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00:00:01Bolt, this experiment needs to be perfect.
00:00:05What you should be worried about, Denise, is who's taking you to prom.
00:00:09That's tomorrow night, just in case you forgot.
00:00:10Let me use this amulet to manifest the perfect man.
00:00:16Those crystals are ridiculous.
00:00:31They work!
00:00:33Well, well, if it isn't dorky, Denise, and her little science projects.
00:00:38Oh, make yourself useful, hold this.
00:00:42Ha, nope. No, that wasn't it.
00:00:45All right, here.
00:00:50Ah, got him again.
00:00:52It's too easy.
00:00:53Look, the pool's closed today, okay, so we gotta use the gym for some dry land drills.
00:00:56Tomorrow is swim team captain trials, and I gotta be in tip-top shape.
00:01:00So?
00:01:01Can't get any of your nerd on me, you know what I mean?
00:01:03So? You two should make like a tree and get out of here.
00:01:06All muscle, no brains.
00:01:08What'd you say, tulip?
00:01:09Look, Billy, the science lab's leaking, so we need to be in here.
00:01:13Do I look like a cat?
00:01:14Is that alien vomit?
00:01:16Hey, hey, hey, hey, don't touch that. It's a very delicate compound.
00:01:19Oh, it's so delicate.
00:01:20Here, Kenny, you should hand it over to me, guys.
00:01:22Can we seriously get your beautiful manly hand off of that?
00:01:24Well, now the gym is actually mine, Denise.
00:01:26Now it's my lab!
00:01:27Fine, have it!
00:01:29No!
00:01:49Oh my God, Denise!
00:01:52I told you, you can't get any of your nerd on me.
00:01:55Oh, you're so going to regret this.
00:01:56Hey, relax, guys.
00:01:57Mercury's in retrograde, and it's making us act like a bunch of deranged flamingos.
00:02:01Fine.
00:02:02But I'm going to remember this.
00:02:04You're such a jerk.
00:02:05Oh, you're such a jerk.
00:02:07Bye, Denise.
00:02:09The only reason you make so much fun of her is because you were obviously in love with her.
00:02:16Denise.
00:02:17She wishes.
00:02:18Denise, wait.
00:02:21Bro, I got it all on my camera.
00:02:23No, wait.
00:02:24Let's see it.
00:02:24My lap!
00:02:25Oh, stop!
00:02:27Oh, my God, Kenny, this is crazy.
00:02:30Oh, my God, this is embarrassing.
00:02:31Gotta see, man.
00:02:32She's going to probably be alone her entire life, her and her 950 cats.
00:02:36I was looking for you all day.
00:02:38You okay?
00:02:39I'm effing humiliated.
00:02:41No one likes me.
00:02:43That's not true, Denise.
00:02:43I like you.
00:02:44You don't get it.
00:02:45I mean, look at you.
00:02:47You're handsome.
00:02:48You're cool.
00:02:48You've been at school for like six years.
00:02:50Everyone likes you.
00:02:51It's been seven years, but I'm cool as shit, but that's because I'm gay.
00:02:56That's why.
00:02:56I just wish I was someone else.
00:02:58Oh, Denise.
00:03:01Peace out, Denise.
00:03:06I can fix this.
00:03:08I can fix this.
00:03:19Fuck.
00:03:21Incoming!
00:03:27Paris, lights out.
00:03:30Denise.
00:03:32I'm about to make all your wishes come true.
00:03:34I wish I wasn't such a nerd.
00:03:36I'm so glad I'm not a nerd.
00:03:41I'm so glad I was a fan.
00:04:24Oh my god.
00:04:27I'm a woman.
00:04:33No.
00:04:34No, no, no.
00:04:35I swapped bodies.
00:04:36I'm a woman.
00:04:37I'm a woman.
00:05:02I'm a woman.
00:05:07What the hell did you do to me?
00:05:09Me?
00:05:10I didn't do anything.
00:05:11In fact, I think that this is all your fault.
00:05:13You need to change me back right now.
00:05:16I don't think I can live the rest of my life with these things.
00:05:19Okay, what did you do?
00:05:21Where did you even dig up those heels?
00:05:23Those are my grandma's.
00:05:24I think they're cute.
00:05:25Cute?
00:05:26They're so tall.
00:05:28I've never worn those a day in my life.
00:05:29If I want to go to the beach naked, it's my life.
00:05:32100%.
00:05:32What are you doing?
00:05:34Billy!
00:05:36Hey, babe.
00:05:39Why are you dressed like it's Halloween?
00:05:42Maybe a kiss will bring you back to your senses.
00:05:47Hold that thought.
00:05:49We need to talk.
00:05:50Like, right now.
00:05:56Excuse me.
00:05:57Did my own boyfriend just refuse to kiss me?
00:05:59He's always such a horndog.
00:06:01Maybe he got neutered.
00:06:06You're changing us back right now!
00:06:08Okay, don't panic.
00:06:09It's obviously just an electrical transference of quantum...
00:06:10Not God! Speak English!
00:06:12Okay, something obviously happened that slammed us out of our bodies and into each other's.
00:06:16Okay, so we need to slam ourselves back together.
00:06:18Hypothetically speaking, yes. But how?
00:06:20Like this.
00:06:21Oh, God.
00:06:26Fire!
00:06:26Oh, God!
00:06:27Oh, no.
00:06:28Oh, fire!
00:06:29Fire!
00:06:31Fire!
00:06:32Fire!
00:06:33Billy, fire!
00:06:33Go!
00:06:34Go, go, go!
00:06:35Go, go, go!
00:06:38Ah!
00:06:39Ah!
00:06:40The door's locked!
00:06:41Oh my god, we're gonna die in here. Oh my god. Stop being such a drama queen. It's literally just
00:06:47the drama. It's not. It's gonna burn the whole school down. We're gonna die in here. Oh my god, no.
00:06:58Oh no. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:07:08This is unbelievable. Mr. Miller, Miss Weiner, my office, now.
00:07:25Have a seat.
00:07:36I've heard about the trouble you two been causing for the last few days. It's his fault. It's her fault.
00:07:40Excuse me? Nothing. Nothing.
00:07:44Now, since you two single-handedly destroyed the prom, you're gonna redecorate it. I hate the prom.
00:07:50And decorating's, like, girl stuff. Which I love to do because I am a girl.
00:07:57If you two don't do as I say and spend all day long fixing the prom, you will be expelled.
00:08:02I can't do that today, okay? I have a science test that's worth half of my grade.
00:08:05And I have swim trials after school to find out who becomes swim team captain.
00:08:08I mean, Denise does.
00:08:11I don't know what's wrong with you two, and I really don't care.
00:08:14But if I see you separated for anything other than class and to fix the prom, you are out of
00:08:19my school. Got it?
00:08:24I asked you two a question!
00:08:26Yes. Yes, Principal Rainmaker.
00:08:29Good. Now shake hands for the start of a beautiful new relationship.
00:08:40Shake hands! Now get out of my office! Now!
00:09:04You did this on purpose! You just know I'm uber popular and you're so uncool!
00:09:08Oh, well, if I had the power to do that, then I would use it for something better than you!
00:09:12You need to put us back together!
00:09:14Oh my god, you're right.
00:09:16We need glue.
00:09:18We need glue!
00:09:23Okay.
00:09:24Um, yeah, no, not that type of glue.
00:09:26I'm talking about a quantum glue.
00:09:28A transference of matter that'll generate a-
00:09:30Stop! Speaking, nerd, Denise!
00:09:33Um, if we were to hug, then our brains might release oxytocin, which is the bonding chemical,
00:09:38and that could reset our energy fields.
00:09:41You want me to hug you?
00:09:42For scientific purposes only, don't get too excited.
00:09:45I'm sure you're the excited one.
00:09:46I know you've always had a crush on me.
00:09:48Okay, no, I've actually never had a crush on you.
00:09:50But I totally do have a crush on him, I just can't let him find out!
00:09:58Okay, don't make it weird.
00:09:59Come here, bro.
00:10:01I'm gonna- I'm gonna approach-
00:10:02Okay, just don't touch it, it's sensitive.
00:10:02And I'm gonna go-
00:10:04Okay, nice.
00:10:06Okay.
00:10:23Nope.
00:10:24I still have the wrong reproductive appendage.
00:10:26Well, clearly he's excited.
00:10:27And it's called a dick.
00:10:28I'd like to have it back, please.
00:10:30Oh, you think I like being stuck with this thing between my legs?
00:10:33How do you make it go down?
00:10:34Think of dead puppies.
00:10:36Or Miss Chadwick, the English teacher, naked.
00:10:38Oh. Oh. Ew.
00:10:40Oh.
00:10:41See?
00:10:42Now, don't you have one of those, like, science experiments that you can change us back?
00:10:45Swim trails are today, and promised tonight, and my girlfriend is counting on me to show up as me!
00:10:49Okay, stop yelling at me!
00:10:51Who else am I supposed to yell at idiots?
00:10:52I don't know, not me!
00:10:54Oh.
00:10:55Ah!
00:10:58Ah!
00:10:59Ah!
00:11:01Ah!
00:11:02Ah!
00:11:04I-
00:11:06You hit me!
00:11:07I did.
00:11:08And I'm a girl!
00:11:09I-I'm sorry.
00:11:10Can I s-
00:11:11You look okay?
00:11:13Now who's the bully?
00:11:15Okay.
00:11:16I'm sorry.
00:11:17Let's just move on from this, okay?
00:11:19We can worry about trying to swap our bodies back after we finish decorating for the prom.
00:11:24Seriously, I-I cannot be expelled.
00:11:26Fine.
00:11:28Well, just start with the palm trees.
00:11:31Oh.
00:11:44Okay, palm trees.
00:11:51Hey!
00:11:51What are you doing?
00:11:52Why are you painting it before I've even cut it out?
00:11:54Cause it's a palm tree, so we need to paint it first, then we cut it out.
00:11:57Well, that wasn't clear.
00:11:58Well, you weren't clear.
00:11:59Why am I getting so much backlash?
00:12:00Why are you offended by everything?
00:12:01I just want clear direction!
00:12:07Is that clear enough for you?
00:12:14Question.
00:12:15Oh.
00:12:15Ah!
00:12:20How could I say that?
00:12:26This is sometimes-
00:12:27I'm just gonna...
00:12:28I'm not sure.才aga
00:12:37Why?
00:12:39Let's make the way to hide some dead
00:12:42Some games are just right there
00:12:45Oh no!
00:12:46It's my favorite jersey.
00:12:47Take it all so we can walk in.
00:13:00Enough!
00:13:01Enough!
00:13:02No more games.
00:13:04We gotta...
00:13:06Okay, we gotta finish this up before we get stuck.
00:13:10Be careful, it's a little sleep.
00:13:30You know that chemical reaction you said we need to change back?
00:13:35Maybe it had to be something stronger than a hug.
00:13:39What's stronger than a hug?
00:13:41A kiss.
00:13:42You wanna kiss me?
00:13:44If it'll change us back, it's worth a try.
00:13:47Yeah, I guess that theorem checks out.
00:13:51Okay, so we'll kiss.
00:13:54Ready?
00:13:56Ready.
00:13:57Set?
00:13:58Set.
00:14:04And here we go.
00:14:23It's not what you think.
00:14:23You're cheating on me with Denise?
00:14:25The human tampon of Hyzer High?
00:14:27Oh, you take that back.
00:14:28You're actually defending her?
00:14:31We're done.
00:14:32Find a new problem date.
00:14:37You got me dumped.
00:14:39Okay, I mean, let's just fix it.
00:14:42Ow.
00:14:44Where are you going?
00:14:45Get my life back.
00:14:46Well, if Principal Raymaker finds out
00:14:47that we're not working together,
00:14:48we're gonna be expelled.
00:14:50Mm!
00:14:57Oh, God.
00:14:59Shoot.
00:15:04Honey, wait!
00:15:06Don't touch me, you nerd nightmare.
00:15:08Honey, please, this is a huge mistake.
00:15:10Why do you keep calling me honey?
00:15:11Hey, Paul, off me and drop it in.
00:15:15Say, I'm a whore for homework.
00:15:18Vixen, please, just hear me out.
00:15:21Vixen!
00:15:23Vixen, stop.
00:15:25Vixen, stop.
00:15:27Stop.
00:15:29You've done enough damage already.
00:15:32Wow.
00:15:34How does it feel to be the nerd?
00:15:38So, you're not into Denise?
00:15:41Get real, Vixen.
00:15:43Do you really think that I would cheat on you with her?
00:15:46Billy!
00:15:47Billy!
00:15:47I knew you used to love me!
00:15:48Oh.
00:15:49I'll still go to film with you!
00:15:50Oh, no.
00:15:52What?
00:15:52Yeah.
00:15:53Is my makeup smeared?
00:15:54I know you hate it when I'm not perfect.
00:15:57I like...
00:16:01You know what, Billy?
00:16:04You have bossed everyone around for years.
00:16:08Now you get to know what it's like to be on the other side.
00:16:10You can't just leave me here.
00:16:11We were ordered to work together.
00:16:12Oh, yeah.
00:16:12You had no problem leaving me.
00:16:15Yeah.
00:16:17Maybe now you'll appreciate me a little more.
00:16:20No.
00:16:23Just, just, just walk.
00:16:32Hey.
00:16:32Billy, it turns me on when you put other girls in their place.
00:16:35Oh, wow.
00:16:37That's cool.
00:16:38Um.
00:16:39Hey!
00:16:39Why don't we go to class?
00:16:41Shh.
00:16:43Not until...
00:16:44I think...
00:16:48I really don't think a thank you is necessary, but...
00:16:51Okay.
00:16:51Here.
00:16:52And you're gonna go right there.
00:16:54Um.
00:16:55What's wrong with you, Billy?
00:16:57Don't be scared.
00:16:57I just...
00:16:58Don't feel myself.
00:17:00What's up, brother?
00:17:01Why is it not up?
00:17:07Oh.
00:17:08I, uh...
00:17:09I...
00:17:10What?
00:17:10I...
00:17:11I have to...
00:17:13Fly my kite.
00:17:16What?
00:17:17I'm gonna do that.
00:17:18What is wrong with you?
00:17:23Why is he running like a girl?
00:17:25Move!
00:17:27Loser.
00:17:31Oh, my bull!
00:17:33Oh, God.
00:17:35Excuse me.
00:17:35Sorry.
00:17:36Stupid button.
00:17:37Excuse me.
00:17:38Excuse me.
00:17:38Sorry.
00:17:40I need your help.
00:17:41Please.
00:17:42Help with what?
00:17:42Beating up freshmen?
00:17:43Bullying's so pre-pandemic, Billy.
00:17:45No, Billy and I have to decorate for the prom or I'm gonna get expelled.
00:17:47But you are, Billy.
00:17:49No.
00:17:50Oh, no, no.
00:17:51I'm Denise.
00:17:51I'm your best friend.
00:17:53Oh, please.
00:17:54Are you serious?
00:17:56Billy and I...
00:17:58We swapped bodies last night.
00:18:02Billy.
00:18:03Billy, I was willing to listen to you.
00:18:04But instead you come to me lying with this ridiculous story.
00:18:14I'm being serious.
00:18:16Okay, Vixen literally just tried to make out with me.
00:18:19I've only been a guy for like two hours and I'm already a complainant.
00:18:22Holy slut.
00:18:22Of course Vixen tried to make out with you.
00:18:25She's your girlfriend.
00:18:26Remember?
00:18:27But you're not listening to me, okay?
00:18:29I still can't believe I woke up with this thing between my legs.
00:18:33Oh, in all seriousness though, like how do you pee without accidentally hosing yourself in the face?
00:18:37Because I cannot figure it out.
00:18:38It's a little early to be talking about penile control with you, okay?
00:18:41Okay.
00:18:41Look, look, look, look.
00:18:43Okay.
00:18:43Maybe, maybe.
00:18:44If I just show you it, like you can help me figure this thing out because I do not know
00:18:47how it works then.
00:18:48Oh my God!
00:18:49Oh my God!
00:18:52I don't have any of the pudding.
00:18:54It's bad.
00:18:57Are you kidding me?
00:18:59Bull!
00:19:00God!
00:19:01Sorry.
00:19:03Why would you hit me?
00:19:04Nice try.
00:19:05But I'm not falling for the look at your drunk prank you pulled on me in eighth grade.
00:19:10What?
00:19:11I didn't know that Billy bullied you?
00:19:14Stop pretending you're Denise.
00:19:18Actually, he's not pretending.
00:19:21Or, she's not pretending.
00:19:24And, yes, you're right.
00:19:27I did bully you.
00:19:28A lot actually.
00:19:30And I'm sorry.
00:19:31Wait, wait, what?
00:19:32It's all true.
00:19:33We swapped bodies.
00:19:34And this happened last night.
00:19:36When I woke up, I had these.
00:19:39This is Bishon.
00:19:40I mean, oh my God.
00:19:41I knew I had sick powers, but I didn't know I could do something like this.
00:19:43This is so badass.
00:19:44This is epic.
00:19:46This is...
00:19:46Wait, I did...
00:19:48I did what?
00:19:52Oh my God, buddy.
00:19:54Easy, buddy.
00:19:54Just breathe.
00:19:55Just breathe.
00:19:56Oh my God.
00:19:57Maybe he has low blood sugar or something.
00:19:58Should we get him a cookie?
00:20:00No, juice is better.
00:20:01Juice is better.
00:20:02Juice is better.
00:20:02Juice.
00:20:03Excuse me.
00:20:04Borrowing that.
00:20:05Oh my God.
00:20:05I got your juice.
00:20:06Here you go.
00:20:07Here you go.
00:20:08Here comes the juice.
00:20:09Open up.
00:20:10Open up.
00:20:11There it is.
00:20:12I'm not a diabetic.
00:20:14I'm just in shock, you weirdos.
00:20:17Bolt, what did you mean by, oh no, what did I do?
00:20:21I maybe made a little wish upon a star.
00:20:24And, uh, this amulet.
00:20:31What kind of wish?
00:20:35A wish that would help all Denise's wishes come true.
00:20:37If you don't unwish this wish right now, I am going to rearrange your face!
00:20:43We are serious, Bolt.
00:20:45Okay?
00:20:46You're our only hope here.
00:20:48I mean, this is crazy.
00:20:48I'm like the real Harry Potter just with abs.
00:20:51Magic isn't real.
00:20:52How dare you?
00:20:53Science was actually mistaken for magic for like centuries.
00:20:56So, um, yeah, actually it is a possibility.
00:20:58Damn right it is.
00:20:59You know what?
00:21:00I can fix this.
00:21:01I can fix this.
00:21:02We just need ingredients.
00:21:03Ugh!
00:21:04He's serious, isn't he?
00:21:06You got a better idea?
00:21:09Let's go.
00:21:12I'm gonna need a silver fork for focus.
00:21:13Here's my guess.
00:21:15Hot sauce for passion.
00:21:16Is he a hot dog?
00:21:19Oatmeal for balance.
00:21:22And, uh, pancakes.
00:21:23He needs to help me, pancakes.
00:21:24We need pancakes for protection.
00:21:27Alright, hold on you two.
00:21:29Cause I'm about to put you back where you truly belong.
00:21:31Hot dog-is, pancake-is, ketchup-is, mustard-is, sugar, we're going down, down, down.
00:21:38By the power of cards and chaos, return these souls to their natural vessels.
00:21:42It's working!
00:21:45It's working!
00:21:51I'm doing magic!
00:21:53It's working!
00:22:06I'm doing magic!
00:22:08It's working!
00:22:10I'm doing magic!
00:22:10This will be your last thing at Hausa High!
00:22:14Principal Raymaker, it's a total misunderstanding.
00:22:16Beau, I didn't know you would be here.
00:22:18Well, I am.
00:22:19And I'm a sorcerer.
00:22:21You see all the wind I created?
00:22:22First off, you don't lost your rabid-ass mind.
00:22:24Get off my table!
00:22:25And the ventilation system is being reinstalled.
00:22:28That is the AC.
00:22:29Oh.
00:22:31So, I can't do magic, I hear all-
00:22:33Principal Raymaker, um, we actually were decorating for prom.
00:22:37We, we just expanded our-
00:22:39our team to include bolt for his uh his styling expertise of course delegation good keep it up
00:22:57so that spell you did was fake i swear i thought it was working i mean maybe we shouldn't use
00:23:03culinary products next time okay bolt you have to switch us back
00:23:09uh-oh uh-oh what do you mean uh-oh i feel something weird down here oh no oh no
00:23:17billy i think
00:23:18i think i'm about to have my i'm about to have your technically mind but it's in your room i'm
00:23:24about to have oh my god no welcome to the wonderful world of being a woman
00:23:36okay relax relax it's not my time of the month so you probably just have to pee
00:23:41i haven't done that yet you haven't peed all day i wanted to be respectful and not look at you
00:23:46down
00:23:46there oh well that's that's kind of sweet um well there's a there's a bathroom down the hall that
00:23:52you can use if you want to um i would go and we'll meet up after class all the sitting
00:23:58down
00:23:58um how do you girls do it i'd be sitting down sometimes
00:24:15well whoa look who it is a piece of shit coming in to take a shit
00:24:19all right to bother you i just need to use the bathroom
00:24:26you're not going anywhere please let me go if you need to pee pee
00:24:32or is it that time of the month need a tampon
00:24:37maybe you need another one
00:24:41hey girls vixen i know you're nice i am nice
00:24:45to people i like
00:24:48trying to steal my boyfriend
00:24:55this will teach you to mess with my man you science for a psycho
00:25:01i think you need a few more
00:25:06we gotta get to class
00:25:07one sec
00:25:11and you won't walk out of here
00:25:27oh my jeez billy what are you doing
00:25:31oh my god what the hell happened to me
00:25:34my girlfriend just beat the crap out of me because she thought i was you
00:25:38trying to steal you from me for her for you
00:25:44what
00:25:45vixen actually bullied me
00:25:47obviously she always bullies me
00:25:49i'm sorry she always bullies you but please help me
00:25:51i couldn't go to class
00:25:52you skipped my math class
00:25:54you expect me to walk into class looking like this
00:25:56maybe it's time for you to get a little bit of payback
00:25:58if you don't help me and drop this attitude
00:26:01i'll drop this blouse
00:26:04what i'll go streaking across campus and then we'll see if the stripper of hyzer high
00:26:09gets into college
00:26:11you wouldn't
00:26:17one
00:26:18you're bluffing
00:26:20two
00:26:21billy think about this okay you don't actually want to do this billy three you don't
00:26:25oh my god no no no stop stop stop stop stop
00:26:29okay you win okay i will help you let's just let's get you over away from everybody and
00:26:35be back up thank you so much
00:26:39out of your mind billy
00:26:41look i didn't know how many of my friends could be until i was on the other side of it
00:26:48i'm sorry
00:26:51whatever let's just maybe go decorate for the prom i guess
00:26:54i'm one condition come back
00:26:57stop acting like grades are all you got man
00:26:59grades are all that i've got
00:27:01you could be anything you want to be
00:27:02prom queen
00:27:04student council
00:27:05literally anything
00:27:07yeah sure maybe in an alternate dimension
00:27:10we are in an alternate dimension
00:27:11look you got brains and beauty
00:27:13something vixen and all the other girls are so jealous of
00:27:17yeah they're actually jealous of me
00:27:19yes i mean
00:27:21why have you been hiding this body
00:27:23god
00:27:24okay well it's not like i'm hiding something
00:27:27see this
00:27:29yes you have
00:27:31no
00:27:32come on feel it
00:27:33oh my god no that kind of touching is totally inappropriate
00:27:36bro it's literally your body i'm trying to get you to appreciate
00:27:44okay i just i guess i've never like saw myself as
00:27:49sexy
00:27:51it's just not respectable to be valued only for your looks
00:27:53okay real beauty
00:27:55it's on the inside
00:27:57stop being such a prude and go with it
00:28:03okay
00:28:09okay i guess i am kind of fat
00:28:11you're gorgeous
00:28:12you're gorgeous
00:28:13looking this good isn't vanity
00:28:16it's power
00:28:18maybe i could show you how to use it
00:28:31excuse me what in the 50 shades of gray is going on here we're just doing an anatomy lesson
00:28:39yeah i was wondering where my kidneys were is it i think they're in here right
00:28:42yep right there perfect thanks for the lesson
00:28:44my spell really did work you two really are falling in love
00:28:48no we're not
00:28:49no we're not
00:28:50sure then why are you playing doctor on the football field and why is denise so
00:28:58busted
00:28:59my girlfriend just beat the shit out of me please tell me you have better clothes for me to change
00:29:04into
00:29:04did you check the lost and found there's some pretty good shit in there
00:29:09i can glam you two up later
00:29:11thanks cool
00:29:11oh and one small detail to add some more pressure to your day
00:29:15we have our driving test after school
00:29:17in the back parking lot during a study break
00:29:21oh good luck
00:29:23driving test
00:29:25i can't drive
00:29:31what
00:29:53that awesome found box really saved the day huh
00:29:55ow
00:29:57i look amazing don't i
00:29:59yeah the category is called britney bitch
00:30:12this is a bad idea
00:30:13people drive cars every day
00:30:16get in
00:30:17it's not that difficult
00:30:19bull get in
00:30:20no no no no i'm not dying today
00:30:22bull come on
00:30:23i need you just in case he kills us
00:30:25yeah i took driver's ed with billy before
00:30:27and the uh instructor
00:30:29he's still in therapy
00:30:30get your pretty boy butt in the car
00:30:32and strap yourself in
00:30:47i can't take this
00:30:48billy billy billy
00:30:50get back here
00:30:54both right i suck
00:30:56if you're seriously sorry about all the bullying you've done over these years
00:30:59then you will do this for me
00:31:00i cannot drive to school in my mom's station wagon for another year
00:31:03everyone already thinks i'm a big enough nerd as it is
00:31:05god you're not a nerd
00:31:07you're actually kind of cool
00:31:09i am
00:31:11i'll take your cream pies put the car and drive before i throw up
00:31:20so this is how i die today
00:31:21my dad's convertible was shit upholstery
00:31:23shut up
00:31:24not used to this car yet
00:31:25not used to this car yet
00:31:43yeah we're clear it's all clear okay move out gently
00:32:02my grandma drives faster than this and she's dead
00:32:14why did we stop
00:32:15the car was parking
00:32:16because we're in a parking lot
00:32:18okay do you see that
00:32:19that right there
00:32:20that spot
00:32:21yeah
00:32:22go parking
00:32:24parallel parking
00:32:25fuck no
00:32:26that's my weak spot man
00:32:28listen to him
00:32:32you've got this
00:32:33my faith in you
00:32:43oh my god
00:32:45stop
00:32:45oh my god
00:32:46billy stop
00:32:47stop
00:32:48stop
00:32:51okay
00:32:54i think that's enough driving lessons for today
00:32:56dear diary
00:32:57today i almost died from vehicular manslaughter
00:33:00you tried your best billy
00:33:03that's all that matters
00:33:04you're not disappointed in me
00:33:07no
00:33:09no
00:33:10you're okay at my boat
00:33:11i'll repay you for this
00:33:17no one's ever gonna bully you again
00:33:23i'm gonna run for prom queen
00:33:25oh and
00:33:26you're gonna win
00:33:28what
00:33:29no
00:33:29billy
00:33:30no
00:33:31you're on good today
00:33:31no
00:33:32no
00:33:32billy you can't do this
00:33:33billy
00:33:36today's winning for prom queen
00:33:37woo
00:33:39i like that he's pushing you out of your comfort zone
00:33:41but he's trying to turn me into somebody that i'm not
00:33:43someone that's confident
00:33:44attractive
00:33:46someone who's actually trying to have fun
00:33:47tragic
00:33:48are you actually taking billy's side right now
00:33:50what's the worst that's gonna happen
00:33:51i lose
00:33:52everybody hates me
00:33:53sweetheart
00:33:54besides me everyone already does hate you
00:33:57oh thanks
00:33:58all right come on
00:33:59we gotta get to class
00:34:00lucky for you
00:34:01it's with me
00:34:02what
00:34:03what class
00:34:04drink
00:34:04history
00:34:05no
00:34:06it's my favorite one of the day
00:34:07gee
00:34:09you ever take a shower with a group of boys
00:34:12it's fun
00:34:12you're gonna love it
00:34:13i'll see you there
00:34:31hey what's up
00:34:32kitty
00:34:34hey
00:34:35we should play a game
00:34:36called find each other's locker
00:34:38i found yours
00:34:39here's mine
00:34:40we do not have time for this
00:34:42twenty-five minutes
00:34:43come on
00:34:43get your act together
00:34:46thanks
00:34:46kenny
00:34:47nailed it
00:34:48i cannot stop itching
00:34:49look at this
00:34:51oh
00:34:52it's plastic
00:34:54fungal overgrowth
00:34:55of the
00:34:56inguinal region
00:34:57um
00:34:59tinea curis
00:35:00tinea who
00:35:02jock itch
00:35:03okay
00:35:04you need
00:35:04antifungal cream
00:35:07everywhere
00:35:08like
00:35:08now
00:35:09okay
00:35:11when did you get so smart
00:35:13it's almost like you got another brain
00:35:15dino
00:35:18you're welcome
00:35:19kenny
00:35:19thanks man
00:35:23ladies
00:35:24this is pe not home ec
00:35:26i want those clothes off
00:35:27those speedos on
00:35:28and your grizzly butts
00:35:29in that pool
00:35:30in a
00:35:31one minute
00:35:32ha ha ha
00:35:33miller
00:35:35swim trials on the day
00:35:36i want you
00:35:38to be the new team captain
00:35:40yeah miller
00:35:41yeah
00:35:43yeah
00:35:44miller
00:35:44let's go
00:35:45you got it coach
00:35:48all right guys
00:35:49coming in bananas on three
00:35:51yeah
00:35:51all right
00:35:52one two three
00:35:53bananas
00:35:54let's go
00:35:56yes
00:35:56here we go
00:35:57here we
00:35:58here we go
00:36:02oh
00:36:04oh
00:36:04i'm at five
00:36:05minutes
00:36:05i heard this
00:36:07wait
00:36:07let's get it
00:36:09here on my pr
00:36:18okay my little mermaids
00:36:19let's see if you're as bad as you look
00:36:23time to get in the pool
00:36:24on your mark
00:36:29get set
00:36:36denise
00:36:37denise
00:36:37denise
00:36:37denise
00:36:39if you don't practice now
00:36:40you're gonna drown at the trials
00:36:42okay
00:36:42well please don't make me do this
00:36:44i can't
00:36:45i can't swim
00:36:46all right we can think of something else
00:36:48really
00:36:49nope
00:36:53oh
00:36:58you're the worst
00:36:59i hate you
00:37:00listen i'm gonna hypnotize you okay
00:37:02billy's body is gonna be used to the water
00:37:04on two
00:37:04on two
00:37:05on two
00:37:06out two
00:37:08into
00:37:09out two
00:37:10out two
00:37:11there you go
00:37:12into
00:37:12all right now you're gonna swim
00:37:14there you go
00:37:16i'm good
00:37:18now
00:37:18we're gonna get to the end of the pool
00:37:20it's gonna be stroke glide and breathe
00:37:23down there
00:37:23yes
00:37:25okay
00:37:26you got it
00:37:26you're gonna stroke and glide and breathe
00:37:29okay
00:37:30go ahead and kick
00:37:31all right give it a run
00:37:33stroke
00:37:33slide
00:37:35and breathe
00:37:36i'm good
00:37:37kick
00:37:38kumbayaba
00:37:39two
00:37:41i'm swimming
00:37:42let's go billy
00:37:45i'm swimming
00:37:46you got it
00:37:47keep it up
00:37:48into
00:37:49out two
00:37:50there you go
00:37:51good job
00:37:53ha ha
00:38:00oh my god it's winning
00:38:02i grew up so fast
00:38:06oh my god it's winning
00:38:07i grew up so fast
00:38:07oh my god
00:38:12hey highs or high bananas
00:38:14denise for prom queen
00:38:17denise for prom
00:38:18oh my god
00:38:20it's the time i wanted so i'm happy about it
00:38:24denise for prom queen
00:38:25denise for prom queen
00:38:26i want to get back
00:38:29i would never vote for you
00:38:32oh you will
00:38:34unless you want everyone to find out about your little date with the vacuum cleaner
00:38:41and how you
00:38:42welcome weasel
00:38:43got stuck
00:38:43it was only once
00:38:44it was only
00:38:45how do you know about that
00:38:47oh
00:38:47vote for me
00:38:49and no one else will
00:38:51i hate your hands let me do this
00:38:56and that goes for the rest of you
00:38:57like paul and his stepmom pics
00:38:59for rj and his little make out sex with the mascot head
00:39:04oh
00:39:04really all
00:39:05yeah
00:39:06i'll vote
00:39:07i'll vote
00:39:08thank you
00:39:09thank you
00:39:09one at a time guys
00:39:11oh you're all disgusting
00:39:12i love you
00:39:13i hate one
00:39:13i hate one
00:39:14ah
00:39:15ah
00:39:16ah
00:39:17ah
00:39:21oh my god
00:39:24billy's drowning
00:39:24what
00:39:25billy's drowning
00:39:26somebody grab a lifesaver
00:39:27i got a coach
00:39:33billy
00:39:38billy's drowning
00:39:41get down
00:39:42go
00:39:43oh my god he's drowning
00:39:45oh my god he's drowning
00:39:45oh my god he's drowning
00:39:54oh my God good
00:39:56it's coming up
00:39:56oh my god see open
00:39:59oh哈哈
00:39:59oh
00:40:00uuh
00:40:00oh uh
00:40:01did you work him out
00:40:04oh my god
00:40:06my parents
00:40:07are you finding the noises
00:40:08Oh, you're okay?
00:40:11Oh, you're okay?
00:40:12Oh, my God.
00:40:16Oh, my God.
00:40:18You okay?
00:40:19You took a lot in.
00:40:24You're shaving?
00:40:25Of course.
00:40:27I'm not letting either of us drown.
00:40:30Hey!
00:40:33When the tarnation is going on over here,
00:40:35get up. You want an invitation?
00:40:37Get up!
00:40:40I want to know.
00:40:41Why is Miller not swimming like Miller?
00:40:43And this little girl got in that pool
00:40:45with no swimsuit and no training.
00:40:48Answer me!
00:40:49I can explain. Mercury's in retrograde, so...
00:40:52Folk, I do not have time for your astrological bullshit right now.
00:40:55But it's true. The gravitational pull is just distorting perception,
00:40:58so it made it look like Denise is actually better than Pilly.
00:41:01I saw these two with my own eyes!
00:41:04But your chart says that you're ruled by Neptune,
00:41:07which is the planet of confusion.
00:41:10You see?
00:41:12You also got a lot of love
00:41:13and desires coming your way, Coach Finland, so...
00:41:17Love?
00:41:18Yeah?
00:41:19For me?
00:41:22Aquarius, like Ray, like, uh, Raymaker.
00:41:24Oh, yes.
00:41:25Me? And her?
00:41:27That big man?
00:41:28That's really straight of you.
00:41:29You got it?
00:41:29Yeah.
00:41:31All right, you two. Meet me in the gym.
00:41:33I love that.
00:41:35Now?
00:41:40Hey.
00:41:41Hey.
00:41:42Um...
00:41:43Your clothes should be pretty dry.
00:41:44Now.
00:41:45I'm sorry that you got all wet.
00:41:47I'm sorry I got you in it this mess.
00:41:49It's... it's all good.
00:41:50I mean, I really should learn how to swim, so...
00:41:52Thank you again for saving me.
00:41:54All right, you two. We got a prom to decorate.
00:41:56I don't want you all to get expelled now.
00:41:58I like you too much.
00:42:02You're all right.
00:42:05He's right.
00:42:07You're actually a lot cooler than I thought you were.
00:42:10Thanks.
00:42:11I think.
00:42:13You're not too bad yourself.
00:42:14You know?
00:42:15You're actually pretty funny.
00:42:16And you're, like, way smarter than I thought you were.
00:42:18And you're really cute.
00:42:21And, like, uh, like a socially acceptable, like...
00:42:23Like, in a subjective sort of way.
00:42:24It's...
00:42:26Never mind.
00:42:27No, no. I feel the same way.
00:42:33You do?
00:42:35Yeah.
00:42:36I do.
00:42:40Cool.
00:42:46Um...
00:42:47Prom?
00:42:48Yeah.
00:42:49Prom.
00:42:54Who are you even going with, anyway?
00:42:56I'm...
00:42:57I'm not going, actually.
00:42:59Why not?
00:43:01Do you want to?
00:43:02Honestly, not really.
00:43:04I think I'd rather just stay at home and, like, watch football or something.
00:43:07No, no, no.
00:43:08I'm not...
00:43:09Like, do you want to go to prom with me?
00:43:30I'm not, like...
00:43:36The cat.
00:43:36I'm not going to have to be out.
00:43:41You want to go to the cat.
00:43:42No.
00:43:42Other than prom.
00:43:44Yeah, I should be serious.
00:43:47Let's go, Slugger.
00:44:12Vixen, what are you doing?
00:44:15Okay, Vixen, I have class.
00:44:18A pop quiz.
00:44:19The other one popping out is you.
00:44:21What?
00:44:22Convict Billy, come out to play.
00:44:25Oh!
00:44:26No, no.
00:44:29You're so strong.
00:44:30Why are you acting like someone completely different?
00:44:36Denise!
00:44:41You know, what makes you think I'm Denise?
00:44:44I'm a god mental.
00:44:45Of course you're not Denise.
00:44:45But she's turned you into this honorable zombie.
00:44:48Okay, I'm just trying to be a little bit more responsible.
00:44:51I don't know what's so strange about that.
00:44:53This flashcard freak is running for prom queen.
00:44:56Yeah, I know she is.
00:44:58I think she has a pretty good shot at winning it too.
00:45:00Okay, I hope she does.
00:45:01Then I can just pour some more slime on her just like you did yesterday.
00:45:04You wouldn't dare.
00:45:05Do you bet your biceps I would?
00:45:07Billy, you make me want to be really bad.
00:45:08Oh, okay.
00:45:09Oh, oh, no.
00:45:10No, no, no, no.
00:45:11That's okay.
00:45:12No, Vixen, I don't want to kiss you.
00:45:14No.
00:45:19Oh my god, you're in love with that nerd, aren't you?
00:45:23What nerd?
00:45:24Where did you go?
00:45:26The human calculator with the bad haircut.
00:45:28What bad haircut?
00:45:29Oh god.
00:45:32I hate you Billy.
00:45:34He is for making me love you.
00:45:40Oh.
00:45:41What else?
00:45:43This isn't over.
00:45:45This isn't over by a long shot.
00:45:50What the hell just happened?
00:45:52Girlfriend just broke up with you.
00:45:53Again?
00:45:54Second time today.
00:45:56So do you?
00:45:57Okay, well, Billy, you're better off without her or all she does is just make fun of me.
00:46:00Everyone makes fun of you.
00:46:02And that's not my fault, is it?
00:46:03Well, maybe you shouldn't play the victim card all the time and people would actually respect
00:46:06you.
00:46:08Fuck you, Billy.
00:46:09Fuck me?
00:46:09Yeah, fuck you.
00:46:10Oh, fuck me.
00:46:12Highs are high.
00:46:13Look who just grew a pair of balls.
00:46:15My balls?
00:46:16You know what?
00:46:17After we swap bodies, I never want to see you again.
00:46:22Fine.
00:46:23Fine.
00:46:23Fine.
00:46:24Fine.
00:46:24Fine.
00:46:26Fine.
00:46:26Fine.
00:46:29Well, except for in a few hours when we have to study, right?
00:46:37Fine!
00:46:44Okay.
00:46:45Yeah, this is sure to be on the exam.
00:46:48Explain electrophilic aromatic-
00:46:50Oh, hey, man.
00:46:52Billy, I need you to focus.
00:46:54Okay, you have to pass my exam today.
00:46:55Why would I help you when you just torched my love life?
00:46:59It was an accident, okay?
00:47:01I didn't mean to break up with your stupid girlfriend.
00:47:03Then unbreak up with her.
00:47:04Get Vixen back, or I'm done studying.
00:47:07What are you doing?
00:47:09Mature.
00:47:09Honestly, I think that you're better off without Vixen.
00:47:11She's literally just this, like, crazed little over-sex cheerleader who just wants to have premarital intercourse all of the
00:47:17time.
00:47:18Exactly!
00:47:18That's why I'm dating her!
00:47:20Okay.
00:47:20Well, the longer that I've gotten to know you, I just, I feel like maybe you deserve a little bit
00:47:25better.
00:47:26Oh, really?
00:47:27Yeah.
00:47:27And who would that be?
00:47:29You?
00:47:33Um, okay.
00:47:36Let me just go over all the condensation again, please.
00:47:39Get my Vixen back, or I'll fail your little test on this.
00:47:43Oh.
00:47:44Oh, blackmail.
00:47:45Oh, is that what we're doing?
00:47:46We're doing blackmail now?
00:47:47That's what we're doing.
00:47:47Okay, fine.
00:47:48Where are you going?
00:47:49Excuse me.
00:47:50Where are you going?
00:47:52Denise?
00:47:54Oh, wait, what did I just find?
00:47:57Is this a piece of cheesecake?
00:47:58You love cheesecake, don't you?
00:47:59So yum.
00:48:01Good luck spitting into your Speedo with a gut full of cheesecake.
00:48:06No!
00:48:06I love cheesecake.
00:48:08Cheesecake's my favorite.
00:48:09Okay, yeah.
00:48:09I use cheesecake all day, Billy.
00:48:11You're so funny, Denise.
00:48:13You're so funny, Denise.
00:48:13You're so funny!
00:48:15Uh-uh.
00:48:16What's this?
00:48:16Do you see what this is?
00:48:17Don't you dare.
00:48:18Don't you dare.
00:48:19No, glucose kills your short-term memory.
00:48:21You will literally send my brain into a coma.
00:48:23You know what?
00:48:24You know what?
00:48:26Okay, it is on.
00:48:28Ouch!
00:48:29Oh-oh.
00:48:33Oh-oh.
00:48:35Oh-oh.
00:48:36Oh-oh!
00:48:37Oh-oh!
00:48:38Oh-oh-oh!
00:48:38FUN!
00:48:50Oh-oh!
00:48:57OH-OH!
00:49:08You know, when you're not such a know-it-all all the time, you're actually kind of fun.
00:49:15Careful.
00:49:16I almost sounded like a compliment.
00:49:21We got an emergency!
00:49:24Jackson's going psycho on the quad.
00:49:26What?
00:49:29What is she doing?
00:49:31Vixen's saying even things that make me blush.
00:49:33She's saying you smell like gym socks, you stuff your bra, and you got pool lice.
00:49:37She's trying to ruin your rep so you can't run for prom, queen.
00:49:40Yeah, well, when are you going to get it, Billie?
00:49:43Okay, you say that you're so in love with this woman and she's an absolute-
00:49:45A total bitch!
00:49:47And I'm done letting her treat you like shit.
00:49:49X!
00:49:50The skank!
00:49:50Human tampon!
00:49:51Yes, yes, yes.
00:49:52You've seen her around, you've seen her around.
00:49:53Give me an X!
00:49:54Human tampon, you've seen her around.
00:49:56The skank of the school.
00:49:56Give me an X!
00:49:57The skank of the school.
00:49:58The skank of the school.
00:49:59If you have something you want to say to me, say it to my face.
00:50:01My face?
00:50:02She'd come with a warning label.
00:50:04It may cause diarrhea and suicidal thoughts.
00:50:07Your face is proof that evolution has a sense of humor.
00:50:11At least I don't smell like Bath and Body Works and desperation.
00:50:16At least I don't smell like my boyfriend's best friend's dick.
00:50:19It was only one time on the bus ride back from the Kansas game.
00:50:24Oh my god, you actually cheated?
00:50:28Penny!
00:50:29Promise not to tell anyone!
00:50:30I was bluffing about you and Billy's best friend.
00:50:33I didn't know it was actually true.
00:50:34I can't help it if everybody wants me.
00:50:36Unlike you, who nobody wants.
00:50:39You'll never be me.
00:50:40You're just a nerd with bad hair and no life.
00:50:43You're right.
00:50:44I'll never be you.
00:50:46I'm not an insecure psycho who fantasizes about her own brother.
00:50:50I don't fantasize about my brother!
00:50:52Really, really.
00:50:52Then why do you moan his name every time you and Billy make out?
00:50:59How do you know that?
00:51:01I will get you for this, you bitch!
00:51:03Fight!
00:51:04Fight!
00:51:05Fight!
00:51:06Fight!
00:51:09Fight!
00:51:10Fight!
00:51:10Fight!
00:51:11Fight!
00:51:13Everyone is first!
00:51:15Fuck you now!
00:51:19Luanne!
00:51:19I said I'll get you in those damn vileas!
00:51:22Billy, this is a total misunderstanding.
00:51:24I'm sorry, why are you even talking to me?
00:51:25You dumped me, remember?
00:51:26Only so you'd beg me to take you back.
00:51:28Yeah, well I'm not a dog.
00:51:30And I don't beg.
00:51:32Especially for bitches like you.
00:51:34Let's go.
00:51:50This is pretty amazing.
00:51:54Yeah.
00:51:55No, this is, this is pretty good.
00:51:58What's really amazing is, is you.
00:52:00I mean, what you did with Vixen, nobody has ever stood up for me like that before.
00:52:04That's because the person who should be standing up for you, is you.
00:52:09Sorry. Sorry.
00:52:11Watch them learn.
00:52:13Good news guys.
00:52:14I think I found a way to switch your bodies back.
00:52:16For Billy's swim meet and Denise's big test.
00:52:18Hold that thought.
00:52:19I gotta go past Denise's driving test.
00:52:22But you're scared to death of cars.
00:52:23After telling off my bitch of an ex-girlfriend, I'm scared of nothing!
00:52:29I think someone's got a crush on the boy who stole her body.
00:52:32I do not have a crush on the boy who stole my body.
00:52:36What?
00:52:39Okay, yeah, maybe like a little one.
00:52:42Little things have a habit of becoming big things.
00:52:44Just ask the boys on the swim team.
00:52:50Where are you going?
00:52:51The driving test.
00:52:51I love a good car crash.
00:52:53Woo! Let's go!
00:52:56Wiener, you messed up.
00:52:57You won't be driving anything, anytime, anywhere.
00:53:00That means no car, no scooter, not even a shopping cart.
00:53:02You got it?
00:53:09I'll do five bucks.
00:53:10He hits his three cones before the first turn.
00:53:15You got this.
00:53:17Okay?
00:53:17Just a couple of turns.
00:53:19It's easy peasy.
00:53:23Saddle up!
00:53:56Thanks.
00:54:03Girlie, are you okay?
00:54:05Yeah, yeah. Great.
00:54:07Goldilocks, it appears to me that you are about three bears short of a bullet forage today, so why don't
00:54:10we just do this another time?
00:54:11But...
00:54:12Uh-uh. No.
00:54:14You fake.
00:54:16Please, coach, just give me another chance.
00:54:18I know I have it in here.
00:54:20One!
00:54:21More try.
00:54:24Put it in!
00:54:51Final test.
00:54:52Parallel park it.
00:54:54You ace this, you win.
00:54:56Otherwise, I'm in parallel park with you.
00:55:19Coach.
00:55:21You passed.
00:55:23I passed.
00:55:23I passed?
00:55:24You passed.
00:55:25I passed!
00:55:28I passed!
00:55:30I passed!
00:55:42You did it!
00:55:43I did it!
00:55:44You did it!
00:55:45You did it!
00:55:46You did it!
00:55:48You lost it!
00:55:50It's up for him!
00:55:53Good job.
00:55:58I'm sick.
00:55:59I'm sick.
00:56:00I'm sick.
00:56:01I'm sick.
00:56:01I'm sick.
00:56:05Something stinks.
00:56:06I had fish sticks for lunch.
00:56:08No.
00:56:09It's that Denise.
00:56:10She's done something to Billy to change him.
00:56:12I mean, Denise is kinda cute ever since she started wearing eyeliner.
00:56:16Rhonda!
00:56:16But you hate her, so I hate her.
00:56:21I still can't believe she's running for prom queen.
00:56:24I can.
00:56:24And we're both voting for her.
00:56:26We are?
00:56:28I mean, we are.
00:56:30Yeah.
00:56:31But why?
00:56:33I like to spell her as a spell.
00:56:34Oh, but we couldn't.
00:56:36Oh, but we could.
00:56:37We just have to get our hands on that slime.
00:57:02What?
00:57:06Welcome-
00:57:07No!
00:57:08Shh!
00:57:09Billy!
00:57:09It's just us!
00:57:12You're trying to give me a heart attack.
00:57:13No, I'm trying to get us not caught, okay?
00:57:16We're not supposed to be doing this in here.
00:57:17Alright guys, listen.
00:57:18It's almost 313.
00:57:19If we want this spell to work, we gotta do it right now.
00:57:22So come on, let's go.
00:57:24Let's go.
00:57:27Come on, get comfortable.
00:57:29Come on, sit down.
00:57:31Is this supposed to actually work?
00:57:33Sweetheart, a year ago, I hexed my father in to get me a Mustang and Beyonce tickets.
00:57:38Trust.
00:57:40Okay, bring your hands together.
00:57:42Let's go on.
00:57:43I'm about to take you for a mystical rollercoaster ride.
00:57:46Ultimate Switch!
00:57:49Chew-yip!
00:57:51Chew-yip!
00:57:53Chew-yip!
00:57:54Chew-chooo!
00:57:56Chew-yip!
00:57:58Chew-yip!
00:58:01Did it work?
00:58:02No, I still have a penis.
00:58:04And I still don't.
00:58:05Shit!
00:58:06The universe is so fucking rude.
00:58:08Okay.
00:58:09Well, it's official.
00:58:10We're never switching back.
00:58:11Hey.
00:58:12Never say never.
00:58:13I'm not giving up on you.
00:58:16Or...
00:58:16Us.
00:58:18We'll make this work.
00:58:20So cute.
00:58:26What in the name of Joe Clark is going on in here?
00:58:32Step away from the witchcraft circle and explain yourselves.
00:58:35Now!
00:58:36First of all, it's not a witchcraft circle.
00:58:39It's an artisanal manifestation zone.
00:58:41I don't care what it is.
00:58:42Your little extracurricular seance is over.
00:58:45Uh, Principal Rainmaker, we were just...
00:58:46We were just...
00:58:47Wasting precious time.
00:58:48Do you know what time it is, Mr. Miller?
00:58:52It's now or another time!
00:58:54You've got twin trails starting in ten minutes.
00:58:56Hey, Ms. Weiner, your science exam is about to begin.
00:58:59We need to go right now.
00:59:01Right, but what if we...
00:59:02What? No, what ifs?
00:59:03Look, just do your best and...
00:59:06To me, you've already won.
00:59:10You mean it?
00:59:11No, more dillia dillia!
00:59:12Move!
00:59:17You didn't pay me enough for this.
00:59:22Okay.
00:59:24So the rumor is that now it's a full experiment.
00:59:27So just trust your instincts and periodic table's got you.
00:59:33Racing's like solving an equation.
00:59:34One step at a time and focus.
00:59:36Okay, focus.
00:59:38Okay.
00:59:38One second at a time, just...
00:59:44I'm a bit scared.
00:59:46Me too.
00:59:47But you've got this.
00:59:50You've got this too.
00:59:51Marito!
00:59:52Marito!
00:59:52We love you in your seat-ups!
00:59:54What, Aquaman?
00:59:55Time to make a splash.
00:59:56Yeah.
00:59:58Ms. Weiner, your GPA is hanging by a three.
01:00:00And it's spraying fast.
01:00:08Let's swim, boys!
01:00:11Let's go swimming!
01:00:16Let's go swimming!
01:00:21On your mark...
01:00:23...and your time begins...
01:00:25...get set...
01:00:26...back.
01:00:27On your mark...
01:00:49You can forget M.I.T.
01:00:52Try beauty school.
01:00:58Holy smokes!
01:00:59All that training down the drain.
01:01:02The Titanic is better in the water than you are today.
01:01:07Coach, what's my time?
01:01:08The fastest.
01:01:09Woo!
01:01:10Yes!
01:01:12I can't lose.
01:01:13Not like this.
01:01:21Coach, coach.
01:01:23Let me try again.
01:01:25One more time.
01:01:26Focus, Lithuena.
01:01:27One mistake, and it's all over with.
01:01:34One more.
01:01:35That's it.
01:01:36One more.
01:01:37One.
01:01:37One.
01:01:38One.
01:01:39Get up.
01:01:40Yeah.
01:01:41Get up.
01:01:41Get up!
01:01:44Okay.
01:01:48On your mark.
01:01:54Get set.
01:01:58Get set.
01:02:38Miss Wiener, that's genius.
01:02:41A plus work.
01:02:42Always knew you had it, didn't you?
01:02:43No, you didn't.
01:02:44You've been nothing but a jerk to me all day.
01:02:50Miller?
01:02:53You are Heiser High's new swim team captain.
01:02:56Yeah!
01:02:58Let's go!
01:03:11Good job, Billy!
01:03:13Good job, Billy!
01:03:21Okay, how did it go?
01:03:23A plus.
01:03:23Yes!
01:03:24And how's your dinkle?
01:03:25It's from team captain.
01:03:27We did it!
01:03:29I guess we make a pretty good team.
01:03:31Maybe we're more than that.
01:03:42Billy!
01:03:44You're nuts!
01:03:45I'm really proud of you.
01:03:48Vixen, you feeling okay?
01:03:50Denise, why keep fighting?
01:03:52We can just be friends.
01:03:53You want to be friends with me.
01:03:55Of course.
01:03:56Why wouldn't I?
01:03:57I honestly hope you win prom queen tonight.
01:03:59You do?
01:04:00It's going to be a prom to remember that.
01:04:03Okay, get to get to class.
01:04:08Why is she being so nice?
01:04:10It's like a shark offer in swim lesson.
01:04:12People can change, I guess.
01:04:18I mean, Billy did.
01:04:22So, maybe Vixen can too.
01:04:25Oh, about the question you asked earlier.
01:04:32I would love to go to prom with you.
01:04:36That is, if you still want to go to prom with me.
01:04:44Yes.
01:04:45Yes.
01:04:45Yes.
01:04:46I, I, it would, yes.
01:04:47It would be an honor to go to the prom with you.
01:04:50Thank you for asking me.
01:04:52Vixens are sure right about one thing.
01:04:54It'll be a prom to remember.
01:04:59We still have to finish decorating for the prom.
01:05:02Come on.
01:05:03I thought it was this way.
01:05:05No, that's this way, Billy.
01:05:08It's all taken care of, guys.
01:05:09I left a few surprises in there for you to see tonight.
01:05:12Thanks, Bolt.
01:05:15Oh my God, what am I going to wear?
01:05:16Should I borrow my mom's pantyhose?
01:05:18Oh my God, did you really say pantyhose?
01:05:21I'll dress both of you tonight.
01:05:23What would you do without me?
01:05:31Ow.
01:05:40Why does Sabotard weigh so much?
01:05:42Because revenge is worth its weight in slime.
01:05:46Are you sure about this?
01:05:48Before prom's over, Denise will be the nerdiest nerd that ever nerded.
01:05:51And what about Billy?
01:05:52Help beg me to take him back, and I'll be crown queen.
01:05:54What do we do if anyone asks us about all this slime?
01:05:57We're just helping them decorate for prom.
01:05:58Come on.
01:06:00Come on.
01:06:01Come on.
01:06:07Come on.
01:06:09Come on.
01:06:12All right.
01:06:18Come on.
01:06:28Aha.
01:06:35Wow, you, um, you look great.
01:06:38You look pretty handsome.
01:06:43Can you believe that we made it here?
01:06:46Together?
01:06:48We look good doing it.
01:06:50Yeah, yeah, we do.
01:06:53Yay!
01:06:55Hey!
01:06:56Quiet!
01:06:57When I say, just do it, hold the bucket, no matter what.
01:07:01Just do it.
01:07:02Got it.
01:07:04I'll teach that snitch bitch to take my man.
01:07:06Fix him for the kill.
01:07:23As prom chairwoman, it's my duty to announce
01:07:25Highs or Highs from King and Queen are
01:07:31Kenny
01:07:40Denise Wiener and Billy Miller.
01:08:33Before our prom came, Queen Kiss, I think there's something everybody here needs to see.
01:08:48What is it? What's happening?
01:08:51Oh my god, Kenny, this is crazy!
01:08:55Oh my god, seriously. She's gonna probably be alone her entire life, her and her 950 cats.
01:09:02Denise, Denise, what's going on?
01:09:03How could you share this with everyone?
01:09:08Denise, I'm so sorry.
01:09:11Hey, hey, hey. You know that's not who I am anymore.
01:09:14You know, like hell it is.
01:09:16Okay, and I'm so stupid to think that you would change in a day.
01:09:19I didn't fall in love with you.
01:09:23Excuse me.
01:09:25WAIT, DENISE!
01:09:27But we look so good on paper.
01:09:46Actually, I want everyone to listen.
01:09:49Everything I thought I was...
01:09:54It's all a lie.
01:09:59Bullying doesn't make you strong.
01:10:05Just alone.
01:10:19I've spent my whole life fitting into other people's expectations for me.
01:10:24I've become a totally new person.
01:10:28Someone totally different from when we first met in third grade.
01:10:33Today, everything changed.
01:10:36And I've become the person that I've always wanted to be.
01:10:40And it's all because I fell in love with you.
01:10:46I need to know.
01:10:50Do you love me too?
01:11:02Please, please, please, please let this work.
01:11:04We can all know for real this time.
01:11:06Please.
01:11:21...
01:11:45Wait...
01:11:46niece is dressed like a guy and billy's dressed like a girl this night sucks
01:11:53nothing's going as planned at all uh right bodies wrong outfit
01:11:59i don't know you look pretty cute in my socks
01:12:04this is the saddest thing i've ever seen
01:12:09you're really gonna throw away your reputation for this ugly nerd she's nothing she's pathetic
01:12:14no vixen you're wrong denise is not nothing she's incredible
01:12:22honestly all of us are the pathetic ones because we were too dumb to notice it and me
01:12:28i was i was too dumb to notice it but i do now i see you perfect
01:12:38and for the record vixen denise is far prettier than you ever will be
01:12:44and not just because she has a beautiful face but because she has a beautiful heart
01:12:49can't say the same about you now can we no please i'm gonna bomb it you're just a loser
01:12:53billy miller and you i don't even know what you are
01:12:57loser she's a loser you already lost vixen
01:13:01school's almost over there's a new queen in town
01:13:05and she has her king
01:13:12stop you can't do this to me
01:13:13stop why are you cheering for her stop stop cheering for her you can't be doing this to me
01:13:19stop it you can't do it you can't do it
01:13:23just do it those are the magic leaves
01:13:37no not me
01:13:40oh vixen you can't laugh at me i'm the most popular girl that highs your high
01:13:45will someone get that tacky washed up non-popular girl off the stage please she's really icky
01:13:51and fuck you bolt and fuck you billy and fuck you denise fuck you ronda for screwing up my whole
01:13:56plan and fuck you penny cause
01:13:58move get out of my way move now
01:13:59in fact all you fuckers that highs your high can all go fuck yourselves
01:14:04seriously miss dior the only person who's gonna fuck herself is you
01:14:09you're officially suspended now get off my stage and get out of my school
01:14:31and what are y'all clapping about get back to dancing
01:14:48i guess next week's got a little taste of her own medicine
01:14:51yeah about damn time too
01:14:54i literally must have been clinically insane to have ever actually liked her
01:15:00and denise i'm so sorry about everything that i've done genuinely like i can't say it enough
01:15:07i'm so sorry
01:15:08it's okay
01:15:11i'm sorry too
01:15:12and i forgive you
01:15:15for everything and i mean that
01:15:16thank you
01:15:22mr miller miss wiener you two both are in big big trouble
01:15:29what why what the hell did we do
01:15:31did we not decorate the gym for prom like you asked
01:15:33that's why you in trouble
01:15:34no one will ever make prom look so beautiful
01:15:38oh my god
01:15:39okay so we're not expelled
01:15:41nope and i'm writing you two letters of recommendation
01:15:45and miller
01:15:46i'm gonna make sure that you get a scholarship
01:15:49but uh
01:15:50maybe uh
01:15:51lose the dress
01:15:53pink ain't really your color son
01:15:54hey yeah
01:15:56yes coach
01:15:56right away
01:15:57coach actually
01:15:58thank you
01:15:59good work you two
01:16:02so
01:16:03what college do you want to go to
01:16:05um
01:16:06hopefully whichever one you're at
01:16:11hey
01:16:12could we do that thing again
01:16:15what swap bodies
01:16:16no
01:16:19yes
01:16:20there are always reasons
01:16:22even in the coldest season
01:16:24i'll take your heart and i'm freezing
01:16:28and there are always sun pools
01:16:30along the way just let go
01:16:32life is no place for you almost
01:16:36we belong together
01:16:39i know
01:16:40oh
01:16:40just like the sword in the stone
01:16:43oh
01:16:44oh
01:16:44oh
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