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They stole his trophies and his life, but they couldn't steal his unbelievable talent. The ultimate payback is served cold in Ace! The Golf King's Reconquest as he returns to the green to obliterate the competitors who wronged him. Catch the Full Drama for a triumphant victory.
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00:00:05Every golfer knows this model, ball in the water, career on the line, but not a single
00:00:11player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:00:17Oh shit!
00:00:41Holy! I take that back. Bobby Woods has just made history at that shot heard around the world.
00:00:48Lyon once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:00:52Congratulations, my friend. Winning three Grand Slams in a row? You truly are the undeniable
00:00:59king of golf. How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:01:03Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor. I have to get to the hospital.
00:01:06Mr. Woods, the doctor just called. Your wife is in critical condition. Ambientic fluid embolism.
00:01:12Her blood pressure's dropping. I'm so sorry.
00:01:16I gotta go. Excuse me. I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:01:25I'm sorry. We saved your daughter. But your wife, there's nothing more we can do.
00:01:32Claire, my wife.
00:01:33Yes.
00:01:36No, come on.
00:01:38What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:01:40Your wife wanted me to give this to you.
00:01:50To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:01:56No matter what happens, we'll always love you.
00:02:00Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:02:04Now go get them, Lyon. I'll see you after the game.
00:02:19I'm so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you.
00:02:23I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:02:28I promise. I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:02:39Hey. Tell everyone I'm retired.
00:02:44Are you sure?
00:02:45If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties.
00:02:49Lyon, you'll go broke.
00:03:08Nice shot.
00:03:09Bet you could give that old king of the golf line a run for his money.
00:03:13We look just like the pros.
00:03:15Hey, buddy. Go fetch my ball.
00:03:18Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:03:27There you go.
00:03:29Now I'm paying you.
00:03:30Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:03:33You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggy and go fetch that ball.
00:03:39That's enough.
00:03:51Mr. Smith, I've warned you repeatedly.
00:03:54This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:03:57Come on, Mia.
00:03:59Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:04:03You're really going to risk offending us for this nobody?
00:04:13Let me handle it.
00:04:18See?
00:04:18Even the help knows its place.
00:04:20You've got to trash.
00:04:21Do anything for a buck.
00:04:22Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:04:24I bet he will.
00:04:25I bet he will.
00:04:26I bet he will.
00:04:42Your form is sloppy.
00:04:44Cowering in fear is a better look for you two.
00:04:50Throw them out.
00:04:54Hey, hey, hey, don't touch me.
00:04:56Hey.
00:04:58Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:05:04Yeah.
00:05:05I could have done better.
00:05:07I was aiming for their heads.
00:05:08He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole.
00:05:12Only someone like Lion could do that.
00:05:14Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the U.S. Open?
00:05:20Miss me, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:05:23And I'm sorry.
00:05:25I don't play golf.
00:05:27I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:05:30I see real talent in you.
00:05:32Don't waste it.
00:05:34It's just a lucky shot.
00:05:51Hey, Bobby.
00:05:53Thought about what I said last time.
00:05:54You know, making a comeback.
00:05:57I'm sorry, Gabe.
00:05:59I already told you my answer.
00:06:00I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow up.
00:06:12Gabriel, I already told you.
00:06:13I'm not changing my answer.
00:06:15Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher.
00:06:17You need to come to the school now.
00:06:29What happened, sweetheart?
00:06:35Did you hit my daughter?
00:06:37Hey!
00:06:42You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:06:46Oh, God.
00:06:47It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:06:50What a small world.
00:06:52My daddy is not a loser.
00:06:54He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:06:57That's enough.
00:06:58Settle down, girls.
00:07:00Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious Arts Academy for gifted young children.
00:07:06Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:07:10But you're too poor.
00:07:12Only my daddy can afford it.
00:07:14Yeah, guess what?
00:07:16Tuition, $70,000 a year.
00:07:19And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:07:23So just go ahead, give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:07:27Daddy is $70,000 a lot.
00:07:33I don't need it.
00:07:36I don't want to go, Daddy.
00:07:38I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:07:41But now I am such a bad father.
00:07:46This kid is obviously a bully.
00:07:48And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:07:52And you let it happen.
00:07:53Hey, kids will fight.
00:07:55I can't stop that.
00:07:57Then you suspend her.
00:07:59I...
00:08:00Hey.
00:08:02Hey.
00:08:02Hey.
00:08:11Look, you piece of trash.
00:08:13There is 10K.
00:08:15Forget about art school.
00:08:17Art and golf, the finer things in life, are for the wealthy.
00:08:22It's not my fault.
00:08:24You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:08:31Come on, Angel.
00:08:33Get your stuff.
00:08:34Let's go.
00:08:36See?
00:08:36I told you so.
00:08:38Wait.
00:08:39Mr. Smith.
00:08:40About that donation.
00:08:41Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week,
00:08:46I'll be forced to give the spot to Rosa.
00:08:49I'm sorry.
00:08:56Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:08:57No.
00:08:59I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:09:00I'll give my spot to Rosa.
00:09:02I'll be a good kid.
00:09:04I don't want to cause you any trouble.
00:09:07No, sweetie.
00:09:08I'm sorry.
00:09:10And don't worry.
00:09:11Your daddy's not going to let that brat take your spot.
00:09:20I've buried the man I used to be, but now my daughter needs him.
00:09:24It's time to bring the lion back.
00:09:43Gabriel, get my clubs.
00:09:45I'm back.
00:10:07Sis, qualifying match is next week.
00:10:09Woo!
00:10:09I'm going to destroy those guys over at Golden Hills Golf Club.
00:10:15Jake, you're our best shot.
00:10:17With you, we can finally show those guys at the Golden Hills Golf Club who's boss.
00:10:21They've been trying to buy us out for years now,
00:10:23and if it wasn't for their new Grand Slam champ, Kane, I would have blown myself.
00:10:26Jake is young and talented.
00:10:28Maybe he'll beat Kane.
00:10:29It's a shame the legendary golfer Lion retired at the peak of his career.
00:10:34If he was still here, Kane wouldn't be getting away with any of this.
00:10:38Are we still daydreaming about Lion again?
00:10:42Didn't you want to marry him, too?
00:10:43What?
00:10:44Shut up.
00:10:45Two yards.
00:10:49Two yards.
00:10:55What do you mean, two yards?
00:10:57His grip's weak.
00:10:59Ball's going to fade.
00:11:00Two yards to the right.
00:11:02Shut up, dude.
00:11:03You're just a homeless loser that Mia took in.
00:11:06Why don't you quit playing coach and get back to your real job?
00:11:08I mean, look, have you ever even held a golf club?
00:11:11Ignore him, okay?
00:11:12Jake's always been a straight shooter.
00:11:13He set that marker ten out of ten times easy.
00:11:17You guys really don't see this?
00:11:19I guess that makes sense.
00:11:21This game takes years of practice to understand.
00:11:25Well, tell me.
00:11:27What do you see?
00:11:342.13 yards to be exact.
00:11:38And he needs to finish his rotation.
00:11:40If he doesn't, he could get injured.
00:11:42Jake is a pro golfer.
00:11:44He just got his PGA Tour card this year.
00:11:46What do you know?
00:11:47How about you go and go focus on pulling up weights or something?
00:11:50You're sneaking up the place with your bullshit.
00:11:58Hey, it's free advice.
00:11:59Take it or leave it.
00:12:00But we can't even think about qualifiers
00:12:02because soon he won't be able to hold a club.
00:12:192.13 yards to be exact.
00:12:28Jake, what's wrong with your wrist?
00:12:30Nothing.
00:12:31What's up with you guys?
00:12:32I'm so distracted I hooked it right.
00:12:34Yeah, Mr. Know-it-all here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit.
00:12:37This...
00:12:37Oh my god.
00:12:41Come on, man.
00:12:42Jake, you keep putting pressure on this wrist,
00:12:45you're going to hurt yourself.
00:12:46Come on, man, let go.
00:12:48You're just a useless groundskeeper.
00:12:50You know how valuable my hand is?
00:12:52Bobby's prediction was down to the inch.
00:12:55I was right.
00:12:56He's more talented than he seems.
00:12:58Jake, our golf club depends on you.
00:13:00Please get your wrist checked.
00:13:01It'll just take a moment.
00:13:03Mia, you're not actually listening to this guy, right?
00:13:06This guy's a rookie.
00:13:07Or he could be a freaking spy from the Golden Hills.
00:13:10I bet he's here to throw Jake off right before quals.
00:13:12No.
00:13:13No.
00:13:14I believe him.
00:13:15And he makes a good point.
00:13:17He's more than just a groundskeeper.
00:13:21Seriously?
00:13:21Seriously?
00:13:22He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club.
00:13:25Yeah.
00:13:25He's a guy pretty full of himself.
00:13:27Guy who's never swung a golf club.
00:13:29I've been golfing since before you were born.
00:13:32Woo!
00:13:34Woo!
00:13:35Woo!
00:13:44Who's this asshole?
00:13:46Tyler Carter.
00:13:47Younger brother of Kane Carter.
00:13:49You know, most recent world champion.
00:13:52And he's paired up with Jake next week.
00:13:58It's all in the race, baby.
00:14:04Ready?
00:14:08It's always here to start shit.
00:14:10Yeah.
00:14:10Got it.
00:14:11Oh.
00:14:12Good job, baby.
00:14:13Oh my gosh.
00:14:16Look who it is.
00:14:20Your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt.
00:14:23Why don't you turn it into a strip club?
00:14:25Maybe you'll finally break even.
00:14:27You're not welcome here.
00:14:29Leave.
00:14:32Oh.
00:14:33Is this your little wimp of a brother?
00:14:35Is that the best August guy nowadays?
00:14:37You watch your fucking mouth.
00:14:38How about that?
00:14:39Me, uh, dreaming of trophies
00:14:42when your best bet's this useless amateur?
00:14:46God.
00:14:47It's time to wake up, sweetie.
00:14:50Look.
00:14:51We both know you're not gonna win.
00:14:53It's just not possible.
00:14:55Let me throw you a lifeline.
00:14:57You sign over August to me,
00:14:59and I'll give you a fat payout.
00:15:02We can all go home happy.
00:15:05All you gotta do is sign the deal.
00:15:06It's all yours, baby.
00:15:09Never.
00:15:12August Golf Club is my mother's life's work.
00:15:15My brother and I will never let it fall into your hands.
00:15:18Okay.
00:15:18Option two.
00:15:20You put this on,
00:15:22and you show me a good time tonight.
00:15:25I'll cut you a good deal.
00:15:26Fuck you, man.
00:15:28Fuck you.
00:15:29You and me, let's go at it.
00:15:30Sudden death match.
00:15:32Lose your backside of the quals tomorrow.
00:15:37So the puppy's not a wimp.
00:15:40He's an idiot.
00:15:42Fine.
00:15:43But you better not be all bark.
00:15:45You better have some bites, you boy.
00:15:55Look, you're going to lose, Jake.
00:15:57Fuck off, man.
00:15:59Stop acting like you're hot shit.
00:16:00You need to go mow the lawn or something?
00:16:01He's provoked you, okay?
00:16:03You're too emotional now.
00:16:04And you haven't fixed your swing yet.
00:16:06You won't win.
00:16:07Shut up.
00:16:08You are a useless groundskeeper.
00:16:10You don't tell me what to do.
00:16:13Looks like Tyler wants a sudden death match on the first hole.
00:16:26You see that?
00:16:29302 yards, mid-fairway.
00:16:32Man, you can never hit a shot like that in your life, kid.
00:16:35Show him, Jake.
00:16:38That stance.
00:16:40It's too low.
00:16:41That ball's going off course.
00:16:43What did you just say?
00:16:45I said his ball's going in the rough.
00:16:47Yeah, will you quit the yapping?
00:16:48You got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're a professional or something.
00:16:51I'm the one swinging here, okay?
00:16:53Don't backseat it.
00:17:05Hopeless.
00:17:06What an idiot.
00:17:07Oh, my gosh.
00:17:10213 in the rough?
00:17:12Oh, my God.
00:17:13Oh, my granny could swing harder than that, dude.
00:17:18Bring the load.
00:17:22We're playing fast and loose.
00:17:32If he keeps swinging like this, he's not going to win.
00:17:35Time for a little help.
00:17:40Graham, what the fuck are you doing with that rock?
00:17:41You better not mess with Jake.
00:17:43This is serious.
00:17:44Okay, guys, whatever he has planned, I believe him, okay?
00:18:02Holy shit.
00:18:05Let's go!
00:18:06That stone just helped Jake make the perfect swing.
00:18:09Nah, that must have been a coincidence.
00:18:11A rock can't change the club angle.
00:18:12Yeah, if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier, Jake would have made it on the green by now.
00:18:17Don't get ahead of yourself.
00:18:18Remember, fortune favors the bold.
00:18:31Guys, Jake's ahead.
00:18:33With that perfect lie, we might just win this thing.
00:18:36Come on, Jake.
00:18:37You gotta pull through.
00:18:43Thanks, doll.
00:18:48Ready or not, here I come!
00:18:53Hey!
00:18:54Shit!
00:18:57Should have been looking out, kiddo.
00:18:59He was standing right here. You knew that. You did that on purpose. It's against the rules.
00:19:05I thought we were playing a friendly match, doing this casual. There's no need for rules.
00:19:10I hope you learned your lesson, bud. There's only one golden rule in golf.
00:19:14Wherever the Golden Hill Club says, goes.
00:19:21A torn ligament? It must have been strained for a long time.
00:19:26Everything Bobby said came true.
00:19:28Who is he, really?
00:19:30Okay, you can't play like this. I'm going to take you to the hospital.
00:19:33No, I can keep going. I'm not backing out of the quals.
00:19:40August Golf Club. It's the last thing Mom left us. I'm not letting this bastard take it.
00:19:48It's not too late to tap out, sweetie.
00:19:51If I find you in my bed tonight naked, I might let you keep your club.
00:19:55What the fuck did you say?
00:19:56Watch this bitch.
00:20:02Is that the best you got?
00:20:05I'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro.
00:20:17Jake's already three strokes in. He needs to put the ball in the hole to win.
00:20:20But his wrist...
00:20:21Will you stop?
00:20:23As long as I can swing, I'm not giving up.
00:20:25No, Jake, you can hurt your wrist for life.
00:20:31You're still powering through?
00:20:33Why don't I help you with that?
00:20:37That's enough!
00:20:44I'll take it from here.
00:20:48Will you back off?
00:20:49This is a gentleman's sport.
00:20:51Go mow the lawn, you cretin.
00:20:53Jake, that's enough.
00:20:55Step down.
00:20:56If you keep playing, you might never play again.
00:20:58Let Bobby take over.
00:21:02Are you serious right now, Mia?
00:21:04You're gonna send your little gardener after me?
00:21:08What?
00:21:09Are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener?
00:21:14You got some balls.
00:21:15I bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life.
00:21:19You better not let it get to your head.
00:21:25This is my last chance to repay Mia for helping my daughter and I.
00:21:36This is the most prestigious golf club in America.
00:21:41And you think we'd hire some homeless loser?
00:21:43Just look at yourself, covered in filth, carrying around a burden.
00:21:49You're not even qualified to be a caddy.
00:21:54Excuse me, sir?
00:21:57Don't mind him.
00:21:58He's an asshole.
00:22:00I'm Mia.
00:22:01I'd love for you to come over and work at August Golf Club with me.
00:22:04And if there's anything I can do for you and your daughter, I'd be happy to help.
00:22:27Is that your wife?
00:22:29You should have brought her with you.
00:22:30I bet she'd be as good as a golf hole.
00:22:34A stupid, broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole?
00:22:38The only hole you'll make is your wife's.
00:22:43That's the last time you disrespect my wife before I break your kneecaps and make you beg for mercy in
00:22:48front of her grave.
00:22:48I'm begging.
00:22:49The only one begging is going to be you, pal.
00:22:52Remember, you got a lot on the line.
00:22:54You lose this, you're forfeiting qualifiers.
00:22:58And losers got to get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog.
00:23:03Deal.
00:23:05You better keep your word.
00:23:20This guy's putting on a blindfold.
00:23:22Is he trying to let Tyler win?
00:23:24We're screwed.
00:23:24I don't know if this groundskeeper is going to ruin it for August.
00:23:28You got wind speed, five miles an hour.
00:23:32Humidity, 60%.
00:23:34Good weather for making it in the hole.
00:23:45Please clear the water.
00:23:46Forget about the hole.
00:23:48You won't even make it over the water.
00:23:50I win.
00:24:04What the fuck?
00:24:07What the fuck?
00:24:09Is he about to perform a miracle?
00:24:11There's no way.
00:24:11It's a trick shot.
00:24:12You can't control where it lands.
00:24:18What the fuck?
00:24:20What the water?
00:24:21I skipped it in the hole.
00:24:23But how?
00:24:24It's a miracle.
00:24:25Am I dreaming?
00:24:26Did we actually beat the gold hills, bastards?
00:24:29This is impossible.
00:24:31There's no way I lost to an amateur, a gardener.
00:24:34Impossible.
00:24:35That sounds like something a sore loser would say.
00:24:38Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:41Even Kane.
00:24:43Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:51Is he?
00:24:52A master golfer would never join the ranks of August.
00:24:55Who are you?
00:25:00Who are you?
00:25:01Me?
00:25:02I'm a nobody.
00:25:03I'm a gardener.
00:25:04You just happened to hit a lucky shot.
00:25:06I want to play in the qualification round next week.
00:25:10Yes.
00:25:10Of course.
00:25:11You just saved August Golf Club.
00:25:13We, of course, will welcome you.
00:25:14Mia, this qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of August Hills.
00:25:18Can't leave it with this guy.
00:25:19Why would he just even have any competitive experience?
00:25:22I mean, Mia, please.
00:25:22We should reconsider.
00:25:23Was this shot just not proof of his skill?
00:25:26I mean...
00:25:26How do we even know if he was blindfolded?
00:25:28If he was really that talented,
00:25:30why would he be slumming at August Golf Club?
00:25:32All things he could be doing.
00:25:33Yeah, if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our qualifier,
00:25:36we'd be left out.
00:25:37Okay, silence, all of you.
00:25:40I believe in Bobby.
00:25:42And he's our only hope now.
00:25:44Hey, Bobby.
00:25:44I got cash.
00:25:46Hot babes.
00:25:48You come over to Gold Hill Golf Club,
00:25:50we got anything you could ever want.
00:25:53I can't pay you cash or an advancement,
00:25:56but I can offer you 50% stake in the August Golf Club,
00:26:00if you'll still have us.
00:26:02I heard golf clubs going bankrupt, dude.
00:26:05Every check you get is going to bounce.
00:26:07Come on.
00:26:07Don't be stupid.
00:26:09Just give me the word.
00:26:10It's all yours.
00:26:15Tuition, 70K a year.
00:26:25I just mowed the lawn.
00:26:27I don't need much in life.
00:26:33I'll represent August in the qualifications next week.
00:26:36My heart's racing.
00:26:38What's going on?
00:26:40You old bastard.
00:26:42You're going to regret this.
00:26:44Hey!
00:26:45Aren't you forgetting something?
00:26:47What are you talking about?
00:26:48Our bet.
00:26:49You're forfeiting, right?
00:26:51My brother, Kane Carter,
00:26:53he's the grand champ.
00:26:55Your little amateur ass,
00:26:56are you sure you want this?
00:26:57It doesn't matter who it is.
00:27:00A bet's a bet.
00:27:05Baby, help!
00:27:07You bastard!
00:27:08You're going to regret this.
00:27:10Men honor their words.
00:27:12Dogs run with their tails tucked between their legs.
00:27:15What are you, little boy?
00:27:16You motherfucker!
00:27:18Mark my words!
00:27:19You motherfuckers are going to regret this.
00:27:21Come on, girls.
00:27:32You lost to a ground speaker?
00:27:35A loser who picks up balls?
00:27:38It was a fluke.
00:27:40If you just give me another chance,
00:27:41I'll do...
00:27:43useless.
00:27:44The Golden Hill Club
00:27:45does not tolerate excuses from losers.
00:27:47You better not film me again
00:27:48in the qualification match.
00:28:00I don't know, the golf's always been in my family.
00:28:03But it wasn't until the legendary lion
00:28:06that I really took notice.
00:28:08Kipli's been retired for six years already.
00:28:11You still think about him?
00:28:19Do you want me to still think about him?
00:28:37Do you want me to still think about him?
00:28:41Do you want me to still think about him?
00:28:44Do you want me to still think about him?
00:28:45You're drunk.
00:28:46I'm taking you home.
00:28:48Party pooper.
00:28:51Such a gentleman.
00:28:56So thirsty.
00:28:57I'll get you some water.
00:29:41Mia, you're drunk.
00:29:43Are you sure this is what you want?
00:29:46Mm-hmm.
00:30:23I had a little fun last night.
00:30:29I had fun, too.
00:30:31A lot of fun.
00:30:36Good afternoon.
00:30:38My name is Joanna Wilson, vice president of the USGA.
00:30:43On behalf of the Gophers Association, I'd like to welcome you all to the US Open press conference.
00:30:5550 players with the top all-time rankings will be exempt from the local qualifying round.
00:31:01But this year, we'd like to reveal those rankings with something special.
00:31:08This AI-powered Gophers can scan your swing ID and match to your rank.
00:31:15Now, who's up first?
00:31:19Matches to our all-time high rank, right?
00:31:22I guess you losers ought to pack up and get going.
00:31:31Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills?
00:31:33Got nothing to be ashamed of.
00:31:35Yeah, we're all pros here.
00:31:36Do you think you'll beat us all?
00:31:38Be my guest.
00:31:40Okay.
00:31:40Literally, I don't like this for measure of delivery.
00:31:59Nice, man.
00:32:00Looks like we're locked in.
00:32:01Absolutely, we are.
00:32:02It's done.
00:32:03Enough wasted my time.
00:32:05By the way, only reason I let you two go first, so that everybody here is aware of how underranked
00:32:11you are.
00:32:16This is a press conference, not a dumpster.
00:32:19What are you doing here?
00:32:21You're an amateur, buddy.
00:32:22You're going to embarrass yourself over here.
00:32:24Well, I guess we'll just see about that.
00:32:27Okay.
00:32:29Okay.
00:32:30Sit back.
00:32:32You'll see my rank.
00:32:33Hey, get this.
00:32:35I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel.
00:33:08It's 15.
00:33:10Every member of Golden Hill is a total beast.
00:33:13Pretty much.
00:33:14Don't cry, though.
00:33:15It's okay.
00:33:16You may lose me, but all of you are better than him.
00:33:22You know what's sad, Mia?
00:33:23The best you've got is dead last.
00:33:25You know what, Tyler?
00:33:26Shut up.
00:33:27August is not going to be dead last.
00:33:28Just mark my words.
00:33:30Mia, don't waste your breath on this guy.
00:33:32He's ranked 15th.
00:33:34He's a nobody.
00:33:35Wow.
00:33:37That's something coming from the gardener.
00:33:39Do you even know what it means to be top 15 in the U.S.?
00:33:43Gardner, the August Golf Club sent their groundskeeper to the U.S. Open.
00:33:46What the hell?
00:33:47Yeah, she sure did.
00:33:48I think you should be disqualified.
00:33:50All in favor, raise your hand.
00:33:54Golfers are forged from hard work and talent.
00:33:57Everyone deserves a shot.
00:33:59The only insult here is your elitist attitude.
00:34:01That's cute.
00:34:02August Golf Course owner crashed the press conference to throw a tantrum.
00:34:05Yeah, she did.
00:34:06Golf Club on the verge of going bankrupt.
00:34:09Okay, that is not what is happening here.
00:34:26Trashy people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash.
00:34:32I'm going to knock you off your high horse.
00:34:36What do you think you're doing?
00:34:38Ice here, kid.
00:34:39You're not going to want to miss this.
00:34:48This is my rating.
00:35:06Six years ago, you retired, banished without a trace, only leaving behind your legacy.
00:35:18Talented golfers, right come and gone.
00:35:21Kane was crowned the new king of golf.
00:35:24He's nothing compared to you and your peak.
00:35:27Mr. Hale, you have to see this.
00:35:30We got a ping on the golden scanner.
00:35:32The all-time number one.
00:35:37I guess he couldn't wait.
00:35:40To celebrate your comeback, I'm going to return all your trophies to you.
00:35:47Take these.
00:35:47Let's go.
00:35:49I'm a champ.
00:35:53What?
00:35:54Why is his ranking locked?
00:35:56According to the Govers Association rules, only the top 10 Govers in the nation have their rank locked.
00:36:01That means he's one of the top 10 golfers in the U.S.
00:36:05No, that can't be right.
00:36:07Well, there you have it, folks.
00:36:09Cold hard facts.
00:36:10I guess the whole world is going to know that the Golden Hills Country Club is all bark and no
00:36:16vibes.
00:36:19Quickly, to the press conference and bring the trophies.
00:36:23All of them.
00:36:24I want the world to know that the Roaring Lion has returned.
00:36:31Wait.
00:36:33There's an explanation for this.
00:36:34He's not a pro golfer, so he's probably not even registered.
00:36:38Yeah, that explains it.
00:36:39How would a failing club like the Obagust have a top 10 player with him?
00:36:42Well, if I'm just an amateur, and you lost to me, what does that make you?
00:36:48Getting pretty cocky over there, buddy.
00:36:51You know the Golden Hills created this AI system.
00:36:53We have the right to unlock it.
00:36:55If you get on your knees right now, I might let you go.
00:36:59Don't take my generosity for granted.
00:37:01Well, go ahead.
00:37:02Unlock it.
00:37:03I'm not going to stop you from humiliating yourself.
00:37:06Go, boys.
00:37:08You're going to regret that.
00:37:10Get ready, folks.
00:37:10This little clown's about to give us a strip show.
00:37:24What?
00:37:26He's not just in the top 10.
00:37:28He's the best in the country?
00:37:30That means he's ranked higher than the Grand Slam winner Kane.
00:37:34How?
00:37:35Could it be?
00:37:38No, that can't be right.
00:37:41There's got to be a glitch in the system.
00:37:43He's got a point.
00:37:44Can you imagine the Grand Slam winner lying, raking leaves?
00:37:47Nowhere.
00:37:47Thank goodness.
00:37:48You almost ruined our association's reputation.
00:37:51You just had one lucky stroke.
00:37:53You thought you could fool me, you little bitch.
00:37:56This golf tournament's for pros, not no amateurs like you.
00:37:59Boys, get them out of here.
00:38:00That's not up to you.
00:38:02That's up to the Golfers Association.
00:38:05Miss Wilson, as the vice president of the association, there has to be a rule against this discrimination.
00:38:11Tyler, should I throw out the riffraff?
00:38:14I knew you, making you my VP was the best decision I could make.
00:38:21You're on their side?
00:38:23Oh, don't act shocked.
00:38:25It's called networking, sweetheart.
00:38:26I know your little backwater club don't even know what that is.
00:38:31I think we should get them out of here.
00:38:33An unranked opportunist like yourself doesn't deserve to golf with pros like Tyler.
00:38:40On behalf of the Golfers Association, I'm revoking your entry into the U.S. Open.
00:38:46You bastards.
00:38:47I'm reporting you to the president of the association.
00:38:50Gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism.
00:38:53The chairman?
00:38:54That old man is busy drinking tea in his office.
00:38:57Don't bother him with your petty drama.
00:39:00Empetism's a big word for you, ma'am.
00:39:02You think Gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club?
00:39:06He's got better things to do, sweetheart.
00:39:08Boys, get them out of here.
00:39:10I'm sick of seeing their faces.
00:39:11Make sure they're gone.
00:39:12I don't want them crawling back.
00:39:14This is my turn!
00:39:20This is my turn!
00:39:27Hands off!
00:39:32That's the bus the chairman had custom-made for Lion.
00:39:35No one's ever seen it.
00:39:36Why did he bring it today?
00:39:38The Riders, President's Cup, Masters, the Open, the PGA Tour, they're all Grand Slam trophies.
00:39:45And there's multiple?
00:39:47Mr. Chairman, what are you doing here?
00:39:50I'm here to remind everyone that the Open is run by the Golfers Association.
00:39:57Not Golden Hills.
00:39:59Mr. Chairman, these two crashed the press conference.
00:40:02I'm just throwing out the trash.
00:40:05The trash?
00:40:09How dare you?
00:40:11Do you have no idea who he is?
00:40:14Are you serious right now?
00:40:16You're forgetting who makes your paychecks.
00:40:21Who gave you permission to speak?
00:40:25He is the top-ranked golfer.
00:40:28Mr. Hale, there's a bug in the system!
00:40:31He's not even in the rankings!
00:40:33He's a nobody!
00:40:34A nobody!
00:40:36So all these trophies he won mean nothing to you?
00:40:40All these trophies belong to him.
00:40:43That's impossible.
00:40:45He's done the impossible, time and time again.
00:40:48All these trophies belong to him and to him alone.
00:40:51He is the legendary golfer.
00:41:01The legendary golfer.
00:41:03Sir.
00:41:05I need to talk to you.
00:41:07In private.
00:41:10What is he hiding from me?
00:41:14Look.
00:41:15I'd appreciate it if you kept my identity a secret.
00:41:19Eleanor's still young.
00:41:21And I don't want the press hounding her.
00:41:24I am so sorry, Claire.
00:41:26I wasn't there for you.
00:41:28I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:41:33I promise.
00:41:35I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:41:41I've been waiting for this moment for so long.
00:41:45I understand.
00:41:46I can keep your secret.
00:41:48Thanks.
00:41:49Here we go.
00:41:55After a thorough review, we have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system.
00:42:03Since we cannot guarantee ranks, all golfers will now be required to begin in the local qualifier
00:42:10and then immediately go into the final qualifier.
00:42:15Everyone except Tyler Carter.
00:42:28I am the president of the Golf Association and the host of the U.S. Open.
00:42:38I do have that right.
00:42:40You old bastard.
00:42:41You're making a mistake making an enemy of the Golden Hills Golf Club over this nobody?
00:42:45Enough.
00:42:47You and your golf club have been a menace to the golf society for far too long.
00:42:53You have no authority here.
00:42:57Take them out of here.
00:42:59You can't do this.
00:42:59You can't do this.
00:43:00Fuck off the motherfucker.
00:43:00You reckless bastard.
00:43:01As for you, the Golf Association has no room for a Golden Hills simpering laptop.
00:43:21I've heard that Golden Hills has been experimenting with an AI neural chip implant.
00:43:27Now this gives their golfers expert calculations.
00:43:32Just watch out.
00:43:33I wouldn't worry about that.
00:43:35I chose to come back.
00:43:37I'm ready for anything.
00:43:39Come what may.
00:43:54All right, you can open your eyes.
00:43:58Oh, my.
00:44:03So you want to guess what I got you for your birthday?
00:44:06I don't know.
00:44:08But I do know that I'm going to love it because it's a present from daddy.
00:44:17Daddy, is this all for me?
00:44:20It's just like a drawing.
00:44:21Yep, it's all yours, sweetie.
00:44:27Oh, I can't forget this.
00:44:35Perfect.
00:44:37My princess, may I have the first dance?
00:44:41Yes.
00:45:01Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the prettiest princess of them all?
00:45:07Why, it's you, my pretty little princess, Eleanor.
00:45:11Wait, Daddy, I've got you a present.
00:45:14This is my lucky bracelet.
00:45:17I made it at school.
00:45:18Miss Maya says wearing it means good things will happen.
00:45:22Daddy, you're going to be the bestest golf player ever.
00:45:26I'll be cheering for you.
00:45:27And I know Mommy will, too.
00:45:29I never wanted Eleanor to worry about me, so I didn't tell her about the match.
00:45:33But it looks like she knew all along.
00:45:36Thank you, sweetie.
00:45:40I promise I'm going to get you everything you ever wanted.
00:45:49Welcome, everybody, to the final qualifying round for the U.S. Open, which is also known as
00:45:54Golf's Longest Day.
00:45:56Today's going to be a 36-hole round, which means only the top 50 players will advance to the final
00:46:00round.
00:46:01And so, good luck.
00:46:05Oh, dear, whoa!
00:46:27Jim, that was incredible.
00:46:45Oh, my God!
00:46:50You won.
00:46:52We won.
00:46:54Dinner's on me tonight, guys.
00:46:55We've got to celebrate.
00:46:56Let's party, drink it up, you know.
00:46:58Come on!
00:46:59Oh, wait, Jake, we have dinner with Dad tonight, remember?
00:47:01Ugh, no!
00:47:02Disgusting!
00:47:03He just wants you there.
00:47:04He's trying to marry you off to that stupid piece of shit, Henry.
00:47:08I bet he's going to be there tonight, too.
00:47:10Yeah, I know, and I've had enough.
00:47:12It's time I end this.
00:47:22Lion, you've finally returned.
00:47:30For the past six years, I've torn through the competition, but those old timers still insist
00:47:36that it is because you paved the way.
00:47:38No matter how many titles I win, your legacy hangs over my head, hangs over every single trophy, like a
00:47:45thorn digging deeper into my side.
00:47:47But I'll prove myself.
00:47:52When I'm implanted with this ship, everyone will be forced to know the truth, that I am the greatest golfer
00:47:59in the world.
00:48:03I agreed to help me eschew off that trust fund brat by pretending to be her boyfriend tonight.
00:48:18Hi, I'm Bobby. It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.
00:48:22God, Mid, you just drag any bum off the street, you dare show your face here?
00:48:28Dad, can you be nice? This is the hero I told you about that saved our golf club.
00:48:52Everyone, this is Henry Hale.
00:48:56His father is the president of the Golfers Association.
00:49:00Golf is in their blood, just the type of family that my daughter should marry into.
00:49:10Henry, is it?
00:49:12Yep.
00:49:13Mia's told me so much about you. You're Gabriel's kid.
00:49:16You act nothing like him. What would you know about my father?
00:49:19Nothing. He's just some broke bum that pulls weeds at our golf course.
00:49:28Mia, are you serious? You brought the help home?
00:49:33So humiliating.
00:49:35Yeah. What is he doing here?
00:49:38To shine Henry's shoes?
00:49:42Mia has good taste. I'm sure she'll know someone's right for her.
00:49:46Watch it, yard boy. His father runs a US Open.
00:49:49With one phone call, he can have you disqualified.
00:49:54Everybody, let's not waste our time on this loser. Our food's getting cold. Let's go eat.
00:50:03Here, please. Allow me.
00:50:12Oh, that reminds me, Mr. Collins. You have to try one of these. I just had him flown in from
00:50:18Cuba today.
00:50:19Really good Arbanos.
00:50:20Oh, now we're talking real Cuba, huh?
00:50:27There you go.
00:50:29Excellent taste, young man.
00:50:33Okay, can we not smoke at the table, please?
00:50:38Yeah, real mature.
00:50:42You should really try this meal or shall we especially?
00:50:56I'm sorry, man. I mistook that for an ashtray.
00:50:58Okay, that's enough. Stop disrespecting my guest.
00:51:04Don't worry about it. I'm sure they'll see a new side of me soon enough. I brought a gift.
00:51:23You know what is this? It sounds like shiny scrap metal. I bet it's all junk.
00:51:32Henry, show this schmuck what a real gift looks like.
00:51:36Yes, yes. Thank you for the reminder, my friend.
00:51:41Well, Mia, I knew you grew up idolizing Lion, so I wanted to do something special.
00:51:47I got you this. This is Lion's old tour card. It took me ages to get out of my father's
00:51:54collection.
00:51:55That would go for millions of Sotheby's.
00:51:58Henry, this is very sweet of you, but it's far too valuable. I can't accept it.
00:52:08This is incredibly rare. What are you sparking about over there, huh?
00:52:14Worried about that little trash bag that you brought in comparison?
00:52:17Admit it, loser. You are jealous because you could never afford a gift like that.
00:52:27Why don't we make a bet? All right, I'm listening.
00:52:32If my gift is more valuable than yours, you have to lick this plate clean.
00:52:40Cigar ash and all.
00:52:49What a coincidence. Looks like I want to give Mia a Lion's tour card too.
00:52:58But not just one.
00:53:04Ten. Whoa.
00:53:06What?
00:53:08That's impossible. You're just a washed up loser. Like, how is that possible?
00:53:14Well, looks like you lost. Eat up.
00:53:17Jeez. Have I been getting this all wrong?
00:53:21I gotta make a phone call.
00:53:28Wait! Guys, we almost fell for this dude's trick. I just talked to my father.
00:53:33Apparently there's hundreds of those things going around that are all fake. The only way you can even
00:53:38tell is if you put them against a fire and then the little lion's head will pop up. And let's
00:53:44be honest.
00:53:45These are certain toys.
00:53:48And now, guess what? My dad's on his way. And we're gonna bust you as the con man that you
00:53:54are.
00:53:54You pissed off the president? You are so screwed.
00:54:00How dare you bring fakes into my house?
00:54:04So you all think these cards are fake?
00:54:06Yeah.
00:54:07Yeah.
00:54:07Yeah.
00:54:07Yeah.
00:54:08Well, I believe Bobby. I don't think he'd lie to me.
00:54:12Well, why talk about it? Let's put it to the test.
00:54:16Wait, no. You can't destroy those. That's part of Lion's legacy. It's a disrespect to golf itself.
00:54:32Oh my god, Mia. Why are you believing this guy? I'm doing us all a favor by destroying these. I'm
00:54:39hauling him out for having a scam.
00:54:46What's going on here? What if that card actually is real?
00:54:51Fire test gold. Adversity test men.
00:54:56Ew.
00:54:58You lying con artist. I'm sick of your parlor tricks. Get on your knees. Admit these are fake. Otherwise,
00:55:05I'm going to give you a glimpse into the depths of hell.
00:55:10Dad, this is who I was telling you about. This is the con man.
00:55:17Ow.
00:55:18Dad.
00:55:18You idiot. What do you think you're doing?
00:55:21Mr. Chairman, he was the one that brought the fakes. We had nothing to do with it.
00:55:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no. These are the real deal.
00:55:35What?
00:55:38Fakes.
00:55:41No, no, no, no, no, no, no. These are the real deal.
00:55:45What?
00:55:46Dad, what are you talking about? Are you senile? Like, those can't be real.
00:55:51Ow.
00:55:52Did I raise an idiot? Wait a minute. If those cards are real, then he...
00:55:57He's lying?
00:56:00I apologize for interrupting your family dinner. I'll be cutting up all of his credit cards again,
00:56:06and he will be grounded until hopefully he learns his lesson.
00:56:10What?
00:56:11Let's go. Your mother's in the car.
00:56:12Ow. Ow. Ow. It's a person. Ow.
00:56:16We almost destroyed those precious treasures.
00:56:21We didn't mean to. It was all Henry's fault.
00:56:26Well, it looks like dinner's finished to me.
00:56:30Let's go for a walk.
00:56:32That sounds nice.
00:56:34It'd be good to get some fresh air away from this stench.
00:56:46Sorry you had to deal with my family back there.
00:56:49Don't worry about it. I just didn't want our first date to end sour.
00:56:57Is that your wife?
00:57:07Yes.
00:57:08Yes.
00:57:09She passed in labor.
00:57:12I'm sorry.
00:57:14I know what it's like to lose someone you love.
00:57:18Never gets easier.
00:57:21I want you to know that I'm not trying to replace anybody.
00:57:25I just want to be by your side.
00:57:45Stay here, Mia.
00:57:47Be careful.
00:57:49Hey, bitch.
00:57:50Who's gonna save you now, huh?
00:57:53Hey, baby.
00:57:54Bobby, watch out.
00:58:04Hey!
00:58:08Let her go, Tyler.
00:58:13Ah!
00:58:14Ah!
00:58:15Ah!
00:58:15Ah!
00:58:18Ah!
00:58:19Ah!
00:58:20Ah!
00:58:22Those are cute.
00:58:24Those are my daughters!
00:58:28See that?
00:58:29It's what you get for going against me, you son of a bitch!
00:58:35It's time to go join your wife in the hell.
00:58:41Fuck!
00:58:42Come on, boys!
00:58:43You got lucky this time, motherfuckers!
00:58:45Next time I see you, it's gonna be your last!
00:58:48It's okay.
00:58:51Not yet.
00:58:52Oh, I think it's frozen.
00:58:54Gotta get you to the hospital.
00:58:57Let's go.
00:59:06Wait, don't move.
00:59:10Not until the doctor says what's wrong.
00:59:13I have an itch down there.
00:59:16My hands are...
00:59:18Okay, well, let me itch it for you.
00:59:23Is it right here?
00:59:30How's that feel?
00:59:31That's amazing.
00:59:33Is that it?
00:59:34Oh, yeah.
00:59:35That's so good.
00:59:37That's amazing.
00:59:40Please.
00:59:42Oh, yes.
00:59:44Yes.
00:59:44What's Daddy doing?
00:59:47Eleanor!
00:59:49Daddy!
00:59:50Hey.
00:59:51Oh!
00:59:52Oh!
00:59:52I'm sorry.
00:59:53It's okay.
00:59:54It's okay.
00:59:54It's okay.
00:59:54Hey, Doc.
00:59:55Um, what's wrong with Bobby's hand?
00:59:57Well, Mr. Wood's right hand suffered a stress fracture.
01:00:00He needs at least six weeks of proper rest or there will be permanent consequences.
01:00:05Six weeks?
01:00:07What about the U.S. Open?
01:00:09You need rest and that's doctor's orders.
01:00:15I missed you, Eleanor.
01:00:16I missed you, too.
01:00:18Wait, wait, wait.
01:00:19What are you doing?
01:00:19You need to rest and you're not swinging a club anytime soon.
01:00:22I have to go to the U.S. Open.
01:00:25I'll pop oxy if I have to.
01:00:27Okay, but we only have one a day and it only lasts four hours.
01:00:30What are you going to do when the pill wears off?
01:00:32You can't hold the club correctly.
01:00:35Four hours is plenty.
01:00:37I'll win.
01:00:38For you and me.
01:00:40It's time the legendary line of golf gets its proper ending.
01:00:47Welcome to the U.S. Open Championships.
01:00:49The total course will consist of 72 holes across four days.
01:00:53The player with the lowest total score will win.
01:00:55This year, we'll be at the infamous Devil's Course, the Auckland Golf Club.
01:01:01The course consists of 250 acres, 168 bunkers, tall roughs, and no water hazards.
01:01:07It is heavily designed to punish every mistake.
01:01:10Who will conquer the Devil's Course and who will claim the Sterling Trophy?
01:01:17What? What?
01:01:19Wait, Bobby.
01:01:21Bobby, our groundskeeper is the legendary Lion.
01:01:24He's a grand slam champion.
01:01:26He's never lost a tournament.
01:01:28And now that the Lion's back, if we win, August will be saved.
01:01:31Bobby didn't want to tell him about his injury, but his right hand,
01:01:35is it really going to be okay?
01:01:55Your old news, loser.
01:01:57You're still living out your old grand slam glory days as your calling card?
01:02:01Shut the fuck up, Tyler.
01:02:04Feisty.
01:02:05I like it.
01:02:06You can keep screeching, but when I win,
01:02:08I'm gonna find something to shove down your throat to shut you up.
01:02:11It's so fucking gross.
01:02:12Enough.
01:02:12This is a waste of time.
01:02:14While Lion has been sleeping away all these years,
01:02:17I have been conquering this very course, year after year.
01:02:24You think you can keep up with me?
01:02:32You don't wake a sleeping lion.
01:02:39I will crush the very pedestal your followers have built up in your absence.
01:02:43I will show them once and for all who deserves to be the greatest of all time.
01:03:11The Golden Hills Golden Boys strike with near robotic precision.
01:03:18They're all playing way above their level.
01:03:20It's almost like they can see the exact angle, arc, and swing path.
01:03:27Man, oh man.
01:03:29This AI, it's incredible.
01:03:31It's our secret weapon.
01:03:32This has-been, he can't beat us.
01:03:35He's done for.
01:03:43Can he do it?
01:03:53This is your grandson here?
01:03:55He's better off as my caddy.
01:03:57Don't push yourself.
01:03:59You can't play like this.
01:04:01Don't worry about it.
01:04:03I'm not gonna miss my next shot.
01:04:11All right, well you focus on swinging.
01:04:12I'll take care of the rest.
01:04:39Hey, are you okay?
01:04:42How's the leaderboard?
01:04:44There you go.
01:04:45Good job today.
01:04:47Let's find out.
01:04:50Oh, thank god.
01:04:52We made it to the finals.
01:04:53I'm still way behind.
01:04:55To win this game, I have to catch up quickly.
01:04:59Game's just begun.
01:05:06We made it to the finals.
01:05:20Mia?
01:05:22Where are you?
01:05:24Hey, do you need something?
01:05:26I tried to grab my towel, but my wrist still hurts.
01:05:30Oh yeah, hold on.
01:05:34Can you massage it please?
01:05:36The ferocious lion needs some help.
01:05:41Where does it hurt?
01:05:45Right here.
01:06:00The finals are tomorrow.
01:06:02I don't want you to overexert yourself.
01:06:05Tonight.
01:06:06You're mine.
01:06:28I brought you your luckiest charm for your big day.
01:06:34Eleanor is here to root for you.
01:06:38A good luck kiss for daddy.
01:06:40Now you're gonna win today because you always say I'm the luckiest thing that ever happened to you.
01:07:01Four hours.
01:07:03I need to finish before noon.
01:07:21What's going on?
01:07:22Loose golf ball isn't headed towards the flag.
01:07:29It's...
01:07:32Wait, that guy just pushed Bobby's ball deeper into the bunker?
01:07:36What are they trying to do?
01:07:40That's the game plan.
01:07:41The Golden Hills Golden Boys got Bobby buried in.
01:07:44He's forced to play an impossible lie.
01:07:52We're completely dug in.
01:07:54What are we gonna do?
01:07:58Just give it up, old man.
01:08:00According to our calculations, it is impossible to make it in the hole in one stroke.
01:08:05The mighty lion is trapped in our cage.
01:08:08There's no way these guys are this precise.
01:08:10They must be playing dirty.
01:08:15You planted microchips in your arm?
01:08:18So what if we did?
01:08:20All your experience is nothing compared to AI.
01:08:31You want a hint?
01:08:32The AI has calculated millions of possibilities and it's come up with one conclusion.
01:08:38You lose.
01:08:39AI's never wrong.
01:08:41You're so screwed.
01:08:45Dude, just accept it.
01:08:47You're a washed up retiree.
01:08:49You can't be cold hard facts.
01:08:51Don't you understand that?
01:08:52It's in the bag for God's sakes.
01:08:57Leave it to me.
01:09:17How the hell?
01:09:19No.
01:09:20That goes against all common sense and calculations.
01:09:23It's impossible.
01:09:30See, he landed back in the bunker.
01:09:33He still needs two strokes.
01:09:36That fossil doesn't understand that AI, it runs the world now.
01:09:42Bobby has one stroke to land the ball in the hole.
01:09:44Just to tie with Kane.
01:09:45Shit, Mia.
01:09:47We're done for.
01:09:48Looks like August can't escape bankruptcy after all.
01:09:51The fact that y'all still put all your faith in him.
01:09:54It's your biggest mistake.
01:09:55Making it into the hole from the bunker.
01:09:57Nobody can do that.
01:09:59Oh, God.
01:10:01Wait.
01:10:02On the green?
01:10:03Something's moving.
01:10:07Wait.
01:10:09That's my ball.
01:10:12Did he just?
01:10:14Ooh, so close.
01:10:16But it looks like Bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes.
01:10:20It's okay, guys.
01:10:22Even if August Golf Club goes down, we'll stick together like family.
01:10:27Our cutting edge AI implant chips have exactly what we need to get in your way.
01:10:33When?
01:10:35In your dreams.
01:10:37Our AI's calculated your chances.
01:10:39And guess what?
01:10:40It's a 100% chance you lose.
01:10:50What's this?
01:10:52I can't believe my eyes.
01:10:53The ball's still moving.
01:10:56Look alive, boys.
01:10:58I'm still in play.
01:11:05It sucks.
01:11:08A pathetic old man challenging hard facts and data?
01:11:12It's impossible.
01:11:13Yeah, he must really be embarrassed, huh?
01:11:27Oh, my God, let's go.
01:11:34I knew you could do it.
01:11:35loan signing off.
01:11:39I knew you could do it.
01:11:41I knew you could do it.
01:11:42I knew you could do it.
01:11:43No, you know, man, it's gotta be a bug or something, right?
01:11:46I mean, there's no way that this guy's smarter than AI.
01:11:50it's not a bug he took the path that ai considered to be impossible and he did it in one
01:11:56stroke
01:11:57he's done what ai thought to be beyond human ability
01:12:02a free lesson for you all the cold hard data in the world can't compete with years of experience
01:12:08on the golf course it's gonna be a long time before you beat me so all your little microchips
01:12:16won't win now let's take a look at the final leaderboard bobby and kane are tied for first
01:12:24you know what this means a sudden death rap whoever wins will move on to the next
01:12:32let's go boys
01:12:39what's wrong
01:12:43the painkillers have worn off haven't they don't worry
01:12:46i'll put kane in his place soon enough
01:13:04let's go come on now
01:13:12you've held out long enough old man it's time to end your legacy lion
01:13:23damn it painkillers worn off
01:13:38next is hole 10 535 yards at par 4
01:13:42kane carter is up next
01:13:51just give up the future belongs to young innovative players like me
01:13:55not wrinkly old deadweights you're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium
01:14:11what the hell are you looking at old man the flags all the way over there
01:14:15just waiting on the sun to disappear disappear there's not a cloud in sight you really are
01:14:20crazy my experience doesn't lie
01:14:35you're so screwed
01:14:38even the great lion can't come back from this
01:14:42chin up old man you gotta make it to the green to watch me crush you for good
01:14:46daddy a lucky magic spell for you i know you can do it
01:14:51you got this
01:14:55soon
01:14:57soon soon what are you praying for a miracle
01:15:00i mean i guess you probably should
01:15:02because it's going to take an act of god for you to win this
01:15:05anything less and that trophy is mine
01:15:07a miracle
01:15:09miracles are for the unprepared
01:15:23the sun
01:15:24it actually disappeared
01:15:36fine
01:15:37at least it'll make things interesting
01:15:50nice shot bud
01:15:51bummer
01:15:52nerdy
01:15:53yes
01:15:54kane slipped up
01:15:56bobby just needs to get the ball in the green and put it in the hole
01:15:59then he's tied with kane
01:16:00it's for another round
01:16:02god this daddy
01:16:03god
01:16:06at his time it's gonna be a total eclipse
01:16:07how is he gonna swing in total darkness
01:16:09this is beyond lion's top records
01:16:12even at his peak
01:16:13plus it's about to be pitch black soon
01:16:15you can keep dreaming bud
01:16:18now it's bobby's turn
01:16:20he's looking rough
01:16:21we believe in you bobby
01:16:22we believe in you bobby
01:16:23you got this
01:16:29wigs bobby's not angling for the sage
01:16:32he's aiming for the flag
01:16:33he's swinging for the whip
01:16:35i tell you what
01:16:36i'll sweeten it
01:16:38you pull off this miracle
01:16:40i'll tear down that golden hill sign
01:16:42and i'll hand it to august
01:16:48august doesn't want your club
01:16:50your reputation is trash
01:16:54and you
01:16:57i'll go beyond
01:16:58i'll beat the old me
01:17:00after this shot august's name will echo across america
01:17:06now watch this drive
01:17:07now watch this drive
01:17:25now watch this drive
01:17:41Fly, golf ball, fly!
01:17:43Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:17:59Yeah!
01:18:04How did he do this?
01:18:13Let's go!
01:18:14Let's go!
01:18:14Let's go!
01:18:15No!
01:18:19I lost!
01:18:20Fuck!
01:18:21He crushed me!
01:18:23How could Cain lose to this fucking old bastard?
01:18:29Daddy, I knew you were the bestest!
01:18:33Folks, did you see this?
01:18:35He managed to beat Cain Carter with an injured right hand!
01:18:38He's back, folks!
01:18:40The Goofs!
01:18:41The Lion!
01:18:42Bobby Woods!
01:18:49The winner of the U.S. Open Championship, Bobby the Lion Woods!
01:18:59I didn't do this for me.
01:19:03I did it for all of us.
01:19:05For August Golf Club!
01:19:10You cheated!
01:19:12This trophy belongs to the Golden Hills Golf Club!
01:19:15You were taking pills.
01:19:17I saw it with my own two eyes.
01:19:19You were doping!
01:19:22No.
01:19:22The meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association before the competition even started.
01:19:28You got proof of that, sweetheart?
01:19:30I can prove it!
01:19:36The doping you saw?
01:19:39Painkillers.
01:19:40Prescribed by the hospital for his injuries.
01:19:44Legal.
01:19:45Approved by the association.
01:19:46And cleared prior to competition.
01:19:49It's all documented right here.
01:19:53You.
01:19:54You're on his team.
01:19:55You're in on it.
01:19:57Oh, and uh, as far as your crimes go, I've got implanting microchips to cheat and also aggravated assault.
01:20:06I have evidence.
01:20:08How about you?
01:20:12I have evidence.
01:20:15Do you?
01:20:17This is enough to arrest you and investigate your little club.
01:20:22Come on, punch you motherfucker.
01:20:25Lion, you finally returned reclaiming your place as champion.
01:20:36A long time ago I said I was going to retire.
01:20:39But I did for my daughter.
01:20:41And since I've won, I'm going back into retirement.
01:20:48Stay.
01:20:49We need a legend like you in golf to lead the way.
01:20:54Please.
01:20:54Stay.
01:20:56Stay.
01:20:58Stay.
01:20:59Stay.
01:20:59Stay.
01:21:00Stay.
01:21:02Eleanor.
01:21:03Daddy has a lot of money now.
01:21:05And I can afford to bring you to any art school you want to go to.
01:21:08I'm staying with you.
01:21:10I'm not golfing.
01:21:14Daddy, I like watching you play golf.
01:21:17I've never seen you so cool and strong before.
01:21:21You're amazing.
01:21:24I'm a big girl now.
01:21:26Eleanor's happy if Daddy's happy.
01:21:29Daddy should do what he wants, too.
01:21:36Okay.
01:21:38Then we're all going to be a big happy family.
01:21:40All right.
01:21:42OK.
01:21:59And then, we have to change the time.
01:21:59Hey.
01:22:00Bye.
01:22:01Byekus.
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