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1975 A Boy and His Dog Post Don Johnson UNCUT MOVIE [Full Movie] [Full Story]Full EP - Full
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00:01:47No!
00:01:48Hey! Keep away!
00:01:51No!
00:01:54No!
00:01:58Help!
00:02:00Get up!
00:02:03Stop it!
00:02:05Help! No!
00:02:07No!
00:02:28Hold, one more.
00:02:48You're still constantly overreacting.
00:02:50I have absolutely no idea how I've managed to keep you alive so long.
00:02:59And I wouldn't bother going down in there unless your taste has changed radically.
00:03:02They left an ugly mess.
00:03:04I said they left a mess.
00:03:06I heard you.
00:03:06Oh, Pearl's the poor swine.
00:03:08All my directives go completely unregarded.
00:03:11Sometimes you're just as ignorant as any other common rover.
00:03:14One indication of a female and all is caution to the wind.
00:03:17The eyes glaze, the glands swell, and the brain freezes.
00:03:20I can't see a thing in there.
00:03:22Smell it.
00:03:23No, I thought you were doing all the scouting today, Vic.
00:03:26Damn it, blood.
00:03:27Don't give me a hard time.
00:03:28Smell it.
00:03:31It's clean.
00:03:52Ain't that a shame.
00:03:54Hell, they didn't have to cut her.
00:03:57She could have been used two or three more times.
00:03:59Ah, war is hell.
00:04:03All right, run it again.
00:04:06You're so funny when you're sexually frustrated.
00:04:08I'm funny enough to kick you upside the butt.
00:04:11I said fine, and I ain't kidding.
00:04:12One does not say ain't, Albert.
00:04:14Simply say, I'm not kidding.
00:04:15Fine, dog meat.
00:04:17And stop calling me Albert.
00:04:18Oh, you would stone a poor, defenseless animal, wouldn't you?
00:04:24Yes, I can tell that you would.
00:04:25I can tell by your short breath and your disgusting, aggressive behavior that you would.
00:04:32And that's because you're not a nice person, Albert.
00:04:35You're not a nice person at all.
00:04:55Do I gawk at you when you're working?
00:04:59I'll locate a female if there's one.
00:05:01You go look for food.
00:05:24Come on, Albert.
00:05:27Hey, see.
00:05:31Hey!
00:05:32Hey!
00:05:32Hey!
00:05:35Hey!
00:05:47I detect no living female person within my reign, sir.
00:05:51I have sniffed, and I have cast, and I have a negative reading.
00:05:54However, I'd be delighted to tell you a suggestive story if you think that would help.
00:05:59Pass, fuzzy butt.
00:06:00A cautious young fellow named Lodge had seatbelts installed in his Dodge.
00:06:06When his date was strapped in, he committed a sin without even leaving the garage.
00:06:11That's clever, isn't it?
00:06:24Let's see.
00:06:25From March 1953 to June...
00:06:30Oh, Albert, you have all the cranial capacity of a canary.
00:06:33Now, I'm going to recount these events of historical significance once again.
00:06:37Now, please, please try to assimilate them this time.
00:06:43World War III, hot and cold, lasted from June 1950 to March 1983,
00:06:48when the Vatican Armistice was signed between the eastern and western blocs a total of 33 years.
00:06:54Is this too fast for you?
00:06:57No, I'm right with you.
00:06:59Oh, good.
00:07:04Now, World War IV lasted five days,
00:07:08just long enough for the final missiles to leave their silos on both sides.
00:07:13What's left here were once were homes and families and warm hearths.
00:07:18Come on, teats, would you get off my back, you mad dog?
00:07:24Now, only desolation civilization lies smothered and decaying under an ocean of mud belonging to
00:07:31anyone who's strong enough to dig and fight and take it for his own.
00:07:35God, that's dramatic. I like that.
00:07:38So, spread about us, the city of Phoenix, Arizona, where, in 2006, 18-odd years ago,
00:07:44you managed to come into the world and we became associates.
00:07:46Now, let's hear that back.
00:07:48Let's hear that back.
00:08:17Let's hear that back.
00:08:19Presidents I'm good to all this history crap gonna do just do the presidents
00:08:28Truman Eisenhower Kennedy Johnson
00:08:38Kennedy Kennedy Kennedy
00:08:56Your continued narrow-minded refusal to believe in over-the-hill is possibly costing us a better life, you know
00:09:01Over-the-hill, my ass
00:09:03Well, when do we start looking for it again?
00:09:08As soon as I get my heart started
00:09:09I mean, let's stop procrastinating
00:09:11I know what you mean, over-the-hill where the deer and the antelope play
00:09:14And it's warm and clean and we can relax and have fun
00:09:16And then they grow food right out of the ground
00:09:19How do you like that pipe dream?
00:09:20It's called farming
00:09:22Oh, I believe you
00:09:23And they also have a great crop of clothes and guns and gorgeous chicks
00:09:27Now tell me how you saw the whole wonderful thing with your baby blues
00:09:31Never said I saw it, I said I heard about it
00:09:33And from who?
00:09:34From whom, and you know from whom
00:09:36And whom the hell's gonna believe a police dog?
00:09:48I'm sorry, blood
00:09:50I believe you're about over-the-hill
00:09:52Hell, I believe anything you tell me
00:09:53And even if we don't know for sure, it's worth checking on, right?
00:09:58Right?
00:09:59Whatever you say
00:10:00And we will go, just like I promised
00:10:03Right now I'm hungry and I wanna get laid
00:10:06So find me abroad and we'll go to the promised land
00:10:09That's what you always say
00:10:10I know, I know, but I mean it this time
00:10:13Find me a chick and we'll go
00:10:15I'm hungry
00:10:16So am I
00:10:18Well, I'll tell you what
00:10:19You go find a chick and I'll hustle us up some food
00:10:21I'm hungry
00:10:22You already said that, goddammit, and I just said
00:10:25I can't do good work when I'm hungry
00:10:27You ain't pulling that crap on me again
00:10:29And you can shove that part about how you lost the ability to hunt for food
00:10:32When you learned how to talk
00:10:34Oh, hell, all you're good for is finding hard stringy scumbags
00:10:37That are just liable to cut off my goddammit
00:10:39No food, no females
00:10:41Okay, you just sit there on your fuzzy butt while I do all the goddamned work
00:10:45But I'll tell you one goddamned thing
00:10:47You better do some practicing
00:10:48It's been six weeks since I've been late
00:10:50And it sure as hell ain't been that long since you ate
00:10:53But I got it damn well
00:10:54Maybe if you don't start producing
00:11:19Be right, be right, be right
00:11:23Be right, be right
00:11:25Be, be away
00:11:28Oh, oh, be there
00:11:31All right, all right
00:11:33All right, all right
00:11:44Get out of there
00:11:45Hey, fuck
00:11:48Big new suckers, get that dirt out of there
00:11:52Must be something special
00:11:54They got the whole bunch
00:11:56You get up and get in that hole
00:11:59Get up
00:11:59You get yourself up
00:12:04Or you ain't never gonna get up
00:12:18I wonder why they hang around him
00:12:20Hmm, probably just charisma
00:12:24Get in there
00:12:38Move your foot if you don't want it
00:12:39Get in there
00:12:49Maybe ain't right
00:12:54Hey
00:12:57Hey
00:12:58Please
00:13:10Wait, Jake
00:13:13Oh, come on
00:13:18Oh, I want to see you.
00:13:49Pins were soft, rains were wet, mountains were high, nothing spoke.
00:13:58God, I wish he'd tune that.
00:14:02Well?
00:14:04I don't know.
00:14:06Checked out Cracker Jack to hear.
00:14:08Think he just might do.
00:14:10Maybe.
00:14:16Get that out of here!
00:14:17Look at that!
00:14:17Get it up here!
00:14:21Get your hands off me now.
00:14:22Get away from there.
00:14:23What's this?
00:14:24I don't know what I know.
00:14:25Somebody help me open these doors.
00:14:29Look at all that food.
00:14:32I'll knock your stupid head out.
00:14:34You and who will?
00:14:35That's me!
00:14:37You boy.
00:14:40I need shoes.
00:14:42Anybody see some shoes?
00:14:46Pigs!
00:14:47Dig, you pig.
00:14:48Get down in there and dig.
00:14:50This place ought to be loaded.
00:14:51Get out of there.
00:14:54Might work.
00:14:55We'll wait like we always do.
00:14:58To hell with waiting.
00:15:00Vic!
00:15:01Come back here!
00:15:02Stay behind till you're busy.
00:15:05Get away from there!
00:15:06Get in it!
00:15:07Help!
00:15:08Help!
00:15:08He's taking us in!
00:15:09Stop that!
00:15:10Get out of here!
00:15:12Get out of here!
00:15:12Help!
00:15:13Help!
00:15:14Help!
00:15:17Help!
00:15:19Get out of here!
00:15:31Let him go!
00:15:32We got him!
00:15:33Then we run!
00:15:34Oh, shut up!
00:15:35Keep running!
00:15:36V.C.'s got some guts.
00:15:37Now dig in there!
00:15:38Get out of here and guard that wagon!
00:15:40Woo-hoo!
00:15:41Woo-hoo!
00:15:42Woo-hoo!
00:15:43Run, boy!
00:15:46Come back any time, though.
00:15:49Ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:15:50Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:15:53Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:16:03That's our boy.
00:16:05Put out the cheese.
00:16:21What do you want to do tonight?
00:16:25Oh, it doesn't really matter to me.
00:16:27Whatever you'd like to do, Al.
00:16:28Um, Rick.
00:16:38Well, now that we're loaded, I guess we could hit the turf.
00:16:45Yes, we could do that.
00:16:49Well, if you'd rather know...
00:16:50Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:16:51That'd be fine.
00:16:53We could probably even afford a little...
00:16:57Pop-pop-popcorn.
00:17:00Ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:17:21Mm, that's good for the rifle.
00:17:23Put it in the water there.
00:17:24They're getting wet there.
00:17:25Move them over.
00:17:26Goes to rust fast.
00:17:28Move on along.
00:17:30You see, you must grab and told you move my stuff over.
00:17:33Move his heat.
00:17:34We don't want no trouble tonight.
00:17:43Picks up one rust spot.
00:17:44You're going to wake up with a crowd around you.
00:18:02Sardines.
00:18:05What about the mutt?
00:18:07He ain't no mutt.
00:18:08You want to see the movies or don't you?
00:18:26Peaches.
00:18:32How the hell am I supposed to know that?
00:18:34You can read, can't you?
00:18:40Peaches for the dog.
00:18:43Eh, beets are better for him anyway.
00:18:58I want popcorn.
00:19:00Eh.
00:19:01You said we'd get some.
00:19:03You said.
00:19:03Come on, Albert.
00:19:05Buy me some popcorn.
00:19:06I'm happy to live without it.
00:19:08Oh, you're just being an ass.
00:19:11Well, you remember that next time you want to call me Albert.
00:19:17I hope the next time you play with yourself, you go blind.
00:19:32Come on, let's sit down in front.
00:19:42Sit down.
00:19:48Get your ass over there.
00:19:49I want to sit there.
00:19:52How can you enjoy a show with a popcorn?
00:20:15All right, tight boy.
00:20:17I'd watch the master at work.
00:20:18I've been singing in a long time.
00:20:20She sure is.
00:20:21You bastard.
00:20:24I don't want you to cut the whistle.
00:20:25Ah, boy.
00:20:27Me.
00:20:28Charity is a thing of the past.
00:20:33And he's been asking for my brother.
00:20:35We all know that.
00:20:37Now, how about my brother?
00:20:39He just got me.
00:20:41He's right over there.
00:20:42We can't have that little chick burning loose, I tell you.
00:20:44Now, how about that, man?
00:20:50There's a female in here.
00:20:55You're a nut.
00:20:58I tell you, she's in here.
00:21:07Where?
00:21:11Where is she?
00:21:16Wait a minute.
00:21:18Come on out here.
00:21:19I want to talk to you.
00:21:37I ain't egg sucker ought to kick your tail up around your ears.
00:21:41You expect me to believe that you can whiff her and there ain't no other dog in the whole joint
00:21:44that's caught her yet?
00:21:45Oh, you forget my infallibility, Albert.
00:21:47That's foolish.
00:21:48No, I didn't forget.
00:21:49I just don't believe it.
00:21:55Where is she?
00:22:00Knock it off!
00:22:04How the hell can I see the picture?
00:22:09Get him out of here!
00:22:10It's like our dog's eye!
00:22:12Get off the ground!
00:22:20Take off!
00:22:21Okay, all right.
00:22:21I was dumb.
00:22:22You taught me all I know.
00:22:24I believe everything you say.
00:22:26Come!
00:22:27Listen to me!
00:22:28Bend the muscles!
00:22:29Hold on!
00:22:30Hold on!
00:22:31Pull it!
00:22:33Finish me!
00:22:36Don't!
00:22:37Don't.
00:22:37Don't.
00:22:38Don't.
00:22:38Don't.
00:22:40Don't.
00:22:42Don't.
00:22:49That wasn't her, was it?
00:22:51Come on, she might get away.
00:22:54I'll buy you the popcorn.
00:22:57I'll buy you the popcorn.
00:23:14No, I can't be here.
00:23:34Bottom line, you're a brain with an educated nose and there's no other canine in your class.
00:23:39She's dressed like a solo wearing a knit cap.
00:23:43Go on, go.
00:24:24Where's the kid?
00:24:25He's spending the night with Donnie Lambert.
00:25:10He's spending the night with Donnie Lambert.
00:25:13He's spending the night with Donnie Lambert.
00:25:20Look what I found.
00:25:31Okay, which way did she go?
00:25:33To the right.
00:25:43That's it for tonight.
00:25:45We'll shut her down.
00:25:46Let's go.
00:25:47Let's go.
00:26:13Let's go.
00:26:42Let's go.
00:26:45Dammit.
00:26:46Now when the hell am I gonna nail her in there?
00:26:49Simple.
00:26:50Stop shaking like a leaf and go do it.
00:27:03Are you sure it's clean?
00:27:06Albert, have I ever lied to you?
00:27:10Let's go.
00:27:10Let's go.
00:27:15Let's go.
00:27:25Let's go.
00:27:32Let's go.
00:27:40Let's go.
00:28:50I'm going to go over there, and I'm going to get one of them mats.
00:28:54You make one move off there, and I'll shoot your leg right out from under you.
00:28:57And you'll still get it, except you'll be without a leg.
00:29:28Well, what are you looking at?
00:29:30What's your name?
00:29:31What are you looking at?
00:29:34What are you looking at?
00:29:35Vic what?
00:29:37Just Vic.
00:29:39Well, then what are your mother's and father's names?
00:29:44Boy, are you a dumb broad.
00:29:52I told you to stop looking at me like that, or I'll bust your teeth out.
00:29:58Now get that stuff off.
00:30:20What's your name?
00:30:24Aquila June Holmes.
00:30:27That's a weird name.
00:30:28It's not.
00:30:29My mother says it's not that unusual back in Oklahoma.
00:30:33Where are your folks come from?
00:30:38Before the war.
00:30:39They must be pretty old by now.
00:30:46They are, but they're okay, I guess.
00:30:54I guess it's better.
00:31:00Now what?
00:31:01Rover pack, 23 strong.
00:31:02We've got the building surrounded.
00:31:03Great.
00:31:04Some other mutt must have smelled her in the theater.
00:31:06Who are you talking to?
00:31:07Him.
00:31:08The dog?
00:31:09Give him the girl.
00:31:11We dig in and stand them off.
00:31:13They don't know about us.
00:31:14Just give them the girl.
00:31:14Let's get out of here.
00:31:15We stay.
00:31:16Now you got any helpful suggestions?
00:31:18No.
00:31:18No.
00:31:19Yes.
00:31:19Pull up your pants, Romeo.
00:31:24Now would you listen to reason?
00:31:26There's too many of them for us.
00:31:28You're gonna get us all shot up.
00:31:32You damn fool.
00:31:35One way out of here.
00:31:37Boxed in.
00:31:38That's no good.
00:31:41Out there in the big room.
00:31:43That's the place?
00:31:44What?
00:31:45Oh, Jesus.
00:31:47He'll probably come down the ladder.
00:31:49Did you talk to strangers?
00:31:50Shut up, will you?
00:31:52I can see you're gonna be a great help.
00:31:54Do you understand me?
00:31:54If we can get one down, take his heat,
00:31:57and that'll give up a little bit.
00:31:58Oh, no.
00:31:58Shut up!
00:32:02Nobody's gotta keep an eye over the screen right now.
00:32:04I want to walk out of here.
00:32:05I went in since last time.
00:32:07That was the last time.
00:32:08Don't just wanna run.
00:32:09You gotta scrape off.
00:32:11What the hell?
00:32:14They're all covered.
00:32:28What a lovely odds we're up against, aren't they?
00:32:30You were right.
00:32:31Let's set up for them.
00:32:32And I'm right about this simpering female.
00:32:34Forget that.
00:32:35Now how do you figure the fight?
00:32:40You could just stare or screamers.
00:32:45Go on, we'll back in.
00:32:51Screamers.
00:33:25Oh, yeah!
00:33:34Change pockets!
00:33:44Keep moving again!
00:33:52Get off me!
00:33:54You do it!
00:33:55Max, please! Max, please!
00:33:58Help!
00:34:02Oh!
00:34:08Oh!
00:34:10Oh!
00:34:11Oh!
00:34:13Oh!
00:34:14Oh!
00:34:18Oh!
00:34:24Oh!
00:34:26Oh!
00:34:27Oh!
00:34:35Good or bad first?
00:34:37Bad.
00:34:39All right, they didn't come down the ladder as I anticipated and since they've found other ways in, we've lost
00:34:43the element of surprise. There's no way we can handle them.
00:34:47And the good?
00:34:48Let the seven dwarfs have Snow White and we can get out of here with all our parts.
00:34:52Over my dead body.
00:34:55They're working on that right now.
00:35:11Screamers.
00:35:12Oh, here. I don't hear them.
00:35:14Oh, what would everyone do if they heard one right now?
00:35:17Run like a son of a bitch.
00:35:22It's worth a try.
00:35:35It's worth a try.
00:35:43You hear that?
00:35:47Screamers!
00:35:56Screamers!
00:36:17Whoa!
00:36:21Whoa!
00:36:25Whoa!
00:36:27Whoa!
00:36:28Whoa!
00:36:38Whoa!
00:37:02Come on, Derek, get out of the way.
00:37:12Make certain they're gone, Vic. Don't stick your empty head up, Vic.
00:37:16Hey, PZ.
00:37:17Why don't you shut her up? I can't hear myself think.
00:37:21Get something green. Get her skirt. Wrap it around the stick and wave it up there.
00:37:25Shine her flashlight up through it.
00:37:34Are they gone?
00:37:37What do you see?
00:37:41They are wet!
00:37:43Woo-hoo-hoo!
00:37:44We did it!
00:37:46They gave a whole sack full of potatoes to see and the look on their faces when they ran.
00:37:54Hey, PZ, we did it! We did it!
00:37:57Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
00:37:59Come on, let's get the hell out of here.
00:38:01They might still be out there. Just pull back a little.
00:38:03Wait a little daylight and then we'll see.
00:38:05Okay.
00:38:06Well, I'll take the chicken.
00:38:10She's right below us.
00:38:17You stupid nit!
00:38:19You want to run into one of them?
00:38:27You think I'm bad?
00:38:28Well, you wait till you see one of them.
00:38:31What are they?
00:38:33I don't know.
00:38:34I just know.
00:38:35I just know you stay away from me.
00:38:36What?
00:38:37Here.
00:38:46Because if one of them touches you, you're dead.
00:38:50Green dead.
00:38:55The real thing.
00:38:57Move!
00:39:00Move!
00:39:04Move!
00:39:12Move!
00:39:18Move!
00:39:23come on where are you by the boiler the insulation might help
00:39:29shut up and hang on to me hurry it up
00:39:39help me up there
00:39:48yes I'll do clumsy no way mattresses in here screamer certainly wouldn't want to
00:40:10be confined Albert tell this to keep its hands to itself maybe somebody else hit
00:40:16in here catch anything yet be able to tell when they leave yes I'll be able to
00:40:31tell if they leave
00:40:37let's take it easy I think gonna be all right
00:40:44it is if we don't get choked off in here
00:40:51can you handle it oh yes massive heck I can handle it
00:40:57yeah
00:41:03yeah
00:41:03yeah
00:41:03yeah
00:41:03yeah
00:41:03yeah
00:42:36It's good to just watch her.
00:42:39Your waist falls out.
00:42:42Your hips up.
00:42:44I have her right in my hands.
00:42:47I just want to talk.
00:42:48I'm not going to keep pretending I am asleep, Albert.
00:42:51Oh, boy, you're a bloody mess.
00:43:05Well, you're not exactly a rose garden yourself.
00:43:09Can we get out of here yet?
00:43:14Seems clear. I'd better go have a look.
00:43:16You think you can...
00:43:17You think you can handle it in your condition?
00:43:20Can I handle it in my condition?
00:43:22I can handle several hours on the rack to extricate myself from this disgusting display.
00:43:32Blood!
00:43:33No sacrifice is too great.
00:43:35No, I throw myself gladly into the very jaws of a screaming Christmas death.
00:43:54I don't think he likes me very much.
00:43:58Blood?
00:43:59Yeah.
00:43:59Yeah.
00:44:00Oh, he just feels bad.
00:44:02He likes you a lot.
00:44:04He told me so.
00:44:06He did really?
00:44:07Mm-hmm.
00:44:09That's nice.
00:44:10Because I think he's cute.
00:44:15How do you do it?
00:44:17What?
00:44:17Talk to him.
00:44:20I don't know.
00:44:20We never thought about it.
00:44:22Just talk.
00:44:25Well, how come I can't hear him?
00:44:29Oh, he said something one time.
00:44:33Because we had a feeling for each other or something.
00:44:39What do you mean? Like love?
00:44:41I guess.
00:44:42I don't know.
00:44:45Said we thought alike.
00:44:48I don't know.
00:44:52Well.
00:44:54Anyway.
00:44:59We'll get a nice little place.
00:45:03And we'll spend a lot of time together alone.
00:45:06And we'll do whatever we feel like doing.
00:45:10And when Blood comes to visit, he can have his own room.
00:45:16What are you talking about?
00:45:17Well, I don't exactly think he's gonna fit in down under.
00:45:21No way.
00:45:22I know.
00:45:23That's what I said.
00:45:24No, I mean no way I'm going down there.
00:45:27Why?
00:45:30I'm gonna be there.
00:45:31No, you're not.
00:45:33We'll make it up here, the three of us.
00:45:35Vic, now I live there.
00:45:37If you love me...
00:45:38I don't care.
00:45:42Come out of here right now.
00:45:45Vic, we need to talk.
00:45:56What the hell's lumbering you?
00:45:58Your headlong plunge into stupidity.
00:46:01Last night was inexcusable.
00:46:03Leaving her for the pack, that would have been an intelligent thing to do.
00:46:06I wanted her.
00:46:08Yeah, I know you wanted her about a half a hundred times.
00:46:10Why are we still hanging around?
00:46:12I want her some more.
00:46:13Well, listen, my friend.
00:46:14I want to get rid of this pain in my side, and I want to get away from here.
00:46:18The Screamers could come back any time, you know.
00:46:20Oh, what the hell are you worried about that for?
00:46:22We can handle all that.
00:46:24It don't mean she can't go with us.
00:46:25Go with us?
00:46:26Are you out of your small mind?
00:46:29What good is she?
00:46:30It's all we can do to feed ourselves as it is.
00:46:32You know you're starting to sound like a goddamn poodle.
00:46:35You're starting to sound like a jackass.
00:46:42Sorry.
00:46:46Blood, come on.
00:46:48Hey.
00:46:51He'll still be 50-50 with you and me.
00:46:54I mean, hell, I owe you.
00:46:56Don't try that hackneyed ruse on me.
00:46:58Oh, come on.
00:46:59I just meant like that time that that old Screamer made a grab for me.
00:47:05You know that righteous stone green he was, too.
00:47:08All glowing like a fungus and oozing and eyelashes.
00:47:13Boy.
00:47:15Made a grab for me and you went for him.
00:47:18Could have been burned bad, too.
00:47:21I'll tell you that.
00:47:23And died.
00:47:25Might have been all of it for you.
00:47:28Right?
00:47:29Now get the dramatic catch out of your voice and tell me how she's gonna carry her share of the
00:47:33load up here.
00:47:33Tell me how we're gonna fight her.
00:47:34All right.
00:47:35Okay.
00:47:35Okay.
00:47:35Just don't hang her.
00:47:36Harang, not hang her.
00:47:37I don't care whatever the hell it is.
00:47:39Just knock off the crap or we can forget the whole stinkin'-
00:47:41Well, maybe we should, you simple dumb putts.
00:47:44What the hell's a putt?
00:47:45What's a putt?
00:47:46Is that something bad?
00:47:48I bet it is.
00:47:49It's something bad.
00:47:49Boy, I'll tell you, you better watch your stinkin' mouth or I'm gonna kick you in the butt.
00:48:07Definitely a putt.
00:48:19You don't mean she can't go with us.
00:48:21I told you she was no good.
00:48:24Okay, okay.
00:48:26I just don't like being made to feel guilty.
00:48:29I'm gonna do right by you.
00:48:31I'd hardly recommend that considering there's several very knowledgeable solos around town.
00:48:34It would be delighted to work with an accomplished female provider like myself.
00:48:38I also don't like being threatened.
00:48:40It's not a threat.
00:48:40That's a fact.
00:48:41No, that's a good way to get that other leg broke.
00:48:43Don't take your petty frustrations out of me, Albert.
00:48:46I locate females.
00:48:47I don't guarantee their behavior.
00:48:48What the hell's that?
00:48:49How should I know?
00:48:50Well, smell it.
00:48:51It's probably an ID of some kind she used to get out of the Down Under.
00:48:56Oh, now we're in a big hurry, huh?
00:49:00You'd listen to me last night instead of...
00:49:01Wait a minute.
00:49:03You're not thinking of following that...
00:49:06You listen to me, Albert.
00:49:11You'll get killed out there.
00:49:14Albert!
00:49:15Albert, you come back here.
00:49:17You idiot, you can't go down there.
00:49:18You listen to me.
00:49:19Just because some sleazy female knocked you in the head and bruised your ego,
00:49:23there's no reason to become a jealous juvenile.
00:49:25You stop this incident, Albert.
00:49:26Thick!
00:49:27Egg sucker.
00:49:28Oh, alright.
00:49:29Thick.
00:49:30Please, stop.
00:49:31Please, stop a minute.
00:49:33Please.
00:49:43I don't know what to say.
00:49:44I don't know how to make you understand that you're not thinking clearly.
00:49:47You can't go down there and never hope to come back.
00:49:50She knows it.
00:49:52Down Under's hate solos.
00:49:53Enough rover packs have raided down there and raped their women and stolen their food.
00:49:57They'll have the defenses up and they'll catch you and they'll kill you.
00:50:00What the hell do you care?
00:50:02You're always saying you'd be better off without me anyway.
00:50:05Oh, forget about her, Vic.
00:50:06Let her go.
00:50:07Let's...
00:50:09Let's look for over the hill.
00:50:11If you're tired of me, find another partner somewhere.
00:50:15But whatever you do, don't follow her down there.
00:50:18I got to, blood.
00:50:21I got to.
00:50:23Hasn't it occurred to you how convenient this whole operation has been?
00:50:27How easy she was to spot and follow and how she cooperated?
00:50:31Just think about it, Vic.
00:50:32Instead of walking right into their hands, God knows what they'll do with you.
00:50:51We've been together a long time, good and bad, but...
00:50:55This could be the worst.
00:50:58I'm scared.
00:51:00I'm scared you won't come back and I'll have to find some rover to take me on.
00:51:06You know most rovers are in packs now and I'm not that young anymore.
00:51:13And I'll miss you, Vic.
00:51:21I'll really miss you.
00:51:28Well...
00:51:31I'll try to get back as quick as I can.
00:51:34Will you wait?
00:51:37For a while, then over the hill.
00:51:54Take care of yourself.
00:51:56I'll do my best.
00:51:58I'll catch up with you.
00:52:02Sure.
00:52:26I will.
00:52:28So long.
00:52:30Hardner.
01:00:14Machinery. That's what it was.
01:00:16Larry and Linda Lacey, March 17th of this year.
01:00:20Let's make these, uh, heart attacks.
01:00:24Yeah, uh, read from the committee.
01:00:27Doc will do the eulogy.
01:00:29Services is Lakeside Methodist, the usual.
01:00:32And make goddamn mercy on your soul.
01:00:35Outside show.
01:00:37Now that's the way to build a cottonwood.
01:00:41Another helpful...
01:00:42Well, it's you.
01:00:44Honey!
01:00:46Come, Papa.
01:00:50Sure is pleasing to see you back home again.
01:00:54Didn't have any trouble, huh?
01:00:56Everything went all right?
01:00:56Didn't have any trouble, Ann?
01:00:57No, sir.
01:00:58Oh, that's fine, fine.
01:01:02Sure did yourself proud, Missy.
01:01:04The committee won't forget it, no siree.
01:01:06Then I'll be put on the committee right away, like we talked about.
01:01:09Don't you worry about it, little girl.
01:01:11Soon as there's an opening.
01:01:15Mr. Craddock, I would prefer not to wait.
01:01:18After all, I did bring Vic down here exactly like you told me to.
01:01:22Now you just be patient, Quilla Jew.
01:01:25Have fun with young folks your own age.
01:01:28Think about getting married, making a home.
01:01:30Your time will come.
01:01:33I'd rather be just like you, Miss Mess, and not wait.
01:01:38Ah, don't you worry, little girl.
01:01:39I don't see why you just...
01:01:41That'll be all.
01:01:42That'll be all.
01:01:50That young lady is going to be trouble.
01:01:53Always has been.
01:01:54Any reason for a change?
01:01:56Maybe you should have gone to three.
01:01:59A little childish plotting, doesn't bother me none.
01:02:03As long as it stays little.
01:02:08Mez, see that she's one of the recipients.
01:02:12Then marry her off to hire him and then his boy.
01:02:14What's his name?
01:02:15Charles.
01:02:15Charlie, yeah.
01:02:17That don't cool her ambitions.
01:02:19Farm her up.
01:02:21Horse manure.
01:02:24They knew I wanted her on that committee.
01:02:26Stupid, stinking old Rotterloo.
01:02:30A liar will not leave me.
01:02:32I am bristling.
01:02:36Another helper.
01:02:41Almanac.
01:02:42That is the only reason I went along with their dumb plan.
01:02:56America, the land of money, was the world's greatest agricultural...
01:03:00Promised.
01:03:01...capable not only of feeding its old cartwheeler...
01:03:04They hid it.
01:03:06Then they tried to shoot me off without a body of leaves.
01:03:08I pushed.
01:03:08Well, you shouldn't have.
01:03:10I mean, they're going to be watching us now.
01:03:12Gary, I don't care.
01:03:15I am so sick and tired.
01:03:17The farm.
01:03:18Who accepted our Christian desire to aid our brothers across the seas.
01:03:24You're right.
01:03:25I do care.
01:03:28Okay.
01:03:30I'm going to smile.
01:03:33And I'm going to curtsy the right time to all the right people.
01:03:37Because it ain't going to be much longer.
01:03:38The song of David will not wait even for you, Quilla Dune Holmes.
01:03:43That is your class.
01:03:44Ah, yes, Mrs. Kammack.
01:03:46Oh, pigeon feeder.
01:03:48Ah, I'm sorry.
01:03:49I'll be right there, ma'am.
01:03:55See you later.
01:04:11He and Vic were in the park together.
01:04:12I turned my back for justice.
01:04:28What did you and Vic talk about?
01:04:30Come on.
01:04:31We want to know.
01:04:32Call Luke.
01:04:33Hmm?
01:04:37I'm still a little confused.
01:04:40No, go ahead.
01:04:44Now, how about it, boy?
01:04:47I mean, we're going to find out anyway, so...
01:04:50Why don't you just tell us and it'll make it easier on all of us, huh?
01:04:54What do you say?
01:04:54Hmm?
01:04:58How about it, boy?
01:05:03The farm immediately.
01:05:06Grandmother Conrad's recipe for rhubarb with marmalade.
01:05:10Let me go!
01:05:12I don't know.
01:05:12I don't know.
01:05:13I don't know.
01:05:14I don't know.
01:05:15I don't know.
01:05:15I don't know.
01:05:16I don't know.
01:05:16I don't know.
01:05:16Where'd the exam show?
01:05:18Well, the usual cold virus.
01:05:20A little high blood pressure to be expected under these conditions.
01:05:23There's no infection.
01:05:25He's well-developed.
01:05:27Reasonably well-nourished.
01:05:29Intelligent average, emotional response, a simplistic, most marked finding is his overtly
01:05:35aggressive behavior.
01:05:37In other words, he's extremely physical, as you may have noticed.
01:05:42Well now, son.
01:05:44Suck, wind-wet brain.
01:05:46Better be nice, boy.
01:05:48I hope all you stinking kids are hairlit.
01:05:51Michael?
01:05:52All right.
01:05:54Ready to behave yourself.
01:05:58Along with many other organisms that somehow managed to stay alive up above, you have been
01:06:07studied, observed, unobtrusively, of course, living habits, common sense, tenacity, physical
01:06:16prowess.
01:06:18Out of the many, you have been chosen.
01:06:23Led down here by...
01:06:26Quilla June.
01:06:27To be the recipients of an honor.
01:06:29You know, she's a scumbag!
01:06:31You watch your foul mouth, boy.
01:06:33When anybody on the committee speaks, you just keep still and listening.
01:06:38Hey, how'd you like to have a rifle rammed up your butt?
01:06:41Michael!
01:06:42All right!
01:06:43All right!
01:06:44You show respect, boy.
01:06:46That's all I was saying.
01:06:48You'll be the recipient of an honor that occurred but once in several decades.
01:06:53All right.
01:06:55Uh, Mez, uh, let me have the original elder's proclamation, will you?
01:07:04Fruit of your loins will enable the productive citizenry of Topeka to overcome metabolic changes
01:07:09resulting from lengthy subterranean living.
01:07:12Allow it to keep its leadership and the drive to remake this sinful world in God's own image.
01:07:18You see, we've been underground too long.
01:07:21Our women can't get pregnant every once in a while.
01:07:24We need new blood.
01:07:27We need a new man.
01:07:31We are never so happy, nor so unhappy, as we imagine.
01:07:37Another helpful hint for living from the committee's...
01:07:41Special kind of man.
01:07:50You mean you want me to knock up your broad?
01:08:01You talked me into it.
01:08:03Light him up.
01:08:03You first, honey.
01:08:05Take your hands off me.
01:08:16Guide them together, we beseech thee, in the way of righteousness and peace,
01:08:21that loving and serving thee with one heart and mind all the days of their life,
01:08:26they may be abundantly enriched to the tokens of thy everlasting favor.
01:08:34Amen.
01:08:34By authority vested in me by the committee,
01:08:37I hereby pronounce you husband and wife,
01:08:40according to the ordinances and the laws of the state of Topeka.
01:08:44What God has joined together, let no man put a son.
01:08:47Amen.
01:08:49A man should never be ashamed to own he has been in the wrong,
01:08:55which is but saying that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
01:08:59Another helpful hint for living from the committee's omenach.
01:09:13And be sure to get both parents to sign right here.
01:09:16Now let's see, Brother Hess.
01:09:20Michael, amber reference.
01:09:22Air intake fan number 12, shaft 17B indicates heat buildup.
01:09:30Repeat, amber reference.
01:09:51Chapter 1, verse 22, mayor.
01:09:54God blessed them and said, be fruitful and multiply.
01:09:57God blessed them.
01:09:58That's it.
01:09:59That's it.
01:10:08You almost asked yourself out of this honor, young lady.
01:10:11Sir?
01:10:13The committee.
01:10:15Oh, well, I'm sure the committee knows best.
01:10:18Where are your parents?
01:10:21Miss Miss said it would be all right.
01:10:23They must have come down with something because they're sure not feeling well.
01:10:26Shall we keep the schedule?
01:10:27Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in the same time.
01:10:35Boy, because I'm so sorry, are you all right?
01:10:39They made me do it.
01:10:40You gotta understand, they made me do it.
01:10:42I swear.
01:10:47Don't you give me that I'm sorry bullshit.
01:10:49You're as crazy as arrest these damn nuts.
01:10:52You boys, down!
01:10:55They may be stupid, but they're not dumb like you.
01:10:57Oh, no.
01:10:58They bring me down here to make babies and then hook me up with a stupid machine.
01:11:02That's real smart.
01:11:04Population controls it, in case you haven't heard of it.
01:11:0635 girls are pregnant, and then you're killed.
01:11:09You understand?
01:11:11You're idiots like you running around the place.
01:11:13So, you wiggle your butt and tease me down here to their big wealth.
01:11:17I had to.
01:11:19They said they'd kill me if I didn't.
01:11:21Listen.
01:11:22Next.
01:11:23Next, please.
01:11:24Now, ladies, I want you to be sure to put your name here.
01:11:28His name goes here.
01:11:30And there's another thing I want you to make very sure of on this most solemn and joyous...
01:11:35I'm going to run to Pika.
01:11:41You and me.
01:11:42Maybe some others.
01:11:44We'll be the committee.
01:11:46We'll do anything we want, anytime we want.
01:11:49We'll have them bow and scrape for a change.
01:11:52Just by springing me?
01:11:54Yeah.
01:11:55I'm getting rid of the committee.
01:12:00Okay, where's my heat?
01:12:01Huh?
01:12:03My guns.
01:12:03Where's my guns?
01:12:04The committee office.
01:12:12How you got it figured?
01:12:14Okay.
01:12:15Right out this door to the right is Michael.
01:12:17There's a crowd there.
01:12:18We run through the crowd.
01:12:19Now, come on, glue.
01:12:20All right.
01:12:21To the right again, big doors.
01:12:22Through the doors, we have help outside.
01:12:54The guns are to the right.
01:12:58Come on, what happened?
01:13:00Well, how'd it come out?
01:13:02They folded like I said they would.
01:13:03Hey, listen.
01:13:03Michael's got to be first.
01:13:05And dead, not Wilson, or we're all in trouble.
01:13:11And then the faint thunder became an uproar.
01:13:13The winds changed to a great vibration of air.
01:13:17Then Ness.
01:13:19Then Doc.
01:13:20But kill Lou first, because he's the important one.
01:13:22Where are you going?
01:13:23The church is this way.
01:13:25Hey, we've got to get them with it together.
01:13:26Where are you going?
01:13:27I'm getting the hell out of here.
01:13:29I want to see blood again.
01:13:30I want to get in a good, straightforward fight with some son of a bitch over a can of beans.
01:13:34I've got to get back in the dirt so I feel clean.
01:13:36Wait a minute.
01:13:37A couple of yous put us out in the open.
01:13:38You've got to help us.
01:13:39Good luck, baby.
01:13:42You dirty, filthy, stinking, rotten animal.
01:13:44You stupid animal.
01:13:46You think I let you slobber all over me and paw me so that you can walk out now?
01:13:50I didn't bring you down here so they could use you.
01:13:53I brought you down here so I could use you.
01:13:55And you better kill them.
01:13:56Then I don't care what you do.
01:14:02Please.
01:14:03No, no.
01:14:03Please, darling.
01:14:04Please, darling.
01:14:05I love you.
01:14:06I love you.
01:14:06I only said that because you believe me.
01:14:09Please.
01:14:1010 or 12-inch skillets, preferably of the nonstick variety.
01:14:15Fry the bacon until brown, but not too crisp.
01:14:20Then set it aside to try.
01:14:23Pour off all the two tables.
01:14:25I don't understand you.
01:14:26All you can think about is going back up there and about your dog.
01:14:30It's like all the time we spent together didn't mean anything to you.
01:14:37Phoenix, I don't see what's wrong with staying down here and running the committee.
01:14:42There they are.
01:14:44Kill me to get everything down here for hours.
01:14:46Two tablespoons of chopped parsley.
01:14:49And add green.
01:14:51Mixed together gently.
01:14:53There's plenty of food.
01:14:54Fools to kick around.
01:14:55We can do whatever we please.
01:14:57And add salt.
01:14:58Kill him.
01:14:58And freshly ground pepper.
01:14:59Kill him, Vic.
01:15:01Now.
01:15:01Red reference.
01:15:03Repeat.
01:15:04Repeat.
01:15:04Red reference.
01:15:07For us.
01:15:09The committee.
01:15:11Do it.
01:15:12The committee.
01:15:13We're sitting in an extraordinary session.
01:15:1611.37 a.m.
01:15:18Revised for a year of our Lord, one ought.
01:15:21Three, all present.
01:15:25Bestow upon the committee, thy servants of the seal, thine approval and thy fatherly benediction.
01:15:31Granting unto them grace to fulfill with pure and steadfast affection the ordinance.
01:15:36And the Lord shall pass the law as the state of Topica.
01:15:40Amen.
01:15:42You ignore several warnings by us to the foreign-born rules that are vital.
01:15:46Continue growth and well-being.
01:15:48Welcome our beloved Topica.
01:15:49Bye.
01:15:51Collected and ordained by the people.
01:15:53Gonna be tolerated.
01:15:54Quilla June.
01:15:55Quilla June Hall.
01:15:57Number 2644.
01:16:00Honey.
01:16:00Lack of respect.
01:16:01Wrong attitude.
01:16:01Failure to obey authority.
01:16:02I'll say you went and all.
01:16:04Aye. Aye. Aye.
01:16:07The farm immediately.
01:16:08Gary. Gary Leroy Franklin, number 2,598.
01:16:13Lack of respect, wrong attitude, fair to obey authority.
01:16:16I'll say you went and all.
01:16:18Aye. Aye.
01:16:20The farm immediately.
01:16:21Richard.
01:16:23Richard Ben White, number 2,601.
01:16:27All right.
01:16:30Vic, I'll show you the way out. Let's get out of here.
01:16:33Vic.
01:16:34Farm immediately.
01:16:35I'll show you the way out. All right. I'll show you the way out.
01:16:38Kenneth.
01:16:39Please, just get out of here.
01:16:41I'll take care of you in blood.
01:16:43I'll do anything you want to do.
01:16:45Vic, remember in the boiler room?
01:16:52First thing that boy's ever done.
01:16:59What a shame.
01:17:00Vic, please, let's get out of here.
01:17:03Say, farm immediately.
01:17:06And may God have mercy on your soul.
01:17:09Heat to bacon fat reserved in the skillet.
01:17:13Add the hash.
01:17:14And with a spatula, spread it easily in the pan.
01:17:17And add it down.
01:17:19Cook uncovered over moderate hot water.
01:17:22Or very well.
01:17:23Or he thinks.
01:17:25Have it easily to prevent the hash of the steam.
01:17:28As it cooks, remove any excess fat from the top or sides.
01:17:32I'll hit the square foot off my head.
01:17:34But the core of the score, fall baster.
01:17:36Kill him!
01:17:37Please kill him!
01:17:38The end of the season.
01:17:40When a general force.
01:17:42Number two, six, four, four.
01:17:44Get up, get up, at the third.
01:17:47Number two, six, one, one, ten.
01:17:49We'll kill him!
01:17:50Richard.
01:17:50Right, right, right.
01:17:52Number two, six, one, one.
01:17:58let's get on right now the 35 proposed recipients 10 have been serviced we need
01:18:09another donor for the boy's name concentrate on the rest of the list whichever one we pick
01:18:29make sure we have better security then place a large round
01:18:43if any of the hash
01:18:45and
01:18:46lift it up with a spatula and patch it in place
01:18:51now i've been talking about this parsley and serve with post eggs
01:18:56if desire to serve four
01:19:17let's uh get another michael out of the warehouse this time make sure the engineering
01:19:24apartment wipes that smile off his face
01:19:26four tables finely chopped fresh parsley
01:19:31one water cup heavy green salt and freshly ground black pepper
01:19:52oh
01:20:03blood
01:20:06blood
01:20:10you kept me down there too long
01:20:15come on please let's go over the hill that's where he went and we need him
01:20:22well let's catch up with him i don't know where it is
01:20:27but blood knows why didn't he tell you
01:20:34blood
01:20:37blood
01:20:40What?
01:21:03Blood.
01:21:03Hello, partner.
01:21:05Blood, we made it back.
01:21:07Who's your new tailor, Albert?
01:21:18How long has it been since you ate?
01:21:20Well, I grabbed a lizard yesterday.
01:21:23Maybe it was the day before.
01:21:25I can't seem to remember.
01:21:26It's funny.
01:21:29Well, we got to leg it into town
01:21:30and get you something to eat fast.
01:21:32No.
01:21:33Fellini's taken everything over
01:21:34and slotted every soul who wouldn't join him.
01:21:38The whole town's under their control
01:21:40and you can't get any food there.
01:21:41You can't even go back at all.
01:21:44Okay, just take it easy.
01:21:46I can't take it any other way.
01:21:48I'm almost gone.
01:21:49You better just leave
01:21:50and find somewhere you can stay alive.
01:21:55How about over the hill, Tiger?
01:21:57I can't make it to where I am now.
01:21:59But you might be able to.
01:22:06He needs food and he needs medicine.
01:22:08We got to get it fast
01:22:09because we can't make it without him.
01:22:11We're too late, darling.
01:22:15There's nothing we can do about it now.
01:22:24Vic, we've got to get out of here.
01:22:35We're going to be together.
01:22:36He'd want us to be together.
01:22:45If you love me, you'll come on, too.
01:23:14You have eaten a bite.
01:23:16I'm not hungry.
01:23:24I really appreciate this.
01:23:32Well, let's press on.
01:23:39Now, where were you?
01:23:41Oh, yeah, in the hospital.
01:23:43Oh, bud, come on.
01:23:44You know, if they just let you
01:23:46have your own way
01:23:46with a blushing bride
01:23:48instead of hooking you up to a machine,
01:23:50you'd probably never come back up.
01:23:57You sure you had enough to eat?
01:24:00Oh, yeah.
01:24:03I'm satiated.
01:24:04What?
01:24:04Nothing.
01:24:05I said I'm full,
01:24:06but after we walk all day,
01:24:08you'll probably have to cook up what's left.
01:24:12She said she loved me.
01:24:16Oh, hell, it wasn't my fault
01:24:17she picked me to get all wet brain over.
01:24:22Well, I'd say she certainly
01:24:24had marvelous judgment, Albert,
01:24:25if not particularly good taste.
01:24:31Particularly good.
01:24:41A boy and his dog can go walking.
01:24:48A boy and his dog sometimes talk to each other.
01:24:56A boy and his dog can be happy sitting out in the woods on a log, but a dog knows
01:25:05his boy can go wrong.
01:25:10A boy and his dog can be happy sitting out in the woods on a log, but a dog knows
01:25:33his boy can go wrong.
01:25:42It was a Jenn choir, as açu show.
01:25:46No, and again, what were you talking about?
01:25:52I said music.
01:25:53I said I'm king in the woods on a log.
01:26:05It was a must of an
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