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00:00:22Welcome, ladies and gentlemen and sea monsters of all stripes
00:00:26to the ocean famous Sea Stage Amphitheater, where it's always nice to see you, but it's
00:00:34so much nicer to be seen. As ever, I'm your host, Tony Longknee. I hope you've got your
00:00:42fins on today, because this is going to be a bombshell, blockbuster, barn burner of an
00:00:48announcement. As we all know, that most marvelous, magical, manly holiday is fast approaching.
00:00:56Next Sunday is Father's Day. And in honor of all you number one dads out there, we're holding
00:01:04the annual Deep Sea Burp Contest that day at noon. That's right, Lips. So everybody flex
00:01:11those blowholes and stretch those gills, because our annual ocean championship is up for grabs.
00:01:17And what better gift to give the beloved patriarch of your reef than the Deep Sea Burp Contest
00:01:24championship trophy. So get cracking, crustaceans, and find your motivation, mollusks. Sunday
00:01:32will be here before we know it, and a new champion will claim the crown and make their school proud.
00:01:38Bring your acid reflux, anglers, and we'll see you on Sunday.
00:01:44Wow, the Deep Sea Burping title. Just imagine it. That sure would spur a lot of opportunities.
00:01:52I bet you could get a full scholarship to any fish school if you're choosing as Burp Champion.
00:01:57Yeah, it is what you make it, though. Just because you win a prestigious title doesn't automatically
00:02:03make you the world's oyster. Just look at my dad.
00:02:06Oh, right. I totally forgot he was the very first Deep Sea Burp Champion way back when.
00:02:12Say, how long ago was that exactly?
00:02:15A long time.
00:02:17Right. Well, I'll bet he did lots of cool stuff during his time in the limelight.
00:02:22Not really. He just came back home, put his trophy in the closet, and watched TV.
00:02:27What? How was that possible? Did he at least watch himself on TV?
00:02:33Well, my dad avoided the press. He didn't gill any interviews, fit any autographs, or paddle
00:02:40any appearances. He just came home. He's always just been my dad.
00:02:45Wow. What would you do if you won the title, Charlie?
00:02:50Me? I don't even know how to burp.
00:02:52There's time to learn. Are you gonna enter the competition?
00:02:55No. Why would I do that?
00:02:57Because it's fun. And it's a unique experience. And you can do a lot of cool things if you
00:03:03win. Even if you don't win.
00:03:05Yeah, well, that'd also be a lot of pressure. Just because who my dad is. Who needs that?
00:03:10What about you? Are you gonna enter?
00:03:12I'm thinking about it. I've never burped either.
00:03:15Ha. I'm sure we'd be very impressive.
00:03:26Hey, Scroodle. Whatcha up to?
00:03:29Training!
00:03:30Oh, yeah? You gonna enter the contest?
00:03:33Enter?
00:03:34I'm gonna win! I've been burping since I was your age. Nobody can top me. Listen to this!
00:03:43Wow. You like that, huh? Don't sweat it. Maybe someday you'll be able to float him like
00:03:50that.
00:03:50Yeah, maybe someday.
00:03:52Hey, isn't your dad the first DC Bird Champion ever? That's him!
00:03:58Come on, Mucus.
00:03:59Yeah! Wow! What's that like?
00:04:02It's like anything else, really. He just pops to me.
00:04:04Right. That dude did squat with his title. All the champions after him became like celebrities.
00:04:12But not that dude. He just... poof! Disappeared.
00:04:17Well, he never disappeared for me. He's been a good dad.
00:04:20I'll bet. Kind of a loser, Burp Champion. Nice to hear he's good at something.
00:04:29Well, I'm off to continue my training. I've got this in the net. But that doesn't mean
00:04:36it's easy. The best of the best are gonna be there next weekend. Gotta be ready. Ta-ta,
00:04:42tilapia!
00:04:45Man, what a jerk. He's never won anything in his life.
00:04:49That's probably why he's so confident. He'll find out how tough it is on Sunday.
00:04:53My dad always said it was a real pressure cooker.
00:04:57Huh? You think your dad would want you to enter the contest?
00:05:01Don't know. We never talk about competing. He mostly watches TV and sleeps.
00:05:06Gotcha. What do you think he'd say if you won?
00:05:15Hi, Pops.
00:05:16Hi, Charlie. How was school today?
00:05:18Pretty good. I got an A in Miss Barnacle's class.
00:05:21Oh? Congratulations. How was Miss Barnacle?
00:05:25She's good. She said hi.
00:05:28Do you know each other well?
00:05:29Fairly. We went to school together when I was your age.
00:05:32Wow, that was a long time ago.
00:05:36Ha ha ha. Yes, a long time ago.
00:05:39Was she as cool as you were back then?
00:05:42Cool? Oh, I was never cool.
00:05:45Pfft. You were the very first Deep Sea Burp Champion. I'd say that's pretty cool.
00:05:50And I'd say it was a different lifetime, my boy.
00:05:53You mean, like an alternate dimension?
00:05:56Not exactly, no. I'll explain it someday. But not today.
00:06:01Oh, okay. Hey, you want to practice some burps?
00:06:04Burps? No, Charlie. Those days are behind me.
00:06:08Besides, Crafty Fish is coming on.
00:06:11Crafty Fish? What's that?
00:06:12A new show where all the fish evade the fishermen.
00:06:16It's so great watching those guys get mad.
00:06:19One guy snapped his rod and threw himself right into the lake. Ha ha ha ha.
00:06:24I'll check it out sometime. I'm going to play in my room.
00:06:27See you later, buddy.
00:06:28Later, pups.
00:06:36Ladies and gentlemen, in Plankton of all persuasions, allow me to introduce the winner.
00:06:43And new Deep Sea Burp Champion.
00:06:48Charlie!
00:06:58Hey, come on, guys. I didn't want any trouble.
00:07:02Well, trouble's what you got, Squish.
00:07:05Yeah. What are you going to do about it?
00:07:07Um, nothing.
00:07:09Uh, can't... can't we all just get along?
00:07:13Ha! Why would we get along when we can fight?
00:07:15And why would we waste our time competing against losers when we could wipe them out in advance?
00:07:22Consider your butt whipped, loser.
00:07:24What?
00:07:25What? You know what I mean.
00:07:27Whatever. Listen up, small fry.
00:07:30Nobody around here burps like I can.
00:07:32So don't even think about entering that contest this weekend.
00:07:37Yeah, don't waste your time.
00:07:38Okay, okay. I won't enter the contest.
00:07:41Pinky swear?
00:07:43I don't have pinkies.
00:07:45Oh, that's right. And if you're not careful, we'll take your fins.
00:07:50Hey, you punks leave mucus alone.
00:07:53Says who?
00:07:54Look, it's the champs wrestling. His dad won the very first burping title.
00:07:59When? At the turn of the century?
00:08:02Yeah, back when they gave megalodonties his trophies.
00:08:09What are you two still doing in fish school? How old are you guys anyway?
00:08:14Not as old as your dad.
00:08:16Yeah.
00:08:17At least Charlie's dad cares. Yours took one look at you and swam for the hills.
00:08:23Why, I oughta.
00:08:25Cool it, Rip. We don't have to fight all the time.
00:08:28We got all the friends we need.
00:08:30We don't have to be friends to be friendly.
00:08:32By that logic, we don't have to be hungry to take a bite.
00:08:37Come here, champ.
00:08:42Ha!
00:08:43Saved by the bell.
00:08:45You twerps better swim fast after school.
00:08:48We'll be looking for you.
00:08:50Chump!
00:08:51Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:08:55You okay, mucus?
00:08:56Yeah, I'm fine. Those guys are bullies.
00:08:59They sure are.
00:09:01But don't worry about them.
00:09:03Come on, we're gonna be late for class.
00:09:11Hey, live bait.
00:09:14Still feeling mouthy?
00:09:17Come on, guys. Give me a break.
00:09:19Oh, you want a break, huh?
00:09:21Okay. One break coming up.
00:09:28Mooooooop.
00:09:29Ow.
00:09:30That's how it's done, hook holder.
00:09:33Yeah, go tell your old man there's a new champ in town.
00:09:36And his name is Rip.
00:09:38Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:09:48Hello? Anybody home?
00:09:51Charlie? Is that you?
00:09:53You know it, kid. Come on in.
00:09:58Good to see you again, kiddo.
00:10:00To what do I owe the honor?
00:10:01I just thought I'd come say hi, rags.
00:10:04Do I need a reason?
00:10:05No, you don't, Charlie.
00:10:07But I know you better than that.
00:10:09I can see the worry in your gills.
00:10:12You can?
00:10:13I can.
00:10:14You're just like your dad in that way.
00:10:16Blousy poker faces.
00:10:18Ha ha ha ha.
00:10:19I have a dilemma, rags.
00:10:20A dilemma?
00:10:21I got medicine for that, you know.
00:10:23It's a little chalky, but it'll get you regular in no time.
00:10:26What?
00:10:27No, I'm facing a problem, and I don't know what to do.
00:10:30Oh, is it dropsy?
00:10:33That little antibacterial fish food and a couple drops in your reef cave will clear that right up, kiddo.
00:10:39Gosh, no, don't know what to do.
00:10:41Phew, good.
00:10:42I mean, I know some good home remedies, but I'm no doctor.
00:10:47What is it, kid?
00:10:48They just announced a contest to crown the new Deep Sea Burp Champion.
00:10:53Ah, I heard about that.
00:10:55Boy, it takes me back.
00:10:57It does.
00:10:58Do you regret it?
00:11:00Regret it?
00:11:00I relive it every day.
00:11:02Sometimes I act out that championship round against your dad right here in my cave.
00:11:08All by myself.
00:11:10Pretty pathetic, huh?
00:11:11What?
00:11:11No.
00:11:12It's just...
00:11:13Well, it's kind of pathetic.
00:11:15Yeah.
00:11:15Don't buffer the blow or anything, kid.
00:11:18That reminds me of your dad, too.
00:11:20Brutal honesty.
00:11:21I wish that were the case, rags.
00:11:23I'd love to ask Pops about this, but he just won't talk about it.
00:11:27Is it his weight gain?
00:11:28He's really ballooned these last few years.
00:11:31Must be all that TV watching.
00:11:33No, it's not that.
00:11:34It's...
00:11:36I'm thinking about entering the contest and competing for the title.
00:11:40Get out of here.
00:11:41Is that stupid of me?
00:11:43Tell me if so.
00:11:44I respect your opinion.
00:11:45Don't.
00:11:46Okay.
00:11:47That's all you had to say.
00:11:48I won't.
00:11:49No.
00:11:49I mean don't respect my opinion.
00:11:52What?
00:11:53Respect your own opinion.
00:11:55Follow your heart, kid.
00:11:57Don't ask anyone's permission to go for it.
00:12:00You think your dad asked anybody for permission to compete in that competition he won?
00:12:05We were your age.
00:12:06They didn't even allow Fish That Young to enter.
00:12:09We forged our papers just to get in.
00:12:12Nowadays, anyone can compete.
00:12:14Why wouldn't you?
00:12:15I don't know.
00:12:16It only seems like Pops regrets even doing it.
00:12:19Yeah, well, your dad's a complicated fish.
00:12:22I'll say.
00:12:23Sometimes, I don't get him at all.
00:12:25Join the club, kid.
00:12:27I can't speak for him.
00:12:29I wouldn't know where to start.
00:12:31But I can speak for myself.
00:12:33They used to call me Riches, you know?
00:12:36Riches?
00:12:37So...
00:12:38I went from riches to rags.
00:12:40I hear it all the time.
00:12:42What's up with you guys?
00:12:43I don't get it.
00:12:45Too much, too soon.
00:12:47Our ideas were bigger than our fins.
00:12:50We basked for too long and the ocean passed us by.
00:12:53Who knows?
00:12:55Me and your dad saw things differently.
00:12:58But we kind of handled things the same way.
00:13:02I never thought of it like that.
00:13:03Well, you should.
00:13:05Listen, I can't say I'm leading by example.
00:13:08I hardly leave my cave.
00:13:11You've got your whole life ahead of you.
00:13:14Don't do as I do.
00:13:15But if you need advice, I'll be honest.
00:13:19The contest is on Father's Day.
00:13:21You think pops will hate me if I enter?
00:13:23Hate you?
00:13:24Kid, I've never understood a thing that old fish has done.
00:13:28But I know one thing is a fact.
00:13:30Your dad loves you more than anything in this ocean.
00:13:34And that's not going to change.
00:13:36Certainly not because of some dumb contest.
00:13:39Thanks, rags.
00:13:40Sometimes it's nice to put things into perspective.
00:13:43I just have one more question for you.
00:13:46What's that?
00:13:47Will you teach me to burp?
00:13:48Oh boy.
00:13:49Sure, kid.
00:13:50Thanks, rags.
00:13:51Where do we start?
00:13:52Oh, let's see.
00:13:54These cave walls?
00:13:56The walls?
00:13:57Yeah.
00:13:57They haven't been washed in forever.
00:13:59You can start now.
00:14:00We'll talk after.
00:14:02Oh.
00:14:03Okay.
00:14:08You better smooch for me.
00:14:11You're gonna be chopped when we get a hold of you.
00:14:14That's right.
00:14:15Hey, we're gonna burp your scales off.
00:14:18What did I do?
00:14:19I already told you I won't enter the burping contest.
00:14:22I promise.
00:14:24I need a practice, Stephanie.
00:14:26Come back here so I can hit you with some burps and rattle your little skeleton.
00:14:31That doesn't sound like much fun, Rip.
00:14:33What about those rocks over there?
00:14:35Look at all that, Aljay.
00:14:37You could burp it to bits.
00:14:39Why would I do that when I can burp you to bits instead, small fry?
00:14:45Yeah.
00:14:46Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
00:14:48Burp.
00:14:50You call that a burp?
00:14:52This is a burp.
00:14:56Burp.
00:14:57Burp.
00:14:58Burp.
00:14:59Whaaa ha ha ha ha ha.
00:15:03Patton your gills, Seanhite.
00:15:06Now, you're gonna get it.
00:15:08Stop right there, Rip.
00:15:09Jelly fun? Who invited you to this party?
00:15:14No one! I'm crashing!
00:15:16This is none of your business, sister.
00:15:19I'd beat Finn's if I were you.
00:15:21This is between us and the little fish.
00:15:24Unless that little fish is tutoring you, I'm making it my business.
00:15:28Tutoring us? You gotta be killing!
00:15:30Oh, but I'm not, Barf.
00:15:32Everyone knows you've been trying to get a passing grade in school for three years.
00:15:37Two and a half?
00:15:37If you say so, back off the fish and scram.
00:15:41And what if we don't wanna?
00:15:43Then I'll show you what a real burp sounds like.
00:15:46Ha! That I'd like to see!
00:15:48Have it your way!
00:15:53Burrrrrrrrrp!
00:15:54Ow!
00:15:55Want another one?
00:15:57No, no, no!
00:15:58I'll get you for this jelly fun. Mark-
00:16:01Ow. You sure know how to burp, lady.
00:16:04Not for prizes.
00:16:05Huh? That's pretty-
00:16:07If I competed.
00:16:08Because I'd win!
00:16:10I believe that.
00:16:11But, fame's overrated.
00:16:12I'd rather be happy.
00:16:14Besides, everyone's famous these days.
00:16:16On their social media matrixes.
00:16:18Oh, are you on Fishbook?
00:16:20I'll send you a friend request.
00:16:22No, I'm not on Fishbook.
00:16:24Or Critter.
00:16:25Or Crab Chat.
00:16:26Don't you know?
00:16:27The worst thing that could happen to a fish is to find themselves online.
00:16:31Oh.
00:16:32Okay.
00:16:33Wow.
00:16:34So, what's your deal, Mucus?
00:16:36Why are those guys picking on you?
00:16:38Oh, they pick on everybody.
00:16:40But especially me.
00:16:42They're trying to bully fish out of entering the deep sea burp contest this weekend so Rip can win.
00:16:47Rip?
00:16:49Pssh.
00:16:49Only winners win.
00:16:51Rip's a loser.
00:16:54Yeah.
00:16:56He is.
00:16:57Hey.
00:16:58You wanna meet a real winner?
00:16:59Come with me.
00:17:00Um.
00:17:01Okay.
00:17:06All right, Charlie.
00:17:07Now pay attention.
00:17:08These creatures are practicing.
00:17:10You'll see what the competition's got in store.
00:17:13What they're thinking.
00:17:14What they're made of.
00:17:16Hey.
00:17:16I know this guy.
00:17:17His name is Brute.
00:17:20Amateur.
00:17:25Slightly better, but he goes home in round two.
00:17:34Ahem, ah la, ah la la la la la.
00:17:40Ah la la la la la la!
00:17:44Ah la la la la la la laaaa!
00:17:49Oh for Neptune's sake.
00:17:52Burp...
00:17:53Yeah.
00:17:55Woo hoo hoo!
00:17:56Woohoo! You got this in the bag, tiptoes!
00:18:00Thanks, Mr. Sushi. Aw, shucks.
00:18:03Please, refrain from using that word!
00:18:06What word?
00:18:07Shucks. It conjures unpleasant memories of my time in the Pacific.
00:18:12Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Sushi. It won't happen again.
00:18:16Somebody's sensitive.
00:18:23All right, Charlie. Now that you've seen what some of your opponents are bringing to the stage, you're ready for
00:18:28the next step in your training.
00:18:30I am? All right! What are we doing? Mouth gapes? Breathing exercises? Diaphragm stretches?
00:18:37You're going to weed the cave.
00:18:39We need the what?
00:18:40The cave. You're going to weed the cave. It's terribly overgrown. And if we're going to continue, we'll need space.
00:18:50Oh.
00:18:51I set out some tools for you. If you could line along the cave's natural contours, that would be great.
00:18:58Oh, and don't cut down the archway flowers. I like those.
00:19:01All right.
00:19:19What am I doing? I must be out of my mind. This is such a mistake. I can't win the
00:19:25deep sea burp contest. It's impossible.
00:19:28...burp the way they do, Mucus. This lady's the fish to...
00:19:31Do you think she'll even want to talk to a little fish like me?
00:19:34Will she want to? She'll be delighted. She loves instructing pupils.
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