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00:00:22Welcome, ladies and gentlemen and sea monsters of all stripes
00:00:26to the ocean famous Sea Stage Amphitheater, where it's always nice to see you, but it's
00:00:34so much nicer to be seen. As ever, I'm your host, Tony Longknee. I hope you've got your
00:00:42fins on today, because this is going to be a bombshell, blockbuster, barn burner of an
00:00:48announcement. As we all know, that most marvelous, magical, manly holiday is fast approaching.
00:00:56Next Sunday is Father's Day. And in honor of all you number one dads out there, we're holding
00:01:04the annual Deep Sea Burp Contest that day at noon. That's right, Lips. So everybody flex
00:01:11those blowholes and stretch those gills, because our annual ocean championship is up for grabs.
00:01:17And what better gift to give the beloved patriarch of your reef than the Deep Sea Burp Contest
00:01:24championship trophy. So get cracking, crustaceans, and find your motivation, mollusks. Sunday
00:01:32will be here before we know it, and a new champion will claim the crown and make their school proud.
00:01:38Bring your acid reflux, anglers, and we'll see you on Sunday.
00:01:44Wow, the Deep Sea Burping title. Just imagine it. That sure would spur a lot of opportunities.
00:01:52I bet you could get a full scholarship to any fish school if you're choosing as Burp Champion.
00:01:57Yeah, it is what you make it, though. Just because you win a prestigious title doesn't automatically
00:02:03make you the world's oyster. Just look at my dad.
00:02:06Oh, right. I totally forgot he was the very first Deep Sea Burp Champion way back when.
00:02:12Say, how long ago was that exactly?
00:02:15A long time.
00:02:17Right. Well, I'll bet he did lots of cool stuff during his time in the limelight.
00:02:22Not really. He just came back home, put his trophy in the closet, and watched TV.
00:02:27What? How was that possible? Did he at least watch himself on TV?
00:02:33Well, my dad avoided the press. He didn't gill any interviews, fit any autographs, or paddle
00:02:40any appearances. He just came home. He's always just been my dad.
00:02:45Wow. What would you do if you won the title, Charlie?
00:02:50Me? I don't even know how to burp.
00:02:52There's time to learn. Are you gonna enter the competition?
00:02:55No. Why would I do that?
00:02:57Because it's fun. And it's a unique experience. And you can do a lot of cool things if you
00:03:03win. Even if you don't win.
00:03:05Yeah, well, that'd also be a lot of pressure. Just because who my dad is. Who needs that?
00:03:10What about you? Are you gonna enter?
00:03:12I'm thinking about it. I've never burped either.
00:03:15Ha. I'm sure we'd be very impressive.
00:03:26Hey, Scroodle. Whatcha up to?
00:03:29Training!
00:03:30Oh, yeah? You gonna enter the contest?
00:03:33Enter?
00:03:34I'm gonna win! I've been burping since I was your age. Nobody can top me. Listen to this!
00:03:43Wow. You like that, huh? Don't sweat it. Maybe someday you'll be able to float him like
00:03:50that.
00:03:50Yeah, maybe someday.
00:03:52Hey, isn't your dad the first DC Bird Champion ever? That's him!
00:03:58Come on, Mucus.
00:03:59Yeah! Wow! What's that like?
00:04:02It's like anything else, really. He just pops to me.
00:04:04Right. That dude did squat with his title. All the champions after him became like celebrities.
00:04:12But not that dude. He just... poof! Disappeared.
00:04:17Well, he never disappeared for me. He's been a good dad.
00:04:20I'll bet. Kind of a loser, Burp Champion. Nice to hear he's good at something.
00:04:29Well, I'm off to continue my training. I've got this in the net. But that doesn't mean
00:04:36it's easy. The best of the best are gonna be there next weekend. Gotta be ready. Ta-ta,
00:04:42tilapia!
00:04:45Man, what a jerk. He's never won anything in his life.
00:04:49That's probably why he's so confident. He'll find out how tough it is on Sunday.
00:04:53My dad always said it was a real pressure cooker.
00:04:57Huh? You think your dad would want you to enter the contest?
00:05:01Don't know. We never talk about competing. He mostly watches TV and sleeps.
00:05:06Gotcha. What do you think he'd say if you won?
00:05:15Hi, Pops.
00:05:16Hi, Charlie. How was school today?
00:05:18Pretty good. I got an A in Miss Barnacle's class.
00:05:21Oh? Congratulations. How was Miss Barnacle?
00:05:25She's good. She said hi.
00:05:28Do you know each other well?
00:05:29Fairly. We went to school together when I was your age.
00:05:32Wow, that was a long time ago.
00:05:36Ha ha ha. Yes, a long time ago.
00:05:39Was she as cool as you were back then?
00:05:42Cool? Oh, I was never cool.
00:05:45Pfft. You were the very first Deep Sea Burp Champion. I'd say that's pretty cool.
00:05:50And I'd say it was a different lifetime, my boy.
00:05:53You mean, like an alternate dimension?
00:05:56Not exactly, no. I'll explain it someday. But not today.
00:06:01Oh, okay. Hey, you want to practice some burps?
00:06:04Burps? No, Charlie. Those days are behind me.
00:06:08Besides, Crafty Fish is coming on.
00:06:11Crafty Fish? What's that?
00:06:12A new show where all the fish evade the fishermen.
00:06:16It's so great watching those guys get mad.
00:06:19One guy snapped his rod and threw himself right into the lake. Ha ha ha ha.
00:06:24I'll check it out sometime. I'm going to play in my room.
00:06:27See you later, buddy.
00:06:28Later, pups.
00:06:36Ladies and gentlemen, in Plankton of all persuasions, allow me to introduce the winner.
00:06:43And new Deep Sea Burp Champion.
00:06:48Charlie!
00:06:58Hey, come on, guys. I didn't want any trouble.
00:07:02Well, trouble's what you got, Squish.
00:07:05Yeah. What are you going to do about it?
00:07:07Um, nothing.
00:07:09Uh, can't... can't we all just get along?
00:07:13Ha! Why would we get along when we can fight?
00:07:15And why would we waste our time competing against losers when we could wipe them out in advance?
00:07:22Consider your butt whipped, loser.
00:07:24What?
00:07:25What? You know what I mean.
00:07:27Whatever. Listen up, small fry.
00:07:30Nobody around here burps like I can.
00:07:32So don't even think about entering that contest this weekend.
00:07:37Yeah, don't waste your time.
00:07:38Okay, okay. I won't enter the contest.
00:07:41Pinky swear?
00:07:43I don't have pinkies.
00:07:45Oh, that's right. And if you're not careful, we'll take your fins.
00:07:50Hey, you punks leave mucus alone.
00:07:53Says who?
00:07:54Look, it's the champs wrestling. His dad won the very first burping title.
00:07:59When? At the turn of the century?
00:08:02Yeah, back when they gave megalodonties his trophies.
00:08:09What are you two still doing in fish school? How old are you guys anyway?
00:08:14Not as old as your dad.
00:08:16Yeah.
00:08:17At least Charlie's dad cares. Yours took one look at you and swam for the hills.
00:08:23Why, I oughta.
00:08:25Cool it, Rip. We don't have to fight all the time.
00:08:28We got all the friends we need.
00:08:30We don't have to be friends to be friendly.
00:08:32By that logic, we don't have to be hungry to take a bite.
00:08:37Come here, champ.
00:08:42Ha!
00:08:43Saved by the bell.
00:08:45You twerps better swim fast after school.
00:08:48We'll be looking for you.
00:08:50Chomp!
00:08:51Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:08:55You okay, mucus?
00:08:56Yeah, I'm fine. Those guys are bullies.
00:08:59They sure are.
00:09:01But don't worry about them.
00:09:03Come on, we're gonna be late for class.
00:09:11Hey, live bait.
00:09:14Still feeling mouthy?
00:09:17Come on, guys. Give me a break.
00:09:19Oh, you want a break, huh?
00:09:21Okay. One break coming up.
00:09:27Burp.
00:09:29Ow.
00:09:30That's how it's done, hook holder.
00:09:33Yeah, go tell your old man there's a new champ in town.
00:09:36And his name is Rip.
00:09:38Ah!
00:09:39Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:09:48Hello?
00:09:49Anybody home?
00:09:51Charlie? Is that you?
00:09:53You know it, kid. Come on in.
00:09:58Good to see you again, kiddo.
00:10:00To what do I owe the honor?
00:10:02I just thought I'd come say hi, rags.
00:10:04Do I need a reason?
00:10:05No, you don't, Charlie.
00:10:07But I know you better than that.
00:10:09I can see the worry in your gills.
00:10:12You can?
00:10:12I can.
00:10:14You're just like your dad in that way.
00:10:16Blousy poker faces.
00:10:18I have a dilemma, rags.
00:10:20A dilemma?
00:10:21They got medicine for that, you know.
00:10:23It's a little chalky, but it'll get you regular in no time.
00:10:27What?
00:10:27No, I'm facing a problem, and I don't know what to do.
00:10:31Oh.
00:10:31Is it dropsy?
00:10:33That little antibacterial fish food and a couple drops in your reef cave will clear that right up, kiddo.
00:10:39Gosh, no. Don't know what to do.
00:10:41Phew, good.
00:10:42I mean, I know some good home remedies, but I'm no doctor.
00:10:47What is it, kid?
00:10:48They just announced a contest to crown the new Deep Sea Burp Champion.
00:10:53Ah, I heard about that.
00:10:56Boy, it takes me back.
00:10:57It does.
00:10:58Do you regret it?
00:11:00Regret it?
00:11:00I relive it every day.
00:11:02Sometimes I act out that championship round against your dad right here in my cave.
00:11:07All by myself.
00:11:09Pretty pathetic, huh?
00:11:11What?
00:11:11No.
00:11:12It's just...
00:11:13Well, it's kind of pathetic.
00:11:15Yeah.
00:11:15Don't buffer the blow or anything, kid.
00:11:18That reminds me of your dad, too.
00:11:20Brutal honesty.
00:11:21I wish that were the case, rags.
00:11:23I'd love to ask Pops about this, but he just won't talk about it.
00:11:27Is it his weight gain?
00:11:28He's really ballooned these last few years.
00:11:31Must be all that TV watching.
00:11:32No, it's not that.
00:11:35It's...
00:11:35I'm thinking about entering the contest and competing for the title.
00:11:40Get out of here.
00:11:41Is that stupid of me?
00:11:43Tell me if so.
00:11:44I respect your opinion.
00:11:45Don't.
00:11:46Okay.
00:11:47That's all you had to say.
00:11:48I won't.
00:11:49No.
00:11:50I mean don't respect my opinion.
00:11:52What?
00:11:53Respect your own opinion.
00:11:55Follow your heart, kid.
00:11:57Don't ask anyone's permission to go for it.
00:11:59You think your dad asked anybody for permission to compete in that competition he won?
00:12:05We were your age.
00:12:07They didn't even allow fish that young to enter.
00:12:09We forged our papers just to get in.
00:12:12Nowadays, anyone can compete.
00:12:14Why wouldn't you?
00:12:15I don't know.
00:12:16It only seems like Pops regrets even doing it.
00:12:19Yeah, well, your dad's a complicated fish.
00:12:22I'll say.
00:12:23Sometimes, I don't get him at all.
00:12:25Join the club, kid.
00:12:27I can't speak for him.
00:12:29I wouldn't know where to start.
00:12:31But I can speak for myself.
00:12:33They used to call me riches, you know.
00:12:36Riches?
00:12:37So...
00:12:38I went from riches to rags.
00:12:40I hear it all the time.
00:12:42What's up with you guys?
00:12:44I don't get it.
00:12:45Too much, too soon.
00:12:47Our ideas were bigger than our fins.
00:12:49We basked for too long and the ocean passed us by.
00:12:53Who knows?
00:12:55Me and your dad saw things differently.
00:12:58But we kind of handled things the same way.
00:13:02I never thought of it like that.
00:13:03Well, you should.
00:13:05Listen, I can't say I'm leading by example.
00:13:08I hardly leave my cave.
00:13:11You've got your whole life ahead of you.
00:13:14Don't do as I do.
00:13:15But if you need advice, I'll be honest.
00:13:19The contest is on Father's Day.
00:13:21You think pops will hate me if I enter?
00:13:23Hate you?
00:13:24Kid, I've never understood a thing that old fish has done.
00:13:28But I know one thing is a fact.
00:13:30Your dad loves you more than anything in this ocean.
00:13:34And that's not gonna change.
00:13:36Certainly not because of some dumb contest.
00:13:39Thanks, rags.
00:13:40Sometimes it's nice to put things into perspective.
00:13:43I just have one more question for you.
00:13:46What's that?
00:13:47Will you teach me to burp?
00:13:48Oh, boy.
00:13:49Sure, kid.
00:13:50Thanks, rags.
00:13:51Where do we start?
00:13:52Oh, let's see.
00:13:54These cave walls?
00:13:56The walls?
00:13:56Yeah, they haven't been washed in forever.
00:13:59You can start now.
00:14:00We'll talk after.
00:14:02Oh, okay.
00:14:08You better smooch for me.
00:14:11You're gonna be chopped when we get a hold of you.
00:14:14That's right.
00:14:15We're gonna burp your scales off.
00:14:18What did I do?
00:14:19I already told you I won't enter the burping contest.
00:14:22I promise.
00:14:24I need a practice, Stephanie.
00:14:26Come back here so I can hit you with some burps and rattle your little skeleton.
00:14:31That doesn't sound like much fun, Rip.
00:14:33What about those rocks over there?
00:14:35Look at all that, Aljay.
00:14:37You could burp it to bits.
00:14:39Why would I do that when I can burp you to bits instead, small fry?
00:14:45Yeah.
00:14:46Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
00:14:48Burp.
00:14:50You call that a burp?
00:14:52This is a burp.
00:14:56Burp.
00:15:04You better get to...
00:15:09You better get around.
00:15:27in my business tutoring us you gotta be kidding oh but i'm not barf everyone knows you've been
00:15:33trying to get a passing grade in school for three years two and a half if you say so back
00:15:40off the
00:15:40fish and scram and what if we don't wanna then i'll show you what a real burp sounds like
00:15:46ha that i'd like to see have it your way burp ow want another one no no no i'll get
00:15:58you for this
00:15:59jelly bun mark wow you sure know how to burp lady not for prizes huh that's pretty if i competed
00:16:07because i'd win i believe that but fame's overrated i'd rather be happy besides everyone's famous these
00:16:15days on their social media matrixes oh are you on fishbook i'll send you a friend request no i'm not
00:16:23on fishbook or critter or crab chat don't you know the worst thing that could happen to a fish is
00:16:29to
00:16:30find themselves online oh okay wow so what's your deal mucus why are those guys picking on you oh they
00:16:39pick on everybody but especially me they're trying to bully fish out of entering the deep sea burp
00:16:45contest this weekend so rip can win rip only winners win rips a loser
00:16:54yeah he is hey you want to meet a real winner come with me um okay
00:17:06all right charlie now pay attention these creatures are practicing you'll see what the competition's got
00:17:12in store what they're thinking what they're made of hey i know this guy his name is fruit burp amateur
00:17:24hey slightly better but he goes home in round two
00:17:35ahem aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah aah
00:17:46aah aah
00:17:52burp yeah whoo whoo you got this in the bag tiptoes thanks mr sushi aw shucks please refrain from
00:18:05using that word what word shucks it conjures unpleasant memories of my time in the pacific
00:18:12oh i'm sorry mr sushi it won't happen again somebody's sensitive
00:18:23all right charlie now that you've seen what some of your opponents are bringing to the stage
00:18:27you're ready for the next step in your training i am all right what are we doing mouth gapes breathing
00:18:34exercises diaphragm stretches you're going to weed the cave we need the what the cave
00:18:41you're going to weed the cave it's terribly overgrown and if we're going to continue we'll need space
00:18:49oh i set out some tools for you if you could line along the cave's natural contours
00:18:56that would be great oh and don't cut down the archway flowers i like those all right
00:19:20what am i doing i must be out of my mind this is such a mistake i can't win the
00:19:25deep sea burp
00:19:26contest it's impossible the way they do mucus this lady's the fish do you think she'll even want
00:19:32to talk to a little fish like me will she want to she'll be delighted she loves instructing pupils
00:19:40pepperhead firefly is the most talented saint
00:19:57pepperhead firefly is the main the fish do you think it's okay
00:20:03how do you think it works here it's okayä½ è¯´
00:20:03does it has a little bit of a deep dive here you
00:20:06think it's it's a really interesting i want to dive in because here's how it
00:20:06plays in the ocean i think so far it's
00:20:07actually one of the most talented people of the sarth että is an
00:20:07amazing thing for you to think of and then do you think it's not a big deal it's
00:20:19it's all right it's
00:20:22all right
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