.
15:52Yeah.
15:54Benito, tell me, what do you do when you're not doing this?
15:59I'm an artist.
16:01Oh, really?
16:02Well, I mean, I do online marketing for a B2B recruitment agency.
16:06Mm-hmm.
16:06But art?
16:07It's my passion.
16:09Oh, that's fascinating.
16:09I love art.
16:11Oh, yeah.
16:12You know when...
16:12You know when you look at pictures and it's not what it seems at first?
16:17You know when you look at it and you go, hmm?
16:18You mean abstract expressionism.
16:20Magic eye.
16:21So, tell me more about your work.
16:27Ah, well, my background is in textile design.
16:30Mm-hmm.
16:30And I've always painted, but then, well, by chance really, because I had a, um, a voucher.
16:36I did a night class in ceramics and something just clicked for me.
16:41I started making decorative ornamental teacups with a playful erotic edge, which I see as political with a smokey.
16:48Mm-hmm.
16:49What are you doing?
16:50Mm-hmm.
16:51Mm-hmm.
16:51Just...
16:52You're...
16:53You want an omelette?
16:55You know?
16:55It's just rude of me.
16:56I just realized you're a guest in my home and I haven't...
17:00I haven't offered you an omelette.
17:01You're...
17:02I'm good.
17:03I'm about to eat a Chinese.
17:04Oh, no?
17:04Okay.
17:05Well, you're lost.
17:06My omelettes are banging.
17:08More recently, I've been smashing the teacups, burying the bids, and selling the coordinates as an NFT.
17:15Yeah, absolutely.
17:16That's what...
17:17Do you like hugs?
17:18Sorry?
17:19Do you like hugs?
17:20I'm a hugger.
17:21Everyone who comes into my home gets one.
17:23Come on.
17:24Bring it in.
17:25We all love a hug.
17:26Okay.
17:27Come on!
17:28Aww.
17:29I read somewhere that hugging, it really, um, calms the...
17:33Robins!
17:34What?!
17:34Robins!
17:35Robins!
17:35Robins!
17:36Robins!
17:37Robins!
17:38Robins!
17:38Robins!
17:38I'm wrestling a man!
17:41Robins!
17:45Oh my God!
17:48He's unconscious.
17:50Oh, yeah.
17:51Problem solved?
17:52No.
17:53Not him.
17:54Problem activated.
17:55He's unconscious.
17:57That's a head trauma.
17:58He needs medical attention.
18:00Well...
18:00I mean, he's breathing, and he's got a pulse.
18:02so I'm not a doctor, but how's that any different from being asleep?
18:05OK, Dom, Dom, this man is an innocent bystander, OK?
18:09A ceramicist.
18:11This has totally gotten out of hand.
18:14This, this right here is why we never should have been here in the first place.
18:17Let me get him on the sofa.
18:19Dom, are you even listening to me?
18:20What? I don't have time to debate this shit with you, all right?
18:25Steve could be here any minute. Where are you going?
18:27Where are we?
18:29Is that all right with you?
18:30Do you know stress excites my blood?
18:33Just hurry up!
18:36Jeez!
18:41Sorry, mate.
18:52Round and round, the bunny ears tight.
19:04Shit! Shit!
19:06Um, Steve's on his way back. He just sent the text.
19:08All right, um, get on your haunches and, and then watch the door.
19:11What haunches?
19:12Have you never used a toilet in rural France?
19:14Just crouch!
19:15Jeez.
19:17OK.
19:17Is that a taser?
19:18Yes.
19:19I know!
19:19You haven't done the course on how to deploy that.
19:22Hey, I watched most of a YouTube video at double speed when you were in band practice, okay?
19:25A guy in Texas, zapped a watermelon.
19:28It was fine, all right?
19:30It can't fail, and if it does, you just grab him.
19:32You just said it can't fail!
19:33It can't fail!
19:34If it does, you grab him!
19:35What's the door?
19:36At least when you deploy it, shout, taser, taser!
19:38Will you stop telling me what to do?
19:39I'm not telling you what to do.
19:40This suggestion, you're holding a weapon that could hurt me, so it's for my safety as well as yours.
20:15I have masterminded this entire thing on my own, all right?
20:20All you have done is mowed just me, me, me.
20:24Oh, OK.
20:24You know what?
20:25This is Clinton's dead finger all over again.
20:27Me cutting it off, and you crying in the corner, doing nothing.
20:31This whole thing is a metaphor for Clinton's dead finger.
20:49What are you doing?
20:50My faunches are aching, so I'm going on my knees.
20:52You can't pounce from your knees.
20:54I'm going on a beanbag.
20:55Don't you sit on that beanbag!
20:56I've seen you on a beanbag.
20:57It takes you ten minutes to get back up.
20:59Look, I'm not going to be able to do anything, let alone pounce, if I'm in a constant state of
21:04cramp.
21:05No, that's it.
21:06Are you too...
21:09Shh!
21:10Shh!
21:11She ladies, she needs to hit you.
21:12Yes, she'll-
21:15Please, please, please.
21:32Tighter.
21:33I'm going to do it.
21:37Oh my God.
21:39Okay.
21:40Kay, stop going on about your haunches, and watch the door.
21:49Look out.
21:50Come on.
22:16Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, it's just this year.
22:45Okay.
22:49Okay.
23:02Oh.
23:05Oh.
23:06Oh!
23:06Oh.
23:08Oh.
23:33I didn't shout, Taser, Taser.
23:35It's fine, it's fine, I'm not judging you, thank you, thank you.
23:40Oh, that's the motion sensor, they're a mess, they're staying, they're staying, they're
23:49I'm so sorry, but they don't, I'm so sorry.
23:56Paunches!
24:04Oh God, there is that!
24:07You are in deep caca, apprehend them.
24:13No, no, no, I have a frying pan!
24:16How did you know we were...
24:20You.
24:22Judas.
24:27Okay, is that absolutely necessary?
24:29See you next time.
24:30No!
24:34No!
24:37No!
24:45No!
24:46No, no, no, no, no.
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