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00:00:04New Intimacy Level Unlocked
00:00:11New Skin Dangerously Hot is Equipped
00:00:20You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe.
00:00:32When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:34You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:37Such a dumb username.
00:00:39Oh, okay guacamolewizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:44You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:45You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:57Crap, I'm late.
00:00:59Good luck, Skylacher Queen.
00:01:03Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:11In the game of Castle Claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:16But on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels.
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:48God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:51It's ruined!
00:01:58He's so hot!
00:01:59Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh my god, he's cold!
00:02:07He's so hot!
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:15Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:20What are you with me, son?
00:02:22What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:31You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:34Yeah, I break a lot of hearts, buttercup.
00:02:36Okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:40I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:43You were a...
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:52Alright.
00:02:53I broke something of yours.
00:02:56Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:58You got my attention.
00:03:01So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:09Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:12Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:17I got a hot mess energy.
00:03:20Hey!
00:03:23Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:27My last thought better not be broken!
00:03:29I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:36You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:41I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:50I'm gonna make her watch a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Close fighting the new girl.
00:03:56Close leaving the new girl.
00:03:58Yeah, idiot.
00:03:58I can see that.
00:04:01Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:14Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:23But he's not your Cole.
00:04:24Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:30Hi!
00:04:32I'm Jen.
00:04:33And this is Lindsay.
00:04:35Hi.
00:04:36I'm Hailey.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters.
00:04:39It's totally understandable.
00:04:41We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:43And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:44Come in.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:46Let's go.
00:04:51There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:14Aw, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:24Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30I'm giving back.
00:05:32Hold on.
00:05:34Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:40Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:49At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is it the online love-up?
00:05:52Ah, chill.
00:05:53Please.
00:05:56No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59Oh, that'll clean goes to the school.
00:06:06Please ignore that.
00:06:08Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You mess with Cole Edmunds, and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:24Wow.
00:06:24You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:28Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:34Is the new girl...
00:06:35Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:40Could it be...
00:06:41Jen?
00:06:44Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:53No chance it's Jen.
00:06:55So is it...
00:06:56She does look kinda cute.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:16Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:20Just keep walking.
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:24My name's Hayley.
00:07:26Well, Hayley.
00:07:28I think you, uh...
00:07:29It means to spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:34What a coincidence!
00:07:35So did you!
00:07:36Hell no!
00:07:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:41I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:44You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:49If your liver ends up with her, I must have failed an eye exam.
00:07:51Yeah.
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:06Something happened and I lost the game.
00:08:08I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:11I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:14And what is this?
00:08:15What I think it is, is...
00:08:17I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:22As more than just friends.
00:08:24Oh, thank God.
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:28You're my soulmate.
00:08:29Like, I like you so much.
00:08:30Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:34I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:37Wait, really?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Get ready.
00:08:45Okay.
00:08:47No face.
00:08:48Just the boobs.
00:08:50Is it a bad idea?
00:08:51But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:54PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:56All the kids do this.
00:08:57You'll love it.
00:09:02Ugh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:04Come on, Hayley.
00:09:06Confidence.
00:09:07You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:13Okay.
00:09:14Yeah.
00:09:15That's actually kind of...
00:09:20Oh my God.
00:09:22Seriously?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:24Anyone?
00:09:26Don't look at me!
00:09:30Don't look at me!
00:09:31We're trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:33I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:35Get out!
00:09:37Now!
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:39Ow!
00:09:40Damn it!
00:09:44Come on.
00:09:45Or...
00:09:53It's too hot.
00:09:55Whose face is hot.
00:09:57He says it's hot.
00:10:01You know!
00:10:08Oh my God.
00:10:11I'm going to take a look at me.
00:10:11It's too hot.
00:10:12I'm ready for sale.
00:10:17you're helping me i won't i didn't point on it but here we are
00:10:28excuse you these boobs are for someone else our little boyfriend do we that is shocking yeah
00:10:34actually and he'd probably kill you right now if you saw him flirting with me flirting yeah don't
00:10:39lie to yourself i've got a girlfriend too my thoughts and prayers to her funny okay well
00:10:44can we just pretend this didn't happen and go her separate ways fine by me
00:10:51oh and um all the purple brawl by the way i like it in a weird way i mean i
00:10:58have my type but
00:11:00you know power theory or whatever would you just get out of here
00:11:11hopefully guacamole wizard will like it too
00:11:15jen red alert cole and the new girl are for sure flirting i think it's time to take drastic action
00:11:23don't be a coward just send it jen
00:11:30oh my god here goes nothing
00:11:40still no response don't freak out he's probably just busy
00:11:48give it back why you don't want me to see your slutty little nude
00:11:53oh this is actually a really good photo honestly it's so good that i think the whole school should
00:11:57see it did you get it lindsey got it
00:12:02what are you doing
00:12:04what are you doing
00:12:17oh my god
00:12:20oh my god
00:12:32yo what's going on dude your enemies new just got put up on the big screen
00:12:36what's yeah
00:12:51come on let's see if these builds are photoshopped
00:12:57stop delete it please
00:13:10oh my brave knight i wish you were here with me right now
00:13:18oh my god
00:13:20oh cool your enemy's kind of hot
00:13:23since you're so into slutty photos
00:13:26why don't we just go ahead and go full nude
00:13:30jen no no no no no
00:13:32jen stop
00:13:51my school enemy is my allied girlfriend
00:13:57stop it
00:13:58stop it
00:13:59oh my god
00:14:01oh my god
00:14:10you okay
00:14:12give that to me
00:14:21now give the phone back jen
00:14:23what the hell cole i thought you'd be happy
00:14:30how does it feel being exposed to the whole school not good huh now if you don't delete it off
00:14:35your phone i'm exposed to what else is fake about you and i know it's not just your purse
00:14:40why are you even defending her she's the loser who has nude photos for random men
00:14:46and he's got more personality than all of you combined and if you mess with her you mess with me
00:14:50you hear me
00:14:56cole is on my side now is he doing this to play with my feelings i just need to be
00:15:01alone
00:15:01all right
00:15:02hayley
00:15:07cole is a rich asshole and he said we were enemies
00:15:11but why did i get butterflies when he looked at me today
00:15:17don't stay up too late honey
00:15:19love you mom
00:15:22wait mom
00:15:27do people change
00:15:28like
00:15:30can a spoiled brat
00:15:33somehow
00:15:34become nice
00:15:36well maybe just give them a second chance
00:15:56tough day huh
00:15:58there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:16:00they're my favorite
00:16:02noted
00:16:03is that all
00:16:04the whole school treats me like i'm their punching bag
00:16:06i'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship
00:16:10oh
00:16:11i'm really proud of you
00:16:14and then there's this guy
00:16:15he has this vendetta against me but at the same time he's super contradictory
00:16:19it's so confusing
00:16:21sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:24sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:25no i'm not into this guy
00:16:27i like you
00:16:27only you
00:16:34i really liked your photo by the way
00:16:36you did
00:16:36are you gonna reciprocate
00:16:38i was thinking it would be better if we met in person
00:16:40that sounds amazing
00:16:42when
00:16:43with
00:16:43well after school
00:16:45at the balcony
00:16:46i'll bring followers
00:16:47deal
00:16:56i'm about to meet my boyfriend
00:17:08stop thinking about coal
00:17:18call me father
00:17:19i heard about you harassing jen at school today
00:17:22defending that nobody
00:17:23hayley girl
00:17:24he was not a nobody dad
00:17:26are those for her
00:17:32what the fuck
00:17:35what the fuck
00:17:36i know what hayley is
00:17:38coal
00:17:39her mother works as a maid
00:17:41at my office
00:17:42that whole family is trash
00:17:43stay away from her
00:17:45and what if i say no
00:17:46stay away from hayley coal
00:17:48or i'll fire her mother
00:17:51what if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable
00:17:54i'm almost 18
00:17:55soon i'll have my inheritance
00:17:57i hate to make hayley wait but
00:17:59she can't know who i am before i make sure her family is safe
00:18:04you're sick
00:18:06it's called watching out for your future
00:18:14oh hi
00:18:16i am hayley
00:18:17yes
00:18:19so nice to meet you
00:18:20god
00:18:21i'd give anything just to hear her say my name
00:18:24but the moment she knows
00:18:25i lose her forever
00:18:29thank you for the flowers
00:18:30you're so nice
00:18:36guacamole wizard
00:18:38fail
00:18:41guacamole wizard
00:18:42ew
00:18:45you're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend
00:18:47pathetic
00:18:48maybe he's married
00:18:50or maybe he's fat
00:18:51and maybe he's sitting on his life video
00:18:55i don't want any more trouble
00:18:58why is guacamole wizard still not here
00:19:01oh no we're not here to give you any trouble
00:19:03we just noticed that you didn't have any lunch
00:19:05and so we thought we would bring you a sandwich
00:19:11eat it
00:19:22call me
00:19:24so you thought you could just humiliate me
00:19:26in front of the entire school
00:19:28you're a maid's daughter
00:19:30so you can go ahead and eat trash
00:19:32guacamole wizard
00:19:33where are you
00:19:34oh and by the way
00:19:36mccall's not gonna come save you
00:19:38because after all
00:19:39he's rich
00:19:40like me
00:19:44i'm nothing like you
00:19:50yeah i'm nothing like you
00:19:53call again
00:19:54why is he always here when i need help
00:19:57pick it up
00:19:58call we were kidding
00:20:00it's ketchup
00:20:01pick
00:20:01that bloody thing up
00:20:06take her you're gonna record this
00:20:16didn't your dad tell you not to mess with hayley anymore
00:20:18don't think you have leverage here
00:20:20so i'll tell your mom how fucked up you are
00:20:22you're gonna hold that thing next to your face
00:20:24and do what i say
00:20:28i will leave hayley alone
00:20:32i will leave hayley alone
00:20:38got it
00:20:38yeah
00:20:39let's go
00:20:41what are you looking at
00:20:45got it
00:20:46let's go
00:20:55uh thank you
00:20:57wow
00:20:59never thought i'd hear you say that
00:21:03why do you keep following me around
00:21:05i just
00:21:07i happen to see you
00:21:09were you waiting on someone
00:21:11yeah
00:21:12my boyfriend actually
00:21:16well he
00:21:17he kind of stood me up so
00:21:19maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:23maybe you gotta do it nice today
00:21:25cole are you being nice to me
00:21:28you thought we were enemies
00:21:31i mean i still find you incredibly annoying though
00:21:33so
00:21:33am i that annoying
00:21:35maybe you'll like me once you realize i have layers
00:21:37are you trying to play with my feelings cole edness
00:21:40because it's not gonna work
00:21:41i'm like those stupid spoiled heiresses
00:21:49how'd that online board communities make you fall for her
00:21:55he
00:21:56he makes me feel safe
00:21:59you wouldn't understand though
00:22:00you wouldn't understand better than you think
00:22:08cole understands me better than i think
00:22:12i don't see
00:22:14why you touch him like this
00:22:25if you keep staring i'm gonna think you like what you see
00:22:29no my
00:22:31my boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:36in the game
00:22:38oh in the game huh
00:22:46why does he have to smell so good
00:22:52are you a little slow in the game too
00:22:55i can see why he likes you
00:23:07i can't do this
00:23:10i love my boyfriend
00:23:11and you will never understand that
00:23:13he's smart and he's kind
00:23:15and
00:23:16he loves me for who i am
00:23:19that is so much more important to me
00:23:21than whatever this is between us
00:23:23i wish i could just tell her right now
00:23:33wait it couldn't be
00:23:36cole what was that notification on your phone
00:23:42there's nothing
00:23:43cole who are you
00:23:47what was that notification on your phone
00:23:49it was my dad telling me my car
00:23:51got done getting waxed
00:23:54champagne problems huh
00:23:57you live such a tough life
00:24:03what was i thinking
00:24:04we are from two different worlds
00:24:06he just wants to play with me
00:24:08but why did i want to kiss him so badly
00:24:15why didn't you come to school today
00:24:16i got into a car accident
00:24:19really are you okay
00:24:20you have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:23he was right
00:24:24who
00:24:25nobody
00:24:26which hospital are you staying at
00:24:27i want to come visit you
00:24:28no no you can't
00:24:30i look miserable now
00:24:31you need to see me in style
00:24:33fine if you say so
00:24:35so
00:24:36are we going to prom together
00:24:38hell yeah we are
00:24:44why would anyone want to sit next to her
00:24:47whoever needs a charity case
00:25:04oh
00:25:05you
00:25:06oh
00:25:06me
00:25:07why is she so lucky
00:25:09cole's never been this way
00:25:11with any other girl
00:25:12people think you're really lucky
00:25:14to be my lab partner
00:25:15i'm sure you feel really lucky
00:25:16to be my lab partner
00:25:17because you don't do any homework
00:25:24you finished it
00:25:26it's okay
00:25:27we'll get to know each other more
00:25:28i'm a bit curious about you actually
00:25:30i'm curious about you though
00:25:32like uh
00:25:33how close were you
00:25:34with your mom
00:25:36what is he trying to do
00:25:38it's none of your business
00:25:39but i'm very close with my mom
00:25:41i'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:46does colt genuinely want to know me
00:25:56so
00:25:57are you going to prom
00:25:58uh
00:25:59yeah well i don't know
00:26:01so you have a date
00:26:04or shall i say victim
00:26:06are you jealous of me
00:26:07me
00:26:08jealous
00:26:09no why would i be jealous
00:26:10oh because i think you so secretly want me
00:26:13you are so full of yourself
00:26:15you can do this on your own
00:26:16yeah
00:26:19no way
00:26:21it's a self-locking door
00:26:22really
00:26:23miss gorma's gonna be back in an hour
00:26:25i'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:26i'm stuck here with you for a full hour
00:26:28i'm not sorry
00:26:30am i that bad
00:26:31i think maybe we can pick up
00:26:32where we left off
00:26:34don't worry
00:26:34maybe trust me
00:26:37we're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:39yeah
00:26:49that was my first kiss
00:26:53my first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:56it was supposed to be special at prom
00:26:58and not just bumping lips
00:27:10you're really good at this
00:27:11one day when you regret it
00:27:14you know
00:27:16we can do more if you want
00:27:32and i've been wanting back a lot more than you think
00:27:36so you want me
00:27:40i think you know much i want you
00:27:46do you want me
00:27:48i want you
00:27:54oh shit
00:27:58anyone in here
00:28:01oh my god
00:28:02how long have you two been in here
00:28:03i really need to change this lock
00:28:05are you two okay
00:28:06oh
00:28:07yeah
00:28:08yeah we're good
00:28:09we're okay
00:28:18you're just going to pretend like that didn't happen
00:28:20what didn't happen
00:28:21hey wait
00:28:22it's just hormones
00:28:24hey jake
00:28:26can you still play after your accident
00:28:28relax i'm not dead
00:28:29wait
00:28:30car accident
00:28:31guacamole wizard
00:28:37i gotta go
00:28:46guacamole wizard
00:28:47huh
00:28:50are you all better after your car accident
00:28:52do i know you
00:28:54why is he being so standoffish
00:28:56is he trying to give me a surprise
00:28:58or he heard something about cole
00:29:01you're crushing your soda can
00:29:04she thinks guacamole wizard is jake myers
00:29:07he was in a real car accident
00:29:08according to you so is guacamole wizard
00:29:11i can't take this anymore
00:29:12cole
00:29:13wait
00:29:15oh shit
00:29:20what's up guys
00:29:23we were just chatting
00:29:24chatting about jake's grand plans to kick balls
00:29:28was there something that you wanted cole
00:29:31hey
00:29:32i just figured i'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:35they're your favorite
00:29:36right
00:29:38how did you know that
00:29:40tough day huh
00:29:41there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:43they're my favorite
00:29:44he couldn't be cole
00:29:46could he
00:29:53the truth is um
00:29:54a dickhead
00:29:57what do you honestly get out of here bro
00:29:59you came to my table bro
00:30:00and knocked my ball away
00:30:08there it goes again
00:30:09cole is jealous
00:30:11we got a problem here cole
00:30:13we don't have a problem
00:30:15we don't have a problem
00:30:17right
00:30:17tell cole to get my ball
00:30:19and we don't have a problem
00:30:21jake it would take me forever
00:30:22to find one of your balls
00:30:25i have the ball now
00:30:26can we stop measuring each other's dicks
00:30:30cole and jake are fighting over hayley
00:30:33maybe i can use that
00:30:37jake
00:30:38hey
00:30:39what if i told you
00:30:41that i have an internship opportunity for you with my dad
00:30:43wait seriously
00:30:44yeah
00:30:45just one little catch
00:30:46you have to pretend to like hallie roth
00:30:51all right you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports
00:30:54if you have any questions i'll be at my desk
00:30:57i thought guacamole wizard would feel more like cole
00:31:01but if he's really jake
00:31:03then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:05you've literally been sorry for five minutes
00:31:07i'm thinking
00:31:08about the report or about him
00:31:09why are you making it so weird about jake
00:31:12we literally made out of a sore dream
00:31:15maybe maybe you've known jake longer
00:31:16no
00:31:16you don't
00:31:17how do you know that
00:31:18you're going to prom with someone else
00:31:20stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:22you have no idea
00:31:28oh my god
00:31:30is jake asking me to prom
00:31:44hey lee someone's here to see you
00:31:58are you asking me to prom
00:32:00too cheesy
00:32:02no it's cute
00:32:04the accident
00:32:05the accident the mozzarella sticks
00:32:07he is guacamole wizard
00:32:09so um what do you think
00:32:11you want to go to prom with me
00:32:14i i should feel happy
00:32:16but why does this feel so wrong
00:32:20hey can we not
00:32:24hey can we not
00:32:26dude seriously what is your problem
00:32:28my problem here dude
00:32:29is that me and my lab partner have work to do
00:32:31and you're out here distracting me with bad puns
00:32:33wow
00:32:35that is some weak shit man
00:32:37oh that's weak shit
00:32:39is this weak shit
00:32:43oh my god
00:32:51wow
00:32:52wow
00:32:52he's got really pretty eyes
00:32:59wait i can't
00:33:00colt put me down
00:33:02put me down
00:33:03put me down
00:33:05don't do that again
00:33:19new couple alert
00:33:21fuck off jen
00:33:22why do you hate me so much cool
00:33:24you and i
00:33:25we're not that different
00:33:26and if you'd realize and give me a chance
00:33:28i think that we would make a great match
00:33:31like say if you asked me
00:33:32to prom
00:33:33i might say yes
00:33:37jen
00:33:37you want to go to prom
00:33:39with me
00:33:41jen you want to go to prom
00:33:42with me
00:33:44we're both hot
00:33:45and we're both rich
00:33:46and our dads have been in business
00:33:48like forever
00:33:48so
00:33:50how are we gonna make a chance
00:33:51i think i'll pass
00:33:54you're gonna regret this call admins
00:33:58here they come
00:34:01if i message corcomoli wizard
00:34:03i wonder if jake's phone will ding
00:34:07what should we wear to prom
00:34:08My funeral and the Dean's List.
00:34:19Um, I'll talk to you later. I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:21Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:22Bye.
00:34:24He's so different. Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:30Hayley?
00:34:39Jeez!
00:34:46Here, I'll get it.
00:34:47Yeah, I know.
00:34:53Oh, you're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:56I don't care.
00:34:57I do care.
00:35:00Hayley, I...
00:35:17Don't put a problem with Jake.
00:35:18I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me. He doesn't even know you.
00:35:23And you do? How do you know I like mozzarella sticks? That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:28Because...
00:35:29I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:32I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:34The first day.
00:35:35You were watching me?
00:35:38Just...
00:35:38Just don't go to college, Jake.
00:35:54Move!
00:35:56Cole is talking to Hayley again.
00:35:58Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:36:02Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:04Obviously, I do.
00:36:05Okay, then break them up, idiot.
00:36:09What do I do?
00:36:11I've got a few ideas.
00:36:17Hey, look.
00:36:19Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:21Alright, I promise.
00:36:22Yeah?
00:36:22Really, like who?
00:36:24I mean, the whole school hates me.
00:36:25Except for Jake.
00:36:27And you.
00:36:28But you're not asking me.
00:36:32Hey.
00:36:33Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:35Hey, Hal.
00:36:36Um...
00:36:36I just wanted to thank you again for...
00:36:38The other night.
00:36:41The other night?
00:36:42Yeah, it was...
00:36:44So...
00:36:45Sexy.
00:36:47You're so sexy.
00:36:49Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:52I hate to break it to you asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:37:00And she's a real tiger in the bedroom.
00:37:04Oh!
00:37:04Oh, shit! Look!
00:37:06Oh, shit!
00:37:09Oh, shit!
00:37:10Oh!
00:37:11Oh!
00:37:14Oh!
00:37:15Oh!
00:37:19Oh, my God!
00:37:23Stop!
00:37:24Guys, stop it!
00:37:25Stop!
00:37:25Stop!
00:37:27What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:31Shit.
00:37:32It's Principal Stevens.
00:37:33I've got to save Cole.
00:37:34I mean, Jake.
00:37:35I've got to save Jake.
00:37:40Oh!
00:37:42Oh, my God!
00:37:43Principal Stevens!
00:37:44I'm so sorry!
00:37:46Hailey Rock.
00:37:47That's detention.
00:37:49After school.
00:37:50Don't be late.
00:38:07What are you doing here?
00:38:09Can we keep you company?
00:38:11It's the least I could do after you saved my ass today.
00:38:15The locker thing?
00:38:16That was an accident.
00:38:18Oh, sure.
00:38:21So, uh...
00:38:22You and...
00:38:23You and Jake, huh?
00:38:25No.
00:38:27He lied about that.
00:38:28I don't know why, though.
00:38:30Good.
00:38:32You know...
00:38:33Father that asshole, every time he looks at you, makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:37Thinking about him touching you, kissing you...
00:38:40I could kill him.
00:38:44Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:49Okay, fine.
00:38:50I won't.
00:38:53Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:57Okay, everyone.
00:38:59Let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:08Oh, my God.
00:39:09I am so fed up with this.
00:39:17Let's do it.
00:39:23I do!
00:39:23I do it.
00:39:27Oh, sorry!
00:39:30I tripped.
00:39:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:39:33Jet!
00:39:34What?
00:39:34It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:40They're dead.
00:39:41They're both dead.
00:39:43Oh...
00:39:44How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:49Oh, what are you?
00:39:51Are you almost crying?
00:39:53It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:57Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:09What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:13Mrs. Gorman.
00:40:13It's burning.
00:40:14Mr. Edmonds.
00:40:15Oh, please. It's baking soda and water. You're fine.
00:40:18Detention. Today, after school.
00:40:21Shit.
00:40:33Jake, hey.
00:40:35Oh, sorry. Got to get to student council.
00:40:40Hey, you didn't even try the rice drink.
00:40:42The rice drink?
00:40:46Yeah.
00:40:48You don't know about the...
00:40:50Come on.
00:41:04Hey, um, Ella.
00:41:07It's Emma.
00:41:09Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:10Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:20Hey, it's going to be okay.
00:41:23We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:26No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:29It means...
00:41:30It means I can't...
00:41:32Can't what?
00:41:35I talked to a friend online.
00:41:38He's really important to me.
00:41:43And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:55You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid bravo...
00:42:03Okay, okay, okay, I get it.
00:42:08You're kind of sweet.
00:42:13Hey, look at that.
00:42:16Oh, my God.
00:42:19Oh, my God.
00:42:21You're a miracle worker.
00:42:28Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:30You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:32Shut up, Ella.
00:42:34It's Emma.
00:42:35Whatever.
00:42:41Oh, my God.
00:42:49Oh, morning, belly whore.
00:42:52How are things in the castle?
00:42:59Valley whore?
00:43:00What are they talking about?
00:43:16Guacamole wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:20Guacamole wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:24Oh, my God.
00:43:25Someone hacked my castle claimers messages.
00:43:27Touch me, guacamole wizard.
00:43:30Yeah.
00:43:31Hey, valley whore.
00:43:32Show him what you really like.
00:43:52Here you go.
00:43:53Here, this is for you.
00:43:58Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:44:00You hacked my laptop?
00:44:03Oh, no, it wasn't me.
00:44:04It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:06But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:08What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:11What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:13No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:15Hey, everyone, I think valley whore is a catfing.
00:44:19Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:48Stop it, stop, stop.
00:44:52I thought I'd send the janitor some time.
00:44:57Jane!
00:44:59Hey.
00:45:01Now is the time.
00:45:03Tell them.
00:45:04Tell them what?
00:45:05That you're a guacamole wizard.
00:45:08Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:11Here you go.
00:45:14Oh, my God.
00:45:15Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:18Oh, sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:23What?
00:45:23Why would you do that?
00:45:24Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:25Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:29Jake, is this true?
00:45:30Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:34Sorry.
00:45:36It was nothing personal?
00:45:43Yeah, nothing personal, huh?
00:45:45Oh!
00:45:46Oh!
00:45:50All right, all right, all right.
00:45:52Enough!
00:45:53What in the world is going on here?
00:45:55Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:57That's all him.
00:45:58Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:05Let me get this straight.
00:46:07You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:10It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:12It was Jen's cyber boy spreadsheets.
00:46:14Jesus Christ.
00:46:15How does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:17Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:20You think that's what it could be?
00:46:21Who cares?
00:46:22I care, and I hear she's got an eye for you, so you're taking her to prom.
00:46:28What?
00:46:29No, over my dead body.
00:46:31Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:34I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:36No, no, please don't.
00:46:37Please.
00:46:38Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:40Max's dad called.
00:46:42He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:43You're going to go, and you're going to ask Jen to prom.
00:46:47End of discussion.
00:46:53Come on, you big coward.
00:46:55Message him.
00:46:57Just do it, just do it.
00:47:00You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:09I could never think that.
00:47:16But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:18Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:19I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:26I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:29If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:42Okay.
00:47:43You got this, Haley.
00:47:45Just take a deep breath.
00:47:46You got this.
00:47:48You got this.
00:47:51You look beautiful.
00:47:55Thank you, Mom.
00:48:14Hey, Haley.
00:48:16I'm glad you came.
00:48:17You look so pretty.
00:48:18Hi.
00:48:19Hey, Max.
00:48:20Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:22I mean...
00:48:23Nah, it's just my parents' blood money.
00:48:24You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:26They don't care about shit.
00:48:28Get drunk, girl.
00:48:28Woo!
00:48:30Woo!
00:48:32Woo!
00:48:42What are you doing here?
00:48:44Valley whore?
00:48:47Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:50Hey, everyone.
00:48:50Let's give it up for Valley Whore.
00:48:52Valley Whore!
00:48:53Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:48:57Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:59What have I even done to you?
00:49:00To me?
00:49:00Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community because those little cringy messages
00:49:05on your castle game, those are concerning.
00:49:08Actually, you're kind of a little bit of a perv.
00:49:10Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:11She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:14Pervy princess!
00:49:17Pervy princess!
00:49:19Pervy princess!
00:49:20Pervy princess!
00:49:22Hey, let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:25Leave me alone.
00:49:27Is there a fire?
00:49:29Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:43Paul?
00:50:21are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend okay cole is not
00:50:29him anyways we are going to the prom together no i'm not yes you are it's okay you can be
00:50:36honest
00:50:36about your feelings so you too this whole time oh my god i am such an idiot hey wait wait
00:50:53please at least take my jackets you know if you really wanted to humiliate me you didn't have to
00:50:58go to the extra effort jen was doing just fine i wasn't trying to humiliate you then what were you
00:51:02trying to do i guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added bonus i knew i
00:51:08shouldn't have trusted you and what about guacamole was it what are you
00:51:22who is that i don't know just the devil
00:51:27get in the car i'm not going to ask you again cole get in the car dad can you just
00:51:34act normal for
00:51:35once and please introduce yourself to hayley i already assumed that's who this was hi mr
00:51:41happens so you're the scholarship trash that's hell bent on ruining cole's life well i've got news for
00:51:49you young lady my son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family and that's not you
00:51:55you will be forgotten you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me stay away from him
00:52:03or i swear to god your mother is fire dad stop don't you touch my family i'll stay away
00:52:13come on you don't mean that i hate everything you stand for i hate your greed and your callousness
00:52:22and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like i hate everything about you
00:52:27i hate all of it i don't want any part of it so cole go with your dad
00:52:45no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this co-patriarch
00:52:51hey you're not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable i promised your mother i
00:52:55would make you a success son even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:07hi hayley i'm emma i know you are right i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally helped
00:53:15and ruin your life so i wanted to return your laptop to you goodness new
00:53:24oh wow thanks emma okay bye
00:53:33one down one to go you're so cool i know emma want to go to prom why not let's get
00:53:43these
00:53:43lovers together
00:53:49hi mr edmund hi max and max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you cole's grounded
00:53:56oh he is but it was his 18th birthday today what can i say max actions have consequences
00:54:04birthday or no cole is grounded well that really sucks because he's uh also the president of the
00:54:12prom committee we were supposed to review budgets today cole my son cole reviewing budgets he's
00:54:20never reviewed a budget a day in his life well mr edmunds today could be that day and we just
00:54:25have
00:54:25to give him back this school sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very important and very
00:54:29respectable budgetary work
00:54:40go away
00:54:44max what what are you guys doing here happy birthday cole i brought you my laptop and logged into your
00:54:50castle
00:54:51claimers account just get it back to me by tomorrow what what's going on dude it's your 18th birthday
00:54:57you can tell hayley who you are now you can be together just log into this stupid game and tell
00:55:02the girl who you love you really are no i'll tell her myself stick me in your car
00:55:18mom i'm fine i just need some time alone
00:55:29open the door wait what it's here
00:55:42it's you
00:55:44i should have given you this to you a long time
00:55:48hayley i wanted to tell you who i was from the very beginning
00:55:51my dad threatened to fire your mom and i had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:55i was
00:55:56i got my inheritance and i can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose
00:56:14i understand if this changes things if you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard but
00:56:23look i need you to know i love you
00:56:37cool i love you
00:56:38you do
00:56:41yes you idiot
00:56:42i've loved you for months i mean this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though
00:56:48because i had to be loyal to him and
00:56:51but you're him
00:56:52you didn't expect her
00:56:55i mean i i always hoped it was you
00:57:00until you hoped
00:57:03yes i hoped it was you
00:57:04you were always there for me
00:57:08you're hot and
00:57:10you're really fucking hot
00:57:16yeah
00:57:17there's things i said we could do
00:57:20yeah i don't
00:57:22yeah
00:57:25i'll take my clothes off
00:57:26yeah no don't worry
00:57:50okay so
00:57:52what do you think
00:57:53ten out of ten
00:57:54no
00:57:55yeah
00:57:55yeah
00:57:55i'll get sex with sex with me specifically
00:57:59i've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:58:02all right
00:58:03all right that's fair
00:58:04i'll uh
00:58:05i'll take that as a one
00:58:11what is my life now
00:58:13am i being nice to cole eggnance
00:58:15hmm
00:58:16oh god no i i fully expect you to
00:58:19continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:21and i'll just
00:58:22i'll just
00:58:23i'll just lost behind it
00:58:25there's always been lost behind it
00:58:26i'll see you in a minute now
00:58:27ha ha
00:58:28stop it
00:58:31um
00:58:32i think
00:58:34isn't promenade
00:58:36i think you know if it's prom or not
00:58:38okay
00:58:40but
00:58:40the real question is
00:58:42do you got a date
00:58:45cole are you asking me to prom
00:58:47oh
00:58:47i would have asked you earlier
00:58:49but
00:58:50jay kind of beat me to the gym
00:58:51oh god please don't mention his name again
00:58:52i don't want to hear it
00:58:54yeah you don't have to ask me once
00:58:56but i don't even have a dress
00:58:59wait here
00:59:04i just slept with cole edmonds
00:59:06and i'm in love with cole edmonds
00:59:07who would have guessed
00:59:09who would have guessed
00:59:12i thought
00:59:14only the best for my princess
00:59:16where did you get that
00:59:18ah
00:59:19i might have gotten you a dress
00:59:21on the off chance that you
00:59:24might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:25and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:29of course they'll go to prom with you
00:59:35mr edmonds
00:59:36i didn't expect you to be here
00:59:38cole
00:59:40are you here
00:59:41cole
00:59:42are you here
00:59:43shh
00:59:44fuck
00:59:44mr edmonds
00:59:45you can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:48i see you cole
00:59:48you are a big pro
01:00:06hey uh
01:00:08you almost done in there
01:00:09you try changing into an evening gown
01:00:11in a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:14okay i'm ready
01:00:27what do you think
01:00:31my god haley you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
01:00:37uh uh uh
01:00:39i just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick
01:00:41you're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes
01:00:4420 more minutes
01:00:46we're in
01:00:46i do
01:00:50thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes
01:00:54website here we have a winner
01:00:58and your 2026 prom queen is
01:01:03jen longfellow
01:01:05thank you
01:01:07oh my god
01:01:08thank you guys so much
01:01:11seriously this makes the world to me
01:01:13i mean like who else would win right
01:01:16oh this is just the perfect moment
01:01:23oh my god that's haley and cole
01:01:26it was fucked
01:01:28since where's your dad
01:01:29yes
01:01:33hey er uh
01:01:34most time that's up
01:01:36no
01:01:36but
01:01:37who cares
01:01:40hell yeah
01:01:41woo
01:01:44ew literally what the fuck
01:01:46damn
01:01:46language
01:01:47i am the queen okay
01:01:49she's just a little
01:01:50pervy princess
01:01:51come on
01:01:52everyone say it with me
01:01:53pervy princess
01:01:55pervy princess
01:01:56pervy princess
01:02:00pervy princess
01:02:01wait
01:02:03wait wait wait
01:02:04what are those
01:02:05those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:06make cole edmunds fall in love with you
01:02:10his dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:13don't worry daddy if i can't have him no one can
01:02:18i'm gonna destroy hayley rod's life is this real
01:02:22jen's crazy
01:02:25who did this
01:02:27who did this
01:02:30what
01:02:31you exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think i was gonna hack your phone
01:02:35you little skit
01:02:37you know jen
01:02:39as the principal
01:02:40i'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:42and above all of this petty drama
01:02:46but
01:02:47quite frankly
01:02:47you are the worst
01:02:49and i think it's time that you are expelled from edmunds academy
01:02:54you can't do that
01:02:55i'm the principal so uh
01:02:57yes i can
01:03:07you know
01:03:08there was no wintering shit
01:03:09you lied to me
01:03:11you know
01:03:12the car
01:03:18hayley
01:03:18catch
01:03:22oh
01:03:23oh
01:03:24my princess finally has her crown
01:03:27now all i need is my handsome prince oh yeah no can do all i have to offer
01:03:33is a bowie knight with a chip on his shoulder and a awesome sense of humor
01:03:39how can i refuse
01:03:46oh no that's my dad
01:03:50we are going home right now you disobeyed me for the last time boy
01:03:55yeah i'm not a boy dad you talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family
01:04:01last
01:04:02name yet you can't see i've already become that man and it's because of hayley and you can accept
01:04:09that i'll make my own path and best believe me i can i'll say this it's the most backbone i've
01:04:16ever
01:04:17seen in you cole joy pro
01:04:28i am so proud of you
01:04:31i can't have done with all you being by my side
01:04:35that was terrifying it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before though so
01:04:41i love you the other queen
01:04:42i love you guacamole wizard
01:04:44oh my god i gotta change that username
01:04:46yeah you do
01:04:47yeah you do
01:04:51whoa
01:04:51thank you and i love you
01:04:56oh my god
01:05:02yeah
01:05:02oh my god
01:05:03yeah
01:05:03yeah
01:05:03yeah
01:05:03yeah
01:05:03yeah
01:05:03yeah
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